1. Donald Draper's office.
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2. In addition to the two major cough drop
users, smokers and cold sufferers,
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3. is another group that eats them as candy.
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4. The technical term is "hypochondriacs."
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5. Donald Draper.
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6. Donald Draper's office.
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7. Hello?
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8. You said not to buzz you all the time,
but I don't know how else to do this.
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9. You have a phone call.
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10. You can buzz me for a phone call.
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11. Things like coffee after I've said no,
you don't have to ask again.
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12. You're always asleep in here.
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13. Walter Hoffman from The Times.
He's a reporter.
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14. What's it regarding?
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15. You want me to go ask?
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16. I think we're done here.
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17. New York Times.
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18. This is Don.
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19. Hi. it's Walter Hoffman
from The New York Times.
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20. I write the advertising column.
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21. I know who you are.
What can I do for you, Walter?
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22. I just wanted to know if you'd heard
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23. that Cutler Gleason and Chaough
just signed Clearasil.
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24. I don't keep track of accounts
once we resign them.
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25. I just think it's kind of interesting
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26. that first CGC takes the Jai Alai
Association from you and now this.
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27. - How do you explain it?
- I don't think about it.
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28. Well, I talked to Ted Chaough
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29. and he said, "Every time Don Draper
looks in his rearview mirror, he sees me."
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30. You have a partners' luncheon.
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31. What's your point?
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32. My point is do you have a response?
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33. On the record?
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34. Please.
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35. I've never heard of him.
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36. Anything else?
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37. No. Have a good day.
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38. This Selma thing is not going away.
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39. You still don't think
they need a civil rights law?
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40. They got what they wanted.
Why aren't they happy?
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41. Because Lassie
stays at the Waldorf and they can't.
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42. Please tell me I missed everything.
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43. I now call to order a meeting of the partners,
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44. Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce.
In attendance...
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45. Everybody.
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46. Very well then, Mr. Campbell.
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47. Secor Laxative has finally agreed to produce
a television commercial and test market it.
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48. How'd you ease them into it?
Must've had to loosen them up first.
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49. We've had that client for 18 years, Roger.
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50. Pete has other news.
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51. A Deerfield chum of mine
roped me into a dinner for the Asia Society,
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52. the result of which was a series
of interesting phone calls and one lunch
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53. regarding the Honda Motorcycle Company.
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54. They control over 50% of the US market.
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55. I've seen them. They're cute.
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56. They're miserable at Grey.
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57. Well, 50% of the market, who wouldn't be?
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58. "Where's my other half?"
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59. They're taking meetings and as of 9:00
this morning, we're on the books.
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60. Three million dollars in potential billings,
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61. and they're venturing
into automobiles as well.
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62. When can you bring them in?
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63. Listen, let me spare you the agony
and the ecstasy
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64. and tell you we are not doing business
with them.
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65. Excuse me?
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66. Look, I don't expect you to understand this,
because you were a little boy,
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67. but I used to be a man with a lot of friends.
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68. Then World War II came and they were
all Killed by your new yellow buddies.
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69. Look,
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70. if Bernbach can do business
with Volkswagen,
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71. we can do business with anybody.
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72. The war is over, Roger.
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73. Why don't we just bring
Dr. Lyle Evans in here?
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74. That'll be enough of that.
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75. Lucky Strike is great. Meeting adjourned.
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76. We don't usually put new business to a vote,
do we?
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77. Does anyone really
have a problem with this?
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78. No. When can you bring them in?
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79. Immediately, if possible.
I don't want to lose our spot.
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80. So far I've been advised to read
The Chrysanthemum and the Sword.
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81. From what I can tell,
they have their own way of doing business.
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82. Bert, I'm hoping you'll help us
navigate these waters?
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83. I'll prepare a few salient points.
Keep Roger out of the loop.
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84. Another rather exciting possibility.
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85. Good work.
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86. Joan, get everybody that book.
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87. I at least want them
to see it on people's desks.
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88. Who the hell is Dr. Lyle Evans?
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89. I have no idea.
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90. The body of a 38-year-old Unitarian minister
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91. was cremated within hours
of his death last night.
