1. Oh, honey, I can'tCopy !req
2. do any more tonight.Copy !req
3. Let's just leave the messCopy !req
4. and get some sleep, huh?Copy !req
5. Wait a minute,Copy !req
6. we bought ten presents.Copy !req
7. Yeah?Copy !req
8. Why are thereCopy !req
9. 11 packages?Copy !req
10. Oh, my God.Copy !req
11. Oh... we would haveCopy !req
12. figured it outCopy !req
13. before we mailed it, right?Copy !req
14. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely.Copy !req
15. Don't move.Copy !req
16. Ow! Did you get it?Copy !req
17. Get what?Copy !req
18. It's three weeks till Christmas,Copy !req
19. and Reese is holding offCopy !req
20. hitting DeweyCopy !req
21. till after the holidays.Copy !req
22. Well,Copy !req
23. guess what?Copy !req
24. I got two weeks forced vacationCopy !req
25. without pay.Copy !req
26. What?Copy !req
27. Thanks to the company's troubleCopy !req
28. with the government,Copy !req
29. they sent everybody homeCopy !req
30. till the new year.Copy !req
31. We think it's justCopy !req
32. so the board membersCopy !req
33. can shred documents in peace.Copy !req
34. Two weeks without pay?Copy !req
35. At Christmas?Copy !req
36. That means no presents.Copy !req
37. December 2.Copy !req
38. Refused to eatCopy !req
39. booger sandwich.Copy !req
40. I know this is comingCopy !req
41. at a bad time,Copy !req
42. but I thinkCopy !req
43. I have a planCopy !req
44. that'll make us enough moneyCopy !req
45. to get through this.Copy !req
46. I'm going to sellCopy !req
47. Christmas trees.Copy !req
48. What?Copy !req
49. In college,Copy !req
50. I sold Christmas treesCopy !req
51. every DecemberCopy !req
52. with my roommate Victor.Copy !req
53. I thought he soldCopy !req
54. illegal cable boxes.Copy !req
55. To pay for the Christmas trees.Copy !req
56. We made a killing.Copy !req
57. Look, I've already talkedCopy !req
58. to a supplier.Copy !req
59. We have enough to buy 130Copy !req
60. trees at 15 bucks apiece.Copy !req
61. Oh, and Ed from the officeCopy !req
62. is letting me useCopy !req
63. his vacant lot for free.Copy !req
64. Really?Copy !req
65. If we sell themCopy !req
66. at six bucks a foot—Copy !req
67. that's an averageCopy !req
68. of $45 a tree— Lois,Copy !req
69. we can net over $2,600.Copy !req
70. Well, if you think it'll work.Copy !req
71. Hey, Reese and I haveCopy !req
72. some money saved up.Copy !req
73. If we go in on this,Copy !req
74. we can get 200 trees.Copy !req
75. We'd make $4,000.Copy !req
76. You'd put your own money in?Copy !req
77. Sure. I was goingCopy !req
78. to invest mineCopy !req
79. with this Nigerian GeneralCopy !req
80. who's been sending me e-mails,Copy !req
81. but, hey, this is family.Copy !req
82. Really?Copy !req
83. You boys would actuallyCopy !req
84. go into businessCopy !req
85. with your old man?Copy !req
86. I never dreamed anythingCopy !req
87. like this would be possible.Copy !req
88. Dad...Copy !req
89. When I was a kid,Copy !req
90. I begged my dad to goCopy !req
91. into business with meCopy !req
92. a bunch of times, but heCopy !req
93. never answered the intercom.Copy !req
94. And now you boysCopy !req
95. want to go into businessCopy !req
96. with me.Copy !req
97. (crying): It'll be likeCopy !req
98. a Korean grocery store!Copy !req
99. (whispers):Copy !req
100. You know, Dewey,Copy !req
101. you've got $20 inCopy !req
102. your piggy bank.Copy !req
103. I think they'veCopy !req
104. got it covered, Mom.Copy !req
105. All right. I'm in.Copy !req
106. It's gonna be weird not beingCopy !req
107. with our families on Christmas.Copy !req
