1. They say as soon as you have
to cut down on your drinkingCopy !req
2. you have a drinking problem.Copy !req
3. My mind is a jumble.Copy !req
4. I can't organize my thoughtsCopy !req
5. and typing feels like work.Copy !req
6. I've never written more than 250 words,Copy !req
7. not even in High School...Copy !req
8. Five paragraphs, 50 words apiece.Copy !req
9. God, I was lazy.Copy !req
10. I should've finished High School.Copy !req
11. Everything could have been different.Copy !req
12. Are you okay, sir?Copy !req
13. Summer's coming.Copy !req
14. I smelled it.Copy !req
15. I kind of thought I smelled corn,
which is impossible.Copy !req
16. There it was again.Copy !req
17. Perfume.Copy !req
18. Morning, Miss Blankenship.Copy !req
19. How was your surgery?Copy !req
20. It was a nightmare...Copy !req
21. The ether and the blindness...Copy !req
22. And then I got the goggles.Copy !req
23. So everything's good?Copy !req
24. I'll tell you... I was blindCopy !req
25. - and now I see.
- Well, good.Copy !req
26. - If you need more time...
- I'm fine, Roger.Copy !req
27. I'm kidding around here.Copy !req
28. My book's at home.Copy !req
29. Can you give me the number
for a Bethany van Nuys?Copy !req
30. May... Maybe lift it up and drop it down.Copy !req
31. I'm stronger than you,
but I'm not that strong.Copy !req
32. Stop, stop...Copy !req
33. - He's right.
- I feel like Margaret Mead.Copy !req
34. You know what, Harry?
I think this is a show.Copy !req
35. Okay, we're gonna do it.Copy !req
36. Harry, get out of the way.Copy !req
37. What is going on out here?Copy !req
38. I'll be honest, I don't know.Copy !req
39. I got blockaded on my way
back from the men's room.Copy !req
40. Thank you, gentlemen...Copy !req
41. - Everyone back to work.
- It took my watch.Copy !req
42. - What?
- Ken was buying a Clark bar...Copy !req
43. But it ate my change, and sinceCopy !req
44. Danny's not here, we went to Peggy.Copy !req
45. But it turns out Joey's
got the smallest hands.Copy !req
46. No, I said I had done it before.Copy !req
47. Why don't you put another
dime in the machineCopy !req
48. - and pull again?
- Do you really think we didn't try that?Copy !req
49. - This thing is a bandit.
- Yeah.Copy !req
50. Cut it out!Copy !req
51. Don't make me come out here again.Copy !req
52. Sorry, mom.Copy !req
53. Pardon?Copy !req
54. Okay. Hey, it's over.Copy !req
55. I'm trying to get my watch.
What am I supposed to do?Copy !req
56. Call the complaint number.
Have an adult solve this problem.Copy !req
57. What is going on out here?Copy !req
58. I was in the midst of an extremely
important telephone call.Copy !req
59. Joan was just handing out demerits...Copy !req
60. Joey, in my office.Copy !req
61. - Oh.
- Go easy on him.Copy !req
62. A private spanking... Just like my dream.Copy !req
63. When did we get a vending machine?Copy !req
64. I know you're a freelancer and
you spend time in other offices,Copy !req
65. but you should know this
behavior is not tolerated here.Copy !req
66. - Yes, ma'am.
- I should let you knowCopy !req
67. there's a problem now between us.Copy !req
68. Why are you always on my case?Copy !req
69. Because you are particularly disrespectful.Copy !req
70. No, I'm not. Stan's worse.Copy !req
71. Maybe he's better at his job.Copy !req
72. I'm glad you're amused.Copy !req
73. You're so arrogant.Copy !req
74. Me? What do you do around hereCopy !req
75. besides walking around like
you're trying to get raped?Copy !req
76. Excuse me?Copy !req
77. I'm not some young girl off the bus.Copy !req
78. I don't need some
madam from a ShanghaiCopy !req
79. whorehouse to show me the ropes.Copy !req
80. Oh, I'm sorry.
I didn't know you were in here.Copy !req
81. Where the hell else would I be?
This is my office.Copy !req
82. And you all better stop
cutting through here.Copy !req
83. It's not a thoroughfare.Copy !req
84. Take the extra steps. You could use them.Copy !req
85. You're right.Copy !req
86. Go ahead. I'm leaving anyway.Copy !req
87. I'm sorry.Copy !req
88. Oh no.Copy !req
89. Oh, Miss Blankenship, good to see you.Copy !req
90. I mean, nice to see you.
I mean, welcome back.Copy !req
91. - Let me help you with those.
