1. You have absolutely no intention to repent,Copy !req
2. and you've made no effort
to improve your attitude.Copy !req
3. That's something I really like about you.Copy !req
4. But let me tell you one thing.Copy !req
5. You'll cause me a lot of trouble
if you pull something like that again.Copy !req
6. Because that isn't a part of my script.Copy !req
7. All right, you can go.Copy !req
8. Hmph.Copy !req
9. Well, then.Copy !req
10. What's on the books for today?Copy !req
11. New ReleaseCopy !req
12. All the Rage!Copy !req
13. CringemobileCopy !req
14. Open the Door to a New Age
Light Up the WorldCopy !req
15. Anarchy-chan?Copy !req
16. What do you think, Otaku Hero,Copy !req
17. about that "Slayer" or whatever?Copy !req
18. Nobody ever told me we'd
have enemies like that.Copy !req
19. Yeah. I was surprised, too.Copy !req
20. Oh, did you come to check on me
because you were worried?Copy !req
21. Huh? Uh, yeah!Copy !req
22. The battles are probably gonna get
even worse from here on out, but...Copy !req
23. But...Copy !req
24. Let's all work together and do our best!Copy !req
25. Oh, come on! That's such a corny line.Copy !req
26. But... I guess I feel a little better now.Copy !req
27. Thanks.Copy !req
28. I was going to ask her
to magically fix my broken toy,Copy !req
29. but it didn't feel like the right time.Copy !req
30. Gobo.Copy !req
31. Can you fix it?Copy !req
32. Gobo gobo gobo gobo...Copy !req
33. "Resin parts deteriorate due to
UV exposure and plasticizer leakage."Copy !req
34. Hmm.Copy !req
35. Gobo gobo, gobogobo...Copy !req
36. "It's unavoidable when you're dealing
with toys and plastic models."Copy !req
37. Is it really?Copy !req
38. Gobogobo gobogobo...Copy !req
39. "When they shrink
and start to lose flexibility,Copy !req
40. they get very stiff
and become easier to break."Copy !req
41. What?Copy !req
42. Huh?Copy !req
43. For me, stiff is so much better than limp and soft!Copy !req
44. Stop that talk right now!Copy !req
45. Do you think it can be fixed?Copy !req
46. Gobo gobo gobo gobo, gobo go go gobobo...Copy !req
47. "Chemical magic is actually my specialty."Copy !req
48. Oh, then please fix it!Copy !req
49. TransformCopy !req
50. Self-RighteousnessCopy !req
51. HopeCopy !req
52. LoveCopy !req
53. TransienceCopy !req
54. Transformation CompleteCopy !req
55. Wow, that's awesome!Copy !req
56. Whoa! What the what?Copy !req
57. Toys these days sure are fancy.Copy !req
58. Pink-chan, what did you inject it with?Copy !req
59. Gobo gobo...Copy !req
60. "Self-rejuvenating magic for resin parts."Copy !req
61. There's no way that's all that was!Copy !req
62. Gobogobo, gobo gobo gobobobo...Copy !req
63. "Also Panax ginseng, pit viper elixir,
royal jelly, and a touch of energy magic."Copy !req
64. "Also—"Copy !req
65. Fine! I've heard enough.Copy !req
66. Wait for me!Copy !req
67. Oh, is this the scene where you you
get offered a silver and gold Godeen?Copy !req
68. I took such good care of it!Copy !req
69. I had to save up money
from my job just to buy a used one!Copy !req
70. Hold it!Copy !req
71. This right here's our turf.
Trespassers are not allowed!Copy !req
72. Who the hell are you?Copy !req
73. We dwell here in the Akiba Liberated Zone.Copy !req
74. The Mansei Bridge Otaku Commune!Copy !req
75. How lame. What do these old fogies want?Copy !req
76. Just like us,Copy !req
77. they must have run from Shobon's guys
and hid out here in the Liberated Zone.Copy !req
78. Why aren't we on the same side, then?Copy !req
79. Hmph!Copy !req
80. It looks like we don't make
the grade for some reason.Copy !req
81. You mean like that "in-group hate" stuff?Copy !req
82. We're all otaku here, gang.Copy !req
83. That's right. Listen to me!Copy !req
84. I didn't come here to fight you.Copy !req
85. I only want to get my Godeen
that fell in the river.Copy !req
86. Unacceptable.Copy !req
87. Howat?Copy !req
88. Why?Copy !req
89. In the chaos of the riots three years ago,Copy !req
90. my brothers from another mother and I were
