1. Sorry to wake you
when you're finally sleeping,Copy !req
2. but I waited as long
as I could.Copy !req
3. What time is it?Copy !req
4. They called me and they
want me to work today.Copy !req
5. I told them about
the funeral, but they can't
move it to tomorrowCopy !req
6. because they'll need me
then, too.Copy !req
7. In fact, they need me
for the rest of the week.Copy !req
8. That's good, isn't it?Copy !req
9. I called Jeff Hunter,
but I think his service
won't wake him.Copy !req
10. Isn't an agent
supposed to call you?Copy !req
11. Good news will keep.Copy !req
12. I feel awful
about the funeral.Copy !req
13. Will you please give Roger
my condolences?Copy !req
14. Of course.Copy !req
15. You should get
some sleep.Copy !req
16. How can I?
My wife's a big TV star.Copy !req
17. Get some sleep.Copy !req
18. Break a leg.Copy !req
19. - ( sighs )
- ( door closes )Copy !req
20. Why are you eating?
Sandy's coming over
for lunch.Copy !req
21. First of all, I don't know
why you're counting my meals.Copy !req
22. And second of all,
Sandy's not coming over.Copy !req
23. Oh.
That's a shame.Copy !req
24. Is she sick?Copy !req
25. Sick of being here.Copy !req
26. She went to
Juilliard early.Copy !req
27. She did?Copy !req
28. When?Copy !req
29. Did you want her to say
a tearful goodbye to you?Copy !req
30. Well, frankly, yes.Copy !req
31. Consider yourself lucky.Copy !req
32. She was so stuck-up.Copy !req
33. She kept saying how
she really was goingCopy !req
34. to "look back
on this time fondly."Copy !req
35. I can't believe
she did that.Copy !req
36. She acts like she's 25
because she uses tampons.Copy !req
37. Sally, please.Copy !req
38. Did she give you
her address?Copy !req
39. Can you drive Jackie
and me to the movies?Copy !req
40. This is a great
vacation.Copy !req
41. - ( vacuum humming )
- ( TV playing )Copy !req
42. You know, she was like
a sister to me.Copy !req
43. A much older sister.Copy !req
44. How she could have a boy
your age, I don't know.Copy !req
45. You could be
her grandson.Copy !req
46. ( chuckles )
You need to get
your eyes checked.Copy !req
47. - These are stunning rooms.
- Thank you.Copy !req
48. He is so handsome.Copy !req
49. I swear you have
not aged a day.Copy !req
50. Oh, Jane, darling.Copy !req
51. - Thank you for coming.
- I thought I should.Copy !req
52. Excuse me. Excuse me.
I would like to speak first.Copy !req
53. I think you just did.Copy !req
54. No, the eulogies.
The remarks.Copy !req
55. - I wish to go first.
- Of course. Of course.Copy !req
56. If you need
to speak to me,
I understand.Copy !req
57. Thank you
for rescuing me.Copy !req
58. - From your admirers?
- You look wonderful.Copy !req
59. I don't know if you remember,
but I have her ring.Copy !req
60. I don't know
if you want it back.Copy !req
61. What am I
gonna do with it?Copy !req
62. For Margaret or...Copy !req
63. I don't know,
to bury her in it.Copy !req
64. We already burned her up.
They steal that stuff anyway.Copy !req
65. Just keep it.
She liked you.Copy !req
66. You always paid
your rent on time.Copy !req
67. Do you want the victuals
in the parlor?Copy !req
68. What?Copy !req
69. Hold on, I didn't order
any of this.Copy !req
70. It's supposed to be
tea and petits fours.Copy !req
71. Oh, hell, put it
in the dining room.Copy !req
72. - I'm really
sorry for your loss.
- She was a great lady.Copy !req
73. "Bob Benson, SCDP."
Who the hell is that?Copy !req
74. That's from us.Copy !req
75. Daddy, I think
it's time.Copy !req
76. What's the rush?Copy !req
77. Thank you for coming.Copy !req
78. God, she is all kinds
of trouble, isn't she?Copy !req
79. Everything turns
you on, doesn't it?Copy !req
80. Is your mother
still alive?Copy !req
81. - Did I miss anything?
- You're just in time.Copy !req
82. How many funerals
have you been to today?Copy !req
83. - Excuse me?
- He wants to know where
you got the drink.Copy !req
84. Give my regards
to Megan.Copy !req
85. Rumor has it they're gonna
move her to four days a week.Copy !req
86. Legend has it.Copy !req
87. So, is she alive?Copy !req
88. Yes, she is.Copy !req
89. Don, what about
your mother?Copy !req
90. Still with us?Copy !req
91. I'm gonna watch
from over there.Copy !req
92. If I could get
your attention.Copy !req
93. I'd like to thank
everyone for coming.Copy !req
94. I apologize
for the dry atmosphere,Copy !req
95. but as I've been reminded
many times today,Copy !req
96. Mother did not approve
of libations.Copy !req
97. Excuse me, but I have
a few words to say.Copy !req
98. - I insist.
