1. Five, six, seven,
eight, nine, 10, 11.
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- Where are these exactly?
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no bad seats...
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knows damn well they were free?
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- Of what, pray tell?
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steak and cocktails at the palm?
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in my office.
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reservation before the bout
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anywhere but the palm?
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bill out my window.
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this at 9:00. It's 11:15.
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- Behind the desk is fine.
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like in some limbo.
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football players holding
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and his defender, a sexy girl
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and maybe a referee.
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hike!" Namath fades back.
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he says something like...
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on the road is samsonite.
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I know I'm protected."
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clothing flying out.
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- "You sure do, Joe."
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a professional game yet.
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that's the problem.
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- Actually funny?
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what I just saw? No.
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- You remembered my birthday.
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I want to form an agency
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with the people at Tampax.
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50% market share.
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has been barking up my tree.
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European connections.
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by what Draper did.
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money on those cards.
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to take this seriously,
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you've been drinking.
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He's another one.
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valuable account man.
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of those headhunters and...
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- Don't do that.
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you're the last thing
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of your panties.
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129. So we're back to the drawing board.
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133. Stephanie from California, no last
name. She says it's urgent.
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134. - Would you like me to place the call?
- No, I've got it.
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alcoholics anonymous...
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Rutledge from Pond's...
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dinner and the fight,
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dinner if we want to drink at all.
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143. And then there's all
the talk about drinking
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the funny stories
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waiting for this fight.
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lose by unconsciousness.
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149. - Get rid of 'em.
- I can't.
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150. - I should work on samsonite.
- That's in two weeks.
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- I'm sorry. You can do that without me.
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- Are you serious?
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good company anyway.
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at the side of your neck
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those James Bond pens
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160. James Bond likes to travel.
He goes all over the world.
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He met a girl underwater.
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good place to stop.
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- Yes.
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- 26 today.
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- It is.
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- Well, of course my days are
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visiting the ladies' room,
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than living with Pete?
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We should go.
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- Let's beat it before it's us.
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- Did you get California?
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try before I depart?
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this mythical substance,
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and we see an adventurer
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much like bullshit?
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one off the eiffel tower
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like the moonshot...
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- Probably.
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- I am so sorry.
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It's gonna be a while.
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or a while like I should cancel?
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take too long.
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- He's going to Maine?
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closed-circuit TV
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We got tickets.
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dinner for my birthday.
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can help him with this
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250. and the sooner I get off the phone,
the sooner I can come.
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252. She's gonna be a few minutes late.
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They look like hockey pucks.
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let Gerry get this.
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kid off at the knees.
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elephant either sits on
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airplane runs it over?
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- I don't think so.
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about nat king Cole in a way
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out all his records.
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heavyweight...
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282. - What's the story?
- You don't like it?
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283. No, I love it. That's great.
That's what we should do.
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phones all the time.
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then I'm gonna start saying
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sweetheart.
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- I'm begging you...
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Indian arrowheads?
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297. There's a bar next to Keenes.
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to fortify myself.
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299. Tell 'em you're sick. Go home.
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300. I am sick. I think I overdid it.
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301. And they're self-so-righteous.
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a man with a motorboat.
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over something like that?
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Can you see me?
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- 15 minutes? It's almost an hour.
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I'm gonna leave any minute.
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here right away.
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318. You know what? Just go to my
apartment and wait for me.
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whole family here
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worse is by not coming at all.
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to the elephant.
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have someplace to be?
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so I get the message.
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at dinner an hour ago.
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and I'm pretty sure
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340. - Why the hell didn't you tell me?
- I don't know.
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would take a second.
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to feel like crap?
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ruined her birthday.
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345. - I was your secretary!
- Well, enjoy your evening!
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20-something years old.
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you're calling means
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to make it at all.
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- I'm sorry,
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that we're all here...
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until you march in here.
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put Mark on the phone?
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364. - Mrs. Olson, it's okay.
- It's not okay.
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Okay, goodbye.
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369. - Hello?
- I'm sorry I ruined this
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to spend the evening
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don't you date her?
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birthday to get in good
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who drive me crazy.
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You never stand him up.
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anything nice for you?
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like my mother.
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this place for $40.
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I'm going to enjoy my dinner
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would stay there...
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386. - Forget it.
- No. What?
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388. - Do what?
- Fine.
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Happy Birthday.
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390. - So that's it?
- Yup. Good night.
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399. Nope. I'm ready to work.
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400. You win. Again.
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me it was your birthday.
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be no repercussions.
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403. - So now this is my fault?
- Well, it's not my fault
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friends or anywhere else to go.
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like in the movies.
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- I do have to be here
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stupid idea from Danny
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because you stole
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because you were drunk.
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you didn't do your work.
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I know it kills you,
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There is no "Danny's idea."
