1. "I'll say yon greyCopy !req
2. is not the morning's eye.Copy !req
3. "'Tis but the pale reflexCopy !req
4. of Cynthia's brow.Copy !req
5. "Nor that is not the larkCopy !req
6. "whose notes do beatCopy !req
7. "the vaulty heavensCopy !req
8. so high above our head.Copy !req
9. "I have more care to stayCopy !req
10. than will to go.Copy !req
11. Come, death. And welcome."Copy !req
12. Yes! He nailed it!Copy !req
13. Malcolm...Copy !req
14. that was wonderful!Copy !req
15. So sensitiveCopy !req
16. and full of passion.Copy !req
17. It was just beautiful.Copy !req
18. Before you say anything,Copy !req
19. just rememberCopy !req
20. we're best friends.Copy !req
21. So that wheelchairCopy !req
22. isn't gonna stop meCopy !req
23. from kicking your ass.Copy !req
24. Bring it on, Homeo.Copy !req
25. What do you meanCopy !req
26. what happens when you die?Copy !req
27. You're dead.Copy !req
28. That's it.Copy !req
29. Oh, now,Copy !req
30. honey, that's not quite true.Copy !req
31. Actually, son, after deathCopy !req
32. your body undergoesCopy !req
33. a fascinating series of changes.Copy !req
34. First, it bloats upCopy !req
35. like a balloon.Copy !req
36. Then shrivels like a raisin.Copy !req
37. Then tiny microbesCopy !req
38. you can't even see,Copy !req
39. but are on you right now,Copy !req
40. start to devour your fleshCopy !req
41. and return all the elementsCopy !req
42. in your body back to the soil.Copy !req
43. Now, some people will tell youCopy !req
44. that your hair keeps growing,Copy !req
45. but that's... that's a myth.Copy !req
46. It's actually your headCopy !req
47. that shrinks.Copy !req
48. Now, go get readyCopy !req
49. for Aunt Helen's funeral.Copy !req
50. Julie, listen, I'm sorryCopy !req
51. I'm canceling out so late.Copy !req
52. That's okay.Copy !req
53. I mean, it's a funeral.Copy !req
54. So, were you closeCopy !req
55. with your aunt?Copy !req
56. No, but I guess my mom was.Copy !req
57. She keeps sayingCopy !req
58. how important this is.Copy !req
59. Anyway, I'm really sorry.Copy !req
60. Especially since you're stuckCopy !req
61. with the extra ticket.Copy !req
62. Well, that's okay.Copy !req
63. Maybe I'll ask Jimmy to go.Copy !req
64. Who's Jimmy?Copy !req
65. Jimmy Westcott.Copy !req
66. He plays football.Copy !req
67. Bye.Copy !req
68. Oh, yeah. Life's fair.Copy !req
69. Did you call that girl?Copy !req
70. Yes, I called her.Copy !req
71. I called her and told herCopy !req
72. I couldn't go to the concert.Copy !req
73. And now she's probably goingCopy !req
74. to invite someone else.Copy !req
75. Well, Malcolm, I'm sorryCopy !req
76. that my mother's sister—Copy !req
77. the woman who took care of meCopy !req
78. every day after school—Copy !req
79. had to die and inconvenienceCopy !req
80. your social life.Copy !req
81. She does it on purpose.Copy !req
82. I could have made up a millionCopy !req
83. different escape plans,Copy !req
84. but now my brainCopy !req
85. is filled with mom guilt.Copy !req
86. Who's this?Copy !req
87. How should I know?Copy !req
88. Hal?Copy !req
89. Beats me.Copy !req
90. Dewey?Copy !req
91. Is this a friend of yours?Copy !req
92. Uh-huh.Copy !req
93. Who is he?Copy !req
94. I don't know.Copy !req
95. What's your name, son?Copy !req
96. Egg.Copy !req
97. Did he say Greg?Copy !req
98. I thought he said Craig.Copy !req
99. His name is Egg.Copy !req
100. "Egg"?Copy !req
101. I named him.Copy !req
102. Well, you can't keep him.Copy !req
103. He needs to go home, okay?Copy !req
104. Okay.Copy !req
105. This stinks.Copy !req
106. Whether it's a wedding,Copy !req
107. a funeral or court date,Copy !req
108. these family gatheringsCopy !req
109. are always the same.Copy !req
110. Ooh! I just can't takeCopy !req
111. my hands off that face!Copy !req
112. I can't wait till I get zits.Copy !req
