1. You're only going to takeCopy !req
2. off a quarter-inch on the sides,Copy !req
3. leave the topCopy !req
4. and just clean up the back.Copy !req
5. Reese, I've done thisCopy !req
6. a million times.Copy !req
7. Mom, look.Copy !req
8. I just rippedCopy !req
9. my brand-new shirtCopy !req
10. sneaking into the reservoir—Copy !req
11. that place you clearlyCopy !req
12. ordered me never to go.Copy !req
13. I don't know whyCopy !req
14. I do these thingsCopy !req
15. that are soCopy !req
16. infuriating to you,Copy !req
17. but the funny thing is,Copy !req
18. I don't even care.Copy !req
19. Damn it, Dewey,Copy !req
20. go to your room!Copy !req
21. Let's get thisCopy !req
22. over with!Copy !req
23. No, Mom! Count to ten!Copy !req
24. Count to ten!Copy !req
25. Tomorrow's Thanksgiving.Copy !req
26. I'll tell youCopy !req
27. what I'm thankful for.Copy !req
28. I finally made friendsCopy !req
29. with some normal kids at school.Copy !req
30. Normal kids.Copy !req
31. We've been hanging out hereCopy !req
32. all afternoon,Copy !req
33. and nobody's mentionedCopy !req
34. grass allergiesCopy !req
35. or pollen count.Copy !req
36. Malcolm, I never noticedCopy !req
37. what nice eyes you have.Copy !req
38. Really?Copy !req
39. Kirsten Stuart.Copy !req
40. I think she likes me,Copy !req
41. but I can never be sure.Copy !req
42. Yeah, I guessCopy !req
43. I was distractedCopy !req
44. by your freakishly large head.Copy !req
45. Mostly 'cause of stuffCopy !req
46. like that.Copy !req
47. Hey, guys, I've got to go.Copy !req
48. Hey, party at my house,Copy !req
49. Thanksgiving.Copy !req
50. Three cases of beer. No one'sCopy !req
51. leaving till their gone.Copy !req
52. Your parents are out of town?Copy !req
53. No.Copy !req
54. Oh, sweet. Yeah, of course.Copy !req
55. Cute butt.Copy !req
56. Why'd you haveCopy !req
57. to spoil it?Copy !req
58. I know what she's trying to do.Copy !req
59. She's trying to confuse me,Copy !req
60. throw me off balance.Copy !req
61. But you know what?Copy !req
62. It's not going...Copy !req
63. Reese!Copy !req
64. Grab an apron.Copy !req
65. It's 6:30 in the morning.Copy !req
66. Yes, I know.Copy !req
67. That meansCopy !req
68. I have exactly 12 hours leftCopy !req
69. to create the mostCopy !req
70. fantastic Thanksgiving feastCopy !req
71. in the historyCopy !req
72. of Thanksgiving feasts.Copy !req
73. What's with the sheets?Copy !req
74. I can't cook withCopy !req
75. distractions.Copy !req
76. I don't think that's...Copy !req
77. Dad, rememberCopy !req
78. the chocolate souffléCopy !req
79. I made for ThanksgivingCopy !req
80. two years ago?Copy !req
81. Oh, yeah. That was...Copy !req
82. Rat puke compared toCopy !req
83. what I have planned!Copy !req
84. The crepes I madeCopy !req
85. last Thanksgiving?Copy !req
86. Ooh, they were...Copy !req
87. Crap next to whatCopy !req
88. we're having tonight!Copy !req
89. Don't think ofCopy !req
90. this as a meal.Copy !req
91. This is going to be likeCopy !req
92. eating the Mona Lisa.Copy !req
93. Reese, I hardly thinkCopy !req
94. you can comp...Copy !req
95. Oh, my God.Copy !req
96. What do you need?Copy !req
97. Your mindless,Copy !req
98. robot-like obedienceCopy !req
99. to every demand I make—Copy !req
100. no matter how small.Copy !req
101. Plus, we get to eat anythingCopy !req
102. that falls on the floor.Copy !req
103. Ooh!Copy !req
104. I'm going over to Dylan's.Copy !req
105. I'll be back by dinner.Copy !req
106. Dylan— whom I've never metCopy !req
107. because you're afraidCopy !req
108. to have me find out what aCopy !req
109. bad choice he is as a friend?Copy !req
110. He's okay, Mom. There's going toCopy !req
111. be other kids from school there.Copy !req
112. It's sort of like a party.Copy !req
