1. Previously on
AMC's Mad Men...Copy !req
2. You said that I
should see a psychiatrist.Copy !req
3. Doctors must love that
they now have an answerCopy !req
4. for I don't know what's wrong.Copy !req
5. Jai Alai is leaving.Copy !req
6. - What?
- It's over.Copy !req
7. Debbie. In your
dorm, I know.Copy !req
8. He's dad! And he's never
coming back! And nobody cares!Copy !req
9. Stop it.Copy !req
10. Look, Pete, we're gonna
resign the Clearasil account.Copy !req
11. I hate it here.Copy !req
12. Every time I go around a corner
I keep thinking I'll see my dad.Copy !req
13. Donald draper's office.Copy !req
14. In addition to the two majorCopy !req
15. Smokers and cold sufferers,Copy !req
16. Is another group
that eats them as candy...Copy !req
17. The technical term
is "hypochondriacs."Copy !req
18. Donald draper.Copy !req
19. Donald draper's office.Copy !req
20. - Hello?Copy !req
21. You said not to buzz you
all the time,Copy !req
22. But I don't know
how else to do this.Copy !req
23. - You have a phone call.
- You can buzz me
for a phone call.Copy !req
24. Things like coffee
after I've said no,Copy !req
25. You don't have to ask again.Copy !req
26. You're always asleep in here.Copy !req
27. Walter Hoffman
from "the times."
he's a reporter.Copy !req
28. - What's it regarding?
- You want me to go ask?Copy !req
29. I think we're done here.Copy !req
30. "New York times."Copy !req
31. - This is don.
- Hi, it's Walter Hoffman
from "the New York times."Copy !req
32. I write
the advertising column.Copy !req
33. I know who you are.
What can I do for you, Walter?Copy !req
34. I just wanted to know
if you'd heardCopy !req
35. That cutler, Gleason & Chaough
just signed clearasil.Copy !req
36. I don't keep track of accounts
once we resign them.Copy !req
37. I just think it's
kind of interesting
that first c.G.C.Copy !req
38. Takes the jai alai
association from you
and now this.Copy !req
39. - How do you explain it?
- I don't think about it.Copy !req
40. Well, I talked to Ted ChaoughCopy !req
41. And he said, "every time
don draper looks in his
rearview mirror,Copy !req
42. - He sees me."Copy !req
43. You have a partners' luncheon.Copy !req
44. - What's your point?
- Do you
have a response?Copy !req
45. - On the record?