113. At least then I can fight back.Copy !req
114. Hal, you have to get ready.Copy !req
115. Why are you still messing aroundCopy !req
116. with those record albums?Copy !req
117. Well, I thought I was gonnaCopy !req
118. spend today in the garageCopy !req
119. listening to themCopy !req
120. on my quadraphonic.Copy !req
121. But now that we're goingCopy !req
122. to the funeral,Copy !req
123. I have to resealCopy !req
124. the shrink wrap.Copy !req
125. Hal!Copy !req
126. I'll hurry, okay?Copy !req
127. I have to getCopy !req
128. my speech ready anyway.Copy !req
129. Honey, you knowCopy !req
130. you don't have to talkCopy !req
131. at every funeral we go to.Copy !req
132. Whew, I wish that were true.Copy !req
133. You see how people look to meCopy !req
134. when they ask if somebody hasCopy !req
135. a few words to say?Copy !req
136. They're not looking to you,Copy !req
137. they're looking at you.Copy !req
138. To, at... what'sCopy !req
139. the difference?Copy !req
140. Hello.Copy !req
141. Hey, Mom, I'm just warning you,Copy !req
142. someone claiming to be theCopy !req
143. commandant might call you soon.Copy !req
144. It's just this guyCopy !req
145. down the hall.Copy !req
146. Just play along and pretendCopy !req
147. you believe him.Copy !req
148. He's totally harmless.Copy !req
149. Francis, I really can'tCopy !req
150. talk to you right now.Copy !req
151. We're on our wayCopy !req
152. to Aunt Helen's funeral.Copy !req
153. Aunt Helen died?Copy !req
154. Well, I sure hope so.Copy !req
155. We're going to her funeral.Copy !req
156. Well, when did she die?Copy !req
157. Mom, why didn'tCopy !req
158. anybody tell me?Copy !req
159. Uh, well, honey, we just,Copy !req
160. we didn't want to haveCopy !req
161. to worry you over nothing.Copy !req
162. Nothing? She's dead!Copy !req
163. How's Uncle Fred taking it?Copy !req
164. Well, I don't think he's thoughtCopy !req
165. too much about it.Copy !req
166. He died about two months ago.Copy !req
167. What?Copy !req
168. Francis, I'm sorry.Copy !req
169. I really have to go. Here.Copy !req
170. Talk to your brother.Copy !req
171. Mom?Copy !req
172. Hello?Copy !req
173. All right, let's see it.Copy !req
174. I can't breathe.Copy !req
175. Fine.Copy !req
176. You know the drill.Copy !req
177. Upgrade.Copy !req
178. See?Copy !req
179. Problem solved.Copy !req
180. Hello?Copy !req
181. Oh.Copy !req
182. Okay, well, you can wearCopy !req
183. one of the suits thatCopy !req
184. Uncle Fred left you.Copy !req
185. Aw, Mom, a dead suit?Copy !req
186. Cool. A dead suit.Copy !req
187. Dewey, why don't you helpCopy !req
188. your little friendCopy !req
189. find his way out?Copy !req
190. I did.Copy !req
191. He keeps coming back.Copy !req
192. This thing'sCopy !req
193. an open casket, right?Copy !req
194. I think so. Why?Copy !req
195. Because I'm going to stashCopy !req
196. this with Aunt Helen.Copy !req
197. What is that?Copy !req
198. It's a Mighty Man.Copy !req
199. Mom and Dad had itCopy !req
200. in the back of their closetCopy !req
201. for some reason.Copy !req
202. I'm Mighty Man.Copy !req
203. It's Dewey'sCopy !req
204. birthday next week.Copy !req
205. This is his present.Copy !req
206. Oh.Copy !req
207. What'd you do to it?Copy !req
208. I stomped on it.Copy !req
209. Why would you do that?Copy !req
210. Look, I don't know whyCopy !req
211. I do the things I do.Copy !req
212. I just know I don'tCopy !req
213. want to get caught.Copy !req
214. That's why Aunt HelenCopy !req
215. is getting a new friend.Copy !req
216. You're gonna buryCopy !req
217. that with her?Copy !req
218. You are so dead.Copy !req
219. Hey, I watch lawyer shows.Copy !req
220. Mom will think I did it,Copy !req
221. but she can't prove itCopy !req
222. without this.Copy !req