- Finally, someone offers.Copy !req
92. I told you I can see with the glasses.Copy !req
93. - I'm out of cigarettes.
- I've got your liquor.Copy !req
94. I only have two hands.Copy !req
95. - I'm set.
- And then you're not.Copy !req
96. Take those back to the storeroom,Copy !req
97. and while you're there
get me some cigarettes.Copy !req
98. Your wife called earlier.Copy !req
99. - She's not my wife.
- Mrs. Francis said to remind youCopy !req
100. that you can't have the kids this weekend.
It's very complicated.Copy !req
101. It's Bobby's birthday party Sunday.Copy !req
102. It's gene's birthday.Copy !req
103. Did you want me to buy him or her a gift?Copy !req
104. No.Copy !req
105. What a pleasant surprise.Copy !req
106. You don't mind that I'm home early, do you?Copy !req
107. You said you didn't want watch me pack.Copy !req
108. You don't even want to say goodbye.Copy !req
109. I don't.Copy !req
110. Joanie, it's basic training.
I'll be back.Copy !req
111. You said they use live ammunition.Copy !req
112. Come on. Come in here.Copy !req
113. Greg, that doesn't make everything better.Copy !req
114. - It makes it worse.
- It's eight weeks.Copy !req
115. I'm gonna come back in uniform.Copy !req
116. You know you'll like that.Copy !req
117. What am I gonna do?
Who am I gonna talk to?Copy !req
118. Well, you'll talk to your friends at work.Copy !req
119. Is this the way you want
to spend this time, crying?Copy !req
120. - I can't.
- Mmm, sure you can.Copy !req
121. Just pretend we're in some midtown hotelCopy !req
122. and we both snuck away for the afternoon.Copy !req
123. More and more every day about Vietnam.Copy !req
124. I hope it's not another Korea.Copy !req
125. I sound like a little girl,Copy !req
126. writing down what happened today.Copy !req
127. Sunday is gene's birthday party.Copy !req
128. I know I can't go.Copy !req
129. I keep thinking about him.Copy !req
130. He was conceived in a moment of desperationCopy !req
131. and born into a mess.Copy !req
132. A list of things I'd like to do.Copy !req
133. One,Copy !req
134. climb mount Kilimanjaro...Copy !req
135. Go anywhere in Africa, actually;Copy !req
136. two, gain a modicumCopy !req
137. of control over the way I feel.Copy !req
138. I want to wake upCopy !req
139. and I want to be that man.Copy !req
140. Could you get that to el jefe?Copy !req
141. So mountain dew... everything
kind of fell apart there.Copy !req
142. - They don't like the work.
- Too bad.Copy !req
143. Well, somebody showed a
couple of bottlers the workCopy !req
144. and they don't like witches brewing things.Copy !req
145. They don't like the occult in general.Copy !req
146. And you told them it's their
hillbilly working a still?Copy !req
147. I did, but the fact remainsCopy !req
148. that in the world of sodie popCopy !req
149. Pepsi is the tail and the
bottlers are the dog.Copy !req
150. They just want us to change the drawing.Copy !req
151. Except it's damaged goods.Copy !req
152. They're never gonna want
to see that board again.Copy !req
153. - Start over.
- I did it with Joey.Copy !req
154. Do you want Stan to take over?Copy !req
155. You're spreading me awful thin.Copy !req
156. Do you want me to tell
Joan to figure it out?Copy !req
157. "It"? You don't even know what "it" is.Copy !req
158. Miss Blankenship, get Joan in here.Copy !req
159. She startles when you do that.Copy !req
160. I had an uncle who was blind.Copy !req
161. She's not blind. She's recovering
from cataract surgery.Copy !req
162. He would come in the room
and he would say...Copy !req
163. - What can I do for you?
- A redo on mountain dew.Copy !req
164. I want to make Joey full
time for a couple of weeks.Copy !req
165. I'd have to double-check
on his availability,Copy !req
166. but are you sure he's the right fit?Copy !req
167. - He did the first round.