108. I know. It feels...Copy !req
109. great!Copy !req
110. It's like allCopy !req
111. the ugliness and turmoilCopy !req
112. you always associateCopy !req
113. with Christmas is gone.Copy !req
114. My family!Copy !req
115. They are finally here!Copy !req
116. All the wayCopy !req
117. from Stuttgart!Copy !req
118. "Don't packCopy !req
119. your heavy clothes.Copy !req
120. It's not cold in the desert."Copy !req
121. I'm freezing off my ass!Copy !req
122. Stop whining! I alreadyCopy !req
123. have two children;Copy !req
124. I don't need a third!Copy !req
125. Oh, come on,Copy !req
126. you two.Copy !req
127. You're here now.Copy !req
128. Just enjoy.Copy !req
129. Oh, I forgot.Copy !req
130. Everything has to beCopy !req
131. perfect with Gretchen.Copy !req
132. Don't you raiseCopy !req
133. your voice to Gretchen.Copy !req
134. Anyone who isCopy !req
135. not an alcoholic,Copy !req
136. you accuse of beingCopy !req
137. a perfectionist.Copy !req
138. Hal and Sons.Copy !req
139. That means you,Copy !req
140. too, Jamie.Copy !req
141. I know it's justCopy !req
142. a crappy wooden sign, but...Copy !req
143. boys, I want you toCopy !req
144. know that this isCopy !req
145. the greatestCopy !req
146. day of my life.Copy !req
147. I'm so happyCopy !req
148. and proud of eachCopy !req
149. and every one of you,Copy !req
150. and I just want to make sureCopy !req
151. that you don't screw this up.Copy !req
152. We will haveCopy !req
153. so many precious memoriesCopy !req
154. together,Copy !req
155. as long as youCopy !req
156. don't give inCopy !req
157. to your worst instincts andCopy !req
158. do something really stupid.Copy !req
159. I just love youCopy !req
160. so much,Copy !req
161. and I want to keep loving you.Copy !req
162. Dad, stop worrying.Copy !req
163. We can do this.Copy !req
164. With what we spentCopy !req
165. on trees and truck rental,Copy !req
166. we'll be in profitCopy !req
167. once we sell tree 67.Copy !req
168. Then let's just sellCopy !req
169. that tree first.Copy !req
170. What are those tools for?Copy !req
171. Let me show you.Copy !req
172. These are for setting upCopy !req
173. the trees.Copy !req
174. First you useCopy !req
175. the radial saw to cut an inchCopy !req
176. off the bottom of the trunk.Copy !req
177. Then you use thisCopy !req
178. nail gun to stickCopy !req
179. the tree stand...Copy !req
180. Again, I am so proud of you boysCopy !req
181. and I don't wantCopy !req
182. to lose this feeling.Copy !req
183. I don't know why youCopy !req
184. won't let me help youCopy !req
185. with that, Lois.Copy !req
186. Craig, please,Copy !req
187. I really don't want you to.Copy !req
188. Why not?Copy !req
189. Because every timeCopy !req
190. you come in contactCopy !req
191. with me and my family,Copy !req
192. something horribleCopy !req
193. happens to you.Copy !req
194. I can't deal withCopy !req
195. the guilt anymore.Copy !req
196. I don't know whatCopy !req
197. you're talking about.Copy !req
198. Come on, if it weren't for us,Copy !req
199. you'd still have all your teeth;Copy !req
200. you wouldn't flinchCopy !req
201. every time you sawCopy !req
202. a ceiling fan;Copy !req
203. your car, it neverCopy !req
204. would have beenCopy !req
205. filled with bees.Copy !req
206. Coincidences.Copy !req
207. Craig, you broke your footCopy !req
208. looking up a phone numberCopy !req
209. for me.Copy !req
210. Please, Lois, it's Christmas.Copy !req
211. Here.Copy !req
212. Maybe you can fluff upCopy !req
213. the cotton on Santa's beard.Copy !req
