1. Hey, Dad.Copy !req
2. How's it going, Mom?Copy !req
3. Howdy.Copy !req
4. Three daysCopy !req
5. and counting.Copy !req
6. Too badCopy !req
7. he doesn't have someoneCopy !req
8. covering the holeCopy !req
9. on the other side.Copy !req
10. This is The Crystal Ship.Copy !req
11. It's our high schoolCopy !req
12. literary magazine.Copy !req
13. Nobody reads itCopy !req
14. because it's writtenCopy !req
15. by high school kidsCopy !req
16. trying to be deep.Copy !req
17. And the editor is just some guyCopy !req
18. who wants to padCopy !req
19. his college application.Copy !req
20. This month, it's me.Copy !req
21. Did you get...Copy !req
22. "The Mysterious... Forest"?Copy !req
23. Yes, Stevie.Copy !req
24. I got your drawing.Copy !req
25. Is it... in?Copy !req
26. Yes. I told you.Copy !req
27. Nothing gets rejected.Copy !req
28. It doesn't matterCopy !req
29. how self-indulgentCopy !req
30. or boring or childishCopy !req
31. or stupid or painful it is.Copy !req
32. If it can beCopy !req
33. stapled, it's in.Copy !req
34. And why do you care?Copy !req
35. Our advisorCopy !req
36. doesn't even care.Copy !req
37. I have to go.Copy !req
38. Um, I need to helpCopy !req
39. Principal Block with...Copy !req
40. something.Copy !req
41. Ronnie and I haveCopy !req
42. written stories thatCopy !req
43. we want to submit.Copy !req
44. We demandCopy !req
45. that you embraceCopy !req
46. our vibrantCopy !req
47. female voices.Copy !req
48. So you better print them, okay?Copy !req
49. Okay. You got it.Copy !req
50. You are going to readCopy !req
51. them first, aren't you?Copy !req
52. Yeah, okay.Copy !req
53. Oh, my God.Copy !req
54. It's been so long,Copy !req
55. I didn't think it was possible.Copy !req
56. This story is, uh...Copy !req
57. is...Copy !req
58. What's the word?Copy !req
59. Good?Copy !req
60. Yes! Ronnie, your storyCopy !req
61. is fantastic!Copy !req
62. I love the ending!Copy !req
63. What about mine?Copy !req
64. "The Frog Who Was TooCopy !req
65. Good for the World"?Copy !req
66. It's crap.Copy !req
67. Well, maybeCopy !req
68. it was over your head.Copy !req
69. The frog is you,Copy !req
70. the snake is your dad,Copy !req
71. and the moon is the dopeCopy !req
72. you like on the football team.Copy !req
73. Lewis is not a dope.Copy !req
74. "Car Crash"?Copy !req
75. Yeah. There's thisCopy !req
76. really pretty girl who,Copy !req
77. whenever she walksCopy !req
78. down the street,Copy !req
79. guys yell filthy stuffCopy !req
80. at her,Copy !req
81. so she trains herselfCopy !req
82. to ignore them.Copy !req
83. The "pretty" part'sCopy !req
84. not important.Copy !req
85. So, one day, afterCopy !req
86. she's trained herself,Copy !req
87. she's crossing the street,Copy !req
88. and this construction workerCopy !req
89. yells out, "Hey, lady!"Copy !req
90. She doesn'tCopy !req
91. turn around,Copy !req
92. but he's really trying toCopy !req
93. warn her there'sCopy !req
94. a car coming.Copy !req
95. She ignores him, and she getsCopy !req
96. splattered all overCopy !req
97. the pavement!Copy !req
98. Men...Copy !req
99. are pigs.Copy !req
100. Did you hear?Copy !req
101. The plant-watering ladyCopy !req
102. is going to testifyCopy !req
103. before the S.E.C.Copy !req
104. My God! They'reCopy !req
105. going after everybody.Copy !req
106. And the newCopy !req
107. supervisor starts today.Copy !req
108. She's only hereCopy !req
109. to make cuts and fire people.Copy !req
110. Lots of people.Copy !req
111. Oh, my God! Here she comes!Copy !req
112. Oh!Copy !req
113. Come on! Come on!Copy !req
114. Come on!Copy !req
115. Come on!Copy !req
116. Hal, right?Copy !req
117. Yes!Copy !req