afraid our valuables would be confiscated,Copy !req
91. so we threw them all into the Kanda River.Copy !req
92. So the Kanda River is the final resting
place for countless historical artifacts.Copy !req
93. It's the ruins of Akihabara!Copy !req
94. That's right!Copy !req
95. You're just making excuses
to take our stuff!Copy !req
96. You're trying to sell them
on the net, even thoughCopy !req
97. you don't even know their value, I say!Copy !req
98. How did they know?Copy !req
99. No, we aren't, we aren't!Copy !req
100. So what he's saying is,Copy !req
101. we've got to beat them up and take it by force?Copy !req
102. We thought we heard some kind of crowd,
and once we got here...Copy !req
103. Goho, goho...Copy !req
104. "It reeked of old people."Copy !req
105. I kind of like that older-man smell, though.Copy !req
106. Nobody asked you!Copy !req
107. I don't care about your
stupid valuables or whatever.Copy !req
108. Rivers belong to everybody, right?Copy !req
109. What kind of adults would try
to monopolize a river?Copy !req
110. Damn you, magical girl!Copy !req
111. The scourge of all Akihabara!Copy !req
112. Huff! Puff!Copy !req
113. Anything else on your minds,
you middle-aged grunts?Copy !req
114. Yeah! Come get a piece of this, you brats!Copy !req
115. Hey! Stop it, stop it!Copy !req
116. These aren't the people
we need to be fighting.Copy !req
117. Are they?Copy !req
118. Then you gonna give up on Godeen?Copy !req
119. I don't know.Copy !req
120. Papa, please stop it!Copy !req
121. Th-That voice...Copy !req
122. It's you!Copy !req
123. Papa, please stop all this
and just come home!Copy !req
124. Drat!Copy !req
125. Mom is worried about you.Copy !req
126. Didn't I tell you
never to come here,Copy !req
127. Yumi?Copy !req
128. My name is Mai!Copy !req
129. Quit calling me the name of an
anime character from before I was born!Copy !req
130. Dad, I've been really worried about you, too!Copy !req
131. There is no longer any reason
for me to return, I say.Copy !req
132. Would you quit the "I say" stuff?
It's so embarrassing!Copy !req
133. You both need to go home, Mami-chan.Copy !req
134. Why do you keep calling me that? I'm Yu!Copy !req
135. Papa! Would you cut it out?Copy !req
136. Come on!Copy !req
137. How can you act like this at your age?Copy !req
138. Oh, man. What have we walked into?Copy !req
139. It looks like some of them left
their families to come here.Copy !req
140. I don't care if they're married
or have kids. It doesn't matter!Copy !req
141. Even when we're persecuted,
we're determined to live as otaku!Copy !req
142. That makes us equals, right?Copy !req
143. I guess so. We're the same.Copy !req
144. We're all otaku.Copy !req
145. But then why are we having so much
trouble relating to those guys?Copy !req
146. The solution is simple, isn't it?Copy !req
147. Blue?Copy !req
148. It's been like this forever.Copy !req
149. The best way to become friends is...Copy !req
150. Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen!Copy !req
151. It's about time to begin the Ba-thump!Copy !req
152. Kanda River Swim Meet Full of Magical Girls!Copy !req
153. You might even get to see something slip!Copy !req
154. All right!Copy !req
155. I'll knock you out!Copy !req
156. Gobo. Gobo.Copy !req
157. Yeah.Copy !req
158. Woo.Copy !req
159. The Revolutionary Otaku Army team
is all fired up and ready to go!Copy !req
160. How about the Otaku Commune side?Copy !req
161. A swim meet is a relatively crunk idea.Copy !req
162. Brings me right back to the '80s, I say!Copy !req
163. Wait, Papa!Copy !req
164. Why do we have to play?Copy !req
165. Why am I even dressed like this?Copy !req
166. You're doin' great, Mami-chan!Copy !req
167. They're all fired up, too!Copy !req
168. But why a swim meet?Copy !req
169. Old timers used to say
that skin-to-skin contactCopy !req
170. is the best way to get to know someone.Copy !req
171. In the past, the Kanda River was full of
industrial waste and household wastewater.Copy !req