214. Thank you.Copy !req
215. Ow! Oh!Copy !req
216. Well, I wish I could sayCopy !req
217. I was surprised.Copy !req
218. Okay.Copy !req
219. You're all set.Copy !req
220. Mister, is this tree dead?Copy !req
221. Well, of course not.Copy !req
222. We made sure we cutCopy !req
223. a fresh wound in the bottomCopy !req
224. of your treeCopy !req
225. so it could suck up water.Copy !req
226. That way, your treeCopy !req
227. is suspended in a netherworldCopy !req
228. between life and death,Copy !req
229. just waiting for youCopy !req
230. to open your presents.Copy !req
231. How many treesCopy !req
232. have we sold?Copy !req
233. Fifteen.Copy !req
234. Fifteen?Copy !req
235. We're not anywhereCopy !req
236. close to tree 67.Copy !req
237. I don't get it.Copy !req
238. We're in a good location.Copy !req
239. We've got greatCopy !req
240. looking trees.Copy !req
241. Excuse me.Copy !req
242. Hmm?Copy !req
243. How much are your trees?Copy !req
244. Six dollars a foot.Copy !req
245. Ah.Copy !req
246. What?Copy !req
247. Well, St. Mark's ChurchCopy !req
248. around the cornerCopy !req
249. marked their trees downCopy !req
250. to five dollars a foot,Copy !req
251. but they've got such long lines,Copy !req
252. I thought I'd try you guys.Copy !req
253. You believe that churchCopy !req
254. trying to undersell us?Copy !req
255. You don't see us offeringCopy !req
256. Mass at half price.Copy !req
257. Why don't we lower the priceCopy !req
258. on our trees?Copy !req
259. Like, down to, I don't know,Copy !req
260. $4.50 a foot?Copy !req
261. Then we average $31 a tree,Copy !req
262. and we still net... $3,457.Copy !req
263. We'll be profitable by—Copy !req
264. hang on— tree 91.Copy !req
265. Tree 91?Copy !req
266. Tree 91.Copy !req
267. Sir! Sir!Copy !req
268. Right this way.Copy !req
269. We've got a really nice...Copy !req
270. It's customaryCopy !req
271. to tie the tree to the roof.Copy !req
272. It's customary to tip the guyCopy !req
273. who tied it.Copy !req
274. All right!Copy !req
275. That was tree 79!Copy !req
276. We're very close!Copy !req
277. Boys,Copy !req
278. I love all of you.Copy !req
279. But this kid...Copy !req
280. It's just a tiny bite, right?Copy !req
281. He's going to be okay?Copy !req
282. Oh, absolutely.Copy !req
283. Of course, he'll haveCopy !req
284. to get rabies shots.Copy !req
285. Shots?Copy !req
286. Five injections,Copy !req
287. right in the belly.Copy !req
288. I had to get themCopy !req
289. when I was bittenCopy !req
290. by a skunk aCopy !req
291. few years ago.Copy !req
292. When they shoved that firstCopy !req
293. four-inch needleCopy !req
294. into my stomach, I feltCopy !req
295. like I'd been shot in the gut.Copy !req
296. By the timeCopy !req
297. they pulledCopy !req
298. the last needle out,Copy !req
299. I was on the floor,Copy !req
300. clutching a chair legCopy !req
301. and crying like a baby.Copy !req
302. Navy SealsCopy !req
303. trained me to dealCopy !req
304. with pain, but...Copy !req
305. nothing like that.Copy !req
306. Well, you can always tryCopy !req
307. to catch the squirrelCopy !req
308. and bring itCopy !req
309. to Animal Control.Copy !req
310. If they can confirmCopy !req
311. it doesn't have rabies,Copy !req
312. you could avoid the shots.Copy !req
313. No, I'll haveCopy !req
314. to take the shots.Copy !req
315. Otherwise Lois can't proveCopy !req
316. her point.Copy !req
317. Craig, listen to me.Copy !req
318. I am makingCopy !req
319. you this vow:Copy !req
320. I am going to findCopy !req
