1. You have absolutely no intention to repent,Copy !req
2. and you've made no effort
to improve your attitude.Copy !req
3. That's something I really like about you.Copy !req
4. But let me tell you one thing.Copy !req
5. You'll cause me a lot of trouble
if you pull something like that again.Copy !req
6. Because that isn't a part of my script.Copy !req
7. All right, you can go.Copy !req
8. Hmph.Copy !req
9. Well, then.Copy !req
10. What's on the books for today?Copy !req
11. Maid Cafe & Bar
WELCOME HOME
Would you like to play with
some maids?
All-You-Can-Drink
1 Hour, 2000 Yen
Fuwa Fuwa!
17:00-26:00Copy !req
12. New ReleaseCopy !req
13. All the Rage!Copy !req
14. CringemobileCopy !req
15. Open the Door to a New Age
Light Up the WorldCopy !req
16. Anarchy-chan?Copy !req
17. What do you think, Otaku Hero,Copy !req
18. about that "Slayer" or whatever?Copy !req
19. Nobody ever told me we'd
have enemies like that.Copy !req
20. Yeah. I was surprised, too.Copy !req
21. Oh, did you come to check on me
because you were worried?Copy !req
22. Huh? Uh, yeah!Copy !req
23. The battles are probably gonna get
even worse from here on out, but...Copy !req
24. But...Copy !req
25. Let's all work together and do our best!Copy !req
26. Oh, come on! That's such a corny line.Copy !req
27. But... I guess I feel a little better now.Copy !req
28. Thanks.Copy !req
29. I was going to ask her
to magically fix my broken toy,Copy !req
30. but it didn't feel like the right time.Copy !req
31. Gobo.Copy !req
32. Can you fix it?Copy !req
33. Gobo gobo gobo gobo...Copy !req
34. "Resin parts deteriorate due to
UV exposure and plasticizer leakage."Copy !req
35. Hmm.Copy !req
36. Gobo gobo, gobogobo...Copy !req
37. "It's unavoidable when you're dealing
with toys and plastic models."Copy !req
38. Is it really?Copy !req
39. Gobogobo gobogobo...Copy !req
40. "When they shrink
and start to lose flexibility,Copy !req
41. they get very stiff
and become easier to break."Copy !req
42. What?Copy !req
43. Huh?Copy !req
44. For me, stiff is so much better than limp and soft!Copy !req
45. Stop that talk right now!Copy !req
46. Do you think it can be fixed?Copy !req
47. Gobo gobo gobo gobo, gobo go go gobobo...Copy !req
48. "Chemical magic is actually my specialty."Copy !req
49. Oh, then please fix it!Copy !req
50. TransformCopy !req
51. Self-RighteousnessCopy !req
52. HopeCopy !req
53. LoveCopy !req
54. TransienceCopy !req
55. Transformation CompleteCopy !req
56. Wow, that's awesome!Copy !req
57. Whoa! What the what?Copy !req
58. Toys these days sure are fancy.Copy !req
59. Pink-chan, what did you inject it with?Copy !req
60. Gobo gobo...Copy !req
61. "Self-rejuvenating magic for resin parts."Copy !req
62. There's no way that's all that was!Copy !req
63. Gobogobo, gobo gobo gobobobo...Copy !req
64. "Also Panax ginseng, pit viper elixir,
royal jelly, and a touch of energy magic."Copy !req
65. "Also—"Copy !req
66. Fine! I've heard enough.Copy !req
67. Wait for me!Copy !req
68. Oh, is this the scene where you you
get offered a silver and gold Godeen?Copy !req
69. I took such good care of it!Copy !req
70. I had to save up money
from my job just to buy a used one!Copy !req
71. Hold it!Copy !req
72. This right here's our turf.
Trespassers are not allowed!Copy !req
73. Who the hell are you?Copy !req
74. We dwell here in the Akiba Liberated Zone.Copy !req
75. The Mansei Bridge Otaku Commune!Copy !req
76. Mansei Bridge Otaku CommuneCopy !req
77. How lame. What do these old fogies want?Copy !req
78. Just like us,Copy !req
79. they must have run from Shobon's guys
and hid out here in the Liberated Zone.Copy !req
80. Why aren't we on the same side, then?Copy !req
81. Hmph!Copy !req
82. It looks like we don't make
the grade for some reason.Copy !req
83. You mean like that "in-group hate" stuff?Copy !req
84. We're all otaku here, gang.Copy !req
85. That's right. Listen to me!Copy !req
86. I didn't come here to fight you.Copy !req
87. I only want to get my Godeen
that fell in the river.Copy !req
88. Unacceptable.Copy !req
89. Howat?Copy !req
90. Why?Copy !req
91. In the chaos of the riots three years ago,Copy !req
92. my brothers from another mother and I were