113. I really want to go.Copy !req
114. Well, your family is havingCopy !req
115. sort of like a party, too.Copy !req
116. It's called Thanksgiving.Copy !req
117. Now, it's true we'reCopy !req
118. not a bunch of friendsCopy !req
119. you just met last week.Copy !req
120. We're only the peopleCopy !req
121. who have sacrificed our livesCopy !req
122. for yearsCopy !req
123. so that you could have a home.Copy !req
124. I'll only be goneCopy !req
125. a couple hours, okay?Copy !req
126. You mean like the coupleCopy !req
127. of hours you were jammedCopy !req
128. half-in and half-out of meCopy !req
129. when you were being born?Copy !req
130. Half an hour?Copy !req
131. I just don't understandCopy !req
132. what is so horribleCopy !req
133. about our family.Copy !req
134. Yes, she does.Copy !req
135. I mean, why on earthCopy !req
136. would you preferCopy !req
137. to be somewhere elseCopy !req
138. for Thanksgiving?Copy !req
139. I love her!Copy !req
140. And if the two of youCopy !req
141. are too dead insideCopy !req
142. to understand what that means,Copy !req
143. then I just pity you.Copy !req
144. (voice breaking):Copy !req
145. No, no, Dad, I understand.Copy !req
146. When you get a new toothbrushCopy !req
147. and you want to break it in...Copy !req
148. Go ahead and say it, Lois.Copy !req
149. Well, happy Thanksgiving.Copy !req
150. I'll just go over thereCopy !req
151. and tell them I'm not coming.Copy !req
152. Do whatever you want.Copy !req
153. Even though yourCopy !req
154. brother hasCopy !req
155. traveled hundredsCopy !req
156. of miles with her.Copy !req
157. Piama.Copy !req
158. I know her name.Copy !req
159. Your family is going to be here,Copy !req
160. and we are goingCopy !req
161. to have a lovely Thanksgiving.Copy !req
162. I will not keepCopy !req
163. my voice down!Copy !req
164. What, you think they won't knowCopy !req
165. in, like, five minutesCopy !req
166. that we're getting a divorce?Copy !req
167. Sorry, we're havingCopy !req
168. some problems.Copy !req
169. Having some problems?Copy !req
170. Is that what youCopy !req
171. call finding outCopy !req
172. that all the love thatCopy !req
173. we shared was a lie?Copy !req
174. Hi, Mom.Copy !req
175. Malcolm, you better goCopy !req
176. get your father.Copy !req
177. Malcolm!Copy !req
178. This party's pretty cool.Copy !req
179. And, you know,Copy !req
180. I think I've figuredCopy !req
181. Kirsten out.Copy !req
182. It's more of a friend-brotherCopy !req
183. kind of thing.Copy !req
184. It's not really sexual.Copy !req
185. Then again...Copy !req
186. Beer man.Copy !req
187. My stepdad drinks so much,Copy !req
188. he never counts it.Copy !req
189. Malcolm?Copy !req
190. Yeah, sure.Copy !req
191. Yeah, sure.Copy !req
192. Hey, guys, how's it going?Copy !req
193. I need something to warm upCopy !req
194. that Arctic windCopy !req
195. she's blowing up there.Copy !req
196. No offense to your mother.Copy !req
197. I love her very much.Copy !req
198. It's cool, Art.Copy !req
199. All right. You kids have fun.Copy !req
200. Somebody drop a beer?Copy !req
201. Sorry.Copy !req
202. My parents areCopy !req
203. a little less casualCopy !req
204. about the whole beer thing.Copy !req
205. I bet you kissCopy !req
206. like a nine-year-old.Copy !req
207. What?Copy !req
208. What?Copy !req
209. Okay, this one I do knowCopy !req
210. what she was doing.Copy !req
211. It was a total come-on.Copy !req
212. I'll show herCopy !req
213. how a nine-year-old can kiss.Copy !req
214. Hey.Copy !req
215. Don't tell me not to cry!Copy !req
216. Maybe my tearsCopy !req
217. will make an oceanCopy !req
218. and you can sail offCopy !req
219. on a boatCopy !req
220. to a new life without me!Copy !req