- And we're redoing it.Copy !req
168. It's more complicated than that.Copy !req
169. Well, this may not be the time orCopy !req
170. the place to bring this up but...Copy !req
171. - What now?
- I've been hearing complaints about him.Copy !req
172. - Really?
- He's not a gentleman with the girls.Copy !req
173. Okay. One juicy story?Copy !req
174. I'll protect those concernedCopy !req
175. but it involves an extremely blue joke.Copy !req
176. - When?
- It doesn't matter.Copy !req
177. Fine, you can tell it to me later.
Boys will be boys.Copy !req
178. Of course,Copy !req
179. but I'm going to call in other books.
There's too much to do.Copy !req
180. I know the joke.
This guy balls are so big...Copy !req
181. - Are we done?
- Sure.Copy !req
182. Can you tell Ray Charles to
come in here and clean this up?Copy !req
183. And as soon as you get to Hollywood,Copy !req
184. you find out that that myth is...Copy !req
185. Well, it had some truth to it.Copy !req
186. There is instant fame.Copy !req
187. What's this have to do with "Peyton place"?Copy !req
188. Well, we went down to the setCopy !req
189. and Ryan was doing this scene
against another rival...Copy !req
190. I can't tell you who...
And the guy was awful.Copy !req
191. I start to hear him talk
about a young fresh face,Copy !req
192. wholesome but a little mischievous.Copy !req
193. Am I crazy?Copy !req
194. I don't understand.
You want to be an actor?Copy !req
195. Does that sound like me? That's you.
You could do it.Copy !req
196. I know the right people...
Maybe not the big screen,Copy !req
197. but the small screen definitely.Copy !req
198. I'm kind of down to earth.Copy !req
199. You're so handsome.
I showed them a picture.Copy !req
200. How'd you get a picture?Copy !req
201. I sent one of those polaroids from theCopy !req
202. Christmas party to Bernie Kowalski.Copy !req
203. Mr. Crane, I hate to interrupt you,Copy !req
204. but I have Peggy Olson out
here looking for Mr. Baird.Copy !req
205. Well, thank you for thinking of me.Copy !req
206. You're too modest, you know that?Copy !req
207. What were you doing in there?Copy !req
208. Everyplace I've worked
there's always some old fairyCopy !req
209. who comes onto me,
but that was the weirdest by far.Copy !req
210. Yes, everybody wants you, Joey.Copy !req
211. - It happens a lot.
- What did you do to Joan?Copy !req
212. - I told her off.
- Well, you shouldn't have.Copy !req
213. - She's important around here.
- Let meCopy !req
214. tell you something about the big ragu.Copy !req
215. We're creative, and she's
an overblown secretary.Copy !req
216. Fine, don't listen to me.Copy !req
217. There's a Joan in every company.Copy !req
218. My mother was a Joan,Copy !req
219. always telling everybody what to do.Copy !req
220. She even wore a pen around her neckCopy !req
221. so people would stare at her tits.Copy !req
222. She's not your mother, and she
and Lane basically run this place.Copy !req
223. Okay, message received.Copy !req
224. Ugh, is it time to go yet?Copy !req
225. Glad you could make it.Copy !req
226. Well, we were on our way
to the theater anyway.Copy !req
227. Ralph Stuben, this is my wife Betty.Copy !req
228. - Pleased to meet you.
- I hope you don't mind.Copy !req
229. The Congressman wanted
me to do this immediatelyCopy !req
230. and he didn't want me
to do it over the phone.Copy !req
231. She doesn't mind,Copy !req
232. and she's very discreet.Copy !req
233. That's the curse of a political wife...Copy !req
234. That and having to eat dinner withCopy !req
235. a lot of people you don't know.Copy !req
236. Betty's no stranger to public service.Copy !req
237. So what show did you see?Copy !req
238. Why don't we get a drink at the bar?Copy !req
239. It'll only be a minute.Copy !req
240. Thank you.Copy !req
241. So are you a Felix or an Oscar?Copy !req
242. Like most men I'd rather be an Oscar,Copy !req
243. but I'm probably a Felix...Copy !req
244. Every date feels like
a first date with you.Copy !req
245. Is that good or bad?Copy !req
246. It's just I know you must
be seeing someone else.Copy !req
247. And don't say no, because
it'll just hurt me more.Copy !req
248. Look, I'm here with you right now.Copy !req
249. We're on a dateCopy !req
250. and I thought we were
getting to know each other.Copy !req
251. It doesn't just accumulate.Copy !req
252. It takes intense, prolonged contact.Copy !req
253. Don't you want to be close with anyone?Copy !req
254. I do.Copy !req
255. I know we're from different generationsCopy !req
256. but I'm going to need more from you.Copy !req
257. We are from different generations,Copy !req
258. because I don't remember
women pushing this hard.Copy !req
259. And I'm not seeing anyone.Copy !req
260. I'm working.Copy !req
261. All the time.Copy !req
262. Well, I get excited when you callCopy !req
263. and then I don't hear from you.Copy !req
264. We don't have to get married for meCopy !req
265. to show you off at the country club.Copy !req
266. Don.Copy !req
267. How are you?Copy !req
268. I'm fine, Henry.Copy !req
269. Henry, Betty, this is Miss van Nuys.Copy !req
270. - Bethany.