- ( doorbell rings )Copy !req
99. Of course.
Why don't you
roll on over here?Copy !req
100. Can everyone forget
what I've said so farCopy !req
101. so that Mrs. Hazel Tinsley,
who graciously flew upCopy !req
102. from Palm Beach, can have
the honor of going first?Copy !req
103. Stay here.Copy !req
104. I want to say
something, if I may,Copy !req
105. at this informal momentCopy !req
106. because I do not believe
in speaking graveside.Copy !req
107. This is where she lived
and this is where she died.Copy !req
108. "This woman spent 90 years
on the Earth,Copy !req
109. of noble birth
and of some advantage,Copy !req
110. devoting herself to one man,
but loving another.Copy !req
111. That man was Roger."
That's you.Copy !req
112. "When Roger Sterling Sr.'s
brief time was over,Copy !req
113. it was this Roger
who filled her days.Copy !req
114. One could not talk
to her without hearing
about his achievements,Copy !req
115. his wit, his kindness.Copy !req
116. We all said, 'Mimsy.Copy !req
117. Mims, you should
find another man.
Life is long.'Copy !req
118. She said,
'I don't need anyone.Copy !req
119. My heart is full because
my son is my sunshine.'"Copy !req
120. Get him out of here.Copy !req
121. Sorry.
I'm sorry.Copy !req
122. Where were you?Copy !req
123. I'm sorry, but is
that man all right?Copy !req
124. - What's he doing here?
- What?Copy !req
125. - You heard me.
- Can we get someone
in here to clean up?Copy !req
126. - Let Bruce Pike clean it up.
- Roger.Copy !req
127. I just wanted
to pay my respects.Copy !req
128. I think it would have
been more respectfulCopy !req
129. of you not to come.
She didn't like you either.Copy !req
130. I don't think
I ever met your mother.Copy !req
131. She wouldn't if she had.
This is supposed to be
just family.Copy !req
132. - See how upset everybody is?
- Roger, stop.
Stop it this minute.Copy !req
133. - You shouldn't
have brought him.
- Daddy, please.Copy !req
134. This is my funeral!Copy !req
135. You know what?
Party's over.Copy !req
136. Everybody out.Copy !req
137. Thank you very much.
Out!Copy !req
138. Thank you.Copy !req
139. Pardon me.
I'm looking for someone.Copy !req
140. Could you help me?Copy !req
141. Everybody's gone.Copy !req
142. Not everybody,
obviously.Copy !req
143. I think they were
overwhelmed by that
touching tribute.Copy !req
144. What do you want?Copy !req
145. That man never tires
of embarrassing himself.Copy !req
146. You're the one
who brought him.Copy !req
147. I'm talking about Don.Copy !req
148. Oh. He was just saying
what everybody else
was thinking.Copy !req
149. You shouldn't
have brought him.Copy !req
150. You're right.Copy !req
151. Now you have one on me.
Do you feel better?Copy !req
152. My mother's dead.Copy !req
153. I know, Roger.Copy !req
154. Must be very hard
for you.Copy !req
155. I don't feel
anything.Copy !req
156. You certainly
seem emotional.Copy !req
157. Because I need
a drink.Copy !req
158. She lived a long time.Copy !req
159. And she knew
that you loved her.Copy !req
160. So maybe there's nothing
to drink about.Copy !req
161. I feel like she always
wanted to spend time with me
and I never did.Copy !req
162. That may be something
to consider.Copy !req
163. You have a family.Copy !req
164. ( scoffs )
Are you kidding me?
I looked out at that crowdCopy !req
165. and all I saw was a bunch
more women I've disappointed.Copy !req
166. Roger Sterling,
no matter what you do,Copy !req
167. everyone loves you.Copy !req
168. What you're seeing
is them worried about
how you feel about them.Copy !req
169. So, you miss me?Copy !req
170. I know
your daughter does.Copy !req
171. Don't you wonder
what Margaret will say
at your funeral?Copy !req
172. You had to
bring that up.Copy !req
173. I did.Copy !req
174. You should spend
more time with her.Copy !req
175. Yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
176. Remember the last time
this bed was covered in furs?Copy !req
177. We rolled around
all over them.Copy !req
178. - What are you doing?
- I don't know.Copy !req
179. You look great.Copy !req
180. It would be soothing.Copy !req
181. Soothe yourself.Copy !req
182. I'm gonna clean up.Copy !req
183. Jonesy.Copy !req
184. Mr. Draper,
are you all right?Copy !req
185. - He's not feeling well.
- Hey, Jonesy.Copy !req
186. Jonesy,
what did you see?Copy !req
187. I didn't see
nothing, Mr. Draper.Copy !req
188. No, no, when you died,
what did you see?Copy !req
189. - Don, let's get you upstairs.
- Wait, I want to know.Copy !req
190. I want to know.Copy !req
191. What did you see
when you died?Copy !req
192. I don't know.
Doc said I wasn't
really dead.Copy !req
193. I saw it.
You were dead.
He died right there.Copy !req
194. What did you see?Copy !req
195. I don't like
to think about it.Copy !req
196. - You must have seen something.
