1. Lee, Lee, Don doesn't think
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came up with them.
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4. "No more smoking teenagers"...
We complied a year ago.
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5. "No more famous athletes"
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appear superhuman.
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9. - Why is this empty?
- Because you drank it all.
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- There's kind of a loophole
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can still use sports.
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bring any ice with you?
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the focus group for Pond's
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- He said "Don."
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- You haven't okayed the brief.
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38. - One of those too.
- Anything else?
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39. I don't know.
Why don't you ask Don about that?
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41. I'm sorry, Lee, can you go through that
one more time?
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Why wasn't I told?
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49. - That's a rather broad definition.
- Does it matter?
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50. Look, Pete, we're going to have
to resign the Clearasil account.
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51. - Why?
- Lane.
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- No.
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to understand this,
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I've had to do to keep that account?
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64. - Mr. Sterling.
- I don't believe this.
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- Throw yourself on the grenade.
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dedicated to your needs,
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into the line-by-line
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of your bed in 20 minutes.
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72. Oh my God, there's some kind of fire.
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Caroline to tell Lane
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that they're being billed
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else at this agency.
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80. You know what?
I don't want that on paper.
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81. - Who is that?
- A dear friend.
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84. - I hate this office.
- You wanted to be close to Roger.
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85. Make yourself at home, why don't you?
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they keep complaining about,
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paper stocks.
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a Puerto Rican.
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Jean Seberg shirts,
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- So?
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- What does he do?
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102. The only place he can
take me is to the moon.
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103. Ken's the competition.
Why are you going to the opera with him?
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106. Friends.
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110. There's a group of us,
we're all coming up together.
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111. You don't think Kenny's a comer?
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112. You know he has mountain dew?
That's Pepsi.
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113. We're having lunch tomorrow.
Tag along.
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- Of course he does.
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115. Worst case, Kenny'll brag too much
and you can steal a client from him.
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117. I'm sorry. That looks like bad news.
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118. Oh, it's not mine. I'm Joyce.
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119. I work at "Life"...
Assistant photo editor.
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Copywriter.
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123. "Life" magazine... I love your photos.
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124. Well, you'll never see these.
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125. I have to admit I'd be shocked.
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127. Who hates nudes?
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129. I'm going to the mailroom.
Peggy, right? 37th floor?
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my best to make you happy.
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as far as I'm concerned,
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that we deal with each other.
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you're going to take this
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from the rest of our life,
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147. but they should be separate.
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149. - Look, I can't keep this up.
- Keep what up?
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150. - I heard.
- You know?
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151. You crazy kid.
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152. What are you talking about?
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153. Jeannie was with Trudy at the doctor.
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154. Congratulations!
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155. What?
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157. Jesus, Mary and Joseph.
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158. It was Monday, for crying out loud.
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159. Why hasn't she told you?
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160. I don't know.
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161. Well, it may be her news,
but it is good news.
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162. You can't tell her that
I told you. You can't.
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165. - I'm going to be a father.
- Yeah.
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167. Champagne right here. Bring a bottle.
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the cat out of the bag.
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175. What did you think I was talking about?
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176. - What?
- Why did you have to see me?
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177. I just wanted to...
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178. We're putting new creative on Clearasil.
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179. Oh fine. Who cares?
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180. May you know this feeling many times.
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but I wish we'd had more.
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drunk and in tears.
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to wait till our anniversary to tell you.
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and spin you around,
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to damage anything in there.
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It feels much different than I expected.
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200. Come, get off your feet.
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201. - How are you feeling?
- Oh.
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to the doctor... Not that doctor.
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something was really wrong.
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211. because the agency has to drop Clearasil.
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212. - Why?
- There's another product that's similar
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- A conflict.
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214. Peter, I'm familiar with the term.
You use it all the time.
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trumped my bad news.
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217. And the funny thing is, that was
the moment to tell him.
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hear this from me?
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he'll never feel the knife go in.
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223. But I'm the one who talked him
into returning to the agency to begin with.
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224. - We needed him.
- And now you don't.
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be watching your desk.
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229. You don't have to do this.
You're getting paid.
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230. We're old and we're married.
They don't want us.
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231. But I use Pond's. I do.
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235. No matter how late I come,
I'm always waiting for someone.
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236. I had to wait until the girls left
the ladies' room to change.
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237. You could've used my office,
but I don't have one.
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238. - This isn't right.
- I thought you wanted "Faye," not "Dr. Miller."
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239. Yes, but I told someone to leave
the "e" off of "Faye."
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of the girls. It makes them trust me.
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I don't need it.
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- There always is.
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in Mr. Sterling's office.
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256. We have to enjoy the fact that we're
all getting paid not to work for a little bit.