172. It was called the river of death,
as no living creature could survive in it.Copy !req
173. But in 1987,Copy !req
174. the Ochiai Water Reclamation Center
started advanced wastewater treatment,Copy !req
175. and the water became so clean
it was almost unrecognizable.Copy !req
176. So clean, in fact, that it
is now possible to hold swim meets.Copy !req
177. What he said.Copy !req
178. Seriously?Copy !req
179. Onto the first game!Copy !req
180. The Wobbly Floating Obstacle Race!Copy !req
181. Yay!Copy !req
182. Contestants must race toward the
goal across platforms placed in the water,Copy !req
183. all while avoiding various obstacles!Copy !req
184. Well then, on your marks,Copy !req
185. get set...Copy !req
186. Go for it, Blue!Copy !req
187. No problem!Copy !req
188. Go forth, I say, my son!Copy !req
189. Good luck, Mami-chan!Copy !req
190. What did I say?Copy !req
191. Start!Copy !req
192. Oh, stop!Copy !req
193. Wah!Copy !req
194. Oh, staahp!Copy !req
195. Whoa!Copy !req
196. Unghh! They're staring at me!Copy !req
197. They're watching me get totally humiliated!Copy !req
198. Oh, please! Please stop
branding me with your hot gaze!Copy !req
199. Wait, stare more!Copy !req
200. Why is this happening to me?Copy !req
201. I... have lost!Copy !req
202. The Commune for the win!Copy !req
203. All right!Copy !req
204. We did won!Copy !req
205. God damn it!Copy !req
206. I don't get this game.Copy !req
207. Onto the next game!Copy !req
208. Jiggle-Joggle Water Sumo!Copy !req
209. MainofujiCopy !req
210. From the west, Mainofuji.Copy !req
211. From the east, Asapinkryu.Copy !req
212. AsapinkryuCopy !req
213. Gobo!Copy !req
214. Go, Pink!Copy !req
215. Something doesn't look right.Copy !req
216. All right, hands down, energy up...Copy !req
217. Still in! Still in, still in, still in!Copy !req
218. Still in! Still in!Copy !req
219. There's no way!Copy !req
220. Gobo!Copy !req
221. Asapinkryu!Copy !req
222. Victor
AsapinkryuCopy !req
223. Um,Copy !req
224. I found this on the ground.Copy !req
225. Could it be?Copy !req
226. That's the medicine Pink-chanCopy !req
227. shoots up when she wants to feel good!Copy !req
228. Eh, the round did go to Asapinkryu,Copy !req
229. but due to violation
of no-doping regulations,Copy !req
230. Mainofuji wins!Copy !req
231. Wow! Yay!Copy !req
232. You did it, Emi!Copy !req
233. What did I say?Copy !req
234. Pink!Copy !req
235. No doping! Ever!Copy !req
236. And now, the final game!Copy !req
237. Pruned! Wet Chicken Fight!Copy !req
238. First to three points wins,
so we may see an upset!Copy !req
239. Both teams, on your marks,Copy !req
240. start!Copy !req
241. Right after these commercials.Copy !req
242. Well then, once again,
we're back to the wet chicken fight.Copy !req
243. A team wins when they take their
opponent's hat or knock the other team over.Copy !req
244. On your marks, get set...Copy !req
245. Stuartro!Copy !req
246. Let's go, Blue-chan! Pink-chan!Copy !req
247. Yo!Copy !req
248. Gobobo!Copy !req
249. Counting on you, Anarchy-chan!Copy !req
250. Leave it to me!Copy !req
251. Damn it! That isn't fair, you two!Copy !req
252. Why do I have to do this?Copy !req
253. I totally believe that this
will help us get along better!Copy !req
254. Horse crap!Copy !req
255. You and I are fundamentally different!Copy !req
256. I don't think that at all!Copy !req
257. Exactly what is so
different between you and me?Copy !req
258. If you don't know, I shall tell you.Copy !req
259. Otaku hobbies are accepted these days.Copy !req
260. People speak of them like
they're any common hobby.Copy !req
261. In the past, otaku were gloomy
folks who avoided other people.Copy !req
262. They pursued their hobbies
quietly and in private!Copy !req
263. We collected information
in the shadows, hiding from the public,Copy !req
264. bought merchandise
with our faces covered up,Copy !req
265. and if we slipped up
and were exposed to others,Copy !req
266. we'd be labeled "grody!" and ostracized.Copy !req