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92. He had been clubbed by white men
who resented his coming to Selma
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93. - to join negro civil rights demonstrations.
- Come in.
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94. - Hi.
- Hi.
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95. Sally?
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96. Hello.
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97. I brought my doctor kit.
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98. Okay, I'm gonna go.
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99. Enjoy yourself. Which one is it?
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100. I mean, which restaurant,
in case I need to reach you.
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101. Benihana's.
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102. You're going to see a girl, aren't you?
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103. Yes, I am.
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104. - What's her name?
- Bethany.
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105. I don't like that.
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106. Well, you don't have to.
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107. Bed by 9:00?
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108. How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
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109. Jesus. What did you do?
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110. You look like a mongoloid.
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111. - Is it that bad?
- Bobby, go to bed.
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112. Sally, get over here.
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113. No.
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114. Good night.
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115. Come over here.
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116. I'm not mad. Come on.
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117. Your dad is gonna kill me.
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118. He's actually gonna kill me.
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119. You have short hair and Daddy likes it.
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120. That doesn't matter.
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121. You're not allowed to do this
and you know that.
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122. Are you and Daddy doing it?
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123. What?
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124. I know what it is.
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125. I know that the man pees inside the woman.
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126. Where did you hear that?
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127. A girl at school.
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128. You should talk to your mommy.
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129. I don't want to.
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130. You don't need to know right now,
so stop changing the subject.
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131. I'm sorry.
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132. Do you understand
I'm in worse trouble than you are?
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133. I just wanted to look pretty.
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134. Come on.
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135. We're gonna try and fix this, okay?
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136. You're not impressed.
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137. - My hair smells like I've been frying chicken.
- It does?
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138. Stop it.
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139. This place is very expensive.
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140. That's not it. it's just not very intimate.
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141. Three dates in five months?
Don't think I don't know why.
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142. If it isn't the inscrutable Don Draper.
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143. Ted.
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144. - This is my wife Nan.
- This is my friend Bethany.
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145. Ted Chaough.
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146. - Don Draper.
- Pleasure.
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147. Pleasure.
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148. We just booked Howard Moses to shoot
Clearasil. Have you ever worked with him?
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149. Not yet.
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150. I thought I was clever,
but it looks like you and I had the same idea.
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151. What are you talking about?
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152. What do you think? Honda?
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153. You think the rest of these tourists
are from J Walter Thompson?
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154. I suppose it's possible.
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155. Well, the good news is,
I think it's gonna be between us.
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156. The bad news is the best man's gonna win.
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157. Enjoy your dinner.
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158. - We will.
- Nice to meet you.
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159. - What are you doing, Ted?
- My job.
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160. - Who's he?
- Some fly I keep swatting away.
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161. They haven't done half of what we have.
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162. The minute he declared himself
the competition, suddenly we were equal.
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163. Well, as far as I'm concerned,
he's no competition at all.
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164. Hello?
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165. We're not gonna let this
spoil our evening, are we?
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166. No.
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167. - Do you know how to use those?
- Yes.
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168. You think you could teach me?
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169. - What time did they go to bed?
- I'm really, really sorry.
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170. - They still up?
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171. It's just, I was watching I V with Bobby
and I turned around for a second
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172. and Sally cut her hair.
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173. What?
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174. It's pretty bad.
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175. I could've just left them alone.
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176. - She was in the bathroom. I didn't know.
- You're supposed to watch them.
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177. Don't.
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178. I finally got her to sleep.
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179. Do you know the river of shit
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180. I'm sorry about that. I tried to fix it,
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181. but you'll probably
need to take her to the beauty parlor.
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182. Why the hell did she do that?
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183. She probably wanted to look older
like Hayley Mills.
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184. I don't know. I really shouldn't.
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185. Consider it severance.
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186. - Look...
- I don't want your advice, okay?
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187. Good night.
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188. It's probably the kids.
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189. Hi, Mom.
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190. - Did you have a nice time?
- Yeah.
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191. Take that hat off.
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192. Let me explain, okay?
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193. - What the hell happened to you?
