1. Here you are, madam.Copy !req
2. Ta-da!Copy !req
3. Syrup.Copy !req
4. Uh...Copy !req
5. - I have something even better than syrup.
- What?Copy !req
6. Pretend syrup.Copy !req
7. Here you go.
- Does Schmariel want some pretend syrup?Copy !req
8. Here you go, Schmariel.Copy !req
9. She's had enough? I'll have
to cut you off. That's a lot of syrup.Copy !req
10. Which jammies you wanna bring to Daddy's?
Rainbows?Copy !req
11. - Or the unicorns?
- Rainbows.Copy !req
12. Done. Easy. Such a good choice.Copy !req
13. Excited about
spending Thanksgiving at Daddy's?Copy !req
14. - What's that?
- Well, it's a very complicated day,Copy !req
15. and I'll tell you all about it
when you get older.Copy !req
16. But right now, just know
you're going to your daddy's,Copy !req
17. and you're gonna eat a whole lot of foodCopy !req
18. and think about
all the things that you're thankful for.Copy !req
19. And I'm not gonna be there,
and I'll miss you a lot.Copy !req
20. But you'll have a really good time.Copy !req
21. Mommy's got a lot of houses to clean.Copy !req
22. A lot of people want their houses cleaned
before Thanksgiving.Copy !req
23. - How are we doing on those pancakes?
- Oh!Copy !req
24. - Look at that one I ate.
- Hey.Copy !req
25. Excuse me. Boop, boop, boop.
You need to eat some pancakes.Copy !req
26. Time to eat some pancakes, young lady.Copy !req
27. If you get down
those last two bites of pancake,Copy !req
28. you and me
are gonna have a very special surprise.Copy !req
29. You promise?
All right, let's see it happen.Copy !req
30. Let's do it.Copy !req
31. Score!Copy !req
32. Whoo!Copy !req
33. One second. We gotta get our mail, okay?Copy !req
34. - Guess what I got.
- What?Copy !req
35. Food. Today's gonna be a very good day.
I can feel it.Copy !req
36. There she is.Copy !req
37. It's a clunker, but it's safe.Copy !req
38. My grandpa drove this thing
for 30-some years.Copy !req
39. If anybody hits this thing,
they're gonna be in trouble.Copy !req
40. Are you sure this isn't putting you out?Copy !req
41. No, I mean, it just sits in my garage.
You're kind of doing me a favor.Copy !req
42. It needs to get driven
or the battery dies.Copy !req
43. Okay. Thank you.Copy !req
44. Hey, what do you think
of our big surprise?Copy !req
45. - Blue.
- You think it's blue?Copy !req
46. We've been taking the bus,
and this will be a game-changer.Copy !req
47. I'm so excited. I'm gonna kiss your car.Copy !req
48. - Yeah. You can. I just washed it.
Thanks again for the car seat.Copy !req
49. Oh, yeah. Brady grew out of that one.
I figured it would fit Maddy.Copy !req
50. What?Copy !req
51. - Uh, it's just until I can save up.
- Keep it as long as you need.Copy !req
52. Hey, Maddy,
you got any big turkey-day plans?Copy !req
53. - Daddy's.
- Oh, Daddy's. That's great.Copy !req
54. Are you both going
to her dad's place, or...?Copy !req
55. No, just Maddy.Copy !req
56. Oh. Okay, well, hey, if you need
somewhere to go for Thanksgiving...Copy !req
57. Thanks.Copy !req
58. My parents do just an incredible spread,
and you're welcome if...Copy !req
59. Thank you, I'm working, but that's sweet.Copy !req
60. - You're working Thanksgiving?
- Yeah.Copy !req
61. I work whenever I can,
when I don't have her.Copy !req
62. Cool.Copy !req
63. Hey, uh, maybe some time you could
clunk that thing on down to my place.Copy !req
64. Um, the car,
because I called it a clunker before.Copy !req
65. Um...Copy !req
66. I guess I was trying to ask you out.Copy !req
67. Um...Copy !req
68. - Uh...
- But, um...Copy !req
69. No, I... Gosh, I don't wanna, you know,
take the car if there's strings attached.Copy !req
70. No, yeah, that's not what I meant.Copy !req
71. My life's not set up for dating right now.Copy !req
72. Your life's not set up for dating,
I get that.Copy !req
73. - I really appreciate this so much.
- Yes, of course. You need the keys.Copy !req
74. So...Copy !req
75. - Thank you, Nate.
