1. Previously on
AMC's Mad Men...
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2. This was my father.
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3. My mother was a 23
year old prostitute
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4. who died having me.
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5. Lucky Strike.
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6. The shot of our lives.
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7. - Tell me what you think.
- I think you are the client,
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8. you should do what you want.
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9. The lost of Jai Alai makes
Lucky Strike 71% of our billings.
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10. You said you'd always come home.
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11. Did you make him leave?
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12. I wanna take you
in that bedroom
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13. and give you a go around
like you've never had.
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14. When are you moving out?
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15. We haven't found the
right place for the kids.
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16. I'm worried that's
gonna hit the ceiling.
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17. We always get a tall one.
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18. Not taller
than the living room.
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19. Let's go back to the other one
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20. And stand next to it.
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21. Hey, Sally. Sally.
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22. Hello.
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23. - It's Glen.
- I know that.
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24. Well, you all just
walked right by me
when you came in.
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25. Sorry.
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26. What are you doing back here?
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27. My mom got married
and now I'm supposed
to live with him.
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28. I saw your new dad.
My mom said that
would happen.
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29. After they're married awhile,
they'll have a baby.
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30. You should probably ask
for something big now.
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31. Hi. Are you
getting a tree?
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32. No, I'm working.
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33. - What do you do?
- I bring twine over.
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34. I get to cut it.
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35. - Wow.
- Yeah, I made it.
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36. Those are good colors.
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37. We're leaving as soon
as I find you.
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38. - Bye, Glen.
- Maybe I'll call you.
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39. - Good time,
bad time?
- Yes.
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40. you've got a resume
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41. From the girl you met
at the Ziegfeld theater.
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42. - File it.
- Al Weaver
at Johnson wax
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43. Requested another
print of glo-coat.
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44. And you got this
very important
piece of mail.
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45. Open it.
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46. "dear daddy,
Bobby thinks this is
going to the north pole
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47. But we should
keep up the roos."
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48. - R-double-o-s.
- Too much television.
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49. "Bobby says he knows
that he doesn't deserve"
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50. A heath Kit radio
because of what happened
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51. With leaving
the freezer open
in the garage
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52. But maybe Santa could
choose from a bicycle,
a better pellet gun,
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53. A clock radio,
a transistor radio,
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54. "A drum set
and a bicycle."
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55. I left that freezer open.
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56. "baby gene wants a fireman.
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57. I don't know
what that means."
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58. Adorable.
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59. "and I would like
the gold necklace"
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60. That you can
put your initials on
that we saw at Macy's.
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61. And most of all,
I'd like you to be here
on Christmas morning
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62. "To give it to me,
but I know you can't be."
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63. I'm sorry.
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64. So a drum set, a fire truck...
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65. The necklace is $30.
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66. It's s. B.D...
Sally Beth draper.
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67. and...
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68. Get her some Beatles 45s
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69. And him a transistor radio too.
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70. Um, the girls went to Joan
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71. And I don't want
to undermine her,
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72. But are we allowed
to bring a friend
to the Christmas party?
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73. Lane scaled it back
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74. To a glass of gin
and a box of Velveeta.
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75. We're tightening our belts.
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76. But you will be
getting a bonus,
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77. Even if I have to
see to it myself.
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78. Well, thank you.
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79. I didn't want to have
to write a letter to Santa.
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80. - Do you want this?
- Sure.
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81. Send him in.
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82. ready Freddy.
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83. It's been too long.
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84. Nah, just long enough.
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85. You look good.
Have a seat.
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86. Jeez.
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87. It looks like
an Italian hospital in here.
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88. I know, I know.
Jane got a decorator.
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89. I feel like with my hair
you can't even see me in here.
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90. - Something brown?
- Maybe later.
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91. What time is it?
Oh, look at that.
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92. So I thought it'd
be best if I broached
this opportunity in person.
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93. Well, don't be fooled
by the setup here.
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94. It's Potemkinville.
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95. Well, maybe I can help.
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96. I walked out of j.W.T.
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97. With a present
under my arm...
pond's cold cream.
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98. It's $2 million,
but they'll never
even notice it's gone.
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99. How the hell did you do that?
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100. Suffice it to say
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101. The client and I are
in a fraternity together.
