1. Remind me,
when did you stop taking the pills?Copy !req
2. They ran out on the 2nd.Copy !req
3. I'd say I would expect to be fertile again
at the end of the cycle,Copy !req
4. although from my experience,
it's more likely a month.Copy !req
5. All this time I've been afraid to skip one,
but it could take a month?Copy !req
6. Why don't you join him for basic training?
It would boost the men's morale.Copy !req
7. From what I remember,
San Antonio is lovely this time of year.Copy !req
8. We don't know when he's going.Copy !req
9. You've been married two years, Joan?
Most gals your age don't wait.Copy !req
10. We have a plan.Copy !req
11. JoJo, I know it's none of my business,Copy !req
12. but I only went to Korea
because they made me.Copy !req
13. I didn't have a choice or a wife.Copy !req
14. All I want to know is
if my husband and I can start a family...Copy !req
15. When my husband and I can start a family.Copy !req
16. Go get them.Copy !req
17. - Walter.
- Yes?Copy !req
18. I just want to make sure that...Copy !req
19. Well, you know I've had
a couple of procedures.Copy !req
20. I just want to make sure
they don't affect anything.Copy !req
21. A couple? I only remember one.Copy !req
22. There was one before that.
Should I be worried?Copy !req
23. Was the other performed by a physician?Copy !req
24. She said she was a midwife.Copy !req
25. Well, you got pregnant subsequently,
and I know everything went fine here.Copy !req
26. And, physically, everything looks fine.Copy !req
27. Like the song says,
"Whatever will be, will be."Copy !req
28. Happy New Year.Copy !req
29. - Good morning, Mr. Draper.
- Good morning, Allison.Copy !req
30. Coffee?Copy !req
31. Yes, please.Copy !req
32. I'm glad I caught you before you left.Copy !req
33. The flight's not until 12:30.Copy !req
34. Well, still, you've got to tight the tourists
for a taxi,Copy !req
35. and then if you hit traffic,
Triborough Bridge,Copy !req
36. somebody's always running out of gas,
and I think you know who.Copy !req
37. So I saw, on your way to Acapulco,
you have 24 hours in Los Angeles.Copy !req
38. What do you want?Copy !req
39. The Brown Derby, Bill Asher.
He'll probably try to cast you.Copy !req
40. - Morning, Don, Harry.
- Hello.Copy !req
41. - Am I interrupting?
- No.Copy !req
42. I'll see you at the traffic meeting
this afternoon.Copy !req
43. We're still doing that? Why?Copy !req
44. Just go to England already.
Stop feeling guilty.Copy !req
45. Take two weeks. You'll be twice as happy.Copy !req
46. I'm happy when I'm working.Copy !req
47. And I'm sure another day and a half of work
will not come closeCopy !req
48. to the amount of fiddling about
you did in Los Angeles this year.Copy !req
49. Okay. Happy New Year, Don.Copy !req
50. There you are.
Please make sure he signs these.Copy !req
51. If I don't see you, happy New Year.Copy !req
52. Enjoy your family.Copy !req
53. - Would you like to sign these now?
- Might as well.Copy !req
54. So, what will you be doing?Copy !req
55. Don't worry. I'll be here till the bitter end.Copy !req
56. No, I mean for New Year's.Copy !req
57. I'm gonna go see my sister in Paterson
over the weekend,Copy !req
58. and, I don't know, probably Times Square.Copy !req
59. I always wondered who did that.Copy !req
60. It was a little scary last year,Copy !req
61. but I think we'll have a whole bunch of girls
this time.Copy !req
62. - And sailors.
- I'm sure.Copy !req
63. But for the rest of the week, if you want me
or someone else on your deskCopy !req
64. - for West Coast hours, I can arrange that.
- I'll be fine.Copy !req
65. Well, I'll let you know
when you should leave.Copy !req
66. Thank you.Copy !req
67. Why is the door shut?Copy !req
68. I don't like pipe smoke.
He's very considerate.Copy !req
69. - Could you tell him I'm here?