- Enjoy your dinner.Copy !req
271. My goodness, what was that?Copy !req
272. Well, that was actually my ex-wifeCopy !req
273. and her husbandCopy !req
274. and some slob who's about to have
the worst dinner of his life.Copy !req
275. What? Her?Copy !req
276. Well, first of all, my official
capacity if anyone asks...Copy !req
277. I'm here to thank you for securingCopy !req
278. the Governor's endorsement
for Congressman Lindsay.Copy !req
279. That's no small feat, I'm sure.Copy !req
280. Well, rocky only hates him
because he's handsome.Copy !req
281. Well, not to worry.Copy !req
282. Lindsay just wants to be Mayor.Copy !req
283. Any talk of the White House is fiction.Copy !req
284. Huh. I guess he hasn't
seen the cover of "Life."Copy !req
285. Okay.Copy !req
286. Hypothetically,Copy !req
287. the Congressman is putting
together a team with his eye on '72Copy !req
288. and well, it would be built...Copy !req
289. If it were going to be built... Around you.Copy !req
290. And yes, he doesn't want
rocky to have you either.Copy !req
291. Elizabeth, do you know what you want?Copy !req
292. Honey, this part is almost over.Copy !req
293. I'm sorry, you'll have to excuse me.Copy !req
294. One drink and she gets flushed.Copy !req
295. Yeah, my wife has the other problem.Copy !req
296. - Are you okay in there, ma'am?
- Yes, I'm fine.Copy !req
297. - You dropped your purse.
- I'll take it.Copy !req
298. What did you want me to do,
put you in a cab?Copy !req
299. That wouldn't be right.Copy !req
300. I can't believe you made me
sit there and look at them.Copy !req
301. Nobody said you had to look at them.Copy !req
302. You need a drink?
Well, what are you, a wino?Copy !req
303. You need a drink? That is not
something you're allowed to say.Copy !req
304. Oh, now you decide what
I can and can't say?Copy !req
305. I was in a marriage like that before.Copy !req
306. You're gonna run into him.
It's a small town.Copy !req
307. - I hate him.
- Hate's a strong word, Betty.Copy !req
308. I hate Nazis.Copy !req
309. I have an ex-wife. She bothers me.Copy !req
310. I don't like seeing her. I don't hate her.Copy !req
311. - You're a saint.
- I'm an adult.Copy !req
312. It was upsetting.
Can't you let me have that?Copy !req
313. Not when it ruins the whole evening.Copy !req
314. This man is asking me to
take Lindsay all the way.Copy !req
315. That could happen.
Don Draper doesn't have a say.Copy !req
316. - You're right. Who cares about him?
- You do.Copy !req
317. He's taking up too much space in your life,Copy !req
318. maybe in your heart.Copy !req
319. That's ridiculous.Copy !req
320. Look,Copy !req
321. maybe we rushed into this.Copy !req
322. "We"?Copy !req
323. I was six months pregnant when we met.Copy !req
324. - Pull over.