afraid our valuables would be confiscated,Copy !req
93. so we threw them all into the Kanda River.Copy !req
94. So the Kanda River is the final resting
place for countless historical artifacts.Copy !req
95. It's the ruins of Akihabara!Copy !req
96. That's right!Copy !req
97. You're just making excuses
to take our stuff!Copy !req
98. You're trying to sell them
on the net, even thoughCopy !req
99. you don't even know their value, I say!Copy !req
100. How did they know?Copy !req
101. No, we aren't, we aren't!Copy !req
102. So what he's saying is,Copy !req
103. we've got to beat them up and take it by force?Copy !req
104. We thought we heard some kind of crowd,
and once we got here...Copy !req
105. Goho, goho...Copy !req
106. "It reeked of old people."Copy !req
107. I kind of like that older-man smell, though.Copy !req
108. Nobody asked you!Copy !req
109. I don't care about your
stupid valuables or whatever.Copy !req
110. Rivers belong to everybody, right?Copy !req
111. What kind of adults would try
to monopolize a river?Copy !req
112. Damn you, magical girl!Copy !req
113. The scourge of all Akihabara!Copy !req
114. Huff! Puff!Copy !req
115. Anything else on your minds,
you middle-aged grunts?Copy !req
116. Yeah! Come get a piece of this, you brats!Copy !req
117. MenacingCopy !req
118. Hey! Stop it, stop it!Copy !req
119. These aren't the people
we need to be fighting.Copy !req
120. Are they?Copy !req
121. Then you gonna give up on Godeen?Copy !req
122. I don't know.Copy !req
123. Papa, please stop it!Copy !req
124. Th-That voice...Copy !req
125. It's you!Copy !req
126. Papa, please stop all this
and just come home!Copy !req
127. Drat!Copy !req
128. Mom is worried about you.Copy !req
129. Didn't I tell you
never to come here,Copy !req
130. Yumi?Copy !req
131. My name is Mai!Copy !req
132. Quit calling me the name of an
anime character from before I was born!Copy !req
133. Dad, I've been really worried about you, too!Copy !req
134. There is no longer any reason
for me to return, I say.Copy !req
135. Would you quit the "I say" stuff?
It's so embarrassing!Copy !req
136. You both need to go home, Mami-chan.Copy !req
137. Why do you keep calling me that? I'm Yu!Copy !req
138. Papa! Would you cut it out?Copy !req
139. Come on!Copy !req
140. How can you act like this at your age?Copy !req
141. Oh, man. What have we walked into?Copy !req
142. It looks like some of them left
their families to come here.Copy !req
143. I don't care if they're married
or have kids. It doesn't matter!Copy !req
144. Even when we're persecuted,
we're determined to live as otaku!Copy !req
145. That makes us equals, right?Copy !req
146. I guess so. We're the same.Copy !req
147. We're all otaku.Copy !req
148. But then why are we having so much
trouble relating to those guys?Copy !req
149. The solution is simple, isn't it?Copy !req
150. Blue?Copy !req
151. It's been like this forever.Copy !req
152. The best way to become friends is...Copy !req
153. Ba-thump! Kanda River Swim Meet
Full! of Magical GirlsCopy !req
154. Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen!Copy !req
155. It's about time to begin the Ba-thump!Copy !req
156. Kanda River Swim Meet Full of Magical Girls!Copy !req
157. You might even get to see something slip!Copy !req
158. All right!Copy !req
159. I'll knock you out!Copy !req
160. Gobo. Gobo.Copy !req
161. Yeah.Copy !req
162. Woo.Copy !req
163. The Revolutionary Otaku Army team
is all fired up and ready to go!Copy !req
164. How about the Otaku Commune side?Copy !req
165. A swim meet is a relatively crunk idea.Copy !req
166. Brings me right back to the '80s, I say!Copy !req
167. Wait, Papa!Copy !req
168. Why do we have to play?Copy !req
169. Why am I even dressed like this?Copy !req
170. You're doin' great, Mami-chan!Copy !req
171. They're all fired up, too!Copy !req
172. But why a swim meet?Copy !req
173. Old timers used to say
that skin-to-skin contactCopy !req
174. is the best way to get to know someone.Copy !req
175. In the past, the Kanda River was full of
industrial waste and household wastewater.Copy !req
176. It was called the river of death,
as no living creature could survive in it.Copy !req
177. But in 1987,Copy !req
178. the Ochiai Water Reclamation Center