- I guess there was a light.Copy !req
197. Was it like hot,
tropical sunshine?Copy !req
198. - I don't know.
- Did you hear the ocean?Copy !req
199. Mr. Draper,
you should go upstairs.Copy !req
200. - Is he all right?
- He'll be fine.Copy !req
201. - Excuse me.
- Yeah?Copy !req
202. - Is that St. Mark's Place?
- Yup.Copy !req
203. I'm sorry, I'm looking
for someone.Copy !req
204. A girl.Copy !req
205. - Which one?
- This one.Copy !req
206. There's lots of chicks
that come in and out
of here.Copy !req
207. I've been in the buildings
across the street. Are you
sure you haven't seen her?Copy !req
208. Look, lady, it's cold
as a witch's t_ós.
We're going inside.Copy !req
209. May I?Copy !req
210. Door's always open, man.Copy !req
211. Hey, I got the pork buttCopy !req
212. and I lifted
a bunch of onions.Copy !req
213. Sandy?Copy !req
214. Sandy?Copy !req
215. Oh, I'm sorry.
Excuse me.Copy !req
216. I'm sorry
to bother you again,Copy !req
217. but this violin,
this belongs to the girlCopy !req
218. I was talking about.
Are you sure you
haven't seen her?Copy !req
219. Look, lady, I don't
want to have to lay
the regular rap on you,Copy !req
220. but I am exhausted
from telling people like youCopy !req
221. - I haven't seen
people like her.
- But she was here.Copy !req
222. I haven't seen
your daughter.Copy !req
223. She's not my daughter.Copy !req
224. So, what are you,
some kind of social worker?Copy !req
225. - Her violin teacher?
- ( chuckles )Copy !req
226. S_ót.
What's her name?Copy !req
227. Sandy.Copy !req
228. Hey, anybody seen Sandy?Copy !req
229. Do you know how
to make goulash?Copy !req
230. 'Cause I've got pork butt,
two onions, and lentilsCopy !req
231. which I think
is what's in it.Copy !req
232. Hey, Moon,
turn around.Copy !req
233. And paprika.
I know that's in it.Copy !req
234. Well, for one thing,
you'll need a pot.Copy !req
235. We got a pot.Copy !req
236. You'll have
to wash it out.Copy !req
237. There's no water.Copy !req
238. Really?Copy !req
239. We used to use the hose
at the Episcopal church,Copy !req
240. but now the pipes
are frozen.Copy !req
241. It was great
here all summer.
It was hot.Copy !req
242. So much rather be hot
than cold.Copy !req
243. I'll go on the roof
and get a chunk of snow.Copy !req
244. - Oh, you'll get sick.
- We do it all the time.Copy !req
245. My mom makes
great goulash.Copy !req
246. - Where are you from?
- Everywhere.Copy !req
247. Hold on.Copy !req
248. I think there's
an army knife by the bed.Copy !req
249. Hello?Copy !req
250. Your mother
still here?Copy !req
251. No. She left.Copy !req
252. I'm just waiting for them
to wrap up the deli.Copy !req
253. Where's Skeezix?Copy !req
254. Brooks took him
bike riding.Copy !req
255. It's kind of cold
out there.Copy !req
256. He can't tell
the difference.Copy !req
257. The other day
he walked in singingCopy !req
258. and I looked
and his nose was bleeding.Copy !req
259. He didn't know
how he did it.Copy !req
260. So he's tough.Copy !req
261. Listen, I want you
to have something.Copy !req
262. This was your grandmother's.Copy !req
263. My dad brought it
back for her.Copy !req
264. He went everywhere.Copy !req
265. - What is it?
- It's water from
the River Jordan.Copy !req
266. I was baptized with it.
So were you.Copy !req
267. We would have
used it on Ellery,
but I guess she forgot.Copy !req
268. Hope she didn't
put her teeth in it.Copy !req
269. ( laughs )
Well, thank you.
It's lovely.Copy !req
270. Did Nana Mimsy
leave me anything else?Copy !req
271. I'm afraid she left
everything to the zoo.Copy !req
272. She's making them
name the animals.Copy !req
273. I'm sorry.Copy !req
274. That doesn't seem
funny to me.Copy !req
275. It does to me.Copy !req
276. Her will looked like
the manifest from Noah's ark.Copy !req
277. - ( laughs )
- Well, it's different
for you.Copy !req
278. Brooks didn't start
off where you did.Copy !req
279. - He'll get there.
