1. The place they arrive at is a thousand years ago in Abenobashi Shopping...Copy !req
2. No, there isn't even a bridge, much less a shopping arcade.Copy !req
3. It's just plain Abeno.Copy !req
4. When you think of Abeno, you think of Abeno Seimei.Copy !req
5. Eutus' true identity was that famous Onmyou mystic.Copy !req
6. So, what we've found out so far...Copy !req
7. The mysterious incidents that have happened thus far were all Eutus' fault.Copy !req
8. Mune-mune is Sasshi's grandma!Copy !req
9. If they go back to their original world, Grandpa Masa will be dead. Whoa!Copy !req
10. That third one is especially heavy there.Copy !req
11. Faced with this shocking truth...Copy !req
12. what will grade school kid Sasshi's next move be?Copy !req
13. He can't possibly tell Arumi.Copy !req
14. Hey, wait for me!Copy !req
15. Namiko-san...Copy !req
16. Akira-san...Copy !req
17. I'm so bored.Copy !req
18. And there's nothing good on TV, either.Copy !req
19. Ho! Takonoushi has managed to hang in there at the edge of the ring!Copy !req
20. Dohyou!Copy !req
21. So, this week's theme will be men's arts and crafts.Copy !req
22. Shugei!Copy !req
23. In other words, you are saying that the starting point...Copy !req
24. for various forms of artistic expression was imitation.Copy !req
25. Mohou!Copy !req
26. You guys ain't funny!Copy !req
27. Oh, the TV was my last hope!Copy !req
28. This is bad.Copy !req
29. I'm gonna die of boredom!Copy !req
30. Hello, Arumi-chan!Copy !req
31. Sasshi!Copy !req
32. And how are you today?Copy !req
33. What's Sasshi doing on television? What's that stupid looking outfit?Copy !req
34. My, my, Arumi-chan, you seem to be in a foul mood.Copy !req
35. You can hear what I'm saying?Copy !req
36. Of course, I can hear you. Because I am...Copy !req
37. I felt like I hadn't been fair to ya, but when I came back...Copy !req
38. you weren't there and I didn't see the Mister or any goblins around!Copy !req
39. You got any idea what a tough time I've had here?Copy !req
40. That's why I...Copy !req
41. If you've got the time to be making excuses, hurry up and do something!Copy !req
42. I know that. Quit hurrying me.Copy !req
43. 'Course I'm in a hurry!Copy !req
44. Day after day, I've been stuck in this stupid world all by myself...Copy !req
45. staring at the TV until my eyes glazed over!Copy !req
46. It's done!Copy !req
47. Hey!Copy !req
48. What're ya doing? Cut it out!Copy !req
49. We're here!Copy !req
50. What the hell d'you do to me?Copy !req
51. What the heck is that gaudy, cheap looking castle?Copy !req
52. A store selling glasses?Copy !req
53. Non, non, non.Copy !req
54. Not again?Copy !req
55. Non, non.Copy !req
56. This is a fantastic fairy tale land for mademoiselle to enjoy.Copy !req
57. Fairy tale?Copy !req
58. Oui.Copy !req
59. This way.Copy !req
60. Kyapiryun!Copy !req
61. Kyariryun!Copy !req
62. Congratulations!Copy !req
63. You are Sasshiland's very first visitor!Copy !req
64. Yay!Copy !req
65. Sasshiland?Copy !req
66. To start with, here's your supplementary prize...Copy !req
67. of a year's supply of the latest video game consoles!Copy !req
68. What d'you mean, a year's supply? Just one'll last ya for years.Copy !req
69. A year's supply of LCD TVs.Copy !req
70. A year's supply of PCs.Copy !req
71. A year's supply of rare uniforms.Copy !req
72. A year's supply of luxury sports cars.Copy !req
73. A year's supply this, a year's supply that...Copy !req
74. You guys must be morons.Copy !req
75. Where's that moron Sasshi?Copy !req
76. Je ne sais pas.Copy !req
77. Getting all these girls together!Copy !req
78. This world sure seems like something that moron'd think up!Copy !req
79. You sure as hell ain't getting away with it this time!Copy !req
80. She's mad for some reason.Copy !req
81. I thought she'd be happy for sure if I did all that for her.Copy !req
82. I wonder what it was that rubbed her the wrong way?Copy !req
83. I just don't understand girls.Copy !req
84. Well, it can't be helped. Let's move on to plan H-6.Copy !req
85. Roger that!Copy !req
86. What kinda sensibility is this? It hurts my eyes.Copy !req
87. Hello and welcome, hop.Copy !req
88. Kouhei-san?Copy !req
89. I've got sweet candy, sweet cotton candy, and sweet ice cream.Copy !req
90. Which would you like, hop?Copy !req
91. "Hop"? Well, not that it matters.Copy !req
92. Say, Kouhei-san, have ya seen Sasshi?Copy !req
93. Katsura?Copy !req
