1. What kind of morons try to hide
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2. a secret base
underneath Manhattan?
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3. Hydra really needs
to get a new playbook.
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4. Seriously.
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5. Aah!
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6. You're slipping, Avenger!
Hail Hydra! Hail—
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7. Overconfidence loses battles.
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8. If this lousy base makes me
miss Halloween tonight,
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9. I'm gonna take it out
on every Hydra goon here.
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10. The base isn't the mission,
Hulk.
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11. We're here for the scientist.
Fan out and find her.
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12. Well, well, well.
One evil Hydra scientist,
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13. one awesome superhero and—
oh, look—
a bunch of arrows.
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14. Looks like
I got you outnumbered.
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15. Count again.
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16. I never was that good at math.
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17. Okay, that is not good.
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18. On the contrary.
These are the Mark II
prototypes,
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19. designed with the Avengers
in mind.
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20. You and your little bow
are outmatched.
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21. Prototypes, huh?
As in, not quite ready
for prime time?
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22. I can work with that.
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23. And it's not about
the bow, lady.
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24. The name's not Hawk-bow,
it's Hawk-eye!
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25. As in, eyes always
on the prize.
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26. You are caught,
evil genius lady.
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27. Okay, team.
Our Hydra scientist's name
is Whitney Frost.
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28. Dr. Frost, why don't you tell us
what you've been doing here?
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29. I do many things,
Captain America.
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30. You have to be more specific.
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31. Your experiments
with vampires...
specifically.
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32. Vampires?
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33. As if I didn't already
hate Halloween.
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34. Hydra soldiers aren't able to do
what we need them to.
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35. But with vampire powers—
strength, vision, speed...
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36. Once I stabilize the serum,
we will have an army
of super-soldiers.
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37. That's not going to happen.
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38. Iron Man,
wipe Hydra's computers.
Delete everything they know.
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39. Consider it done.
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40. The formula's
not in the computers,
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41. it's in my head.
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42. If you were
all that smart, Frost,
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43. then you'd know vampires
really don't like humans
messing with their stuff.
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44. The vampires are after me?
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45. Hey, ya think?
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46. The team and I
will hold them off.
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47. Hawkeye, get her out of here
and take her to the Beach House.
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48. What? No.
I hate the Beach House.
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49. It's the safest place.
The Beach House, Hawkeye.
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50. Go! Now!
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51. Let's go.
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52. This is your idea
of keeping me safe?
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53. Oh, no.
None of this was my idea.
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54. And I'll keep you safe,
but I ain't promising
comfortable.
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55. Hey, guess who I stole
the web arrow idea from.
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56. Come on. Guess.
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57. That's not gonna stop them.
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58. Doesn't need to stop 'em.
Just needs to slow 'em down.
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59. Ha-ha! Hydra cycles.
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60. I am great
at Hydra cycles.
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61. Of all the Avengers
to get stuck with,
I get you.
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62. Not Iron Man, not Hulk—
Whoa. The Hulk? Really?
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63. You'd choose him over me?
Wow. That is—
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64. That is just harsh.
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65. Frost, think fast.
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66. Listen up.
the other Avengers are busy
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67. holding off the vampires
for you.
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68. you don't get
a vote because—
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69. wait for it—
you're evil.
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70. And three: there's a good reason
Cap picked me.
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71. And that is?
I know where
the Beach House is.
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72. This is the Beach House?
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73. Um, hi. It's a code name.
All our safe houses
have code names,
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74. because no one would think
to look for a beach house
here in Rutland, Vermont.
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75. Don't worry.
This place has everything.
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76. Perimeter defense array,
canons, cameras, shielding.
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77. Even one of those fancy
single-serving coffee machines.
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78. Yeah.
Keeps trick-or-treaters out.
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79. Keeps wacky evil geniuses in.
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80. Enough security
to hold off the Hulk.
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81. It's not the Hulk
who worries me.
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82. It's what comes after dark.
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83. House, get me a location
on Captain America.
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84. And give me my backup quiver.
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85. This is so unfair.
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86. The Avengers have all this
but don't do anything with it.
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87. At least Hydra tries
to change the world.
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88. No. Hydra wants
to own the world.
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89. The Avengers save the world.
You're a genius, Frost.
You know I'm right.
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90. No response from Cap?
House, try him again.
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91. The vampires got him.
It's the only answer.
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92. The vampires
didn't get him.
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93. House, give me a location
on Black Widow.
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94. That's impossible.
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95. According to this,
Black Widow's here.
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96. Hey, Hawkeye,
wanna come out and play?
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97. Crossbones
and the Crimson Widow.
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98. Look at this.