- Calm down.
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194. - You cut her hair?
- No.
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195. I cut it. I'm sorry...
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196. - Hey!
- Betty.
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197. It was an accident.
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198. Jesus. Betts, is that necessary?
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199. I'm really, really sorry.
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200. Damn right you're sorry.
Get up to your room.
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201. - Hold on.
- No, now.
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202. It'll be okay.
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203. Bobby, take your
little brother outside and play.
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204. You didn't have to hit her.
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207. - And forget about your sleepover.
- Kids do this.
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208. - You never did this?
- All I wanted was to have long hair.
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209. In fact when my mother was mad at me,
she would threaten to cut my hair.
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210. - Where the hell were you?
- Look, it just happened.
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211. The sitter wasn't paying attention.
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212. You know what?
I don't want to know about your life.
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213. You can't even watch them for a second.
it's like leaving them with nobody.
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214. Because you're so good with them?
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216. Goodbye.
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217. - Betty.
- Henry, I don't want to hear it.
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220. I was divorced, Betty.
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222. I probably paid for a building in playland
and he couldn't take a night off?
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223. And who knows who he had watching her?
Some secretary, another whore?
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226. And little girls do do this,
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227. I know.
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234. and she can go on her sleepover.
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235. Reward her? Really?
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236. Really.
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237. You're soft, you know that?
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238. Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce.
May I help you?
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239. There you are. The Honda meeting's today,
and before you bite my head off,
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240. I'm up to date on the protocol
with the help of Cooper
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241. and we don't have to do anything
but avoid criticizing them or giving advice.
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242. I ran into Ted Chaough.
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243. How are they in this thing
and how could you not know that?
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244. This guy's drafting off of us.
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245. For the record, it's JWT, CGC and us.
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246. Now if you don't mind,
I have to get some gifts wrapped
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247. and get these chrysanthemums
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248. Apparently they symbolize death.
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249. So much conflicting information.
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250. Allow me to show you around.
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251. Our offices are probably more modern
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252. but that's the kind
of company we are, forward-thinking.
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253. This is what we call the creative lounge.
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254. We can't tell you how it happens,
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255. This is too difficult.
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257. This is Joan Harris, our chief hostess.
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258. I'd like you to meet
Ichiro Kamura and Hachi Saito.
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259. Nice to meet you.
I hope no one's taken you to Benihana.
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260. David Ogilvy.
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261. I've got a very good list of steakhouses.
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262. Not very subtle, are they?
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263. No, they are not.
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264. We are most happily
looking forward to presentation.
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265. Not now, I hope.
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266. We want more driver for motorcycle.
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267. And we shall endeavor to make that happen.
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268. And now that we are finished,
please accept our modest gifts.
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269. I cannot accept.
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270. A small token.
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271. No, thank you.
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272. Please. You are our guests.
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273. Thank you.
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274. - Open it.
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275. Later, of course.
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276. It's a cantaloupe.
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277. Johnnie Walker Red.
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278. Thank you very much.
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279. Thank you.
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280. I'm sorry.
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281. I didn't know this meeting was happening.
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I know how some people love surprises.
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283. I apologize, gentlemen,
but for some reason I was not informed.
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284. In fact, someone set a long lunch for me
with Randolph.
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285. Well, it was last minute
and now, unfortunately, drawn to a close.
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286. I have to warn you they won't know
it's over until you drop the big one.
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287. Twice.
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288. The meeting is not over.
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289. We have yet to present the rules.
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290. So now you're dictating terms.
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291. Mr. Kamura, Mr. Saito, this is Roger Sterling.
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292. And this is their translator, Akira Takahashi.
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293. We give each firm $3,000
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295. In this packet
are the conditions for the competition.
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296. We don't want any conditions.
We want it to be unconditional.
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297. Akira, go ahead, tell them what I said.
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298. Roger, stop it. These men are our guests.
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299. I know exactly who these men are.
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300. You think you can just come in here
and we'll fawn all over you?
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301. We beat you and we'll beat you again.
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302. And we don't want any of your Jap crap.
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303. So, sayonara.