267. We lived through
an extremely challenging age!Copy !req
268. However,Copy !req
269. today's otaku can acquire quality
merchandise and reliable info freely,Copy !req
270. without any true effort!Copy !req
271. They assemble on the street in daylight,Copy !req
272. and furthermore, even have the nerve
to take pride in being otaku!Copy !req
273. It's as if they're bragging,
"my hobby isn't gross!"Copy !req
274. But otaku are all still
being persecuted today.Copy !req
275. So there's no reason for us to fight!Copy !req
276. That persecution is because you young otakuCopy !req
277. couldn't figure it out
and tried to stick out!Copy !req
278. Open your eyes!Copy !req
279. Otaku are beings that should
not see the light of day!Copy !req
280. To hell with "otaku culture" and "Akiba culture"!Copy !req
281. Why haven't you realized
that the recognition youCopy !req
282. think you finally earned
is only an illusion!Copy !req
283. Hey, Otaku Hero! I'm losing it!Copy !req
284. You can't actually believe that
everything happening now is because of us?Copy !req
285. In my own case,Copy !req
286. I didn't want to leave my family
and come to a place like this.Copy !req
287. 'Tis true.Copy !req
288. Due to the recent incident,
otaku, like ourselves, who have familiesCopy !req
289. were forced to confess
their true otaku nature,Copy !req
290. after keeping it hidden for so long!Copy !req
291. To confess that we like anime,
we like tokusatsu,Copy !req
292. AnimajeCopy !req
293. we adore magical girls
with colorful hairstyles!Copy !req
294. To confess that our storage rooms
are full of old posters,Copy !req
295. store displays, and drama LPs!Copy !req
296. I still have nightmares on the regular
of my family's reactions when they found out.Copy !req
297. It was already totally obvious!Copy !req
298. At Obon and New Year's you'd always go,
"I'm off to Odaiba, I say!" and leave us!Copy !req
299. If not for these circumstances,
I never would have lost my family!Copy !req
300. But now and then are different!Copy !req
301. Why aren't you happier
that we can watch animeCopy !req
302. and buy merch without any resistance now?Copy !req
303. Otaku shouldn't have to sneak around
and hide from society.Copy !req
304. We should... hold our heads up high!Copy !req
305. Aah! His youth is overpowering!Copy !req
306. It's blinding, I say!Copy !req
307. That's good, that's good!Copy !req
308. That's the spirit!Copy !req
309. Most importantly,Copy !req
310. right now we have magical girls
who never existed before with us.Copy !req
311. If you really do like magical girls,Copy !req
312. then join these three
real-life magical girlsCopy !req
313. and help us reclaim the world we want!Copy !req
314. Ridiculous!Copy !req
315. Magical girls belong in anime!
They belong in manga!Copy !req
316. They shine because they are a fantasy!Copy !req
317. Magical girls in real life?
Perish the thought!Copy !req
318. They haven't even the power to light
a grain-of-wheat bulb, I say!Copy !req
319. Or to rephrase...Copy !req
320. they lack elegance!Copy !req
321. Gobo gobo.Copy !req
322. "What the hell are they on about?"Copy !req
323. That part got to you?Copy !req
324. Hold on, Otaku Hero! Wha—!Copy !req
325. Otaku Hero-sama, hold it together!Copy !req
326. Oops! The Revolutionary Army is in a pinch!Copy !req
327. I know that we've lived in different times
and might not see eye-to-eye,Copy !req
328. but all we want is a world
where we can like what we want to like!Copy !req
329. I know we're fighting for the same thing!Copy !req
330. Maybe we'll never be able to get along.Copy !req
331. SSC!Copy !req
332. Gobo gobo!Copy !req
333. Sorry to interrupt your playtime,Copy !req
334. but I have plans, too, you know.Copy !req
335. Oh, boy!Copy !req
336. Three giant mecha have suddenly appeared!Copy !req
337. Whatever will happen to the swim meet?Copy !req
338. T-Take cover!Copy !req
339. Why now?Copy !req
340. Pull your head outta your ass!Copy !req