- Yes, no problem.Copy !req
76. I mean it, yeah.Copy !req
77. Anytime.
- Okay.Copy !req
78. How are those blueberries?Copy !req
79. - Good.
- Yeah?Copy !req
80. Hi there.Copy !req
81. Paper or plastic?Copy !req
82. Paper, please.Copy !req
83. And I'm gonna be using one of these today.Copy !req
84. Cleanup on
aisle poor. Cleanup on aisle poor.Copy !req
85. Uh, I'm actually
gonna hold off on these guys.Copy !req
86. 67.45, please.Copy !req
87. Swipe it, like a card.
Use the pin from the form.Copy !req
88. Thanks.Copy !req
89. - Paper or plastic?
- Just plastic.Copy !req
90. What do you say we do something super,
duper, duper fun, in our brand-new car?Copy !req
91. Go!Copy !req
92. I think you cheated!Copy !req
93. Okay, so you're gonna
go to your daddy's for two days,Copy !req
94. you're gonna be super, duper, duper good,
and then Mommy's gonna come pick you up.Copy !req
95. Does that sound all right?
You're gonna have your Thanksgiving there?Copy !req
96. Uh-huh?Copy !req
97. - Uh-huh?
Hey.Copy !req
98. There she is, there's my girl. Hi, baby.Copy !req
99. Aye!Copy !req
100. Whoa!Copy !req
101. Thank you for coming over here.Copy !req
102. Yeah, did you pack a snack this time?Copy !req
103. We're supposed to split costs, Sean.
You can buy snacks too.Copy !req
104. Right. Okay.
You ready to have some fun, Maddy?Copy !req
105. - And she hasn't had her nap yet.
- Okay. Great.Copy !req
106. Mommy gave you to me crabby.Copy !req
107. - She can just nap in your car.
- Yeah, it's not a real nap.Copy !req
108. What's up with you?Copy !req
109. I'm tired. I worked late.Copy !req
110. Had to get up early to get a ferry
to accommodate your schedule.Copy !req
111. You're hungover.Copy !req
112. No, I'm not.
Hey, I told you, I'm not drinking.Copy !req
113. - Still?
- Yes. Still.Copy !req
114. I'm actually about to get my white chip.
It feels good.Copy !req
115. I'm kind of digging sobriety. You know?
Not feeling like shit all the time.Copy !req
116. - I can see it on your face. You look good.
- Yeah, I know I do.Copy !req
117. So Maddy will be at your place tomorrow?Copy !req
118. Yep. What are you doing?
Something with your mom?Copy !req
119. She's AWOL.
You know how she is with the holidays.Copy !req
120. But I'm okay. Stop feeling sorry for me.Copy !req
121. - I'm not.
- Okay.Copy !req
122. I love you.Copy !req
123. You have a good time, all right?Copy !req
124. Hey, you can come tomorrow.
If you want. It'll be chill.Copy !req
125. Uh, no, thank you, I'm good.
You guys have fun.Copy !req
126. Can't say we didn't try, right, Mad?Copy !req
127. All right. Say bye to Mommy.Copy !req
128. I love you so much. Bye, cutie!Copy !req
129. Sack of potatoes.Copy !req
130. Bye! Bye, Mom!Copy !req
131. Bye, Mom!Copy !req
132. So I decided not to get the car washed.Copy !req
133. One good thing about living out here
with all the rain, free car washes.Copy !req
134. You know what else is free?
Pain and heartache. Pain and suffering.Copy !req
135. That's what my mother used to say.Copy !req
136. Never mind these boxes,
just clean around them.Copy !req
137. We'll take them to the homeless shelter.Copy !req
138. They do a food drive every Thanksgiving,Copy !req
139. so I go through my pantry,
find what's almost expired.Copy !req
140. Well, I'm off to Whole Foods!
Happy Thanksgiving!Copy !req
141. Happy Thanksgiving!Copy !req
142. Those are a pointless vegetable.Copy !req
143. Just make sure
to have a vegan option for Daniel.Copy !req
144. Sarah, Sarah, I have to let you go.
Okay? Drive safe.Copy !req
145. Your sister is driving me crazy.Copy !req
146. What time should I pick up Bennett
from SeaTac?Copy !req
147. Honey, all I know
is that I am meeting you at your mom's.Copy !req
148. Hi.Copy !req
149. Oh, honey, this is Alex. The maid.Copy !req
150. - Is that what I'm supposed to call you?