94. Sasshi!Copy !req
95. Welcome!Copy !req
96. No, no, you don't gotta do that.Copy !req
97. Welcome!Copy !req
98. This is more shamelessly gaudy than the ol' ladies of Osaka.Copy !req
99. It's making my head spin.Copy !req
100. No!Copy !req
101. Take care!Copy !req
102. What the heck? I said I don't wanna go!Copy !req
103. But this world's even worse than the ones we've already been to.Copy !req
104. Ya think so?Copy !req
105. But I'm going to make sure you have tons of fun from here on out!Copy !req
106. Aren't you just looking forward to it?Copy !req
107. This ain't fun.Copy !req
108. Are ya right in the head?Copy !req
109. You were stupid to begin with...Copy !req
110. but you sure your brain is not rotting with worms growing inside?Copy !req
111. Wearing that weird outfit, and that goofy look on your face.Copy !req
112. Don't say my face looks goofy!Copy !req
113. Besides, where the heck are you right now?Copy !req
114. The place that controls this world!Copy !req
115. Control?Copy !req
116. How's that? You surprised now?Copy !req
117. Bekachu?Copy !req
118. Huh?Copy !req
119. Oh, wrong one! This isn't it, either. Let's see...Copy !req
120. Here!Copy !req
121. Don't fall asleep!Copy !req
122. Huh? So, what?Copy !req
123. Here, here, here! An Onmyou mystic license!Copy !req
124. I can now use hitogata to cast magic, come and go to other worlds...Copy !req
125. and do lots of other stuff like create worlds!Copy !req
126. Really?Copy !req
127. So? Are ya surprised?Copy !req
128. Well, you just do whatever you wanna do.Copy !req
129. I'm not interested in that stuff anyway.Copy !req
130. What? This is where you're supposed to be more surprised!Copy !req
131. Don't you get it?Copy !req
132. Like seeing how an Onmyou mystic's dressed and shrieking 'bout how cool he is.Copy !req
133. Your outfit's so stupid looking.Copy !req
134. Don't say it's a stupid outfit!Copy !req
135. Listen closely.Copy !req
136. This is an excellent costume based on geomancy and mystical physics!Copy !req
137. Its first surprising feature is...Copy !req
138. the number of hitogata that you can carry with you at all times!Copy !req
139. An amazing 50 hitogata!Copy !req
140. This is 1.5 times more than previous costumes!Copy !req
141. Did you hear me? 1.5 times more! Furthermore...Copy !req
142. Even the Demon's Gate and Rear Demon's Gate are at your disposal.Copy !req
143. This all-directional gyroscope is a standard feature!Copy !req
144. Not only that, its size is adjustable...Copy !req
145. and it has extra urethane, making it excellently airtight!Copy !req
146. On top of which, here you are!Copy !req
147. It's reversible!Copy !req
148. I told ya not to fall asleep!Copy !req
149. I get you.Copy !req
150. So, you've become an honest-to-goodness Onmyou mystic, right?Copy !req
151. That's right!Copy !req
152. Then how 'bout hurrying up and sending us back to our own world?Copy !req
153. Well, I could do that, but...Copy !req
154. I thought I'd get you to enjoy this world first!Copy !req
155. I'm not enjoying it at all! I don't wanna be here one bit!Copy !req
156. What? But it's such a fun place! Why not?Copy !req
157. I guess it's still not enough.Copy !req
158. All right, Arumi-chan, I'll take you to an even more fun world!Copy !req
159. Oh, hey, Sasshi! I told ya I don't want this!Copy !req
160. What the?Copy !req
161. No! I don't wanna go!Copy !req
162. Girl, what are you doing?Copy !req
163. Gracious! And you're dressed so pretty!Copy !req
164. Pretty?Copy !req
165. Get yourself over here!Copy !req
166. Huh? What? Excuse me...Copy !req
167. At this rate, I probably should have plan N-3 ready too.Copy !req
168. Let's see, let's see...Copy !req
169. Found it!Copy !req
170. "Use hitogata and make them do all sorts of things."Copy !req
171. First, once you've decided on the hitogata to use...Copy !req
172. You set it and...Copy !req
173. I see, I see.Copy !req
174. Do you hear me? Have everything cleaned before the end of the day!Copy !req
175. Um, I don't really wanna do any of this or anything...Copy !req
176. So now it's a Cinderella game?Copy !req
177. Honestly, it's one thing after another...Copy !req
178. Oh, poor, poor Arumiderella.Copy !req
179. Treated cruelly by your evil stepmother...Copy !req
180. you are not even allowed to go to the ball, are you?Copy !req
181. I shall use my magic now and send you to that ball!Copy !req
182. Don't want it.Copy !req
