1. This is the world—Copy !req
2. 196 million square miles.Copy !req
3. If I covered 100 square milesCopy !req
4. an hourCopy !req
5. every hourCopy !req
6. for the rest of my lifeCopy !req
7. I'd still only see half of it.Copy !req
8. This is the left nostrilCopy !req
9. of my brother Reese.Copy !req
10. It squeaks all night long.Copy !req
11. These areCopy !req
12. the freezing cold feetCopy !req
13. of my little brother... Dewey.Copy !req
14. This is my oldest brotherCopy !req
15. Francis.Copy !req
16. He's the one I really likeCopy !req
17. so, of course, he got sentCopy !req
18. to military school.Copy !req
19. My name is Malcolm.Copy !req
20. You want to knowCopy !req
21. what the best thingCopy !req
22. about childhood is?Copy !req
23. At some point, it stops.Copy !req
24. Malcolm, Reese, Dewey,Copy !req
25. get in here!Copy !req
26. No, stop!Copy !req
27. I'm not touching...Copy !req
28. There's only twoCopy !req
29. toaster waffles.Copy !req
30. One of you hasCopy !req
31. to have cereal.Copy !req
32. It's mine!Copy !req
33. Come on!Copy !req
34. Give it!Copy !req
35. You cheated!Copy !req
36. Give it! Give it!Copy !req
37. Huh, look at this.Copy !req
38. They're sendingCopy !req
39. an unmannedCopy !req
40. probe to VenusCopy !req
41. and letting a bunch ofCopy !req
42. schoolchildren name it.Copy !req
43. Well, that's goingCopy !req
44. to end badly.Copy !req
45. They do this every month.Copy !req
46. He has sensitive skin.Copy !req
47. The hair gets itchyCopy !req
48. under his clothes.Copy !req
49. It always seemsCopy !req
50. like such a shameCopy !req
51. to just dump thisCopy !req
52. in the trash.Copy !req
53. Maybe birds would likeCopy !req
54. to make nests with itCopy !req
55. or, I don't know, maybeCopy !req
56. you boys could use itCopy !req
57. for school projects.Copy !req
58. Arms up.Copy !req
59. Malcolm, come right homeCopy !req
60. from school.Copy !req
61. Dude.Copy !req
62. Malcolm, you come right homeCopy !req
63. from school today.Copy !req
64. I made a play date for youCopy !req
65. with Stevie KenarbanCopy !req
66. and you haveCopy !req
67. to take a bath.Copy !req
68. What? Mom, no!Copy !req
69. MalcolmCopy !req
70. has a play date?Copy !req
71. Shut up, Reese!Copy !req
72. With Stevie "TheCopy !req
73. Wheelie" Kenarban?Copy !req
74. Oh, man!Copy !req
75. Why is playingCopy !req
76. a problem for you?Copy !req
77. First off,Copy !req
78. I don't even know Stevie.Copy !req
79. I saw his motherCopy !req
80. at the grocery story. She saidCopy !req
81. you boys ate lunch together.Copy !req
82. One time.Copy !req
83. He rolled his wheelchairCopy !req
84. over next to me.Copy !req
85. It's not likeCopy !req
86. I couldn't say, "go away."Copy !req
87. He's not evenCopy !req
88. in my class.Copy !req
89. He's in the Krelboyne classCopy !req
90. in the trailerCopy !req
91. next to tetherball.Copy !req
92. You listen to me,Copy !req
93. young man.Copy !req
94. That one lunch obviouslyCopy !req
95. meant a lot to Stevie.Copy !req
96. He's a human beingCopy !req
97. with human feelings.Copy !req
98. Now, you are goingCopy !req
99. to be friends withCopy !req
100. that crippled boyCopy !req
101. and you are goingCopy !req
102. to like it. Understood?Copy !req
103. Yes, ma'am. Understood.Copy !req
104. If I give up now,Copy !req
105. I won't get the lecture.Copy !req
106. You kids...Copy !req
107. Dang.Copy !req
108. You just take your legsCopy !req
109. for granted, you know?Copy !req
110. Like nothing couldCopy !req
111. ever happen to them.Copy !req
112. Well, let me tell you something.Copy !req
113. That is justCopy !req
114. wishful thinking.Copy !req
115. There's meningitis.Copy !req
