1. So, if Rex Huntington is the
finest doctor in Spring Valley,
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Jessica in the murder trial.
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3. Because, before he got pushed off
that mountain and got amnesia,
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4. he was the finest
lawyer in Spring Valley.
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5. What I can't believe is Jessica is
having an affair with the judge.
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6. I mean, he's totally using her to get
his hands on the Farnsworth fortune.
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8. That fire could have
been started by anybody!
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You never listen anything I say!
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10. You know, Reese, some very manly men
watch soap operas with their mothers.
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11. Malcolm in the Middle
6.21 - Buseys Takes A Hostage
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12. Synchronisation par Ravez & Tyno,
Script original par Raceman.
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13. If you are diligent in your efforts,
you will find that our spring project
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14. will develop your fine motor skills
and powers of concentration.
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15. Also, it will teach you a vocation
that may, one day, lead you
a life of semi-independence.
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16. Hello, class.
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17. Hello, Principal Jeffers.
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18. You've come at
a very exciting time.
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19. We're about to open
a new box of key clips.
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20. And how are we all today, students?
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21. I know no one gives a crap
about the kids in this class,
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22. but could you get us some books
so we could actually learn something?
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23. The only thing we've done here for
the last ten weeks is make lanyards!
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24. You know what subject I hated
most when I was a kid? Math.
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25. Dewey, I need you to
re-sort my pills again.
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26. I just finished sorting them.
It took me a half hour.
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27. I know. But then I unsorted them so
I could see if I could sort them by myself.
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29. All right. Just don't
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34. The sidewalks told me they wouldn't
let me walk home anymore.
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then I'll walk you home.
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37. But, seriously, you guys have to start
trying to do a little more for yourselves.
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38. Oh, that reminds me.
My uncle died,
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if you'd explain death to me.
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41. Yeah. My stupid teachers wait
until the end of my senior year
to tell me I have final exams.
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42. In every single class!
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43. I've got to get serious now.
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44. If the finals are anything like this
practice test, it's gonna be brutal.
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45. It's just a bunch of
true/false questions.
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47. Do you know what the odds are
of getting one of those right?
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48. $23 for the neighborhood association.
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49. The annual meeting
is tomorrow night.
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50. It's been a year already?
Those people are relentless.
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51. You think, if we showed up once,
they'd stop inviting us?
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52. - That's always been the pattern.
- Hal, don't worry. You have a good excuse.
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dead possum out of the chimney.
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54. The smell has gotten so bad, I can't tell
when Jamie needs changing anymore.
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55. You know, if we just wait a few more
weeks, it'll disintegrate on its own.
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You think patriotism is a joke?
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60. Representative government is an
outdated sham? I can't believe my ears!
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61. What are you talking about?
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63. I can't even repeat it. I'm sorry, Lois,
but the chimney will just have to wait.
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64. I'm taking Malcolm to the
neighborhood association meeting.
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65. Let's hope seeing democracy in action
will give our little cynic a wake-up call.
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66. Chad, I have to finish correcting
everyone's homework.
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67. It's been in your mouth a half an
hour. Either spit it out or swallow it.
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71. No. I called to talk to you.
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73. Yeah. Listen. I'm up for a job as
activities director at a summer camp,
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74. but I have to show them what kind
of program I can put together.
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76. - You want my help?
- Yeah.
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77. I have all these great ideas for games,
so I'm gonna come home tomorrow
so I can play them with you.
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78. You know, to make sure
they're fun enough.
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79. So how does that sound?
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80. Like a setup for a cruel practical joke,
but I'm willing to take the risk.
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81. Excuse me.
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homeowners meeting.
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89. No one's ever shown up for
a homeowners meeting in 20 years.
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90. You're kidding. Not one person?
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91. Not one... not one...
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92. I send out 150 flyers every
year, exactly as mandated by the
developer, but nobody ever comes.
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I've upgraded the doughnuts,
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seem to be interested.
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95. So, every year, you rent a room,
and hold a meeting for nobody?
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developer is very clear.
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I'm to conduct annual meetings,
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99. take the minutes, and manage
the association's financial interests.
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100. Financial interest?
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101. Well, actually, there aren't any. I didn't
mean to come off so self-important.
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102. Only the homeowners can decide
where the money goes, so I've just been
putting the dues in a savings account.
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103. The bank gave me a toaster in 1987.