- Please.Copy !req
46. I've never heard of him.Copy !req
47. Anything else?Copy !req
48. No.
Have a good day.Copy !req
49. This Selma thing
is not going away.Copy !req
50. You still don't think
they need a civil rights law?Copy !req
51. They got what they wanted.
Why aren't they happy?Copy !req
52. Because Lassie
stays at the Waldorf
and they can't.Copy !req
53. Please tell me
I missed everything.Copy !req
54. I now call to order
a meeting of the partners.Copy !req
55. Sterling, Cooper,
draper, Pryce in attendance.Copy !req
56. Everybody.Copy !req
57. Very well then.
Mr. Campbell.Copy !req
58. Sector laxative
has finally agreedCopy !req
59. To produce
a television commercial
and test market it.Copy !req
60. How'd you ease them into it?Copy !req
61. Must've had to
loosen them up first.Copy !req
62. We've had that client
for 18 years, Roger.Copy !req
63. Pete has other news.Copy !req
64. A deerfield chum of mine
roped me into a dinner
for the Asia society,Copy !req
65. The result of which
was a seriesCopy !req
66. Of interesting phone calls
and one lunchCopy !req
67. Regarding the Honda
motorcycle company.Copy !req
68. They control over 50%
of the U.S. Market.Copy !req
69. I've seen them.
They're cute.Copy !req
70. They're miserable at Grey.Copy !req
71. Well, 50% of the market?
Who wouldn't be?Copy !req
72. "where's my other half?"Copy !req
73. They're taking meetings
and as of 9:00 this morning,
we're on the books.Copy !req
74. $3 million in
potential billingsCopy !req
75. And they're venturing
into automobiles as well.Copy !req
76. When can you bring 'em in?Copy !req
77. Listen, let me spare you
the agony and the ecstasyCopy !req
78. And tell you we are not
doing business with them.Copy !req
79. Excuse me?Copy !req
80. Look, I don't expect you
to understand thisCopy !req
81. Because you were a little boy,Copy !req
82. But I used to be a man
with a lot of friends.Copy !req
83. World war ii cameCopy !req
84. And they were all killed
by your new yellow buddies.Copy !req
85. Look...Copy !req
86. If Bernbach can do business
with Volkswagen, we can do
business with anybody.Copy !req
87. The war is over, Roger.Copy !req
88. Why don't we just bring
Dr. Lyle Evans in here?Copy !req
89. That'll be enough of that.Copy !req
90. Lucky strike is great.
Meeting adjourned.Copy !req
91. We don't usually
put new business
to a vote, do we?Copy !req
92. Does anyone really
have a problem with this?Copy !req
93. No.
When can you
bring 'em in?Copy !req
94. Immediately, if possible.
I don't want to lose our spot.Copy !req
95. So far I've been
advised to readCopy !req
96. The "the chrysanthemum
and the sword."Copy !req
97. From what I can tell,
they have their own way
of doing business.Copy !req
98. Bert,
I'm hoping you'll help us
navigate these waters?Copy !req
99. I'll prepare
a few salient points.Copy !req
100. Keep Roger out of the loop.Copy !req
101. A rather exciting possibility.Copy !req
102. Good work.Copy !req
103. Joan, get everybody that book.Copy !req
104. I at least want them
to see it on people's desks.Copy !req
105. Who the hell
is Dr. Lyle Evans?Copy !req
106. I have no idea.Copy !req
107. The body of a 38-year-old
unitarian ministerCopy !req
108. Was cremated within hours
of his death last night.Copy !req
109. He had been clubbed
by white men who resented...Copy !req
110. - come in.Copy !req
111. - Hi.
- Hi.Copy !req
112. - Sally?
- Hello.Copy !req
113. I brought my doctor Kit.Copy !req
114. Whoa.Copy !req
115. Okay, I'm gonna go.Copy !req
116. Enjoy yourself.
Which one is it?Copy !req
117. I mean, which restaurant
in case I need to reach you.Copy !req
118. Benihana's.Copy !req
119. You're going to see
a girl, aren't you?Copy !req
120. Yes I am.Copy !req
121. - What's her name?
- Bethany.Copy !req
122. I don't like that.Copy !req
123. Well, you don't have to.Copy !req
124. Bed by 9:00?Copy !req
125. How do I love thee?Copy !req
126. Let me count the ways.Copy !req
127. Jesus.
What did you do?Copy !req
128. she looks like a mongoloid.Copy !req
129. - Is it that bad?
- Bobby, go to bed.Copy !req
130. - Sally, get over here.
- No.Copy !req
131. - good night.Copy !req
132. Come over here.Copy !req
133. I'm not mad.
Come on.Copy !req
134. Your dad is gonna kill me.Copy !req
135. He's actually gonna kill me.Copy !req
136. You have short hair
and daddy likes it.Copy !req
137. That doesn't matter.
You're not allowed
to do thisCopy !req
138. And you know that.Copy !req
139. Are you and daddy doing it?Copy !req
140. - What?
- I know what it is.Copy !req
141. I know that the man pees
inside the woman.Copy !req
142. Where did you hear that?Copy !req
143. A girl at school.Copy !req
144. You should talk to your mommy.Copy !req
145. I don't want to.Copy !req
146. Well, you don't need
to know right now,Copy !req
147. So stop changing the subject.Copy !req
148. I'm sorry.Copy !req
149. Do you understand
I'm in worse trouble
than you are?Copy !req
150. I just wanted to look pretty.Copy !req
151. Come on.Copy !req
152. We're gonna try
and fix this, okay?Copy !req
153. You're not impressed.Copy !req
154. My hair smells like
I've been frying chicken.Copy !req
155. stop it.Copy !req
156. This place is very expensive.Copy !req
157. That's not it.
It's just not very intimate.Copy !req
158. Three dates in five months?Copy !req
159. Don't think I don't know why.Copy !req
160. If it isn't
the inscrutable don draper.Copy !req
161. Ted.Copy !req
162. This is my wife Nan.Copy !req
163. - This is my friend Bethany.
- Ted Chaough.Copy !req
164. - Don draper.
- Pleasure.Copy !req
165. Pleasure.Copy !req
166. We just booked Howard Moses
to shoot clearasil.Copy !req
167. - You ever work with him?
- Not yet.Copy !req
168. I thought I was clever,
but it looks like you and I
had the same idea.Copy !req
169. - What are you talking about?
- What do you think?Copy !req
170. Honda?
You think the rest
of these touristsCopy !req
171. Are from j Walter Thompson?Copy !req
172. I suppose it's possible.Copy !req
173. The good news is it's
gonna be between us.Copy !req
174. The bad news is
the best man's gonna win.Copy !req
175. Enjoy your dinner.Copy !req
176. - We will.
- Nice to meet you.Copy !req
177. - What are you doing, Ted?
- Job.Copy !req
178. - Who's he?
- He's a fly I keep
swatting away.Copy !req
179. They haven't done half
of what we have.Copy !req
180. The minute he declared
himself the competition,Copy !req
181. Suddenly we were equal.Copy !req
182. Well, as far as I'm concerned,
he's no competition at all.Copy !req
183. Hello?Copy !req
184. We're not gonna let is
spoil our evening, are we?Copy !req
185. No.Copy !req
186. Do you know how to use those?Copy !req
187. Yes.Copy !req
188. Think you could teach me?Copy !req
189. What time did they go to bed?Copy !req
190. I'm really really sorry.Copy !req
191. - They still up?
- No.Copy !req
192. It's just...
I was watching TV with BobbyCopy !req
193. And I turned around
for a secondCopy !req
194. And Sally cut her hair.Copy !req
195. What?Copy !req
196. It's pretty bad.Copy !req
197. I could've
just left them alone.Copy !req
198. She was in the bathroom.
I didn't know.Copy !req
199. You were supposed
to watch them.Copy !req
200. Don't.
I finally got her to sleep.Copy !req
201. Do you know the River of ShitCopy !req
202. I'm gonna get from her mother?Copy !req
203. I'm sorry about that.
I tried to fix it,Copy !req
204. But you'll probably
need to take her to
the beauty parlor.Copy !req
205. Why the hell would she do that?Copy !req
206. She probably wanted to look
older like Hayley mills.Copy !req
207. I don't know.Copy !req
208. - I really shouldn't.
