1. Hydra should know by now.
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2. Never mess with a Stark.
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3. Aah!
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4. Always wondered
what Mary's top speed was.
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5. You named your car
after a girlfriend?
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6. Ex-girlfriend.
But point taken,
Special Agent Carter.
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7. I'll rename the car
after we deliver the package
in the trunk.
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8. If we deliver
the package in the trunk.
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9. You need a ride across town?
Take a cab.
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10. These ain't your run-of-the-mill
Hydra agents.
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11. Howard, it's about to blow!
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12. Peg, are you hurt?
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13. No. No, of course you're not.
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14. Now, what was that?
And how did we not get blown up?
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15. Howard, I don't think
we're in 1949 anymore.
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16. I'm surprised
to see you here, Tony.
New Year's Eve.
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17. Figured you'd be out at a party
or on a date or something.
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18. I used to love
New Year's Eve, Cap.
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19. All that wild,
nonstop partying
until the break of dawn.
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20. Then I realized something.
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21. That there's more to life
than nonstop partying?
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22. What? No.
Uh, are you crazy? No.
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23. I realized that every night
for me is nonstop partying,
because I'm me.
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24. I can party every other
night of the year,
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25. but tonight I'm close
to a breakthrough on th—
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26. Picking up an energy signature.
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27. Someone in Central Park
is using unauthorized
Stark technology.
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28. Being an Avenger—
always a nonstop party.
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29. Car crash.
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30. But that wouldn't cause
those energy readings.
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31. Whoa! Whoa! I don't know
what's going on here,
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32. but I know I'll feel
a lot better if you two in the
costumes take a few steps back.
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33. Steve?
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34. Peggy?
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35. Captain America?
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36. Howard?
Dad?
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37. "Dad"?
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38. How is this...
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39. Possible?
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40. This is some kind of trick.
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41. My dad died
a long time ago,
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42. so you must be a doppelg nger
or a shape-shifter.
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43. Drop the weapon now, pops.
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44. Howard, Tony, no!
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45. Don't wanna hurt you.
Not before I find out
who you really are.
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46. And using my dad's
license plate number. Huh!
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47. Whoever you are,
you did your research.
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48. "Stark1" has always been me.
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49. Hold your fire!
Both of you, stand down!
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50. Steve Rogers?
It's really you!
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51. Tony, I knew your dad.
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52. This is really him.
This is Howard Stark.
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53. Howard, Iron Man
is Tony Stark.
He's your son.
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54. Dad? But how did
you get here?
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55. I wish I could tell you.
I don't remember anything.
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56. Try as I can, the last
10, 12 hours are a blank.
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57. Something affected our memories.
But if I'm a betting woman,
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58. odds are good it has
something to do with this.
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59. Yep, there it is.
I'm picking up residual
neutrino energy readings.
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60. Well, of course you are.
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61. What are those?
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62. They're usually associated
with time travel.
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63. You must've come through
some sort of portal.
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64. Yeah. Well, tell me
about time travel.
Why can't I remember it?
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65. In theory, if a time traveler
receives a high enough dose
of subchronal energy,
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66. it could wipe
a few hours of memory.
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67. So I'm actually gonna
settle down someday
and have a kid.
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68. I thought I'd be a bachelor
for life.
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69. Who's your mom?
I-Is it, uh—
Please stop.
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70. You haven't met her yet,
and I really don't want
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71. to have this conversation
with my dad.
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72. The complexity here—
it's amazing.
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73. Yes. Yes.
Ask me anything.
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74. Anything
to change the topic.
All right.
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75. How'd you get
so much processing power
into something this small?
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76. Data packet multitasking.
It...
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77. Here.
You'll appreciate this.
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78. Whoa.
Don't tell me you have
hard-light holograms!
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79. This robot has
weird energy readings.
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80. Never seen anything
this advanced before.
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81. That makes two of us.
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82. So, how are you?
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83. I'm the one
who should be asking.
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84. Although, "Anything new?"
doesn't sound quite right.
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85. What—
Where have you been?
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86. I spent most
of the past 60 years
frozen in ice.
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87. This world
is new to me too.
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88. The last thing I remember,
it was almost 1950.
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89. After everything
that happened in the 1940s,
it felt huge.
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90. I couldn't help wondering
what the new decade
would bring,
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91. but I never imagined...
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92. I thought
you were dead, Steve.
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93. I mourned you.
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94. The whole world
mourned you.
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95. I thought I was over you.
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96. Peggy, I—
But I'm here now.
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97. Cap, Peggy, got a job for ya.
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98. We can't pull enough data
from this robot part,
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99. so I need you
to go back to the crash site.
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100. Look for anything else
that might've come through
that portal.
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101. Well, let's go.
It'll be like that date
we never got.
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102. You sure you wouldn't
be more comfortable
on the back of my bike?