- Oh, I know he will.Copy !req
280. It's just
that there's—Copy !req
281. well, Daddy,
there's this
opportunity.Copy !req
282. I don't know, I—Copy !req
283. I told Nana about it,Copy !req
284. but obviously
she didn't understand.Copy !req
285. Were you
this specific?Copy !req
286. Daddy, don't.Copy !req
287. It's not good for you.Copy !req
288. I worry.Copy !req
289. Refrigeration.Copy !req
290. It's the wave
of the future, Daddy.Copy !req
291. They can transport fruit
all the way from CaliforniaCopy !req
292. in just four days
and it doesn't go bad.Copy !req
293. Some of these trucks
can carry 20 tons.Copy !req
294. And, of course,
you're buying
the technologyCopy !req
295. for the refrigerated trucks,
so it doesn't matter what
they get used for.Copy !req
296. It's really not
Brooks' problem.Copy !req
297. Well, I guess you
should have Brooks
talk to me about it.Copy !req
298. Of course.Copy !req
299. I know he'd like to
make it on his own, but—Copy !req
300. I'd have to see
something on paper.Copy !req
301. Oh, he's got that,
believe me.Copy !req
302. Well, good.Copy !req
303. And I'm glad
we had this little chat.Copy !req
304. Oh, Daddy.Copy !req
305. I'm going to go
see if they're done
in the kitchen.Copy !req
306. Don?Copy !req
307. Don?Copy !req
308. Did you make it
to the memorial?Copy !req
309. Except for the mess,
you're exactly where
I left you.Copy !req
310. I put in an appearance.
I just should have had lunch.Copy !req
311. Aspirin?Copy !req
312. I'm better now.
You?Copy !req
313. Well, I pushed Derek's
mother down the stairs.Copy !req
314. - Did you?
- I did.Copy !req
315. They wanted me to radiate
evil, so I looked her
in the eyes,Copy !req
316. but I don't know
how close the camera wasCopy !req
317. because it was
a stuntman in a dress.Copy !req
318. Don't worry.
I don't think there's
a nice way you can do that.Copy !req
319. I'm not sure people will want
my autograph anymore.Copy !req
320. Yes, they will.Copy !req
321. So you'll still love meCopy !req
322. even if I'm a lying,
cheating whore?Copy !req
323. But I'm gonna walk
behind you on the stairs.Copy !req
324. Okay. Well, I'm gonna
make you dinner.Copy !req
325. Oh, Rosa found this
in the garbage.Copy !req
326. I think she was afraid
you'd think she was stealing.Copy !req
327. Sleep.
I'll come get you.Copy !req
328. Hey, Danny, where'd you
take that joint?Copy !req
329. There's three
( inaudible ) rooms.
Where do you think I am?Copy !req
330. No, thank you.Copy !req
331. Is marijuana expensive?Copy !req
332. Do I have to
stir it again?Copy !req
333. - Is it boiling?
- No.Copy !req
334. - My coat smells like onions.
- Man: Yoo-hoo.Copy !req
335. You better tell him
you did the cooking, man.
It's your job.Copy !req
336. It's my bag.Copy !req
337. - It smells good.
- I made goulash.Copy !req
338. - Did you get Wonder Bread?
- We got batteries.Copy !req
339. Hey, Zal, did you make
any friends today?Copy !req
340. Did you run into this chick?
What's her name?Copy !req
341. I'm sorry.
This violin belongsCopy !req
342. to my friend Sandy.
Do you know when
she'll be back?Copy !req
343. Sorry, Blondie,
but that violin
belongs to me.Copy !req
344. No, I know the girl
who plays this violin
and I'm looking for her.Copy !req
345. Yeah, no, I saw her.
She sold it to me.Copy !req
346. She's trying to get
enough bread to go
to California.Copy !req
347. Says it's too cold.Copy !req
348. So where is she now?Copy !req
349. - Does she owe you money?
- No.Copy !req
350. Well, your daughter's
long gone, Blondie,
so why don't you run along?Copy !req
351. - Come on, Zal.
- Why are you being so rude?Copy !req
352. Why can't you leave her be?
Kills you to be out of control.Copy !req
353. Well, someone needs
to control this mess.Copy !req
354. Lady, we have to take everything
the Establishment throws away.Copy !req
355. That's all that's left.Copy !req
356. What you can't grok
is that we are your garbage.Copy !req
357. You don't want this house,
you don't want us.Copy !req
358. You're not allowed
to ask anybody to leave.Copy !req
359. The bylaws say
if someone is a nuisanceCopy !req
360. or a narc,
that shall not be observed.Copy !req
361. I'm obviously not
the people you're talking about.Copy !req
362. I came here because I'm looking
for someone that I do want.Copy !req
363. I did not throw her away.Copy !req
364. Yeah, you're a goodie.
I can tell.Copy !req
365. Look at this.
She's got 80 bucks.Copy !req
366. - Can I have it?
- No. That's all
they care about.Copy !req
367. Well, Miss Elizabeth
Hofstadt FrancisCopy !req
368. of Rye, New York,Copy !req
369. eyes blue,
hair bottled,Copy !req
370. we don't like your life
any more than you do.Copy !req
371. You have bad manners.Copy !req
372. You deserve to live in
the street of this pigsty,Copy !req
373. and I hope you get tetanus
or crabs or whatever else
is crawling around here.Copy !req
374. Hey, that's my violin.Copy !req
375. She sold it?
I don't believe you.Copy !req
376. You want it?
I'll give it
to you for 10.Copy !req
377. What are you going
to do with a violin?Copy !req
378. Gonna learn
how to play it.Copy !req
379. Because it's so easy.Copy !req
380. There's a meatball,
which is probably
cold by now,Copy !req
381. and an Italian,
which is probably
even colder.Copy !req
382. You're typing a lot.
You got a new way to go?Copy !req
383. No, I'm doing this thing
Don used to do.Copy !req
384. I'm writing a letter
to a fictitious acquaintanceCopy !req
385. telling her how great
my new headphones are.Copy !req
386. Well, I hate that
it gives you extra work,Copy !req
387. but I think
it's about timeCopy !req
388. this unjust war
is finally having
an impact on commerce.Copy !req
389. Meatball.Copy !req
390. - Did we order dinner?