- Oh, yeah, maid's fine.Copy !req
151. - Hi, I'm James, nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.Copy !req
152. How's business?
- Busy.Copy !req
153. Yeah? Regina,
you know we've got seven pies, right?Copy !req
154. Do we really need to bring seven pies?
You don't even eat pie.Copy !req
155. They're not for eating.
They are for looking at.Copy !req
156. We can put them out
after the announcement.Copy !req
157. It'll be like a celebratory thing.Copy !req
158. Can you put them
in the car for me, please? Thank you.Copy !req
159. Sorry, they told me to come at 3.
I didn't realize you would still be here.Copy !req
160. No, yeah, we are running late.Copy !req
161. I really appreciate you having me back.Copy !req
162. After the Mr. Darcy thing.Copy !req
163. I don't like
the way the other girls clean, so...Copy !req
164. Okay. We're off.Copy !req
165. Um...Copy !req
166. Can I get your Wi-Fi password?Copy !req
167. I don't have any service here, and I have
to be reachable in case my daughter...Copy !req
168. Your daughter. Right.Copy !req
169. So you got her back, then?Copy !req
170. Partial custody, yeah.
She's with her dad right now.Copy !req
171. Thanks.Copy !req
172. - Is this a five or an S?
- It is an S.Copy !req
173. I'm sorry to leave such a mess,
but I've been baking since dawn.Copy !req
174. But the house is still on the market,
so do a thorough job. Okay?Copy !req
175. Of course.Copy !req
176. Actually, I noticed last time
that the upstairs guest bathroom,Copy !req
177. the grout could use a deep clean.
But the bleach smell can be a lot.Copy !req
178. I was thinking I could come in tomorrow
and take care of it.Copy !req
179. On Thanksgiving day?Copy !req
180. Yeah, I don't have a lot going on,
and I could use the work.Copy !req
181. Well, does that cost extra?
I imagine you have a holiday rate?Copy !req
182. No, I won't charge you extra.Copy !req
183. That's fine, then.Copy !req
184. Now, Mr. Darcy, yes, yes, yes.Copy !req
185. Taking him with me.Copy !req
186. Happy Thanksgiving to you too, Mr. Darcy.Copy !req
187. Once you pour
the white vinegar on the grout lineCopy !req
188. and let that soak in for a little bit,Copy !req
189. the baking soda
will add some grit to the whole thing,Copy !req
190. give it a little bit of texture.Copy !req
191. See, the grit's coming right out.Copy !req
192. Like my beard?Copy !req
193. It's my niece. You wanna fuck?Copy !req
194. This is my snake.Copy !req
195. Made dinner for two. Ate both.Copy !req
196. Sober, single dad.Copy !req
197. Please leave a message after the tone.Copy !req
198. Hey, Mom. Uh... Just giving you a call
because it's Thanksgiving.Copy !req
199. So, yeah, I'll talk to you later.
All right, love you, bye.Copy !req
200. What? That's so cool!
What was your favorite part of the parade?Copy !req
201. Santa.Copy !req
202. You saw Santa?Copy !req
203. Oh, my goodness, sweetie pie!Copy !req
204. Hey, let me talk to Mommy.Copy !req
205. - Hey, we gotta go.
- No, I just got on the phone.Copy !req
206. Yeah, I know,
but say, "Happy Thanksgiving, Mommy."Copy !req
207. Happy Thanksgiving, Mommy.Copy !req
208. I love you, Maddy. I love you so—Copy !req
209. Happy Thanksgiving.
You're gonna get stuffed.Copy !req
210. I'm thankful for that ass.Copy !req
211. Wanna suck on my beard?Copy !req
212. What's happenin', turkey?Copy !req
213. Let's just, yeah, forget I ever said that.Copy !req
214. How's your Indigenous People's Day going?Copy !req
215. Kinda just feels like any other day.Copy !req
216. You?Copy !req
217. Ah, well, my family is driving me insane.Copy !req
218. I'm only home for 48 hours,Copy !req
219. and I'm already considering
changing my flight to "now."Copy !req
220. How about you?Copy !req
221. Same.Copy !req
222. Your profile says that you go to NYUCopy !req
223. and that you're half French.Copy !req
224. And I go to NYU.
In grad school. For, uh, film.Copy !req
225. I'm a junior
at Montana College of Fine Arts.Copy !req
226. And I'm studying creative writing.Copy !req
227. A writer.Copy !req
228. Uh-oh.Copy !req
229. Do you want to play a game?Copy !req
230. I'll literally play any game with you.Copy !req
231. Or on you.Copy !req
232. Or next to you,
or, really, whatever you want.Copy !req
233. Wanna play "meet in person"?Copy !req
234. Where should we meet?Copy !req
235. We can meet here...Copy !req
236. At my house.Copy !req
237. - Hey.