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102. I can't handle
the account myself,
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103. But I'm clean and sober now...
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104. 16 months without a drop.
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105. - So when you
said "maybe later"?
- What am I gonna say?
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106. Look, if it doesn't work out,
you can keep the account.
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107. What am I gonna say?
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108. Yes.
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109. There is one little caveat.
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110. Name it.
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111. I feel like I'm getting
sucked into that thing.
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112. I don't want
Pete Campbell near this.
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113. I was surprised
you took him along.
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114. No comment.
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115. Sugarberry has been
selling hams for 30 years
at a fairly steady rate
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116. While doing in everything
they could to create sales,
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117. And then we do this in a month.
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118. We have to give them time
to reconcile that.
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119. - Freddy!
- Ballerina.
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120. I feel like the tin man.
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121. Good to see you.
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122. How are you, Freddy?
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123. Couldn't be better.
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124. I was just talking about you.
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125. Freddy here just
ran in from the yard
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126. With a $2-million account
in his mouth.
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127. - Pond's cold cream.
- Well, that explains
why you look so good.
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128. A little early for that,
isn't it, don?
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129. Very funny.
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130. The pedigree
of this account is
that it was boosted.
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131. And I'll need to maintain
my personal contact
to it creatively.
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132. If that's all right
with you, don.
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133. If you don't mind working
with this old thing over here.
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134. I was counting on it.
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135. - Oh, none for me.
- Oh.
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136. - When can you bring 'em in?
- I'll be handling
this one, Pete.
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137. Well, Freddy,
I hate to bring this up,
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138. But I do believe
it's on everyone's mind.
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139. We all want to know
if you can be Santa
at the Christmas party.
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140. It's the role
I was born to play.
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141. Francis residence.
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142. Can Sally come to the phone?
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143. Who may I say is calling?
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144. Stanley. I have
a question about homework.
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145. Sally, there's a young man
on the phone... Stanley.
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146. - Hello?
- It's Glen.
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147. Oh, hi.
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148. Don't you wanna know why
I said my name is Stanley?
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149. I guess.
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150. Because this is private.
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151. - Where are you?
- Where do you think?
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152. I'm down the street
at my mom's.
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153. How come you didn't move?
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154. I don't know.
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155. I hate it here.
I really really do.
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156. Why?
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157. I won't tell anybody.
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158. Every time I go
around a corner,
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159. I keep thinking
I'll see my dad.
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160. Sorry.
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161. - They're not gonna get
back together, you know.
- Glen?
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162. Especially now
that she's doing it
with somebody else.
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163. - Doing what?
Glen!
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164. Well, don't worry.
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165. One day they'll wake up
and they'll want to move.
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166. You'll see.
I've gotta go. Bye.
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167. Goodbye.
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168. - Who's Stanley?
- A boy.
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169. We will soon
be charging clients
for this service
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170. And Dr. Atherton will
in turn be charging us.
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171. Significantly less.
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172. Bert and I have
been meaning to work
together for years.
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173. Out in the open at least.
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174. Very good then.
Shall we dim the lights?
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175. No, beginning the presentation
with the film is a mistake.
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176. Audiences will listen
to anything in anticipation.
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177. See what I was talking about?
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178. Simply said, we believe
that at the motivational
research group,
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179. We have brought the science
of consumer evaluation
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180. To a point of precision like
that of a surgeon's scalpel.
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181. No doubt, with the help of minds
like Dr. Faye Miller,
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182. With whose work you are
already unknowingly familiar.
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183. Faye helped develop
the indelible image
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184. That has become
the standard of feminine
hygiene advertising...
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185. The carefree gal
in white pants.
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186. It's right up there
with the polio vaccine.
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187. Beyond demographic
information...
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188. Salary, age,
marital situation...
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189. We've tried to find
a way to select prospects
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190. Who can really provide insight.
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191. This test is our beginning.
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192. Take a minute, fill it out
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193. And please take a cookie.
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194. What's it mean if we don't?
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195. That you're a psychopath.
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196. The point
of this exercise is
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197. To familiarize you
with our methods.
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198. The point of the cookies
is that everyone should be
rewarded for their time.
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199. These questions
have been designed
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200. To get at what
subjects really want
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201. Instead of what
they say they do.
