Magical Shopping Arcade Abenobashi 1x11

Directed by Hiroyuki Ochi

After the troubles of the amusement park, Sasshi and Arumi are now at war. On both side of a conflict, the two armies fight for the Abenobashi Shopping Arcade. When it comes to war and cliches, its all here in the chaos.

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1. For a boy to say,

2. "I'm taking the girl I like to a super fun amusement park for her to enjoy,"

3. is not a very difficult thing.

4. A quick check of the times for events and fireworks in a guide,

5. and you go off happily together.

6. However,

7. "I'm going to MAKE a super fun amusement park for the girl I like to enjoy,"

8. is quite a large undertaking.

9. By the time you can do it properly, you'll be a pro among pros.

10. You're certain to come to be called an entertainment specialist.

11. Of course, by then, the girl may not necessarily be by your side.

12. Well, in the case of Sasshi, a child and an amateur,

13. it's only natural that he wasn't able to do a good job.

14. What else could you expect?

15. Wars happen because they are meant to happen.

16. There exists a cause and a goal.

17. The war between the Turtle Bath Army and the Pelican Army,

18. which broke out at the Abenobashi Shopping Arcade, was no exception.

19. Arumi desperately wishes to return to her own world,

20. but Sasshi does not, because he has learned of Masa-jii's death.

21. It was inevitable that they would confront each other and clash.

22. Their showdown turned into a war of attrition

23. and as a result, the battle line has been deadlocked.

24. Resolution!

25. Abenobashi

26. Battlefield

27. Shopping Arcade

28. Episode 11 Resolution! Abenobashi * Battlefield Shopping Arcade

29. We'll Always Serve Your Shopping Needs With A Smile! Abenobashi Shopping Arcade Holidays (Every 2nd & 4th Tuesday) Thank you for your business

30. Message!

31. Private E-1 Sasshi of Squad 7, Corps 6 of District 5 General HQ,

32. auxiliary to the 4th Battalion, under command of the 3rd Regiment,

33. under the 2nd Division, of the 1st Army, reporting, ma'am.

34. State your posting.

35. What? I just said it.

36. State your posting!

37. Let's see...

38. Private E-1 Sasshi of Squad 7, Corps 6 of District 5 General HQ...

39. I can't say it twice, ma'am!

40. Good.

41. It's okay?

42. Report!

43. Yes!

44. A tank unit of the enemy Pelican Army

45. is assembling in front of the Wakaba Cigarette Shop. End report!

46. I see, good work.

47. Communicate that to Division Headquarters immediately!

48. Me?

49. Of course! Go, now!

50. Yes!

51. Message...

52. Private E-1 Sasshi of Squad 7, Army Corps 6 of Region 5 General HQ...

53. oh, auxiliary to the 4th Battalion, under command of the 3rd Regiment,

54. under the 2nd Division, of the 1st Army, reporting.

55. I see, a tank unit of the enemy Pelican Army

56. is assembling in front of the Wakaba Cigarette Shop.

57. Unbelievable!

58. I ain't said nothin' yet.

59. Good work!

60. Please let General Headquarters know right away.

61. Wha? Me?

62. Of course!

63. Yes!

64. Go, now!

65. Message...

66. Uh, yeah...

67. Private E-1 Sasshi of Squad 7...

68. You are Private E-1 Sasshi of Squad 7,

69. Army Corps 6 of Region 5 General Headquarters,

70. auxiliary to the 4th Battalion, under command of the 3rd Regiment,

71. under the 2nd Division, of the 1st Army.

72. What? Are you Private E-1 Sasshi of Squad 7,

73. Army Corps 6 of Region 5 General Headquarters,

74. auxiliary to the 4th Battalion, under command of the 3rd Regiment,

75. under the 2nd Division, of the 1st Army?

76. Yes.

77. Good, you may return.

78. But I haven't made my report yet.

79. General, a tank unit of the enemy Pelican Army

80. is apparently assembling in front of the Wakaba Cigarette Shop.

81. What? In front of the Wakaba Cigarette Shop?

82. Am I actually of any use here?

83. All right, run the message to Forward HQ, Private E-1 Sasshi!

84. It's the same sort of thing day after day after day.

85. I wonder how long this war's gonna go on for?

86. Now is indeed the time to deliver a righteous and crushing blow

87. to those incompetent bastards of the Turtle Bath Army!

88. Oui.

89. You will lead the armored division,

90. penetrate the trenches in one fell swoop,

91. and strike at the enemy command headquarters!