183. Now, don't say that.Copy !req
184. I don't want what I don't want!Copy !req
185. Normally, this is where everyone becomes really happy.Copy !req
186. Oh, I know!Copy !req
187. If you go to the ball, you will meet the prince!Copy !req
188. I don't wanna meet him at all.Copy !req
189. You will receive a year's supply of glass slippers!Copy !req
190. Don't need 'em.Copy !req
191. This is a problem. We can't move things along at this rate.Copy !req
192. Well, I'm gonna go home.Copy !req
193. You're going home?Copy !req
194. You can't go home!Copy !req
195. What's with that outfit?Copy !req
196. I'm the prince. If you won't come see me, the story won't move along!Copy !req
197. There's no way in hell I'd be happy doing stupid things like this!Copy !req
198. What are ya trying to pull here?Copy !req
199. Stupid... Well, sure, maybe it is, but...Copy !req
200. You were saying you wanted to do Cinderella for Performing Arts Day at school, so...Copy !req
201. You know!Copy !req
202. Would ya quit doing things that are as stupid as offering teacakes...Copy !req
203. to someone bleeding his guts out and about to die?Copy !req
204. I see, I see, I see.Copy !req
205. What d'you mean?Copy !req
206. If ya keep doing these stupid things forever, you'll see heavenly punishment someday!Copy !req
207. I'm not afraid of heavenly punishment!Copy !req
208. After all, I'm an honest-to-goodness Onmyou mystic.Copy !req
209. Bring it on! Arrows, guns, teddy bears, whatever you have!Copy !req
210. What's a bear doing here?Copy !req
211. Oh, that hurt.Copy !req
212. What's going on? Sasshi?Copy !req
213. Let's see, when a hitogata has frozen up...Copy !req
214. Wrong!Copy !req
215. "Did you forget to do this?"Copy !req
216. Not that!Copy !req
217. If you're making out in a park and someone suddenly addresses you from behind...Copy !req
218. You did something dumb again, didn't you?Copy !req
219. and when you turn around, you see the girl's father...Copy !req
220. No, no, no!Copy !req
221. Oh, is this the Onmyou mystic support center?Copy !req
222. I've got a big problem!Copy !req
223. What? The serial number?Copy !req
224. Not the one on the manual?Copy !req
225. The number on the box?Copy !req
226. I tossed that box first thing!Copy !req
227. Why only me?Copy !req
228. How're ya gonna take care of that huge bear?Copy !req
229. I know! Plan H-7!Copy !req
230. Arumi-chan, as an Onmyou mystic, I'll take care of it somehow...Copy !req
231. so would you buy me some time until I can?Copy !req
232. Are ya seriously okay? You're acting a little weird.Copy !req
233. Oh, this is...Copy !req
234. Hewwo, there!Copy !req
235. What is this?Copy !req
236. Never mind, just do what Henyasuke tells you to do!Copy !req
237. This thing's called Henyasuke?Copy !req
238. Arumi-chan, transform, piro!Copy !req
239. Huh?Copy !req
240. Now, use this wand...Copy !req
241. and borrow some magical power from the Kingdom of Ether, piro!Copy !req
242. Magical...Copy !req
243. power?Copy !req
244. I don't need that! I ain't doing any of this, you hear?Copy !req
245. We don't have time for the incantation, so we'll abbreviate it, piro.Copy !req
246. Transform!Copy !req
247. Arumicchi!Copy !req
248. Hey, quit moving my body without my permission!Copy !req
249. And what's with this? The cloth is flimsy stuff.Copy !req
250. Where d'you buy something like this?Copy !req
251. I bought it from a thrift shop, piro.Copy !req
252. That's not important! Now, get on this!Copy !req
253. We have to hurry and save everyone, piro!Copy !req
254. I've been telling you I don't wanna do this, haven't I?Copy !req
255. Why do I gotta...Copy !req
256. I'm gonna throw up...Copy !req
257. Now, defeat that bear!Copy !req
258. No way! What the hell am I supposed to do?Copy !req
259. You'll just have to hold him here with your magic, piro!Copy !req
260. The incantation is...Copy !req
261. Why do I gotta do something stupid like that?Copy !req
262. Quit it, damn it!Copy !req
263. Something or other, whatever works, some platitudes, pararira poof!Copy !req
264. Wow, Arumi-chan, that was amazing, piro!Copy !req
265. You did all of it yourself.Copy !req
266. It didn't work at all.Copy !req
267. How was it, Arumi-chan? Did you enjoy yourself, piro?Copy !req
268. Sure, it was FUN!Copy !req
269. Oh, where is it? It should definitely be here.Copy !req
270. Oh, here it is! Here it is! "When a hitogata goes out of control."Copy !req
