1. Sasshi and Arumi are from Osaka,
but they're stuck, lost in mysterious worlds,Copy !req
2. and they're having a hard time finding their way back to their birthplace, Abenobashi.Copy !req
3. Starting with a Sword and Sorcery Shopping Arcade,Copy !req
4. they went to a Sci-Fi Shopping Arcade,
where everything and anything was made of mecha.Copy !req
5. A mecha Kouhei-san and a mecha Papa.Copy !req
6. The Abeno Angels, dressed in sexy space outfits.Copy !req
7. Sasshi and Arumi get on board a combining robotCopy !req
8. and defeat the enemy, a machine beast!Copy !req
9. Now, the place they've jumped to today is...Copy !req
10. Well, it looks similar, but it doesn't seem quite right...Copy !req
11. Episode 4
Fire It Up!
Abenobashi * Hong Kong Combat Shopping ArcadeCopy !req
12. We've ended up in a weird place again.Copy !req
13. The writing's all in Chinese characters here.Copy !req
14. Hold on a sec, Arumi.Copy !req
15. If it's all in Chinese characters, that means...Copy !req
16. Yeah?Copy !req
17. If it's all in Chinese characters, that means...Copy !req
18. So, what does it mean?Copy !req
19. It's gonna be real tough to read.Copy !req
20. You know!Copy !req
21. Come, come, please welcome to drop by!
Please welcome to drop by!Copy !req
22. Hey, I wonder why there's a crowd over there?Copy !req
23. That's not what I'm talkin' about.Copy !req
24. Aren't you at least curious?Copy !req
25. Sometimes bargains start the very day you lay eyes on each other.Copy !req
26. Customers GaloreCopy !req
27. Tourists, come on over.Copy !req
28. Wow, what a brilliant knockoff.Copy !req
29. Customers GaloreCopy !req
30. These are no knockoffs please! They are imitations please!Copy !req
31. How about it, Miss? Wouldn't you like one?Copy !req
32. Today's special was commissioned by Louis XV of the French Dynasty!Copy !req
33. Louis XVCopy !req
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52. Louis XVCopy !req
53. Super deluxe t-shirt!Copy !req
54. Customers GaloreCopy !req
55. That's so lame. It's just got it written on there.Copy !req
56. What's so super deluxe 'bout it?Copy !req
57. The price is mega expensive, you see!Copy !req
58. Don't want it.Copy !req
59. This is amazin'!Copy !req
60. Baisan and Atranger!Copy !req
61. Oh, this one over here is great, too!Copy !req
62. It's the first time I've ever seen a Sasutaker knockoff!Copy !req
63. I've had enough of robots already.Copy !req
64. You sure never grow up, Sasshi.Copy !req
65. You sure never grow up.Copy !req
66. Does little Arumi-chan want this doll?Copy !req
67. N...Copy !req
68. Not really.Copy !req
69. Hey, it's a panda!Copy !req
70. What's a panda doin' here?Copy !req
71. Hey, Pocchi, Pocchi.Copy !req
72. C'mere, Pocchi.Copy !req
73. Why's a panda "Pocchi"?Copy !req
74. Pocchi, Pocchi, Pocchi, Pocchi. Pocchi, Pocchi, Pocchi, Pocchi.Copy !req
75. C'mon, look over here, Pocchi.Copy !req
76. It's a panda, darn it!Copy !req
77. Pocchi, Pocchi!Copy !req
78. It ain't the same size as before!Copy !req
79. Simmering Dumplings Go SlowCopy !req
80. Simmering Dumplings Go SlowCopy !req
81. Simmering Dumplings Go SlowCopy !req
82. Simmering Dumplings Go SlowCopy !req
83. What's a pot doin' here?Copy !req
84. Sasshi, watch out!Copy !req
85. I don't get it. Why a dumplin'?Copy !req
86. Onii-chan!Copy !req
87. Onii-chan!Copy !req
88. Onii-chan, you really are alive!Copy !req
89. Hey!Copy !req
90. What are you doing to my Onii-chan?Copy !req
91. Onii-chan?Copy !req
92. That's right! He's Mune-mune's Onii-chan!Copy !req
93. This color, this smell,Copy !req
94. and this chewy, soft...Copy !req
95. texture. Right?Copy !req
96. You know, Sasshi ain't got a kid sister.Copy !req
97. 'Sides, no matter how ya look at it, you're older than him.Copy !req