92. Make a grand display of your skills in the art of war!

93. Oui.

94. Colonel Arumi!

95. Yes!

96. I appoint you to be Senior General Papa's aide.

97. With all due respect, I decline to bein' nothin' but a simple aide.

98. Please assign my unit to the vanguard!

99. Well spoken.

100. That is why our army is so strong!

101. Abeno shall be ours!

102. Abeno shall be ours!

103. What are they, USO?

104. C'mon, c'mon, it's cheap, it's cheap! Come and buy some!

105. You can buy anything as long as you have money!

106. Hey, Sasshi, buy something!

107. Sorry, Kouhei-san, I've only got 100 yen.

108. One, two, three...

109. Then have some dumpling soup!

110. Here, 100 yen for a bowl.

111. That looks tasty.

112. But I'm curious 'bout the USO choppers, too...

113. What? USO choppers?

114. Yeah.

115. Welcome * USO

116. It's the USO, just like I thought!

117. Gulp.

118. Oh, dear!

119. M o n r o e

120. M o n r o e

121. My goodness, are you that happy to see me?

122. Flatterers.

123. I'll guide everyone...

124. to Heaven.

125. Don't you mean Hell?

126. Hello, everyone.

127. Starting now,

128. I'll be singing and dancing for the next two and a half hours.

129. Please sit back and enjoy...

130. Well, there's no doubt he was a dangerous object.

131. Private E-1 Sasshi!

132. Yes, what is it?

133. Private E-1 Sasshi, you are hereby assigned to scouting duty.

134. That is all.

135. Y-Yes!

136. Private E-1 Sasshi, be quiet!

137. Please forgive me!

138. But Major, perhaps you should slow down a little...

139. This is nothing, we're just getting started!

140. I have a bad feeling about this!

141. Hey!

142. Arumi!

143. I've found ya, Sasshi!

144. Whoa, Arumi, why d'you got such big breasts?

145. Eek! You noticed it already.

146. Non, non, non!

147. Private, you still haven't gotten the "meaning" of this tank unit.

148. You pad Arumi's breasts and now, it's really a "Padton Tank" unit...

149. Yeah, right. It can't be somethin' that stupid.

150. What? You went to all that trouble for somethin' that pointless?

151. This is why I didn't wanna say it.

152. If you didn't wanna, then don't do it to start with.

153. There's more. These pads are actually gold, ya know.

154. "Golden pad."

155. He's sayin' the lines before you get to them again.

156. C'mon, laugh...

157. Don't cry, it's depressin'.

158. Why are you talkin' so imperiously to me, Arumi-chan?

159. I can't believe I have to fight under a general like him.

160. It's such an ordeal.

161. That's my line!

162. Goodbye.

163. Why the heck are we so good?

164. Don't go back in!

165. And quit it with the accompaniment!

166. Asahina

167. Asahina

168. Asahina

169. Asahina

170. Arumi

171. Arumi

172. Toru

173. Toru

174. Don't make me do these nonsensical things!

175. I am totally ticked now!

176. Eat this!

177. Since it's come to this...

178. Major?

179. Private E-1 Sasshi, you understand, don't you?

180. If you want to protect someone, sometimes, sacrifices become necessary.

181. You mean...

182. Don't forget about me, okay?

183. Nee-chan!

184. Sasshi, farewell.

185. Sasshi, I'll never forget the sacrifice you made.

186. I just knew it!

187. Protecting your superior officer is a subordinate's duty!

188. Bye-bye!

189. You tryin' to kill me?

190. It's always somethin' like this.

191. Haha, Sasshi! How d'you like that?

192. This is the Red Tiger of Kamchatka.

193. White Rabbit of Inaba, go ahead.

194. A large-scale black wolf is closin' in on our position.

195. White Rabbit to Red Tiger.

196. Battalion cannons, regiment cannons, division cannons,

197. all units capable of providing reinforcement.

