1. Would you give me a break!
How long is this meeting anyway?Copy !req
2. Yeah, it's like I said.Copy !req
3. A "secret underground party"?Copy !req
4. What are we even supposed to do?Copy !req
5. Is it different from Comiket?Copy !req
6. I know all about game conventions.Copy !req
7. I bet it's like a live fire demonstration.Copy !req
8. Oh, very nice.Copy !req
9. Every word I'm hearing screams,
"I've lived my whole life as a loser."Copy !req
10. Pretty much.Copy !req
11. Yeah, they're basically the same,Copy !req
12. but you guys aren't
in the audience this time!Copy !req
13. You're the organizers, so you make it happen!Copy !req
14. Yeah, but make what happen?Copy !req
15. I'll tell you one more time.Copy !req
16. The goal of this event
is to spread the messageCopy !req
17. of our Revolutionary Army all around Japan.Copy !req
18. The message that the flame
of otaku still burns bright!Copy !req
19. That's easy for you to say.
You're all talk anyway.Copy !req
20. Yeah, you can say whatever you
want hiding behind that thing.Copy !req
21. I know the type.Copy !req
22. Dudes who play the role
but have zero street cred.Copy !req
23. Aww, guys, don't say it like that.Copy !req
24. I'm going brain dead from the boredom.Copy !req
25. That's the problem.Copy !req
26. They got carried away
and decided to throw a party,Copy !req
27. but didn't actually have
any idea how to do it.Copy !req
28. Gobo gobo gobo gobo...Copy !req
29. "Otaku who've never once taken
the lead to get anything doneCopy !req
30. Gobo gobo gobo gobo...Copy !req
31. aren't going to know how to take
the lead to get something done."Copy !req
32. Teacher, I think the first thing they need
to do is realize their own incompetence!Copy !req
33. And on top of all that,
this leader of ours...Copy !req
34. Like an elementary schooler hiding
in the back of the classCopy !req
35. so he doesn't get called on.Copy !req
36. Hey! Otaku Hero!Copy !req
37. I know you're there.
Tell us what you think!Copy !req
38. Otaku Hero, what's your take on it?Copy !req
39. He's right. You should tell us your vision
as the leader of the Revolutionary Army.Copy !req
40. Um, well, I just...Copy !req
41. Hm? What's this?Copy !req
42. Whoa!Copy !req
43. Why didn't we think of this sooner?Copy !req
44. That's it! Yeah!Copy !req
45. This explains what our secret
underground party is all about!Copy !req
46. We knew you'd come through, Otaku Hero!Copy !req
47. Our leader!Copy !req
48. Take control of our secret
underground party, Otaku Hero!Copy !req
49. Uh, yeah, I'm not so sure.Copy !req
50. We're totally depending on you!Copy !req
51. You're lead producer.Copy !req
52. If we're gonna make Wanku
happen, we need your help!Copy !req
53. We're begging you, Producer!Copy !req
54. Producer!Copy !req
55. M-Me? A producer...?Copy !req
56. Okay, cool.Copy !req
57. For starters, spit out all
the ideas you brainstormed for Wanku.Copy !req
58. There's no reason to be shy.
Nah, it isn't difficult.Copy !req
59. I mean, the important thing is to open your
minds and let the ideas flow. Am I right?Copy !req
60. Wow!Copy !req
61. I think he's right!Copy !req
62. He really is a producer!Copy !req
63. Let's show how much we like
the things we like!Copy !req
64. Wha?Copy !req
65. What's gotten into him?Copy !req
66. Gobo gobo, gobo.Copy !req
67. It's like he flipped a switch or something.Copy !req
68. While we're at it, why don't
we also sell some merch?Copy !req
69. Oh? We don't have the funds or know-how?Copy !req
70. If we don't give it a shot,
it's over before it started.Copy !req
71. Can't find an underground event venue?Copy !req
72. So what? Do we really
have to do it underground?Copy !req
73. Let's build an outdoor stage
at the Akihabara park ruins and do it big!Copy !req
74. Let's show how much we like
the things we like!Copy !req
75. There wasn't any one reason for it.Copy !req
76. Everyone's passion and enthusiasm.
Everyone's devotion...Copy !req
77. When they showed me how they felt,
no matter how much I searched for one,Copy !req
78. I couldn't think of any
reason to turn it down.Copy !req
79. How's the stream prep going, Nick?Copy !req
80. It's all coming together. No prob.Copy !req
81. How about this, Nick?