118. Nell. We took an extra tripCopy !req
119. around the revolving doorsCopy !req
120. together this morning.Copy !req
121. Well, yeah...Copy !req
122. Looks like you'reCopy !req
123. the only one hereCopy !req
124. who doesn't run away from me.Copy !req
125. Well, you can'tCopy !req
126. run forever, eh?Copy !req
127. Look, I know this wholeCopy !req
128. situation is awkward,Copy !req
129. but I'm goingCopy !req
130. to do my bestCopy !req
131. to make everyone hereCopy !req
132. feel respected.Copy !req
133. Thank you, Nell.Copy !req
134. Especially the onesCopy !req
135. with great-looking hands.Copy !req
136. She was touching meCopy !req
137. exactly like this!Copy !req
138. She was practically droolingCopy !req
139. over my sexy hands.Copy !req
140. And then, later this morning,Copy !req
141. she asked me if I thoughtCopy !req
142. her butt was big.Copy !req
143. And it wasn't.Copy !req
144. It was perfect!Copy !req
145. It wasn't an innocent requestCopy !req
146. for information, Lois.Copy !req
147. If your buttCopy !req
148. was as perfect as hers,Copy !req
149. believe me, you'd know it!Copy !req
150. What am I going to do?Copy !req
151. Well, were you mean to her?Copy !req
152. No. Why?Copy !req
153. You don't wantCopy !req
154. to antagonize her.Copy !req
155. She's the new boss.Copy !req
156. She decides who comesCopy !req
157. and who goes.Copy !req
158. What are you saying?Copy !req
159. I am sayingCopy !req
160. that it wouldn't hurtCopy !req
161. for you to be... nice.Copy !req
162. That's all. Hal, I'm notCopy !req
163. asking you to do anything.Copy !req
164. It's just if sheCopy !req
165. flirts with you again,Copy !req
166. just don'tCopy !req
167. burst her bubble.Copy !req
168. Lois!Copy !req
169. Oh, all right!Copy !req
170. You can make me flirtCopy !req
171. with this beautiful woman,Copy !req
172. but you can't make me like it.Copy !req
173. I can make youCopy !req
174. do anything I want.Copy !req
175. You're right.Copy !req
176. Go!Copy !req
177. Ow!Copy !req
178. You know why I beat you?Copy !req
179. 'Cause you outweigh me by,Copy !req
180. like, 50 pounds?Copy !req
181. No. Because my mindCopy !req
182. is stronger than yours.Copy !req
183. What?Copy !req
184. All your Matrix guysCopy !req
185. and your YodasCopy !req
186. and your Karate KidsCopy !req
187. do what they doCopy !req
188. with their minds,Copy !req
189. not their bodies.Copy !req
190. I beat you in here beforeCopy !req
191. I ever beat you there.Copy !req
192. You're just messingCopy !req
193. with me again.Copy !req
194. I don't believe you.Copy !req
195. You're not sure ifCopy !req
196. you do or you don't.Copy !req
197. This is soil.Copy !req
198. Soil is alive.Copy !req
199. It is sensitive to theCopy !req
200. rhythm of who you truly are.Copy !req
201. This is a seed.Copy !req
202. Within it lies sleepingCopy !req
203. the soul of a plant.Copy !req
204. Together, theyCopy !req
205. make a test.Copy !req
206. That was taught to ShaolinCopy !req
207. ninjas millions of years ago.Copy !req
208. If you can keepCopy !req
209. your hand like thisCopy !req
210. until the seed sprouts,Copy !req
211. then you will have developedCopy !req
212. the source of all power.Copy !req
213. If this is real,Copy !req
214. then why are youCopy !req
215. teaching it to me?Copy !req
216. 'Cause I'm a jerk,Copy !req
217. and I know you'll fail.Copy !req
218. Or maybe...Copy !req
219. just once...Copy !req
220. I'm letting you in on theCopy !req
221. secret of life itself.Copy !req
222. What's he doing out there?Copy !req
223. I put a rockCopy !req
224. in his hand.Copy !req
225. He's trying toCopy !req
226. make it grow.Copy !req