223. It's in the Constitution—Copy !req
224. no evidence, no conviction.Copy !req
225. E pluribus unum.Copy !req
226. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
227. Hi, honey.Copy !req
228. Hey, you know,Copy !req
229. I finally found my joke cards.Copy !req
230. For some reason, they wereCopy !req
231. behind the water heater.Copy !req
232. Really?Copy !req
233. Hey, how's this?Copy !req
234. "A priest, a rabbiCopy !req
235. and Uncle Fred are..."Copy !req
236. Oh, well, Aunt Helen.Copy !req
237. "... are playing golfCopy !req
238. with Saint Peter."Copy !req
239. Hal, please!Copy !req
240. Hey, have you seenCopy !req
241. my pun file?Copy !req
242. It's in a box markedCopy !req
243. "laughter thoughts."Copy !req
244. Laughter thoughts?Copy !req
245. How did she die?Copy !req
246. Cats ate her face.Copy !req
247. Dewey, I think you're confused.Copy !req
248. I'm asking about Aunt Helen.Copy !req
249. Cats ate her face.Copy !req
250. Look, would you justCopy !req
251. put Mom or Dad on the phone?Copy !req
252. Hello.Copy !req
253. Dad!Copy !req
254. What happened to Aunt Helen?Copy !req
255. Cats ate her face.Copy !req
256. Well, here, Dewey knowsCopy !req
257. more about it than I do.Copy !req
258. Mom, I hate wearingCopy !req
259. Reese's hand-me-downs.Copy !req
260. Look at this.Copy !req
261. Jelly in the pockets,Copy !req
262. the fly's broken,Copy !req
263. and it smells like wet dog.Copy !req
264. Well, you should be gladCopy !req
265. he only wore it once.Copy !req
266. You know, I'm tryingCopy !req
267. to be there for Mom.Copy !req
268. But the annoyances are startingCopy !req
269. to outweigh the guilt.Copy !req
270. I'm this close to sneakingCopy !req
271. out of the whole thing.Copy !req
272. Well, I suppose you'reCopy !req
273. entitled to complain.Copy !req
274. After all, it'sCopy !req
275. only my Aunt Helen.Copy !req
276. What is she— a mind reader?Copy !req
277. And then there wereCopy !req
278. ants on her bones.Copy !req
279. And the police came.Copy !req
280. Dad, listen...Copy !req
281. Hey, can you think of anythingCopy !req
282. that rhymes with cadaver?Copy !req
283. Dad?Copy !req
284. How long is thisCopy !req
285. funeral gonna take?Copy !req
286. Including traveling time?Copy !req
287. All day.Copy !req
288. I know, I know.Copy !req
289. But remember,Copy !req
290. it'll make your mom happy.Copy !req
291. Mom really lovedCopy !req
292. Aunt Helen, huh?Copy !req
293. Oh, God, no.Copy !req
294. Your mom hated her.Copy !req
295. What? She "hated her"?Copy !req
296. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
297. Everyone did.Copy !req
298. Horrible woman.Copy !req
299. I used to have to forbid herCopy !req
300. from calling hereCopy !req
301. 'cause she alwaysCopy !req
302. made your mom cry.Copy !req
303. I can't believe MomCopy !req
304. tricked me like that.Copy !req
305. I'll tell you one thing—Copy !req
306. I now consider myselfCopy !req
307. totally freeCopy !req
308. to ditch this funeral.Copy !req
309. I got to call Julie.Copy !req
310. Hello?Copy !req
311. Malcolm!Copy !req
312. Oh, thank God!Copy !req
313. Somebody I can talk to.Copy !req
314. Sorry, I have to make a call.Copy !req
315. No...Copy !req
316. So, your aunt's... not dead?Copy !req
317. No. It turned out to beCopy !req
318. one of those comasCopy !req
319. where they think you're deadCopy !req
320. and they put youCopy !req
321. on the embalmer's tableCopy !req
322. and you wake upCopy !req
323. at the last second.Copy !req
324. It was a close call.Copy !req
325. Uh, okay.Copy !req
326. I guess we'll pick you upCopy !req
327. at 2:00.Copy !req
328. Great.Copy !req
329. I figure I'll commit to it firstCopy !req
330. and come up with a plan later.Copy !req
331. I always think betterCopy !req
332. under pressure...Copy !req