- Consider it severance.Copy !req
209. - Look...
- I don't want
your advice, okay?Copy !req
210. Good night.Copy !req
211. it's probably
the kids.Copy !req
212. - Hi, mom.
- Did you have
a nice time?Copy !req
213. Yeah.Copy !req
214. Take that hat off.Copy !req
215. Let me explain, okay?Copy !req
216. - What the hell
happened to you?
- Calm down.Copy !req
217. - You cut her hair?
- No.Copy !req
218. - I cut it.
I'm sorry.
- Hey!Copy !req
219. Betty.Copy !req
220. - It was an accident.
- Jesus.Copy !req
221. Betts, is that necessary?Copy !req
222. I'm really really sorry.Copy !req
223. Damn right you're sorry.
Get up to your room.Copy !req
224. - Hold on.
- No, now.Copy !req
225. It'll be okay.Copy !req
226. Bobby, take your
little brother outside
and play.Copy !req
227. - You didn't have to hit her.
- You're right,Copy !req
228. Because it doesn't
do anything!Copy !req
229. You have picture day.Copy !req
230. - Forget about
your sleepover.
- Kids do this.Copy !req
231. - You never did this?
- All I wanted was to
have long hair.Copy !req
232. In fact when my mother
was mad at me,Copy !req
233. She would threaten
to cut my hair.Copy !req
234. - Where the hell were you?
- Look, it just happened.Copy !req
235. The sitter wasn't
paying attention.Copy !req
236. You know what?
I don't want to know
about your life.Copy !req
237. You can't even
watch them for a second.Copy !req
238. It's like leaving them
with nobody.Copy !req
239. Because you're
so good with them?Copy !req
240. Take her to the hairdresser.Copy !req
241. Goodbye.Copy !req
242. - Betty.Copy !req
243. Henry, I don't want to hear it.Copy !req
244. I want him dead!Copy !req
245. You don't think I feel that?Copy !req
246. I was divorced, Betty.Copy !req
247. My weekends with Ellie
were sacrosanct.Copy !req
248. I probably paid for
a building in play landCopy !req
249. And he couldn't
take a night off?Copy !req
250. And who knows
who he had watching her?Copy !req
251. Some secretary, another whore?Copy !req
252. But...Copy !req
253. That's him, not Sally.Copy !req
254. Little girls do do this,Copy !req
255. And not just ones
from broken homes.Copy !req
256. I know.Copy !req
257. I was impulsive.Copy !req
258. I'll apologize.Copy !req
259. Having had a girl this age,Copy !req
260. I can tell you that punishment
will only make this worse.Copy !req
261. So when you're
up there apologizing,Copy !req
262. You let her know
that she's going to go
to the hairdresserCopy !req
263. And she can go
on her sleepover.Copy !req
264. Reward her?Copy !req
265. - Really?
- Really.Copy !req
266. You're soft, you know that?Copy !req
267. There you are.
The Honda meeting's today.Copy !req
268. And before
you bite my head off,Copy !req
269. I'm up to date on the protocol
with the help of Cooper.Copy !req
270. We don't have to do anything
but avoid criticizing them
or giving advice.Copy !req
271. I ran into Ted Chaough.Copy !req
272. How are they in this thing
and how could you
not know that?Copy !req
273. This guy's drafting off of us.Copy !req
274. For the record,
it's j.W.T., c.G.C. And us.Copy !req
275. Now if you don't mind,
I have to get some gifts wrappedCopy !req
276. And get these chrysanthemums
out of the building.Copy !req
277. Apparently
they symbolize death.Copy !req
278. So much conflicting
information.Copy !req
279. Allow me to show you around.Copy !req
280. Our offices are probably more
modern than you've seen,Copy !req
281. But that's the kind
of company we are...
forward-thinking.Copy !req
282. This is what we call
the creative lounge.Copy !req
283. We can't tell you
how it happens,Copy !req
284. But it does
happen here.Copy !req
285. This is too difficult.Copy !req
286. Well, tell them something.Copy !req
287. This is Joan Harris,
our chief hostess.Copy !req
288. I'd like you to meet
Ichiro KamuraCopy !req
289. And Hachi Saito.Copy !req
290. Nice to meet you.
I hope no one's taken
you to Benihana.Copy !req
291. David Ogilvy.Copy !req
292. I've got a very good list
of steakhouses.
Just ask.Copy !req
293. Not very subtle, aren't they?Copy !req
294. No, they are not.Copy !req
295. We are most happily
looking forwardCopy !req
296. To presentation.Copy !req
297. Not now, I hope.Copy !req
298. We want more driver
for motorcycle.Copy !req
299. And we shall endeavor
to make that happen.Copy !req
300. And now that we are finished,Copy !req
301. Please accept our modest gifts.Copy !req
302. I cannot accept.Copy !req
303. A small token.Copy !req
304. No thank you.Copy !req
305. Please.
You are our guests.Copy !req
306. Thank you.Copy !req
307. - Open it.