- Hi.Copy !req
238. What's up?Copy !req
239. - Do you want—
- I brought you a gourd.Copy !req
240. I don't know if it's edible,
but it's festive, so...Copy !req
241. Thanks.Copy !req
242. Come in.Copy !req
243. Is this your parents' place?Copy !req
244. Yeah. Yeah. It's my dad and my stepmom's.Copy !req
245. It's a little over the top, I know.
They're in Bermuda right now.Copy !req
246. Hopefully not the triangle.Copy !req
247. No, yeah, I think, uh, the vacation part.Copy !req
248. Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm really nervous,
like, my fingernails are sweating.Copy !req
249. You're so pretty.Copy !req
250. Um...Copy !req
251. Hi. I'm Wayne.Copy !req
252. - Alex.
- The writer.Copy !req
253. Yeah.Copy !req
254. You smell good. I just smelled you.Copy !req
255. Not on purpose.Copy !req
256. Um...Copy !req
257. - Do you want a drink?
- Please, God.Copy !req
258. Hmm.Copy !req
259. Do you want to give me a tour?Copy !req
260. Uh...Copy !req
261. I think you get it. Uh...Copy !req
262. This is the kitchen.Copy !req
263. Yes. Clean.Copy !req
264. We have a really good maid.Copy !req
265. So how do you like Missoula?Copy !req
266. It's good.Copy !req
267. Teachers are really good.Copy !req
268. I just wanna write, so...Copy !req
269. You know who has
a great fiction writing program?Copy !req
270. The New School.Copy !req
271. - You ever thought about New York?
- It's expensive.Copy !req
272. Your dad can't help you out?Copy !req
273. I don't take money from him.Copy !req
274. He, uh, divorced my mom when I was 6
and became a born-again Christian,Copy !req
275. and started a whole new family
that I'm not a part of.Copy !req
276. What about mom? Are you close with her?Copy !req
277. She's undiagnosed bipolar, so no.Copy !req
278. Damn, I'm sorry.Copy !req
279. I feel like a dick now.Copy !req
280. My biggest complaint about my parents is,
like, they send me too many e-mails, so...Copy !req
281. - Your parents pay for your school?
- No. Not my school, just my apartment.Copy !req
282. They bought it for me as an investment.Copy !req
283. Your parents bought you an apartment?
In Manhattan?Copy !req
284. Yeah.Copy !req
285. But I don't like taking money from them.Copy !req
286. Being around them makes me feel...
It makes me feel lonely.Copy !req
287. We get together twice a year, maybe,
and we just sit around on our phones,Copy !req
288. waiting for the day to end.Copy !req
289. How about you? Where were you today?Copy !req
290. Honestly, I've spent the past few
Thanksgivings with my boyfriend.Copy !req
291. He has this little niece
that comes over and, uh...Copy !req
292. It's usually just the three of us.Copy !req
293. But we broke up, so...Copy !req
294. This is my first holiday without them.Copy !req
295. I'm sorry.Copy !req
296. Don't be.Copy !req
297. This is what I wanted.Copy !req
298. So, what do you...
What do you write about?Copy !req
299. What do you make films about?Copy !req
300. Nope, we're done talking about me.
Tell me what you're working on.Copy !req
301. It's new, so I don't really know
how to talk about it yet.Copy !req
302. It's a story about a woman.Copy !req
303. I love female protagonists.Copy !req
304. She lives in a big, beautiful house.Copy !req
305. The kind of house
that's on the cover of magazines.Copy !req
306. She has a personal trainer
and a financial adviser.Copy !req
307. And an IRA.Copy !req
308. She's been to the Louvre more than once.Copy !req
309. She spends entire Saturdays...Copy !req
310. getting hot-stone massages.Copy !req
311. And reading her first-edition books.Copy !req
312. She has a cashmere sweater
that makes her feel like...Copy !req
313. she's being hugged by 1000 baby lambs.Copy !req
314. She wakes up every morning
to a view of the ocean.Copy !req
315. Like it exists just for her.Copy !req
316. Nice detail.Copy !req
317. She has the luxury of time.Copy !req
318. No long lines to stand in.Copy !req
319. No time cards to punch.Copy !req
320. She has time to bake
seven pies from scratch, if she wants to.Copy !req
321. What's the conflict?Copy !req
322. There isn't one.Copy !req
323. - People with money have everything.