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202. What are the real feelings
that exist below the surface?
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203. For example, "how would you
describe your father?"
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204. No matter what the answer,
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205. It creates
a level of intimacy
for the next question,
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206. "who makes decisions
in your household?"
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207. There's some pencils
if you need them.
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208. I apologize.
I have an appointment.
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209. That is yours to keep.
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210. - Is that work?
- No, it's me.
It's kind of silly.
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211. Tell me when
they pull the curtains
so I can get out of here.
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212. - Do you want ice?
- Yes.
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213. - What are you doing?
- Oh.
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214. Saint Vincent's junior staff
Christmas party.
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215. - At 8:00 in the morning?
- Well, the shift just ended
and we have to do it soon,
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216. Because Christmas
and new year's we're
overrun with suicides.
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217. - Well, uh...
- Phoebe.
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218. And you're don.
I know.
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219. - I hope we haven't met.
- Well, I'm right
across the hall.
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220. We wave to each other.
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221. You met my friend Sarah.
She fell on the stairs.
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222. Maybe you weren't in uniform.
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223. Don't pretend that
you've never noticed me.
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224. You always grunt when you put
your keys in the door.
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225. It's not good,
which is why I am
inviting you to my party.
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226. I really appreciate
the invitation, Phoebe,
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227. But I'm late for work.
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228. So you should thank me
for waking you.
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229. Tallulah Bankhead,
she's glamorous.
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230. She seems
more uncompromising
than a movie star,
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231. You know,
because she's on Broadway.
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232. She never got off Broadway
because she's not
beautiful enough.
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233. Shame on you.
Come on.
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234. A little backstage
at the makeup mirror
with pond's.
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235. A big bouquet of roses,
opening night.
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236. "the choice
of professionals."
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237. It's good, right?
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238. All of their research
says that they're trying
to get young women.
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239. Well, young women
look up to older women.
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240. For beauty tips?
Are you joking?
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241. I know the client.
This thing is rigged.
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242. - That's what he wants.
- It's not just about
the client.
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243. People are looking
at everything we do here.
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244. Have you seen our work?
It's very different than this.
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245. - Frederick van Rumsen!
- Von.
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246. boy oh boy,
were you missed at lunch.
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247. Cal Rutledge
from pond's.
What a cut-up.
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248. - What do you mean?
- I mean I've got
to go lay down.
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249. - I can't believe
that's his job.
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250. Hello. Can you tell him
Mr. Rumsen's on the phone?
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251. - Interrupt him.
- What's wrong?
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252. Calvin, do you have
anything to tell me?
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253. Uh-huh.
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254. Did you just have lunch
with Roger sterling?
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255. So you have nothing to say?
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256. Hey hey, don't do that.
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257. It's okay.
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258. Pull yourself together.
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259. First baptist church,
79th and Broadway.
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260. - I've gotta go.
- Is everything okay?
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261. What, you can't put
two and two together?
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262. Listen, cutie,
wrap your head around
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263. Finding the right famous face
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264. Or my other thing
about the t zone.
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265. I want 10 tags apiece,
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266. Then I narrow it down
and then we go to don.
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267. are you serious?
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268. I'll do 'em too.
Don't worry.
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269. I'm sure yours'll be better
because you're girlier.
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270. Lee garner Jr.
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271. Put him through.
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272. - Caroline, did he say
what it was about?
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273. Well, hello, Lee.
How's palm beach?
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274. Beautiful.
Heading back there
in a couple of days.
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275. Back? Where the hell
are you?
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276. In town doing a little
Christmas shopping.
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277. Yeah, I'd love
to see you now that
I know you're in town.
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278. Caroline!
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279. - How about dinner tomorrow?
- Christmas party.
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280. How about lunch?
We're having a Christmas party.
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281. Why am I getting
my invitation so late?
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282. Because I thought
you were out of town.
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283. Huh. Madison Avenue
office Christmas party?
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284. I've seen the movies.
You find me.
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285. Okay. 3:00?
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286. - No, 4:00.
- 5:00.
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287. Shit. Go get Lee.
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288. I'm looking forward to it.
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289. You won't be disappointed.
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290. Oh.
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291. I just got off the phone
with Lee garner Jr.