- No. Later, of course.Copy !req
308. It's a cantaloupe.Copy !req
309. Johnny Walker red.Copy !req
310. - Thank you very much.
- Thank you.Copy !req
311. I'm sorry.
I didn't know
this meeting was happening.Copy !req
312. Then again,
I know how some people
love surprises.Copy !req
313. I apologize, gentlemen,Copy !req
314. But for some reason
I was not informed.Copy !req
315. In fact, someone set
a long lunch for me
with Randolph.Copy !req
316. Well, it was last minute
and now, unfortunately,
drawn to a close.Copy !req
317. I have to warn you
they won't know it's over
until you drop the big one...Copy !req
318. Twice.Copy !req
319. The meeting is not over.Copy !req
320. We have yet
to present the rules.Copy !req
321. So now you're dictating terms.Copy !req
322. Mr. Kamura, Mr. Saito,
this is Roger sterling.Copy !req
323. This is their translator
Akira Takahashi.Copy !req
324. We give each firm $3,000Copy !req
325. For a competitive presentation.Copy !req
326. In this packet
are the conditions
for the competition.Copy !req
327. We don't want any conditions.
We want it to be unconditional.Copy !req
328. Akira, go ahead,
tell 'em what I said.Copy !req
329. Roger, stop it.Copy !req
330. - These men are our guests.
- I know exactly who
these men are.Copy !req
331. You think you can just
come in here and we'll
Fawn all over you?Copy !req
332. We beat you
and we'll beat you again.Copy !req
333. We don't want
any of your jap crap.Copy !req
334. So sayonara.Copy !req
335. If you could only know
my embarrassment.Copy !req
336. His wife's very sick.
He's been drinking a lot.Copy !req
337. You have our rules.Copy !req
338. We very much look forward
to your prestation.Copy !req
339. You don't get
to kill this account.Copy !req
340. - Well, you know how they are.
Maybe it'll kill itself.
- Enough.Copy !req
341. I'm not even talking
about money right now.Copy !req
342. I'm talking about
the kind of work you
could do for those people.Copy !req
343. Have you seen
that motorcycle?
They love design.Copy !req
344. As long as my name's
in that lobby,Copy !req
345. I get to choose whom
I do business with.Copy !req
346. I've got a lot better reasons
than you had with Jantzen.Copy !req
347. Jantzen was over.Copy !req
348. I made a pledge
to a lot of men
you'll never meetCopy !req
349. Not to do business with them.Copy !req
350. Christ on a cracker,
where do you get off?Copy !req
351. You know what?
You weren't there.
You weren't anywhere.Copy !req
352. I'm sorry you can't understand.Copy !req
353. It's been almost 20 years.Copy !req
354. Whether you like it or not,
the world has moved on.Copy !req
355. These are not the same people.Copy !req
356. How could that be?
I'm the same people!Copy !req
357. You don't think
I know what you're doing?Copy !req
358. You're wrapping yourself
in the flagCopy !req
359. So you can keep me
from bringing in an accountCopy !req
360. Because you know
every chip I make,Copy !req
361. We become less dependent
on lucky strikeCopy !req
362. And therefore
less dependent on you.Copy !req
363. - Why you little...
- Roger!Copy !req
364. Get him out of here.Copy !req
365. The rest of us are trying
to build something.Copy !req
366. He's right.Copy !req
367. Where would you hide a coin?Copy !req
368. You'd spend it, wouldn't you?Copy !req
369. Well, I do know where it is.
I'll tell you.Copy !req
370. Then tell me.Copy !req
371. I'll make
a bargain with you.Copy !req
372. Let these two go.
Keep me. I'll tell you.Copy !req
373. - Promise.
- No.Copy !req
374. Then no deal.Copy !req
375. - What are you doing?
- Nothing.Copy !req
376. Laura.Copy !req
377. Go upstairs.Copy !req
378. Hold still.
I'll get it.Copy !req
379. What's the problem?
Is she sick?Copy !req
380. I would've come and gotten her.Copy !req
381. No.
The slumber party
ended early.Copy !req
382. I'd like to speak to Betty.Copy !req
383. Okay.
Honey?Copy !req
384. Is everything all right?Copy !req
385. No, it's not.Copy !req
386. Could you leave us
alone for a moment?Copy !req
387. I found Sally behaving
inappropriately.Copy !req
388. What'd she do?Copy !req
389. She was in our den on the couchCopy !req
390. Playing with herself.Copy !req
391. What?Copy !req
392. I don't know what goes on here,Copy !req
393. But that kind of behavior
is not allowed in my houseCopy !req
394. And certainly not
in the presence
of my daughter.Copy !req
395. I am...Copy !req
396. Very sorry for this behaviorCopy !req
397. And so is Sally.Copy !req
398. I would've done the same thing.Copy !req
399. Well...Copy !req
400. I'm sorry about that.Copy !req
401. I should go.Copy !req
402. What is wrong with you?Copy !req
403. You don't do those things.Copy !req
404. You don't do them in private
and you especially don't
do them in public.Copy !req
405. - You have nothing to say?
