1. I died when I was 11.
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2. My mom and I were living in Alaska
at the time.
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3. One of her many failed attempts
at reinvention.
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4. I fell through the ice.
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5. I heard it crack
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6. and watched as the water
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7. I remember thinking rather calmly:
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8. "I'm about to disappear."
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9. "There are many—
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10. There are a lot of theories
about who rescued me.
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11. Not that I know.
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12. I blocked it all out.
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13. Some say that it was the dog next door
who barked.
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14. Some say my mom finally came home
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16. That I punched my way through the ice.
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17. Crawled my way out.
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18. But I'm not sure.
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19. Maybe I never made it out of there at all.
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20. Maybe I've been a ghost
all of these years."
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21. And that would make sense.
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22. Because none of you guys
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23. Thank you so much for—
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24. Uh, it's something I've been working on.
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25. Look at you.
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26. Reading sad words up there.
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27. Thank you for covering for me.
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28. Thirteen wants another
pitcher of Bud. Six wants cheesecake.
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29. Uh, I have a question.
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30. Who is that guy right there.
Do you know him?
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31. Sean.
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32. You don't know Sean?
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33. Bartends at the Swan.
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34. Would you mind going
and seeing what he's reading?
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35. Are you serious?
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36. - Can I get a pitcher of Bud for 13?
- Sure.
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37. Love is a Dog— Something.
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38. Love is a Dog from Hell. Bukowski.
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39. Uh-oh.
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40. Alex?
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41. Nate.
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42. From Neptune. From brunch?
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43. Nate.
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44. Uh, Nate. Right. Of course.
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45. Hi. Of course I run into you.
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46. Hey. Yeah.
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47. I was just catching the ferry
going into work early and I was like:
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48. "Whoa. That girl looks like Alex."
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49. And it is.
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50. - This must be Maddy.
- Yeah.
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51. Recognize her from Facebook.
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52. What are you guys doing
camped out on the floor?
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53. - What are you, stranded?
- Ah, no.
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54. We just got to the ferry a little early,
so we're taking a little catnap.
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55. - What time do you have? My phone died.
- 6:05.
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56. Why do you have a vacuum?
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57. I'm just really
into vacuums right now, Nate.
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58. Like to keep one close.
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59. Okay. Well, the ferry's here,
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60. so why don't I just help you out
with your stuff?
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61. That's okay.
We're taking a different ferry.
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62. Thank you, though.
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63. It was good to see you.
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64. What other ferry?
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65. I'm gonna let her sleep, is all.
She's just, uh—
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66. That's all I meant. She's sleepy.
I'm gonna let her sleep a little.
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67. Listen, I don't have to go
into work this early.
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68. Um, can I give you a ride somewhere?
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69. Maybe buy us breakfast?
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70. Oh. Uh, no. I'm— We're good. Yeah.
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71. Come on. I got a phone charger in the car.
We'll hit Starbucks.
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72. Let me help you out.
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73. Hey, Maddy. You wanna watch Frozen?
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74. I got it on a continuous loop
back there for my son.
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75. - No.
Mm.
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76. She's very afraid of the snow creature.
No Frozen, sorry.
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77. Oh. Okay. Um...
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78. Ah. Brady loves that part
because he's a psychopath.
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79. Is he your only one?
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80. Yes.
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81. And his mom and I just got divorced,
so that's a hard yes.
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82. I'm sorry to hear that.
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83. Don't be.
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84. It was amicable.
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85. She really looks like Sean.
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86. You think?
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87. Yeah, I mean, that's a good thing, right?
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88. Look like the great...
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89. Sean Boyd.
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90. Hey, Alaska.
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91. Hi.
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92. So you're still writing?
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93. Oh, yeah.
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94. All the time.
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95. Because you're so talented, I mean—
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96. - You still working at Neptune?
- No, no.
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97. I'm a structural engineer now.
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98. Remember, I was in grad school at U-Dub?
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99. Honestly, I can't even swim.
I'm just boned.
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100. I would've just sunk.
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101. Yeah, I joined this small firm in Seattle.
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102. I mean, maybe not that small.
We just opened a second office in L.A.