- No.Copy !req
391. - Oh.
- I can share.Copy !req
392. Try the headphones again.
Try and think of some words.Copy !req
393. - What have you got?
- We have three very
different angles.Copy !req
394. If you dip the audio
in the wide shot,Copy !req
395. Mark Antony is just,
you know,Copy !req
396. mouthing the "lend me
your ears" part.Copy !req
397. You hear the announcer say
one of these things—Copy !req
398. "Are you ready for
the sound for the ages?"Copy !req
399. "Koss knows that
good sound is timeless."Copy !req
400. Or "Ladies and gentlemen,Copy !req
401. this is not your
old-fashioned sound."Copy !req
402. What's the next one?Copy !req
403. - The next one
or the second one?
- You said you had three.Copy !req
404. Those were three.
Didn't I read all of them?Copy !req
405. Those are three different
versions of the same idea.Copy !req
406. If you can't tell
the difference between
which part's the ideaCopy !req
407. and which part's
the execution of the idea,
you're of no use to me.Copy !req
408. I know what you're doing.
I've been you.Copy !req
409. You're hoping this
sparks my imaginationCopy !req
410. and then you can say,
"Wow, she's a genius,"Copy !req
411. or say anything because
you want to go home.Copy !req
412. I think they're very
different from each other.Copy !req
413. Well, I'm sorry
to point it out,Copy !req
414. but you're walking
over the same ground.Copy !req
415. When you bring
me something like this,
it looks like cowardice.Copy !req
416. Here, you can split this
'cause you're not going home.Copy !req
417. What do you think?Copy !req
418. What?Copy !req
419. - How do they sound?
- Scared. You were
a little rough.Copy !req
420. No, the headphones.
Don't worry about them.Copy !req
421. Some workers
don't respond to that.Copy !req
422. Look, Abe, I don't need
another negative voice.Copy !req
423. And those, quote,
"workers" aren't surprised
that I'm frustratedCopy !req
424. because they know
that they're lazy.Copy !req
425. Sorry. I didn't know
what kind of abuseCopy !req
426. was required
to get into the frat.Copy !req
427. Listen to your music, kid.Copy !req
428. Because you
laughed at him.Copy !req
429. Yes, they like that.Copy !req
430. Hello.Copy !req
431. Where you been?Copy !req
432. I had some errands to run.Copy !req
433. Well, I know what somebody's
getting next Christmas.Copy !req
434. Did you eat?Copy !req
435. Chicken salad.Copy !req
436. That's a relief,
because my feet are frozen.Copy !req
437. Good morning, Mr. Draper.Copy !req
438. Morning.
How are we today?Copy !req
439. - Fine, thank you.
- You're welcome.Copy !req
440. Seeing as how you
were under the weather,Copy !req
441. I just wanted to remind
you about Jules and Terry
from Sheraton later.Copy !req
442. Cancel.Copy !req
443. Their bosses are coming
back next weekCopy !req
444. and they just sent you
on a very expensive trip.Copy !req
445. Would you get Stan
in here?Copy !req
446. Oh, listen.Copy !req
447. I got this by mistake.
It belongs to some private.Copy !req
448. See if you can
find out some way
to get it to his division.Copy !req
449. I will. Do you want
to enclose a note?Copy !req
450. Nah. I found it
on a barstool.Copy !req
451. I mean, you've got to be
on my side here, right?Copy !req
452. First my ex-wife works the body
with a brutal guilt attackCopy !req
453. and then my daughter
works the wallet like
a speed bag.Copy !req
454. You want me on your side?Copy !req
455. - You have kids?
- We're not talking about me.Copy !req
456. You know, I used
to jump off mountains.Copy !req
457. It never occurred to me
I had this invisible parachute.Copy !req
458. My mother loved me in some
completely pointless wayCopy !req
459. and it's gone.
So there it is.Copy !req
460. She gave me my last
new experience.Copy !req
461. And now I know that
all I'm going to be doingCopy !req
462. from here on
is losing everything.Copy !req
463. You feel loss.Copy !req
464. Damn it, how many times
do I have to say this?Copy !req
465. I don't feel anything.Copy !req
466. I'm just acknowledging
that life,Copy !req
467. unlike this analysis,
will eventually endCopy !req
468. and somebody else
will get the bill.Copy !req
469. - Good morning, Ken.