116. There are car accidents.Copy !req
117. I could be givingCopy !req
118. you a spankingCopy !req
119. and accidentally snapCopy !req
120. your spinal cord.Copy !req
121. Every day is a lotteryCopy !req
122. and first prizeCopy !req
123. is that you don't have to scootCopy !req
124. yourself around town onCopy !req
125. a skateboard with your hands.Copy !req
126. You think about that.Copy !req
127. I don't take my legsCopy !req
128. for granted, Mom.Copy !req
129. I know, honey,Copy !req
130. you're a good boy.Copy !req
131. Stop playing with yourself.Copy !req
132. Go on, just go.Copy !req
133. No, wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
134. Okay, okay, okay,Copy !req
135. I ran out of ham.Copy !req
136. One of you hasCopy !req
137. to have egg salad, okay?Copy !req
138. And don't ditchCopy !req
139. your little brother.Copy !req
140. I don't want himCopy !req
141. getting kidnapped.Copy !req
142. Yeah, Mom, thatCopy !req
143. would be terrible.Copy !req
144. It's your turnCopy !req
145. to walk with him.Copy !req
146. I walked him yesterdayCopy !req
147. and the day before.Copy !req
148. I walked with himCopy !req
149. when he wet his pants.Copy !req
150. Okay.Copy !req
151. Mom said to hold hands.Copy !req
152. She did not sayCopy !req
153. to hold hands, Dewey.Copy !req
154. I'm not holding hands.Copy !req
155. Come on, hold hands. Please?Copy !req
156. No! You're inCopy !req
157. the first grade.Copy !req
158. You're too big for that.Copy !req
159. Look, I'm walkingCopy !req
160. right next to you.Copy !req
161. You'll be fine.Copy !req
162. Damn it! This is whyCopy !req
163. everyone teases you.Copy !req
164. Hey, Malcolm.Copy !req
165. Hey, Richard.Copy !req
166. So my mom was tellingCopy !req
167. my dad last nightCopy !req
168. about your brother.Copy !req
169. She said he's in jail.Copy !req
170. He's not in jail.Copy !req
171. He's at Marlin Academy.Copy !req
172. It's, like, one of theCopy !req
173. best private schoolsCopy !req
174. in the countryCopy !req
175. and it's totally unfair.Copy !req
176. Everyone acts like FrancisCopy !req
177. is just this big troublemakerCopy !req
178. and he's not.Copy !req
179. Dad, I knowCopy !req
180. what you're going to sayCopy !req
181. and believe me,Copy !req
182. I totally agree with you.Copy !req
183. There is no excuseCopy !req
184. for what I did.Copy !req
185. It was idiotic, immature,Copy !req
186. totally recklessCopy !req
187. and I'm really sorry.Copy !req
188. I'm just...Copy !req
189. I'm hoping against hopeCopy !req
190. that you will give meCopy !req
191. another chance, which, I admitCopy !req
192. I don't deserveCopy !req
193. but if you could justCopy !req
194. find it in your heartCopy !req
195. to forgive meCopy !req
196. I know I could earnCopy !req
197. your trust back.Copy !req
198. It's not like itCopy !req
199. was even our car.Copy !req
200. Spath, Spath, Spath!Copy !req
201. All right,Copy !req
202. Here's how it works.Copy !req
203. You can beg for mercyCopy !req
204. on your bellyCopy !req
205. lick the bottomCopy !req
206. of my shoesCopy !req
207. or take a beating.Copy !req
208. You must pick at least twoCopy !req
209. but... but-but,Copy !req
210. if you pick threeCopy !req
211. you get a passCopy !req
212. for the next two weeks.Copy !req
213. All right?Copy !req
214. Now, that's your best value.Copy !req
215. Dave Spath.Copy !req
216. He never gets sent anywhere.Copy !req
217. What do you doCopy !req
218. if he catches you?Copy !req
219. Roll in a ball.Copy !req
220. What if he startsCopy !req
221. kicking you?Copy !req
222. Stay in a ball.Copy !req
223. Okay. Come on.Copy !req
224. Wait.Copy !req
225. Never mind.Copy !req
226. Those of you finishedCopy !req
