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575. I'm just asking for
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577. Please.
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578. For your father and for me,
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579. just keep the smoking
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580. to yourself.
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581. Please.
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582. Yeah, okay.
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583. Wow, she's talking to me
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584. like a human being.
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585. This can't get
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586. any weirder.
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587. Thank you, Malcolm.
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588. Yes, it can.
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589. I can't believe
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590. I used to think
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591. that taking care
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592. of the baby was a chore.
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593. This class has
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594. really opened my eyes.
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595. Time.
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596. Aiden wins again.
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597. I knew I shouldn't let you have
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599. I'll pay you
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601. I got to go.
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602. You're not going
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603. to stick around
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605. Will you take a watch?
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606. Don't get too down about
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607. this probation thing.
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608. This job is mostly
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610. You know what's weird?
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611. You get used to thinking
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612. of a person as being
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613. so much more powerful
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614. than you,
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615. then something shifts and
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616. it becomes kind of awkward.
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617. Oh, my God, are you
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618. my boss now?
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619. What?
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620. This is so unfair.
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621. Year after year,
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622. why can't...
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623. It's nice to see one
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625. Why don't you
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626. take a load off.
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627. I'll go get you
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629. No worries, chief.
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630. Whoa.
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631. Malcolm.
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632. It's not what it looks like.
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633. Lois, sorry,
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634. are you in there?
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635. I'll explain later.
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636. I know exactly what this
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637. looks like to you,
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638. but I'm asking you for
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639. a little flexibility.
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640. Trust me.
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641. Lois, where's the...?
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642. What's going on here?
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643. Well, I'll have to
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644. write Malcolm up again.
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645. He's flattened
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646. another box
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647. outside of the box
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648. flattening area.
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649. The guys at work are great.
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650. I already have a nickname—
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652. The old Ten Fingers
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653. wasn't using it anymore.
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654. I'm proud of you, son.
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655. You're working now.
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656. I feel like I could
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657. talk to you, man to man.
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658. You know, about
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659. grown up things—
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660. expenses...
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662. Can I borrow
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663. some money from you?
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664. Yeah. How much do you need?
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665. Uh... how much do you have?
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666. Why don't you just tell me
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667. how much you need.
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668. 100... 2...
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669. and another 100.
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670. You might want to rinse off
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671. the bills in cold water.
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672. They stick together.
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673. It was so cool
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674. when that guy
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675. at the truck stop
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676. blew the smoke ring
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677. out of the hole in his throat.
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678. That was fun, wasn't it?
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679. How come you're the only good
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681. Why didn't any of it
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683. Dewey, would you cut it out?
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684. No, I mean it.
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685. You're such a good brother.
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686. I'll bet they didn't
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689. with Reese and Malcolm.
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690. I treated them like crap.
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691. Way worse than
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693. That's impossible.
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694. I tortured them all the time.
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695. I beat them up,
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698. You know that scar
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700. That's from a bayonet.
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701. Where did I even get a bayonet?
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702. But you couldn't have.
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703. The way they talk about you...
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705. Dewey, let me let you in
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707. Sometimes people love people
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708. for no reason.
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709. Like Whoopi Goldberg.
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710. Hmm.
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711. It's even weirder with brothers.
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712. So you're saying...
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713. I'm the only one
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714. you were ever nice to?
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715. Pretty much.
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716. You know, you have
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725. How is that fair?
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726. Yeah, you're right.
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727. Trying to impress
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729. Hey, Malcolm. Good news.
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731. of security told me
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733. cameras proved
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734. you didn't flatten
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735. that box on purpose.
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736. You're also using
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737. too much soap in the bathroom.
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738. Anyway, you're off probation.
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739. Wow, thanks for going
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741. What is your problem?
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742. My problem is, I have
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744. I thought I had
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745. this mother
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746. that was abrupt
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747. and short-tempered and rude,
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748. but who at least would stand up
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749. for what's right.
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750. That's not who you are.
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760. If this favor thing
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764. Why shouldn't I just tell Dad?
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767. How do you know?
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778. You're wondering
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781. Well... that's never
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783. That's just not
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784. the way
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786. You can move
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788. you can get married,
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790. you can even become
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797. for a few seconds?
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798. No, I'm okay.
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799. Look...
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