321. that squirrelCopy !req
322. and take itCopy !req
323. to Animal ControlCopy !req
324. and prove it doesn'tCopy !req
325. have rabies,Copy !req
326. so you do not haveCopy !req
327. to get those shots.Copy !req
328. You are not going to sufferCopy !req
329. ever again for having known me.Copy !req
330. Understand?Copy !req
331. You're on my foot.Copy !req
332. Oh. Sorry.Copy !req
333. They're still at it?Copy !req
334. Yeah. It's fascinating.Copy !req
335. I've had the same argumentCopy !req
336. a million times with my mom.Copy !req
337. Right now she's gonna say,Copy !req
338. "Don't take that tone with me,"Copy !req
339. and then he's gonnaCopy !req
340. start screaming.Copy !req
341. Now the father figureCopy !req
342. tries to make peace.Copy !req
343. And he gets his headCopy !req
344. chopped off.Copy !req
345. Oh, this is a good one.Copy !req
346. Jumping into someone else'sCopy !req
347. argument to settle an old score.Copy !req
348. They're like a primitiveCopy !req
349. version of my family.Copy !req
350. Take one step to your left.Copy !req
351. Why?Copy !req
352. Spooky.Copy !req
353. Okay, you're gettingCopy !req
354. seven dollars change, right?Copy !req
355. One and two and five.Copy !req
356. I hide the big bills whereCopy !req
357. no one's gonna go after them.Copy !req
358. I'll help you with that.Copy !req
359. Okay, that is, uh,Copy !req
360. tree 89!Copy !req
361. Boys, we are so close,Copy !req
362. I can taste it!Copy !req
363. You the guys trying to muscle inCopy !req
364. on the blessed church?Copy !req
365. I'm sorry, what'd you say?Copy !req
366. We're from St. Mark'sCopy !req
367. around the corner.Copy !req
368. You're underselling us,Copy !req
369. and we don't like it.Copy !req
370. So it's going to stop.Copy !req
371. We want you to close downCopy !req
372. your lot and leave. Now.Copy !req
373. During this holy season,Copy !req
374. it's best to giveCopy !req
375. our Heavenly SaviorCopy !req
376. what he wants.Copy !req
377. It might interest youCopy !req
378. to know that you're dealingCopy !req
379. with a bunchCopy !req
380. of godless heathens.Copy !req
381. Take your ghost storiesCopy !req
382. somewhere else.Copy !req
383. We'll give you 20 minutesCopy !req
384. to clear out,Copy !req
385. then we take mattersCopy !req
386. into our own hands.Copy !req
387. What's thatCopy !req
388. supposed to mean?Copy !req
389. Don't worry about it, Dad.Copy !req
390. They're priests.Copy !req
391. What are they gonna do?Copy !req
392. Just get in the carCopy !req
393. and lock the doors!Copy !req
394. Spare change,Copy !req
395. mister?Copy !req
396. Hey, mister!Copy !req
397. Come on!Copy !req
398. Does this lookCopy !req
399. infected to you?Copy !req
400. Excuse me,Copy !req
401. this is my tree.Copy !req
402. I already marked it,Copy !req
403. if you know what I mean.Copy !req
404. Wha...! Wait, no!Copy !req
405. What the hellCopy !req
406. do you think you're doing?Copy !req
407. Father McKluskyCopy !req
408. sends his regards.Copy !req
409. What are you talking about?Copy !req
410. He dropped by the soup kitchenCopy !req
411. and he suggested we come downCopy !req
412. here and share the magic.Copy !req
413. Cute kid.Copy !req
414. You want some homemade candy?Copy !req
415. Dad, everyone's leaving!Copy !req
416. Look... whatever St. Mark'sCopy !req
417. is giving you, we'll double it!Copy !req
418. You can doubleCopy !req
419. eternal salvation?Copy !req
420. Yes, I can.Copy !req
421. You're funny.Copy !req
422. So, you sellCopy !req
423. Christmas trees?Copy !req
