Magical Destroyers 1x9

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SSC forces attack the otaku at the Wanku! event with an army led by two of the Four Heavenly Kings—the silent Himawari and her overbearing older brother. Pink and Blue have to take the power-up drugs from Chogo-shi to defend against the deadly siblings.

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1. Too soon!

2. Hello!

3. Hello, hello! Yeah!

4. Hi, otaku people! Nice to meet you!

5. You know about SSC's Four Heavenly Kings?

6. Well, we lost two of them already...

7. But we're one of them!

8. Huh?

9. The girl holding me is my little sister Himawari.

10. I'm sure you can all see how adorable she is,

11. but she's also a little bit shy,

12. so I'll be doing the talking.

13. Huh? Hey, I won't take too much time.

14. Don't you hate it when the principal goes on long, rambling speeches?

15. So I'll keep this short. Your event is now over

16. because Himawari and I are going to wipe you and your criminal otaku gang out!

17. Guys!

18. Gobo gobo gobo gobo!

19. "Get everyone to shelter!"

20. Th-This is bad!

21. But our big event!

22. What's gonna happen to us?

23. Oh, crap!

24. Don't mess with us!

25. Everyone, this way! Hurry!

26. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's wrong, magical girls?

27. You don't look very happy.

28. Gobo bobo gobo.

29. Yeah, I know.

30. Can't let our guard down with these ones.

31. That guy is, like, super gross.

32. Yeah, a nasty talking head.

33. Shouldn't that be rated R-15?

34. Gobogobobo.

35. Huh? Oh, totally, totally.

36. My entire life is rated X!

37. Would you shut up?

38. When you mess with SSC, you die.

39. What I mean is, I'm gonna kill you right now!

40. Yay!

41. I always get killed!

42. Gobo!

43. Gobo?

44. If you hit Himawari, she'll get hurt!

45. That's why I'm trying to hit her!

46. I said watch out!

47. You aren't allowed to touch Himawari, okay?

48. You need to go through me first.

49. I'm the type that likes to eat the best part first.

50. Huh?

51. Himawari always saves the best for last, so I guess you won't get along.

52. All right, let's clean this mess up.

53. Himawari, go ahead.

54. Dumbass!

55. Otaku Hero, can Blue and Pink handle this?

56. I'm not sure, but we've got to believe in them.

57. What is this guy's deal?

58. Gobobo. Gobo bobo gobo.

59. Which one do we take out?

60. We've got to get both of them!

61. But why is he only a severed head?

62. I could tell you, but it's a long story.

63. Gobo bobobo!

64. "Keep it short!"

65. I died by Himawari's hand.

66. What's that supposed to mean?

67. Or maybe I should say, I asked her to kill me.

68. Because I really, really, really love her so much!

69. Whoa, aren't you talking about ince—!

70. I'd ask you to keep your dirty fantasies to yourself.

71. But it was always my dream. To have Himawari kill me.

72. Ever since Himawari was born, my whole life revolved around her.

73. I lived for Himawari, and I would die for her.

74. I felt like that was the entire reason I was born!

75. Wow, that's pretty heavy.

76. But doesn't the little girl have something to say about it?

77. Himawari and I are bound by our love.

78. We're connected telepathically, so we feel the same way.

79. I wasn't asking you.

80. You don't need to ask her. I'm her brother.

81. Which means you must've made her do it.

82. Gobo bobo gobo.

83. Yeah, I figured you wouldn't get it. It has nothing to do with you anyway.

84. But for me and Himawari, this is love.

85. Aren't y'all gettin' enough love?

86. Confusion!

87. Pink!

88. Gobo gobo, gobo!

89. Go-bo!

90. I won't let you touch Himawari!

91. Wow. You're such a caring, devoted brother.

92. Yeah, of course I am! Himawari made my dream come true!

93. So that's why this time I'm putting all my body and soul

94. into making Himawari's dreams come true, too!

95. Gobo gobo gobo gobo!

96. "You don't even have a body!"

97. Yeah, guess you're right about that!

98. What's wrong, sweetie?

99. Oh, I see.

100. But you have nothing to worry about.

101. Just leave everything to Shobon-sama.

102. If you're willing to help us out, I'll bring your brother back to life.

103. I'm sure he'll make your wish come true.

104. Don't you want to stay with your brother forever?

105. Just trust Shobon-sama.

106. Okay?

107. Now be sure to do to what Shobon-sama says,

108. or else your brother will have to go away.