198. Red Tiger to White Rabbit.

199. Bombard them without delay.

200. White Rabbit, roger that. Commence barrage!

201. Non!

202. We did it!

203. Pelican Army Blitzkrieg

204. Pelican Army Blitzkrieg

205. Pelican Army Blitzkrieg

206. Pelican Army Blitzkrieg

207. Pelican Army Blitzkrieg

208. Pelican Army Blitzkrieg

209. Pelican Army Blitzkrieg

210. Pelican Army Blitzkrieg

211. Pelican Army Blitzkrieg

212. Pelican Army Blitzkrieg

213. Pelican Army Blitzkrieg

214. Pelican Army Blitzkrieg

215. Pelican Army Blitzkrieg

216. Pelican Army Blitzkrieg

217. Pelican Army Blitzkrieg

218. Pelican Army Blitzkrieg

219. Pelican Army Blitzkrieg

220. Pelican Army Blitzkrieg

221. Pelican Army Blitzkrieg

222. Failed

223. Failed

224. Senior General Papa

225. Senior General Papa

226. Senior General Papa

227. Senior General Papa

228. Senior General Papa

229. Senior General Papa

230. Senior General Papa

231. KIA

232. KIA

233. Well done, Private E-1 Sasshi.

234. No, after being specially promoted three ranks, as of now, you are Sergeant Sasshi.

235. What? For real?

236. This time, it is our turn to go on the offensive.

237. On the offensive?

238. Yes!

239. We execute a great surprise attack with our anti-air power!

240. It doesn't matter what it is, we just do it!

241. All right, it's sudden and I don't really understand it, but I understand!

242. We will use your idea.

243. Where is the enemy's main force at this time?

244. The scout plane is searching for them.

245. Message from the scout plane.

246. The enemy's main force is assembled at the barber shop.

247. At the barber shop, you say?

248. All right, Major Sayaka.

249. Sergeant Sasshi will launch a surprise attack on that location!

250. It's all or nothing! We will settle everything now!

251. Yes! We will do our very best!

252. No anti-air response. And no enemy interceptors comin' up.

253. Okay! The surprise attack is a success!

254. Tiger, Tiger, Tiger's gold coin dumplings!

255. Follow me! I'll show them the might of rapidly descending bombers!

256. Whoa, that's the later version of the dog god statue,

257. the secret animal in the second set of choco-eggs,

258. lost in the non-amicable split between two certain companies!

259. Changin' target!

260. Operation successful.

261. But I didn't think it'd be successful for real...

262. What a moron.

263. Turtle Bath Army's Surprise Attack on Pearl Barber

264. Turtle Bath Army's Surprise Attack on Pearl Barber

265. Turtle Bath Army's Surprise Attack on Pearl Barber

266. Turtle Bath Army's Surprise Attack on Pearl Barber

267. Turtle Bath Army's Surprise Attack on Pearl Barber

268. Turtle Bath Army's Surprise Attack on Pearl Barber

269. Turtle Bath Army's Surprise Attack on Pearl Barber

270. Turtle Bath Army's Surprise Attack on Pearl Barber

271. Turtle Bath Army's Surprise Attack on Pearl Barber

272. Turtle Bath Army's Surprise Attack on Pearl Barber

273. Failed

274. Failed

275. Major Sayaka

276. Major Sayaka

277. Major Sayaka

278. Major Sayaka

279. Major Sayaka

280. KIA

281. KIA

282. As of now, you are assigned the rank of captain.

283. Excuse me, but why do I get to be promoted?

284. I do not really understand either.

285. Maybe it's 'cause our numbers are diminishin'.

286. Oh, really.

287. Imperial headquarters, air force announcement.

288. In the Battle at Pearl Barber, which just took place,

289. our side attained victory.

290. In this engagement, Sergeant Sasshi distinguished himself,

291. fighting like a demon, and was granted the unprecedented honor

292. of a five rank promotion to captain.

293. We're probably gonna lose this war.

294. Did you say something?

295. No, nothin'.

296. We absolutely, absolutely cannot lose this war!

297. We must defend this place, the Turtle Bath, at all costs!

298. It's terrible! The enemy has moved! The Tsutenkaku...

299. What?

300. Since it's come to this, I will deliver the coup de gráce myself!

301. With this giant battleship, Yamatogawa!

302. Radar readings confirmed! Multiple enemy fighters!

303. Rout them!

304. It's no use! Every last unit in the assault force has been shot down!

305. Isn't this gettin' seriously bad?

306. Incoming message from the enemy!

307. To the commander of the Turtle Bath Army, General Mune-mune.

308. You people have fought well.

309. However, the might of my battleship Yamatogawa is colossal.

310. Your military strength cannot compare!

311. You should know that better than anyone else.

312. You do not even have a one in a million chance of winning.

313. So, General Mune-mune...

314. Please marry me!

315. What's he sayin'?

316. Sorry 'bout the joke.

317. You guys have weak knees and backs.

318. Anyway, if you are willing to surrender, I will happily accept.

319. As of now, you have a five-minute grace period.

320. However, I will make one thing clear!

321. Listen well, we are...

322. Speak clearly!

323. What shall we do, General?

324. Tell them, "You fools."

325. I said, "You fools!"

326. "You fools."

