Malcolm in the Middle 1x6

Directed by Ken Kwapis

Scotch Ellis Loring as Photographer • Karim Prince as Stanley • Sheff Otis as Stevenson • Chad Brannon as Cadet • Nick Gaza as Security Guard

Malcolm sleeps over at Stevie's house and, appalled at his over-protected lifestyle, persuades him to sneak out to a strange, late-night escapade. Francis deals with hazing at military school. Reese tries to prove he's man enough to watch a scary movie.

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1. Squeeze in.

2. Little closer together.

3. Chins up like baby

4. birds. Lovely.

5. Move.

6. Shut up.

7. Stop touching me.

8. I'm not touching you.

9. I was clipping

10. on my tie.

11. While you were

12. touching me.

13. Stop it.

14. Why do we have

15. to do this?

16. Because we don't have a single

17. picture of us all together.

18. That's ridiculous.

19. We're a family— we should have

20. a family portrait.

21. Well, Francis

22. isn't here.

23. Well, I'm not gonna cough up

24. 200 bucks to fly him in

25. for one silly picture.

26. Where's Dewey?

27. Dewey, get out of there—

28. that's not your family.

29. You sure you want "autumn

30. leaves" as a backdrop?

31. Yes.

32. You didn't even look

33. at "happy windmills."

34. It's more colorful.

35. "Space shuttle."

36. Next.

37. Come on, let's go.

38. I have a coupon here for one

39. eight-by-ten and two wallet size

40. for $9.99, and

41. that's what I want.

42. I don't want the "golden

43. moments" collection.

44. I don't want the "family

45. and friends" collection.

46. I don't want the

47. "lifetime of love."

48. I want one eight-by-ten and

49. two wallet size for $9.99.

50. Fine. We have an installment

51. plan if that would help.

52. I brought a picture

53. of Francis.

54. He's gonna be

55. in the portrait.

56. Cool.

57. I'll hold it.

58. No, I'm gonna

59. hold it.

60. Let go.

61. I'm gonna hold it.

62. Come on.

63. Dewey, pants on, mister.

64. I'm sorry, but this

65. coupon's expired.

66. What?

67. It's expired.

68. What you want will

69. run you $39.50.

70. Ooh, "lonely beach."

71. We're kind of the "lonely

72. beach" family, right?

73. Hal.

74. But for another $5.00, you can

75. have the instant memory set.

76. That comes with double

77. exposure silhouettes

78. for the grandparents.

79. Look, could you please just do

80. what I'm asking you to...

81. I'm older!

82. It was my idea!

83. That is it!

84. Get up!

85. Get back!

86. Come here!

87. Go there!

88. Okay.

89. We are gonna take

90. this picture,

91. and it is gonna be good.

92. And that means no faces,

93. no tongues,

94. no crossed eyes,

95. no bunny ears.

96. We are gonna smile.

97. We are gonna look good.

98. It is gonna

99. cost us $9.99.

100. And all of this is

101. gonna happen

102. by the time

103. I count to three.

104. One, two, three.

105. Hello.

106. Hello?

107. Listen, pervert, this is

108. the third time you've called,

109. and I have just about had it...

110. Is Malcolm...

111. there?

112. Oh. Hi, Stevie.

113. Sorry, uh...

114. Malcolm, phone!

115. Hey, Stevie.

116. You're coming... tonight?

117. Yeah.

118. And sleeping... over?

119. It's a sleepover, Stevie—

120. that's what you do.

121. I'm just... excited.

122. Never... had one.

123. We can...

124. read comics...

125. and build...

126. models.

127. Stevie, I never thought I'd

128. say this, but slow down.

129. Ha... ha.

130. Forty-one.

131. Forty-two.

132. Forty-three.

133. Okay, stop,

134. I can't do anymore.

135. You think later on,

136. you can manage to stand

137. on my stomach

138. while I do sit-ups?

139. Ugh, just give me

140. a minute, okay?

141. Finley, what are you doing

142. in the cupboard?

143. Poquito cabeza.

144. Get out of there, man.

145. I can't— I've been marked by

146. the brothers of the apocalypse.

147. Poquito cabeza.

148. Brothers of the apocalypse?

149. It's ridiculous.

150. It's five seniors

151. with limited imaginations.

152. Oh, yeah, that's

153. easy for you to say.

154. You've got Stanley

155. protecting you.

156. And you're not holding

157. poquito cabeza.

158. Would you stop saying

159. poquito cabeza?

160. I can't.

161. And I'm not

162. coming out.

163. Oh, could you turn

164. in my math homework?