- That's not true.Copy !req
324. I mean, I have a Peloton,
and I'm miserable.Copy !req
325. - You have a Peloton?
- Do I look like I have a Peloton?Copy !req
326. You look like you use it as a chair.Copy !req
327. Ouch.Copy !req
328. Fuck.Copy !req
329. - What?
- Fuck. Fuck!Copy !req
330. - You gotta go. You gotta go.
- What?Copy !req
331. Come on. Put your coat on.Copy !req
332. My stepmom's here,
she hates having strangers in the house.Copy !req
333. - Come on.
- Okay. Okay.Copy !req
334. - Sheesh.
- Around there. Side of the house.Copy !req
335. - Can we hang again before I—?
- No. Go! Faster, go!Copy !req
336. I'm so sorry.
I was just getting out of here.Copy !req
337. Oh.Copy !req
338. I was here because of the grout.Copy !req
339. You want another glass?Copy !req
340. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
341. Don't be.Copy !req
342. How about some pie?Copy !req
343. Want some pie?Copy !req
344. No, no, no.Copy !req
345. So how was your Thanksgiving?Copy !req
346. It was good. I cleaned.Copy !req
347. We eat at this table... once a year?Copy !req
348. Eight grand.Copy !req
349. I paid for it.
I paid for everything in this house.Copy !req
350. I work so muchCopy !req
351. that I don't have time
to sit at this table.Copy !req
352. That was always important to me,
that I kept working.Copy !req
353. I was already a partner when I met James.Copy !req
354. My girlfriends all said,
"Quit! Enjoy your life."Copy !req
355. He wanted me to quit too.Copy !req
356. But I said, "Absolutely not."Copy !req
357. I wanted to respect myself.Copy !req
358. I wanted him to respect me.Copy !req
359. It's the people you think you know.
That's who you have to worry about.Copy !req
360. Because you don't actually know them.Copy !req
361. You know the story
you tell yourself about who they are.Copy !req
362. So you can get out of bed in the morning.Copy !req
363. The last few years...Copy !req
364. sometimes I look at my husband...Copy !req
365. he's just sitting there.Copy !req
366. And he's so beautiful.Copy !req
367. And it's not fair.Copy !req
368. And it's maybe
what Alzheimer's feels like.Copy !req
369. He's familiar, but he's a stranger.Copy !req
370. And I know I love him.Copy !req
371. But I don't recognize him.Copy !req
372. And I just want this alien
to get the fuck out of my house.Copy !req
373. I want the real him to come back.Copy !req
374. Do you wanna know what's funny?Copy !req
375. He left his wife for me
because I was young,Copy !req
376. and he'd never had a good relationship
with his kids, and he wanted a do-over.Copy !req
377. But unbeknownst to me, I had the
ovarian reserve of a 50-year-old woman.Copy !req
378. You probably got pregnant
without even trying, didn't you?Copy !req
379. Do you want me to respond?Copy !req
380. Sure. Respond.Copy !req
381. I got pregnant easy.Copy !req
382. But I've had to bust my ass
for everything else.Copy !req
383. I'm sure you have.Copy !req
384. Let's see now, after...Copy !req
385. five years and six rounds of IVF,Copy !req
386. one of which
actually made it to nine weeks...Copy !req
387. and had a heartbeat, that was thrilling.Copy !req
388. After all that,Copy !req
389. then there were the meditation retreats,Copy !req
390. and even a trip to Mexico
for a Mayan uterus massage.Copy !req
391. Three hundred thousand dollars later...Copy !req
392. and now...Copy !req
393. there is a woman named Joanna in Oregon...Copy !req
394. who is five months pregnant with our son.Copy !req
395. My son.Copy !req
396. And I say that lightly
because we used a donor egg.Copy !req
397. All in all,
it took three women to make this baby.Copy !req
398. One with the egg, one with the womb,
and one with the money.Copy !req
399. Me.Copy !req
400. But she does send me pictures.Copy !req
401. I don't even know what I'm looking at.Copy !req
402. What am I looking at?Copy !req
403. Yeah, I think that's his foot.Copy !req
404. So then why don't I feel anything?Copy !req
405. Being a mother
looks like all kinds of things.Copy !req
406. I can understand
how for some women they can accept...Copy !req
407. that the baby is theirs, no matter what.Copy !req
408. And I really thought
I could be that woman, I...Copy !req
409. But after all this time
and all this money...Copy !req
410. when I look at that...Copy !req
411. I don't feel love.Copy !req
412. I don't feel loved.Copy !req
413. I just feel desperate.Copy !req
414. I never thought I'd do this part alone.Copy !req
415. Alone?Copy !req
416. James wants a divorce.Copy !req
417. I'm sorry.Copy !req
418. He told me
on the way to Thanksgiving dinner.Copy !req
419. Which has got to be
some sort of record for asshole-ness.Copy !req
420. It was not like I didn't see it coming.Copy !req
421. With every miscarriage we had,
he just slipped further and further away.Copy !req
422. Jesus, what am I doing?Copy !req
423. - For the grout.