333. or is it whenCopy !req
334. I'm not under pressure?Copy !req
335. Oh, well. Too late now.Copy !req
336. I'm ready to go.Copy !req
337. Yeah. Hey!Copy !req
338. You're taking a backpackCopy !req
339. to the funeral?Copy !req
340. My back gets cold.Copy !req
341. Fair enough.Copy !req
342. Look, Francis,Copy !req
343. I guess I get scattered.Copy !req
344. You know, sometimes I forgetCopy !req
345. what I told you, and you'reCopy !req
346. not here, so I don't...Copy !req
347. I'm not thereCopy !req
348. because you sent me away.Copy !req
349. I swear, I'm not evenCopy !req
350. a part of this family anymore.Copy !req
351. Francis, it's very importantCopy !req
352. that you understandCopy !req
353. that is not true.Copy !req
354. But I don't have time right now.Copy !req
355. I understand.Copy !req
356. It's not like it's a matterCopy !req
357. of life and death.Copy !req
358. Oh, wait, it is!Copy !req
359. Anyone else die in the lastCopy !req
360. five minutesCopy !req
361. I should know about?Copy !req
362. Francis, you wantCopy !req
363. to know everythingCopy !req
364. that's been happening?Copy !req
365. Your father mowed the lawn,Copy !req
366. Reese polished offCopy !req
367. all the cereal,Copy !req
368. and I dropped a frying panCopy !req
369. on my footCopy !req
370. and I got a big black toe.Copy !req
371. You want me to send a picture?Copy !req
372. Egg! Cut it out!Copy !req
373. Who is Egg?Copy !req
374. Oh, he's a new boy in the house.Copy !req
375. What?Copy !req
376. Okay.Copy !req
377. It'll only hurt for a secondCopy !req
378. and I'll get out of the funeral.Copy !req
379. I can tell JulieCopy !req
380. a really cool storyCopy !req
381. about how I got my black eye.Copy !req
382. Aw, I'm so gutless!Copy !req
383. Why are you taking so long?Copy !req
384. Let's go.Copy !req
385. Reese, listen.Copy !req
386. I know it sounds crazy,Copy !req
387. but I need you to hit me.Copy !req
388. You idiot!Copy !req
389. In the eye!Copy !req
390. And leave a markCopy !req
391. for Mom to see?Copy !req
392. Forget it.Copy !req
393. No bruises, no evidence...Copy !req
394. no crime.Copy !req
395. I guess we move onCopy !req
396. to plan B— lying.Copy !req
397. What book report?Copy !req
398. I just remembered.Copy !req
399. I have a big book reportCopy !req
400. due tomorrow.Copy !req
401. And I haven't evenCopy !req
402. started reading it.Copy !req
403. Standard technique—Copy !req
404. you volunteer a small crimeCopy !req
405. to distract themCopy !req
406. from looking for the big one.Copy !req
407. So, what's the report on?Copy !req
408. A Tale of Two Cities.Copy !req
409. Oh, how many words?Copy !req
410. 750.Copy !req
411. Was that on yourCopy !req
412. assignment sheet?Copy !req
413. No, it's an addendum.Copy !req
414. When did you get that?Copy !req
415. Thursday.Copy !req
416. I didn't bring it home.Copy !req
417. That's why I forgotCopy !req
418. to do the assignment.Copy !req
419. Ooh, nice one.Copy !req
420. Well, I supposeCopy !req
421. if it's schoolwork.Copy !req
422. That's the mislead.Copy !req
423. Wait for the reverse.Copy !req
424. A Tale of Two Cities.Copy !req
425. Who's that by?Copy !req
426. Charles Dickens.Copy !req
427. Oh, I thought it wasCopy !req
428. Victor Hugo.Copy !req
429. No, it's Dickens.Copy !req
430. Is that the oneCopy !req
431. with Jean Valjean?Copy !req
432. That's Les Miserables.Copy !req
433. No, no.Copy !req
434. Uh, isn't A Tale of Two CitiesCopy !req
435. the one with Jean Valjean,Copy !req
436. where he's says, "It's a far,Copy !req
437. far better thing I do..."Copy !req
438. right before he stealsCopy !req
439. a loaf of bread?Copy !req
440. No. Sidney Carton says thatCopy !req
441. right before they behead him.Copy !req
442. I thought you hadn't read it.Copy !req
443. What? No. I saidCopy !req