- I didn't do anything.Copy !req
406. Don't you dare lie to me.
I'll cut your fingers off.Copy !req
407. Go to bed.
We'll deal with
this in the morning.Copy !req
408. What happened?Copy !req
409. I'm mortified.Copy !req
410. I'm so embarrassed.Copy !req
411. what happened?Copy !req
412. She caught Sally...Copy !req
413. Playing with herself.Copy !req
414. What's wrong with her?Copy !req
415. That woman will tell everybody.Copy !req
416. why is she doing this?Copy !req
417. I told you if it got serious,Copy !req
418. Ere is a solution.Copy !req
419. I don't want to do that, Henry.Copy !req
420. It's one thing after another.Copy !req
421. What's wrong with her?Copy !req
422. Maybe it's time
we let a professional
answer that question.Copy !req
423. Henry...Copy !req
424. I went to a psychiatrist once.Copy !req
425. What?
Why?Copy !req
426. Because I was unhappy.Copy !req
427. And I don't think
it helps anything.Copy !req
428. I hate to think how much worseCopy !req
429. It would have been
for Eleanor without one.Copy !req
430. They train them just for kids.Copy !req
431. We got ours from the school.Copy !req
432. I'm saying this
not because I'm so sureCopy !req
433. There's something
wrong with her,Copy !req
434. But I think this is
very hard on you two.Copy !req
435. - When did you go?
- Years ago.Copy !req
436. I was bored.Copy !req
437. - Can we leave it at that?
- Of course.Copy !req
438. Miss Blankenship,
any luck on that call
to California?Copy !req
439. I'm sorry.
No answer.Copy !req
440. Misters Peters and Pryce
to see you.Copy !req
441. Send them in.Copy !req
442. I think we're okay,
but everything they do
is inside out.Copy !req
443. I got a call this morning
from my contact MasaoCopy !req
444. Telling me that the meeting
was a Margaret Dumont-sized
disaster,Copy !req
445. But then... lane?Copy !req
446. Then nearly
20 minutes later
Masao called meCopy !req
447. And set a time
for our presentation.Copy !req
448. Look, there's probably
a guy like Roger
at every firm.Copy !req
449. They've outgrown it
and we haven't.Copy !req
450. Roger has something to say.Copy !req
451. Mr. Cooper
and Mr. Sterling.Copy !req
452. I realize that I
should not at this pointCopy !req
453. Limit our potential clients
in any way.Copy !req
454. Next account,
no matter what it is,
you'll have my full support.Copy !req
455. And?Copy !req
456. Look, I know it's an old oneCopy !req
457. And I have to let it go
just for my health alone,Copy !req
458. And, uh...
well, hell, it's over.Copy !req
459. Your contrition wouldn't
have gotten you out of this,
but you're lucky.Copy !req
460. They called and gave us
an appointment anyway.Copy !req
461. That means nothing.Copy !req
462. - It's over.
- No, Bert, I said
we have a meeting.Copy !req
463. It's most likely that
they are expecting us
to come in and resign.Copy !req
464. How do you get there from here?Copy !req
465. Have we received a gift?Copy !req
466. We should have
gotten one yesterday.Copy !req
467. I haven't.Copy !req
468. Miss Blankenship,
have I received any
packages today?Copy !req
469. Yes.Copy !req
470. Could you bring it in, please?Copy !req
471. It says "don" on it.Copy !req
472. Give it to him.Copy !req
473. "help me, Honda,
help help me, Honda.
Love, Teddy Chaouh."Copy !req
474. - So there is no gift.
- That's how they work.Copy !req
475. They want us to go in there,
bow down and beg them
to chop our heads offCopy !req
476. Because we disgraced ourselves.
How could you admire
these animals?Copy !req
477. Would you shut up?
They're businessmenCopy !req
478. And you insulted them
to their face.Copy !req
479. I'm expecting a child.Copy !req
480. Jai alai, clearasil, now Honda.Copy !req
481. Chaough wins another one
by default.Copy !req
482. - He's not going to win.
- I'm not wasting
that appointment.Copy !req
483. We need to do somethingCopy !req
484. That will make them
notice us... fireworks.Copy !req
485. - Do you have a campaign?
- No.Copy !req
486. But I will
and we're gonna shoot
a whole commercial for it...Copy !req
487. Something outrageous,
something graphic.Copy !req
488. The rules limit us
to boards and copy.Copy !req
489. It specifically says
no finished work.Copy !req
490. Because no one's ever won
an account by breaking
the rules?Copy !req
491. - Not with the Japanese.
- You're trying to tell meCopy !req
492. If we put our backs into this,
we couldn't turn their heads?Copy !req
493. $3,000 is all we have.Copy !req
494. That should buy
about four seconds
of your commercial.Copy !req
495. You don't think it's worth
going out of pocket?Copy !req
496. What pocket?Copy !req
497. A spec commercial
will eat up our abilityCopy !req
498. To pitch anymore
new business this year.Copy !req
499. It's only March.Copy !req
500. I would be willing to risk
bankrupting this placeCopy !req
501. If I didn't think
we were already dead
in the water...Copy !req
502. But we are.Copy !req
503. Come on, Bert.Copy !req
504. - Hello?