They sent us to fetch Frost,
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99. but looks like we get
to hurt Hawkeye.
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100. Bonus.
Barely half an Avenger.
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101. So dull.
I wanted Romanov.
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102. Aw, you're not getting
what you want.
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103. But you'll get the butt-kicking
you deserve.
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104. House, emergency lockdown!
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105. So careless, Hawkeye,
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106. forgetting to disable
to bike's tracker.
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107. Frost, make yourself useful
and open the doors.
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108. What, leaving so soon?
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109. Uh-oh.
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110. You waste your time, Hawkeye.
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111. I disabled your
defensive weapons systems.
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112. Yeah. And I just reset 'em.
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113. House, target hostiles.
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114. You expecting somebody?
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115. Frost, open the shields.
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116. Nobody's there.
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117. Dracula.
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118. Good evening.
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119. What is that quaint
Western expression?
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120. Oh, yes.
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121. Trick or treat.
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122. Dracula is not here
for you, Avenger,
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123. and not for these
Hydra fools, either.
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124. I have come for her.
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125. She has meddled
in the affairs
of the vampires.
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126. She must be chastised.
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127. Hand her over to me now,
and perhaps I will allow you
to live.
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128. Yeah, that's not happening.
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129. No chastising tonight,
tooth boy.
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130. "Tooth boy"?
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131. Have you just called
the immortal Dracula,
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132. lord of all vampires,
"tooth boy"?
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133. I know the rules, Drac.
This is my house.
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134. You and the bite brigade
can't set one toe in here
unless I invite you.
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135. And what will you say
when there is no house
in which to invite me?
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136. What Dracula desires,
Dracula will have.
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137. Tear the house down!
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138. The woman
will suffer our wrath!
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139. The others will suffer death!
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140. I thought you said this place
could hold off the Hulk.
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141. Well, yeah.
It can see the Hulk.
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142. But vampires are invisible
to tech.
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143. House can't fight
what it can't see.
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144. We're stuck in here.
What are we supposed to do?
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145. Get to the middle
of the cabin.
It's our best bet.
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146. We have to hold them off
as long as we can.
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147. "We"? What makes you think
we'd work with the likes of you?
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148. Because your lives
are on the line here too.
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149. We team up and eventually
walk out of here alive.
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150. Or do you wanna
do your own thing,
and we all get wiped out?
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151. Ugh! Fine.
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152. We team up.
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153. Then let's do this.
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154. It's like whack-a-mole
with vampires.
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155. Still fighting?
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156. It will only make
our victory sweeter
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157. when I hold your lifeless—
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158. Huh?
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159. I thought you knew
the rules, bowman.
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160. Your metal arrows
can do nothing to...
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161. So be it, bowman.
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162. Hulk, watch your six!
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163. I'm gonna miss trick or treat
because of vampires
wrecking my Halloween!
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164. Well, maybe we can start
a new tradition.
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165. Smashoween.
What do you think, big guy?
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166. "Smashoween"?
I like it.
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167. Hee-hee-hee.
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168. That didn't feel
like a retreat.
Then what was it?
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169. That felt like
they got new orders.
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170. Boo.
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171. One more surge,
and the cabin will fall.
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172. I thought you said the house
couldn't see vampires.
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173. It can't.
So I set the firing pattern
to "random."
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174. I'm a genius, remember?
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175. The house defense system
just went down.
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176. Someone must've
tampered with it.
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177. It was Crimson Widow.
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178. She sabotaged
the systems earlier.
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179. And you helped me do it.
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180. This is pointless.
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181. We can't hold out forever.
The vamps don't even want us.
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182. Maybe we could just finish
these two off and bail.
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183. Hydra sent you
to rescue me!
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184. You're not
an asset anymore.
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185. You're a liability.
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186. Hydra cuts its losses
when necessary.
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187. Who wants to answer that?
Anyone?
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188. Man, I do everything
around here.
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189. Dracula's patience
is at an end, bowman.
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190. I should slay each of you,
but I'm not going to.
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191. You're not?
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192. I'm offering you a deal.
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193. You three are free to go
and will not be harmed.
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194. As lord of all vampires,
you have my word.
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195. All I want is the Frost woman.
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196. Nothing's changed, Drac.
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197. You're out there,
and we're in here.
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198. The four of us can take
anything you got.
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199. The four of you?
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200. Cutting losses.
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201. You know,
kind of saw that coming.
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202. You should have taken my offer.
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203. My forces are replenished now,
while yours are at low ebb.
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204. Breathe your last
among the living,
and then join the undead.
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205. This was Captain America's
plan all along.
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206. Sacrifice me
and the weakest Avenger
to save Manhattan.
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207. Um, words hurt.