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103. - Wow.
- Yeah.
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104. You don't know
where the 360 area code is, do you?
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105. Merritt, I think?
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106. Do you want me to help you out?
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107. No, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
Thank you.
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108. - Thank you, really, though.
- Okay.
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109. Come here, baby girl. I know.
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110. Come here.
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111. - What?
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112. Hey.
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113. - Thank you so much, really.
- Yeah.
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114. - Yeah, here. Keep it.
- Oh. Um...
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115. - Are you sure?
- Yeah, I've got more.
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116. And you got my number, right?
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117. So call me if you need anything.
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118. What do you say, Mad?
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119. You wanna say goodbye?
Wanna say thank you?
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120. Oh!
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121. Okay.
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122. Oh, wow.
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123. So strong.
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124. Strong, strong, strong.
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125. Yeah? If this is another summons,
you can shove it up your ass.
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126. It's Alex.
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127. - Who?
- Alex.
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128. Oh. You. The Dyson thief.
Don't bring that kid in here.
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129. Look, I can explain.
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130. I can explain too.
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131. Value Maids. Ignore. Value Maids. Ignore.
Who am I? Your phone.
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132. - I got into a car accident.
- Sure you did.
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133. No, I really did.
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134. I got into a car accident on Route 20
and I totaled my car.
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135. - Got a photo right here.
- Jesus Christ, that's your car?
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136. I stand corrected.
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137. But I still can't pay you,
if that's why you're here.
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138. I had an emergency.
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139. Client doesn't give a shit.
All she knows is you didn't come back.
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140. I don't get paid, you don't get paid.
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141. I did that cleaning, Yolanda.
I busted my ass for three hours.
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142. I didn't stop to pee.
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143. I bought the supplies, paid for the gas.
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144. I lost two hours of my life
going back and forth to Regina's house.
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145. Hey, sucks for me too.
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146. I'm out the money
and a very valuable client.
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147. Life shits on your balls sometimes.
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148. Okay, are you sure there's not
any other shift that you have left open?
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149. - I'll take anything.
- I'll keep you in mind.
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150. I really need this work.
I really need this pay stub.
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151. I promise you I won't mess up again.
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152. Leave your uniform there, hon?
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153. - Hello?
Is this Alex Russell?
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154. Um, who's this?
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155. This is John Marshal, ma'am.
I represent Sean Boyd.
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156. You have an attorney
or can we speak directly?
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157. I'm sorry, who is this?
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158. I'm Mr. Boyd's attorney, ma'am.
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159. I'm calling to notify you that Mr. Boyd
has filed an emergency petition
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160. with the Family Court of Ludlow County
to have his child, Maddy Boyd,
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161. returned
to his custodial care immediately.
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162. The court has called a preliminary
hearing for tomorrow at 10 a.m.
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163. If you fail to show,
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164. he will file a further petition to forgo
all your parental rights to Maddy.
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165. Do you understand everything
you've been notified of?
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166. Sean didn't even graduate high school.
How does he have a lawyer?
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167. Anyone can get one.
All you need is 1500 bucks.
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168. Sean doesn't have 1500 bucks.
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169. Well, somebody does. His family?
I don't know, that's not your problem.
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170. Your problem is you don't have a roof
over her head.
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171. That's not gonna look good in court.
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172. We need to get you
off the streets immediately.
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173. There's no beds at Shawgit,
not that you'd get there without a car.
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174. - Yolanda advance you that pay stub?
- Nope.
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175. So we still can't qualify you
for transitional housing.
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176. There's beds
at the domestic violence shelter,
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177. but you said you're not DV?
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178. Yeah. I'd really hate to take a bed
from somebody's that been abused for real.
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179. "Abused for real." What does that mean?
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180. Beaten up. Hurt.
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181. And what does fake abuse look like?
Intimidation?
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182. Threats?
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183. Control?
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184. You need to call the DV hotline yourself.
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185. They'll send a cab around to the
closest police station to pick you up.
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186. Call and say what?
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187. "Help."
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188. Thank you.
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189. You're Alex, this is Maddy?
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190. I'm Denise. We spoke on the phone.
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191. You're here. You can breathe.