- Am I catching you alone?Copy !req
505. What do you want?Copy !req
506. I prefer not to talk
about this on the phone,Copy !req
507. But it's our feeling
that Sally needs to see
a psychiatrist.Copy !req
508. Our feeling.Copy !req
509. Why, because she cut her hair?Copy !req
510. No, it's more
serious this time.Copy !req
511. I'm telling you
because I found someone
through the school...Copy !req
512. A children specialist.Copy !req
513. What exactly did she do?Copy !req
514. She set the house on fire?Copy !req
515. She was masturbating, don,
in front of a friend.Copy !req
516. Does that seem normal to you?Copy !req
517. Really?Copy !req
518. Boy or girl?Copy !req
519. Jesus.
What's the difference?Copy !req
520. The doctor needs
to speak with us,Copy !req
521. Individually of course.Copy !req
522. So you've made up your mind.
Why are you even calling me?Copy !req
523. She's out of control.
I thought you'd be concerned.Copy !req
524. I am.
I just don't know
that she needs a doctor.Copy !req
525. Can't you talk to her?Copy !req
526. You think I want this?
I don't know what else to do.Copy !req
527. You know what kind
of little girls do that?Copy !req
528. - Fast ones.
- She's 10 years old.Copy !req
529. Well, don't think
she doesn't understand.Copy !req
530. She understands
a lot of things
thanks to you.Copy !req
531. - What?
- I don't care what you do,Copy !req
532. But just don't do it
with her there.Copy !req
533. You brought another man
into your bed,Copy !req
534. Into her house.
You don't think she
noticed that?Copy !req
535. One man, don.
How many have you had
in your bachelor pad?Copy !req
536. That girl you had
watching her?
Who's she?Copy !req
537. - I'm married.
- Jesus. You ever
hear yourself?Copy !req
538. I'll give the information
to your secretary.Copy !req
539. - Perfect.
- Good night.Copy !req
540. - Oh-ho!
- Yes!Copy !req
541. Have you seen these?
I'm trying to figure out
what makes it work.Copy !req
542. I'm still wondering
what makes you work.Copy !req
543. Joan, Pete, Peggy.Copy !req
544. Don't touch it.
I want to see how
long it goes.Copy !req
545. What's wrong?Copy !req
546. "a man is shamed"Copy !req
547. By being openly ridiculed
and rejected.Copy !req
548. "It requires an audience."Copy !req
549. What is that?
Fortune cookie?Copy !req
550. It's from that book
you were all supposed to read.Copy !req
551. Oh.Copy !req
552. Apparently making a commercial
for the Honda pitchCopy !req
553. - Would bankrupt us.
- And it's against the rules.Copy !req
554. Forget the rules
for a second.Copy !req
555. C.G.C. Is
the same size as us.Copy !req
556. If we can't afford to do
anything, they can't.Copy !req
557. So everybody's bankrupt.Copy !req
558. Chaough said he's
in my rearview mirror.Copy !req
559. Guess what?Copy !req
560. I'm gonna make a left turn
right off a cliff.Copy !req
561. All I have to do
is let chaough think
I'm making a commercialCopy !req
562. And he'll make one.Copy !req
563. - So what's our campaign?
- We don't have a campaign.Copy !req
564. We're not doing anything.Copy !req
565. He just needs to think we are.Copy !req
566. So what?
He's going to
make a commercial.Copy !req
567. What if it's fantastic?
He'll win the account.Copy !req
568. Let me worry about that.Copy !req
569. I know she's the best rep
there is, but she told me
you were unavailable.Copy !req
570. I am.
Clearasil doesn't wrap
until Friday night,Copy !req
571. But maybe
you could push it.
It sounds interesting.Copy !req
572. Well, Howard,
I'm going to insistCopy !req
573. - On your discretion
at this point.
- Of course.Copy !req
574. It's going to be
four to five days.Copy !req
575. - just a minute.Copy !req
576. Could you get the door?Copy !req
577. I'm sorry.
I thought we'd
put this in here.Copy !req
578. Later.Copy !req
579. - Sorry about that.
- That's okay.Copy !req
580. - You didn't see that.
- No, of course not.Copy !req
581. - That's draper, isn't it?
- Yes.Copy !req
582. Anyway, it's 12 scenes.Copy !req
583. One of them obviously
has a crowd.Copy !req
584. You'll need to figure out
how to shoot on the Staten
island ferry,Copy !req
585. To it and from it
and how you're going
to close fifth Avenue.Copy !req
586. I'll be honest.
I'd give anything to do this,Copy !req
587. But right now I'm too busy.Copy !req
588. Anyway, you know
I'd much rather shoot
your Honda commercial.Copy !req
589. I don't have one.Copy !req
590. Why the hell
did they call you in?Copy !req
591. - They know I've got you booked.
- How can they afford that?Copy !req
592. Get that kid in here
who worked for draper.Copy !req
593. Anticipation.Copy !req
594. Suspense.Copy !req
595. A Honda tears through
a subway tunnel,Copy !req
596. The train nipping at its tire.Copy !req
597. he keeps looking back,Copy !req
598. The train roaring at him.Copy !req
599. He's wearing a racing helmet.Copy !req
600. And then you see him
head up the steps.Copy !req
601. - Can they do that?