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304. If you could only know my embarrassment.
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305. His wife's very sick. He's been drinking a lot.
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306. You have our rules.
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307. We very much look forward
to your presentation.
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308. You don't get to kill this account.
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310. Enough.
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311. I'm not even talking about money right now.
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312. I'm talking about the kind of work
you could do for those people.
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313. Have you seen that motorcycle?
They love design.
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314. As long as my name's in that lobby,
I get to choose whom I do business with.
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315. And I've got a lot better reasons
than you had with Jantzen.
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316. Jantzen was over.
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you'll never meet
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319. Christ on a cracker, where do you get off?
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320. You know what? You weren't there.
You weren't anywhere.
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323. and whether you like it or not,
the world has moved on.
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325. How could that be? I'm the same people!
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326. You don't think I know what you're doing?
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from bringing in an account
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329. because you know that every chip I make,
we become less dependent on Lucky Strike
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330. and therefore less dependent on you.
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331. - Why, you little shit!
- Roger!
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333. The rest of us are trying to build something.
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336. Where would you hide a coin?
You'd spend it, wouldn't you?
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338. - Then tell me.
- I'll make a bargain with you.
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- No.
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345. Nothing.
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I would've come and gotten her.
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playing with herself.
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361. I don't know what goes on here,
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is not allowed in my house
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370. What is wrong with you?
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371. You don't do those things.
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372. You don't do them in private
and you especially don't do them in public.
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375. Don't you dare lie to me
or I'll cut your fingers off.
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376. Go to bed.
We'll deal with this in the morning.
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380. What happened?
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383. What's wrong with her?
That woman will tell everyone.
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there is a solution.
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386. I don't want to do that, Henry.
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389. Maybe it's time
we let a professional answer that question.
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393. Because I was unhappy
and I don't think it helps anything.
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it would have been for Eleanor without one.
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We got ours from the school.
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there's something wrong with her,
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- Years ago.
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400. - Can we leave it at that?
- Of course.
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401. Miss Blankenship,
any luck on that call to California?
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402. I'm sorry. No answer
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403. Misters Peters and Pryce to see you.
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404. Send them in.
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405. I think we're okay,
but everything they do is inside out.
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406. I got a call this morning
from my contact there, Masao,
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407. telling me that the meeting
was a Margaret Dumont-sized disaster,
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409. Then, nearly 20 minutes later, Masao called
me and set a time for our presentation.
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410. Look, there's probably a guy like Roger
at every firm.
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411. They've outgrown it and we haven't.
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413. Mn Cooper and Mn Sterling.
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414. I realize that I should not, at this point,
limit our potential clients in any way.
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415. Next account, no matter what it is,
you'll have my full support.
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417. Look, I know it's an old one and I
have to let it go just for my health alone,
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418. and, well, hell, it's over.
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419. Your contrition wouldn't have gotten you
out of this, but you're lucky.
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420. They called us today
and gave us an appointment anyway.
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421. That means nothing.
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422. - it's over.
- No, Bert, I said we have a meeting.
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to come in and resign.
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- I haven't.
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430. It says "Don" on it.
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431. Give it to him.
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432. "Help me, Honda. Help. Help me, Honda.
Love, Teddy Chaough."
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433. - So, there is no gift.
- That's how they work.
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434. They want us to go in there, bow down
and beg them to chop our heads off
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435. because we disgraced ourselves.
How could you admire these animals?
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436. Would you shut up? They're businessmen
and you insulted them to their face.
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437. I'm expecting a child.
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438. Jai Alai, Clearasil, now Honda.
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439. Chaough wins another one by default.
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440. He's not going to win.
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441. I'm not wasting that appointment.
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442. We need to do something
that will make them notice us. Fireworks.
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443. - Do you have a campaign?
- No.
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444. But I will and we're gonna
shoot a whole commercial for it.
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445. Something outrageous, something graphic.
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446. The rules limit us to boards and copy.
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447. It specifically says, "No finished work."
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448. Because no one's ever won an account
by breaking the rules?
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449. Not with the Japanese.