Instead of just streaming it,Copy !req
82. why don't we hijack the TV signals andCopy !req
83. broadcast our party
into everyone's living room?Copy !req
84. You mean forcing our otaku event
on demographics that aren't even online?Copy !req
85. That's pretty punk, man.Copy !req
86. Can you handle it, Nick?Copy !req
87. Leave it to this guy, Otaku Hero!Copy !req
88. Lead Producer!Copy !req
89. Here are the guests who agreed
to perform at Wanku.Copy !req
90. First, the famous anisong
singer Guts Takako-san!Copy !req
91. I'm Guts. It's very nice to meet you.Copy !req
92. I enjoyed your work in Frozing.Copy !req
93. Great to be working with you.Copy !req
94. And over here,Copy !req
95. the actress who played Obayashi Zeneko,Copy !req
96. the construction site idol heroine of Super
Galactic Construction Equipment Yunboger G.Copy !req
97. It's Homura Yuriri-san!Copy !req
98. Great to finally meet you, Yuririn.Copy !req
99. We all felt so awful when
they started oppressing otaku.Copy !req
100. But still...Copy !req
101. The otaku spirit piles up like falling snow.Copy !req
102. Right! And its layers embrace
the changing times!Copy !req
103. We're still getting buried
in requests to appearCopy !req
104. from tons of famous voice actors
and anisong singers who've been in hiding!Copy !req
105. Why don't we take the
opportunity to film footageCopy !req
106. for a physical release like
a DVD or something?Copy !req
107. Great idea!Copy !req
108. What do they call it, "mixed media"?Copy !req
109. We could do a comic adaptation,
a film version, an anime,Copy !req
110. and get the whole world
caught up in this thing.Copy !req
111. Whoa!Copy !req
112. Let's show how much we like
the things we like!Copy !req
113. "Performing on an outdoor stage,
streaming worldwide..."Copy !req
114. "Is it still possible to call this
a secret underground party?"Copy !req
115. "Isn't the scale of the event
actually much bigger than that?"Copy !req
116. Sure, there's really nothing secret
or underground about it anymore.Copy !req
117. But who cares about that anyway?Copy !req
118. Who could stop us now,
when we're riding this big wave?Copy !req
119. The most difficult part of being a producer?Copy !req
120. Honestly, I've never felt
any of it was difficult.Copy !req
121. If you have the passion, enthusiasm,
and fire, anything is possible.Copy !req
122. Nothing is out of reach!Copy !req
123. But the second you give up on it,
that becomes the final episode.Copy !req
124. But isn't that right?
Doesn't everybody think so?Copy !req
125. Don't you want to show
how much you like the things you like?Copy !req
126. So do it! Shout it out!Copy !req
127. Shout about how much you like
the things you like!Copy !req
128. Whoa!Copy !req
129. The day is finally here!Copy !req
130. Yeah! It's gonna be
a huge success, no question!Copy !req
131. And it's all thanks to Otaku Hero!Copy !req
132. Lead Producer!Copy !req
133. Lead Producer!Copy !req
134. Lead Producer!Copy !req
135. How's attendance looking?Copy !req
136. What did you expect?
We're way over capacity!Copy !req
137. Well, then, will you give the introduction?Copy !req
138. Yeah, I guess so.Copy !req
139. Nervous?Copy !req
140. I'm going to have the time of my life.Copy !req
141. What do I have to be nervous about?Copy !req
142. I think it's going to go great.Copy !req
143. My heart's already racing with excitement!Copy !req
144. Hey.Copy !req
145. So yeah, what I mean
about saying how much you like—Copy !req
146. Hey, Otaku Hero!Copy !req
147. Hm?Copy !req
148. Huh?Copy !req
149. Who the hell are you talking to?Copy !req
150. What... is this?Copy !req
151. Hey! Otaku Hero!Copy !req
152. I know you're there.
Tell us what you think!Copy !req
153. Otaku Hero, what's your take on it?Copy !req
154. Um, well...Copy !req
155. That's right. That's how it was.Copy !req
156. When we decided to host
Wanku! our party event,Copy !req
157. at first I thought I could
power my way through it.Copy !req
158. But when it came down to it,Copy !req
159. when I stopped to think
about what was going on,Copy !req
160. I started to get this bad feeling.Copy !req
161. I want to celebrate our
battle victories so far.Copy !req