424. I used to sellCopy !req
425. Christmas trees.Copy !req
426. Any luck?Copy !req
427. What do you think?Copy !req
428. No one's gonna let usCopy !req
429. set up our trees.Copy !req
430. Unbelievable.Copy !req
431. You'd think a cemeteryCopy !req
432. would be up for anythingCopy !req
433. that would lighten the mood.Copy !req
434. Hey, why don't we justCopy !req
435. drive aroundCopy !req
436. and sell the trees outCopy !req
437. of the back of the truck?Copy !req
438. Of course, we have to factor inCopy !req
439. the price of gas.Copy !req
440. Let's see, six miles a gallon,Copy !req
441. with gas selling at two...Copy !req
442. Malcolm, why don't you giveCopy !req
443. the genius thingCopy !req
444. a rest for a while?Copy !req
445. We were so close.Copy !req
446. 89 trees.Copy !req
447. Just two trees awayCopy !req
448. from being profitable.Copy !req
449. Story of my life.Copy !req
450. No matter what I do,Copy !req
451. no matter how hard I try,Copy !req
452. I'm always two trees away.Copy !req
453. We should just sell themCopy !req
454. out of our yard.Copy !req
455. Reese, this isCopy !req
456. a serious problem.Copy !req
457. Would you please just...?Copy !req
458. Oh, my God.Copy !req
459. That wasn't stupid.Copy !req
460. Reese, your loveCopy !req
461. for your fatherCopy !req
462. has focused your mindCopy !req
463. like a laser!Copy !req
464. Give him the hat.Copy !req
465. People, there is a squirrelCopy !req
466. somewhere inCopy !req
467. the store.Copy !req
468. He's very agile, elusive,Copy !req
469. and possibly rabid,Copy !req
470. but we will catch him.Copy !req
471. We have to.Copy !req
472. I've got a bad feelingCopy !req
473. about this, Lois.Copy !req
474. It's been too quietCopy !req
475. for too long.Copy !req
476. He's planning something.Copy !req
477. Yes, well, I brought inCopy !req
478. reinforcements, Ethan.Copy !req
479. Thanks forCopy !req
480. helping, guys.Copy !req
481. No problem.Copy !req
482. Our last job finished early,Copy !req
483. so we had some timeCopy !req
484. on our hands.Copy !req
485. All right then.Copy !req
486. Let's do this thing!Copy !req
487. You people are so great!Copy !req
488. I'm sorry I ateCopy !req
489. all your lunches in the fridge!Copy !req
490. You're out there.Copy !req
491. I know you're out there.Copy !req
492. Aisle 12!Copy !req
493. He's heading for the register!Copy !req
494. Don't let it get away!Copy !req
495. He's over there!Copy !req
496. Wait, he's headed forCopy !req
497. the front door!Copy !req
498. Watch out, he's got murderCopy !req
499. in his eyes!Copy !req
500. (cries):Copy !req
501. And a cute, fluffy tail.Copy !req
502. Checkmate, chipmunk.Copy !req
503. And three makes ten.Copy !req
504. Feliz Navidad.Copy !req
505. So, at $3.50 a foot,Copy !req
506. the profit tree is...Copy !req
507. 112.Copy !req
508. 112 isCopy !req
509. the profit tree.Copy !req
510. Say it with me, boys.Copy !req
511. "112 is the profit tree."Copy !req
512. Hal?Copy !req
513. Oh, hey, Phil.Copy !req
514. Merry Christmas.Copy !req
515. What the hell areCopy !req
516. you doing here?Copy !req
517. You don't have aCopy !req
518. permit to do this.Copy !req
519. Get these treesCopy !req
520. off your yard.Copy !req
521. Phil, please. I...Copy !req
522. Look, I know thisCopy !req
523. seems a little unusual,Copy !req
524. but I'm in kind of a jam.Copy !req
525. I was laid off,Copy !req
526. and I'm out of money.Copy !req
527. Come on, it's Christmas.Copy !req
528. I don't care.Copy !req
529. I hate you,Copy !req