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103. I'm perfectly comfortable
right here, thank you.
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104. Tell me everything.
Like the Iron Man suit.
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105. How do you generate
that much power?
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106. It runs off this.
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107. Oh, my arc reactor.
Your arc reactor?
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108. I-I mean, I...
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109. That is,
it's sort of mine now.
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110. I perfected it.
Uh-huh.
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111. Perfected your
old man's design.
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112. All right.
Now, what's this?
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113. We call that
a remote control.
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114. Oh. This is fascinating.
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115. Huh. I feel so powerful.
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116. It's good
to have you back, Dad.
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117. So, now, tell me, Tony.
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118. Was I a good dad?
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119. I'm a billionaire tech genius
with cars,
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120. supermodel girlfriends,
and I save the world.
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121. Huh. You taught me
everything I know.
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122. Speaking of cars,
how is it that everything
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123. in the future was better
except for the cars?
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124. I wouldn't trade mine
for a single one
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125. of those ugly things
I saw out on the street.
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126. Oh, that sounds
like a challenge.
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127. Give me two hours
with your classic car,
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128. and I'll add an arc reactor
engine that will...
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129. Look out!
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130. Are you doing this?
It's not me.
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131. Take cover.
I'll handle this.
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132. Run away?
Not on your life.
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133. Then stay out of the way!
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134. Really? You're gonna talk
to your father that way?
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135. Dad! Will you
just listen to me?
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136. You're welcome.
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137. The internal circuits
on this thing.
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138. Should've known.
You've seen this before?
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139. Unfortunately.
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140. I'd hoped I'd seen
the last of him.
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141. There is no such thing
as the last of me.
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142. And there he is— Kang!
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143. Such informality.
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144. Unlike you,
I earned my title, Stark.
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145. The name
is Kang the Conqueror.
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146. A friend of yours?
Hardly.
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147. Kang is from
800 years in the future,
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148. where they have
perfected time travel.
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149. Howard Stark.
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150. You are a hard man to kill.
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151. I sent robot hunters
disguised as Hydra agents
to your own time,
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152. and you ended up here.
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153. I can't remember what happened.
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154. I'll have to take
your word for it.
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155. In my time, I've been fighting
an irritating individual
named Arno Stark.
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156. Huh?
What?
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157. Your descendant.
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158. Arno Stark, huh?
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159. If he's a Stark,
then he should be able
to stop the likes of you.
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160. I'm gonna have a kid?
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161. A threat to my empire
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162. who's proven to be
impossible to stop,
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163. so I've come back in time...
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164. to destroy you.
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165. Without Howard Stark,
there is no arc reactor,
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166. no Tony Stark, no Avengers,
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167. and no Arno Stark.
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168. Nothing to stand in my way.
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169. We need anything
that might've come through
the time portal with you.
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170. Like that.
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171. Huh?
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172. I don't remember
what that could be,
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173. but if I just
threw it in the trunk...
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174. Leaving me in the car boot!
Such indignity!
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175. Dr. Faustus?
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176. Captain America?
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177. I knew your so-called death
was a conspiracy.
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178. Well, you will leave this place
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179. and forget I was ever here.
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180. Yeah, your mind tricks
won't work on us.
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181. They don't have to.
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182. He went that way,
toward the bridge!
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183. Huh?
Hey, pops,
get off our turf.
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184. This is Phantom Riders'
territory.
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185. Yes, meine Freunde.
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186. Focus.
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187. These intruders have encroached
upon your territory.
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188. Show them what happens
to interlopers.
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189. Yeah!
Yeah!
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190. I guess you're not gonna get
that dance today either.
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191. I'm beginning to think
you don't know how
to dance, soldier.
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192. What do you think
about my moves now?
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193. We might make
good partners yet.
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194. Sorry, Dr. Faustus.
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195. That exit's closed.
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196. Really? You couldn't
save one for me?
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197. You snooze, you lose.
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198. I still don't understand
how this is even possible,
Steve.
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199. Time travel?
I don't really get it either.
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200. But if anyone
can get you home, Tony can.
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201. You know, I'm not sure
I want to leave so fast.
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202. Well, I could—
I could always come with you.
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203. Aahh!
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204. Is that all you got,
future conqueror man?
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205. Dad!
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206. Boastful arrogance from one
who will soon cease to exist.
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207. You first, Kang.
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208. Nice work, Dad.
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209. Where do you think
you got your smarts?
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210. Distance won't save you.
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211. Tony! Huh?
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212. Incredible luck, how you managed
to escape my hunters
through time.
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213. Kang the Conqueror.
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214. It's all starting
to make sense now.
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215. Actually, he prefers
just "Kang."
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216. Less talking,
more action, please.
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217. Everything in this century
has been quite bizarre,
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218. but your clothes
take the cake.
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219. You're out of ammo,
Kang.