started advanced wastewater treatment,Copy !req
179. and the water became so clean
it was almost unrecognizable.Copy !req
180. So clean, in fact, that it
is now possible to hold swim meets.Copy !req
181. What he said.Copy !req
182. Seriously?Copy !req
183. Onto the first game!Copy !req
184. Wobbly Floating
Obstacle Race!Copy !req
185. The Wobbly Floating Obstacle Race!Copy !req
186. Yay!Copy !req
187. Contestants must race toward the
goal across platforms placed in the water,Copy !req
188. all while avoiding various obstacles!Copy !req
189. Well then, on your marks,Copy !req
190. STARTCopy !req
191. get set...Copy !req
192. Go for it, Blue!Copy !req
193. No problem!Copy !req
194. Go forth, I say, my son!Copy !req
195. Good luck, Mami-chan!Copy !req
196. What did I say?Copy !req
197. Start!Copy !req
198. Oh, stop!Copy !req
199. Wah!Copy !req
200. Oh, staahp!Copy !req
201. Whoa!Copy !req
202. Unghh! They're staring at me!Copy !req
203. They're watching me get totally humiliated!Copy !req
204. Oh, please! Please stop
branding me with your hot gaze!Copy !req
205. Wait, stare more!Copy !req
206. Why is this happening to me?Copy !req
207. I... have lost!Copy !req
208. Contestant Blue Retires!Copy !req
209. The Commune for the win!Copy !req
210. Contestant Blue Retires!Copy !req
211. All right!Copy !req
212. We did won!Copy !req
213. God damn it!Copy !req
214. I don't get this game.Copy !req
215. Onto the next game!Copy !req
216. Jiggle-Joggle Water Sumo!Copy !req
217. Jiggle! Joggle!
Water Sumo!Copy !req
218. MainofujiCopy !req
219. From the west, Mainofuji.Copy !req
220. From the east, Asapinkryu.Copy !req
221. AsapinkryuCopy !req
222. Gobo!Copy !req
223. Go, Pink!Copy !req
224. Something doesn't look right.Copy !req
225. All right, hands down, energy up...Copy !req
226. Still in! Still in, still in, still in!Copy !req
227. Still in! Still in!Copy !req
228. There's no way!Copy !req
229. Gobo!Copy !req
230. Asapinkryu!Copy !req
231. Victor
AsapinkryuCopy !req
232. Um,Copy !req
233. I found this on the ground.Copy !req
234. Could it be?Copy !req
235. That's the medicine Pink-chanCopy !req
236. shoots up when she wants to feel good!Copy !req
237. Eh, the round did go to Asapinkryu,Copy !req
238. but due to violation
of no-doping regulations,Copy !req
239. Mainofuji wins!Copy !req
240. Wow! Yay!Copy !req
241. You did it, Emi!Copy !req
242. What did I say?Copy !req
243. Pink!Copy !req
244. No doping! Ever!Copy !req
245. And now, the final game!Copy !req
246. Pruned! Wet Chicken Fight!Copy !req
247. Pruned! Wet Chicken FightCopy !req
248. First to three points wins,
so we may see an upset!Copy !req
249. Both teams, on your marks,Copy !req
250. start!Copy !req
251. Right after these commercials.Copy !req
252. Up Next:
Something Terrible Happens!Copy !req
253. Well then, once again,
we're back to the wet chicken fight.Copy !req
254. A team wins when they take their
opponent's hat or knock the other team over.Copy !req
255. On your marks, get set...Copy !req
256. Stuartro!Copy !req
257. Let's go, Blue-chan! Pink-chan!Copy !req
258. Yo!Copy !req
259. Gobobo!Copy !req
260. Counting on you, Anarchy-chan!Copy !req
261. Leave it to me!Copy !req
262. Damn it! That isn't fair, you two!Copy !req
263. Why do I have to do this?Copy !req
264. I totally believe that this
will help us get along better!Copy !req
265. Horse crap!Copy !req
266. You and I are fundamentally different!Copy !req
267. I don't think that at all!Copy !req
268. Exactly what is so
different between you and me?Copy !req
269. If you don't know, I shall tell you.Copy !req
270. Otaku hobbies are accepted these days.Copy !req
271. People speak of them like
they're any common hobby.Copy !req
272. In the past, otaku were gloomy
folks who avoided other people.Copy !req
273. They pursued their hobbies
quietly and in private!Copy !req
274. Advance Interview!Copy !req
275. We collected information
in the shadows, hiding from the public,Copy !req
276. bought merchandise
with our faces covered up,Copy !req
277. and if we slipped up
and were exposed to others,Copy !req
278. we'd be labeled "grody!" and ostracized.Copy !req
279. We lived through
an extremely challenging age!Copy !req