98. Huh?Copy !req
99. Well? I bet you can't refute that!Copy !req
100. That's right! Onii-chan!Copy !req
101. Please win against the Golden Claw next time for sure!Copy !req
102. Okay.Copy !req
103. Listen to me when I'm talkin'!Copy !req
104. So, what's the Golden Claw?Copy !req
105. My son!Copy !req
106. My son, so you are alive!Copy !req
107. Stop it!Copy !req
108. What the heck is the premise this time?Copy !req
109. Are you not the Golden Claw, who not only killed my eldest son,Copy !req
110. but also stole a doll, which was our family treasure?Copy !req
111. What a mega explanatory soundin' line.Copy !req
112. Oh, I see! So, that's the premise this time!Copy !req
113. Let's see, a doll, the family treasure, got filched.Copy !req
114. Don't note it, don't note it.Copy !req
115. Ni hao, bonjour, you stinking old man.Copy !req
116. If you want to avenge him, enter the combat tournament I sponsor.Copy !req
117. I am using the doll that I stole from Monsieur as the prize.Copy !req
118. What language was that?Copy !req
119. Wh-Wh-Wh-What did you say?Copy !req
120. By that, you mean that you will be participatin' in
the next combat tournament that you are holdin'Copy !req
121. and that you will fight us as well?Copy !req
122. "Wh-Wh-Wh-What did you say? By that, you mean..."Copy !req
123. Don't note it word for word.Copy !req
124. Well, then, everyone, Adios! Amigo!Copy !req
125. And his last words are in Spanish for some reason.Copy !req
126. "Combat tournament, the one left out sucks up ants." Right.Copy !req
127. There you have it. That was the Golden Claw.Copy !req
128. That was?Copy !req
129. Please win against him this time, Brother!Copy !req
130. Win? In what?Copy !req
131. Here you are.Copy !req
132. Huh?Copy !req
133. SasshiCopy !req
134. SasshiCopy !req
135. Please take the copy. Now, you are all set to enter the tournament.Copy !req
136. Thank you very much!Copy !req
137. What's it say?Copy !req
138. "Every applicant participatin' in the combat tournamentCopy !req
139. will be purchasin' a high class feather futon, and all-purposeCopy !req
140. Taisho Japanese harp that can even be played in the bath,Copy !req
141. and various other things totalin' 700 items."Copy !req
142. What the heck? So, they're not givin' it to us?Copy !req
143. We don't need any of that stuff.Copy !req
144. "If you do not wish to purchase these items,
please notify us within eight days of applyin'."Copy !req
145. Hey, the application date is written as bein' two weeks ago!Copy !req
146. Sasshi, you've been swindled!Copy !req
147. What?Copy !req
148. There, I've delivered the merchandise that you ordered.Copy !req
149. What's combat tournaments and corrupt business practices got to do with each other?Copy !req
150. Beats me.Copy !req
151. Well, there's your total.Copy !req
152. That's steep.Copy !req
153. Oh, you can't pay for it?Copy !req
154. I didn't buy it!Copy !req
155. So, you can't pay for it.Copy !req
156. I see.Copy !req
157. If you can't pay for it,Copy !req
158. you'll have to undergo the trainin'.Copy !req
159. Wha? Trainin'?Copy !req
160. Trainin', like...Copy !req
161. For what?Copy !req
162. So, you are the one who wishes to marry my daughter?Copy !req
163. I've had enough of these messed up turns of events.Copy !req
164. It's the first time your grandpa showed up, Sasshi.Copy !req
165. You there, Miss,Copy !req
166. you think I am just an ordinary old man, do you not?Copy !req
167. Very well.Copy !req
168. Come at me however and whenever you wan...Copy !req
169. W-W-Wait a sec...Copy !req
170. Hey, I said, wait. I need to prepar...Copy !req
171. I won.Copy !req
172. How about it? Behold my secret technique!Copy !req