444. I hadn't written it.Copy !req
445. And when is it due?Copy !req
446. Tomorrow, I told you.Copy !req
447. On Les Miserables?Copy !req
448. Yes. No!Copy !req
449. It's on Tale of Two Cities.Copy !req
450. Which you haven't read yet.Copy !req
451. Right.Copy !req
452. But you just said you did.Copy !req
453. No, I-I said I didn't,Copy !req
454. and then you said...Copy !req
455. It was Thursday, and...Copy !req
456. Look, I just don't want to goCopy !req
457. to this stupid funeral!Copy !req
458. There's no reason for meCopy !req
459. to go, and I want to goCopy !req
460. to the concert with Julie!Copy !req
461. Let's go, let's go.Copy !req
462. I'll be waiting in the car.Copy !req
463. Malcolm?Copy !req
464. I am ashamed of you.Copy !req
465. Wanting to deny yourCopy !req
466. poor Aunt Helen her due.Copy !req
467. No, that won't work on me,Copy !req
468. because I knowCopy !req
469. you didn't love Aunt Helen.Copy !req
470. You hated her!Copy !req
471. Of course I hated her. What doesCopy !req
472. that have to do with anything?Copy !req
473. What?Copy !req
474. Malcolm, this isn't about love.Copy !req
475. It's about family.Copy !req
476. We have a duty to this family.Copy !req
477. And we are darn wellCopy !req
478. gonna do it!Copy !req
479. But why? It's not fair!Copy !req
480. You can't just stick the wordCopy !req
481. "family" in front of somethingCopy !req
482. and turn everyoneCopy !req
483. else into slaves.Copy !req
484. It makes no sense.Copy !req
485. No one liked this woman.Copy !req
486. So why do we have toCopy !req
487. pretend like we did now?Copy !req
488. What good will it do anybody?Copy !req
489. Hal?Copy !req
490. I got nothing.Copy !req
491. I could really useCopy !req
492. some support here.Copy !req
493. Excuse me?Copy !req
494. I am beingCopy !req
495. incredibly supportive.Copy !req
496. I'm giving up my entire dayCopy !req
497. for this-this thing.Copy !req
498. And you don't hear meCopy !req
499. complaining.Copy !req
500. Hal, it was a bunchCopy !req
501. of old record albums.Copy !req
502. It's not like you're not givingCopy !req
503. up something important.Copy !req
504. Well, they're important to me.Copy !req
505. You-you people!Copy !req
506. I can't believe you.Copy !req
507. I asked you to doCopy !req
508. one thing that...Copy !req
509. You're not asking;Copy !req
510. you're ordering.Copy !req
511. After all I do for this family.Copy !req
512. I cook, I clean,Copy !req
513. I spackle, I plunge.Copy !req
514. And none of it means anythingCopy !req
515. to any of you people!Copy !req
516. And the one timeCopy !req
517. I ask you for something—Copy !req
518. something that I shouldn't evenCopy !req
519. have to ask you for—Copy !req
520. and all I get are complaints!Copy !req
521. Well, what about me, hmm?Copy !req
522. You think I want to beCopy !req
523. cleaning out the guttersCopy !req
524. when I could beCopy !req
525. surfing the beaches of EuropeCopy !req
526. or-or cruising around on my hog?Copy !req
527. What hog?Copy !req
528. Aha!Copy !req
529. Exactly! Where's my hog?Copy !req
530. Where do you think you're going?Copy !req
531. I have had it!Copy !req
532. From now on,Copy !req
533. no one has to do anything.Copy !req
534. We can all just doCopy !req
535. whatever we want!Copy !req
536. And I want to takeCopy !req
537. a bubble bath!Copy !req
538. Fine!Copy !req
539. So, that's a "yes"Copy !req
540. on the concert?Copy !req
541. Come on, come on.Copy !req
542. Are you gonna beCopy !req
543. in there all day?Copy !req
544. If I feel like it.Copy !req
545. Fine. Just so you know,Copy !req
546. when I'm done in the garage,Copy !req
547. I'm using the bathroomCopy !req
548. whether you're in here or not.Copy !req
549. Mom?Copy !req
550. I think we should goCopy !req