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192. Good, baby girl.
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193. We do a lot of breathing here. Yes, we do.
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194. You carry Maddy, I'll get your bag.
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195. - Mm-hm.
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196. This is Cal, he's always here.
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197. On his desk is the sign-out book
where you sign,
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198. in and out.
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199. Now, your phone goes here.
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200. Just check the location is off first.
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201. - I'm not allowed to use my phone?
- You can use it all you want.
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202. It'll be right here for you.
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203. Just have to leave the premises to use it.
Walk a block or two.
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204. Protecting the confidentiality
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205. No.
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206. No.
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207. I wanna go home.
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208. This whole place is just for us?
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209. It certainly is.
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210. Look at this.
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211. - Look how cute that is. Look at—
- No. No.
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212. I'm sorry, she's very sleepy.
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213. I'll have them bring dinner
so you can settle in.
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214. And a change of clothes for her.
What is she, size 3?
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215. Thank you.
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216. - Wow.
- No, no, no.
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217. Come here. Check this out.
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218. Hi. I live up in 23.
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219. Try this.
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220. The woman who lived in 3 left them behind
when she moved out,
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221. so maybe your daughter will like them.
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222. - Thank you.
- Don't mention it.
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223. - I have something I think you might like.
- Mm-mm.
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224. Do you wanna see what it is? Do you?
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225. You want a special surprise?
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226. All right. Well...
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227. - What in tarnation?
- What?
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228. - What are they?
- Oh, my goodness.
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229. Look at them. Look at all the ponies.
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230. Look at these ponies.
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231. - Yellow? Okay?
- What?
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232. It's standing up.
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233. Oh, my gosh.
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234. Oh, my gosh.
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235. - Hey.
- I wanted to come by
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236. - and say thank you so much.
- I'll come out.
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237. So?
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238. Did the ponies work? It sounded like it.
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239. Absolutely. You're a lifesaver.
Amazing. Thank you.
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240. They are so fucking creepy, right?
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241. I showed my son and he was like, "Nah."
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242. Super creepy, yeah,
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243. I guess I don't know why anyone
would have that many ponies.
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244. Girl, I got a lot of questions
about the girl who lived in 3.
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245. Smelled like she was cooking turds.
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246. I'm Alex, by the way.
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247. I'm sorry, I don't know
if I'm supposed to...
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248. use real names here.
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249. That's up to you.
Some girl's calling herself
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250. Yasmina Jade Skye over there,
and we all know that's bullshit.
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251. But my real name is Danielle.
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252. My real name is Alex.
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253. How old is your son?
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254. Oh, he's 7. He's in first grade.
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255. How about yours?
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256. She's almost 3. Yeah.
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257. - Uh, your eyelashes are very beautiful.
- Oh, I know, right? Shelter chic.
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258. Trying to be my own advertisement
'cause I do lashes as a side hustle.
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259. Trying to get more serious
so it could be my main hustle.
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260. Like be a boss babe.
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261. "Lashes by Danielle." No, no, no.
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262. "Luscious Lashes by Danielle."
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264. Do you need anything?
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265. Um, no, we're all set. Um...
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267. Um...
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268. I'm sorry, you don't have anything
that I could wear to court, do you?
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269. Girl.
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270. Girl, come on!
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271. We're gonna do your makeup
and your lashes too.
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272. Oh.
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273. - She brought Maddy.
Oh, fuck.
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274. Maddy Moo.
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275. - Hey!
- Daddy!
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276. Hey, baby.
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277. So good to see you.
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278. Okay?
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279. Brought her to court?
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280. Why are you wearing a suit?
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281. Why are you wearing a cheetah?
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282. Look, kids aren't allowed in court.
It's against the rules.
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283. Why's your whole family here?
Why's Ethan here?
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284. To support me. It's been hell for me.
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285. It's been hell for you?
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286. Come on.
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287. We all just want
what's best for Maddy here.
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288. We want what's best for Maddy.
Both of us, yeah.
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289. We can't afford food
and you can afford a lawyer.
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290. - Sorry. We should head in.
- Thanks, John.
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291. Thanks, John.
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292. I'll stay out here with her
since you decided to bring her.