173. I can still stand, even after the beating I took.Copy !req
174. That's worthless.Copy !req
175. Well, that is not important.Copy !req
176. Let us begin the training to learn my secret technique.Copy !req
177. Summon the acting master.Copy !req
178. Okay.Copy !req
179. You two had better prepare yourselves.Copy !req
180. You're...Copy !req
181. Well? I bet you can't get your jaw off the floor!Copy !req
182. Oh, it's just you, Pocchi.Copy !req
183. He is the acting master!Copy !req
184. Do not take him lightly.Copy !req
185. Any who wish to master the technique must bow to the panda.Copy !req
186. This acting master will now put you through the training of terror in all 36 chambers...Copy !req
187. This temple has 36 training chambers.Copy !req
188. You will be required to clear all of them.Copy !req
189. Is this for real? All he's said is, "Ugah!"Copy !req
190. Shut up! Quit grumbling! Let's go!Copy !req
191. Now, I shall teach you the weight of 4,000 years of Chinese tradition until you become sick of it, so prepare yourself!Copy !req
192. In the past, during the era of the first emperor of Qin,Copy !req
193. when soldiers prepared for battle,Copy !req
194. they valued spiritual strength over military tacticsCopy !req
195. Um...Copy !req
196. and in order to strengthen their spirits,Copy !req
197. They've both already left...Copy !req
198. to say nothing of physical strength...Copy !req
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230. Adrian!Copy !req
231. I have nothing left to teach you.Copy !req
232. Ugah!Copy !req
233. Onii-chan!Copy !req
234. Onii-chan, you've finished your training, haven't you?Copy !req
235. Huh?Copy !req
236. What's this mean?Copy !req
237. Enough's enough!Copy !req
238. Ugah!Copy !req
239. CombatCopy !req
240. TournamentCopy !req
241. Combat TournamentCopy !req
242. What'll I do?Copy !req
243. You had trainin', so won't it work out somehow?Copy !req
244. I don't really get it, but is Papa the one we need to defeat this time?Copy !req
245. You mean, Papa's the goblin in this world?Copy !req
246. Right.Copy !req
247. Oh, gimme that Super Ab-Machoness 3.Copy !req
248. I don't know...Copy !req
249. Listen to me!Copy !req
250. Considerin' the pattern from last time and the one before that,Copy !req
251. part of me feels like there's gonna be some mega huge opponent, but...Copy !req
252. I want that Super Ab-Machoness 3 after all.Copy !req
253. I said, listen!Copy !req
254. So, we meet again.Copy !req
255. It appears there is some fate linking us.Copy !req
256. Oh, it's the nice mister!Copy !req
257. The key chain mister!Copy !req
258. M-Mister?Copy !req
259. What?Copy !req
260. This is the mister you bought the key chain from?Copy !req
261. How come you know this mister, too?Copy !req
262. Mister...Copy !req
263. Who are you calling a mister?Copy !req
264. Don't you have a power stone or somethin' that works miracles, Mister?Copy !req
265. What about a Seven Divinities of Good Fortune wallet
that really increases your luck getting money, Mister?Copy !req
266. C'mon, Mister.Copy !req
267. I'm telling you not to call me mister!Copy !req
268. So, here's the ultimate item that this Onii-san suggests you get!Copy !req
269. Outfit That Makes You Feel Stronger!Copy !req
270. It only makes me feel like it?Copy !req
271. Anyway, just do as Onii-san says and try throwing a punch!Copy !req
272. Oh, this is amazin'!Copy !req
273. There!Copy !req
274. This is retarded.Copy !req
275. Like I said, it's the ultimate item,Copy !req
276. "Outfit That Makes You Feel Stronger!"Copy !req
277. Makes me feel like it? You mean, it just makes noises?Copy !req
278. Well, at any rate, if you gain confidence, your abilities tend to follow suit.Copy !req