- What is this regarding?Copy !req
70. Sorry to bother you,
but since Roger's not here,Copy !req
71. I am sending Caroline uptown
to get me some fried chicken for lunch,Copy !req
72. and I know you like it. Interested?Copy !req
73. I am.Copy !req
74. Breast? Thigh?Copy !req
75. One of each.Copy !req
76. I wanted to ask you,
I would like to put in a request nowCopy !req
77. for a few days off
the second week of January.Copy !req
78. But you have New Year's off.Copy !req
79. My husband's a doctor.
His schedule's not flexible.Copy !req
80. Why don't you go home
and ask him how he would feelCopy !req
81. about some nurse asking for a holiday
immediately following a holiday?Copy !req
82. I would be happy with two days.Copy !req
83. Our financial planning and expense budgets
for next year,Copy !req
84. I'll need you to assist me.Copy !req
85. We can do it now.
No one Knows why we're here anyway.Copy !req
86. Because there's work to do.Copy !req
87. And I understand that all men are dizzy
and powerless to refuse you,Copy !req
88. but consider me the incorruptible exception.Copy !req
89. Fried chicken indeed.Copy !req
90. I'm sorry. I shouldn't have asked.Copy !req
91. Now don't go and cry about it.Copy !req
92. Excuse me?Copy !req
93. I said, don't go and cry about it.Copy !req
94. Hey.Copy !req
95. Get off my porch.Copy !req
96. You actually came.Copy !req
97. What the hell happened to your leg?Copy !req
98. It's broken.
It didn't work that well to begin with.Copy !req
99. How are you?Copy !req
100. You just need a little R&R.Copy !req
101. What happened?Copy !req
102. Here's the lesson.
Don't fry eggs in bare feet.Copy !req
103. Sit down.Copy !req
104. - What do you want?
- Half of what you have.Copy !req
105. You've got a leak.Copy !req
106. I fixed the roof. It just needs a little makeup.Copy !req
107. Call a painter.Copy !req
108. I don't know. Once it stopped smelling,
I kind of forgot about it.Copy !req
109. I wondered whose car that was. Hello, Dick-Copy !req
110. - Hello, Patty. It's been too long.
- Stephanie.Copy !req
111. Stephanie. Last time I saw you,
you didn't have front teeth.Copy !req
112. They're helping me
while I'm in my fragile state,Copy !req
113. although no one asked them to.Copy !req
114. Can I get you something?Copy !req
115. No, we live in South Pasadena.
It's a long drive.Copy !req
116. - Are you staying?
- Just for the night.Copy !req
117. - Here?
- Patty,Copy !req
118. remember you told me to tell you
if you were intruding?Copy !req
119. Try to keep her off her feet.Copy !req
120. The cast isn't stable,
and we don't need any more accidents.Copy !req
121. Aunt Anna, I just left everything on the bed.
I don't Know where things go.Copy !req
122. You can tell by looking.Copy !req
123. She's never gotten over me
flunking home-ec.Copy !req
124. Dick, fix her a drink.Copy !req
125. - Are you drinking age?
- Yes, but don't bother.Copy !req
126. Stephanie is studying Poli Sci at Cal.
She should be studying music.Copy !req
127. Berkeley? Are you sitting in?Copy !req
128. I agree with what they're doing,
but somebody's gotta go to class.Copy !req
129. - Steph, are you ready?
- Why don't you two stay for dinner?Copy !req
130. Glenn and I have a bridge game
at the Dicksons',Copy !req
131. and he's expecting a dinner of his own.Copy !req
132. Good, 'cause I only want her to stay.Copy !req
133. How will she get home?Copy !req
134. I have a car.Copy !req
135. Or she'll spend the night.
You can get her in the morning.Copy !req
136. Okay, you figure it out.
Good night, sweetheart.Copy !req
137. You know I'm very grateful.Copy !req
138. - If I don't see you, Dick, happy New Year.