109. Yeah, time to wrap things up.

110. Anarchy-chan, take care of everyone!

111. Deeper, deeper, deeper!

112. Deeper, deeper, deeper, deeper, deeper!

113. Deeper, deeper, deeper, deeper, deeper, deeper, deeper!

114. Fire!

115. We've got to save Blue-chan and Pink-chan!

116. Oh, shut up!

117. Retreat! Retreat!

118. Then, eat this!

119. Huh?

120. Too bright!

121. Otaku Hero-sama!

122. Are you two okay?

123. Gobo bobobo?

124. "What does it look like?"

125. Gobo!

126. Gobo bobo! Gobo bobobo!

127. Huh? What is it?

128. She said, "give me the drugs."

129. The drugs?

130. Gobobo...

131. You sure the stuff's good?

132. We're not.

133. But it's now or never.

134. Gobo gobo...

135. "We have to power up."

136. Pee-yew!

137. Here we go.

138. Gobo.

139. Barf.

140. Ehh...

141. Girls! If it's bad, then spit it out!

142. Blue-chan! Pink-chan!

143. Blue-chan! Pink-chan! Hang in there!

144. Ah, there you are.

145. Don't run away like that!

146. Those two in the back look pretty messed up.

147. Well then, goodbye.

148. Blue-chan?

149. Oh, stop!

150. I'm sorry, sir, but you aren't allowed to touch the girls.

151. All right!

152. Go-bo!

153. Pink-chan!

154. Gobo gobo! Gobobobo!

155. "I'm feeling stronger than ever before!"

156. Now it's our showtime!

157. Gobo!

158. Uh...

159. I-Is this stuff really...

160. okay?

161. Gobo! Bobo. Gobo gobo!

162. What are those gross things?

163. From the colors, are they Blue and Pink?

164. What the hell are they doing?

165. Things are gonna be different now.

166. Gobo, gobo!

167. Yeah, looks like you got a little stronger, but will that really help?

168. Do your trash talking now, while you still can!

169. Gobo!

170. Huh? What's that?

171. Yeah, I'm saying...

172. Would you shut up for one minute?

173. Ooh!

174. Amazing! This is the drug Chogo-shi made?

175. It can't be good for you.

176. So once again, it's showtime!

177. Gobo!

178. Himawari, don't hold back!

179. Huh? Eh? Ehh?

180. Um, what?

181. Himawari?

182. Ah! Ow ow ow ow! Ouch, that hurts! That hurts!

183. Owie. That hurt your brother a little.

184. Wh-What's wrong, Himawari?

185. Chance!

186. Gobobo!

187. Himawari! Ah, ouch!

188. Hey, I'm busy over here!

189. Why are you feeling grumpy?

190. Did your big brother do something wrong?

191. Fine, just wait a minute.

192. We can talk when it's all over. Okay?

193. Is this really the time to be quarreling?

194. Would you quit getting in my way?

195. Oh, very nice catch.

196. Yeah, ball play is my thing.

197. Just kidding, though!

198. Heh.

199. Gobo!

200. Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!

201. What the hell is this tongue? You're disgusting.

202. You shouldn't throw around the word "disgusting" so easily.

203. Most folks would feel harmed by that!

204. Oh, yeah? But some people would get turned on!

205. Confusion!

206. Aah! That's disgusting!

207. Thank you very much, Master!

208. Pee-yew! What the hell?

209. Hey, cut it out! Pew!

210. You stinking stink of stink!

211. Consider that my

212. p-r-e-s-e-n-t.

213. Damn it!

214. Nice one!

215. Wait, Otaku Hero!

216. Did something happen to Blue and Pink?

217. Yeah.

218. They used the power-up drug from Chogo-shi.

219. Huh?

220. But you sure that's good? Powering up all of a sudden.

221. What do you mean?

222. Well, if you get that strong that quick, you could have a bad reaction.

223. Bad reaction?

224. That was the worst present ever. I don't appreciate it one bit!

225. Well, that's just too bad. I really put my love into it.

226. Hate to be rude, but I get more than enough love from Himawari.

227. Gobo! Gobobo! Gobo gobo gobo bo!

228. I hear you.

229. We have to get the head, or we'll run out of magic.

230. But the head is so small...

231. Oh, I know! Listen here.

232. Gobo?

233. A strategy meeting? What's the point of that now?

234. It's gonna be a surprise!

235. You aren't supposed to tell me that!

236. Gobo! Gobobobo, gobo!

237. Gobo!

238. "Fire!"