165. These guys are so lame.

166. Amateurs.

167. Poor Finley.

168. He's good at math, right?

169. Finley, boom-ba-yay,

170. Finley,

171. boom-ba-yay,

172. Finley, boom-ba-yay,

173. Finley, boom-ba-yay,

174. Finley, boom-ba-yay...

175. No!

176. Finley,

177. boom-ba-yay,

178. No! No, please!

179. Finley, boom-ba-yay,

180. Somebody help me. No.

181. Finley, boom-ba-yay,

182. Finley, boom...

183. Please, no.

184. Some... Somebody.

185. Stop.

186. Froot Loops.

187. Finley, boom-ba-yay,

188. Oh, please, please.

189. Finley, boom-ba-yay,

190. Help me! Help me!

191. Finley, boom-ba-yay...

192. No...!

193. Hey, Mom, I'm going to Stevie's.

194. You be nice to that boy.

195. He can't walk.

196. If he's got to go

197. to the bathroom

198. in the middle of the night,

199. you get up and you help him.

200. Yes! There's a Chucky

201. movie on tonight.

202. Not in this house.

203. You know how your father feels

204. about evil puppet movies.

205. Please, Mom.

206. It's not even

207. a school night.

208. I can stay up.

209. You really think

210. you're old enough?

211. I totally am.

212. Well, if you

213. really think so.

214. Aw, Mom, no fair.

215. What's the matter?

216. Afraid you can't

217. beat your mommy?

218. She's just a person,

219. she's just a person.

220. (feigning fear):

221. Oh, no.

222. He's finally

223. going to win.

224. What's he playing

225. for tonight?

226. Bedtime and a

227. Chucky movie.

228. Stop screwing around

229. and pin him.

230. Oh, you'll have to forgive

231. the mess, Malcolm.

232. Mmm, when our Stevie enters a

233. room, it's like a typhoon hit.

234. Well, uh, we'll

235. leave you alone.

236. Check it out, Stevie.

237. The T. rex is three feet

238. tall with a movable jaw.

239. Red paint for blood.

240. This is so cool.

241. I heard screaming.

242. Yeah.

243. I said, "This

244. is so cool."

245. Is that a switchblade?

246. It's an

247. X-Acto knife.

248. To cut the pieces apart.

249. I use it all the time.

250. Oh, my goodness.

251. Well, we'll lock this up

252. with the scissors.

253. How about a puzzle?

254. Stevie, it's been a long time

255. since you did

256. the Arc de Triomphe.

257. We'll just give that back

258. when you go home.

259. Hmm.

260. Puzzles are... fun.

261. You think we can

262. order some pizza?

263. Mom's... making...

264. pizza.

265. Cheeseless...

266. sauceless... pizza.

267. That's just bread.

268. Pizza... bread.

269. Wise poquito cabeza.

270. Who shall your next victim be?

271. I am so sick

272. of these guys.

273. What's that?

274. You're not sure?

275. I think we have a winner.

276. You are cordially invited

277. to attend...

278. Hey!

279. I don't have a

280. problem with you.

281. Francis.

282. Look, Stevenson,

283. this place is

284. horrible enough,

285. so the poquito cabeza

286. thing stops now, okay?

287. Just stop...

288. Just stop.

289. Just stop packing.

290. You were

291. protecting me.

292. I mean, I know we don't have,

293. like, a formal agreement

294. or anything, but my act

295. of courage was kind of dependent

296. on your role

297. as my bodyguard.

298. I'm sorry, Francis.

299. You're sorry?

300. Do you have any idea what

301. these guys are gonna do to me?

302. Four words.

303. Nana has a fever.

304. End of discussion.

305. So what am I

306. supposed to do?

307. Remember that move

308. I taught you?

309. Yeah.

310. Don't even try it.

311. Francis, boom-ba-yay,

312. Francis, boom-ba-yay,

313. Francis, boom-ba-yay...

314. Have to admit—

315. it's kind of catchy.

316. Francis, boom-ba-yay.

317. Did you have fun

318. tonight, Malcolm?

319. Yeah, I guess.

320. But isn't it kind of early

321. to be going to bed?

322. It's not even 8:00.

323. Oh, don't worry,

324. that jigsaw puzzle

325. will still be there

326. in the morning.

327. Now, I know you boys want to do

328. a little chatting

329. before sleepy time.

330. Let's say four minutes.

331. Mrs. Kenarban can

332. be a tad strict.

333. She doesn't know that sometimes

334. boys have to be boys.

335. Am I right?

336. I can't move.

337. Welcome to...

338. the club.

339. I'm never gonna

340. fall asleep.

341. It's too early.

342. Want to tell...

343. ghost stories?

344. No, I want to do

345. that dinosaur model.

346. Everything all right

347. in there, boys?

348. Um, yeah.

349. A plush toy just fell

350. on the floor.