- Happy New Year.Copy !req
139. I'm going to wash the road off me,Copy !req
140. and then we are going to that place
with the beer and abalone.Copy !req
141. Perfect. Sounds like there's towels
all over the bed.Copy !req
142. Why am I staying?Copy !req
143. I wanted him to meet you,
and I know you've got grass.Copy !req
144. Hello.Copy !req
145. Come over here.Copy !req
146. Is that your dinner?Copy !req
147. I love your chicken.Copy !req
148. How was the doctor?Copy !req
149. Everything's good.Copy !req
150. Good. I have to go.Copy !req
151. Let me at least heat it up.
You can take it with you.Copy !req
152. Peabody's offered his place in the Poconos
for the 14th and 15th.Copy !req
153. Greg, I can't get away, not then.Copy !req
154. Jeanie, I have to work New Year's.
I had to trade it for January.Copy !req
155. Then get one of the Jewish docs to do it.
You worked on their holiday.Copy !req
156. Jeanie, you don't think
I'd rather be smelling perfume than Lysol?Copy !req
157. Tell me what you want me to do.Copy !req
158. Because it's not your problem, too?Copy !req
159. Why don't you just not show up?Copy !req
160. I'll lose my job.Copy !req
161. - We'll make it.
- Until when?Copy !req
162. Until I leave for basic,Copy !req
163. and then it's just a couple of weeks,
and then I'll be home.Copy !req
164. And then you're going to Vietnam.Copy !req
165. We don't know that.Copy !req
166. That makes me feel better.Copy !req
167. Just keep marking off the days
on the calendarCopy !req
168. while I keep planning for our future.Copy !req
169. I'll see you tomorrow
when you're on your way out.Copy !req
170. You don't even know when you're going!Copy !req
171. Soon.Copy !req
172. So I'd say Laura was the worst roommate.Copy !req
173. She had a nervous breakdown-Copy !req
174. One morning, she's reading the Bible
instead of her psych book.Copy !req
175. The next morning she woke me up,
leaning over me with this crazy smileCopy !req
176. and said, "Morning, Stephanie.
Have you heard the good news?"Copy !req
177. There are worse things.Copy !req
178. No, there aren't.Copy !req
179. Where did you go to school, Dick?Copy !req
180. I strung together
a few nonconsecutive yearsCopy !req
181. in night school, City College.Copy !req
182. A self-made man.Copy !req
183. What's it like taking off your suit
and returning to the wild?Copy !req
184. I really don't like
how political you're getting.Copy !req
185. I'm not political.
I just don't understand who's in charge.Copy !req
186. You're in charge.Copy !req
187. Trust me. I work in advertising.Copy !req
188. You're kidding me.Copy !req
189. It's pollution.Copy !req
190. So stop buying things.Copy !req
191. Don't think that's not possible.Copy !req
192. I'll say this in terms you'll understand.Copy !req
193. I will be right back after this brief message
from Jan and Dean.Copy !req
194. I like to think I had a bit of a hand in that.Copy !req
195. You and God.Copy !req
196. Young people are gonna save us.Copy !req
197. How would you feel
about me bringing the kids out this spring?Copy !req
198. Really?Copy !req
199. You know how badly
I've wanted to meet them.Copy !req
200. So what, I'll be their aunt?Copy !req
201. Wait till they tell Betty that.Copy !req
202. You told me you told her everything.
She'll understand.Copy !req
203. I don't think she'll ever understand.Copy !req
204. You had to know she'd be hurt.Copy !req
205. After I told her, I felt relieved.Copy !req
206. I kept thinking how small it was
compared to how long it went on.Copy !req
207. - Small?