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257. But don't worry, that's our little secret.
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- Can you imagine?
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that's what you're asking.
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my mother has beautiful skin.
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She uses water, but nothing else.
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and she runs the water
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Not too hot.
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with her fingertips.
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we were staying up late
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They don't appreciate it.
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you being beautiful?
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- Yes.
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but I'm seeing him tonight.
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take the sting out of all of this.
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- Thank you.
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I know I'm speaking
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- Should I...
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she would've stayed.
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you feel good about the way you look?
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Do you mind?
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- Oh, it's you.
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all the time... Grown men.
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everything I've gone through.
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It's just... he's a drunk.
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because they forget everything.
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- And honestly, you should get over it.
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- Thanks.
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- Bye.
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- No, she's fine.
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- Bye-bye.
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398. - Who?
- Yeah, she's fine.
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the way it goes?
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401. - We can go to my office.
- Let's go in there.
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Jen and I have a closetful.
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- Good to see you, Kenny.
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- How are you, Ken?
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- Over here, Gil.
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409. Those goniffs at C.B.S.
are screwing me again.
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410. - Those what?
- Order for me... Caesar salad, no dressing.
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- You want to take a look?
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about me behind my back.
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deny it and make it worse?
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but it's not true.
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that I was driving the tractor
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- What?
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that you were involved...
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And that it was your account.
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you said I was marrying for money.
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who knows him knows that.
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when it gets back to my fiancee...
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Some garden club.
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437. That's textbook Harry.
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438. You know what? He's buying lunch.
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439. I don't really care.
I'm just glad to be out of the office.
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440. Mmm, it is nice, especially without
having to listen
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441. to some client yammering
about how dirty the city is.
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442. - Huh.
- How's it going?
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443. I've been floating along laterally,
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444. but I don't know that it's a love affair.
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445. - It's better than McCann.
- What was that like?
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446. Are you kidding me?
It's the worst agency I've ever seen.
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447. The worst.
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448. My mother was a nurse at the
State Hospital in Vermont
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449. and that was the last time I saw
so many retarded people in one building.
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450. So you're getting married.
Congratulations.
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451. It's all that really matters, right?
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452. Actually, I have a bit of news of my own.
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453. Trudy is with child.
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454. Good for you. Good for you.
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455. I'll be honest... I can't wait.
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456. It's very good so far.
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457. Hmm. A new family, a new agency...
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458. It has to be exciting.
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459. Well, you know, wherever you do this job,
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460. you're doing this job.
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461. I know you're all slaves
to Draper over there,
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462. but I'd rather be a slave to creative
than some old fart.
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463. Whoever pours the last drink
gets all the credit
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464. and you're spinning your wheels
half the time.
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465. Right now we're chasing Mountain dew.
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466. Supposedly we're going
to turn it into Pepsi,
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467. but the only reason Pepsi would do it
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468. is to make B.B.D.O. sweat.
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469. This whole idea that we'd get
the bigger company is a joke.
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470. We'd just end up with
a bunch of little pieces.
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471. Well, the grass is always greener.
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472. Oh, who am I kidding?
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473. Look how lucky we are.
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474. Another Campbell...
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475. That's just what the world needs.
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476. - Can I come in?
- It's your office.
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477. Glad to see you're feeling better.
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478. If you don't feel like working...
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479. What?
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480. I'm very embarrassed.
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481. People cry in those groups
all the time, Allison.
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482. That's not what I'm embarrassed about.
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483. This actually happened.
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484. I know.
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485. I know.
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486. We made a mistake
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487. and I feel like it's awkward
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488. and it's better for both of us if I move on.
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489. I don't think that's necessary.
We're both adults.
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490. No, I really would feel better about it.
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491. A friend of mine told me
about a job at a magazine
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492. and I thought that might be interesting,
working for a woman.
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493. Anyway, I...
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494. I would appreciate it if you could
write me a recommendation.
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495. Absolutely.
What would probably be even better
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496. is if you type up whatever you want
and I'll sign it.
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497. - What?
- You've been sparkling in your duties.
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498. Just put it on my stationery,
put whatever you want and I'll sign it.
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499. I don't say this easily,
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500. but you're not a good person.
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501. Allison, hold on.
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502. What's going on?
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503. I'm gonna need a new secretary.
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504. And this cleaned up.
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505. Would you be open to Allison
returning in a couple of days?
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506. If that's what she wants.
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507. Really?
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508. No.
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509. There's a Joyce Ramsey
to see you at reception.
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510. So at this point you've
read everything out here?
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511. I don't even like magazines,
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512. but I brought in a book
and they told me it didn't look right.
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513. Hi.
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514. Do you want to come back
and see my office?