227. with your tempera paintsCopy !req
228. may bring your work up hereCopy !req
229. and start onCopy !req
230. your charcoal still lifes.Copy !req
231. You may takeCopy !req
232. two pieces ofCopy !req
233. fruit onlyCopy !req
234. and please be careful with them.Copy !req
235. I bought them with my own money.Copy !req
236. My own money.Copy !req
237. God, Malcolm, that's so good.Copy !req
238. Oh, Malcolm,Copy !req
239. this is wonderful.Copy !req
240. The perspectiveCopy !req
241. is good.Copy !req
242. The composition is cleanCopy !req
243. and it even shows signsCopy !req
244. of actual technique.Copy !req
245. I have to sayCopy !req
246. this is the highCopy !req
247. point of my day.Copy !req
248. How's that for sad?Copy !req
249. Are you okay?Copy !req
250. Um, yeah, I'm fine.Copy !req
251. Malcolm.Copy !req
252. What?Copy !req
253. They need to see youCopy !req
254. in the office.Copy !req
255. Okay.Copy !req
256. I think they mean right now.Copy !req
257. Okay.Copy !req
258. Get up, Malcolm.Copy !req
259. Hi. I'm Caroline.Copy !req
260. Want to have a seat?Copy !req
261. Are you Malcolm?Copy !req
262. Yes, and I didn'tCopy !req
263. do anything.Copy !req
264. You're not in trouble, Malcolm.Copy !req
265. You're hereCopy !req
266. 'cause some of your teachersCopy !req
267. think you're, um...Copy !req
268. you know what?Copy !req
269. I just want to playCopy !req
270. some games with you.Copy !req
271. Okay? Puzzles,Copy !req
272. stuff like that.Copy !req
273. Why?Copy !req
274. Boy, oh, boyCopy !req
275. you are a suspiciousCopy !req
276. little dickens, aren't you?Copy !req
277. Okay. Now, you can lookCopy !req
278. at this picture for 60 secondsCopy !req
279. and I want you to tell meCopy !req
280. everything that's wrongCopy !req
281. with it, okay?Copy !req
282. The man only hasCopy !req
283. four fingers.Copy !req
284. Right, but this timeCopy !req
285. I want you to take your timeCopy !req
286. and really look...Copy !req
287. The car shadow'sCopy !req
288. going the wrong way,Copy !req
289. the steering wheel'sCopy !req
290. on the wrong side,Copy !req
291. there's noCopy !req
292. brake pedal,Copy !req
293. the words in the mirrorCopy !req
294. should be backwards,Copy !req
295. the guy's watchCopy !req
296. wouldn't say 12:00Copy !req
297. if he's looking at a sunsetCopy !req
298. and I have red paint on my ass.Copy !req
299. That's right.Copy !req
300. Red paint all over my ass!Copy !req
301. (intro toCopy !req
302. "Tie a Yellow Ribbon" playing)Copy !req
303. These are good cookies.Copy !req
304. (breathy):Copy !req
305. Yeah... they're good.Copy !req
306. So what can you do?Copy !req
307. I mean,Copy !req
308. what do you want to do?Copy !req
309. I know... a joke.Copy !req
310. Yeah? Okay.Copy !req
311. A guy...Copy !req
312. goes into...Copy !req
313. a bar...Copy !req
314. and he...Copy !req
315. has a... frogCopy !req
316. on his...Copy !req
317. Frog on his head.Copy !req
318. And the... bartender...Copy !req
319. Wait, I screwed up.Copy !req
320. A frog...Copy !req
321. goes into... a bar.Copy !req
322. You want to watch TV?Copy !req
323. Can't. Not allowed.Copy !req
324. What? You mean, ever?Copy !req
325. Mom says...Copy !req
326. TV makes you...Copy !req
327. stupid.Copy !req
328. No, TV makes you normal.Copy !req
329. How can they do that?Copy !req
330. He's in a wheelchair.Copy !req
331. So what do you doCopy !req
332. all day, homework?Copy !req
333. Mostly... read... comics.Copy !req
334. You have comic books?Copy !req
335. Whoa!Copy !req
336. You really haveCopy !req
337. Youngblood, number one?Copy !req
338. Want to... read it?Copy !req
339. No way. I'd wreck it.Copy !req