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293. - Come to me!
- Lovely to see you, Doreen.
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294. Here's Schmariel.
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295. Mommy will see you real soon, okay?
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296. Okay.
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297. I love you!
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298. Case 549GRT, Boyd v. Russell.
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299. Regarding emergency petition 5937-G
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300. this is a motion for an ex parte order
to return Maddy Boyd, age 2,
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301. to the care of her father Sean Boyd,
effective immediately.
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302. Yes, Your Honor.
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303. Has an amendment
to the Family Plan been filed
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304. and paperwork served?
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305. It's been filed, and with your permission,
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306. since we were unable to reach Ms. Russell,
we will serve her at this time.
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307. - Granted.
So served.
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308. On what grounds should an
ex parte of Maddy Boyd be considered?
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309. Your Honor, Ms. Russell
has failed to legal, legal, legal,
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310. and she's legally legal, we ask the court
to legal, legal, legal.
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311. I see, and that's legal.
Very legal, legal, legal.
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312. Ms. Russell.
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313. - I'm sorry, judge, I don't understand—
- Commissioner.
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314. I'm not a judge. I'm a court commissioner.
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315. My plan?
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316. To provide for Maddy, you removed her
from her home in the middle of the night,
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317. have withheld and concealed
her whereabouts from Mr. Boyd
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318. for more than 72 hours,
and have neither a home nor income.
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319. What's your plan?
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320. I'm figuring that out.
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321. - Do you have a roof over her head?
- Yes.
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322. We're currently at McMullin House.
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323. That's the DV shelter.
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324. Yes. We were referred there
by Social Services
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325. after I told them how unsafe we were.
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326. Your Honor, this is out of left field.
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327. My client has never laid a hand
on this woman or his child.
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328. Ms. Russell, did you file
a police report on the night you left?
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329. No.
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330. Do you have third-party witnesses
to confirm this allegation?
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331. No.
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332. Have you ever filed
a police report at any time
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333. documenting the domestic abuse
of Mr. Boyd?
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334. - No.
- May I throw some more legal at you?
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335. Oh, yes, legal me.
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336. She failed to legal, legal,
which is legally legal per legal.
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337. Ms. Russell, is this true?
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338. You were in a car accident with Mr. Boyd's
child in the back seat unattended?
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339. Yes. I was looking for her mermaid.
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340. Mr. Boyd, the court grants your emergency
petition for an ex parte order
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341. to return Maddy to your custody.
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342. We will reconvene in seven days.
Adjourned.
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343. I'm sorry. What did you decide?
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344. You have seven days
until the temporary custody hearing.
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345. Use that time to obtain employment
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346. and create a cogent plan
to provide for Maddy.
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347. Maddy stays with Sean until then?
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348. You can still see her with a third-party
neutral supervisor present.
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349. - No—
- Ms. Russell, we're adjourned.
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350. Case 339GRF.
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351. Maddy, Maddy, Maddy, hey.
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352. Hey, Maddy.
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353. Hi, honey. Hi, honey.
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354. - Daddy tell you where you're going?
- Home.
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355. You're gonna go home,
but just for a week, okay?
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356. And then we're going back
to the pony house.
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357. And I'm gonna come and do bath time
with you every single night.
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358. Come on, Maddy.
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359. Hey, how did it go?
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361. - Alex.
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362. Alex.
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363. Are you okay?
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364. Those fuckers.
How long did the court say he gets her?
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365. - How long?
- A week.
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366. Seven days?
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367. Girl, that's not bad.
I heard so much worse than that.
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368. Seven— You could do seven days.
That's like seven sleeps.
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369. Do you get to see her?
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370. For bath time.
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371. That's good, Mama.
They don't always do that, you know.
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372. Court gave me no visitation rights
the first time I left Carl.
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373. Calling me unfit...
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374. Those suits can say whatever they want.
But you are a great mom.
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375. - No. I never should have left.
- Yes, you should have.
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376. He's a great dad.
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377. He's a great dad and Maddy adores him.
They're home right now snuggling together.
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378. And I'm alone in a shelter
I don't belong in.
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379. - You're here because he abused you.