- Good morning, Bob.Copy !req
470. What are you doing
out here?Copy !req
471. You have a meeting
with someone important?Copy !req
472. ( laughs )
No, but are you
looking for me?Copy !req
473. I'll drop everything.
I just came out here
to enjoy the light.Copy !req
474. Oh, I thought maybe
you were out hereCopy !req
475. greeting customers
for your catering business.Copy !req
476. - What are you talking about?
- You know exactly.Copy !req
477. I'm sorry,
are you cross with me?Copy !req
478. Someone sent a royal spread
to Sterling's.Copy !req
479. It had a card on it
with your name.Copy !req
480. Oh, that.
It just seemed
the thing to do.Copy !req
481. Well, it was too much.Copy !req
482. It was almost
like you were invited,
but you weren't.Copy !req
483. I guess
I was just remembering
when my father died.Copy !req
484. Any gesture
meant something to me.Copy !req
485. There wasn't supposed
to be a card.Copy !req
486. Okay.Copy !req
487. Well, take your work
and go back to your office.Copy !req
488. Sitting out here
makes people think
you have nothing to do,Copy !req
489. and I suspect you're
hoping it's the opposite.Copy !req
490. I guess it's time to catch up
on my phone calls.Copy !req
491. Look, we're sorry we had
to squeeze in this meeting
between the holidays.Copy !req
492. We're obviously
not expecting a full
presentation.Copy !req
493. Well, I can say
with all honesty that DonCopy !req
494. has not stopped
talking about your
incredible property.Copy !req
495. I never stayed at
the Royal, but I shipped
out of Pearl in 1943Copy !req
496. and, I've got to say,
I can still smell
the gardenias.Copy !req
497. Thank you for that.
Don?Copy !req
498. So, Bob Grange and his
delightful wife PattyCopy !req
499. saw to our every need
and also missed no opportunityCopy !req
500. to expose us
to the unique local flavor.Copy !req
501. Lucky Bob.
I tried to get that job,Copy !req
502. but unfortunately
I got promoted.Copy !req
503. Well, I've just come backCopy !req
504. and I'm not sure how much
I've talked about it,Copy !req
505. but there is a feeling
that's stayed with me.Copy !req
506. I've been
in the winter.Copy !req
507. It's quite a shock
coming back.Copy !req
508. Well put.
But that could be
any vacation.Copy !req
509. This was very,
very different.Copy !req
510. I think we're not selling
a geographical location.Copy !req
511. We're selling
an experience.Copy !req
512. It's not just
a different place,Copy !req
513. you are different.Copy !req
514. And you'd think there'd be
an unsettling feelingCopy !req
515. about something
so drastically different,
but there's something else.Copy !req
516. You don't miss anything.
You're not homesick.Copy !req
517. It puts you
in this state.Copy !req
518. The air and the waterCopy !req
519. are all the same
temperature as your body.Copy !req
520. It's sensory—
the music, the fragrance,Copy !req
521. the breeze, and the blue.
Stan.Copy !req
522. Ahem.Copy !req
523. It's just a sketch.Copy !req
524. Hawaiian legend
has it that the soulCopy !req
525. can go in and out
of the body,Copy !req
526. but that it usually
leaves from a leeward
point into the waves.Copy !req
527. "Hawaii.
The jumping off point."Copy !req
528. So what happened
to him?Copy !req
529. He got off the plane,
took a deep breath,Copy !req
530. shed his skin,
and jumped off.Copy !req
531. I assume this is
a photograph.Copy !req
532. More color.
That water is transparent.Copy !req
533. Well, I suppose it reminds
me a little of the cinema.Copy !req
534. But mostly I see
James MasonCopy !req
535. - at the end of that movie
walking into the sea.
- What is that movie?Copy !req
536. I'm not sure I know
what you're taking about.Copy !req
537. He's killing himself.
I don't think they show it,Copy !req
538. but he's going to swim out
until he can't swim back.Copy !req
539. That may be a personal
association for you,Copy !req
540. but that's not
what this means.Copy !req
541. We looked at this.
None of us thought
of that.Copy !req
542. "A Star is Born."Copy !req
543. The copy is all about
the Hawaiian legend.Copy !req
544. Aloha means hello
and goodbye.Copy !req
545. I'm sorry, but this
is very poetic.Copy !req
546. - Thank you.
- Where's our hotel?Copy !req
547. Where's the Pink Palace
and Diamond Head?Copy !req
548. You got to have
Diamond Head in the shot.Copy !req
549. Anyone can do that.Copy !req
550. I don't agree.Copy !req
551. Well, there's no reason
we can't tilt the camera
up 45 degreesCopy !req
552. and see the husk of our
city dweller on the sandCopy !req
553. and an arm of the hotel
and Diamond Head in
the background.Copy !req
554. So there would be a man
in this photoCopy !req
555. and he most likely
would be naked?Copy !req
556. Actually, my first thought
is there is no man.Copy !req
557. Just his footprints.
What happened to him?Copy !req
558. I think, and I think
people might think,Copy !req
559. that he died.Copy !req
560. Maybe he did
and he went to heaven.Copy !req
561. Maybe that's what
this feels like.Copy !req
562. - It's a little morbid.