340. Oh... did you readCopy !req
341. the last Savage DragonCopy !req
342. when they split him in two?Copy !req
343. Yeah. Brilliant.Copy !req
344. I like how he never hasCopy !req
345. to learn a lesson or anything.Copy !req
346. He just gets toCopy !req
347. pound on everyone.Copy !req
348. You're under galactic arrest.Copy !req
349. Think again, space flatfoot.Copy !req
350. You cannot escape.Copy !req
351. Saturday morningCopy !req
352. is the only thingCopy !req
353. my family does betterCopy !req
354. than anyone else.Copy !req
355. Damn!Copy !req
356. You boys,Copy !req
357. you keep this house cleanCopy !req
358. till your dad comes home.Copy !req
359. Two of you can haveCopy !req
360. slices of pizza for lunch.Copy !req
361. The other one can have...Copy !req
362. I don't know.Copy !req
363. I think they're peas.Copy !req
364. Somebody get that.Copy !req
365. Not it.Copy !req
366. Not it.Copy !req
367. Hello.Copy !req
368. Young master Malcolm.Copy !req
369. Francis, hi.Copy !req
370. Hey, man,Copy !req
371. I wrote you guysCopy !req
372. a really long letter yesterday,Copy !req
373. but, listen, they only gave me,Copy !req
374. like, three minutes,Copy !req
375. so would you putCopy !req
376. the special prosecutor on?Copy !req
377. Mom, it's Francis.Copy !req
378. Hey, Francis, how's school?Copy !req
379. Oh, couldn't be better, Mom.Copy !req
380. My new roommate showed meCopy !req
381. how to kill miceCopy !req
382. with a hammer yesterday,Copy !req
383. so, you know, between thatCopy !req
384. and the general atmosphereCopy !req
385. of simmering homoeroticism,Copy !req
386. I think I'm really startingCopy !req
387. to turn around.Copy !req
388. Honey, it's only until summer.Copy !req
389. Come on, push it!Copy !req
390. Give it up,Copy !req
391. prom date.Copy !req
392. Yeah, listen, um...Copy !req
393. I know I shouldn't ask,Copy !req
394. but would you be ableCopy !req
395. to send me my allowance,Copy !req
396. like, a couple weeks earlyCopy !req
397. 'cause I kind of need some...?Copy !req
398. Oh, my God! Are you smoking?Copy !req
399. What?Copy !req
400. I can hear you smoking.Copy !req
401. You're smoking, aren't you?Copy !req
402. Mom, I'm not smoking. Geez.Copy !req
403. After seeing the anguishCopy !req
404. your father and ICopy !req
405. went through to quit,Copy !req
406. didn't any of thatCopy !req
407. register with you?Copy !req
408. Okay, listen.Copy !req
409. I'll talk to your dad.Copy !req
410. Maybe we can send youCopy !req
411. part of it.Copy !req
412. Honey, I have to go.Copy !req
413. I'm late for work.Copy !req
414. I'll call you later.Copy !req
415. Okay, thanks, Mom. I love you.Copy !req
416. Oh... I love you.Copy !req
417. Somebody get the door!Copy !req
418. I'm not getting it.Copy !req
419. You get it, butt-munch.Copy !req
420. Shut up.Copy !req
421. You shut up.Copy !req
422. No, you shut up!Copy !req
423. Make me!Copy !req
424. I'll make you right now!Copy !req
425. You'd better not be fightingCopy !req
426. in there, Reese, Malcolm.Copy !req
427. Not my face!Copy !req
428. I said you'd better notCopy !req
429. be fighting in...Copy !req
430. For crying out loud.Copy !req
431. Reese! Malcolm!Copy !req
432. Yes. Can I help you?Copy !req
433. Oh. My good... um, hi.Copy !req
434. Hel... hello. I'm...Copy !req
435. Are you...? I'm...Copy !req
436. Caroline MillerCopy !req
437. from Malcolm's school.Copy !req
438. I sent you some lettersCopy !req
439. and left some messagesCopy !req
440. on your answering machine.Copy !req
441. Okay, fine. You caught me.Copy !req
442. What do you want?Copy !req
443. Um... well, it'sCopy !req
444. been three weeksCopy !req
445. and you haven't responded,Copy !req