162. To enjoy them with everyone.
To tell the whole world.Copy !req
163. That's what our party was for.Copy !req
164. And all these preparations.Copy !req
165. But... But...Copy !req
166. Is it really the time for that?Copy !req
167. To be letting loose?Copy !req
168. Gobo gobo gobo gobo.Copy !req
169. "Aren't you forgetting something important?"Copy !req
170. It's not like we've already won the war.Copy !req
171. The fight is only gonna
get harder from here on out.Copy !req
172. Gobo gobo, gobo gobo gobo...Copy !req
173. "By throwing a big, flashy party like this,Copy !req
174. you're surely going to get more heat
from the public than ever before."Copy !req
175. Shobon is definitely going to
find out about it, too.Copy !req
176. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
177. It'll give them a prime
opportunity to attack.Copy !req
178. Basically, I think we're all trying
to ignore how bad the situation is,Copy !req
179. while deep inside we're
terrified and full of doubt.Copy !req
180. Planning a big party,
as if that's something you'd ever do.Copy !req
181. Aren't you just being stupid?Copy !req
182. Gobo gobo, gobo gobo, gobogo.Copy !req
183. "In other words, all you're doing
is avoiding reality."Copy !req
184. Some part of me realized that.
I was aware of it.Copy !req
185. But the pain of reality,
the uncertainty of what was ahead...Copy !req
186. I couldn't stand to deal with it.Copy !req
187. I got too scared to face it.Copy !req
188. I mean, we otaku are already
alienated from the world.Copy !req
189. But despite that, throwing a party
or event or whatever...Copy !req
190. Maybe it was a mistake to try to have
a festival in the first place.Copy !req
191. Otaku gods, I'm very sorry.Copy !req
192. I won't do it again.Copy !req
193. I won't try to throw any parties.Copy !req
194. I'm truly sorry!Copy !req
195. You shouldn't have to apologize.Copy !req
196. Throwing an event like this
isn't such a bad idea.Copy !req
197. Huh?Copy !req
198. I think you're right to be worried
about those things, Otaku Hero.Copy !req
199. I've been really worried, too.Copy !req
200. Our battles with the enemy have
actually been getting worse.Copy !req
201. Gobo. Gobo gobo gobobobo.Copy !req
202. "There is absolutely no reason
to be holding a festival right now."Copy !req
203. But I do understand why you'd want to
try something like that once in a while.Copy !req
204. If you go wild when it's peaceful
and nothing is going on,Copy !req
205. it wouldn't be nearly as exciting.Copy !req
206. Although we're at the absolute bottom,Copy !req
207. you're risking it all to run
head-first toward destruction.Copy !req
208. You can only do that when you're young.Copy !req
209. Let's set fire to the hearts of all
the otaku out there and go all out!Copy !req
210. Into despair, into depression,
even into hell!Copy !req
211. Gobo! Gobo gobo gobo!Copy !req
212. Let's highway to the hell!Copy !req
213. Anarchy-chan, Blue-chan, Pink-chan.Copy !req
214. Hold on a sec, but won't it
all end in a flash anyway?Copy !req
215. If we run from depression for a minute of
fun without thinking of the consequences...Copy !req
216. Then would you rather do nothing?Copy !req
217. Huh?Copy !req
218. When everyday is a tough battle,
and you've lost all the joy in life,Copy !req
219. the only victory left is a total victory.Copy !req
220. Always judging yourself so
harshly, pushing yourself,Copy !req
221. closing off your mind, your heart.Copy !req
222. Closing yourself off completely.Copy !req
223. Gobo gobo gobo gobo, gobo gobo...Copy !req
224. "That probably only leads
to one thing. Destruction."Copy !req
225. Hold on... Wait a minute.Copy !req
226. Which one is it? Which one am I in?Copy !req
227. What is happening here?Copy !req
228. You need to decide. By yourself.Copy !req
229. I can't.Copy !req
230. Isn't it what you've always said?Copy !req
231. To say you like...Copy !req
232. what you want to like...Copy !req
233. Gobo gobo bo?Copy !req
234. I do want to say it.Copy !req
235. I do.Copy !req
236. The things I like are...Copy !req
237. Are y'all ready?Copy !req
238. Yeah!Copy !req
239. Together, we're gonna blow
the minds of otaku all around the world!Copy !req