I never even opened the box.
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104. So, 150 homes paying 23 bucks over 20 years,
passbook interest, minus the retainer...
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105. Oh, my God! If my math is right,
he's sitting on at least $83,000!
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106. Who am I kidding?
Of course my math is right.
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107. You know, it sure would be nice to have
someone finally take charge of this thing.
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108. Would you ever consider being president
of the neighborhood association?
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109. I don't think so.
It sounds like... work.
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110. Dad, what are you talking about?
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111. Of course you want to be president!
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112. This is your chance to really do
something for the community.
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113. - I don't think...
- You can't turn this down.
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114. You've always told me that
a real citizen is willing to make
sacrifices for the greater good.
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115. - This doesn't sound like...
- And I took those words to heart!
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116. They inspired me.
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117. And now I have a chance to see my own
dad show me what democracy is all about.
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118. You can't deny me that.
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119. - Well...
- It's not just for me.
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120. It's for our family, our block,
the whole neighborhood!
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121. Think of all the people you could help.
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122. The world is waiting for you
to make it a better place!
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123. Well... Okay. I'll do it.
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I went into zoning law.
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126. I don't see how this helps.
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127. Where's Dewey?
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128. When I was his age,
I was out of school hours ago.
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129. Doing independent study...
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130. at the library...
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131. not smoking.
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132. So, it's exciting about the job.
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133. Yeah. It's been a long hunt,
but it finally paid off.
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134. Don't you have to have some kind of degree
or something to work with children?
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135. You never think anything
I ever do is good enough!
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136. I happened to do very
well at that interview.
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137. All I have to do now is just show
them that I can put together a
good program for the summer.
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138. So you don't have the job.
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139. I have the job! What don't
you understand about that?
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140. I don't know. It just sounds like
the real estate thing all over again.
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141. Why can't you just have
faith in me for once?
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143. Sure.
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144. - You know who's hiring?
- I have a job!
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146. This completion stitch is kinked.
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147. Young lady, if you neglect your education,
you deny yourself the keys to success.
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148. Dewey, wait!
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149. I can't. I have to get
home to see my brother.
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150. But I need you to help me with
the algebra problems you gave me.
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151. I went over those problems 20 times!
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152. But my head passhrough a magnet,
and I think I forgot everything.
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155. I'm sorry.
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156. It's okay, Dewey. We understand.
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157. Yeah.
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158. Go have fun with your
brother. We'll be fine.
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159. Everyone turn in their assignments.
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160. I have to take this one home with me.
It doesn't believe that I have a cat.
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161. It's 3:00. It is now time
to clear your area!
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162. I don't think you want to do
anything physical with Chad.
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163. Don't test me, young man.
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164. I am an educator who is not
afraid to use discipline.
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165. All right.
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166. Now it's a matter for the police.
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167. Dewey! What do we do?
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169. Somebody do something!
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170. Excuse me, Mr. Flerch?
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three ideas we had,
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172. this was the best.
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174. Good job.
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175. Okay, Dewey, of all the things we did today,
what seemed like it could be more fun?
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176. The rainbow acle course or the tickle maze
or the shower of lollipops?
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177. I have to tell it was all fantastic.
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178. It was by far the best day of my life.
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Adjacent Neighborhood Association."
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181. Hal, that is so fancy.
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183. So. How's my little bureaucrat?
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184. Fantastic.
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185. I'm just finishing up the details
in all the neighborhood initiatives
you've been talking about.
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187. Yeah. Remember you said,
"I hope I do a good job"?
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structural improvements:
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189. like installing lights at the basketball
court and building a skate park...
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190. and Friday night dance
parties with a killer DJ.
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191. Isn't that kind expensive?
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of it as an investment.
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194. There's $87,000 in the account?
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195. Well, a lot of it gets eaten up
servicing the infrastructure.
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196. Like, there's no point in having
a DJ if you're not going to have
a really rock sound system.
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197. Why are we just give the
homeowners a refund check?
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199. But we wouldn't have the money
for what you said was the most
important thing... security.
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200. Security is big.
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201. I've been racking my brain, trying find
a way to give every area equal protection.
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202. I wish there was some magic kind of
mobile security system that could
weave through the neighborhood.
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204. Dad that's brilliant!
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neighborhood could drive a car
out to make sure there's no trouble.