446. and it's really important,Copy !req
447. I mean, well,Copy !req
448. for Malcolm's sakeCopy !req
449. that the parents beCopy !req
450. as involved in...Copy !req
451. So, what, you're here to insultCopy !req
452. my parenting skills?Copy !req
453. No. I'm sure you'reCopy !req
454. a terrific parent.Copy !req
455. I'm here because I thinkCopy !req
456. that there is a tremendousCopy !req
457. opportunity for...Copy !req
458. Could you, you know,Copy !req
459. maybe put a top on?Copy !req
460. They're just boobs, lady.Copy !req
461. You see them in a mirrorCopy !req
462. every morning.Copy !req
463. And I'm sure yoursCopy !req
464. are a lot nicer than mine.Copy !req
465. That's actually not...Copy !req
466. You know what?Copy !req
467. I'm gonna tell youCopy !req
468. something else.Copy !req
469. The reason I didn't respondCopy !req
470. is because it isCopy !req
471. a load of crap.Copy !req
472. What?Copy !req
473. You are not goingCopy !req
474. to stick my MalcolmCopy !req
475. in some special ed class.Copy !req
476. What is itCopy !req
477. with you people?Copy !req
478. Why do you feel you haveCopy !req
479. to label everybody?Copy !req
480. Malcolm may be a little strange,Copy !req
481. and, I know, I know,Copy !req
482. he never shuts up,Copy !req
483. but he is not disturbed.Copy !req
484. You know, he is a good boy...Copy !req
485. Please!Copy !req
486. You know what? You don'tCopy !req
487. understand at all, okay?Copy !req
488. So if I could justCopy !req
489. come in for a minute,Copy !req
490. I could explainCopy !req
491. everything, okay?Copy !req
492. Ow! Ow! Ow!Copy !req
493. It's good, hon.Copy !req
494. Wait, wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
495. There's somethingCopy !req
496. we have to talk about.Copy !req
497. I thought we weren't goingCopy !req
498. to mention Aunt HelenCopy !req
499. till after the biopsy.Copy !req
500. It's not that.Copy !req
501. It's about Malcolm.Copy !req
502. I didn't do it.Copy !req
503. Yes, he did.Copy !req
504. I saw him.Copy !req
505. A teacherCopy !req
506. from school came byCopy !req
507. and she ranCopy !req
508. some tests with Malcolm.Copy !req
509. He has an IQ of 165.Copy !req
510. Who?Copy !req
511. Malcolm. He's a genius.Copy !req
512. He's goingCopy !req
513. to a special class.Copy !req
514. What?Copy !req
515. Malcolm's special?Copy !req
516. Where do you thinkCopy !req
517. that came from?Copy !req
518. They have a special programCopy !req
519. for gifted children.Copy !req
520. They have advanced textbooksCopy !req
521. and devoted teachersCopy !req
522. and all sorts of good thingsCopy !req
523. they don't want to wasteCopy !req
524. on normal kids.Copy !req
525. You start on Monday.Copy !req
526. You're going to put himCopy !req
527. in the Krelboyne class?Copy !req
528. Mom, no! I don't want to!Copy !req
529. What are you talking about?Copy !req
530. Of course you want to.Copy !req
531. No. I want to stayCopy !req
532. in my own class.Copy !req
533. I don't want to be a Krelboyne.Copy !req
534. Mom, seriously, KrelboynesCopy !req
535. get their butts kicked.Copy !req
536. Just stop one minute.Copy !req
537. There's nothing wrongCopy !req
538. with being smart.Copy !req
539. And there's nothing wrongCopy !req
540. with being cut from the herd.Copy !req
541. It makes you the one buffaloCopy !req
542. that isn't thereCopy !req
543. when the Indians runCopy !req
544. the rest of them off the cliff.Copy !req
545. Huh?Copy !req
546. Mom, this isn't fair!Copy !req
547. If I don't want to go,Copy !req
548. why do I have to?Copy !req
549. Because it's notCopy !req
550. just up to you.Copy !req
551. We have to doCopy !req
552. what's best for you.Copy !req