- I know. I know.Copy !req
208. It's just...Copy !req
209. I could tell.Copy !req
210. The minute she saw who I really was,Copy !req
211. she never wanted to look at me again.Copy !req
212. Which is why I never told her.Copy !req
213. Dick.Copy !req
214. I'm sorry she broke your heart.Copy !req
215. I had it coming.Copy !req
216. I thought I'd play something
so you two could dance.Copy !req
217. How the hell am I gonna dance?Copy !req
218. I don't know how you ever danced to this.Copy !req
219. Come on.Copy !req
220. Keep your hands at 10:00 and 2:00.Copy !req
221. So you picked this song because it's old?Copy !req
222. That doesn't mean it's bad.Copy !req
223. It's kind of corny.Copy !req
224. I think it sounds like she's inviting us
to a very beautiful placeCopy !req
225. where there's no surfing at all.Copy !req
226. Have you ever been there?Copy !req
227. No.Copy !req
228. But every time I hear this song, I want to go.Copy !req
229. I know for a fact
you did not break that leg making eggs.Copy !req
230. I used to love sitting,
and now that I have to, I hate it.Copy !req
231. I should get home.Copy !req
232. I'll drive you. I'll put the top up.Copy !req
233. That's okay. I'll hitch.Copy !req
234. I do it all the time.Copy !req
235. You'll get picked up by some creep.Copy !req
236. I guess this is safer.Copy !req
237. So, are you married or divorced?Copy !req
238. Couldn't I just be single?Copy !req
239. No. I mean, I'd be surprised.Copy !req
240. I'm divorced.Copy !req
241. Do you go on those dates
where you sit thereCopy !req
242. and ask each other questions?Copy !req
243. It's a means to an end.Copy !req
244. But nobody knows
what's wrong with themselves,Copy !req
245. and everyone else can see it right away.Copy !req
246. - Thank you very much.
- it's my pleasure.Copy !req
247. So, what time's your flight tomorrow?Copy !req
248. Noon.Copy !req
249. Unless you think I should change it.Copy !req
250. What are you doing?Copy !req
251. I don't know.Copy !req
252. You're so beautiful and young.Copy !req
253. Anna and I
never had a romantic relationship.Copy !req
254. But you love her.Copy !req
255. For lots of reasons.Copy !req
256. And in a very different way.Copy !req
257. I have to tell you something,Copy !req
258. and I probably shouldn't.Copy !req
259. I promised I wouldn't,Copy !req
260. but I see you two together,
and I know I have to.Copy !req
261. Okay.Copy !req
262. Anna is...Copy !req
263. She has cancer-Copy !req
264. - What?
- it's why she broke her leg.Copy !req
265. It's in her bones. It's all over her body.Copy !req
266. I'm sorry.Copy !req
267. Cancer. Shit.Copy !req
268. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
269. Of course she's not gonna say a damn thing.Copy !req
270. She doesn't know.Copy !req
271. What?Copy !req
272. The doctors said she doesn't have long,
so there's no reason to tell her.Copy !req
273. Some quacks out in Pedro?
What are you going to do about it?Copy !req
274. My mom got a consultation.Copy !req
275. Your mother does not get to decide that.Copy !req
276. Please don't make me sorry that I told you.Copy !req
277. I didn't want you to leave here
and not know.Copy !req
278. Good morning.Copy !req
279. I woke up in a panic
because I thought I might've missed you-Copy !req
280. But it doesn't look like you're ready to go.Copy !req
281. - I thought I'd stay a little longer, if it's okay.