221. How did this happen?Copy !req
222. It's terrible.Copy !req
223. What's that look, Hal?Copy !req
224. Come on, Lois.Copy !req
225. You've been tryingCopy !req
226. to undercut this relationshipCopy !req
227. from the start.Copy !req
228. And now all of a sudden,Copy !req
229. they're getting a divorceCopy !req
230. and you had nothingCopy !req
231. to do with it?Copy !req
232. Please. You really thinkCopy !req
233. I have that much powerCopy !req
234. to orchestrate people's livesCopy !req
235. besides yours?Copy !req
236. All I know is thatCopy !req
237. our son is talkingCopy !req
238. about ending his marriage—Copy !req
239. a marriage whichCopy !req
240. you never supported.Copy !req
241. Hal, that's ridiculous.Copy !req
242. Fine, fine.Copy !req
243. You want me to goCopy !req
244. talk to Francis?Copy !req
245. Yes. No!Copy !req
246. No, no, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
247. This is some way for youCopy !req
248. to try to work out your agenda.Copy !req
249. Fine. I will not sayCopy !req
250. a word to either one of 'em.Copy !req
251. Good.Copy !req
252. Wait.Copy !req
253. You won't say anything,Copy !req
254. which means you're justCopy !req
255. going to letCopy !req
256. this whole thingCopy !req
257. fall apart.Copy !req
258. Oh, I see your game, Lois.Copy !req
259. Hal, what is itCopy !req
260. you want me to do?Copy !req
261. No, no, you are not dragging meCopy !req
262. into your little MachiavellianCopy !req
263. schemes, thank you very much.Copy !req
264. No, you spun theseCopy !req
265. tangled webs yourself, Lois.Copy !req
266. You get yourself out.Copy !req
267. See?Copy !req
268. The real balsamicCopy !req
269. has a smoother mouth feel.Copy !req
270. Good, you're back.Copy !req
271. I'm going to start preppingCopy !req
272. the herbs de ProvenceCopy !req
273. and sautéing the mushrooms.Copy !req
274. I need you to scrub theseCopy !req
275. pots and pans again.Copy !req
276. What?Copy !req
277. No, I just finished those.Copy !req
278. Dad, look at this.Copy !req
279. The stubborn patinaCopy !req
280. of tuna casserole,Copy !req
281. or enchilada loaf,Copy !req
282. or whatever in God's nameCopy !req
283. this greasy spoon churns outCopy !req
284. night after soul-killing night.Copy !req
285. But not tonight.Copy !req
286. Tonight we goCopy !req
287. for greatness.Copy !req
288. Are you with me, Dad?Copy !req
289. No!Copy !req
290. This pot is clean enough, Reese.Copy !req
291. No one will taste this.Copy !req
292. All right, then.Copy !req
293. I guess no one willCopy !req
294. ever taste this!Copy !req
295. Oh, my God.Copy !req
296. Dewey, I need you toCopy !req
297. do something for me.Copy !req
298. No. No more.Copy !req
299. I'm sick of this.Copy !req
300. If I have to sculptCopy !req
301. another radishCopy !req
302. or de-vein another prawn...Copy !req
303. Dewey, do you trust me?Copy !req
304. No.Copy !req
305. Do you fear me?Copy !req
306. No. Not in the long run.Copy !req
307. Come on, Dewey.Copy !req
308. It's just a coupleCopy !req
309. of things I needCopy !req
310. that I couldn't getCopy !req
311. Dad to spring for.Copy !req
312. So here's $80 fromCopy !req
313. Dad's wallet.Copy !req
314. The items on thisCopy !req
315. list cost $240,Copy !req
316. so you'll have toCopy !req
317. turn on the cute.Copy !req
318. Can you handle it?Copy !req
319. I keep whatever's left over?Copy !req
320. Deal.Copy !req
321. Mom, can I talk to you?Copy !req
322. No, honey, please.Copy !req
323. Don't talk to me about this.Copy !req
324. No matter what I say,Copy !req
325. I'm going to be blamed.Copy !req
326. This is for you to workCopy !req
327. out with that woman.Copy !req
328. Piama.Copy !req
329. I know her name.Copy !req