- Howard'll make them do that.Copy !req
602. Then he gets out
on the sidewalk,Copy !req
603. Stops, kicks down
the kickstand,Copy !req
604. Takes off the helmetCopy !req
605. And he is a she...
California blonde.Copy !req
606. Hands down,
that's your best idea.Copy !req
607. We'll bring
a guy to the pitch
in a racing helmet,Copy !req
608. Have him take it off...
it's a sexy girl.Copy !req
609. - What?
- We only have $3,000.Copy !req
610. - We're not shooting Shit.Copy !req
611. How long did you
work for draper?Copy !req
612. A little over two years.Copy !req
613. When you were in a bake-off,
he ever break the rules?Copy !req
614. I don't know.
He wouldn't have
shared it with me,Copy !req
615. But definitely
doesn't think the
rules apply to him.Copy !req
616. He once disappeared
for a month.Copy !req
617. Does he like to play games?Copy !req
618. He's always thinking
on the edges of
where you are.Copy !req
619. I don't know.
He's... he's a genius.Copy !req
620. You ever talk that way
about me?Copy !req
621. Why don't you go work
for your boyfriend?
Get out.Copy !req
622. And give me 20 different words
for "pimples." out!Copy !req
623. Call Barbara about
Howard here and contact
the city of New York.Copy !req
624. We need a subway.Copy !req
625. How are you doing?Copy !req
626. Excuse me.
Can I help you?Copy !req
627. We're, uh...
we're late.Copy !req
628. No you're not.
Closed set.Copy !req
629. Sorry.Copy !req
630. oh, you scared me.Copy !req
631. Who are you feeding today?Copy !req
632. Royal traveller Samsonite.Copy !req
633. This is like a coconut.Copy !req
634. Be careful.Copy !req
635. There was a trapeze artist.Copy !req
636. He made more in an hour hereCopy !req
637. Than he makes in a week
at the circus.Copy !req
638. Have you ever had this?
Sake?Copy !req
639. No.Copy !req
640. I don't know how people drink
the way you do around here.Copy !req
641. I'd fall asleep.Copy !req
642. What's it like being
a trapeze artist?Copy !req
643. Or did you just ask him
about his luggage?Copy !req
644. It's good.Copy !req
645. He was surprisingly modest.Copy !req
646. His father does it
better than him.Copy !req
647. He actually said that?Copy !req
648. Best part of my job.Copy !req
649. You'd be surprised
what people will say
to an interested stranger.Copy !req
650. Why does everybody need
to talk about everything?Copy !req
651. I don't know but they do.Copy !req
652. And no matter what happens
while they're talking,Copy !req
653. When they're done
they feel better.Copy !req
654. You have kids?Copy !req
655. No.Copy !req
656. Where's your husband?Copy !req
657. I'm not married.Copy !req
658. But you're wearing...
you're divorced?Copy !req
659. No.Copy !req
660. This is just a stop sign.Copy !req
661. I walk into a lot of officesCopy !req
662. And it's helped me avoid
a lot of distracting
conversations.Copy !req
663. But you told me.Copy !req
664. Do you have children?Copy !req
665. I do.Copy !req
666. Two boys and a girl...Copy !req
667. One and a half, seven and 10.Copy !req
668. I'm sure it must be hard
to be apart.Copy !req
669. I don't see them enough.Copy !req
670. And when I do,
I don't know what to do.Copy !req
671. When I drop them off
I feel relieved.Copy !req
672. And then I miss them.Copy !req
673. I'm sorry.Copy !req
674. It is not going well.Copy !req
675. My ex-wife thinks
my daughter needs
a psychiatrist.Copy !req
676. And I assume
you're against that.Copy !req
677. I don't know.Copy !req
678. Well, I can't say there's
any evidence to support this,Copy !req
679. But I'm pretty sure
if you love her and
she knows it,Copy !req
680. She'll be fine.Copy !req
681. Well, thank you for the drink.Copy !req
682. I should be going.Copy !req
683. Fake dinner plans
with your fake husband?Copy !req
684. Good night.Copy !req
685. Now from what you told me
on the phoneCopy !req
686. This year s been quite
eventful for your family.Copy !req
687. I know it seems fast,Copy !req
688. But I felt children
had no concept of timeCopy !req
689. And Henry's
really taken to them.Copy !req
690. He has a daughter
and she's such an
exceptional young woman.Copy !req
691. Well, if you choose
to have Sally work with me,Copy !req
692. I'd like to meet herCopy !req
693. And then interview you
and your ex-husband.Copy !req
694. Well, I doubt
you'll ever meet him.Copy !req
695. That's his level of interest.Copy !req
696. Is this most recent incident
of the most concern for you?Copy !req
697. Well, I know the divorce
is mostly to blame,Copy !req
698. But she's been different
ever since my father died.Copy !req
699. He lived with us briefly.Copy !req
700. They were very close.Copy !req
701. I wish he had met Henry.Copy !req
702. That's my husband.Copy !req
703. They would've gotten along.Copy !req
704. My mother...
I don't know.Copy !req
705. My goodness, if I had done
what Sally did...Copy !req
706. My mother was
very strict about it.Copy !req
707. My brother, he saved his moneyCopy !req
708. And bought a nudist magazineCopy !req
709. And showed it to me.Copy !req
710. My mother found it
and she nailed itCopy !req
711. To his bedroom door.Copy !req
712. What about you?Copy !req
713. I was private
and mostly outgrew it.Copy !req
714. I see.Copy !req
715. - Dr. Keener...