- Are you kidding me?Copy !req
325. Let me out, Henry.Copy !req
326. No, you know what? Let me out at the house,Copy !req
327. because you don't want
to live there anyway.Copy !req
328. You can stay at a hotel or
wherever you were when I met you.Copy !req
329. In your mansion with your servants.Copy !req
330. Shut up, Betty. You're drunk.Copy !req
331. What are you doing?Copy !req
332. Making you comfortable.Copy !req
333. She's a sweet girlCopy !req
334. and she wants me to know her,Copy !req
335. but I already do.Copy !req
336. People tell you who they are,
but we ignore itCopy !req
337. because we want them to
be who we want them to be.Copy !req
338. To be continued.Copy !req
339. I bet she was thinking
of that line all night.Copy !req
340. I looked up at the BarbizonCopy !req
341. and I thought of all the women in there...Copy !req
342. One in every room...Copy !req
343. Touching themselves to sleep.Copy !req
344. Waverly and 6th.Copy !req
345. I like sleeping alone,Copy !req
346. stretching out like a skydiver,Copy !req
347. cool patches to roll onto.Copy !req
348. I just appreciate it more.Copy !req
349. No. No! I'm talking now!Copy !req
350. I don't care where you go and
I don't care what you do!Copy !req
351. So in order...Copy !req
352. Would you let me talk? I want my key back,Copy !req
353. I don't want to see your shorts on my floorCopy !req
354. and I don't want you complainingCopy !req
355. that I don't cook 'cause I don't cook!Copy !req
356. You know what, David?
Go sitting in the ocean!Copy !req
357. Good morning.Copy !req
358. Are you leaving already?Copy !req
359. Were you going to say goodbye?Copy !req
360. I thought you could use the sleep.Copy !req
361. I'm sorry, Henry.Copy !req
362. Come over here.Copy !req
363. I don't want to have to
defend myself all the time.Copy !req
364. All the time?Copy !req
365. Henry, I'm really sorry.Copy !req
366. I know.Copy !req
367. Get some sleep.Copy !req
368. Carla took the kids to school.Copy !req
369. Henry, he was the only
man I'd ever been with.Copy !req
370. I'll call you later.Copy !req
371. It tastes good, because it stillCopy !req
372. basically tastes like mountain dew.Copy !req
373. And it's very simple to make.
I call it jet fuel.Copy !req
374. Rocket fuel, and I like the
simplicity of the idea.Copy !req
375. - Young people, hillbillies.
- Xerox crapped out again.Copy !req
376. I think I killed it.Copy !req
377. I'll run this specimen over to the lab.Copy !req
378. It's delicious.Copy !req
379. Ah. You're a haircut, you know that?Copy !req
380. You need three ingredients for a cocktail.Copy !req
381. Vodka and mountain dew is an emergency.Copy !req
382. Don wants our freelance
art director Joey BairdCopy !req
383. put on full time for the next three weeks.Copy !req
384. None of my business I suppose.Copy !req
385. I really think this vending
machine is a troublemaker.Copy !req
386. I think it's been a great success.Copy !req
387. Revenue is climbing.Copy !req
388. I was gonna suggest we
get a sandwich machine.Copy !req
389. We'd probably get 40% of the work forceCopy !req
390. keeping busy through lunch.Copy !req
391. Or we'd end up with a
bunch of fat secretariesCopy !req
392. who think the whole afternoon is lunchtime,Copy !req
393. because there's always another
sandwich around the corner.Copy !req
394. There have been a lot of complaints.Copy !req
395. Did you tell them to call the number?Copy !req
396. What do you think they're doing
in there... Lane and Joan?Copy !req
397. It's an unholy alliance.Copy !req
398. I know exactly what they're doing in there.Copy !req
399. Joan's on the desk, boobs on the blotter.Copy !req
400. Lane's behind her,
probably has a bowler hat.Copy !req
401. Am I wrong?Copy !req
402. Hey, don't do that.Copy !req
403. I'm not doing anything. Joan's doing it.Copy !req
404. Mountain dew-dah.Copy !req
405. Give me three cocktails with at
least three ingredients each.Copy !req
406. Peggy Olson,Copy !req
407. pioneering the science of wet blanketry.Copy !req
408. You love her.Copy !req
409. Holy Francis calling.Copy !req
410. - This is Don.
- Hello, Don. Henry Francis.Copy !req
411. Sorry to bother you at work.Copy !req
412. I assume it's important.Copy !req
413. It is but not dire.Copy !req
414. Okay. What can I do for you?Copy !req
415. I bought a boat and I...Copy !req
416. Well, I'd like to put it in the garageCopy !req
417. and I don't have the clearance
with your things there.Copy !req
418. No, of course.Copy !req
419. I can probably have some movers take them,Copy !req
420. put them in storage somewhere.