- Hell yes.Copy !req
282. Stay as long as you want.Copy !req
283. We'll see.Copy !req
284. If I had rolled over on this,
I would've had to smoke the dress.Copy !req
285. How'd you sleep?Copy !req
286. I was feeling no pain, as they say.Copy !req
287. In fact, I don't know if I would've woken up
if I hadn't heard that jet fly by.Copy !req
288. And I thought,
"Oh, my God. Dick left already."Copy !req
289. There's all kinds of aircraft here, you know.Copy !req
290. If we stay up tonight and we get lucky,
we'll see something you'll remember.Copy !req
291. If we keep smoking that.Copy !req
292. I've seen UFOs.Copy !req
293. There was a lot going on
during the missile scare,Copy !req
294. but it was different.Copy !req
295. You saw a UFO?Copy !req
296. You don't have to do that, you know.Copy !req
297. I want to.Copy !req
298. I'm not gonna fight watching Dick Whitman
paint my living room in his shorts.Copy !req
299. I'm so damn proud of you.Copy !req
300. I count on it.Copy !req
301. Does that scare you?Copy !req
302. The idea of another civilization
on another planetCopy !req
303. smart enough to find a way to get here?Copy !req
304. It doesn't scare me,
but the odds are against it.Copy !req
305. Well, I saw something once,Copy !req
306. and I'm telling you, it knocked me sideways.Copy !req
307. I started thinking of everything
I was sure was trueCopy !req
308. and how flimsy it all might be.Copy !req
309. You don't need to see a UFO to know that.Copy !req
310. That's not a great way to think about things.Copy !req
311. I know everything about you,
and I still love you.Copy !req
312. Are you just gonna paint that corner?Copy !req
313. 'Cause a patch of new paint
is just as bad as a stain.Copy !req
314. What the hell is going on?Copy !req
315. You're gonna get arrested.Copy !req
316. No, you are. That's breaking and entering.Copy !req
317. I thought you had a flight to catch.Copy !req
318. I changed my plans.Copy !req
319. You just can't keep your pants on, can you?Copy !req
320. You never know what's gonna set her off.Copy !req
321. - I need to talk to you.
- I bet.Copy !req
322. I heard your car pull up at 2:30.
She's half your age.Copy !req
323. What's your plan?Copy !req
324. Just gonna let her wake up one day in agony
and you tell her it's over?Copy !req
325. I'm going to assumeCopy !req
326. that you've done everything
in your limited means,Copy !req
327. but I'm here now.Copy !req
328. She's gonna see some real doctors,
and she's not gonna live in the dark.Copy !req
329. We showed the X-rays
to specialists, everybody.Copy !req
330. It's very advanced.Copy !req
331. Specialists? You don't think she knows
something's going on?Copy !req
332. She had polio. She's been going to doctors
since she was eight. Maybe...Copy !req
333. I don't know.Copy !req
334. She hasn't let on,
so this is the way it's gonna be.Copy !req
335. I understand you feel guilty, but don't.Copy !req
336. Go to Acapulco.
There's nothing for you to do here.Copy !req
337. She is very important to me.Copy !req
338. I'm gonna do what I have to.Copy !req
339. You have no say in the affairs of this family.Copy !req
340. You're just a man in a room
with a checkbook. I'm sorry.Copy !req
341. Please do the decent thing.Copy !req
342. The longer you're here,
the more likely you are to say something.Copy !req
343. She thinks you brought the pot, I bet.Copy !req
344. If it wasn't for my niece,
we'd have killed each other by now.Copy !req
345. She means well, and she's family.Copy !req
346. I wouldn't have picked her.Copy !req
347. I'm just saying not everybody has that.Copy !req
348. You have your kids. I bet that's better.Copy !req
349. It's different.Copy !req
350. I have to tell you something.Copy !req
351. What's wrong?Copy !req
352. I have to go.Copy !req
353. I'm sorry.Copy !req
354. I thought I could stay, but I can't.Copy !req
355. I don't care.Copy !req
356. I want you to.Copy !req
357. I want you to do everything you want to do.Copy !req
358. I'll bring the kids out at Easter.Copy !req
359. We'll go to Catalina, see the bison.Copy !req
360. Acapulco.Copy !req
361. Do you think there's more Mexicans here
or there?Copy !req
362. Joan.Copy !req
363. Open it.Copy !req
364. They're beautiful.Copy !req
365. It's so encouraging to see someone
happily married around here.Copy !req
366. Peggy, why don't you go home?Copy !req
367. I'll tell everyone
you have something important to do.Copy !req
368. Really? I have to buy a dress.Copy !req
369. New Year's Eve, big group of girls,
you'll want to stand out.Copy !req
370. No, I'm spending it with Mark.
My boyfriend?Copy !req
371. Happy New Year.Copy !req
372. Excuse me.Copy !req
373. - "Darling, I've been an ass. Kisses, Lane"?