553. Mom, please!Copy !req
554. Don't make me go!Copy !req
555. Please!Copy !req
556. Malcolm, calm down.Copy !req
557. But it isn't fair!Copy !req
558. That's right.Copy !req
559. It isn't fair.Copy !req
560. It's the first timeCopy !req
561. anyone in this familyCopy !req
562. has ever been given an edge,Copy !req
563. and you are notCopy !req
564. going to waste it.Copy !req
565. Dad?Copy !req
566. Honey?Copy !req
567. Well... look, honey...Copy !req
568. Malcolm, you see...Copy !req
569. Oh, for crying out loud.Copy !req
570. How come there's neverCopy !req
571. any iced tea in this pitcher?Copy !req
572. I make a fresh batchCopy !req
573. every morning;Copy !req
574. it's goneCopy !req
575. by the time I get home.Copy !req
576. I want a better family!Copy !req
577. Malcolm...Copy !req
578. Look at that.Copy !req
579. Gone.Copy !req
580. I don't want to goCopy !req
581. to a special class.Copy !req
582. People think I'mCopy !req
583. weird enough already.Copy !req
584. I know.Copy !req
585. I like where I am.Copy !req
586. I want to stay.Copy !req
587. Sweetie, life doesCopy !req
588. not give youCopy !req
589. a lot of chances to move up,Copy !req
590. even if you deserve it.Copy !req
591. Look at your dad and me.Copy !req
592. Malcolm, I'm proud of you.Copy !req
593. You boys are so lucky.Copy !req
594. You have so many giftsCopy !req
595. that other kids don't have.Copy !req
596. And I just don't meanCopy !req
597. Stevie Kenarban, either.Copy !req
598. I mean, look at thoseCopy !req
599. Parker boys across the street.Copy !req
600. They may be healthy,Copy !req
601. but honest to God,Copy !req
602. those are the ugliestCopy !req
603. little boys ever born.Copy !req
604. They look like boiled beets,Copy !req
605. don't you think?Copy !req
606. And those Henderson kids?Copy !req
607. That electrocuted their dogCopy !req
608. when they were tryingCopy !req
609. to get free cable.Copy !req
610. How smart can they be?Copy !req
611. Just remember,Copy !req
612. any kid who makes fun of youCopy !req
613. is a creepy little loserCopy !req
614. who'll end up workingCopy !req
615. in a car wash.Copy !req
616. This shouldn't make meCopy !req
617. feel better, but it does.Copy !req
618. You'll be all right, sweetie.Copy !req
619. If you don't makeCopy !req
620. a big deal out of this,Copy !req
621. nobody else will either.Copy !req
622. And I just can't say enoughCopy !req
623. about how proudCopy !req
624. we should all be of MalcolmCopy !req
625. for getting intoCopy !req
626. the gifted program.Copy !req
627. Now, Malcolm may not lookCopy !req
628. different than the rest of us,Copy !req
629. but he is.Copy !req
630. Very different.Copy !req
631. In his brain.Copy !req
632. And I think we shouldCopy !req
633. recognize him for that.Copy !req
634. Bye.Copy !req
635. All righty,Copy !req
636. today we are startingCopy !req
637. a new sectionCopy !req
638. on the Peloponnesian War,Copy !req
639. which I knowCopy !req
640. you are all going to love.Copy !req
641. Malcolm?Copy !req
642. Are you okay?Copy !req
643. Uh, yeah. Fine.Copy !req
644. All right.Copy !req
645. Excuse me.Copy !req
646. Stop staring at me!Copy !req
647. Why do they keepCopy !req
648. doing that?Copy !req
649. You're new.Copy !req
650. Oh, great.Copy !req
651. So I'm the freakCopy !req
652. of the freak show?Copy !req
653. Just... chill out.Copy !req
654. Don't tell meCopy !req
655. to chill out.Copy !req
656. You chill out.Copy !req
657. Nobody can liveCopy !req
658. like this.Copy !req
659. I'm okay.Copy !req
660. Oh, sure.Copy !req
661. You're okay because it doesn'tCopy !req
662. make any difference to you.Copy !req
663. You've always been a freak.Copy !req
