1. An alien named the Beyonder
took pieces of worlds,Copy !req
2. then mashed them together
to build Battleworld.Copy !req
3. The people from those places,
including the Avengers,Copy !req
4. were brought to this world.Copy !req
5. The Beyonder calls this
his experiment.Copy !req
6. We call it twisted
and dangerous.Copy !req
7. Now, with Loki on our side,Copy !req
8. we're rebuilding
a new BifrostCopy !req
9. so we can undo BattleworldCopy !req
10. and end
the Beyonder's experimentCopy !req
11. and send everyone home.Copy !req
12. We've got what we need
to build a new Bifrost,Copy !req
13. including
the sword of Heimdall.Copy !req
14. But without Heimdall himself,Copy !req
15. there's only one other person
who can use the swordCopy !req
16. without ripping a hole
in the cosmos—Copy !req
17. Dr. Stephen Strange,Copy !req
18. the Sorcerer Supreme.Copy !req
19. Someone matching
his descriptionCopy !req
20. was spotted
in the old Westland.Copy !req
21. But we have
to watch our step.Copy !req
22. Like all of Battleworld,Copy !req
23. Westland is a little roughCopy !req
24. and a lot unpredictable.Copy !req
25. This is the worst.Copy !req
26. Come on, Hawkeye.Copy !req
27. Beats being cooped up
in the Tower.Copy !req
28. I've been itchin'
for some action.Copy !req
29. Let's just do this fast,
get back,Copy !req
30. and get off
this stupid planet.Copy !req
31. Huh?Copy !req
32. Domesticated dinosaurs.
Amazing.Copy !req
33. Careful, Vision.Copy !req
34. Follow my lead.
I got this.Copy !req
35. Hmm.Copy !req
36. Howdy, there, uh, pard.Copy !req
37. Me and my, uh, posse are
looking for a tall guy—Copy !req
38. got a tiny beard
situation, red cape.Copy !req
39. Maybe does magic?Copy !req
40. They appear to be
looking at something
in our immediate vicinity.Copy !req
41. That one there's a robot.Copy !req
42. Get it!Copy !req
43. Get that bot
before it gets us!Copy !req
44. Hyah! Whaah!Copy !req
45. Uhh-aah!Copy !req
46. Why are they angry
at Vision?Copy !req
47. You're asking me?Copy !req
48. Whaah! Gaah!
Uhh!Copy !req
49. Huh?Copy !req
50. Not today, boys.Copy !req
51. Ohh!Copy !req
52. And by the way, rude!Copy !req
53. Excuse me. Is it me
you have a problem with,Copy !req
54. or is it just any
synthetic life-form?Copy !req
55. Ohh!Copy !req
56. Aah!Copy !req
57. Aah!Copy !req
58. Always wanted to try that!Copy !req
59. Well, I've been wanting
to try my new shrink discs.Copy !req
60. Huh?Copy !req
61. That wasn't my shrink disc!Copy !req
62. Bigger isn't always
better, Wasp.Copy !req
63. Keep it simple.Copy !req
64. Mm.Copy !req
65. How's that for simple?Copy !req
66. Mm.Copy !req
67. They wish to continue
fisticuffs.Copy !req
68. I guess we can oblige.Copy !req
69. Doctor Strange?Copy !req
70. I don't know
what's going on here,Copy !req
71. but I know I don't
have room for all of youCopy !req
72. in the infirmary.Copy !req
73. You vouching for these
outsiders, sawbones?Copy !req
74. They brought in a robot.Copy !req
75. The outsiders are with me.Copy !req
76. And Vision is no mere robot.Copy !req
77. Loki and the Avengers.Copy !req
78. Well, this ought to be
interesting.Copy !req
79. People, please.Copy !req
80. Can't we go one day
in this townCopy !req
81. without a saloon fight?Copy !req
82. You four
should come with me.Copy !req
83. When I first arrived
at Battleworld,Copy !req
84. I wandered in the wilderness.Copy !req
85. Eventually,
I came upon this town.Copy !req
86. When I saw they needed
a doctor, I stayed.Copy !req