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515. Another time.
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516. Listen, my friend the photographer,
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517. Mr. Reject, he's having a...
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518. I don't even know what to call it...
Downtown.
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519. Are you inviting me?
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520. - Are you afraid of the subway?
- Of course not.
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521. Thanks, sweetheart.
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522. Washington market,
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523. unless you have to work or have
plans that are more interesting.
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524. It starts at 9:00. I'll be there at 10:00.
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525. She's kind of pretentious.
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526. I know.
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527. Darling, we're so excited.
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528. Is that you, Peter?
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529. I'm gonna keep my mouth shut from now on.
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530. Well, hello there.
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531. How are you feeling?
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532. A little behind. Why don't you let me
fix my father and you a drink
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533. and you can show my mother what
we have planned for the maid's room.
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534. I'll make the drinks. I don't care.
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535. No, why don't you show
your mother the maid's room?
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536. I don't know that I'm an expert.
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537. Oh, okay.
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538. Come along, mother.
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539. We're a couple of lucky ducks, aren't we?
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540. We are. Tom, let me ask you something.
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541. - What are you having?
- In a minute. Listen...
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542. Oh, I know what you're gonna say.
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543. You need a bigger apartment. I get it.
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544. Every time you jump to conclusions, Tom,
you make me respect you less.
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545. - What?
- Look.
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546. You gave us Clearasil and
we're extremely grateful,
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547. but there's only so much business
it's going to do.
Copy !req
548. Yeah, well, that's kind
of in your hands, isn't it?
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549. I'm done auditioning.
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550. You gave us this under a certain pretext.
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551. I've done well by you. And the idea was
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552. if we do well by this account,
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553. you'll give us a shot at the big one,
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554. because right now I have
bigger business than Clearasil.
Copy !req
555. Are you mad at me?
Copy !req
556. No. Clearasil was conflicted out by
a bigger company
Copy !req
557. and I'm trying to build a business here.
Copy !req
558. Well, what do you want?
Copy !req
559. Do you want the cough syrup?
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560. I want all of it. I want
the formula 44 mixture,
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561. the cough drops, the inhaler, Vaporub.
Copy !req
562. Who's doing a better job
for you than I have?
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563. Well, you've given me
something to think about.
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564. Really?
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565. I think it's pretty simple.
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566. What can I get you?
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567. Trudy, do we have any ice?
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568. You son of a bitch.
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569. Tom, you have to come see this.
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570. Joyce!
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571. - I made it.
- You look so elegant.
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572. Okay.
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573. Peggy works in the same building.
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574. Sharon was one of Davey's models.
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575. What did your mother say?
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576. Oh, she doesn't know.
Copy !req
577. - What is that?
- He screws around with movies too.
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578. He's not as good at it.
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579. I can't believe how big this place is.
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580. I think it was a sweatshop.
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581. Is there beer or something?
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582. I thought I saw someone with a beer.
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583. Jesus.
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584. I thought I needed a lot of attention.
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585. Listen, I'm already high,
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586. but this is easier than finding a beer.
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587. If you'd like?
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588. I'd love it.
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589. Hey!
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590. I'm hungry.
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591. I have a boyfriend.
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592. He doesn't own your vagina.
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593. No, but he's renting it.
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594. This film is more interesting
than I thought.
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595. It's rhythmic.
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596. Yeah.
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597. I thought I was gonna get to meet him.
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598. Abe!
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599. Where the hell's Kellogg?
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600. Hey. Abe.
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601. - Are you with Joyce?
- Are you?
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602. - I'm Peggy.
- Peggy's a writer.
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603. So am I. What do you write?
Copy !req
604. I'm a copywriter.
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605. But what do you write?
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606. That is writing.
Copy !req
607. You're not working on something else?
Copy !req
608. Davey Kellogg, this is Peggy Olson.
Copy !req
609. - She wanted to meet you.
- I'm catholic.
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610. So do you like it?
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611. I don't think I'm supposed to.
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612. I love your nudes.
We're looking for photographers.
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613. I'm glad I was here to see this.
Copy !req
614. - Who's "we"?
- I work at Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce.
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615. - Advertising.
- Why would I ever do that?
Copy !req
616. So you can get paid to practice your art.
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617. Art in advertising?
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618. Why would anyone do that after Warhol?
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619. Sorry, for somebody to sell their soul,
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620. - they've got to have one.
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621. - It's a raid!
- It's the N.Y.P.D.!
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622. This way.
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623. Wait wait.
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624. This is the N.Y.P.D.! Stop!
Copy !req
625. - Nobody move!
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626. You know, I've been arrested before.
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627. For what?
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628. I was writing about
this boycott in Harlem
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629. and they wouldn't leave,
so I didn't leave.