239. You think that's gonna beat me?

240. Huh?

241. Then, how about this?

242. Gobo!

243. All right!

244. Gobo-bo!

245. The hell you think you're doing?

246. Huh? What just happened?

247. You're too small as a head,

248. Gobobobo, gobo!

249. "So we gave you a body! Yeah!"

250. Whaaat? But I'm a guy!

251. H-Himawari, your brother just got a body!

252. But it's a girl's body!

253. I'm not your brother anymore. I'm your sister!

254. But now I can move on my own like I used to!

255. I suddenly feel so free!

256. All right, here I go.

257. Squishy, squishy, squishy, squishy, boiiing!

258. What the hell? Now he's even worse!

259. Gobobo, gobo-go!

260. We won't know if the plan worked or not until we're done!

261. I wonder about that.

262. I hate to do this while you're all powered up,

263. but it looks like you powered me up, too! Bah!

264. Gobo!

265. Heh!

266. Gobobo bobobo!

267. I know! You don't have to keep yelling!

268. What's wrong? Are we already done?

269. There's no way we'd be that premature.

270. Gobobo!

271. Huh...

272. But check out the shit I can do now!

273. Gobo!

274. Gross!

275. Aw, crud!

276. Blue and Pink used up too much magic!

277. Gobo-bo...

278. Hmm!

279. Sure feels good to flex your muscles once in a while!

280. Well then, how about we wrap this up?

281. It's already taken too long.

282. Ohhryah!

283. Get 'em!

284. I don't care if you tag in,

285. but you still realize you're no match for me, right?

286. I won't know that unless I try!

287. The other girls said the same thi—

288. Himawari?

289. B-But why?

290. Today, because my brother asked me to, I killed him.

291. I didn't wanna do it,

292. but I love my brother a bunch, and he asked me to.

293. Then he came back.

294. Why had I gotten all sad about it?

295. Not fair. I don't think he was being fair.

296. I wanted him to kill me, too...

297. Not fair, not fair, not fair, not fair, not fair, not fair, not fair, not fair,

298. not fair, not fair, not fair, not fair, not fair, not fair, not fair, not fair!

299. I'm sorry, Himawari.

300. I guess I had trouble understanding a girl's feelings.

301. Brother!

302. These are some sick siblings.

303. Are that brother and sister trying to kill Anarchy?

304. I'm supposed to get to kill her!

305. Hmm. This wasn't part of the plan.

306. Was it just instinct?

307. Or did they somehow develop consciousness?

308. How do we handle that thing?

309. Just do whatever you... nah, you're screwed.

310. But at this point...!

311. A love so strong you want to kill each other?

312. Love sure hur—

313. Kyotaro!

314. Forget about him!

315. Since they merged, they can only move together,

316. so they should die together, too!

317. If you're that desperate to stay together,

318. then eff off and die.

319. Brother!

320. Himawari.

321. Isn't that...?

322. You guys always think you can run the show.

323. I've about had it with you.

324. Right now, right here, I am going to kill you!

325. Hi, this is Slayer.

326. Slayer. C'mon home now.

327. But, Shobon-sama, I was just about to do these—

328. No, you're coming home.

329. You know I don't like selfish girls.

330. Your part comes tomorrow.

331. Why don't you just tell them to prepare for death?

332. All right.

333. I'll give you a single day.

334. When that day is up, I'll take you magical girls, you otaku and whatever,

335. and slaughter, destroy, and crush all of you!

336. So until then, shiver in fear

337. and make peace with whatever imaginary gods you have!

338. I-It feels like she could've killed us at any second.

339. And then making us wait for it...

340. If they always had this much power, were they always toying with us?

341. It's okay, guys!

342. Even if that's their plan, our job here hasn't changed!

343. It just means it's time to settle things!

344. What's wrong?

345. Let's work together!

346. Don't we always get up and try again every time?

347. Don't we? Guys?

348. Your heart beats with silence.

349. The rhythm dies down.

350. Destruction pierces through your body like an unavoidable rain storm.

351. But even then,

352. you must face the darkness, shoot, and run toward the light.