280. However,Copy !req
281. Kiss!Copy !req
282. today's otaku can acquire quality
merchandise and reliable info freely,Copy !req
283. Title SearchCopy !req
284. FigurinesCopy !req
285. Plastic ModelsCopy !req
286. Male CharactersCopy !req
287. Female CharactersCopy !req
288. StoresCopy !req
289. FigurinesCopy !req
290. Plastic ModelsCopy !req
291. without any true effort!Copy !req
292. They assemble on the street in daylight,Copy !req
293. and furthermore, even have the nerve
to take pride in being otaku!Copy !req
294. It's as if they're bragging,
"my hobby isn't gross!"Copy !req
295. But otaku are all still
being persecuted today.Copy !req
296. So there's no reason for us to fight!Copy !req
297. That persecution is because you young otakuCopy !req
298. couldn't figure it out
and tried to stick out!Copy !req
299. Open your eyes!Copy !req
300. Otaku are beings that should
not see the light of day!Copy !req
301. To hell with "otaku culture" and "Akiba culture"!Copy !req
302. Why haven't you realized
that the recognition youCopy !req
303. think you finally earned
is only an illusion!Copy !req
304. Hey, Otaku Hero! I'm losing it!Copy !req
305. You can't actually believe that
everything happening now is because of us?Copy !req
306. In my own case,Copy !req
307. I didn't want to leave my family
and come to a place like this.Copy !req
308. 'Tis true.Copy !req
309. Due to the recent incident,
otaku, like ourselves, who have familiesCopy !req
310. were forced to confess
their true otaku nature,Copy !req
311. after keeping it hidden for so long!Copy !req
312. Spited AwayCopy !req
313. To confess that we like anime,
we like tokusatsu,Copy !req
314. AnimajeCopy !req
315. we adore magical girls
with colorful hairstyles!Copy !req
316. To confess that our storage rooms
are full of old posters,Copy !req
317. store displays, and drama LPs!Copy !req
318. I still have nightmares on the regular
of my family's reactions when they found out.Copy !req
319. It was already totally obvious!Copy !req
320. At Obon and New Year's you'd always go,
"I'm off to Odaiba, I say!" and leave us!Copy !req
321. If not for these circumstances,
I never would have lost my family!Copy !req
322. But now and then are different!Copy !req
323. Why aren't you happier
that we can watch animeCopy !req
324. and buy merch without any resistance now?Copy !req
325. Otaku shouldn't have to sneak around
and hide from society.Copy !req
326. We should... hold our heads up high!Copy !req
327. Aah! His youth is overpowering!Copy !req
328. It's blinding, I say!Copy !req
329. That's good, that's good!Copy !req
330. That's the spirit!Copy !req
331. Most importantly,Copy !req
332. right now we have magical girls
who never existed before with us.Copy !req
333. If you really do like magical girls,Copy !req
334. then join these three
real-life magical girlsCopy !req
335. and help us reclaim the world we want!Copy !req
336. Ridiculous!Copy !req
337. Magical girls belong in anime!
They belong in manga!Copy !req
338. They shine because they are a fantasy!Copy !req
339. Magical girls in real life?
Perish the thought!Copy !req
340. They haven't even the power to light
a grain-of-wheat bulb, I say!Copy !req
341. Or to rephrase...Copy !req
342. they lack elegance!Copy !req
343. Gobo gobo.Copy !req
344. "What the hell are they on about?"Copy !req
345. That part got to you?Copy !req
346. Hold on, Otaku Hero! Wha—!Copy !req
347. Otaku Hero-sama, hold it together!Copy !req
348. Oops! The Revolutionary Army is in a pinch!Copy !req
349. I know that we've lived in different times
and might not see eye-to-eye,Copy !req
350. but all we want is a world
where we can like what we want to like!Copy !req
351. I know we're fighting for the same thing!Copy !req
352. Maybe we'll never be able to get along.Copy !req
353. SSC!Copy !req
354. Gobo gobo!Copy !req
355. Sorry to interrupt your playtime,Copy !req
356. but I have plans, too, you know.Copy !req
357. Oh, boy!Copy !req
358. Three giant mecha have suddenly appeared!Copy !req
359. Whatever will happen to the swim meet?Copy !req
360. T-Take cover!Copy !req
361. Why now?Copy !req
362. Pull your head outta your ass!Copy !req