- No, no. Mm-mm. No.Copy !req
424. It's fucking sparkling in here, Alex.Copy !req
425. Don't ever let anybody
take advantage of you.Copy !req
426. Make you feel "less than"
for all of your hard work.Copy !req
427. Work.Copy !req
428. It's the one thing you can count on.Copy !req
429. Everything else is fragile.Copy !req
430. Okay?Copy !req
431. Okay.Copy !req
432. Take the pies too.Copy !req
433. No.Copy !req
434. Please.Copy !req
435. Can I see a picture of your daughter?Copy !req
436. Of course.Copy !req
437. How old is she?Copy !req
438. She's almost 3.Copy !req
439. And you're doing it alone?Copy !req
440. Do you like being a mom?Copy !req
441. I live for my daughter.Copy !req
442. You can go.Copy !req
443. Close the gate on your way out.Copy !req
444. Okay.Copy !req
445. Okay.Copy !req
446. Confessions of a Maid.Copy !req
447. People keep weird things in their drawers.Copy !req
448. And I could list them all here.Copy !req
449. But instead, here's what I'll confess.Copy !req
450. Cleaning people's houses meansCopy !req
451. I spend hours dusting credenzas
that could put me through college,Copy !req
452. washing floors made of wood
that could buy me a house.Copy !req
453. It's hard not to want
their things, their lives.Copy !req
454. No, "want" is too soft a word. Covet.Copy !req
455. It's hard not to covet
these lives that you ache for,Copy !req
456. because it all looks so easy, so pleasant.Copy !req
457. The coconut waters, the shelves of books,
the infinity pools, the ice-cold Sancerre.Copy !req
458. But the truth is,Copy !req
459. despite being wealthy
and living in a dream houseCopy !req
460. with marbled bathrooms
and floor-to-ceiling views of the sea,Copy !req
461. their lives are still lacking.Copy !req
462. Maybe all those long hallways and
walk-in closets are just hiding places.Copy !req
463. Maybe all that glass
just shows you your own loneliness.Copy !req
464. Maybe when you live in a house that big,
you lose yourself in it.Copy !req
465. When I think about the house
that I want for my daughter and me,Copy !req
466. it's not big and full of stuff.Copy !req
467. There's a bed for each of us,
a surface for me to write on.Copy !req
468. Maybe a yard for a big, dumb dog someday.Copy !req
469. But our space is a home
because we love each other in it.Copy !req
470. Say, "Hi, Mommy."Copy !req
471. What? Hi, hi, hi.Copy !req
472. Oh...Copy !req
473. How was your Turkey Day?Copy !req
474. It was good, we had cranberry sauce.
Not a fan.Copy !req
475. Oh, my goodness, I missed you.
I missed you. I missed you.Copy !req
476. We missed you too.Copy !req
477. I thought maybe
you'd change your mind and come by.Copy !req
478. I don't wanna confuse her
about where Mommy lives.Copy !req
479. - Did she eat yet?
- Yep, scrambled eggs.Copy !req
480. Thanks.Copy !req
481. - So how was your lonely Thanksgiving?
- It was okay. Kind of nice, actually.Copy !req
482. I saw you on Tinder.Copy !req
483. I saw you on Tinder.Copy !req
484. - So you'll pick her up Friday?
- Yeah. Yeah, sounds good.Copy !req
485. Okay. Thanks.Copy !req
486. Why don't you give your daddy
a big kiss goodbye?Copy !req
487. See you Friday.Copy !req
488. Bye, Maddy! Bye, Mad-dog!Copy !req
489. - Thank you.
- You guys have fun.Copy !req
490. Guess what. Do you like pie? Are you sure?Copy !req
491. Good news for you.Copy !req
492. I have seven whole pies at home.Copy !req
493. Seven?
- Seven whole pies.Copy !req
494. All right, buddy, let's roll.
What do you say?Copy !req