87. Now what of you?Copy !req
88. What brings you
to the Old West?Copy !req
89. You, Doc.Copy !req
90. Tony Stark's building a device
to get all of us back to Earth.Copy !req
91. He needs your help to—Copy !req
92. I'm sorry, but no.Copy !req
93. I can't leave,
not at this time.Copy !req
94. Uh, why not?Copy !req
95. Follow me
to the infirmary.Copy !req
96. Without me, these injuries
would have been fatal.Copy !req
97. The people need a doctor.
I can't abandon them.Copy !req
98. Wait a minute.
You're Sorcerer Supreme.Copy !req
99. Do some hocus-pocus
to fix everybody up.Copy !req
100. You know, uh, abracadabra.Copy !req
101. I cannot risk using
the Eye of Agamotto.Copy !req
102. Even a hint of my magicCopy !req
103. could draw the attention
of dangerous elementsCopy !req
104. down on these innocent people.Copy !req
105. Dangerous elements
like the Beyonder?Copy !req
106. Bah! You're Doctor Strange,
the protector of reality.Copy !req
107. If the rest of us
are taking a stand,
why can't you?Copy !req
108. These injuries appear
sustained in heated battle.Copy !req
109. What exactly is going on
in your town?Copy !req
110. Got some unusual
varmints in this town.Copy !req
111. Robots. They've been
attacking the town
every few days.Copy !req
112. All we needed to know.Copy !req
113. Avengers Assemble!Copy !req
114. Everyone take cover!Copy !req
115. Let the Avengers do
what they do best!Copy !req
116. Whew.Copy !req
117. I said I was itchin'
for action,Copy !req
118. but this is even better
than I could have dreamed.Copy !req
119. Another wave of robots
coming in from the east!Copy !req
120. We won't be able
to hold them off forever.Copy !req
121. Someone needs to go
fetch the sheriff,Copy !req
122. but she's
out in the desert.Copy !req
123. With the robots
everywhere,Copy !req
124. it may be difficult
to reach her.Copy !req
125. Allow me to go.
It's the logical choice.Copy !req
126. I'm already tracking
the sheriff's heat trail.Copy !req
127. Get back as fast as you can.Copy !req
128. Good luck, Vision.Copy !req
129. Hmm. Odd.Copy !req
130. The tracks lead here,
but then they— Aah!Copy !req
131. Wait.Copy !req
132. Who are you? What are you?Copy !req
133. Huh— Aah!Copy !req
134. Oh, no, you don't!
Not in my town!Copy !req
135. Aah!Copy !req
136. It's not really my town,Copy !req
137. but you get
what I was going for. Huh?Copy !req
138. Get down! Gaah!Copy !req
139. Hawkeye!Copy !req
140. Move your hands.
Let the doc see what's wrong.Copy !req
141. I already know
what's wrong.Copy !req
142. I can't see. I'm blind!Copy !req
143. I am the Vision.
I am the Vision—Copy !req
144. an Avenger from planet Earth.Copy !req
145. I repeat— I am the Vision!Copy !req
146. I am Groot.Copy !req
147. Quit smiling, you idiot.Copy !req
148. We're on the clock here.Copy !req
149. I think
there's been a— Aah!Copy !req
150. Stop talking.
Get back in there.Copy !req
151. I am Groot.Copy !req
152. Hey, it's not my fault
he's syntheticCopy !req
153. and dumb enough
to get captured.Copy !req
154. And he's not getting out.Copy !req
155. That's what
the scramble bag is for.Copy !req
156. I am Groot.Copy !req
157. Boo-hoo!
That's his tough luck.Copy !req
158. Ow! Ow!Copy !req
159. Stop fidgeting,
you big baby.Copy !req
160. We barely handled
those robotsCopy !req
161. with all of us out there.Copy !req
162. How am I supposed
to help like this?Copy !req
163. I'm sure
it will be fine.Copy !req
164. I bet it's just
for a little while.