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450. You're trying to tell me if we put our backs
into this thing,
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451. we couldn't turn their heads?
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452. Three thousand dollars is all we have.
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453. That should buy
about four seconds of your commercial.
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454. You don't think it's worth
going out of pocket?
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455. What pocket?
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456. A spec commercial will eat up our ability
to pitch any more new business this year.
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457. And it's only March.
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458. I would be willing to risk
bankrupting this place
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459. if I didn't think
we were already dead in the water.
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460. But we are.
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461. Come on, Bert.
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462. Hello?
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463. Am I catching you alone?
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464. What do you want?
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465. I prefer not to talk about this on the phone,
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466. but it's our feeling
that Sally needs to see a psychiatrist.
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467. "Our feeling."
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468. Why, because she cut her hair?
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469. No, it's more serious this time,
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470. and I'm telling you because I found
someone through the school.
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471. A children specialist.
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472. What exactly did she do?
She set the house on fire?
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473. She was masturbating, Don,
in front of a friend.
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474. Does that seem normal to you?
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475. Really?
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476. Boy or girl?
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477. Jesus. What's the difference?
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478. The doctor needs to speak with us,
individually of course.
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479. So you've made up your mind.
Why are you even calling me?
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480. She's out of control.
I thought you'd be concerned.
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481. I am.
I just don't know that she needs a doctor.
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482. Can't you talk to her?
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483. You think I want this?
I don't know what else to do.
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484. You know what kind of little girls do that?
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485. Fast ones.
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486. She's 10 years old.
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487. Well, don't think she doesn't understand.
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488. She understands a lot of things,
thanks to you.
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489. What?
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490. I don't care what you do,
but just don't do it with her there.
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491. You brought another man
into your bed, into her house.
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492. You don't think she noticed that?
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493. One man, Don. How many have you had
in your bachelor pad?
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494. That girl you had watching her? Who's she?
I'm married.
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495. Jesus. You ever hear yourself?
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496. I'll give the information to your secretary.
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497. - Perfect.
- Good night.
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498. Yes!
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499. Have you seen these?
I'm trying to figure out what makes it work.
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500. I'm still wondering what makes you work.
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501. Joan, Pete, Peggy.
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502. Don't touch it.
I want to see how long it goes.
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503. What's wrong?
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504. "A man is shamed
by being openly ridiculed and rejected.
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505. "It requires an audience."
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506. What is that? Fortune cookie?
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507. It's from that book
you were all supposed to read.
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508. Apparently making a commercial
for the Honda pitch would bankrupt us.
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509. And it's against the rules.
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510. Forget the rules for a second.
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511. CGC is the same size as us.
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512. So, if we can't afford to do anything,
they can't afford to.
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513. So everybody's bankrupt.
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514. Chaough said he's in my rearview mirror.
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515. Well, guess what?
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516. I'm gonna make a left turn right off a cliff.
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517. All I have to do is let Chaough think
I'm making a commercial and he'll make one.
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518. So what's our campaign?
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519. We don't have a campaign.
We're not doing anything.
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520. He just needs to think we are.
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521. So what? He's going to make a commercial.
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522. What if it's fantastic? He'll win the account.
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523. You let me worry about that.
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524. I know she's the best rep there is,
but she told me you were unavailable.
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525. I am. Clearasil doesn't wrap until
Friday night, but maybe you could push it.
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526. It sounds interesting.
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527. Well, Howard, I'm going to insist
on your discretion at this point.
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528. Of course.
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529. It's going to be four to five days.
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530. - Just a minute.
- Could you get the door?
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531. I'm sorry. I thought I'd put this in here.
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532. Later.
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533. - Sorry about that.
- That's okay.
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534. - You didn't see that.
- No, of course not.
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535. That's Draper, isn't it?
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536. Yes.
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537. Anyway, it's 12 scenes.
One of them obviously has a crowd.
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538. You'll need to figure out
how to shoot on the Staten Island ferry,
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539. to it and from it,
and how you're going to close Fifth Avenue.
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540. I'll be honest. I'd give anything to do this,
but right now I'm too busy.
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541. Anyway, you know I'd much rather
shoot your Honda commercial.