341. Now isn't the time
to feel sorry for yourself!Copy !req
342. A-All right. Let's get them!Copy !req
343. Transform!Copy !req
344. Gobogobo!Copy !req
345. TransformCopy !req
346. Self-RighteousnessCopy !req
347. HopeCopy !req
348. LoveCopy !req
349. TransienceCopy !req
350. Transformation CompleteCopy !req
351. The swimsuit versions!Copy !req
352. Let's get 'em, girls!Copy !req
353. Gobo!Copy !req
354. Hell yeah!Copy !req
355. Girls!Copy !req
356. Unghh, they have the upper hand underwater!Copy !req
357. Papa, aren't you going to help them?Copy !req
358. It's their fault that
the world turned out this way.Copy !req
359. But the magical girls
are fighting as hard as they can!Copy !req
360. If we got rid of the water, they'd be toast!Copy !req
361. Gobobobobo gobobo. Bogo bogo!Copy !req
362. Seriously? That might work!Copy !req
363. Girls!Copy !req
364. Is this my...Copy !req
365. Godeen!Copy !req
366. I'm so glad I found you!Copy !req
367. And is that...Copy !req
368. Godeen?Copy !req
369. That's the Popopi corporation's
original Deluxe Super-Die-Cast Godeen!Copy !req
370. What's that?Copy !req
371. The Banban Godeens that
circulate today are only remakesCopy !req
372. of the mega-hit Super-Die-Cast Series
developed by the Popopi corporation long ago!Copy !req
373. The Kanda River is amazing!Copy !req
374. The resting place
of countless treasures, I say!Copy !req
375. Gobo bogo.Copy !req
376. "That old toy absorbed
a shot of my special medicine."Copy !req
377. So doping is allowed for some things?Copy !req
378. The ancient one has protected the newcomer.Copy !req
379. Well...Copy !req
380. a world where we can like
what we want to like!Copy !req
381. I know we're fighting for the same thing!Copy !req
382. Papa!Copy !req
383. Leader!Copy !req
384. Mister!Copy !req
385. Damn it!Copy !req
386. We need to make an opening!Copy !req
387. Here we come!Copy !req
388. Oh, no way!Copy !req
389. Metamorphose, I say!Copy !req
390. Do Whatcha!Copy !req
391. Twirly-Twirly Tokimeki Makeup!Copy !req
392. Don't tell me they're...Copy !req
393. transforming?Copy !req
394. Ka-ching!Copy !req
395. Nah, of course not.Copy !req
396. Yeah, right?Copy !req
397. Papa!Copy !req
398. Dad!Copy !req
399. Good heavens.Copy !req
400. Okay, here we go!Copy !req
401. The death blow!Copy !req
402. Whoa! What just happened?Copy !req
403. Combined magic!Copy !req
404. Gobogobo gobo! Gobo gobobo
gobo gobobo gobo gobobo!Copy !req
405. We sucked all the water out of the river!Copy !req
406. You did it!Copy !req
407. My word!Copy !req
408. You sure had your way with us.Copy !req
409. Now we turn you into sashimi.Copy !req
410. Gobo-bo!Copy !req
411. LaserdiscCopy !req
412. This is the Dancer Mask LD box!Copy !req
413. This is a real VHD player!Copy !req
414. It's a mountain of treasure!Copy !req
415. Dad, you were so cool... I say!Copy !req
416. I'm glad you're okay, Papa.Copy !req
417. Sorry to make you worry, Emi.Copy !req
418. Thank you.Copy !req
419. With your help, we were
able to defeat the enemy.Copy !req
420. Brave Godeen...Copy !req
421. When I watched the reruns as a kid,
I thought he was so cool.Copy !req
422. You know, back then it never mattered
if you were an otaku or not.Copy !req
423. We could all like what we wanted to
like as much as we wanted.Copy !req
424. I do want us to fight on the same side.Copy !req
425. Don't misunderstand this.Copy !req
426. The only reason we lent a hand this timeCopy !req
427. was to protect the
Kanda River's historical artifacts.Copy !req
428. It wasn't to help the likes of you!Copy !req
429. Fall back!Copy !req
430. I still think that someday
we'll be able to get along!Copy !req
431. I truly believe we will!Copy !req
432. Beyond the city, yet another closed city.Copy !req
433. Walls frozen solid.Copy !req
434. Blow open a hole to let fresh air into a closed heart.Copy !req
435. Inside Mecca, a sleeping MacGuffin.Copy !req
436. Climbing to acquire an item.Copy !req
437. Yet another incident.Copy !req