351. We're fine.

352. You... can't.

353. I just did.

354. Your parents need

355. to cut you some slack.

356. They just...

357. want me... safe.

358. No, they want you

359. to be four.

360. Stevie, parents aren't allowed

361. to control everything you do.

362. Sometimes,

363. you just have...

364. Sorry.

365. Conditioning.

366. Come on.

367. I got an idea.

368. We're gonna get you

369. out of here.

370. Don't.

371. It's alarmed.

372. You got me?

373. Yeah.

374. You got me?

375. No.

376. I didn't know...

377. you cared.

378. Okay.

379. You want maturity?

380. Well, here's three weeks

381. of social studies homework.

382. Now I'm one week ahead.

383. Plus, I called Grandma.

384. Hello.

385. Hi, Grandma, it's Reese.

386. Who is this? Reese.

387. Grandma, it-it's Reese.

388. Who's Reese?

389. Grandma, it's Reese.

390. No, I won't accept charges.

391. It's Reese.

392. I'm trying to sleep.

393. Grandma, come on, it's Reese.

394. I'm very tired, please.

395. Grandma...

396. It goes on like that

397. for another ten minutes,

398. but I still want credit.

399. Honey, I'm very proud of you,

400. but you still haven't proven

401. you're old enough

402. to extend your bedtime.

403. Come on, Mom, I'll do anything.

404. All right.

405. Tell you what.

406. You can stay up and watch

407. the movie, if...

408. you put Dewey

409. to bed.

410. Oh.

411. Anything else.

412. That's the deal.

413. You give him his bath,

414. you put him in his PJs,

415. you read him a story.

416. Lois, have a heart.

417. Hey, take it

418. or leave it.

419. I'll take it.

420. Come on, Dewey!

421. It's bath time!

422. You know he doesn't

423. stand a chance.

424. I know, but at least it'll give

425. us the night to be alone.

426. Oh.

427. I love the way

428. your mind works.

429. Honk.

430. Smoothie.

431. I'm... winning.

432. I... lost.

433. Yes.

434. I got... another

435. quarter... in my chair.

436. Somebody stole my

437. friend's wheelchair.

438. What's it look like?

439. It's a chair

440. with wheels.

441. I'll go get a form.

442. I don't need a form,

443. I need a wheelchair.

444. Hey!

445. Come back!

446. I'm not kidding!

447. This ain't funny!

448. I'll get another chair.

449. I'm... screwed.

450. You're not screwed.

451. We just got to

452. get you home.

453. We'll deal with

454. everything else...

455. What are we going

456. to do now?

457. Carry me... like...

458. a backpack.

459. Stop! Stop!

460. Gonna... puke.

461. Ow! Let me go!

462. Come on, Dewey.

463. It's me.

464. You like me.

465. No, I don't.

466. Ow.

467. Dewey, please!

468. How much does my head weigh?

469. Zero.

470. Zero.

471. Hey, do you remember

472. the last time we had

473. a quiet moment

474. together like this?

475. Bob's funeral.

476. Yeah.

477. Oh, that was nice.

478. And you look

479. great in black.

480. Aw...

481. You do. You do.

482. Let the machine

483. get it.

484. Mmm.

485. Mom, Dad, hi.

486. Listen, something's come up.

487. Sorry about the way I sound,

488. but I'm calling

489. from inside a washing machine.

490. Don't worry, I think

491. I'll be fine as long as...

492. Oh. Hi, guys.

493. How's it going?

494. Hey, hey, what are you doing

495. with those quarters?

496. Hey, you guys,

497. you don't want to...

498. Hey, come on...!

499. Morning Dew.

500. You know

501. all my secrets.

502. Mm-hmm.

503. Well, we... we've been

504. together a long time.

505. Ah, well, don't worry.

506. I know all

507. your secrets, too.

508. No, you don't.

509. (chuckling):

510. Oh, yes, I do.

511. No, I'm a man of

512. mystery, Lois.

513. Okay,

514. let's hear one.

515. Let's hear a secret.

516. Well, it's not really a secret

517. as much as it is a fantasy,

518. but it's a little

519. embarrassing, so...

520. Well, so...

521. whisper it in my ear.

522. Ha-ha.

523. Just kidding.

524. Just kidding.

525. Saw it in a

526. movie once.

527. Don't want to do

528. that— that's...

529. Oh, God.

530. I gotcha.

531. We can do that.

532. Really?

533. Mm-hmm.

534. Dewey, get back here!

535. Okay, I just have to

536. pick up a few things.

537. Give me 20 minutes?

538. I'll be waiting.

539. Yes.

540. Honey?

541. Huh? Huh?

542. Honey, aren't you

543. forgetting something?