227. Oh, here youCopy !req
228. are, Francis.Copy !req
229. What's this?Copy !req
230. An invitationCopy !req
231. for you and Piama.Copy !req
232. Otto and I are celebratingCopy !req
233. our 25th wedding anniversary!Copy !req
234. You're kidding.Copy !req
235. That's great.Copy !req
236. Oh, I wishCopy !req
237. I could chop you upCopy !req
238. in a million piecesCopy !req
239. so that I could share youCopy !req
240. with the rest of the world.Copy !req
241. Oh, you are so romantic,Copy !req
242. my big BavarianCopy !req
243. monkey face.Copy !req
244. Francis, I am inCopy !req
245. so much trouble.Copy !req
246. What's wrong?Copy !req
247. I just found outCopy !req
248. what Gretchen is gettingCopy !req
249. me for our anniversary.Copy !req
250. She knows how muchCopy !req
251. I love cuckoo clocks,Copy !req
252. so she called aCopy !req
253. factory in InnsbrookCopy !req
254. and somehow convinced themCopy !req
255. to handcraft a cuckoo clockCopy !req
256. with a little OttoCopy !req
257. and a little GretchenCopy !req
258. that come out andCopy !req
259. kiss every hour.Copy !req
260. Wow. What'd you get her?Copy !req
261. Some Dustbuster filtersCopy !req
262. and a braceletCopy !req
263. I saw on QVC.Copy !req
264. Whoa. Well...Copy !req
265. you have a week.Copy !req
266. Is there anythingCopy !req
267. you know she likes?Copy !req
268. Well, she always wishedCopy !req
269. that I could learn to waltz.Copy !req
270. Really? That's great!Copy !req
271. I know how to waltz.Copy !req
272. I learned in military schoolCopy !req
273. taking girls to cotillions.Copy !req
274. I can totally teach you.Copy !req
275. Oh, no, no, no, Francis,Copy !req
276. I am a terrible dancer.Copy !req
277. I tried it at our wedding;Copy !req
278. I stepped on her foot.Copy !req
279. You can't letCopy !req
280. a little thing...Copy !req
281. I broke it in three places.Copy !req
282. But...Copy !req
283. Then I ripped her dress,Copy !req
284. and her rear end hung outCopy !req
285. for 200 people to see.Copy !req
286. Then I got into aCopy !req
287. fistfight with her father.Copy !req
288. We spent the night in jail,Copy !req
289. and, you know, he always was aCopy !req
290. little delicate-looking, and...Copy !req
291. Otto, Otto!Copy !req
292. I am sure I can teach youCopy !req
293. to waltz.Copy !req
294. I don't know...Copy !req
295. Oh, goodie! Look!Copy !req
296. It's the braceletCopy !req
297. I ordered from QVC.Copy !req
298. Do you like it?Copy !req
299. Yeah, oh, yeah.Copy !req
300. I'll meet youCopy !req
301. in the barn at 10:00.Copy !req
302. What the hell is this?Copy !req
303. It's "Car Crash."Copy !req
304. It's a story for theCopy !req
305. literary magazine.Copy !req
306. It's pornography.Copy !req
307. How is it pornography?Copy !req
308. "The construction workerCopy !req
309. yelled outCopy !req
310. (bleep) my (bleep)."Copy !req
311. "(bleep) my (bleep)."Copy !req
312. It's supposedCopy !req
313. to be offensive.Copy !req
314. That's the wholeCopy !req
315. point of the story.Copy !req
316. It's a literary device.Copy !req
317. There's nothing literaryCopy !req
318. about "(bleep)Copy !req
319. my (bleep)"!Copy !req
320. Parents don't wantCopy !req
321. their childrenCopy !req
322. reading "(bleep)Copy !req
323. my (bleep)."Copy !req
324. This school district hasCopy !req
325. a zero tolerance policyCopy !req
326. on "(bleep)Copy !req
327. my (bleep)"!Copy !req
328. Our forefathers did notCopy !req
329. lay down their livesCopy !req
330. on San Juan HillCopy !req
331. for "(bleep) my (bleep)"!Copy !req
332. Now, you either killCopy !req
333. this storyCopy !req
334. or replace all the dirty wordsCopy !req