- He didn't abuse me.
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380. He punched a wall beside my head,
and I didn't do anything about it,
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381. and I didn't file a report,
and I didn't call the cops.
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382. Fuck the police report.
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383. Punching a wall next to you
is emotional abuse.
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384. Before they bite, they bark.
Before they hit you, they hit near you.
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385. Next time, it was gonna be your face,
and you know that.
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386. I don't know what I know.
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387. Okay, all right, stop it. Stop it.
Come here. Look at me. Hey, look at me.
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389. You see that?
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390. This motherfucker tried to strangle me.
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393. he was all, "Pass the salt.
Someday I'm gonna strangle you, girl"?
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394. No.
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395. It grows, like mold.
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396. I lost Maddy.
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397. Okay. We're getting up.
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398. Come on, you gotta get up now.
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399. Come on. Let's go.
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400. Oh, you think I don't know this carpet?
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403. And you gotta get up off this carpet,
Alex, and you gotta fight.
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404. Come on, vámonos, let's go. Get up.
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406. Get up! I can't slap you, bitch, 'cause
we in a DV shelter, but you gotta get up!
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407. Get up!
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408. - Fuck, okay. Okay.
- Get up!
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409. 'Cause seven days is not that long, okay?
You gotta get yourself a DV advocate.
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410. File an account of abuse for the court.
You gotta get your ducks rowed up.
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411. - But instead you're lying here.
- Yeah. Um...
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413. Look at you. "They're not gonna
listen." Whine, whine, whine. Get angry!
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414. You need to dig in there
and pull that shit out, Mama!
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415. What he did to you was fucked up!
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mad as shit about it.
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420. Just one thing that pisses you off.
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421. - Um...
- Could be anything. Whatever you want.
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422. - I appreciate what you're doing.
- No.
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423. You gotta tell me
one thing you're angry about.
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424. Anything.
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425. - Quick.
- I'm, um—
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426. - Regina pisses me off.
- Great. Who's Regina?
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427. I cleaned her house on Fisher Island,
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428. and she refused to pay me
and then I lost my job.
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429. So you did the work
and she didn't pay you?
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430. My God, I bet she lives
in a gorgeous-ass house too.
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431. In her Lululemon pants.
With her KitchenAid standing mixer.
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432. - That must make you really angry.
- Yeah.
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433. Good. Get your coat.
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434. Let's go. We're pulling up.
That bitch is gonna pay you.
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435. Let's go.
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436. Hey, there's an open house.
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437. Let's go. Let's fucking go.
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438. We can't go to an open house.
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439. Why not? It's an open house.
The house is open.
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440. - Regina's probably not here, Danielle.
- But her stuff is.
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441. I mean, how much
did she fleece you for anyway?
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442. 37.50.
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443. We're doing this for 37.50?
I could have Venmo'd you that.
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444. - You're right. Let's go back.
- No.
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445. No. Fuck that. It's the principle, okay?
You earned that pathetic 37.50.
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446. We're gonna get you
37.50 worth of something.
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447. Danielle, I don't steal.
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448. Who said anything about stealing? Hmm?
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449. How is this not prepping
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450. What? Girl, we're just making space.
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451. - Are you here for the open house?
- I'm gonna stop you right there, Jackie.
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452. I think the real question is,
are you ready to make a sale?
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453. My wife and I are friends of Regina's
from spin class.
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454. She said that we had to come by
and check out her designer nursery.
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455. Gorgeous. Eco-friendly, heated floors.
May I have your names?
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456. Taylor Swiftman.
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457. Yasmina Jade Skye.
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458. Oh, lovely.
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459. Welcome. Make yourselves at home.
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460. My associate's in there to answer
any questions and show you around.
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461. Is Regina home?
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462. She stepped out. I'll make sure
to let you know you say hi, Taylor.
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463. Oh, my God.
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464. What do these people do?
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465. No clue.
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466. Well, damn, girl.
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467. This house is clean. You're good.
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468. - Thank you. Can we get out?
- Okay.
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469. So you distract him, and I'll look around.
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470. It's gorgeous.
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471. Hello.
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472. Do you have any questions?