- Well, heaven's
a little morbid.Copy !req
563. How do you get to heaven?
Something terrible
has to happen.Copy !req
564. We don't want that
in the ad.Copy !req
565. ( chuckles )
Of course there's no doubt
this concept itselfCopy !req
566. is merely a jumping
off point.Copy !req
567. A picture of a hotel,
even yours,Copy !req
568. is easy to ignore.Copy !req
569. This, or some version of this,
demands your attention.Copy !req
570. Well, you will continue
to have our attention.Copy !req
571. Make no mistake,
we're not afraid
of provocative.Copy !req
572. So is there any time
left for holiday plans
for either of you?Copy !req
573. - Happy New Year, everyone.
- You as well.Copy !req
574. What's the matter?
You didn't get all
your vomiting doneCopy !req
575. at my mother's funeral?Copy !req
576. Roger, I apologize.
I had a bug.Copy !req
577. Yeah, well, you didn't
miss anything.Copy !req
578. Does that make you
think of suicide?Copy !req
579. Of course.Copy !req
580. That's what's so great
about it.Copy !req
581. You know,
we sold actual deathCopy !req
582. for 25 years
with Lucky Strike.Copy !req
583. You know how we did it?
We ignored it.Copy !req
584. Hold on.Copy !req
585. Can I go to Becky's
for New Year's Eve?Copy !req
586. - Talk to your mother.
- Can't you get a sitter?Copy !req
587. Have your friend come here.
You can bang pots and pans
at midnight.Copy !req
588. It's a party.
They can't bring
the whole party here.Copy !req
589. I'll stay until 9:00.
I'll put them to bed.Copy !req
590. - ( door closes )
- Betty: Hello.Copy !req
591. Ask your mother.
We're in here.Copy !req
592. So?Copy !req
593. Anything new?Copy !req
594. I hate it.
You're ugly.Copy !req
595. What happened to you?Copy !req
596. So?Copy !req
597. Elizabeth Taylor,Copy !req
598. what have you done
with my wife?Copy !req
599. You're free until lunch,
but I have to tell
you something.Copy !req
600. Just a minute.
What's that?Copy !req
601. More bad news.
Giorgio died.Copy !req
602. His family sent over
his shoeshine kitCopy !req
603. because you were the only
one who called about him.Copy !req
604. What happened to him?Copy !req
605. I didn't ask.Copy !req
606. So the secret is
to rub the pot with
a clove of garlicCopy !req
607. and then add twice
the kirschwasser.Copy !req
608. How wonderful that we can
just stagger downstairs.Copy !req
609. I might just get undressed
in the elevator.Copy !req
610. I don't know if I can
make it to midnight,Copy !req
611. but I do know we're not
leaving here until those
kids are in bed.Copy !req
612. It's a beautiful
fondue pot.Copy !req
613. - Where'd you get it?
- Bloomingdales.Copy !req
614. The kitchen store.
They have everything
you could think of.Copy !req
615. Not everything.
Tell the story.Copy !req
616. Well, there's a guy
in my office.Copy !req
617. He's very flamboyant
and he got arrested there.Copy !req
618. - Shoplifting?
- No.Copy !req
619. But he was caught
red-handed.Copy !req
620. - ( laughs )
- Apparently the men's roomCopy !req
621. is a locale for a certain
kind of assignationCopy !req
622. and the store detective's
always going in there and
looking under the stall.Copy !req
623. So, my regional
sales managerCopy !req
624. apparently takes
two shopping bags,Copy !req
625. puts his feet in themCopy !req
626. while the love of his
life sat on the john.Copy !req
627. That is clever.Copy !req
628. How the hell
did he get caught?Copy !req
629. How old are your
children?Copy !req
630. Um, 11 and seven.Copy !req
631. Well, I might go
kiss them good night.Copy !req
632. Ours is a freshman
at Michigan.Copy !req
633. - He didn't even come home.
- Oh, I'm not ready for that.Copy !req
634. The house feels empty.Copy !req
635. Then you get
a phone bill.Copy !req
636. Well, if everybody's
had enough cheese,Copy !req
637. I'm gonna switch
to chocolate.Copy !req
638. But first, because it looks
like it's snowing,Copy !req
639. I think it's time
we all took a trip to Hawaii.Copy !req
640. ( sighs )
We're having such a good time.Copy !req
641. It's all set up.Copy !req
642. I want to go to Hawaii.Copy !req
643. - Oh!
- Ooh.Copy !req
644. - Isn't it incredible?
- Yeah.Copy !req
645. Oh, let me explain.Copy !req
646. I woke up in the morning
and Don was at a weddingCopy !req
647. giving away the bride.Copy !req
648. That's romantic.Copy !req
649. How did that happen?Copy !req
650. So, of course,
Kreutzer's yellingCopy !req
651. and Ginsberg says,
"I'm sorry, but what the hell
do I know about ham?"Copy !req
652. How could they
let him near clients?