544. Thank you.

545. Thank you.

546. Your car keys.

547. Come on, Dewey, stop!

548. Right.

549. Stay out of the neighbor's...

550. That's a nice cart.

551. Thanks.

552. It's new.

553. Downtown... rocks.

554. What's that?

555. A stripped car.

556. What's that?

557. A naked man arguing

558. with a wall.

559. What's that?

560. A nudie bookstore.

561. With my dad

562. coming out of it.

563. There you go.

564. Daddy's gonna get

565. some love tonight.

566. Perhaps you'll survive—

567. perhaps not.

568. Many have perished at the hands

569. of the grand executioner.

570. They are the

571. lucky ones.

572. (whispering):

573. Are you scared?

574. Actually, now that

575. you mention it... no.

576. What?

577. Scared now?

578. No.

579. I'm just kind of itchy.

580. Huh?

581. You are hanging over

582. a bottomless pit.

583. In five seconds, I

584. will cut the rope.

585. Are you scared now?

586. I'm really not, no.

587. Why not?

588. This stuff is

589. way scary.

590. I'm sorry, it just feels

591. so... amateurish.

592. I mean, I know

593. you guys are trying,

594. but I've been tormented

595. by the best.

596. Let me tell you a little bit

597. about the master.

598. Traveling?

599. He wasn't traveling.

600. Why don't you put your glasses

601. on here, buddy?

602. You're missing

603. a great game.

604. Oh, oh-oh, you're gonna

605. give me a technical?

606. You're gonna give

607. me a technical?

608. You can't give me

609. a technical!

610. Look at that

611. little pee-pee.

612. Oh, Francis, I forgot

613. how tiny you are.

614. Oh-oh, l-l...

615. That's the moment

616. of his birth.

617. You see? See him

618. coming out feet first?

619. Doctor said it was the biggest

620. mucus plug they'd ever seen.

621. It's an eight-inch scratch

622. on the car, Francis!

623. You know how much that's

624. gonna cost to fix?

625. If you think you are ever,

626. ever borrowing my car again,

627. you are sadly

628. mistaken!

629. And I saw that

630. tattoo, Jimmy!

631. I'm telling your mother!

632. And that's just the stuff

633. I didn't block out.

634. Oh, man.

635. What have

636. we been doing?

637. This was all

638. so wrong.

639. We've got to stop treating

640. people like this.

641. Yeah.

642. If we're gonna do this,

643. we're gonna do it right.

644. You will never

645. amount to anything.

646. Why can't you just

647. apply yourself?

648. Do you enjoy

649. seeing me suffer?

650. Is that what this is?

651. After all that

652. I've done for you,

653. and this is the

654. thanks I get?

655. We passed... that

656. couch... an hour ago.

657. I know

658. where we're going.

659. Oh, no, I don't.

660. This sucks.

661. You complain... a lot.

662. Well, I'm sorry,

663. but tonight hasn't exactly been

664. the most fun

665. in the world.

666. Not tonight.

667. All the time.

668. You never...

669. stop... bitching.

670. Okay, great.

671. You're gonna do

672. this now? Fine.

673. You were right.

674. We shouldn't have snuck

675. out of your house.

676. We shouldn't have

677. gone to the arcade.

678. It was stupid of me for

679. even thinking about it.

680. It was a dumb idea.

681. No.

682. Good idea.

683. Execution... sucked.

684. Yeah, do it again, man.

685. Come on, do it.

686. Yeah.

687. Your chair. Hey!

688. Oh...

689. I'm slowing... you down.

690. Get them... yourself.

691. Okay.

692. Faster, man,

693. they're gaining on us.

694. Come on!

695. Get out of the chair.

696. Oh, right.

697. You'd better be running!

698. Hey, Stevie, I got your...

699. Oh, my God.

700. Stevie, are

701. you okay?

702. Can't feel... my legs.

703. That's not funny.

704. Is there anything I can do

705. to get out

706. of the ticket, Officer?

707. Just love me.

708. Ah, for crying out loud,

709. Hal, is that it?

710. Well, can't he be

711. a sensitive cop?

712. No! N-No!

713. Th-That puppet's alive!

714. N-No...!

715. Tonight was...

716. awesome.

717. Well, we kind of

718. got lucky.

719. I was... sort of

720. hoping... to get caught.

721. What?

722. Never been...

723. in trouble.

724. Like to see...

725. what it's like.

726. Sometimes you're such

727. a Krelboyne.

728. Oh! I've lost my baby! Oh...

729. I guess... we are...

730. in trouble... after all.

731. Malcolm?

732. My boy!

733. Malcolm...?

734. Just find my boy.

735. Oh, God.

736. Malcolm?