551. to Aunt Helen's funeral.Copy !req
552. I mean,Copy !req
553. she was a good woman.Copy !req
554. It's the least we can do.Copy !req
555. I don't knowCopy !req
556. what you're trying to pull,Copy !req
557. Reese, but I don't like it.Copy !req
558. Am I the only oneCopy !req
559. that cared about her?Copy !req
560. Yes, you're the good one.Copy !req
561. Enjoy your moment in the sun.Copy !req
562. Now, get out of here.Copy !req
563. This is me time.Copy !req
564. Hey, Reese,Copy !req
565. which one stinks more?Copy !req
566. What's your problem?Copy !req
567. You couldn't keep your big mouthCopy !req
568. shut until after the funeral.Copy !req
569. Now I'll have to waitCopy !req
570. for another relativeCopy !req
571. to die to bury this thing.Copy !req
572. It could be weeks!Copy !req
573. You'll think of something.Copy !req
574. No, I won't.Copy !req
575. You have good ideasCopy !req
576. all the time.Copy !req
577. But for me, this was special.Copy !req
578. Hey! You can't leaveCopy !req
579. this mess here.Copy !req
580. I've got a guest coming over.Copy !req
581. Too bad.Copy !req
582. Thanks to you,Copy !req
583. no one has to doCopy !req
584. anything anymore.Copy !req
585. It's anarchy, baby.Copy !req
586. That's the word, right?Copy !req
587. Um... Mom?Copy !req
588. I was just wonderingCopy !req
589. if you could washCopy !req
590. this shirt for me?Copy !req
591. You must be joking.Copy !req
592. But you're the only oneCopy !req
593. that knows how to useCopy !req
594. the washer and dryerCopy !req
595. without getting shocked.Copy !req
596. Please?Copy !req
597. Well... since you said please.Copy !req
598. Here you go.Copy !req
599. All washed.Copy !req
600. I think you've beenCopy !req
601. in the garage long enough.Copy !req
602. Okay.Copy !req
603. Gosh!Copy !req
604. Well, no, no, no.Copy !req
605. You are gonna getCopy !req
606. your own outlet.Copy !req
607. Uh... okay, here we go.Copy !req
608. Okay... okay, here we are.Copy !req
609. Come on.Copy !req
610. Come on. God.Copy !req
611. Gotcha!Copy !req
612. Oh.Copy !req
613. No, not my problem today.Copy !req
614. Hand me that loofah.Copy !req
615. He wants juice.Copy !req
616. Go get your own juice.Copy !req
617. You said I'm not supposed to.Copy !req
618. You're right.Copy !req
619. Okay, from now on,Copy !req
620. you are officially old enoughCopy !req
621. to get your own juice.Copy !req
622. Poof.Copy !req
623. Darn it.Copy !req
624. Darn it.Copy !req
625. Darn it.Copy !req
626. Mom!Copy !req
627. I spilled!Copy !req
628. So? Clean it up!Copy !req
629. Green apple soap.Copy !req
630. Girls like green apples, right?Copy !req
631. Oh, man,Copy !req
632. she got my pants wet, too!Copy !req
633. Hello?Copy !req
634. Is Malcolm here?Copy !req
635. Is Malcolm here?Copy !req
636. Huh?Copy !req
637. Malcolm!Copy !req
638. Malcolm?Copy !req
639. Julie!Copy !req
640. Nothing.Copy !req
641. Oh, my God!Copy !req
642. Are you okay?Copy !req
643. I just wanted to be nice!Copy !req
644. People told me notCopy !req
645. to come to your house!Copy !req
646. But I thought theyCopy !req
647. were just being silly!Copy !req
648. Julie, I'm sorry!Copy !req
649. Things aren'tCopy !req
650. usually like this.Copy !req
651. Just give me a minuteCopy !req
652. and I'll be ready to go.Copy !req
653. I don't want to go anymore!Copy !req
654. Just leave me alone!Copy !req
655. How could you let her see meCopy !req
656. in my underwear?Copy !req
657. Mom, this has gone too far!Copy !req
658. You have to do something!Copy !req
659. It's not supposedCopy !req
660. to be like this.Copy !req
661. We're not supposedCopy !req
662. to injure my friends.Copy !req
663. We're not supposed to let peopleCopy !req
664. see me in my underpants!Copy !req
665. We're supposed to be thereCopy !req