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here belongs to the agency.
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- Is that a threat?
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taken somebody up
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- You know what?
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that into glo-coat?
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became that commercial.
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Congratulations.
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a kid locked in a closet
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was making him wait
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431. - It's a kernel.
- Which you changed just enough
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432. - so that it was yours.
- I changed it into a commercial.
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433. What, are we going to shoot him
in the dark in the closet?
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no credits on commercials.
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435. - But you got the clio!
- It's your job!
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436. I give you money,
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438. That's what the money is for!
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439. You're young. You will
get your recognition.
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440. And honestly,
it is absolutely ridiculous
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441. to be two years into your
career and counting your ideas.
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442. Everything to you
is an opportunity.
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443. And you should be thanking me
every morning when you wake up,
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for giving you another day!
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445. Oh, come on.
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446. I'm sorry about your
boyfriend, okay?
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447. May 25th. Ideas for samsonite.
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448. Toughness means that...
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449. Peggy, get in here.
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450. - No.
- Come on.
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451. You have to come in here right now.
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452. What do you want?
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457. So where was I?
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and I thought it was
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be an ally of my father,
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was something to do
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the queen of perversions,
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465. his secretary Ida Blankenship.
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466. You know what? Don't use her name.
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hating my very youth,
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guy had been cut down
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471. Lyle Evans, M.D.
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472. I think he had him killed.
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475. No, 1939.
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476. Why are you laughing?
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478. Come on. Ida was a hellcat?
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479. Cooper lost his balls?
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480. Roger's writing a book?
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481. I should go.
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482. - Stay and visit.
- I've got nothing to say.
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483. - Sure you do.
- No, it's personal.
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485. No, we don't, and I think
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486. I know I do.
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487. Suit yourself.
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488. We're supposed to be
staring at each other
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489. over candlelight and
he invites my mother?
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490. He doesn't know me.
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492. I guess I'm back to square one.
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493. Single.
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495. there's no use crying
over fish in the sea.
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496. Mouse!
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497. Over there!
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498. - What are you doing?
- Get the suitcase.
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499. - Why?
- I'm gonna seal it up in my nice samsonite
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500. - and throw it off the roof.
- Don't.
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501. Come on. Every idea you have
is some version of that.
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502. Let's do it.
Where'd you go, Mickey?
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503. - I think it's a rat.
- It's a mouse.
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504. I grew up on a farm.
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505. You know what?
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506. There's a way out of this
room we don't know about.
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507. Are you okay?
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508. I think that's yours.
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509. It's probably Mark.
I don't want to answer it.
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511. Let me get you dinner.
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512. What's the most exciting
thing about a suitcase?
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513. Going somewhere.
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514. The acropolis.
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515. I'd like to go to Greece.
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cooks stayed there.
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517. I'd like to just go on a plane.
I've never been.
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518. - Is that right?
- I've heard about it, obviously.
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519. I've seen it in the movies.
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520. It's an incredible idea... flying.
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522. they told us how many thousand
feet in the air we were.
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523. There was some other kid there...
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524. more of a yokel than me, even...
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525. and he screamed,
"man wasn't meant to fly!"
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526. Cooper has no testicles?
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527. Ick. I don't want water.
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529. that was always packed.
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530. He said, "a man has to be
ready to go at any moment."
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531. Jesus. Maybe it's a metaphor.
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532. There's something to that idea.
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533. I don't know.
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534. I can't tell the difference anymore
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535. between something that's good
and something that's awful.
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536. Well, they're very close.
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537. But the best idea always wins
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538. and you'll know it when you see it.
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539. Keep banging your
head against the wall
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540. then it happens.
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541. And then it's done.
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542. Yes, ma'am.
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543. Not like everything
else in my life.
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544. I mean, I know what
I'm supposed to want,
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545. but it just never feels right...
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546. Or as important as
anything in that office.
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547. - I didn't know you were in Korea.
- Very briefly.
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548. Did you shoot anybody?
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549. Nope. I saw some people get killed.
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550. That's memorable.
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551. My father died right
in front of me...
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552. Heart attack. I was 12.
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553. - I'm sorry to hear that.
- It was pretty violent.
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554. The TV was on.
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555. That's why I hate sports.
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556. Nobody was around...
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557. Saturday afternoon.
My mother was shopping.
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558. I saw my father die too.
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559. He was kicked by a horse...
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560. You're kidding.
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561. - What about your mother?
- I never knew her.
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562. Why is there a dog
in the Parthenon?
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563. That is a roach.
Let's go someplace darker.
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564. I hate dating. I'm terrible at it.
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565. You'll find someone.
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566. You know you're cute as hell.
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567. Men don't exactly stop
and stare in the streets.
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568. Do you want that?
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569. That's not what you
were supposed to say.
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570. What do you care what I think?