Besides, that's Hydra thinking.
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208. Avengers find a way.
There's always a way.
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209. The house is no more.
Leave the woman to me,
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210. and dispose of the bowman.
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211. Do something.
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212. Use your arrows
or something.
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213. Frost, you are a genius.
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214. House, cozy fire.
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215. Have you lost your mind?
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216. Yeah, probably.
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217. Hawkeye!
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218. Unexpected.
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219. I had not thought to see
an Avenger show such steel.
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220. If your spirit
yet lingers here, bowman,
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221. know that you have
the respect of...
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222. Bowman!
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223. I mean, why is it so hard
for these people
to remember my name?
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224. This is no time for jokes.
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225. Well, actually,
it's the perfect time for jokes.
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226. You ever hear the one
about the—
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227. Ugh!
How can you be so flip?
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228. We're in the middle
of a forest.
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229. You're only as good
as your arrows,
which you blew up!
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230. Yeah, when you put it that way,
it sounds pretty bad.
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231. Move!
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232. There are more coming.
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233. Ha-ha! See? Wood.
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234. It's the one thing
vampires really can't stand,
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235. and we are in the middle
of a forest.
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236. I told you, I know the rules.
I have a plan.
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237. But you won't be able
to stop them all.
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238. Man, did Hydra
just give you a big ol' bag
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239. of "I give up"
when they recruited you?
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240. Come on.
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241. I am coming for you, bowman!
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242. Ca— Can we call for help?
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243. Tried that. No signal.
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244. What are you
doing up there?
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245. They'll catch us if we don't...
keep moving.
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246. Hawkeye, they found me!
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247. Hawkeye!
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248. What took you so long?
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249. I had it under control.
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250. Anyway, I had to finish
collecting these.
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251. What's the use?
Hydra abandoned us out here,
and so did your Avengers.
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252. Whoa. Avengers never
abandon anyone.
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253. Even you.
Now, you can keep
being Queen Snarky,
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254. or you can help me
find something to make
a string for this bow.
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255. Is it all right
to say that I'm scared?
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256. Be stupid if you weren't.
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257. Last I heard,
you're a genius.
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258. We're getting out of this.
I promise.
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259. That, I'm afraid, is not true.
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260. A wooden bow and arrow?
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261. Wooden stakes.
Through the heart.
I know the rules.
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262. No.
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263. Wood may hurt my minions,
but I am the immortal Dracula.
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264. You cannot hurt me.
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265. Get them!
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266. Duck!
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267. Tell me you have
enough arrows.
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268. I could tell you that,
but I'd be lying.
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269. I am trusting
that you have a plan here.
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270. Thanks, Hawkeye.
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271. Finally,
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272. somebody gets my name right.
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273. No more arrows. No more running.
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274. What will you do now?
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275. Perhaps you think you have
one last effort in you,
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276. some way you can
still save yourself.
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277. I think not.
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278. Your life ends here,
alone in the dark.
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279. It's not about me.
It was about her.
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280. Keeping her safe,
and running out the clock.
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281. Dawn around here
is about 7:00 a.m.,
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282. which is just about...
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283. The sun!
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284. Right on time.
Told you I know the rules.
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285. You have made an enemy
today, bowman.
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286. Mark my words.
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287. Dracula will have his vengeance!
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288. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
If I had a nickel for every
vampire who said that.
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289. What is it? More vampires?
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290. Huh. Not quite.
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291. Hey, Hawkeye, lose these?
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292. Looks like Hawkeye
had quite the night.
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293. You did okay back there.
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294. For an evil Hydra genius.
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295. Well, yeah. That too.
Listen, Frost—
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296. You're going to point out
that Hydra was gonna
let Dracula take me.
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297. But you,
the weakest Avenger—
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298. Watch it.
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299. You protected me
until the end.
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300. All I'm saying is,
just make sure
you're on the right side.
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301. Change the world
or break it.
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302. Thanks, Hawkeye.
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303. You've given me
a lot to think about.
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304. Only five targets
with three arrows?
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305. Never seen you so off.
Something on your mind?
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306. Oh, Whitney Frost just got
in my head a little.
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307. You didn't send us
to the Beach House
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308. because I'm
the weak link, did ya?
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309. Like the expendable Avenger?
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310. Clint, you're the most
resourceful man I've ever met.
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311. I sent you
with that Hydra scientist
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312. because I knew if there was
a way to keep her safe,
you would find it.
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313. You always find a way.
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314. Blood! Blood!
Aah! Vampire!
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315. No, Hawkeye, wait!
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316. Hawkeye, that was
my favorite costume!
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317. You see?
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318. This is why
I hate Halloween!
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