335. with asterisks.Copy !req
336. That's just stupid.Copy !req
337. What's the point ofCopy !req
338. bleeping out words?Copy !req
339. Everyone knows whatCopy !req
340. they are anyway.Copy !req
341. Besides, Miss ShawCopy !req
342. already said it was okay.Copy !req
343. Sometimes, Miss ShawCopy !req
344. doesn't knowCopy !req
345. when to keepCopy !req
346. her mouth shut.Copy !req
347. Just do it!Copy !req
348. This is censorship!Copy !req
349. Call...Copy !req
350. the ACLU...Copy !req
351. and sue... their ass.Copy !req
352. Yes!Copy !req
353. We can testifyCopy !req
354. in poetry!Copy !req
355. I'm not going to callCopy !req
356. the ACLU for Crystal Ship.Copy !req
357. Just because it's under attackCopy !req
358. doesn't mean it's not lame.Copy !req
359. What's wrong?Copy !req
360. Nothing. It's okay.Copy !req
361. It is stupid.Copy !req
362. You don't have to get...Copy !req
363. Look... you have peopleCopy !req
364. thinking you're smartCopy !req
365. and creative all the time.Copy !req
366. I just got excitedCopy !req
367. that people would think thatCopy !req
368. about me for a change.Copy !req
369. Like I said, it's stupid.Copy !req
370. That is an outrage!Copy !req
371. Where is this high school, Iran?Copy !req
372. It's okay.Copy !req
373. I don't want to do anything;Copy !req
374. I just wanted some information.Copy !req
375. You want information?Copy !req
376. The Constitution exists.Copy !req
377. Your teachers might as well takeCopy !req
378. a leak on the American flag...Copy !req
379. which actually is a caseCopy !req
380. I defended,Copy !req
381. but that's not the point.Copy !req
382. If these fascists need a lawsuitCopy !req
383. to wake them up,Copy !req
384. then... Malcolm,Copy !req
385. what's the name of your school?Copy !req
386. My school?Copy !req
387. It doesn't have a name...Copy !req
388. and I'm not reallyCopy !req
389. a student there.Copy !req
390. I was just prank calling you.Copy !req
391. Ha, ha. Fooled you.Copy !req
392. That guy was nuts— I didn'tCopy !req
393. want anything to do with him.Copy !req
394. I hung up before he could figureCopy !req
395. out where I was calling from.Copy !req
396. Unless... he has...Copy !req
397. Caller I.D.Copy !req
398. Attention, students.Copy !req
399. Attention, students.Copy !req
400. As you know, we publishCopy !req
401. a literary magazineCopy !req
402. called The Crystal Ship.Copy !req
403. Well, we do.Copy !req
404. This morning, I received wordCopy !req
405. that the ACLUCopy !req
406. has filed a lawsuitCopy !req
407. to force us to publishCopy !req
408. an extraordinarilyCopy !req
409. obscene essay.Copy !req
410. The school district's lawyersCopy !req
411. have given us a choice.Copy !req
412. We can either turnCopy !req
413. our high schoolCopy !req
414. into an adult bookstore, orCopy !req
415. we can cancelCopy !req
416. all extracurricular activities.Copy !req
417. Therefore, the football teamCopy !req
418. is hereby canceled.Copy !req
419. The debate teamCopy !req
420. is hereby canceled.Copy !req
421. The drama club, canceled.Copy !req
422. The glee club, canceled.Copy !req
423. The prom, canceled.Copy !req
424. No!Copy !req
425. If any of you wish to findCopy !req
426. the student editor, Malcolm,Copy !req
427. and thank him forCopy !req
428. this, you'll findCopy !req
429. his class schedule postedCopy !req
430. outside my office.Copy !req
431. You are terrible!Copy !req
432. You have completely wasted fourCopy !req
433. entire days of waltz lessons.Copy !req
434. It makes me sickCopy !req
435. to look at you.Copy !req
436. Otto, this isn't helping.Copy !req
437. Every timeCopy !req