279. I'll see you around.Copy !req
280. Onii-chan!Copy !req
281. You absolutely must win!Copy !req
282. If you do...Copy !req
283. Here she is again.Copy !req
284. This smell...Copy !req
285. What? What?Copy !req
286. Onii-chan, your clothing still has the price tag on it!Copy !req
287. I'll take it off right away.Copy !req
288. There!Copy !req
289. I can't breathe.Copy !req
290. There, there!Copy !req
291. There, there!Copy !req
292. I'm goin' on ahead.Copy !req
293. Hey, wait!Copy !req
294. Now, things are getting started here!Copy !req
295. Abenobashi Shopping Arcade Golden Claw Scramble Combat Tournament!Copy !req
296. Furthermore, to the winner of this tournament goes...Copy !req
297. this doll!Copy !req
298. And now, finally, I present to youCopy !req
299. the Abenobashi Shopping Arcade Combat Tournament!Copy !req
300. It's here at last.Copy !req
301. Keep it together and go for it!Copy !req
302. Here's the final round.Copy !req
303. The final round already?Copy !req
304. What the heck?Copy !req
305. So, these two're the only ones who ended up participatin' anyway!Copy !req
306. VictoryCopy !req
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312. VictoryCopy !req
313. I have to hand it do you for coming this far without running away, mon amour.Copy !req
314. But I am the one who will win.Copy !req
315. You think you can scare me with that fancy-shmancy pose?Copy !req
316. If you're not gonna hurry up and get started,Copy !req
317. I'll come at you first!Copy !req
318. Hey, hey, you're runnin' away.Copy !req
319. Hang in there, Onii-chan!Copy !req
320. He's strong. Is that really Papa?Copy !req
321. I'll let you off at that for today...Copy !req
322. Boy, you have any final words to leave the world with?Copy !req
323. It can make all the noise it wants,
but it doesn't help one bit when what's inside is weak.Copy !req
324. Damn it, makin' such good swingin' noises...Copy !req
325. If you gain confidence, your abilities tend to follow suit.Copy !req
326. Then gimme somethin' that works better!Copy !req
327. But, now that he mentions it, ever since we came to this freaky world,Copy !req
328. things worked out just by followin' the forms.Copy !req
329. Just the form...Copy !req
330. The form...Copy !req
331. Form...Copy !req
332. My goodness!Copy !req
333. S-Sasshi just...Copy !req
334. He looks so lame, 'cause his proportions are mega wrong.Copy !req
335. And next up is...Copy !req
336. Drunken Fist!Copy !req
337. Drink only after you turn 20!Copy !req
338. Sasshi's doin' awesome, but he looks so uncool.Copy !req
339. And that is...Copy !req
340. What is that?Copy !req
341. I don't get it! It's too hardcore, I don't get it!Copy !req
342. Look! At his hair!Copy !req
343. You don't look good in blonde.Copy !req
344. Don't tell me he's goin' to do that!Copy !req
345. What is he, a monster?Copy !req
346. Ka-me-ha-me...Copy !req
347. Damn it! Who is the greater geek should not be the decisive factor in a battle!Copy !req
348. And I'll prove it to you!Copy !req
349. Hot, hot, hot, hot!Copy !req
350. I'll try it again.Copy !req
351. Ka-me-ha-me...Copy !req
352. Damn it! Who is the greater geek...Copy !req
353. The Rest Has Been AbridgedCopy !req
354. The rest has been abridged.Copy !req
355. H-How could this be?Copy !req
356. Does that yellow suit have a battleship class beam cannon?Copy !req
357. W-What the heck was all that about?Copy !req
358. Combat TournamentCopy !req
359. Congratulations on your victory, Sasshi.Copy !req
360. Here you go.Copy !req
361. Huh? The kyonshii doll?Copy !req
362. What's this?Copy !req
363. Onii-chan!Copy !req
364. Let me see that doll, too!Copy !req
365. But, why? You worked so hard to win it.Copy !req