664. I used to be normal.Copy !req
665. Wait. Who justCopy !req
666. said that?Copy !req
667. You're going to take thatCopy !req
668. the wrong way, aren't you?Copy !req
669. You...Copy !req
670. suck.Copy !req
671. It's so cool!Copy !req
672. Around here, being smart isCopy !req
673. exactly like being radioactive.Copy !req
674. I can't believe I'm doing this.Copy !req
675. Stevie?Copy !req
676. What?Copy !req
677. Look,Copy !req
678. I...Copy !req
679. Score!Copy !req
680. Hey, Spath!Copy !req
681. Why don't you stopCopy !req
682. being such a butt-wipe?Copy !req
683. Ooh.Copy !req
684. What'd you call me?Copy !req
685. You heard me!Copy !req
686. I don't care anymore!Copy !req
687. I just don't care,Copy !req
688. Spath, okay?Copy !req
689. Alls you ever do is makeCopy !req
690. everybody miserable!Copy !req
691. Except for your littleCopy !req
692. monkey-slaves over there.Copy !req
693. Who, by the way,Copy !req
694. only pretend to like you.Copy !req
695. They hate you as muchCopy !req
696. as everyone else does!Copy !req
697. And you're just too busyCopy !req
698. being mean and stupidCopy !req
699. to ever figure it out!Copy !req
700. I keep trying to run,Copy !req
701. but my legs won't work.Copy !req
702. Mom was right,Copy !req
703. they are important.Copy !req
704. Wow.Copy !req
705. I don't know about you,Copy !req
706. but the KrelboyneCopy !req
707. really hurt my feelings.Copy !req
708. Hey...Copy !req
709. Go away, Stevie.Copy !req
710. It's good youCopy !req
711. two are friends.Copy !req
712. He won't mind sharingCopy !req
713. his wheelchair.Copy !req
714. Okay, this is where somethingCopy !req
715. good happens, finally.Copy !req
716. So we're going to slow downCopy !req
717. and make it lastCopy !req
718. as long as possible.Copy !req
719. Dude, you hit a cripple.Copy !req
720. I didn't mean to...Copy !req
721. I wasn't trying...Copy !req
722. Stevie, I'm sorry!Copy !req
723. Ow...Copy !req
724. Aah...Copy !req
725. Ow!Copy !req
726. What's your problem?Copy !req
727. I mean, he's in a wheelchairCopy !req
728. and he has glasses.Copy !req
729. Do you know howCopy !req
730. bad that looks?Copy !req
731. What's your problem?Copy !req
732. So then, the principal comes outCopy !req
733. and everyone's allCopy !req
734. talking at once.Copy !req
735. So the story he puts togetherCopy !req
736. is that Spath attacks StevieCopy !req
737. for his lunch,Copy !req
738. and I'm like this heroCopy !req
739. that stepped in to defend him.Copy !req
740. It was beautiful.Copy !req
741. Okay, it wasn't funnyCopy !req
742. when Spath started crying.Copy !req
743. No, wait, it was.Copy !req
744. Dad's hair... ugh.Copy !req
745. Yeah, I know. It's gross.Copy !req
746. But, hey, if a bunch of birdsCopy !req
747. can make the bestCopy !req
748. out of what they get,Copy !req
749. then so can I.Copy !req
750. Malcolm?Copy !req
751. Like having toCopy !req
752. go to specialCopy !req
753. class.Copy !req
754. I can make itCopy !req
755. work out,Copy !req
756. right?Copy !req
757. Malcolm?Copy !req
758. Not now!Copy !req
759. Or myCopy !req
760. family.Copy !req
761. We're notCopy !req
762. the greatestCopy !req
763. family inCopy !req
764. the world,Copy !req
765. but we can getCopy !req
766. better.Copy !req
767. I mean, it'sCopy !req
768. notCopy !req
769. impossible.Copy !req
770. Malcolm?Copy !req
771. What?Copy !req
772. Can I get out?Copy !req
773. No! Stop asking!Copy !req
774. So, basically, ICopy !req
775. thinkCopy !req
776. everything'sCopy !req
777. going to be okay.Copy !req
778. A bug went up my nose.Copy !req
779. So what doCopy !req
780. you want meCopy !req
781. to do aboutCopy !req
782. it?Copy !req