- What?Copy !req
374. I am not your darling,
and I don't want your kisses.Copy !req
375. - What?
- I thought American men were bad enough,Copy !req
376. but none of them has ever so consistentlyCopy !req
377. made me feel like
a helpless, stupid little girl.Copy !req
378. Calm down. I did send you flowers,
but I also sent flowers to my wife in London.Copy !req
379. The sentiments were very different,
I assure you. Sandy!Copy !req
380. - Is everything okay?
- Yes.Copy !req
381. Just get back to work. Sandy!Copy !req
382. Did it ever occur to you
how sensitive these deliveries were?Copy !req
383. How often do I send flowers?Copy !req
384. I ordered the flowers from Rhinelander's.Copy !req
385. They assured me they were going
to contact your florist in London,Copy !req
386. and somehow they mixed them up.
It's not my fault.Copy !req
387. Sandra, everyone makes mistakes,Copy !req
388. but the fact that you're the kind of person
who cannot accept blame is egregious.Copy !req
389. I don't know what that means.Copy !req
390. It means I can't believe I hired you.Copy !req
391. You had one simple task.Copy !req
392. I don't even know if I can call to apologize.Copy !req
393. What exactly did Mrs. Harris' note say?Copy !req
394. It said, "Joan, forgive me. Lane."Copy !req
395. You're fired. Go get your things.
You'll be paid through the end of the year.Copy !req
396. Those instructions you understood!Copy !req
397. I'll have Megan clean this up.Copy !req
398. What are you doing?Copy !req
399. You inspired me.Copy !req
400. Would you like to sign your work?Copy !req
401. - Really?
- Pick a spot on the wall.Copy !req
402. You should swim as much as you can there.Copy !req
403. It'll clear your head.Copy !req
404. But no cliff diving.Copy !req
405. Hey. You'll be fine.Copy !req
406. You'll make the best of it. You always do.Copy !req
407. You know you can call me
if you need anything.Copy !req
408. Goodbye, Anna.Copy !req
409. Goodbye, Dick.Copy !req
410. Mn Draper?Copy !req
411. Mr. Draper?Copy !req
412. - Happy New Year.
- Happy New Year.Copy !req
413. Hey, what are you doing up?Copy !req
414. I figured since we missed it here,
we could celebrate it in Hawaii.Copy !req
415. Look at that.Copy !req
416. I'm sorry. I ate dinner at 3:00.Copy !req
417. A bowl of cottage cheese in the cafeteria?Copy !req
418. How about a glass
of fresh-squeezed orange juice?Copy !req
419. Sure.Copy !req
420. The nurses spent five minutes
trying to get this girl's contact lenses out.Copy !req
421. She was screaming.Copy !req
422. It turns out her friend was the one
with the contact lenses.Copy !req
423. God!Copy !req
424. - Oh, God.
- Let me see.Copy !req
425. - I cut it really bad, Greg. It really hurts.
- Jesus.Copy !req
426. Hold this.Copy !req
427. - Just take me to the hospital.