I can take it off the rent.Copy !req
421. No. No, that's okay.Copy !req
422. I should probably come and get them myself.Copy !req
423. Gene's birthday party's on Sunday.Copy !req
424. I know.Copy !req
425. So I think Saturday
would be best, don't you?Copy !req
426. I see.Copy !req
427. The boat's coming next week so...Copy !req
428. Fine.Copy !req
429. I'll come at noon.Copy !req
430. Miss Blankenship, can I get some coffee?Copy !req
431. I just lost 30 cents in the machine.Copy !req
432. How is that possible?Copy !req
433. Well, I wanted a pack of life saversCopy !req
434. so I put in a nickel and it didn't work.Copy !req
435. So I looked in my purse and
all I had was a quarter,Copy !req
436. so then I lost a quarter too.Copy !req
437. Was the exact-change light on?Copy !req
438. I started with the exact change.Copy !req
439. Oh, Peggy, it's a nickel.Copy !req
440. I'm not calling that number.
No one ever answers.Copy !req
441. I can't believe you.Copy !req
442. Fine, then give me some life savers.Copy !req
443. - Who did that?
- Did what?Copy !req
444. That pornographic drawing.Copy !req
445. It's a very brave personCopy !req
446. that does something anonymously.Copy !req
447. It's a very brave person who does that.Copy !req
448. It's still illegal in many States you know.Copy !req
449. I can't wait until next year
when all of you are in Vietnam.Copy !req
450. You will be pining for the dayCopy !req
451. when someone was trying
to make your life easier.Copy !req
452. And when you're over there,Copy !req
453. you're in the jungle and
they're shooting at you,Copy !req
454. remember you're not dying for me,
because I never liked you.Copy !req
455. - Joan.
- Don't worry. I'm not going home.Copy !req
456. Jesus. Scorched earth.Copy !req
457. - What's wrong with her?
- I told you not to do that.Copy !req
458. - Come on, Peggy.
- It's a joke.Copy !req
459. She's still patting around
for the buzzer. I'm sorry.Copy !req
460. What do you want?Copy !req
461. Joey taped it to Joan's window.Copy !req
462. - Really?
- Yes, and it's disrespectful to JoanCopy !req
463. and it's disrespectful to me.Copy !req
464. Narrative, forced perspective...
Are you sure Joey did this?Copy !req
465. Yes, I told him not to.Copy !req
466. Well, I wouldn't tolerate
that if I were you.Copy !req
467. But you have no problem with it?Copy !req
468. I didn't say that.Copy !req
469. Look, Peggy, just go fire him.Copy !req
470. Me?Copy !req
471. I thought you would go out
there and yell at him.Copy !req
472. Yell at him, fire him. Look, believe me...Copy !req
473. You do not want me involved in this.Copy !req
474. People will think you're a tattletale.Copy !req
475. Dr. Miller has arrived.Copy !req
476. Send her in.Copy !req
477. You want some respect?
Go out there and get it for yourself.Copy !req
478. - Oh, I'm sorry.
- Have a seat.Copy !req
479. Is everything all right?Copy !req
480. Yes.Copy !req
481. Joey, can I speak to you for a minute?Copy !req
482. - You want one?
- No.Copy !req
483. I'm sorry, okay?Copy !req
484. Good. Now go apologize.Copy !req
485. What? Then she'll know I did it.Copy !req
486. You did do it. I told you not to.Copy !req
487. Come on. It's funny.Copy !req
488. Really? Would you show it to Lane?Copy !req
489. He would think it's funny.Copy !req
490. What if it were Don on his knees?Copy !req
491. See? This is why I don't like working
with women. You have no sense of humor.Copy !req
492. You're fired.Copy !req
493. All right, all right.
I see the nostrils are flared.Copy !req
494. - I'll go apologize.
- No, get your things.Copy !req
495. - Are you serious?
- I am.Copy !req
496. We'll see what Don has to say about that.Copy !req
497. Don doesn't even know who you are.Copy !req
498. I'm sorry it didn't work out.Copy !req
499. Hang on. Come on. This is crazy.Copy !req
500. It's just a job, Joey.
You'll get another one.Copy !req
501. Well, I was wrong about you.Copy !req
502. What's going on?Copy !req
503. Watch out, fellas. The fun's over.Copy !req
504. - What?