530. and I always have.Copy !req
531. Phil, why don't youCopy !req
532. take a tree?Copy !req
533. On the house.Copy !req
534. Here.Copy !req
535. You're giving me this?Copy !req
536. I'll even flock itCopy !req
537. if you want.Copy !req
538. No, no. That's okay.Copy !req
539. So, we haveCopy !req
540. an understanding here?Copy !req
541. Yeah. We haveCopy !req
542. an understanding.Copy !req
543. You're gonna have to getCopy !req
544. these trees out of here.Copy !req
545. We received a complaint,Copy !req
546. and you don't have a permit.Copy !req
547. And he has too manyCopy !req
548. garbage cans.Copy !req
549. That's a fineable offense,Copy !req
550. isn't it?Copy !req
551. He can't complain.Copy !req
552. I bribed him with a tree!Copy !req
553. Sir, you can't haveCopy !req
554. a businessCopy !req
555. in your front yardCopy !req
556. without a permit.Copy !req
557. Officer, we've sunkCopy !req
558. all our money into this.Copy !req
559. We've just got to sellCopy !req
560. one more tree to break even.Copy !req
561. That's all I'm asking.Copy !req
562. One tree.Copy !req
563. Just let me sell one tree.Copy !req
564. Have you got a tree?Copy !req
565. Coming through.Copy !req
566. You.Copy !req
567. I was never atCopy !req
568. that dog show!Copy !req
569. And where wouldCopy !req
570. a high school kidCopy !req
571. get a spear gun, anyway?Copy !req
572. This is your son?Copy !req
573. Uh...Copy !req
574. Well, it depends onCopy !req
575. what you mean by "son."Copy !req
576. You got half an hourCopy !req
577. to get every single one of theseCopy !req
578. trees out of your yard.Copy !req
579. But we lost our truck!Copy !req
580. We don't have any placeCopy !req
581. to take them.Copy !req
582. That's not my problem.Copy !req
583. You get them out,Copy !req
584. or you'll be spending ChristmasCopy !req
585. in a jail cell.Copy !req
586. I can't take this.Copy !req
587. The yelling,Copy !req
588. the screaming...Copy !req
589. It's making me feel so...Copy !req
590. homesick.Copy !req
591. Me, too.Copy !req
592. My mom used to grabCopy !req
593. my dad's throat like that.Copy !req
594. I disownCopy !req
595. all of you!Copy !req
596. All of you!Copy !req
597. I never thought I wouldCopy !req
598. feel ashamed of being German.Copy !req
599. Huh. See? Huh?Copy !req
600. They're all gone.Copy !req
601. Are you happy now?Copy !req
602. Just remember,Copy !req
603. I'll be patrollingCopy !req
604. this block every 15 minutes.Copy !req
605. Merry Christmas.Copy !req
606. Merry Christmas.Copy !req
607. I want you to buy me out.Copy !req
608. No, Dewey, this is justCopy !req
609. a temporary setback.Copy !req
610. If you believe that,Copy !req
611. then buy me out.Copy !req
612. It's over, Dad.Copy !req
613. Over?Copy !req
614. We're only one tree away!Copy !req
615. Dad, we can't getCopy !req
616. the truck back.Copy !req
617. We can't useCopy !req
618. the front lawn.Copy !req
619. The cops areCopy !req
620. watching us.Copy !req
621. Face it, we've lost.Copy !req
622. So you're just going to letCopy !req
623. a little realityCopy !req
624. stop you, is that it?Copy !req
625. Boys, let me tell you something.Copy !req
626. The only way I've managedCopy !req
627. to get through my crappy lifeCopy !req
628. with any shred of self-worthCopy !req
629. is by living in denial.Copy !req
630. If I was going to let myselfCopy !req
631. get beaten by failure,Copy !req
632. I would've quitCopy !req
633. after one kid.Copy !req
634. You just got to keepCopy !req
635. holding out for a miracle.Copy !req