Right, Doc?Copy !req
165. Well, based on the damage,
it could be days,Copy !req
166. possibly even weeks.Copy !req
167. Okay, so there's
nothing to worry about.Copy !req
168. Ha ha ha ha.Copy !req
169. I am Groot.Copy !req
170. Oh, stop whining.Copy !req
171. That thing?
It's broken.
Needs new parts.Copy !req
172. That thing—
it's made of parts.Copy !req
173. So we take these parts,
mix them with those partsCopy !req
174. so we can de-part
this stupid mixed-up planet!Copy !req
175. I am Groot.Copy !req
176. Oh, for the last time,
there is no other way.Copy !req
177. This is the way!
This is the only...Copy !req
178. I am Groot!Copy !req
179. Hey, spare parts,
knock it off!Copy !req
180. That's my favorite sack!Copy !req
181. Aah! Yaah!Copy !req
182. It's not our fault
you're s-stupid.Copy !req
183. We have never met,
but you match the descriptionsCopy !req
184. of the extraterrestrials
known as Rocket and Groot.Copy !req
185. Aw, krutack.
He knows who we are.Copy !req
186. Ah, we definitely
got to scrap him now.Copy !req
187. I am Groot!Copy !req
188. So what if he can talk?Copy !req
189. Spare parts is spare parts.Copy !req
190. Huh?Copy !req
191. Aah!Copy !req
192. I am Groot!Copy !req
193. Ah. Tonal modulation
with tiered data dump.Copy !req
194. Very efficient.Copy !req
195. I am Vision.Copy !req
196. I am Groot.Copy !req
197. I am Vision.Copy !req
198. I am Groot.Copy !req
199. I am Vision.Copy !req
200. I am Groot.Copy !req
201. I am Vision.Copy !req
202. I am Groot.Copy !req
203. I am Vision.Copy !req
204. I am Groot.
Wait.Copy !req
205. You can understand him, too?Copy !req
206. You can talk to him?Copy !req
207. I am Groot.Copy !req
208. I am Vision.Copy !req
209. Perfect.Copy !req
210. Robot boy's a smarty-pants.Copy !req
211. Well, if we're not
scrapping him,Copy !req
212. we're back to square one.Copy !req
213. What is your "square one"
situation?Copy !req
214. Square one is me and Groot,
our ship,Copy !req
215. and a whole bunch
of space junkCopy !req
216. got sucked
onto this dumb planet,Copy !req
217. and we want off!Copy !req
218. This space junk
may be responsibleCopy !req
219. for the robots
attacking the town.Copy !req
220. I am Groot.Copy !req
221. Groot's right.Copy !req
222. It's a Kree Conquest Hive.Copy !req
223. They drop one on some
unsuspecting planet.Copy !req
224. It starts pumping out
attack bots,Copy !req
225. and they beat down the locals.Copy !req
226. Then all the Kree have to do
is the cleanup.Copy !req
227. It's like dropping
a hornets' nest on your enemies.Copy !req
228. Look out!
I am Groot!Copy !req
229. Vision, you all right?Copy !req
230. You know
this poc poc?Copy !req
231. She is the one
I was sent to find.Copy !req
232. She is Dr. Jane Foster.Copy !req
233. Folks call me
Calamity Jane Foster.Copy !req
234. I'm the sheriff
around these parts.Copy !req
235. And I saw these scofflaws
trying to ventilate you.Copy !req
236. Whoa-ho-ho-ho!
Easy there, lawman lady.Copy !req
237. Everybody's cool now.
See? See? Friends.Copy !req
238. Me, Groot, robot guy.Copy !req
239. I am Vision.Copy !req
240. Yeah. Vision and us.Copy !req
241. Same side.Copy !req
242. Terrific.
Maybe the four of usCopy !req
243. will actually
stand a chance.Copy !req
244. I am Groot.Copy !req
245. That does not appear to be
a domesticated dinosaur.Copy !req
246. No such thing
as a domesticated T. rex.Copy !req
247. I am Groot!Copy !req
248. I am Groot!Copy !req