- Sit down.Copy !req
428. Greg, you don't have to do this.Copy !req
429. Would you stop?Copy !req
430. Isn't there some medical ethical law
against operating on your wife?Copy !req
431. I want you to calm down.Copy !req
432. For me, this is like,
I don't know, filing some papers is for you.Copy !req
433. I do it all the time.Copy !req
434. I don't do that anymore.
I have other people do that.Copy !req
435. It's really throbbing. Let me get my coat.Copy !req
436. Hey, since when have we had
that bird's nest on the ceiling?Copy !req
437. I usually save that for kids.Copy !req
438. Now, don't move.Copy !req
439. One hillbilly says to the other,Copy !req
440. "You wanna play 20 questions?"Copy !req
441. The other hillbilly says, "What is that?"Copy !req
442. He says,
"I write something on a piece of paper,Copy !req
443. "and you get 20 questions
to guess what it be."Copy !req
444. So he takes out a piece of paper
and writes "donkey dick" on it.Copy !req
445. The other hillbilly takes a second to thinkCopy !req
446. and asks, "Can I eat it?"Copy !req
447. The other hillbilly says,
"I might reckon you could."Copy !req
448. The other one says,Copy !req
449. "Is it donkey dick?"Copy !req
450. Cohen told me that.Copy !req
451. Come on. it's fine.Copy !req
452. I'm not crying 'cause it hurts.Copy !req
453. Everything's gonna be okay.Copy !req
454. When?Copy !req
455. Jeanie.Copy !req
456. I can't fix anything else,Copy !req
457. but I can fix this.Copy !req
458. Hello?Copy !req
459. Hello?Copy !req
460. I thought you were in Acapulco.Copy !req
461. I didn't feel like it.Copy !req
462. You should be in England with your family.Copy !req
463. Too much to do.
They'll be back soon enough.Copy !req
464. I have a sandwich in the refrigerator.
It's very large.Copy !req
465. No, thank you. Do you mind?Copy !req
466. Help yourself.Copy !req
467. I received something rather special
from my fatherCopy !req
468. - for my birthday.
- What is it?Copy !req
469. Who knows?Copy !req
470. He's one of those alcoholics
who thinks that he's collecting.Copy !req
471. Chin-chin.Copy !req
472. - There's no...
- No bite at all.Copy !req
473. Well,Copy !req
474. I will let you get back to your business.Copy !req
475. I made a discovery
as I slowly pulled back from the records.Copy !req
476. I can't take any more bad news, Lane.Copy !req
477. Although things are precarious financially,Copy !req
478. it's been a magnificent year.Copy !req
479. Lane!Copy !req
480. - What?
- Come here.Copy !req
481. We're going to the movies.Copy !req
482. - Do you think we should?
- Does Howdy Doody have a wooden dick?Copy !req
483. Zorba the Greek, seen it,
but would see it again.Copy !req
484. It's a Mad, Mad, Mad World. No kidding.Copy !req
485. - Send Me No Flowers.
- No.Copy !req
486. The Guns of August.Copy !req
487. I hate guns and I hate August.Copy !req
488. It's all over the rug.Copy !req
489. We'll have to smoke the dress.Copy !req
490. Well, I don't know that one.Copy !req
491. The Umbrellas of Cherbourg.Copy !req
492. Catherine Deneuve.Copy !req
493. Apparently, it's for all the young lovers
of the world.Copy !req
494. This movie is very good.Copy !req
495. You know what's going on here, don't you?Copy !req
496. - Handjobs.
- Is that right?Copy !req
497. What percentage do you think?Copy !req
498. Do you mind?Copy !req
499. Monster!Copy !req
500. You like it here?Copy !req
501. I do. I do. Even alone.Copy !req
502. You remind me of a chap I knew in school.Copy !req
503. We followed him around in a pack,
and he didn't notice we were there.Copy !req
504. He died in a motorcycle crash.Copy !req
505. Rebecca convinced me
that you were all on holiday togetherCopy !req
506. without me.Copy !req
507. I suppose we haven't been very welcoming.Copy !req
508. Campbell's friendly,
although I believe unintentionally.Copy !req
509. But my wife is quite severe with people,
including me.Copy !req
510. I'm sorry to hear that.Copy !req
511. I wanted to bring our families
to New York for the holidays,Copy !req
512. but she was terribly homesick.Copy !req
513. We had an argument, a series of arguments,
and she left.Copy !req
514. I then weakened and sent her flowers.Copy !req
515. Tried to, anyway.Copy !req
516. Then we had a rather solemn phone call
in which she told me she was not returning.Copy !req
517. Then she put my son on the phone.Copy !req
518. That's tough.Copy !req
519. How did you know when you were done?Copy !req
520. It wasn't my decision.Copy !req
521. And I've learned the hard way
not to give advice in these situations.Copy !req
522. You were supposed to tell me
to get on a plane.Copy !req
523. Is that what you want?Copy !req
524. Or is that what people expect of you?Copy !req
525. I want my beef.Copy !req
526. Here it is.Copy !req
527. I was going to call a lady friend of mine.Copy !req
528. I'm supposed to meet her downtown.Copy !req
529. Do you want her to bring a friend?Copy !req
530. No, no. No, thank you.Copy !req
531. What are you gonna do?Copy !req
532. We can pretend it's New Year's. It actually is.Copy !req
533. If you don't mind.Copy !req
534. It's the least I can do.Copy !req
535. - I'm not hungry.