327. Whoa, he's mad now.

328. C'mon, laugh.

329. Why you! The one who calls another a fool is the fool!

330. All cannons at the ready!

331. What shall we do?

332. We have not lost yet.

333. We have a final resort to fall back on.

334. Final resort?

335. Fire!

336. Where is everyone?

337. Major General Taro

338. Major General Taro

339. Major General Taro

340. Major General Taro

341. KIA

342. KIA

343. Colonel Mitsuyo

344. Colonel Mitsuyo

345. Colonel Mitsuyo

346. Colonel Mitsuyo

347. MIA

348. MIA

349. MIA

350. MIA

351. We're done for now! Help!

352. This is nothing! We'll just have to fall back on our final resort!

353. There's still more?

354. We'll have to get in close!

355. Get in close?

356. That man will return without fail.

357. The Turtle Bath must hold out until he comes back!

358. Huh? What?

359. We're charging!

360. Charging a warship in the flesh?

361. Come!

362. Stop! Stop! We're gonna die! We're gonna die! We're gonna die!

363. Die fighting!

364. No way! I don't wanna die!

365. Can you die for someone else?

366. No, I can't! No, I can't!

367. Cosmo-zone of love!

368. I don't understand!

369. I'm happy that her breasts are pressed against my back, but...

370. Mune-mune, don't die!

371. Mune-mune, hang on!

372. Don't worry...

373. Because I haven't, I haven't seen him yet...

374. Mune-mune...

375. Sasshi, how is our battle progressing?

376. We're doin' fine! Our side's winnin'!

377. Really?

378. Yeah, for real! So, hang in there, Mune-mune!

379. The Turtle Bath will be protected...

380. Once again, he'll...

381. Mune-mune?

382. I have faith that as long as the Turtle Bath is still here,

383. he will come to me again.

384. Mune-mune...

385. I'm sure, I'm sure that if I just believe, it will come true...

386. If I just believe...

387. Yeah, that's right. Of course, you're...

388. As long as you believe, there's nothing you can't do. Nothing.

389. Sasshi, thank you.

390. You have to live, with your own strength now.

391. Mune-mune.

392. Oh, I can see his face smiling. He's...

393. Mune-mune?

394. Mune-mune!

395. All that had been was in ruins.

396. In this land that had suffered the ultimate in destruction,

397. there was no sound and no movement.

398. Sasshi understood then

399. that a shopping arcade in this world was now dead.

400. War is meaningless.

401. An excerpt from Sasshi Imamiya's memoirs,

402. Chapter 3 of the introduction.

403. Well, it was interestin', but it's been kinda rough, too.

404. I guess there's no place like home. I wanna go home.

405. I heard ya, I heard ya!

406. You just said, you wanna go home!

407. What?

408. Haven't you had enough? I've had tons of fun already.

409. I've enjoyed some of it in my own way too.

410. Really?

411. Think 'bout it for a second.

412. Just 'cause I'm goin' to Hokkaido doesn't mean we'll never see each other again.

413. And there's nothin' better than livin' in good health in our own world

414. rather than keep wanderin' from one stupid world to another. Right?

415. If you just believe, it will come true...

416. Yeah!

417. Yeah, she might be right.

418. All right, let's go with that then!

419. Shall we go home?

420. Yeah!

421. With my powers, we may be able to jump to a world where Grandpa Masa's alive and well.

422. No, I can make the jump. I'm sure I can!

423. I gotta believe!

424. To be continued

425. Now, in the next episode of Magical Shoppin' Arcade Abenobashi...

426. Oh, my, Arumi-chan, what are you doin', dear?

427. Oh, Aki Nee. Sasshi's doin' the next episode preview right now.

428. After all the fun war games resulted in a sad endin',

429. Oh, preview du delelemont.

430. Sasshi finally feels like goin' home.

431. I'll do it!

432. I wanna do the preview!

433. They think they have returned to their world at last,

434. Wow, a ton of people are showin' up today for some reason.

435. I've been thinkin' this for a while now,

436. but strangely enough, it was yet another strange world after all.

437. but every single time, they're such haphazard previews,

438. or rather, I don't think they serve as previews at all.

439. Are ya okay with this sorta thing, Director-san?

440. Well, I'm not the one writing the previews,

441. What could possibly be awaitin' in this next world?

442. it's some little scribblings from this guy from Akashi...

443. Next time, "Huge Reversal? Abenobashi Hollywood Shopping Arcade."

444. Oh, I wanna do the preview!

445. Preview! Preview! Preview!

446. Please look forward to it. There.

447. Next Time Huge Reversal? Abenobashi * Hollywood Shopping Arcade

448. Mune-chan, you certainly are enthusiastic.

449. Hello?

450. Oh, brother.