271. What's it say?Copy !req
272. Once a hitogata has left its master's hands and goes out of control...Copy !req
273. there is no way to stop it.Copy !req
274. That's garbage! What kinda manual is this?Copy !req
275. Let's see, if you absolutely must stop it no matter what...Copy !req
276. Uh-huh, uh-huh...Copy !req
277. What? No way!Copy !req
278. Oh, fine!Copy !req
279. Okay, all of you, go!Copy !req
280. Yes, sir!Copy !req
281. And a one, two...Copy !req
282. It's ready!Copy !req
283. Okay!Copy !req
284. All things extant in this world...Copy !req
285. gods of Heaven, gods of Earth, return them to the void.Copy !req
286. Thus shall it be.Copy !req
287. It's clean gone now.Copy !req
288. Yeah.Copy !req
289. Well, I'm glad, I'm glad.Copy !req
290. I don't really get it...Copy !req
291. but being human, having your health is what's most important after all.Copy !req
292. So, shall we go home now?Copy !req
293. Say, why're you so against going back to our own world?Copy !req
294. Is it 'cause I'm moving away?Copy !req
295. 'Cause you'll be lonely?Copy !req
296. I won't forget about you, even when I go to Hokkaido.Copy !req
297. I know, I'll write! I'll call as often as I can too.Copy !req
298. And I'll visit Osaka during summer and winter breaks.Copy !req
299. Knock it off already. Why're ya so quiet? It's creepy.Copy !req
300. That's not all.Copy !req
301. What?Copy !req
302. At first, that was the reason for it.Copy !req
303. You were saying you were going to Hokkaido, so...Copy !req
304. But...Copy !req
305. Now, there's more...Copy !req
306. That is, if we go back to our world...Copy !req
307. If we were to go back...Copy !req
308. What if we go back?Copy !req
309. Come on, Sasshi, let's go home.Copy !req
310. No matter what happens, ya can't defy fate.Copy !req
311. Our original world's the best place for us. Right?Copy !req
312. You know how to get back, don't you?Copy !req
313. Let's go back to our own world together. Okay?Copy !req
314. Please.Copy !req
315. I understand.Copy !req
316. I'll do it.Copy !req
317. Okay, here we go!Copy !req
318. Yeah!Copy !req
319. All things extant in this world...Copy !req
320. gods of Heaven, gods of Earth, let them be as they should be.Copy !req
321. All things extant in this world...Copy !req
322. gods of Heaven, gods of Earth, let them be as they should be.Copy !req
323. All things extant in this world...Copy !req
324. gods of Heaven, gods of Earth, let them be as they should be.Copy !req
325. Thus shall it be.Copy !req
326. Hold on a second.Copy !req
327. I feel like we've gone through this before...Copy !req
328. Sasshi!Copy !req
329. Hey, Sasshi!Copy !req
330. Look at me!Copy !req
331. Hey, what IS that?Copy !req
332. What's that stuff depicted in your eyes?Copy !req
333. Dunno...Copy !req
334. Sasshi, you're thinking of some stupid fantasy again, aren't you?Copy !req
335. What might you be talking about?Copy !req
336. Liar! Don't you still get it after everything I've said to you?Copy !req
337. Maybe you should try dying a couple times?Copy !req
338. I...Copy !req
339. I'm thinking of you...Copy !req
340. Thinking of me my butt! This isn't making me happy at all!Copy !req
341. You don't know anything!Copy !req
342. You're the one who doesn't get it!Copy !req
343. Is there nothing but stupid stuff crammed in your head?Copy !req
344. Whoa, what're these? This is disgusting.Copy !req
345. Quit peeking into my head without my permission!Copy !req
346. Next time! Next time!Copy !req
347. Next time, next time, next time, next time, next time, next time!Copy !req
348. What the heck? You scared me there.Copy !req
349. Anyway, I'm going to do the preview before you butt in!Copy !req
350. Do whatever you want.Copy !req
351. Come on, hurry up. You're gonna run out of time again.Copy !req
352. Oh, you're right.Copy !req
353. Let's see, Let's see, in the next Magical Shopping Arcade Abeno...Copy !req
354. Hi, it's Mune-mune!Copy !req
355. Oh, my.Copy !req
356. I didn't have many scenes this time, so I'm visiting!Copy !req
357. No, no, no, no, I'm going to do the preview now and...Copy !req
358. Preview? Oh, I'll do it! I wanna do the preview!Copy !req
359. No, like I said, I'm...Copy !req
360. Look forward to the next episode of Magical Shopping Arcade Abenobashi!Copy !req
361. See you! Watch us!Copy !req
362. I'm gonna turn bad someday, damn it!Copy !req