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473. Uh, it's a beautiful property.
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474. Yes. So much light.
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475. - These walls look solid.
- They're earthquake retro-fitted.
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476. The roof goes over the whole house.
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477. It doesn't cover the backyard,
if that's what you mean.
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478. Well, honey,
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479. it's lovely, but we're gonna have
to think it over, so...
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480. Okay, so don't be mad.
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481. But I saw something in her office
I had to take for you.
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482. No. No.
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483. - Her business card.
- No, that's not it.
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484. That's just so we have her number,
so we can text her. The item's in my bag.
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485. Take a look.
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486. - You stole her dog.
- No.
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487. She came to me, okay? She was
just chilling there in her kennel.
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488. - "Hey, buddy."Hello, friend."
- No. You can't steal the woman's dog.
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489. We're not stealing her. Just showing her
the sights. We're gonna give her treats,
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490. then I'll text that bitch
to bring 37.50 or we cut a paw.
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491. Turn around. I'll throw him over the gate.
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492. Him? Oh, no.
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493. - Are you a boy?
- It's not funny.
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494. I was already in court once today.
I'm not getting in trouble for a dog.
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495. - Okay, okay.
- Pull over, and I'll call this number.
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496. I'll call her, and I'll say
I found your dog on the street.
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497. - It's not funny.
- Sorry. It's funny.
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498. Regina's on her way.
She's gonna be here in five minutes.
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499. I'm sorry. I didn't mean
to ruin your dog fun.
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500. I just can't get arrested right now.
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501. - No. It's not that. I—
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502. This is the second call.
The first was when I was in line.
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503. Can you hold it?
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504. - I don't want it in my hand.
- Yes.
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505. - Can you press Ignore?
- Mm-hm.
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506. Ignored. Done. Done.
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507. It's just— His face, you know.
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508. - Why don't you turn it off?
- This is what he does.
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509. He says, "I love you. I wanna see my boy."
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510. He's just gonna call again. Fuck it.
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511. You know what the fucked-up part is?
I want him to see Max.
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512. It's his son.
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513. Be right back.
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514. The fuck are you calling me for, huh?
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515. Oh, yeah?
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516. Mr. Darcy.
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517. Oh! Oh, thank God.
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518. I don't know how he got out of his kennel.
How did you get out of your kennel?
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519. Oh. Where did you find him?
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520. Uh, the street. Yeah.
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521. How did he get all the way over here?
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522. Dogs run far.
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523. But your legs are so short,
Mr. Darcy, yes.
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524. - I'm glad I was able to help you.
- Oh, yes.
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525. Thank you so much, truly.
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526. You don't recognize me?
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527. I'm sorry?
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528. Uh... I'm your maid.
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529. I cleaned your house.
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530. Right. You, um...
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531. You passed out in the nursery.
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532. You stiffed me.
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533. Oh, my...
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534. Oh, my God. Is this...? What...?
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535. What is this?
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536. Did you steal my dog?
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537. My slightly insane friend borrowed your
dog for a potential hostage situation.
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538. But I'm returning him to you.
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539. And here you go,
giving your dog back. I'm the hero.
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540. Oh, my fucking God!
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541. I am calling the police.
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542. Call the police, yeah. Call the police,
and I'll tell them that you're a thief.
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543. You owe me $37.50.
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544. Unbelievable.
I do not negotiate with criminals.
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545. Pay me what you owe me.
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546. I am not paying you one dime.
You didn't even come back to finish.
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547. No, I did. I came back to your house.
I was on my way back to your house.
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548. I got into
a horrible car accident on Route 20.
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549. And my daughter and I,
we've been living in that car.
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550. So we became homeless.
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551. And then,
because you're a cheap motherfucker,
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552. I couldn't feed her, I couldn't house her,
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553. and I couldn't get her off of the floor
of the ferry station, so then...
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554. this morning,
the court took her away from me.
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555. Yeah.
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556. You lost your dog for five minutes,
and I lost my daughter.
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557. You can go fuck yourself.
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558. Keep on going down,
and it's on the right. The yellow one.
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559. Gotcha.
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560. Okay.
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561. This is where you were living?
