1. An alien named the Beyonder
took pieces of worlds,
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2. then mashed them together
to build Battleworld.
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3. The people from those places,
including the Avengers,
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4. were brought
to this world.
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5. The Beyonder calls this
his experiment.
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6. We call it twisted
and dangerous.
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7. After Loki joined our side,
we tried to use
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8. the Asgardian Bifrost
to send everyone home.
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9. It didn't work.
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10. The Beyonder retaliated
by splitting Hulk in two,
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11. then blasting them
both away.
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12. Now Loki and I
are rebuilding a new Bifrost
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13. so we can undo Battleworld
and end the Beyonder's
experiment.
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14. What we need next
is to power the Bifrost.
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15. We need energy,
and lots of it.
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16. I'm thinking gamma energy.
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17. So we need our missing
gamma expert, Bruce Banner.
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18. Black Widow,
Hulk trusts you.
If he's in one of his rages,
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19. That's why you're going,
Captain Marvel.
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20. Find the Hulk
and bring him home.
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21. I know you're here.
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22. Hey, birdie! Now that
I have your attention...
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23. Well, well, well.
Bruce Banner, I presume?
Good to see you alive.
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24. Can't believe you two are here.
But, man, am I glad you are.
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25. Welcome to Weirdworld.
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26. Excuse me a sec.
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27. Quit toying with it
and take it down!
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28. You know what this place
reminds me of?
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29. The time I took down
a Chitauri warship
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30. that landed in the jungle
in South America.
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31. They were tough. Whoa!
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32. But it turns out
the piranhas were tougher.
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33. That's it.
Hold it steady.
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34. Widow, wanna drop
the Hawksquatch,
or should I?
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35. Allow me.
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36. Electro-spears.
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37. They have xylem tree sap here
that generates 10,000 volts.
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38. You do not want to know
how I discovered that.
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39. Bruce Banner,
the wizard of Weirdworld.
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40. I'm surprised you haven't
built a coconut radio.
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41. Right, Natasha?
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42. All righty, then.
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43. Let's get you back
to Avengers Tower.
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44. I'm not going anywhere.
I've got unfinished business.
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45. Look out!
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46. The Hulk!
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47. Knew he couldn't resist.
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48. He's still split
into two people.
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49. I was prepared for that.
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50. But I wasn't prepared
for this.
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51. What are you waiting for, Hulk?
Fight me!
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52. Gotcha!
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53. No. That should've
held him.
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54. Get back here!
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55. Bruce, forget the Hulk.
Leave him here in the jungle
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56. and come back
to the Avengers with us.
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57. I can't leave.
Not until I've taken care
of him for good.
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58. But isn't this
what you've always wanted?
To be free of the Hulk?
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59. I'll never
be free of the Hulk.
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60. Not as long
as he's still alive.
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61. Take cover.
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62. The creatures, the landscape,
the weather?
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63. And even the sky.
I've seen weirder.
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64. Like I said, weird.
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65. I've seen a lot of stuff
in my life, but this place
is all new to me.
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66. Remind you of anything
you've seen?
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67. Earth to Romanoff!
I heard you.
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68. Natasha's not really one
for small talk.
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69. Everything for her
is need-to-know basis.
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70. Hey, you never know when
something from a past mission
will come in handy.
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71. And it's good to know
about your teammates'
experiences.
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72. Hulk's been here.
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73. This way.
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74. See? Third destroyed
village this week.
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75. This is what
the Hulk does.
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76. Burn marks.
This wasn't the Hulk.
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77. Besides, he's always been able
to control his rage
from hurting anyone.
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78. Yeah. Any good in him,
any control, was me.
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79. Now that we're two people,
he's just raw anger,
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80. and stopping him
is my responsibility.
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81. You know the Hulk
better than I do.
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82. If we have to take him down,
you have any ideas or tips?
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83. Or is that on
a need-to-know basis too?
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84. I don't know. Maybe.
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85. This isn't small talk.
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86. This is the mission.
You need to talk more.
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87. Maybe you need to talk less.
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88. Look, I'm not worried
about the Hulk.
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89. I'm more worried about Bruce.
The split's changed him.
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90. What are we waiting for?
He's out in the open.
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91. Stay here, unless you want
to wander into the trap too.
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92. What kind of trap?
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93. Whoa.
Carnivorous plants.
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94. I bioengineered them
to attack Hulk's scent.
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95. Got him.
You got him.
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96. But what do you plan
to do with him?
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97. Oh, it's not his plan.
It's mine.
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98. Friend of yours?
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99. Banner, how rude of you
not to introduce us.
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100. I am known as Morgan Le Fay,
queen of this realm.
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101. She's a sorceress.
Manipulates magic energy.
Ruler of Weirdworld.
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102. She doesn't
exactly seem friendly.
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103. I'm working for her.
Morgan Le Fay and I
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104. are gonna kill the Hulk.
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105. You're going to what?
Kill the Hulk?
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106. I'm willing to do
whatever it takes
to stop him.
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107. Oh, don't be
so overdramatic.
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108. You can't escape.
Besides, you might like
what I've planned for you.
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109. Probably not,
but you might.
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110. Get him!
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111. That tar pit
should've held him!
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112. Bruce, you can't hurt the Hulk.
It's probably not even possible.
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113. He's our teammate and friend,
just as much as you are.
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114. And there's no telling
what it could do to you
if Hulk is hurt.
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115. You have no idea what it's like
to live with that kind
of power and anger every day.
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116. We need the Hulk's
power and anger.
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117. You've been on more missions
with the green guy.
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118. Help Bruce remember
what Hulk does for us.
He remembers.
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119. I remember everything,
and you'll never be able
to understand.
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120. He would never admit it,
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121. but Bruce is pretty good
at the angry thing too.