330. Could you just listenCopy !req
331. to me for a second?Copy !req
332. If Piama and I ever wereCopy !req
333. to get a divorce...Copy !req
334. Francis, don't evenCopy !req
335. talk like that.Copy !req
336. I mean it.Copy !req
337. You really shouldn't.Copy !req
338. What were you going to say?Copy !req
339. If we ever were to split up,Copy !req
340. could I stay here for a while?Copy !req
341. God, Francis, I hate toCopy !req
342. even think of such a thing.Copy !req
343. But, yes, if such a terribleCopy !req
344. thing were to happen,Copy !req
345. of course, we'dCopy !req
346. be here for you.Copy !req
347. Thanks, Mom.Copy !req
348. I mean, it wasCopy !req
349. a stupid fight, I guess,Copy !req
350. but it was emblematicCopy !req
351. of everything that was badCopy !req
352. with the relationship.Copy !req
353. I mean, there are principles.Copy !req
354. Principles are important.Copy !req
355. I know. I mean, so whatCopy !req
356. if I'd had a couple beers?Copy !req
357. How does it look in front ofCopy !req
358. the guys if the woman's driving?Copy !req
359. What?Copy !req
360. She didn't careCopy !req
361. about my feelings at all.Copy !req
362. What?Copy !req
363. What?Copy !req
364. Of all the idiotic,Copy !req
365. asinine thingsCopy !req
366. you have ever said, Francis,Copy !req
367. this has got to beCopy !req
368. one of the worst!Copy !req
369. I thought you were on my side.Copy !req
370. You don't have a side!Copy !req
371. Now, you are going to go andCopy !req
372. apologize to that woman.Copy !req
373. You are going to tellCopy !req
374. her that you are wrongCopy !req
375. and she is absolutelyCopy !req
376. blameless.Copy !req
377. You really...?Copy !req
378. Go!Copy !req
379. Okay, okay.Copy !req
380. Yes, he is an idiot.Copy !req
381. Okay, Dad, get the bird.Copy !req
382. Here.Copy !req
383. What, this isCopy !req
384. the turkey you got?Copy !req
385. It's perfect.Copy !req
386. It's really small.Copy !req
387. Well, if it wereCopy !req
388. any bigger,Copy !req
389. it wouldn't be ableCopy !req
390. to fit inside of this!Copy !req
391. What? Y-You're goingCopy !req
392. to put our dinnerCopy !req
393. inside that monster?Copy !req
394. It's a monkfish.Copy !req
395. The juices of the monkfishCopy !req
396. will baste the turkey.Copy !req
397. The flavor from the turkeyCopy !req
398. will saturate the fish,Copy !req
399. both melding intoCopy !req
400. one fantastic dish.Copy !req
401. Reese, this doesn't seemCopy !req
402. like a good idea.Copy !req
403. I don't know, Dad.Copy !req
404. Maybe you're right.Copy !req
405. Maybe I have no ideaCopy !req
406. what I'm talking about.Copy !req
407. Oh! Mmm!Copy !req
408. You know,Copy !req
409. that really shouldn't work.Copy !req
410. Listen, my ugly beauty.Copy !req
411. Yesterday youCopy !req
412. were sucking scumCopy !req
413. off the bottomCopy !req
414. of the sea.Copy !req
415. Tonight you're going toCopy !req
416. tango with the gods.Copy !req
417. Yes, master, I will beCopy !req
418. delicious for you.Copy !req
419. Okay, things have definitelyCopy !req
420. been going better.Copy !req
421. I'm absolutely more or less sureCopy !req
422. she might like me...Copy !req
423. I think.Copy !req
424. Looks like you're behindCopy !req
425. the proverbial eight ball.Copy !req
426. Oh, geez, "proverbial?"Copy !req
427. Maybe she didn't notice.Copy !req
428. Malcolm, can youCopy !req
429. hand me the chalk?Copy !req
430. It's right there nextCopy !req
431. to the proverbial cheese dip.Copy !req
432. Okay, okay.Copy !req
433. I know it wasCopy !req
434. a little stilted.Copy !req
435. No, I thought it was rightCopy !req
436. on the proverbial money.Copy !req
437. All right.Copy !req
438. Sorry. Did I hitCopy !req