363. Now isn't the time
to feel sorry for yourself!Copy !req
364. A-All right. Let's get them!Copy !req
365. Transform!Copy !req
366. Gobogobo!Copy !req
367. TransformCopy !req
368. Self-RighteousnessCopy !req
369. HopeCopy !req
370. LoveCopy !req
371. TransienceCopy !req
372. Transformation CompleteCopy !req
373. The swimsuit versions!Copy !req
374. Let's get 'em, girls!Copy !req
375. Gobo!Copy !req
376. Hell yeah!Copy !req
377. Girls!Copy !req
378. Unghh, they have the upper hand underwater!Copy !req
379. Papa, aren't you going to help them?Copy !req
380. It's their fault that
the world turned out this way.Copy !req
381. But the magical girls
are fighting as hard as they can!Copy !req
382. If we got rid of the water, they'd be toast!Copy !req
383. Gobobobobo gobobo. Bogo bogo!Copy !req
384. Seriously? That might work!Copy !req
385. Girls!Copy !req
386. Is this my...Copy !req
387. Godeen!Copy !req
388. I'm so glad I found you!Copy !req
389. And is that...Copy !req
390. Godeen?Copy !req
391. That's the Popopi corporation's
original Deluxe Super-Die-Cast Godeen!Copy !req
392. What's that?Copy !req
393. The Banban Godeens that
circulate today are only remakesCopy !req
394. of the mega-hit Super-Die-Cast Series
developed by the Popopi corporation long ago!Copy !req
395. The Kanda River is amazing!Copy !req
396. The resting place
of countless treasures, I say!Copy !req
397. Gobo bogo.Copy !req
398. "That old toy absorbed
a shot of my special medicine."Copy !req
399. So doping is allowed for some things?Copy !req
400. The ancient one has protected the newcomer.Copy !req
401. Well...Copy !req
402. a world where we can like
what we want to like!Copy !req
403. I know we're fighting for the same thing!Copy !req
404. Papa!Copy !req
405. Leader!Copy !req
406. Mister!Copy !req
407. Damn it!Copy !req
408. We need to make an opening!Copy !req
409. Here we come!Copy !req
410. Oh, no way!Copy !req
411. Metamorphose, I say!Copy !req
412. Do Whatcha!Copy !req
413. Twirly-Twirly Tokimeki Makeup!Copy !req
414. Don't tell me they're...Copy !req
415. transforming?Copy !req
416. Ka-ching!Copy !req
417. Nah, of course not.Copy !req
418. Yeah, right?Copy !req
419. Papa!Copy !req
420. Dad!Copy !req
421. Good heavens.Copy !req
422. Okay, here we go!Copy !req
423. The death blow!Copy !req
424. Whoa! What just happened?Copy !req
425. Combined magic!Copy !req
426. Gobogobo gobo! Gobo gobobo
gobo gobobo gobo gobobo!Copy !req
427. Combined Magic!
We Sucked All the
Water Out of the River!Copy !req
428. We sucked all the water out of the river!Copy !req
429. You did it!Copy !req
430. Combined Magic!
We Sucked All the
Water Out of the River!Copy !req
431. My word!Copy !req
432. You sure had your way with us.Copy !req
433. Now we turn you into sashimi.Copy !req
434. Gobo-bo!Copy !req
435. Dancer MaskCopy !req
436. The Legendary Show Now In a Box SetCopy !req
437. LaserdiscCopy !req
438. This is the Dancer Mask LD box!Copy !req
439. This is a real VHD player!Copy !req
440. It's a mountain of treasure!Copy !req
441. Dad, you were so cool... I say!Copy !req
442. I'm glad you're okay, Papa.Copy !req
443. Sorry to make you worry, Emi.Copy !req
444. Thank you.Copy !req
445. With your help, we were
able to defeat the enemy.Copy !req
446. Brave Godeen...Copy !req
447. When I watched the reruns as a kid,
I thought he was so cool.Copy !req
448. You know, back then it never mattered
if you were an otaku or not.Copy !req
449. We could all like what we wanted to
like as much as we wanted.Copy !req
450. I do want us to fight on the same side.Copy !req
451. Don't misunderstand this.Copy !req
452. The only reason we lent a hand this timeCopy !req
453. was to protect the
Kanda River's historical artifacts.Copy !req
454. It wasn't to help the likes of you!Copy !req
455. Fall back!Copy !req
456. I still think that someday
we'll be able to get along!Copy !req
457. I truly believe we will!Copy !req
458. Beyond the city, yet another closed city.Copy !req
459. Walls frozen solid.Copy !req
460. Blow open a hole to let fresh air into a closed heart.Copy !req
461. Inside Mecca, a sleeping MacGuffin.Copy !req
462. Climbing to acquire an item.Copy !req
463. Yet another incident.Copy !req