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220. Who needs ammo?
I'll chop you down myself!
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221. Tony!
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222. Coward!
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223. If I can't get the father,
then I'll get the son.
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224. Oh. You again.
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225. No more jokes, Stark.
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226. Prepare to be removed
from history.
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227. Dad?
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228. Is that you?
Get away from my son!
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229. Your ridiculous,
ancient Stark suits
won't save you now.
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230. Steve, now!
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231. I hope you don't mind
I borrowed a suit.
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232. Dad!
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234. Playtime is over...
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235. but the fun
has just begun.
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236. Dad, wait up!
Hold tight, kids!
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237. Whoa!
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238. You got this, Howard.
It's just like riding a bike.
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239. Come on out, Kang.
I know you're here.
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240. I'm not picking up
any signals, which means
he's probably jamming them.
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241. We'll have to look for him
the old-fashioned way.
Spread out.
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242. Sorry this
isn't exactly the ideal
father-son bonding time.
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243. Getting to see you in action
with your Stark tech?
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244. And my old friend,
who's now your friend?
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245. It's perfect.
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246. Throwing punches,
taking down bad guys,
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247. and listening
to a Stark ego.
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248. Probably not the reunion
either of us would have chosen.
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249. That's where you're wrong,
Rogers.
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250. I couldn't have planned it
any better.
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251. Huh?
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252. I came here to wipe
the Starks from existence.
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253. Taking you, Captain America,
will be a bonus.
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254. Excuse me, Kang.
That's my date.
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255. I only found out today
he's alive.
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256. Rather prefer
to keep it that way.
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257. Say, this thing's
rather useful.
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258. Maybe I should get one
for myself.
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259. If you can handle it like that,
you deserve the original.
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260. Looks better on you.
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261. Hey, Kang.
The Conqueror.
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262. How's that whole
bury-the-Starks plan going?
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263. Ow.
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264. The only thing
more annoying than one Stark
is two Starks!
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265. I think it's time to wave
the white flag, don't you?
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266. You fail to see
the bigger picture.
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267. You and Howard Stark
coming here from the past
created a time paradox.
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268. After you've been
displaced long enough,
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269. everything
since the time you left
will disappear,
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270. including all future Starks.
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271. Kang is trying to destroy
all of our history.
Everything we've ever done.
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272. I'm running an algorithm.
See if I can calculate
how long we have
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274. based on how fast
things are fading away.
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275. I can give you
the answer right now.
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276. It's too late.
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277. Enjoy watching your future,
your past,
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278. even your own son,
disappear forever.
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279. Aah!
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280. No! I won't
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281. Tony? Anything?
If these numbers are right,
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282. we need to get them back
to their own time
by midnight tonight.
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283. Otherwise—
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284. Everything will be erased.
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285. Thank you!
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286. According to Tony's
calculations, this is where
you came through the portal.
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287. There should be
enough residual energy
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288. in the robot components
to build a time beacon.
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289. That'll reopen the portal
that brought you here.
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290. If we can finish it by midnight,
which is in,
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291. you know,
less than two minutes.
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292. If we reconfigure
the core processor,
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293. we should be able to boost
the transmission range.
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294. I'll have to hold it
together manually.
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295. There's no reason
I can't go back with you.
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296. I'd like that.
Well, then, should I—
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297. But your home is here now,
in this century.
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298. You've become
a modern Avenger,
and they need you.
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299. We got it!
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300. Well, this has been
some kind of day.
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301. I found out I have a—
that I'll someday have a son.
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302. And he's a chip
off the old block.
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303. You won't remember any of this
when you get back.
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304. Who wants to know
their future?
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305. I wanna be surprised
when it happens.
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306. I wish I'd be able
to remember this
when I get back.
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307. But somehow, I think
I'll know that the rest of
the 20th century will be okay.
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308. I guess I can't stay,
but this can.
You take care of her.
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309. And I don't mean soup her up
with any of those gizmos.
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310. Some things are perfect
just the way they are.
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311. Peggy, I'm sorry
you still haven't gotten
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so long ago.
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313. Maybe some things
were never meant to be.
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314. Steve!
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315. Aah!
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316. Is that...
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317. Arno Stark?
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318. Curse you, Starks!
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319. No time left, Peg.
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320. Ten, nine, eight,
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Don't forget me, Captain.
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323. three, two, one!
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324. Weren't we just
arresting Dr. Faustus?
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325. How did we get here?
I— I don't know.
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326. But happy New Year, Peg.
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327. I have a feeling the future
is gonna be good.
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328. Wish there was
some way to know,
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329. some proof that
they got back okay.
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330. Well, how's that for proof?
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331. Yeah. That'll do.
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332. A nice gift to remember
your father by.
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333. Yeah, but he gave me
something better.
They both did.
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334. Time. Extra time
with the people you love
is the best gift of all.
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