438. you punch yourself,Copy !req
439. we lose hoursCopy !req
440. of valuable practice time.Copy !req
441. You just...Copy !req
442. you got to relax.Copy !req
443. How can I relax when GretchenCopy !req
444. is depending on me?Copy !req
445. You do not learn by relaxing.Copy !req
446. You learnCopy !req
447. by violentlyCopy !req
448. assaulting your problemCopy !req
449. until it surrendersCopy !req
450. its mysteries to you!Copy !req
451. I just feel likeCopy !req
452. you're psyching yourself out.Copy !req
453. Why don't you take fiveCopy !req
454. and clear your head?Copy !req
455. You take five.Copy !req
456. I shall studyCopy !req
457. the videotapeCopy !req
458. of our previous lessons.Copy !req
459. I will correct the problemsCopy !req
460. in my technique.Copy !req
461. Mm-hmm, perhaps moreCopy !req
462. weight on my left instep.Copy !req
463. Otto, stop!Copy !req
464. Just stop all of this.Copy !req
465. This isn't work!Copy !req
466. This isn't science!Copy !req
467. This is dancing!Copy !req
468. Stop thinking.Copy !req
469. Stop watching tapes.Copy !req
470. And take off the waltz-trainer!Copy !req
471. Feel the music.Copy !req
472. Look into my eyes.Copy !req
473. But I...Copy !req
474. Shh!Copy !req
475. But Gretchen...Copy !req
476. Shh.Copy !req
477. Forget Gretchen.Copy !req
478. Forget the pastCopy !req
479. and its failures,Copy !req
480. the futureCopy !req
481. and its hopes.Copy !req
482. The world is gone.Copy !req
483. Right now all that existsCopy !req
484. is you...Copy !req
485. and meCopy !req
486. and the waltz.Copy !req
487. Hey, Hal.Copy !req
488. Tough day.Copy !req
489. My neck is so stiff.Copy !req
490. Mmm!Copy !req
491. So... what's a guy likeCopy !req
492. you do for fun, huh?Copy !req
493. I didn't know what to say.Copy !req
494. I don't do anything for fun.Copy !req
495. Don't tell me you just stoodCopy !req
496. there for ten minutesCopy !req
497. with your mouth hanging open?Copy !req
498. She wasn't evenCopy !req
499. listening, Lois.Copy !req
500. She was too busyCopy !req
501. mentally stripping meCopy !req
502. and dressing me in leather.Copy !req
503. Boys, get out here.Copy !req
504. Dinner.Copy !req
505. How long is thisCopy !req
506. going to take?Copy !req
507. I had to haveCopy !req
508. Billy HawkinsCopy !req
509. help dress me for gym.Copy !req
510. It'll grow when you stopCopy !req
511. needing it to grow.Copy !req
512. Malcolm,Copy !req
513. where've you been?Copy !req
514. Captain of the football teamCopy !req
515. wanted to show meCopy !req
516. how he decorated the insideCopy !req
517. of his locker.Copy !req
518. Yes, well, the principalCopy !req
519. of your school called.Copy !req
520. He said you filed a lawsuitCopy !req
521. so you could destroy the school.Copy !req
522. That's a total lie.Copy !req
523. All I'm trying to do is publishCopy !req
524. a magazine full of dirty words.Copy !req
525. Oh, and that's supposedCopy !req
526. to make me feel better?Copy !req
527. I didn't even start this.Copy !req
528. But everybody'sCopy !req
529. fighting me so hard,Copy !req
530. it makes me thinkCopy !req
531. I can't just back down.Copy !req
532. You always saidCopy !req
533. there are principlesCopy !req
534. you can't ever give up,Copy !req
535. no matter what people do to you.Copy !req
536. And I'm asCopy !req
537. surprised as anyone,Copy !req
538. but I think that'sCopy !req
539. what I'm doing.Copy !req
540. What's her name?Copy !req
541. Who?Copy !req
542. The girlCopy !req
543. you're trying to impress.Copy !req
544. Hope she's cute.Copy !req
545. This isn'tCopy !req
546. about a girl.Copy !req
547. A girl wroteCopy !req
548. the dirty story.Copy !req