- That's all, folks.Copy !req
505. - Are you serious?
- A little bug bit me.Copy !req
506. Well, I'll give you a call.
We'll have a drink.Copy !req
507. Stan, throw Vick Chemical
on the back burner.Copy !req
508. You're on mountain dew.Copy !req
509. You know, these guys may be embarrassedCopy !req
510. by having some professional
tell them what to do.Copy !req
511. He'll take advice from another man.Copy !req
512. Not if he knows more.Copy !req
513. You know I'm right about auto parts.
I used to sell cars.Copy !req
514. Yes, but we still have to do it.Copy !req
515. God, this is boring.Copy !req
516. I think I'm hungry. Do you want to eat?Copy !req
517. - You mean order in?
- I don't know.Copy !req
518. You seem kind of dressed up.Copy !req
519. We could take Fillmore
parts with us if you want.Copy !req
520. Just to clarify...
You'd like to have dinner with me?Copy !req
521. Yes.Copy !req
522. You asked me out the first
time I came in here.Copy !req
523. Why would it be different for me now?Copy !req
524. It just felt like the timing is right.Copy !req
525. So why don't we do that?Copy !req
526. You could ask me out for dinnerCopy !req
527. at some future date instead of...
I don't know...Copy !req
528. Tacking it onto a workday
like an afterthought...Copy !req
529. I could do that.Copy !req
530. Saturday night far enough in the future?Copy !req
531. Not normally, but you're in luck.Copy !req
532. Good.Copy !req
533. Okay then.Copy !req
534. I've got enough to go on here.Copy !req
535. Okay.Copy !req
536. - Good night.
- Good night.Copy !req
537. It's Francine.Copy !req
538. Come in.Copy !req
539. Whoa. I'm all bitten up.Copy !req
540. This is my potato salad bowl,
but this one's yours.Copy !req
541. Well, thank you.Copy !req
542. Henry was going to pick one
up on his way home from work,Copy !req
543. but he's been so busy.Copy !req
544. Oh, Betty, he's very ambitious.Copy !req
545. He's mad at me.Copy !req
546. Why would that be so?Copy !req
547. Oh God, if I can make it
through this weekend...Copy !req
548. It's a two-year-old's birthday party,Copy !req
549. you'll have help, and no one cares.Copy !req
550. Oh.Copy !req
551. Is he coming?Copy !req
552. I told him about it.Copy !req
553. Now I can only hope he
won't show up and ruin it.Copy !req
554. Well, he won't.Copy !req
555. We ran into him in the city...Copy !req
556. On a date.Copy !req
557. Bethany van Nuys...
She was all of 15.Copy !req
558. I misbehaved.Copy !req
559. Henry didn't understand it for some reason.Copy !req
560. Why do you let him bother you?Copy !req
561. We see him walking out with
the kids some weekends.Copy !req
562. - Carlton calls him "that sad bastard."
- That's an act.Copy !req
563. He's living the life, let me tell you.Copy !req
564. He doesn't get to have
this family and that.Copy !req
565. Oh, Betty.Copy !req
566. You have terrible luck with entertaining.Copy !req
567. Just be careful.Copy !req
568. Don has nothing to lose,Copy !req
569. and you have everything.Copy !req
570. I don't know if you heard,
but I fired Joey.Copy !req
571. I did. Good for you.Copy !req
572. Excuse me?Copy !req
573. Now everybody in the office will knowCopy !req
574. that you solved my problem and that youCopy !req
575. must be really important, I guess.Copy !req
576. What's wrong with you? I defended you.Copy !req
577. You defended yourself.Copy !req
578. Fine.Copy !req
579. That cartoon was disgusting.Copy !req
580. I had already handled itCopy !req
581. and if I had wanted to go further,Copy !req
582. one dinner with Mr. Kreutzer
from Sugarberry hamCopy !req
583. and Joey would've been off it
and out of my hair.Copy !req
584. So? It's the same result.Copy !req
585. You want to be a big shot.Copy !req
586. Well, no matter how powerful
we get around here,Copy !req
587. they can still just draw a cartoon.Copy !req
588. So all you've done is proved to themCopy !req
589. that I'm a meaningless secretary
and you're another humorless bitch.Copy !req
590. Have a nice weekend. Good night, Peggy.Copy !req
591. When a man walks into a room,Copy !req
592. he brings his whole life with him.Copy !req
593. He has a million reasons
for being anywhere.Copy !req
594. Just ask him.Copy !req
595. If you listen, he'll tell you
how he got there,Copy !req
596. how he forgot where he was goingCopy !req
597. and then he woke up.Copy !req
598. If you listen, he'll tell youCopy !req
599. about the time he thought he was an angelCopy !req
600. or dreamt of being perfect.Copy !req
601. And then he'll smile with wisdom,Copy !req
602. content that he'd realizedCopy !req
603. the world isn't perfect.Copy !req
604. We're flawed because we want so much more.Copy !req
605. We're ruinedCopy !req
606. because we get these thingsCopy !req
607. and wish for what we had.Copy !req
608. - You smell nice.