- call me Dr. Edna.Copy !req
716. That's what the kids do.Copy !req
717. Of course I know
children do this...Copy !req
718. But not in public.Copy !req
719. I feel like Sally did thisCopy !req
720. To punish me somehow
for everything.Copy !req
721. That must be
a terrible feeling.Copy !req
722. It is.Copy !req
723. You have to believe me.
I had to get divorced.Copy !req
724. I felt it best for them
to have some stability
in their life.Copy !req
725. In the end,
she doesn't understand
that it'll be better.Copy !req
726. Sounds to me
like it wouldn't be bad
for you to talk to someone.Copy !req
727. No. No, I'm okay.Copy !req
728. Well, I think
it'd be helpful if you and I
were to meet once a monthCopy !req
729. Just to keep up
with Sally's progress.Copy !req
730. Will you tell me what
she talks about in here?Copy !req
731. No.Copy !req
732. And the other way
around as well.Copy !req
733. No, that's better.Copy !req
734. So I think we should start
at four days a week.Copy !req
735. Let me go get my date book.Copy !req
736. - Where's your film?
- What film?Copy !req
737. That's how you're shaking it?Copy !req
738. - I heard it stunk.
- We didn't make one.Copy !req
739. - It's too expensive.
- Well, then you're out
of luck, Donny.Copy !req
740. 'cause I sure wouldn't
want to follow what
I showed themCopy !req
741. With a speech
and a couple of posters.Copy !req
742. Sterling Cooper draper Pryce.Copy !req
743. Donald draper.Copy !req
744. Where is Mr. CooperCopy !req
745. And Mr. Campbell?Copy !req
746. And white hair.Copy !req
747. - And sterling?
- They couldn't make it.Copy !req
748. You created this set of rulesCopy !req
749. To even the playing field.Copy !req
750. It says specifically
no finished work.Copy !req
751. I understand not everybody
has observed this.Copy !req
752. I don't really
want to be a partCopy !req
753. Of a competition like thatCopy !req
754. So I'm withdrawing us.Copy !req
755. What'd he say?Copy !req
756. He said he is resigning.Copy !req
757. You did not honor
your own rules.Copy !req
758. Thank you for thinking of us.Copy !req
759. Good afternoon.Copy !req
760. The voiceover announcer
for lucky has a severe case
of chest congestion.Copy !req
761. Get the boy wonder on it.Copy !req
762. - Greg, accounts?
- No, Pete.Copy !req
763. Have a drink.
It'll make me look younger.Copy !req
764. I'm not gonna watch you
feel sorry for yourself.Copy !req
765. I feel sorry for all of us.Copy !req
766. Don's over there
surrendering right now.Copy !req
767. Would you stop?Copy !req
768. There was a kid
on the destroyer...Copy !req
769. P.F.C. Brycen...Copy !req
770. And he was
an honest-to-goodness poet.Copy !req
771. - And then during...
- Roger.Copy !req
772. I don't want to hear it.Copy !req
773. My husband's gonna be
in uniform any day now.Copy !req
774. How do you think
he's gonna feelCopy !req
775. When one day
some Pete Campbell goes
to some Vietnamese doctor?Copy !req
776. Since when is forgiveness
a better quality
than loyalty?Copy !req
777. Roger, I know it was awfulCopy !req
778. And I know it'll never seem
like it was that long ago,Copy !req
779. But you fought
to make the world
a safer place and you wonCopy !req
780. And now it is.Copy !req
781. You think so?Copy !req
782. Really?Copy !req
783. I have to.Copy !req
784. - Anything else?
- No.Copy !req
785. Good afternoon.
Your daughter's
psychiatrist called.Copy !req
786. Lower your voice, please.Copy !req
787. - congratulations.Copy !req
788. I just spoke
with Mr. Saito.Copy !req
789. It seems Honda was never
going to leave Grey,Copy !req
790. But of the three princes
invited to meet the princess,Copy !req
791. You were the most charming.Copy !req
792. We're first in the door
on their little car.Copy !req
793. - And c.G.C.?
- Out of the running.Copy !req
794. We killed him.Copy !req
795. That stunt you pulled
was unseemly.Copy !req
796. - The only reason
I let you continue...
- let me?Copy !req
797. Do you think Joan
can rent stage space
without talking to me?Copy !req
798. I let youCopy !req
799. Because I realized
that our financial futureCopy !req
800. Was related to
Mr. Chaough's demise.Copy !req
801. So what is it?Copy !req
802. Are you thanking me
or reprimanding me?Copy !req
803. Let's not pretend
like this wasn't
a big risk.Copy !req
804. We're thanking you.Copy !req
805. Send over what
you have on the car.Copy !req
806. It redlines at 9,500rpm,Copy !req
807. But it only has 57 horsepower.Copy !req
808. - What?
- It's a motorcycle
with doors.Copy !req
809. The nice thing is
it has windowsCopy !req
810. So you can see your brains
spatter against it
when it crashes.Copy !req
811. They're working on it.Copy !req
812. Cheers.Copy !req
813. Hello, Sally.Copy !req
814. I'm Dr. Edna.Copy !req
815. Why don't you come inside?Copy !req