549. Oh, son, you want to be careful.Copy !req
550. A girl who writes dirty storiesCopy !req
551. sounds a little advancedCopy !req
552. for you.Copy !req
553. That's not what this is about.Copy !req
554. Ronnie's a lesbian.Copy !req
555. Well, maybe sheCopy !req
556. wouldn't be a lesbianCopy !req
557. if you tucked in yourCopy !req
558. shirt once in awhile.Copy !req
559. I'm just tryingCopy !req
560. to help her.Copy !req
561. She doesn't deserve this.Copy !req
562. She went to all the troubleCopy !req
563. to express somethingCopy !req
564. in a way that's actually good,Copy !req
565. and now she's being silencedCopy !req
566. by a bunch of stupid,Copy !req
567. arbitrary peopleCopy !req
568. for stupid, arbitrary reasons.Copy !req
569. And I think that's just wrong.Copy !req
570. Son, you don't wantCopy !req
571. to come on that strong.Copy !req
572. That might be what turnedCopy !req
573. her gay in the first place.Copy !req
574. Come in.Copy !req
575. You wanted to see me...Copy !req
576. What's going on?Copy !req
577. Malcolm,Copy !req
578. the teachers and ICopy !req
579. are not here to blame.Copy !req
580. We're looking for a solution.Copy !req
581. This is Mr. Mellon.Copy !req
582. He's legal counselCopy !req
583. for the district.Copy !req
584. It's nice to meet you.Copy !req
585. Now if it were up to me,Copy !req
586. you'd just be expelled,Copy !req
587. but the district thinksCopy !req
588. that there's a wayCopy !req
589. to get everythingCopy !req
590. back the way it was.Copy !req
591. Good. Cause I neverCopy !req
592. wanted to fight everyone.Copy !req
593. Of course you didn't.Copy !req
594. Basically, son,Copy !req
595. you sign this letter.Copy !req
596. It says "Car Crash" never metCopy !req
597. the standards of Crystal Ship.Copy !req
598. You just picked it to see whatCopy !req
599. you could get away with.Copy !req
600. It was anCopy !req
601. adolescent prank,Copy !req
602. and you apologize.Copy !req
603. Now just sign this,Copy !req
604. and everyoneCopy !req
605. gets their clubs back.Copy !req
606. I'm not going to sign it.Copy !req
607. This is just a lie.Copy !req
608. All right, Malcolm, I wasn'tCopy !req
609. going to mention this,Copy !req
610. but I made cupcakes for you kidsCopy !req
611. every week.Copy !req
612. Look, I'm not the only oneCopy !req
613. affected by this.Copy !req
614. I agree.Copy !req
615. Ronnie?Copy !req
616. I'd like you to sign it,Copy !req
617. Malcolm.Copy !req
618. I just want field hockey back.Copy !req
619. Hello, there, Nell.Copy !req
620. Your eyesCopy !req
621. are very pretty.Copy !req
622. Really?Copy !req
623. You like my eyes?Copy !req
624. No!Copy !req
625. I was just told to say that.Copy !req
626. I'm sure you're very pretty,Copy !req
627. but I don't find you evenCopy !req
628. remotely attractive.Copy !req
629. I'm only flirting with youCopy !req
630. because my wife is making me!Copy !req
631. Wait a minute.Copy !req
632. I was flirting with you,Copy !req
633. and the first thing youCopy !req
634. did was tell your wife?Copy !req
635. I tell her everything.Copy !req
636. And she told youCopy !req
637. to flirt back with me?Copy !req
638. Yeah.Copy !req
639. Just out of curiosity,Copy !req
640. how far was your wifeCopy !req
641. willing to take this?Copy !req
642. She wouldn't tell me.Copy !req
643. Hal, it's okay. Calm down.Copy !req
644. Now, the first thingCopy !req
645. you need to know is,Copy !req
646. I'm not going to fire you.Copy !req
647. You're not?Copy !req
648. No.Copy !req
649. I was going to,Copy !req
650. but then Grossman and BallCopy !req
651. got indicted,Copy !req
652. and you're the only oneCopy !req
