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3. if you and I were to meet once a month
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keep up with Sally's progress.
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with your shit over my head.
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- We lost Lucky Strike.
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9. I got you a meeting with Heinz. They're
at Ketchum McLeod and they're restless.
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11. I wanted to.
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knows about this meeting.
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- I'm here to help.
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we've become the fading older sister.
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soup end up over at D.D.B.
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end up at Ketchum Macleod.
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I just thought they would talk me out of it.
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what kind of client you are.
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the public's imagination
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there's a time for beans
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but pickles are funny.
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we can't use that.
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37. Well, it's very possible
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40. - They're substantial.
- You know, I'd love to have that conversation.
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you can call me with a humdinger.
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a lot that goes with it.
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That's months.
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- I'm sorry to be so blunt,
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will be here in six months.
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in and hearing some ideas?
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55. Because I can't afford to move my business
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57. - I see.
- So that's where we are.
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59. Raymond, I will have an exciting idea.
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make up for the break-in period?
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62. I bet I could get a date
with your mother right now.
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63. Well, you can see why
I don't want to let this go.
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It was really great to meet you.
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69. Sally, Bobby!
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from three blocks away
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no matter what the size
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billings have shrunk by 50%,
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91. but because there's not much
time before you'll be perceived
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94. Listen, doctor, we know there's
a black spot on the X-ray.
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95. You don't have to keep
tapping your finger on it.
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96. I recommend that you do what you do best...
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97. Cigarettes. You understand the F.T.C.
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102. And, of course, you have Don.
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103. You are a certain kind of girl,
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105. Can you get us a date?
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a new brand for young women,
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on the market in 18 months,
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108. and they'd like a new agency
on it from the ground floor.
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109. - How much is it?
- Close to $5 million.
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110. It's a start.
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111. Wonderful.
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112. And what stage of the process
has your influence bought us?
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113. A meeting.
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114. No one else has one.
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116. Like a good girlfriend.
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117. - Sounds great.
- I concur.
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118. All I'm saying is we should be going
after something as big as what we had.
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119. It'd cost a fortune to pursue
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120. when one is in review.
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121. They're impossible to pry away.
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122. Our day-to-day payroll will be beyond us
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124. We should start
thinking about reducing staff
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126. Why even have an office?
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128. And where does that leave me?
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129. Trying to get my calls returned
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130. with all the buying power
of Secor Laxative?
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131. We gave him Don and a finder's fee.
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132. - He should've aimed higher.
- I just left Geyer for this.
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133. Do you think those clients
are in love with me?
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134. I'm getting married in October!
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135. It's gonna be "barefoot in the park."
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136. These things go in streaks.
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137. And Don Draper with a cigarette company?
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138. We get this vote of confidence
and we move from there.
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139. Marlboro was their women's cigarette.
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140. Well, they certainly ran away
from that in the right direction.
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141. You know, beans, vinegars and
sauces was very impressed.
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142. Thank you for that,
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143. but thank you much more for this.
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144. This is what I was hoping for.
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145. Good. Geoff's excited.
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146. Study up.
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147. I have dinner plans but call me tonight,
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148. even if it's just to work.
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149. It's a summer practice helmet.
It's not as good.
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150. It smells.
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151. Well, you're there all the time.
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152. - What do you talk about?
- Didn't you go?
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153. Yeah, but psychiatrists are easy to fool.
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155. She tell you to kiss your mom's ass?
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159. No.
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saying how mean she is.
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167. - I've gotta go.
- Okay.
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169. Don.
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170. Midge.
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- Yes.
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180. Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce.
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days like anything else.
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into you in the Village.
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to see you in the park.
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198. I have a big meeting tomorrow.
Maybe some other time.
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199. Not even to meet my husband?
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200. - Really?
- We, it's not romantic.
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201. We just got married for the bread.
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At least give me a ride downtown.
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smelled like spaghetti.
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- Why?
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at your mother sometimes.
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when we get so angry.
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way because she has stresses,
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that you did anything wrong.
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- No, go fish.
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little less of each other...
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So that you can ride your bike,
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and be in the ballet recital.
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237. - This is my friend Don.
- Perry. Nice to meet you.
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- Oh no.
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- Don, what are you gonna have?
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- Good.
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- When we met, I said he looked like Brendan Behan.
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247. Here we go.
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249. Ah.
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sure we have toilet paper.
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your eyes for a minute.
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- "Number four."
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whatever you're willing to pay.
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for you to have one.
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are a little tough around here,
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We're getting along famously.
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I'm gonna get some groceries
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- She lost her purse.
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- He's an idiot.
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and put that in his arm.
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so much more from me.
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take my mind off my work.
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the car door like that.