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571. Well, everybody thinks
I slept with you
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572. to get the job.
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573. They joke about it,
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574. like it's so funny
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575. because the possibility
was so remote.
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576. It's not because you
aren't attractive.
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577. I have to keep rules about work.
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578. I have to.
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579. You're an attractive girl, Peggy.
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580. Not as attractive as some
of your other secretaries,
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581. I guess.
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582. You don't want to start
giving me morality lessons,
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583. do you?
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584. People do things, right?
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585. My mother thinks you
were responsible,
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586. because you were the only person
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587. who visited me in the hospital.
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588. Jesus. Really?
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589. She hates you.
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590. Do you know who it was?
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592. Do you ever think about it?
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594. But then it comes
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595. Playgrounds.
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596. Get up!
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597. Get up!
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598. - Come on! Get up!
- Get up!
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599. - Come on, get up!
- Get up.
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600. - Come on.
- Come on, get up!
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601. Get up! Get up!
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602. - Come on, get up!
- Come on, get up!
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603. Get up! Get up, bum!
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604. - Come on.
- It's a fix.
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605. - The fix is in.
- What happened?
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606. - It's over.
- Already? Who won?
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607. - Clay.
- Don't believe that for a second.
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608. No one goes down like that.
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609. That's what the man just said.
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610. Some fight. I lost 100 bucks
in two minutes.
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611. Let's go back, pack up and go home.
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612. Damn elevator's like a rocket.
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613. I think I'm gonna be sick.
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614. Are you okay?
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615. Do you want any water?
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616. What?
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617. I have toothpaste and a
toothbrush in my desk.
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618. Peggy?
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619. - Peggy.
- I'll be right back.
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621. Duck?
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623. Leaving Draper a little present.
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624. Don't! That's disgusting.
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625. Would you let me concentrate?
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626. This is Roger's office.
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627. Now come one. Pull up your pants.
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628. I'm not going anywhere
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629. without you.
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630. Baby. Baby, I need you so bad.
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631. You wouldn't answer your phone
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you were still at work.
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633. Why didn't you answer
the phone, Peewee?
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634. What's going on?
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635. Just go lay down.
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636. You don't belong in here.
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637. So, Peggy, I see you're not alone.
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638. I guess when screwing me
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639. you had to go back to Draper.
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640. - Duck, let's go.
- No.
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641. That's right. We were in love.
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642. Turns out she's just another whore.
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643. Hey!
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644. Jesus! Would you stop?
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645. Stop it! You're both drunk!
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646. You know, I killed
17 men at Okinawa.
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647. Uncle.
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648. What the hell is wrong with you?
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649. You still think
you're better than me?
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650. Come on, Peggy. Let's go.
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651. I got rid of him. Are you okay?
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652. Yeah.
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653. Are you?
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654. I, uh... I never thought...
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655. I'm so sorry. I...
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656. you know what? I don't
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657. - It was a confusing time.
- Stop.
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658. You don't have to explain.
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659. Can you get me a drink?
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661. I have to make a phone call
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662. and I know it's going
to be bad, okay?
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663. Oh.
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664. Do you want to be alone?
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665. Just make me a drink.
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666. Sorry if I embarrassed you.
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667. Shh.
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668. - Hello.
- It's me.
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669. She's gone.
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670. I know.
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671. She wanted you to know.
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672. I'm sorry I didn't call. I was...
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673. did she want to talk to me?
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674. You know, she wasn't really there.
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675. I'm coming out.
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676. I'll make the arrangements.
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677. No need. She left
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678. She said that she wanted to go
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679. to U.C.L.A. Medical
school tuition-free.
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680. Of course she did.
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681. I'm coming out.
I'll take care of the house.
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682. I'd like to stay here
if that's okay with you,
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684. Of course. That's fine.
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686. That's what they say.
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687. It's late and it's been a long day.
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688. Okay.
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689. - Goodbye.
- Goodbye.
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690. Stephanie.
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691. What happened?
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692. Somebody very important to me died.
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693. Who?
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world who really knew me.
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695. That's not true.
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696. You should go home.
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697. You can come in late.
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698. I'll be fine.
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699. I'm so sorry.
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700. Good night.
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702. You asshole.
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703. Get to work. It's 10:30, maggot.
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704. - Oh.
- Did you spend the night here?
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705. - Yeah.
- See the fight?
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706. No.
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707. 90 seconds of boxing and
three hours of analysis.
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708. - And we still don't know who won.
- Clay won.
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710. Come in.
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711. You look fresh. Did you go home?
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712. I spruced up. Come over here.
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714. I think you have to know the photo.
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715. It's on the front page of
every paper. It's historic.
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tourister that got knocked out?
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719. Why are you shitting on this?
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720. I'm tired.
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722. It's very good.
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724. Then go home, shower,
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