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542. I don't have one.
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543. Why the hell did they call you in?
They know I've got you booked.
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544. How can they afford that?
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545. Get that kid in here who worked for Draper.
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546. Anticipation.
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547. Suspense.
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548. A Honda tears through a subway tunnel,
the train nipping at its tire.
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549. He keeps looking back,
the train roaring at him.
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550. He's wearing a racing helmet.
And then you see him head up the steps.
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551. - Can they do that?
- Howard'll make them do that.
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552. And then he gets out on the sidewalk, stops,
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553. kicks down the kickstand,
takes off the helmet,
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554. and he is a she, California blonde.
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555. Hands down, that's your best idea.
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556. We'll bring a guy to the pitch
in a racing helmet,
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557. have him take it off, it's a sexy girl.
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558. What?
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559. We only have $3,000,
we're not shooting shit.
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560. How long did you work for Draper?
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561. A little over two years.
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562. When you were in a bake-off,
he ever break the rules?
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563. I don't know.
He wouldn't have shared it with me,
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564. but he definitely doesn't think
the rules apply to him.
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565. He once disappeared for a month.
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566. Does he like to play games?
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567. He's always thinking
on the edges of where you are.
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568. I don't know. He's a genius.
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569. You ever talk that way about me?
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570. You know what? Why don't you go
work for your boyfriend? Get out.
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571. And give me 20 different words
for "pimples." Out!
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572. Call Barbara about Howard here
and contact the city of New York.
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573. We need a subway.
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574. How are you doing?
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575. Excuse me. Can I help you?
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576. - We're late.
- No, you're not.
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577. Closed set. Sorry.
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578. You scared me.
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579. Who are you feeding today?
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580. World travelers, Samsonite.
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581. This is like a coconut.
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582. Be careful.
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583. There was a trapeze artist.
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584. He made more in an hour here
than he makes in a week at the circus.
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585. - Have you ever had this? Sake?
- No.
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586. I don't know how people drink
the way you do around here.
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587. I'd fall asleep.
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588. So what's it like being a trapeze artist?
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589. Or did you just ask him about his luggage?
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590. It's good.
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591. He was surprisingly modest.
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592. His father does it better than him.
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593. He actually said that?
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594. Best part of my job.
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595. You'd be surprised what people
will say to an interested stranger.
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596. Why does everybody need
to talk about everything?
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597. I don't know but they do.
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598. And no matter what happens while they're
talking, when they're done they feel better.
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599. You have kids?
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600. No.
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601. What does your husband do?
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602. I'm not married.
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603. But you're wearing a... Are you divorced?
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604. No.
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605. This is just a stop sign.
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606. I walk into a lot of offices and it's helped me
avoid a lot of distracting conversations.
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607. But you told me.
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608. Do you have children?
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609. I do.
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610. Two boys and a girl,
one-and-a-half, seven and 10.
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611. I'm sure it must be hard to be apart.
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612. I don't see them enough.
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613. And when I do, I don't know what to do.
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614. And when I drop them off I feel relieved.
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615. And then I miss them.
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616. I'm sorry.
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617. It is not going well.
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618. My ex-wife thinks
my daughter needs a psychiatrist.
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619. And I assume you're against that.
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620. I don't know.
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621. Well, I can't say there's
any evidence to support this,
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622. but I'm pretty sure that if you love her
and she knows it, she'll be fine.
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623. Well, thank you for the drink.
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624. I should be going.
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625. Fake dinner plans with your fake husband?
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626. Good night.
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627. Now from what you told me on the phone
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628. this year has been quite eventful
for your family.
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629. I know it seems fast,
but I felt children had no concept of time
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630. and Henry's really taken to them.
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631. He has a daughter and she's such
an exceptional young woman.
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632. If you choose to have Sally work with me,
I'd like to meet her,
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633. and then interview
you and your ex-husband.
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634. I doubt you'll ever meet him.
That's his level of interest.
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635. Is this most recent incident
of the most concern for you?
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636. Well, I know the divorce is mostly to blame,
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637. but she's been different
ever since my father died.