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292. He's going to stop by.
We're going to have to
have a Christmas party,
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293. - A real one.
- How did that happen?
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294. It happened.
In fact, he was offended
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295. That we hadn't
invited him already.
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296. Uninvite him.
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297. Take him to the four seasons.
He can have three entries.
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298. This man doesn't care
about food.
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299. I know that you've
lived your life from
a bottomless pocket,
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300. But there's a very real
system of money coming in
versus money going out.
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301. Overtime,
supplies being
used carelessly,
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302. Leaving the lights on,
parties... it adds up.
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303. Listen, Olivier,
aren't you the one
who's always talking about
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304. How lucky strike is 99%
of our business or something?
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305. 69% if we land
pond's cold cream.
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306. We have pond's
and I hate the way
you say "percent,"
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307. - Do you know that?
- What about our other clients?
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308. We have no other clients.
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309. If Lee garner Jr.
Wants three wise men
flown in from Jerusalem,
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310. He gets it.
Caroline!
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311. Get Joanie in here.
You want something?
I brought it from home.
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312. - Yes?
- There's been
a small adjustment
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313. To the scale
of our Christmas party.
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314. - Lower or higher?
- Lee garner Jr. Will
be joining us.
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315. I trust you will make
the appropriate improvements.
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316. Well, I don't.
We need to change
its rating
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317. From convalescent home
to Roman orgy.
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318. Maalox.
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319. I want a bartender and a tree.
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320. Screw him.
I love Christmas.
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321. You love Christmas parties.
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322. We're going to need
more employees,
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323. So I'm going to allow
everyone escorts,
even the girls.
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324. New York food...
deli and Chinese...
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325. And some kind of gift
for Mr. Garner.
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326. You're off-limits.
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327. I don't think he's the one
who needs to be reminded.
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328. Oh, come on.
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329. He was all over you
the time you wore
that red dress...
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330. The one with the bow
in the back that makes
you look like a present.
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331. - You have an incredible memory.
- Yeah, I think about it a lot...
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332. That dress, I mean.
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333. - Could you wear it?
- Stop it.
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334. I didn't mean it that way.
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335. All I was saying was
this is the office
and that's life.
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336. This is good
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337. And that's life.
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338. What a nice surprise.
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339. Sheila at the station
baked them.
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340. Sheila.
Who's Sheila?
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341. Huh.
She's 60 years old.
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342. You see how shaky the icing is?
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343. Hey, knock it off.
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344. Why?
Is Rasputin home?
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345. Shh. She'll hear you.
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346. I want to lie down.
I'm tired.
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347. Uh-huh. My bed is
covered with work.
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348. - That's kind of symbolic.
- How is my face?
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349. Fresh, dewy, well cared for?
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350. Let me get a better look.
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351. you taste like soap.
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352. I'm in the middle
of a seven-day beauty plan.
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353. can't we just
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354. Get undressed
and lie together again?
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355. That was a bad idea.
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356. how long is this
gonna go on?
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357. Oh, I'm sorry you feel
you've put in the time.
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358. - We're not doing anything.
- We're doing some things.
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359. We're not doing anything
I can't do myself.
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360. Mark.
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361. I told you I want you.
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362. In fact I want you
so much I wanna wait.
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363. And I told you there's
nothing to be afraid of.
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364. I want to be your first.
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365. You're so old-fashioned.
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366. No, I'm not.
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367. In Sweden, they make love
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368. The minute they feel attracted.
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369. And it's healthier,
because you can find,
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370. You know, the perfect person.
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371. Because making love is
a very important part
of a life with someone.
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372. The most important.
In Sweden, anyway.
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373. Where did you hear that?
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374. I read this article,
"the Swedish way of love."
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375. It's very enlightened.
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376. You're never going
to get me to do anything
Swedish people do.
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377. All you have
to do is take a couple
of steps that way.
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378. - I brought you cookies.
- Huh.
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379. I think you should go home.
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380. And I want you
to think about that.
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381. Sorry.
Everybody leaves
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382. The moment
you have to clean up.
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383. I might have a vacuum.
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384. where the hell are
you coming from?
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385. - Work.
- Where do you work?
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386. The white horse tavern?
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387. Did you have
a party or something?
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388. - I hate parties.