439. the proverbial sore spot?Copy !req
440. You know, you may thinkCopy !req
441. that's flirting, but it's not.Copy !req
442. It's just hostility.Copy !req
443. No, I-I'm pretty sureCopy !req
444. it's flirting.Copy !req
445. Really?Copy !req
446. I guess I'm not as goodCopy !req
447. at this as I thought.Copy !req
448. Before we're old?Copy !req
449. Son, these trufflesCopy !req
450. are really expensive.Copy !req
451. And if you lost your money,Copy !req
452. it's really not my problem.Copy !req
453. But... (coughs)Copy !req
454. they told meCopy !req
455. to get truffles.Copy !req
456. I don't knowCopy !req
457. why, but...Copy !req
458. my parents tell meCopy !req
459. this is going to beCopy !req
460. a very special Thanksgiving.Copy !req
461. (choking up):Copy !req
462. My boss is a jackass anyway.Copy !req
463. Thank... (coughs) ... you.Copy !req
464. I saw you talkingCopy !req
465. to Francis, Lois.Copy !req
466. You couldn't stay outCopy !req
467. of it, could you?Copy !req
468. You had toCopy !req
469. drive a wedge.Copy !req
470. Hal, I told himCopy !req
471. that Piama was rightCopy !req
472. and that he hasCopy !req
473. to apologize to her.Copy !req
474. Okay.Copy !req
475. I'm not smart enoughCopy !req
476. to figure out what you're up to,Copy !req
477. but when something badCopy !req
478. happens, I am blaming you.Copy !req
479. Dad, what are these?Copy !req
480. Minced onions.Copy !req
481. Minced?Copy !req
482. I specificallyCopy !req
483. asked for diced!Copy !req
484. Come on, Dad!Copy !req
485. Don't take that toneCopy !req
486. with me, Reese.Copy !req
487. This isn't fun.Copy !req
488. Fun? No, Dewey,Copy !req
489. this is not fun.Copy !req
490. Neither one of youCopy !req
491. seems to understand.Copy !req
492. We are not playing games here.Copy !req
493. There are lives at stake.Copy !req
494. No, there aren't.Copy !req
495. Okay, but it's very important.Copy !req
496. We're creating somethingCopy !req
497. special, something great...Copy !req
498. something beautiful.Copy !req
499. Why is my walletCopy !req
500. in my other pocket?Copy !req
501. Can we stay focused, Dad?Copy !req
502. There was $80 in here.Copy !req
503. I had to!Copy !req
504. The cheese course was a joke.Copy !req
505. Reese, you areCopy !req
506. in big trouble.Copy !req
507. And you know what?Copy !req
508. I have had it with this.Copy !req
509. I'm through!Copy !req
510. With the helping part.Copy !req
511. I'm still doingCopy !req
512. the eating part.Copy !req
513. Fine, go.Copy !req
514. I don't need you.Copy !req
515. I still have Dewey.Copy !req
516. He's twice the assistantCopy !req
517. entremetier that you'll ever be!Copy !req
518. Why haven'tCopy !req
519. you talked to her yet?Copy !req
520. She won't let me.Copy !req
521. Every time I go near her,Copy !req
522. she walks out of the room.Copy !req
523. Piama... I knowCopy !req
524. that you and I haveCopy !req
525. had our differences...Copy !req
526. Oh, you mean the cold,Copy !req
527. uncomfortable silencesCopy !req
528. broken by the occasionalCopy !req
529. veiled insult?Copy !req
530. I'm not sure I wouldCopy !req
531. have put it like that.Copy !req
532. Look.Copy !req
533. Here's what I want to say.Copy !req
534. I believe in marriage.Copy !req
535. I believe in every marriage.Copy !req
536. And I think if you justCopy !req
537. listen to Francis,Copy !req
538. you'll likeCopy !req
539. what you hear.Copy !req
540. Fine.Copy !req
541. Francis.Copy !req
542. I'll just leaveCopy !req
543. you two to talk.Copy !req
544. You know what?Copy !req
545. I didn't want to butt in,Copy !req
546. but I'm glad I did.Copy !req
547. What did you do, Lois?Copy !req
548. I talked to Piama.Copy !req