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638. He lived with us briefly.
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639. They were very close.
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640. I wish he had met Henry.
That's my husband.
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641. They would've gotten along.
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642. My mother... I don't know.
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643. My goodness, if I had done what Sally did,
my mother was very strict about it.
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644. My brother, he saved his money and bought
a nudist magazine and showed it to me.
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645. And then, my mother found it
and she nailed it to his bedroom door.
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646. What about you?
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647. I was private and mostly outgrew it.
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648. I see.
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649. - Dr. Keener...
- Call me Dr. Edna. That's what the kids do.
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650. Of course I know children do this.
But not in public.
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651. I feel like Sally did this to punish me
somehow, for everything.
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652. That must be a terrible feeling.
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653. It is.
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654. You have to believe me.
I had to get divorced.
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655. I felt it best for them
to have some stability in their life
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656. and in the end,
she doesn't understand that it'll be better.
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657. Sounds to me like it wouldn't be bad
for you to talk to someone.
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658. No. No, I'm okay.
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659. Well, I think it'd be helpful if you and I
were to meet once a month
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660. just to keep up with Sally's progress.
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661. Will you tell me
what she talks about in here?
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662. No.
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663. And the other way around as well.
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664. That's better.
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665. So I think we should start
at four days a week.
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666. Let me go get my date book.
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667. - Where's your film?
- What film?
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668. That's how you're shaking it?
I heard it stunk.
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669. We didn't make one. It's too expensive.
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670. Well, then you're out of luck, Donny.
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671. 'Cause I sure wouldn't
want to follow what I showed them
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672. with a speech and a couple of posters.
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675. Where is Mr. Cooper and Mr. Campbell?
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676. And Sterling?
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677. They couldn't make it.
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678. You created this set of rules
to even the playing field.
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679. It says specifically, "No finished work."
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680. I understand not everybody
has observed this.
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681. I don't really want to be a part
of a competition like that
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682. so I'm withdrawing us.
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683. Thank you for thinking of us.
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684. Good afternoon.
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685. The voiceover announcer for Lucky
has a severe case of chest congestion.
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686. Get the boy wonder on it.
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687. Greg, accounts?
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688. No, Pete.
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689. Have a drink. It'll make me look younger.
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690. I'm not gonna watch you
feel sorry for yourself.
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691. I feel sorry for all of us.
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692. Don's over there surrendering right now.
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693. Would you stop?
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694. There was a kid on the destroyer,
PFC Brycen,
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695. and he was an honest-to-goodness poet.
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696. - And then during...
- Roger, I don't want to hear it.
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697. My husband's gonna be in uniform
any day now.
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698. But how do you think he's gonna feel
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goes to some Vietnamese doctor?
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700. Since when is forgiveness
a better quality than loyalty?
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like it was that long ago,
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703. but you fought to make the world
a safer place and you won and now it is.
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704. You think so?
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705. Really?
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706. I have to.
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707. - Anything else?
- No.
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708. Good afternoon.
Your daughter's psychiatrist called.
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709. Lower your voice, please.
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710. Congratulations.
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711. I just spoke with Mr. Saito.
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712. It seems Honda was never
going to leave Grey,
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713. but of the three princes
invited to meet the princess,
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714. you were the most charming.
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715. We're first in the door on their little car.
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716. And CGC?
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717. Out of the running.
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718. We killed him.
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719. That stunt you pulled was unseemly.
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720. The only reason I let you continue was...
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721. Let me?
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722. Do you think Joan can rent stage space
without talking to me?
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723. I let you because I realized
that our financial future
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724. was related to Mr. Chaough's demise.
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726. Are you thanking me or reprimanding me?
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727. - Let's not pretend like this wasn't a big risk.
- We're thanking you.
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728. Send over what you have on the car.
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729. It redlines at 9,500 RPM,
but it only has 57 horsepower.
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730. What?
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731. It's a motorcycle with doors.
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732. The nice thing is it has windows,
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733. so you can see your brains spatter against it
when it crashes.
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734. They're working on it.
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735. Cheers.
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737. I'm Dr. Edna.
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