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207. Purchasing a car isn't the only expense.
You got to think about storage fees...
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208. Wait, we could park it at our house.
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now, but he definitely isn't.
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think it's worse complaining about.
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I blew up be here yesterday.
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217. Forget it Dewey.
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things on our own.
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220. I think we're already doing things
we didn't think we were capable of.
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223. Yeah. Math. I kept getting confused,
so I'm making a list of all the numbers
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224. 3,082.
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studio is essentially free,
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it big, the community gets ten
percent of the record sales.
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228. So it's basically the same business
model as the extreme sport camp.
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go through my proposal for
a girls' volleyball tournament?
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- I had to share this with you.
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what your son said,
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my retainer and wrote a new constitution
for the Neighborhood Association.
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236. It's designed, so that everyone in a comunity
will have an equal voice in all decisions.
I think it'll really get people participating.
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238. No, thank you for showing up at that
meeting and making me belive again.
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239. What a jerk.
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240. What? Why?
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241. Coming in here with his agenda like you
are not doing fantastic job when you are.
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242. I think he just want the voice
of the people to be heard.
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245. You are the one with the amazing ideas
topping out of you every second.
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- Yes.
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the leader of this community.
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it and they love for it.
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good handle on these games, I
just want ask you some questions.
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did it ever make you feel scared or angry?
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tag, did it make you feel bad
and want to hurt yourself?
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260. What do you talking about Francis?
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261. I'm just try understand better, Dewey.
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262. I mean, I don't know all the right
questions ask kids like you.
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265. And this is a special camp
for children with your...
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267. I'm not emotionally disturbed,
what the hell is wrong with you?
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268. There's nothing wrong with either of us.
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I'm in that class so I can help...
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have too much sugar.
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my mean voice is still asleep.
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277. I have to run past people's houses
so I don't catch their nightmares.
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278. We have to tell Dewey about this.
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279. No. This is exactly the kind of thing
he doesn't want to be bothered with.
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280. We can't handle taking care of Flerch!
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281. If he dies, we're gonna
have to tell everybody!
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282. Are you saying I'm not doing
a good job feeding him?
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283. I chewed his steak for 20
minutes before I gave it to him!
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284. Oh, help me! It's my heart, weakened
as it was by a childhood ailment!
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285. He's dying! I totally called this!
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286. Give him CPR!
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287. - I-I'm not strong enough!
- We have to keep his heart pumping.
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Chad, help him breathe.
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290. One, two, three, breathe!
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291. One, two, three, breathe!
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where they helped a guy breathe
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and jamming a pen in it!
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I'm actually one-sixteenth Cherokee myself!
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of what this neighborhood could become.
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and kind of stupid,
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you said about the factory!
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night I had a vision.
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- Mulberry Village.
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to help people make the transition.
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- Everyone has to publicly hug
their child at least once a day.
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can inform on non-hugging parents.
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inform on their parents?
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If they've got nothing to hide,
they've got nothing to worry about.
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321. Oh! That's where the best, most
neighborly children will be plucked from
the corrupting influence of their families,
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friendliness training.
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been distributed throughout
the whole neighborhood.
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327. Like a modern-day Martin Luther,
I nailed them to the front doors.
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spend the rest of the day at the library.
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329. Not now, Malcolm.
The villagers are coming.
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teacher if I can have ten minutes
with your buddies at recess.
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to ask for help, Dewey, but...
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Let's go call the police.
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going to be a hundred more.
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people who need your help.
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but I do know two things.
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help, you gotta do it.
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met him, that guy is a total dink.
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something would come to me,
but I'm completely blank.
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348. If you untie me in the next five
seconds, you and you alone
will see some slight leniency.
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don't put it back in the lanyard box.
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200 miles from here.
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between the thousands of lanyards
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disturbed children at your school,
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for sale at a retail outlet?
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to think that a public school principal
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children as slave labor.
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talking about, young man.
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Principal in front of me!
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get the worst penalty.
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who tied people up for a little while...
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who forced them into slavery?
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could just keep quiet about everything.
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these guys before you untie them?
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- She just saw my report card.
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I got every question wrong.
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repeat my senior year!
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class so completely, I couldn't
make it up in summer school.
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out or go to college or get
a job for a whole 'nother year!
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383. This is the greatest
achievement of my entire life!
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384. Yeah, I know, Mom.
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