- What?Copy !req
536. Not hungry
for this beautiful piece of American meat?Copy !req
537. Look at me!Copy !req
538. I got a big Texas belt buckle!Copy !req
539. I'm thinking, "Did my mother get suspicious
and Call the fuzz?"Copy !req
540. ”We know you're practicing self-abuse.
Please come out with your hand up. ”Copy !req
541. I see we have an anniversary here tonight.Copy !req
542. Look at these two, George and Martha.Copy !req
543. Tell me, what's it like when your eyes meet
across a crowded men's room?Copy !req
544. Wall Street, does it bother your parents
that he's so ugly?Copy !req
545. So we all want to know
at the end of the night,Copy !req
546. when it's just the two of you,
who picks up the check?Copy !req
547. We're not homosexuals! We're divorced!Copy !req
548. Don't.Copy !req
549. Man- Now they're gonna fight in the car
all the way home.Copy !req
550. "Honey why'd you provoke the comedian?"Copy !req
551. Okay, now welcome
a talented young musicianCopy !req
552. whose mother says he's the next Bob Dylan.Copy !req
553. - Candace, this is Lane.
- And this is my friend Janine.Copy !req
554. - Hello.
- A pleasure.Copy !req
555. I guess I was wrong. You're not queers.
You're rich.Copy !req
556. A warm welcome for Rudy Jensen.Copy !req
557. - You ladies look lovely.
- Why, thank you.Copy !req
558. It's true.Copy !req
559. I love this song.Copy !req
560. - Really? He wrote it.
- Don't. She'll believe anything.Copy !req
561. What?Copy !req
562. Let's get out of here.Copy !req
563. You have no mixers at all and no food.Copy !req
564. I love your apartment. It's very manly.Copy !req
565. It came this way.
I think Norman Mailer shot a deer over there.Copy !req
566. I love deer.Copy !req
567. Get your tail in here and help me.Copy !req
568. She seems to know her way around
in your kitchen.Copy !req
569. What's that like?Copy !req
570. I told you I don't like giving advice
in these situations.Copy !req
571. Why don't you show me around?Copy !req
572. I suppose I am a bit curious myself.Copy !req
573. Not in there.Copy !req
574. What happened to Acapulco?Copy !req
575. She does not go to Barnard.Copy !req
576. Guys like him like that.Copy !req
577. - Come on. Let's go in the other room.
- No.Copy !req
578. Here.Copy !req
579. Morning.Copy !req
580. Morning.Copy !req
581. I'm terribly thirsty.Copy !req
582. We'll have coffee in a minute.Copy !req
583. Just a glass of water, please.Copy !req
584. What do I owe you for the evening?Copy !req
585. - Don't worry about it.
- I should pay.Copy !req
586. The girl, how much was she?Copy !req
587. $25.Copy !req
588. Fascinating.Copy !req
589. Here's $30.Copy !req
590. Well, I shall be running along.Copy !req
591. Thank you for the welcome distraction.Copy !req
592. Sorry.Copy !req
593. All right. Gentlemen, shall we begin 1965?Copy !req