- And you hate Christmas.
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389. - I got it.
- I don't hate Christmas.
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390. I hate this Christmas.
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391. Of course you have heat.
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392. Can I get you something?
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393. Come on.
You're going to bed.
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394. Look where we are.
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395. - You're good with that.
- My father was a drunk.
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396. If you don't behave yourself,
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397. I'm not gonna take
your shoes off
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398. And you're gonna wake up
with sores on your heels.
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399. How can you stand going
to a hospital every day?
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400. I love working
at the hospital...
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401. People coming into the world,
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402. People leaving it.
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403. Everything happens there.
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404. good night, don.
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405. good night!
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406. Against the wall,
please. Megan.
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407. The bar looks good.
I need you to get
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408. The chafing dishes
and the sternos.
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409. Then call Peking house
and move the delivery
from 4:00 to 3:30.
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410. - They're always late.
- Yes, Joan.
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411. that one.
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412. On the short list I've got
Tallulah, Jessica Tandy,
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413. Barbara Stanwyck and Doris day.
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414. - Different types.
- I don't even understand
your list.
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415. What's wrong
with Elizabeth Taylor?
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416. Isn't it about making
old ladies look good?
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417. Nothing makes
old ladies look good.
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418. But pond's does.
That's the point.
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419. If young girls
started using it,
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420. Maybe they'd find a husband
and they wouldn't be so angry.
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421. All I was trying to say
is that I've used the stuff
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422. And I think
there's something
about the experience
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423. Of putting it on
and looking in the mirror.
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424. If we were
to go another way,
that's not a bad idea.
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425. Indulging yourself, right?
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426. No, if you use pond's,
you'll get married.
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427. That's not what I was saying.
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428. Or we could go the other way.
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429. If you don't use it,
then you'll never get married.
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430. Which is better?
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431. You know what?
Just write 'em down.
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432. No, I'm not writing that down.
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433. I'm sorry if I hit
a nerve there, precious.
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434. You know, Freddy, I have
brought your name up 100 times
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435. In the last year to come in
and freelance, for me,
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436. But everybody is
right about you.
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437. You and your grand dames,
your portable typewriter
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438. And your desperate spinsters...
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439. You're old-fashioned.
You know that?
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440. - Miss Olson?
- Yes?
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441. Everybody's leaving
to get dressed
for the party.
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442. - Do you need me right now?
- No, you can go.
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443. I... I'm...
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444. I'm sorry, Freddy.
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445. Don't worry about it.
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446. Is Violet coming?
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447. She wouldn't miss it.
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448. - Oh, thank you, dear.
You know Peter.
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449. He'd rather spend
every waking second
right here in the city.
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450. Who'd want to miss Christmas
in New York? 5th Avenue...
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451. Chestnuts roasting
on a greasy man's
open street cart.
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452. My goodness.
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453. We're going to
the Bahamas and there's
nothing else to it.
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454. Harry spent so much time
in Los Angeles,
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455. - I figured I'd treat him
to the mountains.
- Stowe.
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456. What about you, don?
Do you have any plans?
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457. Yes, heading to Acapulco.
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458. - Are you taking
anyone special?
- No.
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459. - Well, it's your own fault.
- Yes, I pity him,
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460. Marooned in
that sea of bikinis.
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461. - merry Christmas.
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462. - Nice to see you again.
- And you as well, sir.
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463. - Don.
- Okay. Don.
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464. We're going to get
something to drink.
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465. Where the hell is he?
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466. They are children,
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467. And they can't accept the fact
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468. That others have to make
decisions for them.
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469. So we are not part
of this herd you're
talking about.
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470. you're from Great Britain.
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471. I'd think you'd be
familiar with the perils
of socialism.
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472. Civil rights is the beginning
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473. Of a slippery slope.
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474. If they pass Medicare,
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475. They won't stop until
they ban personal property.
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476. Storm our houses
and rape our wives.
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477. Mmm. Mmm.
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478. Man your battle stations!
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479. Nice dress.
Where's Mr. Holloway?
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480. Saving lives.
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481. Everyone, ladies,
come on, let's go.
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482. Don't forget it's a party.
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483. Please please.
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484. I walked in here
five minutes ago,
no one did anything.
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485. Merry Christmas, Lee.