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- And she understands what she did was wrong
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losing this influence.
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time you come in here
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should have your own time
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everything you want to say.
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of pickled peppers.
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369. Red leather, yellow leather,
red leather, yellow leather.
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372. - Yes.
- If strategy comes up...
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strength is of this product?
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men's brands... Nobody switches.
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way to give 'em out for free.
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Dr. Atherton is on his way up,
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- Thank you.
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386. - Are you kidding me?
- What?
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- So did I.
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you are in six months.
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391. Six months means never.
They're letting us die.
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393. Down the road perhaps.
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with a damn tobacco account!
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It's because we're desperate.
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knocking on his last door!
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- Than what? You have a plan?
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bushes every day for anything.
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- Just out of caution, I met with the bank.
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our line of credit,
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to post some collateral.
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There's a vote of confidence.
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reduction in staff.
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to cold and flu season
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well, but it's a necessity.
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We should never have been here.
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you know where to find me...
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426. And then I was floating over town...
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- It doesn't really bother me,
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Sitting, holding a box.
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holding a box.
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on it, holding a box.
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- Are you busy?
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451. No.
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452. Philip Morris set up the meeting
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453. then told Leo Burnett about it
to leverage a sweeter deal.
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454. So they used us.
Is that supposed to make me feel better?
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455. Everyone at Burnett is already bragging
about how we never even got a meeting.
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456. What do you want?
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457. I want to know why I'm being punished
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458. for being the only business
left around here.
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459. - We're all being punished.
- I don't have that kind of money.
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460. Pete, I'm doing everything I can.
Get me in a room.
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461. Miss Olson to see you.
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462. Come in!
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463. Everybody's waiting
in the conference room.
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464. - For what?
- Well, we were all gonna leave when you left,
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465. but you didn't go, so what should we do?
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466. - I don't care.
- What happened?
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467. Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
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468. What are we gonna do?
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469. Peggy, it's not your problem.
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470. I know, but I have been
thinking about the company
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471. and I was wondering
what you thought about...
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472. You know, why don't
we just change our name?
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473. If this was a dog food,
we'd change the name.
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474. We can't start over. We just started.
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475. You always say "if you don't like
what they're saying about you,
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476. - change the conversation."
- To what?
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477. What they're saying about us is true.
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478. So there's nothing we can do?
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479. Sure there is. We're gonna sit at our desks
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480. and keep typing while the
walls fall down around us,
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481. because we're creative,
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482. the least important
most-important thing there is.
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483. You can't slam the door like that.
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484. Why didn't you call me back?
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485. The bank called.
Something about a loan application?
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486. - They called here?
- Yes.
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487. You have something you want to tell me?
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488. It's not important.
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489. To think you still want to surprise me
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490. after five years of marriage.
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491. When can I start looking?
I'm so in love with Greenwich.
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492. We're not buying a house, Trudy.
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493. The partners each need to put in a lump sum
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494. to keep the payroll we have going,
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495. so people don't lose their jobs.
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496. What? How much?
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497. Well, it's $50,000
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498. and we have $22,000 in the bank,
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499. not counting the baby gifts...
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500. Which will remain for the baby.
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501. It's all for the baby, for Tammy
to have a yard to run around in.
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502. Central Park was good enough for me.
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503. When you bet big and lose,
you don't double down.
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504. It's in my contract.
I'll lose my partnership.
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505. You'll lose your stateroom on the Titanic?
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506. You are forbidden to give
anything more to that company.
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507. You don't get to forbid me.
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508. Lower your voice!
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509. And don't even think
about asking my father.
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510. "Why I'm quitting tobacco.
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511. Recently, my advertising agency
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512. ended a long relationship
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513. with Lucky Strike cigarettes.
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514. And I'm relieved.
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515. For over 25 years, we devoted ourselves
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516. to peddling a product
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517. for which good work is irrelevant,
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518. because people can't stop
themselves from buying it".
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519. "The product that never improves,
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520. causes illness and makes people unhappy.
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521. But there was money in it.
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522. A lot of money.
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523. In fact, our entire business depended on it.
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524. We knew it wasn't good for us,
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525. but we couldn't stop.
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526. And then, when Lucky Strike moved
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527. their business elsewhere,
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528. i realized here was my chance to
be someone who can sleep at night
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529. because I know what I'm selling
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530. doesn't kill my customers.
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531. So as of today,
Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce
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532. will no longer take tobacco accounts.
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533. We know it's gonna be hard.
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534. If you're interested in cigarette work,
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535. here's a list of agencies that do it well:
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536. B.B.D.O., Leo Burnett, McCann-Erickson,
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537. Cutler, Gleason & Chaough
and Benton & Bowles."