549. At least she seemedCopy !req
550. interested in listeningCopy !req
551. to what Francis had to say.Copy !req
552. He's going to tell her exactlyCopy !req
553. what I told him to say.Copy !req
554. What business is it of yoursCopy !req
555. if I don't want to wearCopy !req
556. thong underpants?Copy !req
557. What?Copy !req
558. Piama, I didn't get to finish.Copy !req
559. See what happens, Lois?Copy !req
560. I don't care what shapeCopy !req
561. we cut the mushrooms! I quit!Copy !req
562. This is why you're alwaysCopy !req
563. going to be a little manCopy !req
564. living in a little world!Copy !req
565. I don't need you!Copy !req
566. I don't need anyone!Copy !req
567. This is the worstCopy !req
568. Thanksgiving ever!Copy !req
569. This is the bestCopy !req
570. Thanksgiving ever.Copy !req
571. I'm going to memorize thisCopy !req
572. moment so I never forget it.Copy !req
573. This is the bestCopy !req
574. Thanksgiving ever.Copy !req
575. I'm going to memorize thisCopy !req
576. moment so I never forget it.Copy !req
577. Where is everybody?Copy !req
578. Fireworks?Copy !req
579. Bastards.Copy !req
580. No one came and got us.Copy !req
581. Well, the hell with them.Copy !req
582. Let me do the talking.Copy !req
583. Good evening to you, sir.Copy !req
584. Oh, hi.Copy !req
585. Where is everyone?Copy !req
586. Studying. Probably.Copy !req
587. That would be my guess.Copy !req
588. What, is he asleep?Copy !req
589. I think he ateCopy !req
590. too much turkey.Copy !req
591. All that kryptonite...Copy !req
592. There's pie upstairs.Copy !req
593. Thank you.Copy !req
594. That's a very generous offer.Copy !req
595. I know the pilgrims,Copy !req
596. you know, facing thatCopy !req
597. first bitter cold winter,Copy !req
598. Malcolm, he's gone.Copy !req
599. really would haveCopy !req
600. appreciated a little bitCopy !req
601. of pie. That might... Ow!Copy !req
602. I think I'm getting betterCopy !req
603. at reading her signals.Copy !req
604. Are you okay?Copy !req
605. Come on... let's do it.Copy !req
606. You gonna?Copy !req
607. I got to go.Copy !req
608. My brother will kickCopy !req
609. your ass if you tell.Copy !req
610. What is allCopy !req
611. this stuff?Copy !req
612. Piama, good, I need you.Copy !req
613. Here, stir this pot.Copy !req
614. All right, all right.Copy !req
615. I just have to stuffCopy !req
616. the acorn squash ringsCopy !req
617. with roasted pepperCopy !req
618. and polenta,Copy !req
619. sear the scallops with...Copy !req
620. The monkfish!Copy !req
621. Where are the oven mitts?Copy !req
622. You want meCopy !req
623. to look?Copy !req
624. No, keep stirring.Copy !req
625. No place mats, no tea towels...Copy !req
626. I need something.Copy !req
627. I'll get a towelCopy !req
628. from the bathroom.Copy !req
629. No, there's not enough time!Copy !req
630. It has to come outCopy !req
631. at exactly 5:38.Copy !req
632. Not 5:37, not 5:39.Copy !req
633. What are youCopy !req
634. going to do?Copy !req
635. There's only one thing I can do.Copy !req
636. Reese, no!Copy !req
637. Yes!Copy !req
638. Clear me a space!Copy !req
639. Where?Copy !req
640. Move the oven mitts!Copy !req
641. Where is Malcolm?Copy !req
642. He knows he'sCopy !req
643. supposed to be here.Copy !req
644. This is Thanksgiving.Copy !req
645. Yeah...Copy !req
646. he certainlyCopy !req
647. wouldn't want to miss this.Copy !req
648. Well, I've done it.Copy !req
649. The feast is about to start.Copy !req
650. It's about time.Copy !req
651. I'm not even hungry.Copy !req
652. Can I be excused?Copy !req
653. Oh, my...Copy !req
654. Wow.Copy !req
655. Mmm...Copy !req
656. Wow.Copy !req
657. Oh!Copy !req
658. The turkey monkfish.Copy !req
659. I'll say grace.Copy !req
660. Thank you, Lord,Copy !req