249. I am Vision.Copy !req
250. I am Groot.Copy !req
251. Come and get me,
ya filthy lizard!Copy !req
252. Yaah!Copy !req
253. I am Vision.Copy !req
254. I am Groot.Copy !req
255. What are they doing?Copy !req
256. It's a corral.
Get the T. rex to chase us.Copy !req
257. Hurry up, lawman lady!Copy !req
258. Hyah!Copy !req
259. I am Vision.Copy !req
260. I am Groot.Copy !req
261. I am Vision.Copy !req
262. Nice bit of wrestling
there, boys.Copy !req
263. Now, Vision, why
were you looking for me?Copy !req
264. The robots are back.
Everyone find cover now!Copy !req
265. So it's come to this.Copy !req
266. Risking my life
to defend the lives of humans.Copy !req
267. Loki, my friend, you are
a long way from Asgard.Copy !req
268. Any other day, I'd be more
than willing to let them
destroy this town.Copy !req
269. But not today,
for today I am an Avenger!Copy !req
270. venger, venger, venger!Copy !req
271. Here's the ladder
up to your usual spot.Copy !req
272. Oh, great. And then what?Copy !req
273. Come on, Wasp. I'm no good
in a fight without my eyes.Copy !req
274. Kind of
in the job description.Copy !req
275. You still have ears,
Hawkeye.Copy !req
276. There's no Hawkeye here,Copy !req
277. just blind Clint Barton.Copy !req
278. All right. Fine.Copy !req
279. No one's gonna blame you
if you sit this one out.Copy !req
280. There's a door behind you.
Get inside and take cover.Copy !req
281. But if you pick up that bow,
you're an Avenger.Copy !req
282. That's the ladder.Copy !req
283. "That's the ladder."Copy !req
284. That sounded
like a hit!Copy !req
285. You were right. This is
a whole lot of space junk.Copy !req
286. Told ya.Copy !req
287. If you got robot hordes
going after that town,Copy !req
288. they're coming from here.Copy !req
289. There is somethingCopy !req
290. projecting an immense
energy signatureCopy !req
291. a few hundred yards
in that direction.Copy !req
292. I think we found
our Kree Conquest Hive.Copy !req
293. I wish.
Ordinary robot factoryCopy !req
294. we could maybe take down.Copy !req
295. What we're seeing
is a Hive Queen,Copy !req
296. and it's on the move!Copy !req
297. Uh— Uh— Aah!Copy !req
298. Aah!Copy !req
299. I am Groot!Copy !req
300. Yeah. We all got eyes!Copy !req
301. Hive Queen's gonna
wipe out the whole town!Copy !req
302. Oh!Copy !req
303. Everyone, fall back
to the infirmary.Copy !req
304. You heard the good doctor.Copy !req
305. Run! As fast as your little
mortal legs will carry you!Copy !req
306. Oop. There you are.Copy !req
307. What's happening out there?Copy !req
308. The mother
of all monster robotsCopy !req
309. just joined the party.Copy !req
310. Well, I can't hear
over the noise.Copy !req
311. No way to make
pinpoint targets.Copy !req
312. Can you picture
a clock in your head?Copy !req
313. Well, yeah,
but what's that gonna—Copy !req
314. I'm your eyes.
3:00 high. Fire.Copy !req
315. Did— Did I get it?Copy !req
316. Uh...
That good, huh?Copy !req
317. Okay. New plan.Copy !req
318. Shooting down.
1:00, 5:00, and 10:00. Fire.Copy !req
319. Still need to figure out
what we're gonna do
about that big one.Copy !req
320. I am Groot!Copy !req
321. What are you
babbling about?Copy !req
322. You need an army
to stop a Hive Queen.Copy !req
323. Even then,
your chances are zero
and close to zero.Copy !req
324. An army, huh?
I know where we can get one.Copy !req
325. Come on.Copy !req
326. Townspeople are holed up