666. for each other.Copy !req
667. Like when a family member dies,Copy !req
668. and we're supposed to goCopy !req
669. to their funeral?Copy !req
670. I'll be in my room.Copy !req
671. Then she slid into the trashCopy !req
672. and ran off.Copy !req
673. I swear, this whole familyCopy !req
674. is falling apart.Copy !req
675. Oh, yes! I knewCopy !req
676. this moment would come.Copy !req
677. They don't haveCopy !req
678. their scapegoat around,Copy !req
679. so everything goes to hell.Copy !req
680. No one realized that I'm the oneCopy !req
681. who held this family together.Copy !req
682. Without meCopy !req
683. to blame everything on,Copy !req
684. they don't know what to doCopy !req
685. with themselves.Copy !req
686. A scapegoat... thanks.Copy !req
687. Mom thinks...Copy !req
688. He's right.Copy !req
689. This family needs a scapegoat.Copy !req
690. I started this, so I should beCopy !req
691. the one to end it.Copy !req
692. I did a terrible thing today.Copy !req
693. I tore this family apart.Copy !req
694. And I'm really sorry for that.Copy !req
695. But...Copy !req
696. it's not half as bad...Copy !req
697. as what Reese did!Copy !req
698. Oh, my God!Copy !req
699. I'm Mighty Man.Copy !req
700. Was this Dewey's present?Copy !req
701. Present?Copy !req
702. Reese, how could you?Copy !req
703. Do you know howCopy !req
704. expensive this was?Copy !req
705. Hal?Copy !req
706. I'm on it.Copy !req
707. That was a terrible thing to doCopy !req
708. to your little brother.Copy !req
709. There's more!Copy !req
710. He was gonna bury itCopy !req
711. with Aunt Helen!Copy !req
712. You were going to makeCopy !req
713. Aunt Helen spend eternityCopy !req
714. with a crushed Mighty Man?Copy !req
715. A Mighty Man?Copy !req
716. I can't believe you!Copy !req
717. This is a wholeCopy !req
718. new low, Reese.Copy !req
719. First of all,Copy !req
720. this is all circumstantial.Copy !req
721. I don't know how that thingCopy !req
722. got in my backpack.Copy !req
723. As for this Aunt HelenCopy !req
724. business, no one knowsCopy !req
725. what I would've done at thatCopy !req
726. funeral because we're not going.Copy !req
727. Who says we're not going?Copy !req
728. You did.Copy !req
729. Well, you can guess again.Copy !req
730. You are gonna marchCopy !req
731. right up to that coffin,Copy !req
732. and apologizeCopy !req
733. to that poor, dead woman.Copy !req
734. We all are.Copy !req
735. All right,Copy !req
736. everyone in the car as is.Copy !req
737. We'll have to drive creatively,Copy !req
738. but we might make the end.Copy !req
739. Let's go. Chop, chop!Copy !req
740. Here we go!Copy !req
741. Egg!Copy !req
742. Come on!Copy !req
743. Aunt Helen used to say...Copy !req
744. (raspy-Copy !req
745. "Oh, you're gonnaCopy !req
746. miss me when I'm gone."Copy !req
747. And, uh, by the looksCopy !req
748. of today's turnout,Copy !req
749. I can see it wasn'tCopy !req
750. just an idle threat.Copy !req
751. Yeah, Francis,Copy !req
752. your father's giving a speech.Copy !req
753. And it's actuallyCopy !req
754. kind of good.Copy !req
755. Can I get my phone back?Copy !req
756. I'm almost done, sweetie.Copy !req
757. Oh, Aunt HelenCopy !req
758. looks just lovely.Copy !req
759. You turn right back around,Copy !req
760. mister!Copy !req
761. You'll never guessCopy !req
762. what Reese did.Copy !req
763. Well, it's beenCopy !req
764. a pretty productive day.Copy !req
765. I made Julie Rulerman hate me.Copy !req
766. Reese is gonna kill meCopy !req
767. the second we get home.Copy !req
768. And right now,Copy !req
769. Aunt Helen is personallyCopy !req
770. bad-mouthing me to God.Copy !req
771. You want some more water,Copy !req
772. Uncle Louie?Copy !req
773. Sure.Copy !req
774. I need someone to put inCopy !req
775. a good word for me.Copy !req