1. Seven, carry the three,
times 28—
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2. Here are the new receipts.
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3. Put 'em there with the others.
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4. So, uh, is all that
because of me?
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5. I don't know, Hulk.
You tell me.
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6. Millions of dollars in damages
from when you knocked over
a warehouse,
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7. from when you smashed
the loading docks,
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8. from when you stomped
on a tanker truck
full of gasoline—
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9. But the truck was already
on fire when I got there.
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10. And from when
you smashed that toy factory
that makes talking teddy bears.
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11. Hey, those mouthy little bears
had it coming.
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12. Come on, Hawkeye.
Smashing is what Hulk does best.
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13. Against an alien invasion
or cyborg army, sure.
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14. But somebody's gotta
take care of all this.
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15. You gotta work
on suppressing that rage.
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16. I'm suppressing
my rage now.
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17. Avengers Compound,
hold your fire!
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18. Black Panther?
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19. Hawkeye, stop trying
to shoot us down.
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20. There's nobody
firing at you.
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21. It's just me, Hulk,
and Ms. Marvel.
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22. Cap's right.
Somebody's on the roof!
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23. Then that someone's
gonna get smashed!
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24. You attack my friends,
then you're just begging
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25. to get smashed!
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26. Doctor Strange?
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27. Get out of the way, Hulk.
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28. All is not as it seems.
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29. Oh, well, that's a relief,
'cause it seems
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30. like you're trying
to shoot down our friends.
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31. My own arrow?
Are you kidding me?
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32. Nice to meet you,
Doctor Strange.
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33. Now, this may sting
a little bit.
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34. Ms. Marvel, you are interfering
in matters you don't understand.
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35. And you're interfering
with the Avengers!
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36. Release me!
You don't know
what you're doing!
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37. We have questions, Doctor.
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38. Let's start with why
you were attacking us.
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39. I assure you,
I was not aiming
at the Avengers.
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40. Funny.
Sure looked like it.
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41. Doctor Strange,
the Avengers have never
had reason not to trust you.
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42. Till now.
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43. We do need to know
what's going on
and why Doctor Strange is here.
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44. Get him out
of the restraints.
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45. No need.
I can do it myself.
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46. Peribittio.
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47. My apologies,
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48. but you were transporting
with you something—
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49. or someone—
that shouldn't be here.
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50. I am the keeper
of the Eye of Agamotto.
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51. The Eye sensed a presence
not felt in this realm
for thousands of years.
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52. It sensed the presence...
of Agamotto.
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53. Okay, I have no idea
who that is.
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54. Wait a minute.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
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55. As in "Eye of Agamotto"?
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56. Agamotto is an actual guy?
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57. All this time we've known you,
you've been wearing
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58. his eye around your neck?
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59. Ew.
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60. Long ago, Agamotto was
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61. the first sorcerer supreme.
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62. But his hunger
for the knowledge and power
of the unknown had no end,
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63. and he became
corrupt and evil.
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64. Agamotto was banished,
but not before his powers
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65. were passed into this amulet
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66. called the Eye of Agamotto.
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67. By the Vishanti,
you mortals love to talk.
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68. The Eye sees all.
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69. Even the deceit
of its former owner, Agamotto.
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70. No need to wear
this disguise anymore.
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71. The Eye is all that matters.
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72. The rest of you
are of no consequence.
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73. Your world is lost in chaos.
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74. The Eye of Agamotto
will restore me
to my full cosmic power
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75. so that I can cleanse
this wretched realm.
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76. Now give me the Eye.
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77. You know the rules, Agamotto.
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78. The Eye cannot be taken,
even by you.
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79. It must be given freely,
and that is not something
I choose to do.
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80. Then you've chosen your fate.
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81. After all...
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82. the dead have no
possessions to bestow.
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83. Hmm?
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84. There, foolish ogre.
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85. Mm...
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86. Huh?
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87. Your token resistance
is pathetic.
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88. Venix, holbrum, ascaria!
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89. Hurry it up, Doc!
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90. Hmm? Mm.
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91. You cannot defeat Agamotto
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92. with conventional tactics.
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93. Yeah!
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94. Aah!
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95. Get down!
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96. Still, you try
to fight against me.
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97. Then I will make you
fight for me.
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98. Corse Predominate!
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99. By the Hoary Hosts of Hoggoth!
He's used the shadows curse!
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100. What does that do?
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101. Cap and Panther?
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102. These are not
our friends.
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103. These are shadows,
cursed by the darkness.
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104. Fulfill your evil purpose,
my puppets,
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105. and destroy your friends!
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106. So, these aren't
Cap and Panther?
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107. No. These are only shadow copies
of their form and powers.
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108. "Only," he says.
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109. Hulk not afraid of ghosts!
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110. Don't make Hulk mad!
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111. Excellent.
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112. My next puppet
will be the most powerful.
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113. No, we can't let him
get the Hulk.
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114. Gotta control the rage.
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115. Ah, nothing but a weak mortal.
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116. Bruce Banner?
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117. Uhh!
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118. Impressive.
I never imagined Hulk
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119. possessed that kind
of self-control.
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120. Okay, Merlin, let's see you
magic your way out of this!
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121. Hm.
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122. I hate magic so much!
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123. Corse Predominate!
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124. Avengers, with me!
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125. They are not to escape
with the Eye.
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126. Find them!
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127. Into my lab.
We can find some way
to fight back.
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128. I've never fought anyone
as strong as Agamotto before.
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129. I cannot hope
to simply overpower him.
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130. I need time to find the magic
that will defeat Agamotto.