661. for giving me the talentCopy !req
662. to express my love for my familyCopy !req
663. in the only way I know how.Copy !req
664. Amen.Copy !req
665. Amen.Copy !req
666. Hey, party people.Copy !req
667. Oh, my God,Copy !req
668. you're drunk!Copy !req
669. What on earth is wrong with you?Copy !req
670. I will tell you what isCopy !req
671. wrong with me, on earth.Copy !req
672. The reason why I drankCopy !req
673. is because I'm a coward,Copy !req
674. and probably gay.Copy !req
675. I let a perfectCopy !req
676. opportunityCopy !req
677. just slip right through myCopy !req
678. fingers, and, you know,Copy !req
679. I thoughtCopy !req
680. I'd cap it offCopy !req
681. by gettingCopy !req
682. stinking drunk.Copy !req
683. What do you think of yourCopy !req
684. golden boy now, Mom?Copy !req
685. What "golden boy"?Copy !req
686. Get in your room!Copy !req
687. I'll deal with you later.Copy !req
688. I will go to my roomCopy !req
689. when I am finishedCopy !req
690. with what I have to say.Copy !req
691. Hey, come on.Copy !req
692. Some of the shrimpCopy !req
693. is still good.Copy !req
694. I just left her there onCopy !req
695. the floor and staggered home.Copy !req
696. To shower usCopy !req
697. with affection.Copy !req
698. Yeah.Copy !req
699. Well, it's nothingCopy !req
700. to be ashamed of.Copy !req
701. I mean, sure, the distanceCopy !req
702. wasn't much of a factor,Copy !req
703. but the volume was impressive.Copy !req
704. So you going to seeCopy !req
705. this girl again?Copy !req
706. Are you kidding?Copy !req
707. I can't believe it.Copy !req
708. We were alone.Copy !req
709. She wanted to do it.Copy !req
710. I was right there.Copy !req
711. How could I haveCopy !req
712. chickened out?Copy !req
713. Dude, you didn't takeCopy !req
714. advantage of a drunk chick.Copy !req
715. Mom must be slipping.Copy !req
716. All I got was no TV,Copy !req
717. video games or computer.Copy !req
718. I have to clean allCopy !req
719. the kitchen and bathroom tileCopy !req
720. with a toothbrush,Copy !req
721. wash every window in the houseCopy !req
722. and change Jamie's diaperCopy !req
723. for the next six months, but...Copy !req
724. No, you got, like,Copy !req
725. nine other thingsCopy !req
726. after you passed out.Copy !req
727. You have gotCopy !req
728. to do something, Lois.Copy !req
729. Piama just asked me forCopy !req
730. a ride to the bus station.Copy !req
731. I thought you didn'tCopy !req
732. want me to interfere.Copy !req
733. Okay, I take backCopy !req
734. everything I said.Copy !req
735. You can interfere as muchCopy !req
736. as you want— just fix it!Copy !req
737. Well...Copy !req
738. I'm ready.Copy !req
739. Piama, there's just oneCopy !req
740. thing I want to say.Copy !req
741. I know that breakingCopy !req
742. up is painful,Copy !req
743. but I think in the long run,Copy !req
744. you'll find it's for the best.Copy !req
745. For the best?Copy !req
746. Well, Francis,Copy !req
747. let's be serious.Copy !req
748. This marriage neverCopy !req
749. had a chance.Copy !req
750. I just thinkCopy !req
751. that you'll beCopy !req
752. better friends onceCopy !req
753. you're divorced.Copy !req
754. Who said we'reCopy !req
755. getting divorced?Copy !req
756. I love Francis!Copy !req
757. You can't stand toCopy !req
758. see anyone happy,Copy !req
759. can you, Mom?Copy !req
760. Come on, honey,Copy !req
761. let's go get my things.Copy !req
762. They're out in the trash.Copy !req
763. Sorry, honey.Copy !req
764. That's okay, sweetie.Copy !req
765. Once again,Copy !req
766. you've underestimated us.Copy !req
767. We're not the littleCopy !req
768. dancing monkeysCopy !req
769. you thought we were.Copy !req
770. Thanks, honey.Copy !req