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122. Do you know
what I just realized?
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123. You like
the mindless green brute.
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124. Well, that does
complicate my plans.
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125. Better to take the complications
out of the picture.
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126. Gotta be faster than that
if you're gonna get
the drop on us.
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127. Thank you for the tip.
I'll try and remember that!
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128. Ooh! You're a feisty one.
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129. Huh?
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130. What an adorable little threat.
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131. When I get loose,
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132. gonna smack you
into next week!
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133. I really hate anyone
who talks too much.
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134. It means
no one can hear me.
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135. Although it also means
you won't get any last words.
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136. I know you're here, Hulk.
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137. I can feel you.
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138. This is my chance
to finally be normal,
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139. to be me again,
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140. and to rid the world of you.
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141. Igneous polymer crystal.
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142. Twelve times stronger
than diamonds.
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143. You were never
supposed to exist.
You were a mistake.
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144. You've always broken everything,
and I've had to fix it!
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145. But now?
Now I'm going to fix you.
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146. You want rid of me, huh?
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147. Now you know how I feel!
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148. Thermal chloride
is pretty painful.
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149. Here, take some more pain!
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150. Take all of it!
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151. Like that?
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152. Corrosive nanite pollen
from local flowers.
Pretty smart, huh?
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153. You're nothing
but a destructive monster.
I'm the smart one!
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154. You don't know how long
I've wanted to do this.
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155. Stay down, you monster!
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156. You've already been slowly
destroying me for years.
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157. Go ahead.
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158. Finish me, you beast.
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159. Not a beast.
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160. I am you.
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161. You'll never be me.
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162. We have the Hulk.
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163. You don't need to hold
my friends anymore.
Let them go.
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164. They attacked me.
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165. Besides, your friends
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166. don't seem
to like you very much.
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167. But since you've grown
so attached to them
for some reason,
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168. I'll release Black Widow
and Captain Marvel
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169. after I'm done with the Hulk.
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170. I— I'm sorry,
Natasha, Carol.
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171. I'm sorry it's come to this.
Please understand.
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172. Are you having fun, Hulk?
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173. Not that it matters.
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174. What's important
is that I'm having fun.
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175. But I had better
get on with it.
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176. I have places to be,
things to do,
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177. worlds to conquer,
and a Hulk to disintegrate!
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178. It has to be this way.
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179. The Hulk needs to be destroyed.
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180. Destroyed? Oh, no.
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181. I don't intend to let
such a monster go to waste.
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182. I'm going to absorb
his magical essence.
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183. Once it courses through me,
oh, it will be beautiful!
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184. You don't know
the Hulk like I do.
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185. You won't be able
to control his power.
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186. The only person
who can do that is...
well, me.
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187. Well, it's a little late
for that now, isn't it?
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188. But this wasn't
the plan, Morgan!
You don't know what you'll—
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189. I don't care
what you think, servant!
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190. I'm glad we could have
this little chat.
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191. And what do you think
you're doing?
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192. Fixing things.
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193. We have to stop her.
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194. She's gonna use the Hulk to—
We heard.
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195. Tsk, tsk. Oh, Bruce.
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196. I guess you get to share
in the Hulk's fate.
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197. I call these
my very angry horsemen.
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198. Leave the very
angry horsemen to me.
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199. Just find a way
to get through to the Hulk.
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200. Hey, horsey.
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201. Giddyap!
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202. You okay?
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203. I-I don't know anymore.
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204. Yeah, you do.
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205. Still trying to thwart me?
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206. Oh, I almost
feel bad for you.
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207. Only I don't!
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208. One, two... three!
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209. Using magic on magic.
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210. It's like you've
done that before.
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211. Not that I'd know,
since you won't share.
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212. Sorry about
your little horseys.
They seemed nice.
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213. Not really up to the task,
but nice.
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214. Ech! It's like I have to do
everything myself!
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215. The gamma energy
didn't create you.
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216. It just brought out a side of me
that already existed.
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217. When I'd get frustrated about
not understanding something,
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218. it was the Hulk
that pushed me through.
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219. When someone stole my work,
it was the Hulk who made me
stand up for myself.
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220. I'm sorry, Hulk.
I'm sorry for hating you
all this time.
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221. Aw. Saying
your last good-byes?
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222. Better hurry.
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223. There is no you and me.
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224. It's us.
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225. And together,
we're incredible.
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226. No!
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227. Bruce! Hulk! No!
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228. This was never a fight
you could win,
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229. but it was cute
to watch you try.
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230. It's too late to save Bruce,
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231. but we can still
stop Morgan!
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232. The green beast?
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233. But that's impossible!
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234. Hulk smash!
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235. I don't know how you bested
my disintegration spell,
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236. but you won't
best this one!
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237. Where's Bruce?
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238. You're not gonna
find him there,
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239. if you know what I mean.
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240. I have no idea
what you mean.
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241. Your compassion
for the green monster
has doomed you.
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242. Bad ending for you.
Happy ending for me!
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243. The evil witch
has left the building.
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244. Time for us to ghost.
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245. You know,
I think I'm actually
gonna miss this place.
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246. So, anyone want
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247. what happened
to Bruce Banner?
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248. Carol, it's me.
All of me.
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249. It took Weirdworld
to make me understand.
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250. Hulk and Bruce Banner
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251. are just two halves
of the same person.
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252. Get out.
So you're back!
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253. As a smart Hulk.
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254. And Black Widow
knew it right away.
I did?
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255. Guess friends
can be pretty good
at saying things
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256. without actually saying it.
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257. Thanks for coming to save me.
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258. It means a lot that
the Avengers would send...
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259. Wait. Why did
they send both of you?
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260. Aw, forget it.
Let's get outta here.
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261. This place is weird.
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