240. Welcome to the secret
underground party Wanku!Copy !req
241. Let's get started!Copy !req
242. First off, the heroine from Super
Galactic Construction Equipment Yunboger G.Copy !req
243. You adored her in her role
as construction site idol Obayashi Zeneko!Copy !req
244. Let's get Homura Yuriri-chan on the stage!Copy !req
245. Yuririn!Copy !req
246. The crowd is going wild!
This is a huge success, man!Copy !req
247. Yo, things are crazy here, too!
Wanku! is all over the Internet!Copy !req
248. Here, there, even over there.
It's everywhere!Copy !req
249. What about the broadcast hijack?Copy !req
250. Yeah, I nailed it!Copy !req
251. By now, all the non-otaku
are probably losing their minds!Copy !req
252. Hmm.Copy !req
253. Next up is the leader of our
very own Revolutionary Army.Copy !req
254. Otaku Hero!Copy !req
255. Ah, why is it so?Copy !req
256. I'm sure you all know what I meanCopy !req
257. Right here we have aCopy !req
258. Beautiful world all around usCopy !req
259. But we get mislead,Copy !req
260. W-We're in trouble!Copy !req
261. What's wrong?Copy !req
262. There are huge armies approaching
Akiba from all directions!Copy !req
263. Mud thrown at our headsCopy !req
264. Still even then, I know we'll findCopy !req
265. Something to keep holding on to, whooCopy !req
266. Everything happens for a reasonCopy !req
267. Hold on to your loveCopy !req
268. Whatever kind of present,
it all leads to a futureCopy !req
269. Yeah. This is reality.Copy !req
270. That's for you, whooCopy !req
271. It's painful. It's bloody.Copy !req
272. Keep on blowin' like a strong windCopy !req
273. There might be nothing but despair ahead.Copy !req
274. Keep on fighting until the endCopy !req
275. But still...Copy !req
276. Hey! Otaku Hero!Copy !req
277. I know you're there.
Tell us what you think!Copy !req
278. Living your own life just the way you wantCopy !req
279. Is what we all want, babyCopy !req
280. Because I am what I amCopy !req
281. And you are just as you areCopy !req
282. Hm?Copy !req
283. Magical Destroyers, suckers!Copy !req
284. Gobobo gobo-bo, gobo!Copy !req
285. Heading straight for destruction!Copy !req
286. If you like it, then say so!Copy !req
287. Screw it!Copy !req
288. Gobobo!Copy !req
289. That ain't enough! You're almost brain dead!Copy !req
290. Please, please! Asking nicely, please!Copy !req
291. Come on, come on, don't chicken out!Copy !req
292. Let us hear it, let us
hear it, take us away!Copy !req
293. Violent girls, right here before you!Copy !req
294. Let's go crazy! Let it loose today!Copy !req
295. Shake, shake, shake off frustration!Copy !req
296. Push, push, push!Copy !req
297. Don't just stand there!Copy !req
298. One two, one two, punchline!Copy !req
299. We are, we are party girls!Copy !req
300. No one, no one, anti-side!Copy !req
301. Pan two, pan two, no panty flash!Copy !req
302. Not nearly enough. This ain't even close!Copy !req
303. What are you waiting for, magical mosh pit?Copy !req
304. Show us what you got, assholes!Copy !req
305. These bandwagoned baby yes-men
need their diapers changed.Copy !req
306. Loser, loser, loser, loser winnersCopy !req
307. Love their, love their,
love their, love their freedomCopy !req
308. Easy, easy, easy, easy dreamersCopy !req
309. Look they're, look they're,
look they're big complainersCopy !req
310. Loser, loser, loser, loser winnersCopy !req
311. Love their, love their,
love their, love their freedomCopy !req
312. Heaven! Or! Hell!Copy !req
313. Rage!Copy !req
314. My God!Copy !req
315. Is this for real?Copy !req
316. It's a miracle!Copy !req
317. Wait, were we supposed to
have other performers?Copy !req
318. This isn't a dream, is it?Copy !req
319. No.Copy !req
320. Your dreams, Otaku Hero...Copy !req
321. gobo bobobo gobo...Copy !req
322. "... and the fiery passions
of everyone here..."Copy !req
323. have changed the world!Copy !req
324. Yeah.Copy !req
325. Too soon!Copy !req
326. Huh?Copy !req
327. Hello!Copy !req
328. Love. It gets heavy.Copy !req
329. Love. It sends you flying.Copy !req
330. Love. It tears you apart.Copy !req
331. Love. It messes with everything.Copy !req
332. Yeah, in love,Copy !req
333. telepathic fits, smashed into bits.Copy !req