- So do you,Copy !req
609. like chlorine.Copy !req
610. I've been swimming.Copy !req
611. Does it feel like summer?Copy !req
612. It clears my head.Copy !req
613. - For the creative process?
- For something.Copy !req
614. I've been a little out of sorts lately.Copy !req
615. It's an effort to get in the water,Copy !req
616. but when you do you're weightless
and you don't even sweat.Copy !req
617. And in the end,Copy !req
618. you're wrung out.Copy !req
619. I've been looking forward to this.Copy !req
620. It's very hard to get a reservation here.Copy !req
621. You should've called me. I know a guy.Copy !req
622. Really?Copy !req
623. Who's your guy?Copy !req
624. My father.Copy !req
625. A lot of people who supply restaurantsCopy !req
626. know a lot of the same
people who know my father.Copy !req
627. Like...?Copy !req
628. Not my father, just his friends.Copy !req
629. He owns a candy storeCopy !req
630. and there are certain responsibilitiesCopy !req
631. that go along with that.Copy !req
632. Interesting.Copy !req
633. What's he like?Copy !req
634. He's a handsome two-bit gangster like you.Copy !req
635. Two glasses of chianti.Copy !req
636. When I'm out of sorts,
I look at the calendar.Copy !req
637. There's usually something
significant on the horizon.Copy !req
638. I never noticed that.Copy !req
639. It's my two-year-old's birthday,Copy !req
640. but I'm not going.Copy !req
641. Why not?Copy !req
642. Because I'm not welcome there.Copy !req
643. He thinks that man's his father.Copy !req
644. Maybe that's okay.Copy !req
645. All he knows of the worldCopy !req
646. is what you show him.Copy !req
647. Oh, that's nice.Copy !req
648. I know I've sometimes
behaved to the contrary,Copy !req
649. but I do admire your work.Copy !req
650. That's nice to hear.Copy !req
651. So tell me a trade secret.Copy !req
652. How do you get them to do
what you want them to do?Copy !req
653. Aesop has a fable about
the wind and the sun.Copy !req
654. The wind and the sun had this competitionCopy !req
655. to see if they could get
a traveler's coat off.Copy !req
656. So the wind blows fiercely on him,Copy !req
657. but the traveler just
pulls his coat tighter.Copy !req
658. But the sun shines down on him,Copy !req
659. warmer and warmer,Copy !req
660. and the traveler justCopy !req
661. takes it off.Copy !req
662. And the moral is?Copy !req
663. Kindness, gentleness and persuasion winCopy !req
664. where force fails.Copy !req
665. You know, Aesop did that
in probably 10 lines.Copy !req
666. He's very economical.Copy !req
667. So what you're saying is you want my coat.Copy !req
668. 72nd and Broadway.Copy !req
669. Thank you.Copy !req
670. Where do you live?Copy !req
671. Only around the corner.Copy !req
672. Really?Copy !req
673. Yes.Copy !req
674. But I'm just going
to take you to your door.Copy !req
675. And why is that?Copy !req
676. Because that's as far as I can go right nowCopy !req
677. and I'm not ready to say good night.Copy !req
678. That's not what I expected.Copy !req
679. - Hello, Francine.
- Hello, Don.Copy !req
680. Daddy!Copy !req
681. What's he doing here?Copy !req
682. It's okay.Copy !req
683. Here you go. Say hi to daddy.Copy !req
684. Happy Birthday.Copy !req
685. We have everything.Copy !req