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Hoo-hoo-hoo!
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4. Rockin' Rudy,
you better pump those brakes!
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7. Well, joke's on you,
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in Canarsie!
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13. Oh, I've got Shabbat Dinner
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in three minutes!
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some challah!
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17. Shabbat Shalom!
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18. Let's eat!
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20. Mmm! What is this dish called?
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coming-of-age ceremony
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she has to sing
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36. Oy, don't tell me
you're looking at...
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b'not mitzvah?
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38. Again?
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39. Wait, who are The Triplets?
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carbon-copy cousins.
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Bat Mitzvah last month.
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prototype VR games,
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my social-media idol,
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47. Odessa Drake, posted that
she heard the party was, quote,
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49. Odessa's the most
influential influencer
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Girl, what are you
worried about?
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the party of the year
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and a jar of pickles.
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Her sixth birthday.
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the style section.
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but this will be less of a party
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of a private bagel reception.
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60. Who doesn't love bagels?
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you got this on lox.
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62. You know what
this moment calls for?
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63. Claro que si.
The wedding photo.
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our inner circle,
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in Central Park.
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everything we needed.
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day with the people we love.
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73. It was perfect.
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I really needed that.
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the Triplets won't even come!
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77. Well good!
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the impeller too much.
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a highly-publicized
star-studded red carpet event
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Bat Mitzvah in Jewish history,
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Am I the worst?
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89. Oh, no, no, you're the best.
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90. And if that's what you want,
then that's what you'll get.
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91. What's that, Casey?
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92. Oh! You said there are gonna be celebrities
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93. No way!
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94. Wha— Yes...?
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95. - What are you talking about?
- I got you, Case!
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96. That's amazing!
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97. I can't believe Moon Girl
and Devil Dinosaur are coming!
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98. And that everyone
in this room is invited!
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99. Nah, too fluffy?
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from 2nd Avenue.
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101. Ugh, it's probably
my dad reminding me
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102. to write my Bat Mitzvah speech.
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103. Great-Matzoh-Balls-of-Fire!
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104. Whoa! What is it, girl?
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105. Odessa just DM'd me!
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106. She heard about
Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur
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107. - and she wants to come!
- That's huge!
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108. I can't wait to see
the look on the triplets' faces.
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109. Odessa only posted
about their party
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110. but she's gonna be at mine!
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111. Oh, this never would have
happened without Moon Girl, Lu!
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112. I gotchu, Case!
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113. As long as I still get to come
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and not Moon Girl.
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115. You couldn't pay me
to miss that!
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116. Uh, duh!
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117. - This is gonna be épico!
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118. Ahh! A Bat Mitzvah morning.
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119. The sun is shining.
New York is alive.
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120. Ah, like music, baby. Gershwin.
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121. Ah, Shabbat Shalom, Rabbi
Ryda!
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122. And a million thanks for letting
Casey do this...
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bat mitzvah red carpet.
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124. As long as you're
in the sanctuary at call time,
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what you do out here.
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126. Plus, I like Moon Girl.
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127. She's a real supermensch.
Speaking of...
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128. Give it up for
the Woman of the Hour...
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129. Casey!
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130. What an entrance, mijita.
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131. She got that from me.
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132. - Oh, so must be Casey's dads!
- Moon Girl!
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133. Color me starstruck!
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134. Casey's really come alive
since you started
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135. Our collab was beshert.
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136. And she speaks Yiddish!
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137. This one's a keeper!
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138. Love the red!
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139. You match my shoes.
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140. The triplets are coming.
The triplets are coming!
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141. Hey, hey.
Deep breaths, you got this.
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143. Odessa!
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it is such an honor!
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145. Casey!
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146. Major gratitude for having me,
this is gonna be sick!
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147. And girl, that dress...
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148. Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur!
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149. Hey everyone, Odessa here at
Casey Goldberg-Calderon's
epic Bat Mitzvah
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150. with my favorite superheroes,
M-G and Big D in the house!
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151. Now do me a super sweet solid
and click like and subscribe!
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152. I can't feel my face.
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154. I'm just gonna do it!
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155. Did you bring your
Bubble Blaster?
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with the Bubble Blaster.
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subatomic particles?
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in my pack.
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a demonstration for the crowd.
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162. Oh, but it's your party, Casey.
Totally up to you.
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163. That would be iconic!
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164. But it's up to M-G.
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165. Casey, you know I got you!
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166. Make some noise
for the Bat Mitzvah Girl!
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167. - Dang.
- Impressive.
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168. Whoa.
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170. People are saying
this is the coolest event
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172. Every day is Christmas
when you're famous.
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173. - Hanukkah.
- Uh-huh. Sure.
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Goldberg-Calderon?
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from Temple...
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the coolest Bat Mitzvah bash
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180. Yo, Case!
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the Glitter-Slinger!
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182. Dude, leave her alone.
That thing is not a toy.
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183. Oh, come on, M-G!
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a super sweet solid!
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185. Yeah! Please?
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187. Go for it, champ.
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188. - Gotcha!
- Hey!
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189. This is gonna be
everywhere forever!
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190. So, the Triplets
are pinching themselves,
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191. Odessa's got your
fame game covered...
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192. Legendary party status achieved,
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194. Earth to Casey?
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195. That glitter shot blew up faster
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197. Heh. Yeah, so, whaddya say
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198. we wrap this thing up
and I can go change?
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199. Casey! Family photo
before we go inside.
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201. Ah, perfect timing.
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okay, Case?
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all right?
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it's time for me to tap out.
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216. Oh, just five more minutes.
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this party is, like, next level.
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221. Oh, sure, of course.
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the haunted house quinceañera
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of that party!
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the ceremony is actually
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I might add.
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gonna turn into a Bat-Zilla!
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really think of me?
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the Glitter Slinger?
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Casey, it's go-time!
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254. Hey!
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a bad influencer!
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256. This heiress caught
everyone unaw-eiress.
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257. Odessa was born into a life
of glam and scam
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of the head of New York's
elite Thieves Guild!
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259. Her jam?
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and fencing it to fund
her social life.
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261. Unfollow this villain!
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262. Ay! Ayo! You stole my stuff
and my best friend!
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265. You don't wanna
mess with me, M.G.!
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266. Guard this door, D—
do not let her slip out!
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267. Good Shabbos. Good Shabbos.
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268. Good Shabbos. Love the hair.
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are you all right?
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272. Ahh!
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just to take my tech?
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274. Yup! But you can have this back.
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- No playing music in temple!
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- Yeah. Cool.
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do anything for each other.
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about her Torah portion.
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295. I am so honored
you're all here
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299. And honestly, this room feels
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300. I owe so much to my dads,
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303. Odessa? You— you're—?
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follower!
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and this party will go down
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legends are made of.
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What about your dream?
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324. My, uh, my dream just
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find my friend Lunella?
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Speaking of your "big moment",
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340. Oh, yeah. Sorry, Rabbi.
Oh, and Moon Girl?
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for a bomb bespoke bagel
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352. No, did not.
She's still in there.
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I made a few calls.
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