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131. I don't know about
all your hocus-pocus,
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132. but maybe I can come up
with a scientific solution.
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133. Man, this place is a mess.
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134. What, did, like,
Hulk smash it?
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135. I have a rule with myself.
Or with him, I mean.
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136. No Hulk smash in the lab,
no matter
how frustrated we get.
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137. It must take
a great amount of restraint
to stand up to the Hulk.
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138. Yeah. You have no idea.
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139. True. But science
and magic are alike.
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140. We are both tasked
with controlling
incredible power.
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141. Everything in the universe
has a frequency.
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142. Magic or not
shouldn't matter.
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143. This energy device
should disrupt
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144. the frequency field around us,
hopefully masking the Eye.
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145. That is so cool!
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146. One question: why does it
look like a monkey wrench?
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147. What? No, no.
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148. This is a sophisticated,
highly sensitive
piece of technology.
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149. It doesn't look like a—
Oh, man, you're right.
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150. It looks exactly
like a wrench.
Huh?
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151. They found us!
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152. It didn't work.
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153. I can't believe
it didn't work!
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154. Where science failed,
magic may yet triumph.
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155. This will dispel the shadows!
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156. It didn't work?
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157. Will something please work?
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158. Aah!
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159. Whoo! Go, me!
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160. Corse Predominate!
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161. Aahh!
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162. No!
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163. Join the ranks
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164. of the dark,
twisted shadows!
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165. Stop running and fight me,
Strange.
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166. Your power against mine.
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167. I cannot fight you head-on.
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168. A magic battle
of such magnitude
would tear this world apart.
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169. No. There is always
another way.
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170. By the traveling tempest
of Danaughey!
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171. No! Stop him!
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172. The Eye may be gone,
but I see what it sees.
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173. I will find Strange
soon enough.
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174. So this is where Agamotto
broke through to our reality?
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175. Yes. The barriers
between our realm
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176. and the dimensions
of light and dark
are thinner here.
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177. I believe I can reopen a portal,
and we can push him
back through.
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178. Let's get to work
on that equation, Doctor.
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179. You know nothing
of magic.
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180. But you will learn
the meaning of power,
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181. and the meaning
of my wrath!
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182. Did you really think
this place would help you?
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183. By the calamitous chains
of Kah-noo-ski!
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184. I have the power
to destroy you,
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185. and once I have the Eye,
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186. the power
to destroy everything.
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187. Bruce— Can't cast spells...
without my hands.
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188. I think I can reach...
my wrench.
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189. Got it!
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190. Aah!
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191. Score one for science.
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192. By the Winds of Watoomb!
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193. Is this the best you can do,
Doctor Strange?
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194. No wonder the Eye calls
to Agamotto!
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195. By the Bogs of Bardeaux!
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196. As if you could keep
the Eye from me.
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197. I have power of the dimensions
light and dark,
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198. fueled by anger
you can never understand
or defeat!
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199. "Fueled by anger"?
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200. Well, perhaps I've been
going about this all wrong.
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201. By the Mists of Munnopor!
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202. You have anything stronger
than mists or winds
of Munn-whatever?
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203. It's not science or magic
that wins this fight, Bruce.
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204. It's willpower.
Come on. I have a plan.
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205. You can't run from me.
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206. By the Flames
of the Faltine!
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207. Infuriating gnat!
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208. For the last time,
give me the Eye!
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209. You are mistaken, Agamotto.
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210. The Eye is no longer
mine to give.
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211. What?
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212. The Eye! Where is it?
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213. I am so close
to power incarnate.
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214. You and your heroes
can never defeat me
and my anger!
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215. I know someone angrier
than you.
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216. Hulk magic smash!
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217. Doc, do your thing!
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218. Hulk gonna teach old wizard
new magic tricks.
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219. You? Well,
it doesn't matter
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220. whose body I take
the Eye from.
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221. You will pay for that,
you cursed ogre!
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222. Hulk use magic
to smash magic man!
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223. But how could one like him...
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224. No blundering ogre
will defeat me!
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225. Impossible.
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226. Oh, it's possible.
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227. Hulk, the barriers
have weakened.
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228. I am... Agamotto!
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229. I am Hulk!
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230. Oh, come on!
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231. Right hand
a little higher, Hulk.
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232. Point the index finger.
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233. Hm.
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234. Puny wizard doesn't have
the magic Eye.
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235. Only Hulk has the magic!
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236. Hulk, now!
The doorway is ready!
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237. Magic hands harder
than it looks.
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238. By the green fists of smash!
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239. Well, bye.
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240. Nooo!
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241. Here you go, Doc.
Good as new.
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242. Agamotto's portal
to our dimension sank
to the bottom of the ocean,
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243. so he must
be gone for good.
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244. Well, hey, us not being
evil shadow creatures
is proof of that, right?
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245. So, who's gonna tell Hulk
how much the final
damage total is?
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246. Leave those to me.
The nation of Wakanda
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247. will cover
the Avengers' bills.
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248. Besides,
from what I heard,
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249. those talking teddy bears
had it coming.
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250. Who would've imagined
that Dr. Banner
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251. and Doctor Strange
would make such a great team?
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252. Hulk and Doctor Strange
make a good team too.
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253. Thanks for teaching me
a little magic.
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254. All I did was demonstrate.
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255. You were the one who learned
to respect magic.
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256. Hmm. Well,
now I'm gonna teach you
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257. how to respect smash.
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258. My hands aren't really good
for that sort of thing.
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259. I wouldn't even
know how to... smash.
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260. Just get angry
and do what comes next.
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261. Smash!
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