366. You wanted it, right? At Kouhei-san's shop.Copy !req
367. Are you sayin' it's for me?Copy !req
368. Sasshi...Copy !req
369. You sure really are dense.Copy !req
370. 'Sides, you seriously think a girl in grade schoolCopy !req
371. would want a kyonshii in this day and age?Copy !req
372. Well, excuse me!Copy !req
373. What? The talisman...Copy !req
374. I don't need anything else as long as I get this back!Copy !req
375. Oh, it's a talisman that he wrote.Copy !req
376. What?Copy !req
377. Then what about gettin' revenge and you tellin' me to win, huh?Copy !req
378. That was to get this talisman back, of course.Copy !req
379. I couldn't care less about the Golden Claw.Copy !req
380. Oh, really.Copy !req
381. Oh, the talisman!Copy !req
382. Huh? What's going on?Copy !req
383. Hey, hand over this talisman, too!Copy !req
384. What the? What the?Copy !req
385. It came back to life because the talisman was removed!Copy !req
386. Then we gotta put that talisman back on!Copy !req
387. No way! I finally got my hands on it!Copy !req
388. I can't breathe...Copy !req
389. Hand this one over, too!Copy !req
390. This is no time for that!Copy !req
391. Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot!Copy !req
392. Oh, the talisman!Copy !req
393. No! My talisman!Copy !req
394. Sasshi, what're ya lookin' at? We're gonna get eaten!Copy !req
395. The talisman! The talisman!Copy !req
396. Talisman?Copy !req
397. Hurry! Hurry! Paste it on its face!Copy !req
398. I can't get it off!Copy !req
399. Got it!Copy !req
400. Owowow...Copy !req
401. Huh? My clothes are back.Copy !req
402. Oh, it's a goblin! So, it was you!Copy !req
403. Yes, yes, it is my defeat.Copy !req
404. Speak one wish.Copy !req
405. Damn straight!Copy !req
406. Send us back to our real home this time!Copy !req
407. Okay, okay.Copy !req
408. Now, chant the spell.Copy !req
409. All things extant in this world,Copy !req
410. gods of Heaven, gods of Earth, let them be as they should be.Copy !req
411. All things extant in this world,Copy !req
412. gods of Heaven, gods of Earth, let them be as they should be.Copy !req
413. Hey, don't we gotta do all sorts of other things like make offerin's?Copy !req
414. Well, we will say that it is okay.Copy !req
415. It'll probably be okay.Copy !req
416. Don't say probably!Copy !req
417. Thus shall it be.Copy !req
418. What a nice day.Copy !req
419. Do ya think we got back like we're supposed to?Copy !req
420. How peaceful.Copy !req
421. Hey, it's a kite.Copy !req
422. That thing looks like a kite to you?Copy !req
423. It's pretty damn big.Copy !req
424. Kites're like that these days.Copy !req
425. It squawks out of its pointy beak...Copy !req
426. Th-Th-Th-Th...Copy !req
427. That's impossible!Copy !req
428. What is it this time?Copy !req
429. To be continuedCopy !req
430. Now, on the next Magical Shoppin' Arcade Abenobashi...Copy !req
431. Hold on a second!Copy !req
432. Didn't ya promise that I'd get to do the next episode previews?Copy !req
433. I don't remember makin' a promise like that.Copy !req
434. You did, remember?Copy !req
435. Don't get all teary-eyed over somethin' so silly.Copy !req
436. Just do it.Copy !req
437. Really? Then, then, then, I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it!Copy !req
438. Do it already!Copy !req
439. What should I say first?Copy !req
440. You hadn't thought about it?Copy !req
441. Now that it's time, I've got so much I wanna say.Copy !req
442. What kinda preview were ya plannin' on doin'?Copy !req
443. Well, ya see, first, I'd look back just a bit...Copy !req
444. on what happened in this episode, and then...Copy !req
445. Next Time
Extinction!
Abenobashi * Ancient Dinosaur Shopping ArcadeCopy !req
446. Oh, there's no time left.Copy !req