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630. Oh. Did you go to jail?
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631. No.
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632. My sister came and got me.
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633. I feel like I should kiss you.
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634. Come on.
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635. They chased everybody
down the fire escape.
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636. - Are they beating people?
- They took the film.
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637. I should see this. It could be a story.
Copy !req
638. - How can I find you?
- I know where she is.
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639. Nice to see you, Miss Blankenship.
Copy !req
640. I look forward to hearing that every day.
Copy !req
641. There's coffee and a roll on your desk
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642. and Mr. Sterling would like to see you.
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643. Roger, he's here.
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644. Could you get the others?
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645. Blankenship? Boy.
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646. Hello? Could you fetch Campbell
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647. and Pryce, Lane... Misters.
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648. What did you do to make them
take her out of mothballs?
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649. She was working in Cooper's apartment.
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650. Allison found a better opportunity.
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651. Do you know he works without pants?
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652. Morning, Don.
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653. - Don.
- Morning.
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654. I'd like to say in front of this
informal partners' meeting
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655. that I am in the midst
of signing Vicks chemical...
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656. The entire cough line.
It bills at around $6 million
Copy !req
657. - and they love television.
- It's truly spectacular news.
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658. Congratulations. How'd you swing that?
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659. I guess as the president would say,
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660. I turned chickenshit into chicken salad.
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661. I thought I'd kick Clearasil over to Geyer.
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662. Anyone but Chaough.
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663. We're taking Philip Coakmeyer
and Tom Vogel to luncheon today.
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664. Don't worry, we already checked it
with your, uh, girl.
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665. - Keep it up.
- Thank you, Don.
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666. Please reschedule Dr. Miller.
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667. They're not really pornography, per se.
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668. They're just nudes.
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669. They're like renaissance paintings.
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670. The party sounds fun.
We had nude models in school.
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671. You know right away whoever
has the best drawing is going to get her.
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672. Did you know Malcolm X
was shot last Sunday?
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673. Yes, Peggy.
Copy !req
674. Did you know who he was?
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675. You ever read the stuff
between the ads?
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676. A few of us are sending a bottle
of champagne to the Campbells.
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677. I'll sign the card.
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678. - I was hoping for a contribution.
- No thank you.
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679. - Trudy's pregnant?
- Mm-hmm.
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680. I can't believe that guy's married to her.
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681. I would get her so pregnant.
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682. Hello.
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683. Congratulations.
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684. Yes.
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685. A $6-million account should
shut Lane up for a while.
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686. No, I mean about the baby.
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687. Yes. I guess that's news.
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688. I just wanted to let you know
how happy I am for you...
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689. Both.
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690. Thank you.
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691. Dr. Miller is here to see you.
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692. It's a she.
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693. Send her in.
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694. - What do you want?
- Nothing. I moved the meeting.
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695. Oh, your secretary said you needed
to see me immediately.
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696. We're still working things out.
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697. Well, I've done everything
but finish the report.
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698. How'd we do?
Copy !req
699. Well, it turns out
the hypothesis was rejected.
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700. I'd recommend a strategy that links
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701. Pnd's cold cream to matrimony...
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702. A veiled promise.
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703. Hello, 1925.
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704. I'm not gonna do that,
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705. so what are we gonna tell the client?
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706. I can't change the truth.
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707. How do you know that's the truth?
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708. A new idea is something
they don't know yet,
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709. so of course it's not gonna
come up as an option.
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710. Put my campaign on tv for a year,
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711. then hold your group again,
maybe it'll show up.
Copy !req
712. Well, I tried everything.
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713. I said "routine." I tried "ritual."
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714. All they care about is a husband.
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715. You were there.
I'll show you the transcripts.
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716. You can't tell how people
are going to behave
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717. based on how they have behaved.
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718. Why are you being so hostile?
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719. You think I've never had
this argument before?
Copy !req
720. Because you go in there and you
stick your finger in people's brains
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721. and they just start talking...
Blah blah blah... Just to be heard.
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722. And you know what?
Not only does it have
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723. nothing to do with what I do,
but it's nobody's business.
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724. Well, you're the client.
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725. That's right.
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726. - Hello.
- It's Joyce.
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727. Lunch, five minutes.
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728. Um, sure.
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729. - Meet you in the lobby?
- No, my friends want to see Megan.
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730. Pete, you remember Phil Coakmeyer.
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731. - A pleasure to see you again.
- Shall we?
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732. We're just waiting on Don.
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733. Hi.
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734. - You want to join us?
- I can't.
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735. - Did you get pears?
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736. Did you get pears?
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737. Did you get pears?
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738. We'll discuss it inside.
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