No wonder you were sweating out $37.50.
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562. Five hours, 30 minutes, nine seconds.
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563. Wow. Sweet.
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564. - Yeah?
- Yeah.
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565. Take it off.
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566. Too bad I can't feel my nuts. Otherwise,
I'd give you a proper show, Alaska.
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567. Yeah.
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568. How many hours are you
supposed to be able to bike?
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569. Not hours, miles. Forty.
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570. With three months' worth of gear
on my bike.
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571. You supposed to blow through
the whole syllabus before class starts?
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572. Why else would they put it online?
It's nerd catnip.
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573. Anything good?
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574. A River Runs Through It. Makes me
wanna move to Montana immediately.
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575. Good thing you are, then.
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576. I'm not gone yet.
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577. What is it, man?
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578. I mean, how many more times am I gonna
have to listen to that sad-ass pity party?
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579. - Hey, Danielle, uh...
- Yeah?
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580. This trailer wasn't always quite this bad.
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581. I don't want you to think
this is what I chose for my daughter.
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582. I think your daughter's lucky.
That's what I think. She's got you.
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583. Look, I know
that bitch didn't cough it up today,
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584. but you should feel
really good about yourself.
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585. You should feel fucking proud of yourself.
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586. You started fighting back.
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587. You started standing up for yourself.
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588. You were yelling, "Go fuck yourself"
in a random parking lot.
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589. Thank you for getting me off that carpet.
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590. I got you.
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591. You sure you ready to go back in there?
It's soon.
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592. I promised Maddy I'd do bath time.
That's our thing.
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593. Want me to come back?
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594. - No. I'll walk.
- Okay, boo, don't miss curfew.
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595. Oh, yup. I won't. Yes, ma'am. Thank you.
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596. - Hi, Doreen.
- Hi.
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597. - I'm here to do bath time with Maddy.
- We already did it.
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598. It's 5:45.
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599. Well, she got dirty on the playground,
and so we did it early.
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600. Can I come in and tuck her in, then?
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601. She's already down.
Sean did it before he went to work.
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602. She's asleep at 5:45?
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603. She had a cough, so we gave her
Robitussin to help her sleep. Okay?
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604. No. She can't have cough syrup.
She's a baby. What do you mean?
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605. I gave it to all my kids when
they were her age, and she's fine. Okay?
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606. Have a good night.
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607. Sorry.
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608. Danielle!
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609. Danielle!
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610. Regina paid.
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611. Denise, hey, where's Danielle?
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612. - Let's meet in my office to speak.
- Uh—
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613. - Did you kick her out? What happened?
- No.
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614. Okay, well, she's gone.
All her stuff. She's gone.
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615. I apologize, baby girl.
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616. Can you go on down to apartment 23,
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617. Let's go, guys.
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618. Danielle checked out. She left.
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619. What do you mean?
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620. She left shelter, early this morning.
That's all I can say.
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621. Okay. Where'd she go?
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622. Uh...
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623. Denise, he strangled her.
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624. This happens.
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625. They go back more often than not.
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626. It takes most women seven tries
before they finally leave.
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627. This was Danielle's third time here.
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628. It took me five tries.
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629. The armchair in the front lawn
of our trailer belongs to me.
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630. And you can't tell under all the mold,
but it's pink velvet.
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631. And when I moved in to Sean's,
it came with me.
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632. And when I told him I was pregnant...
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633. he sat me down on that chair...
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634. and he brought me a cup of mint tea...
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635. and he told me that he would
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636. All tenderness.
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637. But then...
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638. when I told him
that I wasn't gonna get an abortion...
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639. he took the chair...
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640. and all the rest of my belongings,
and he threw them out into the rain.
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641. And he screamed at me,
and he told me that I was a fucking whore.
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642. And he said that
I was ruining his bike trip
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643. and that I was also ruining his life.
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644. And he also said that, uh...
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645. he would never forgive me.
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646. And he hasn't.
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647. What the fuck are you thinking?
Fucking bitch!
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648. Think for a fucking second, Alex!
For a fucking second!
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649. And I've been afraid of him
every day since.
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650. Anyway...
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651. Just something I'm working on right now.
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