Haven't they learned?Copy !req
653. Hey, do you think
Joan and Roger are still
sleeping together?Copy !req
654. Because his mother croakedCopy !req
655. and she completely
ignored him.Copy !req
656. I don't know.
We don't even know if that
really ever happened.Copy !req
657. I've got pictures
in my head.Copy !req
658. I'm gonna go
grab some coffee.Copy !req
659. - You want some?
- Very funny.Copy !req
660. Hey, I'm not hanging up.Copy !req
661. Happy New Year.Copy !req
662. Ted. What are you
doing here?Copy !req
663. I heard there were four
people in the office
on New Year's Eve.Copy !req
664. I figured I owed it
to the team to at least
stop by.Copy !req
665. Oh, I'm just—Copy !req
666. there's a—
did you get my message?Copy !req
667. I received them all.
And I apologize,Copy !req
668. but it was
sort of a retreat
for my wife and ICopy !req
669. and, well, apparently
I work too much.Copy !req
670. Well, you know
the problem.Copy !req
671. Yes.
Any solutions?Copy !req
672. There's one.Copy !req
673. I found this thing.Copy !req
674. - What is this?
- It's an outtake.Copy !req
675. He had his headset on
and was clowning around.Copy !req
676. There's two minutes of it.Copy !req
677. Look at this guy.
What a pain in the ass.Copy !req
678. I was irritated
about it on the day,Copy !req
679. but now
I'm a little excited.Copy !req
680. I think you can show him
making these faces,Copy !req
681. with no music,
and say something like,Copy !req
682. "Koss Headphones
sound so sharp and clear,Copy !req
683. you can actually see it."Copy !req
684. It always takes a crisis
to sell work this good.Copy !req
685. You think it's good?Copy !req
686. Makes me smile
more than the original.Copy !req
687. - Do you want to see
the new voice-over?
- No.Copy !req
688. Well, I hope
I didn't ruin your evening.Copy !req
689. Not mine, but there's people
working out there, Peggy.
It's New Year's Eve.Copy !req
690. If you knew you had something,
you should have let them go.Copy !req
691. - They know they can go.
- No, they don't.Copy !req
692. Oh.Copy !req
693. You're good
in a crisis.Copy !req
694. Thank you.Copy !req
695. Happy New Year.Copy !req
696. He likes you.Copy !req
697. - ( chuckles )
- What did you hear?Copy !req
698. All of it.Copy !req
699. This is Galliano.Copy !req
700. It's from Jonesy.Copy !req
701. I'm glad he's giving
presents to someone else.Copy !req
702. I can't stand
the constant bootlicking.Copy !req
703. He's grateful.Copy !req
704. - Cent'anni.
- What does that mean?Copy !req
705. It's Italian
for l'chaim.Copy !req
706. It means "100 years."Copy !req
707. What do you think
Dave paid for their place?Copy !req
708. Arnold, don't.Copy !req
709. Fine.
Don, what did you pay?Copy !req
710. 75.Copy !req
711. Well, you're a floor
higher than us.Copy !req
712. Jesus.
Syl, did you hear that?Copy !req
713. Happy New Year.Copy !req
714. - ( Megan laughs )
- ( phone ringing )Copy !req
715. We missed midnight.
It's 1:00.Copy !req
716. We missed it.Copy !req
717. It's probably my mother.Copy !req
718. Or Dave and Cathy.Copy !req
719. - Face down in the hall.
- ( laughs )Copy !req
720. Hello?Copy !req
721. Um, Arnie,
it's the service.Copy !req
722. Thank you.Copy !req
723. Hello?Copy !req
724. Okay.Copy !req
725. All right, tell them
I'm on my way.Copy !req
726. I've got to go.Copy !req
727. I need cigarettes.
I'll walk you down.Copy !req
728. It's 1:00 a.m.
in a snowstormCopy !req
729. on a holiday
on a Sunday.Copy !req
730. You are never
gonna get a cab.Copy !req
731. Don't even try
to talk him out of it.Copy !req
732. - These them?
- Yeah, you see the boots?Copy !req
733. What is it like to have
someone's life in your hands?Copy !req
734. Well, it's a privilege
and an honorCopy !req
735. to be trusted with
that responsibility.Copy !req
736. There they are.Copy !req
737. Look at that.Copy !req
738. Time to quit smoking.Copy !req
739. It's a good
resolution.Copy !req
740. Well...Copy !req
741. that's one
lucky patient.Copy !req
742. Honestly, Don, the whole
life-and-death thing,Copy !req
743. it doesn't bother me.
It never has.Copy !req
744. Guys like us,
that's why we get paid.Copy !req
745. - Us?
- Fine.Copy !req
746. You get paid to think
about things they don't
want to think aboutCopy !req
747. and I get paid
to not think about them.Copy !req
748. People will do anything
to alleviate their anxiety.Copy !req
749. Did you read my Dante?Copy !req
750. It made me
think of you.Copy !req
751. I don't know
how to take that.Copy !req
752. It's beautiful.Copy !req
753. What do you want
for this year?Copy !req
754. I want to stop
doing this.Copy !req
755. I know.Copy !req
756. Happy New Year.Copy !req
757. Happy New Year.Copy !req