653. left in the department.Copy !req
654. Oh.Copy !req
655. I'm really gladCopy !req
656. it worked out thisCopy !req
657. way for you, Hal.Copy !req
658. Thank you. Thank you.Copy !req
659. Lois will be so relieved.Copy !req
660. Well... we don't want herCopy !req
661. to be too relieved.Copy !req
662. It's hardly noticeable.Copy !req
663. (loudly):Copy !req
664. Good.Copy !req
665. We can finish going overCopy !req
666. your progress reportsCopy !req
667. in my office this afternoon.Copy !req
668. I'm on fire.Copy !req
669. Ah. Malcolm.Copy !req
670. So, have you, uh,Copy !req
671. made a decision yet?Copy !req
672. Yes. I want the clubs back.Copy !req
673. So I signed the letterCopy !req
674. and sent itCopy !req
675. to your lawyer.Copy !req
676. I even made copies.Copy !req
677. Yeah, what's allCopy !req
678. this other stuff?Copy !req
679. I put the letterCopy !req
680. on the back coverCopy !req
681. of my new independentCopy !req
682. literary magazine.Copy !req
683. We made 700 copies,Copy !req
684. and we're distributing itCopy !req
685. 20 feet outsideCopy !req
686. the school groundsCopy !req
687. as required by law.Copy !req
688. It's calledCopy !req
689. "Absolutely Filthy Smut."Copy !req
690. It's a catchy title.Copy !req
691. People seem interested.Copy !req
692. Man, from now onCopy !req
693. I'm going to askCopy !req
694. a girl's permissionCopy !req
695. beside I say, "nice rack."Copy !req
696. You know, I kind of wishCopy !req
697. I did put someCopy !req
698. smut in it, though.Copy !req
699. People are gonnaCopy !req
700. be disappointed.Copy !req
701. Don't be... so sure.Copy !req
702. "The Mysterious... Forest."Copy !req
703. Fold A...Copy !req
704. to meet B.Copy !req
705. That's a picture of...!Copy !req
706. Thank you... Cinemax.Copy !req
707. Ew.Copy !req
708. Freedom's... a glorious...Copy !req
709. thing.Copy !req
710. Oh, Otto, this is suchCopy !req
711. a wonderful party!Copy !req
712. Everything is just perfect.Copy !req
713. Quiet, please!Copy !req
714. If everyone could stopCopy !req
715. their drunken revelingCopy !req
716. for a second.Copy !req
717. Gretchen,Copy !req
718. my love, my life,Copy !req
719. my bride of 25 years,Copy !req
720. I have finally learnedCopy !req
721. to do somethingCopy !req
722. that you never thoughtCopy !req
723. I would be able to do.Copy !req
724. Maestro, if you please?Copy !req
725. May I have this waltz?Copy !req
726. Otto...Copy !req
727. Oh, uh, I'm sorry.Copy !req
728. Oh, oh!Copy !req
729. I don't understand this.Copy !req
730. I was doing this perfectlyCopy !req
731. last night.Copy !req
732. It's all right, Otto.Copy !req
733. I worked so hardCopy !req
734. to try to proveCopy !req
735. my love for you.Copy !req
736. Oh...Copy !req
737. I have the same music,Copy !req
738. I have the same boots,Copy !req
739. I have the same...Copy !req
740. Aha!Copy !req
741. Gretchen,Copy !req
742. prepare to be dazzled!Copy !req
743. Aw, geez...Copy !req
744. Okay.Copy !req
745. Thank you, Otto.Copy !req
746. What are you doing?Copy !req
747. Hopefully messing Dewey upCopy !req
748. for life.Copy !req
749. Nice.Copy !req
750. Oh, my God.Copy !req
751. He did it.Copy !req
752. You never even putCopy !req
753. a seed in his hand.Copy !req
754. It's like a miracle.Copy !req
755. The kid actually did it.Copy !req
756. This makes itCopy !req
757. so much funnier.Copy !req
758. You put the lipstickCopy !req
759. on yourself, right?Copy !req
760. Okay.Copy !req
761. No, I'm serious.Copy !req
762. You put it on.Copy !req
763. Sure.Copy !req
764. Hal, you did.Copy !req
765. Just say you did.Copy !req
766. Okay, I did.Copy !req
767. Hal...Copy !req