That's quite a tan.
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486. I work at it.
When can we expepe
something for lucky strike
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487. As good
as "let me out of here!"
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488. Well, glo-coat told me
to swing for the fences.
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489. Well, I didn't know
I had to ask, Donny.
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490. We have gifts, girls and games,
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491. But first I'm going
to get you some food.
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492. Well, that's a good idea, red.
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493. I've been drinking all day.
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494. Don't turn
on the lights, shithead.
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495. Come on.
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496. If you hear anything, run.
Don't worry about me.
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497. Whoo!
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498. Megan, can you get
Mr. Garner a drink?
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499. - Where's Santa?
- He didn't show,
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500. But he did leave some presents.
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501. - Joan.
- Well, I could've sworn
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502. I conga'ed by a suit.
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503. - You want to be Santa?
- Hell no.
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504. How about you, Roger?
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505. I would but I'm
allergic to velvet.
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506. come on. You'll do great.
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507. - Are you serious?
- Damn straight.
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508. I don't think so.
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509. I'll do it.
I'd love to be Santa.
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510. - Yes.
- Oh, come on.
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511. It'd take three of you
to fill that suit.
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512. Besides, everybody knows
Santa's got white hair.
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513. Put it on, Roger.
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514. Come on, Lee.
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515. Put it on.
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516. He's a hell of a sport.
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517. everybody just stay there.
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518. - Call the police.
- Is somebody in the house?
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519. Maybe it's a bear.
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520. Hello?
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521. I'm guessing it's kids.
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522. Let me look around the house.
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523. - Hello?
- Just stay here.
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524. Where's your lovely wife, lane?
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525. She and my son are in London.
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526. I shall be
joining them soon enough.
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527. Mine's in Florida.
I guess we'll suffer
through, eh, Jeeves?
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528. - Mmm.
Ho ho ho!
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529. Merry Christmas!
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530. It's hard to tell
if he's father Christmas
or father time.
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531. Merry Christmas!
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532. That's a big bag, Roger.
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533. Don't want you to have
a third heart attack.
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534. Right, honey?
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535. What have we here?
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536. What do all
the good boys and girls
want for Christmas?
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537. - Lucky strike!
thank you.
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538. You're welcome.
Don't smoke those
all at once.
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539. And I have
a very special present
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540. For a little boy who knows
he's been naughty.
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541. Lee.
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542. You didn't need to do that.
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543. Yes, we did.
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544. Look at that.
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545. It's a Polaroid.
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546. Thank you.
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547. It reminds me
of when I was a kid.
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548. Remember that?
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549. You'd ask for something,
you'd get it
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550. And it made you happy.
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551. merry Christmas!
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552. - Merry Christmas, sweetheart.
- Merry Christmas, don.
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553. Ho ho ho!
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554. There's eggs in my bed!
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555. You can sleep
in our room if you want.
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556. My room's fine.
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557. - Anybody home?
- Not for much longer.
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558. I can't leave until
Geoff and Bert Cooper
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559. Figure out how to take
food from children.
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560. Well, if anyone can do it...
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561. How many Christmas parties
do you have to go to?
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562. I pity you.
Please, sit down.
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563. No, I just want
to make sure there
were no problems.
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564. You really are
a full-service company.
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565. It's just
you didn't take the test
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566. And I know you're
the creative shaman
around here,
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567. But you walked out
of my presentation.
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568. I'm disappointed.
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569. I thought you
came in to flirt,
but you came in to fight.
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570. You have to know I found out
all I could about you.
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571. Your work is very interesting
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572. And I guess I was hoping
you thought mine was.
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573. It's not personal.
I just don't think
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574. You can learn much
about people that way.
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575. I learned a lot about you.
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576. You're the kind
of man who doesn't want
to take the test.
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577. I'm sorry.
I just don't see
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578. How knowing about
my childhood is gonna
help sell floor wax.
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579. I saw that ad.
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580. It's all about
somebody's childhood.
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581. Look, we're both
in the same business.
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582. I'm not embarrassed to say
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583. It's about helping people
somehow to sort out their
deepest conflict.
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584. And what is that?
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585. In a nutshell,
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586. It all comes down to
"what I want" versus
"what's expected of me."