in the infirmary.Copy !req
327. We must keep the robots
away from there.Copy !req
328. Hawkeye, move!Copy !req
329. Gonna have to be more specific!Copy !req
330. We're about to—
Aw, forget it!Copy !req
331. Wasp, what is going on?
Jump!Copy !req
332. Oh, gaah!
Uhh! Uhh!Copy !req
333. Well, our situation is not
too much worse than before.Copy !req
334. Okay, now what?Copy !req
335. I see it,
and I don't believe it.Copy !req
336. I think
the cavalry's arrived.Copy !req
337. Sheriff, pleased to see
you in good health.Copy !req
338. I can't leave this town
for five minutes, can I?Copy !req
339. Huh? Loki? Here?Copy !req
340. Apparently,
Loki is an Avenger now.Copy !req
341. Of course he is.Copy !req
342. I guess I won't
blast him... yet.Copy !req
343. Forget the little ones.Copy !req
344. If we don't stop the Queen,Copy !req
345. it'll just keep making
more attack bots.Copy !req
346. I am Groot!Copy !req
347. The mortals inside—
they have nowhere to run.Copy !req
348. Eh, I got
one blast arrow left.Copy !req
349. And I've got an idea.Copy !req
350. Get that arrow ready,
Avenger.Copy !req
351. That arrow will
not produce a blastCopy !req
352. strong enough
to destroy the Hive Queen.Copy !req
353. Our odds of success now are—Copy !req
354. Never tell me the odds.Copy !req
355. Hawkeye, shoot!Copy !req
356. At what?Copy !req
357. At me! At my voice! Shoot now!Copy !req
358. So that sounded good.Copy !req
359. Sure did, Avenger.Copy !req
360. Why?
What did you do to it?Copy !req
361. It's not hemlock, is it?Copy !req
362. It's a peace offering.Copy !req
363. The Avengers trust you,
so I will, too.Copy !req
364. But if you step out of line,Copy !req
365. I will bring the wrath
of Jane FosterCopy !req
366. down on your butt
like a force of nature.Copy !req
367. Cheers.Copy !req
368. Ladies and gentlemen,Copy !req
369. may I present one Hawkeye,
nearly healed.Copy !req
370. Ah, you're a fast healer.Copy !req
371. Told you you'd be
back on your feet.Copy !req
372. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you did.Copy !req
373. Thanks for the pep talk.Copy !req
374. Everybody needs one
sometimes. Even you.Copy !req
375. I speak for everyone
when I say thank you
for saving the town.Copy !req
376. And with things safe,Copy !req
377. me and the doc
can go back with youCopy !req
378. to Avengers Tower.Copy !req
379. Which means I can
officially resignCopy !req
380. as town sheriff.Copy !req
381. Yeah. You primates
are all settled,Copy !req
382. but what about us?Copy !req
383. Me and Groot
are still stuck here.Copy !req
384. A reward?Copy !req
385. There's money
in hunting down bad guys?Copy !req
386. Yep. A few straggler
fugitive robotsCopy !req
387. got away into the desert.Copy !req
388. Real reward for anyone
who can round them up.Copy !req
389. You are now looking
at the new sheriffCopy !req
390. and deputy of Timely Township.Copy !req
391. I am Groot, huh?Copy !req
392. No. I'm the sheriff.
I said it first.Copy !req
393. Me! Stop it! Stop it!Copy !req
394. I mean it! Stop!Copy !req
395. Got to say, this beats walkingCopy !req
396. all the way back
to Avengers Tower.Copy !req
397. In the movies,
the heroes ride
into the sunsetCopy !req
398. yelling "Yee-haw."Copy !req
399. Yeah, I wouldn't
hold my breath for that.Copy !req
400. I'm a synthezoid.Copy !req
401. I do not actually breathe.Copy !req
402. Figure of speech,
Vision.Copy !req
403. Figure of speech.Copy !req