636. And if a miracle isn'tCopy !req
637. going to come at Christmas,Copy !req
638. then when is itCopy !req
639. going to come?Copy !req
640. See? There it is!Copy !req
641. Our Christmas miracle!Copy !req
642. I knew it!Copy !req
643. Hi.Copy !req
644. My kid found this cat.Copy !req
645. Is it yours?Copy !req
646. No. Would you like to buy aCopy !req
647. Christmas tree for ten dollars?Copy !req
648. No, we already have a tree.Copy !req
649. You got to help me out.Copy !req
650. I just yanked my boys backCopy !req
651. from the brink of despairCopy !req
652. and convinced them that lifeCopy !req
653. was worth living.Copy !req
654. If you walk away withoutCopy !req
655. handing me ten dollars,Copy !req
656. then their futuresCopy !req
657. aren't worth a damn.Copy !req
658. Now, I desperately needCopy !req
659. to teach themCopy !req
660. the value of perseverance,Copy !req
661. and you can help me.Copy !req
662. I don't think...Copy !req
663. I'll lick your shoes.Copy !req
664. Have you ever actually seenCopy !req
665. someone do that? I haven't.Copy !req
666. That's got to be worthCopy !req
667. ten dollars. I'll even...Copy !req
668. Here, take the money.Copy !req
669. Take it as farCopy !req
670. as the sidewalk.Copy !req
671. (loudly): Pleasure doingCopy !req
672. business with you, sir.Copy !req
673. See what happens whenCopy !req
674. you believe, boys?Copy !req
675. We are profitable!Copy !req
676. I'm just going to stopCopy !req
677. and get Dewey's hamster cage.Copy !req
678. That squirrel is chewingCopy !req
679. through the box.Copy !req
680. Do they really have to kill himCopy !req
681. to find out if he has rabies?Copy !req
682. Do you want the shots?Copy !req
683. Wait for me in heaven.Copy !req
684. Oh, my God!Copy !req
685. Honey, is that you?Copy !req
686. What is going on here?Copy !req
687. Good news. We did it!Copy !req
688. We made a profit.Copy !req
689. Really? How much?Copy !req
690. Numbers aren't important.Copy !req
691. A profit is a profit.Copy !req
692. Hey, look, a squirrel.Copy !req
693. What?Copy !req
694. There he goes!Copy !req
695. Squirrel. Gone.Copy !req
696. Craig, we will catch him.Copy !req
697. All right, here's the deal.Copy !req
698. This time, it's ten bucks eachCopy !req
699. and one item fromCopy !req
700. the medicine cabinet.Copy !req
701. It's gonna be tricky, fellas.Copy !req
702. We're on his turf now.Copy !req
703. Thanks for spending ChristmasCopy !req
704. with my relatives.Copy !req
705. And next yearCopy !req
706. we'll do my family.Copy !req
707. Marriage is all aboutCopy !req
708. compromise.Copy !req
709. You thinkCopy !req
710. this house is a pigsty?Copy !req
711. There, now it's a pigsty!Copy !req
712. Oh, you're real braveCopy !req
713. when I don't haveCopy !req
714. my leg strapped on!Copy !req
715. They're having all the fun.Copy !req
716. We should get in there.Copy !req
717. Let's do it.Copy !req
718. You know, I feel badCopy !req
719. for Gretchen and Otto.Copy !req
720. I hope I didn'tCopy !req
721. make things worse.Copy !req
722. Thank youCopy !req
723. for taking us in.Copy !req
724. It is nice being with a familyCopy !req
725. that gets along.Copy !req
726. Boy, you guysCopy !req
727. really gone outCopy !req
728. for this Christmas.Copy !req
729. It's even ChristmasCopy !req
730. in the bathroom!Copy !req
731. As Christmases go,Copy !req
732. this one was pretty good—Copy !req
733. nothing on fire,Copy !req
734. no arrests,Copy !req
735. and, hell,Copy !req
736. we even made a profit.Copy !req