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587. - That's true.
- I know it's true.
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588. You would've known
it's true if you'd
stayed for my presentation.
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589. Want to get some dinner
or something?
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590. No thank you.
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591. But apology accepted.
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592. Look, I know the holidays
are hard in your situation,
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593. But don't worry.
You'll be married
again in a year.
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594. What?
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595. I'm sorry.
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596. I always forget...
nobody wants to think
they're a type.
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597. Merry Christmas.
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598. Merry Christmas.
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599. Harry.
Your turn.
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600. sorry sorry sorry.
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601. Shit.
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602. I don't see anything.
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603. Oh.
Here they are.
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604. - I got 'em.
- Great.
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605. Be right there.
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606. - Forgot his keys.
- I'll give you
a half an hour
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607. - And then we'll meet
you at Chumley's.
- Make it an hour.
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608. - Might have to get
some food in him.
- He's pathetic.
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609. Hello?
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610. - I'm really sorry.
- It's okay.
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611. Switched my plans a little bit.
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612. I'm getting you aspirin.
Don't say no.
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613. Top right cabinet.
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614. - How about some food?
- No.
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615. - Thank you.
- Okay.
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616. Well, I'll see you tomorrow.
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617. Don't.
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618. Don't what?
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619. You smell so good.
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620. I feel dizzy.
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621. My goodness.
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622. I know.
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623. Oh! I'm supposed
to meet somebody.
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624. Oh.
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625. I should really go.
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626. You sure?
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627. Yes.
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628. I, uh...
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629. I understand.
It's okay.
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630. Okay.
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631. See you tomorrow, I guess.
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632. Freddy.
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633. I'm sorry I'm at your desk.
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634. It was the cleanest spot
in the office.
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635. Are you okay?
You didn't come
to the party.
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636. Oh.
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637. It's been my experience
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638. That when they give you
that Santa suit,
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639. There's usually a bottle
already in the pocket.
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640. Oh.
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641. thank God.
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642. I don't want to worry
that every time I hurt
your feelings
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643. You're gonna
start drinking again.
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644. Then why don't you stop
hurting my feelings?
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645. I'm sorry.
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646. I'm sorry I said
you were old-fashioned.
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647. And I'm sorry I said
you wanted to get married.
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648. I do want to get married.
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649. Well, you've got to work less
and find somebody.
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650. I have a boyfriend.
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651. Is it serious?
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652. I don't know yet.
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653. He won't leave me alone.
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654. It was that way with Violet.
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655. Insatiable.
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656. Oh.
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657. Oh.
Freddy, I don't want
to talk about this.
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658. Hey, you brought it up.
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659. I haven't done
much work on this,
I have to be honest.
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660. I need to get some coffee.
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661. Fine.
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662. I don't want to be alone
on new year's eve.
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663. My two cents?
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664. If you're gonna marry him,
you can't do anything.
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665. He won't respect you.
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666. What if I don't know?
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667. Well, you can't lead him on.
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668. That is physically
very uncomfortable.
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669. It's not a joke.
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670. did you enjoy the
fuhrer's birthday?
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671. may he live for
a thousand years.
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672. Oh, my father used to say
this is the greatest job
in the world
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673. Except for one thing...
the clients.
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674. Good morning.
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675. Did you make it home
last night?
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676. I did.
I did.
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677. Come inside.
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678. - What's all this?
- For your children.
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679. I bought them the other day,
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680. But I finally got them wrapped.
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681. Thank you.
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682. Want me to get the door?
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683. No.
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684. Do you need some coffee?
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685. I had some.
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686. It was quite a party.
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687. - I really overdid it.
- Me too.
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688. I, uh...
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689. Thank you for bringing my keys.
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690. I really appreciate it.
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691. I've probably
taken advantage
of your kindness
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692. On too many occasions.
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693. Excuse me?
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694. I just wanted
to say thank you
for bringing my keys.
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695. Okay.
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696. I know we talked about
how tough things are
for the firm,
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697. But I wanted you to know...
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698. Well, here's the bonus
we talked about.
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699. Merry Christmas.
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700. Thank you.
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701. Anything else for right now?
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702. No.
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703. Hey.
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704. - Are you all right?
- Yeah, of course.
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705. Do you feel different?
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