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538. "As for us, we welcome all other business,
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539. because we're certain that our
best work is still ahead of us.
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540. Sincerely, Donald F. Draper,
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Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce."
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542. - Good morning, Don.
- Stan.
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543. Good morning.
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544. Good morning. Any calls?
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545. Oh yes, quite a few.
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546. Mostly reporters and citizens,
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547. - Dr. Miller.
- Anyone else?
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548. Someone named Emerson Foote
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549. and people from those
agencies you mentioned.
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550. They're looking for you.
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551. Can you get Dr. Miller?
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552. Somebody used your name to end our business
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553. in the newspaper.
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554. - It's not you, is it?
- It's suicide!
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555. It's insane!
How the hell could you do this?
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556. - Why would you do this?
- Because someone had to do something.
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557. You put the company name on it.
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558. You should've consulted us.
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559. Why? To evaluate its
strengths and weaknesses?
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560. To knock it down to risk versus reward?
It's done!
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561. And I slept last night
for the first time in a month.
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562. You slept? Really?
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563. You weren't smiling, thinking
about the taste of shit
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564. that would be in everybody's
mouth over breakfast today?
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565. No one asked you to euthanize this company.
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566. What did you expect, for
us to pat you on the back?
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567. Don't you realize the clients
are all going to think
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568. you could turn on them at any minute?
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569. I'm not going to explain to you what I did.
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570. It's an ad for this agency.
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571. If you don't understand it, then
you shouldn't be in this business.
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572. You humiliated us by not putting
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573. our names on it.
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574. You left us with this hypocrisy.
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575. So deny it! I did what I thought
was best for the company.
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576. You can either back me or not.
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577. You did what was best for you,
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578. because you're impatient and childish.
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579. You had a tantrum on a full
page in "The New York Times."
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580. So no one is happy about this?
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581. I don't know.
It's good enough to be the reason
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582. this place went down anymore.
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583. - Excuse me.
- Yes?
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584. Um, there's someone calling
from Senator Kennedy's office.
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585. Robert Kennedy wants to speak with you.
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586. Please hold for the Senator.
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587. Is this here Don Draper?
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588. - Yes.
- This is Bobby Kennedy.
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589. How are you this lovely morning?
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590. I'm well. Thank you, Senator.
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591. Bobby please. Listen,
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592. i just wanted to say that I admire
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593. your fortitude and vigor
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594. and standing up to what I consider to be
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595. one of the great menaces to this
civilization as we know it.
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596. - That's very flattering.
- I have one question:
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597. - Does your company represent Secor Laxatives?
- Yes. Yes, we do.
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598. Well, are you going to be
writing anything against them?
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599. Because I want to make it clear
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600. that I am
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601. firmly anti-laxative.
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602. Who the hell is this?
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603. Teddy Chaough.
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604. Thanks for sticking my name
in there with the big boys.
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605. A full-page ad in "The Times".
What did that run you?
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606. A little mix-up there.
That was Eunice Kennedy.
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607. Keep joking. You're cynical and craven.
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608. Tobacco put a roof over your head
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609. - and it fed your children.
- And then it killed my business.
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610. I never thought you had the
stomach for a partnership.
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611. I'm no longer a part of this agency.
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612. You there, get my shoes.
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613. Bert, calm down.
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614. I will not.
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615. We've created a monster.
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616. I've already informed the other partners.
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617. I'll need your contribution by
close of business, as it were.
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618. You know this could work.
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619. Do you realize I've just
moved my family back here?
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620. I'm terribly sorry about that.
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621. - Did you get Dr. Miller?
- Yes, but you were on with...
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622. You were on the phone.
She said she'd stop by later.
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623. Okay, that'll be all.
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624. By the way,
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625. I loved the letter.
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626. I love that you stand for something.
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627. Megan, that's not really what it's about.
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628. I know that part. I know it was about
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629. "he didn't dump me. I dumped him."
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630. I just love that you did it.
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631. It feels different around here.
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632. Thank you.
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633. - So who else called?
- Everyone who's anyone.
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634. Smokey the bear, Smokey Robinson,
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635. Chiquita Banana, Aunt Jemima.
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636. Is he gonna quit smoking?
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637. You're an idiot.
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638. I heard from all my clients this morning...
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639. Mostly out of morbid curiosity.
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640. But one thing's for sure... they're not
talking about lucky strike anymore.
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641. Well, I think that was the whole idea.
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642. They're gonna fire everybody...
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643. Or worse, make me fire everybody.
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644. Well, it's been a pleasure
working with you all.
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645. I wish you the best of luck.
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646. I didn't think they'd start with him.
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647. Peggy, Mr. Draper wants to see you.
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648. Okay.
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649. It's a doggy-dog world.
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650. Should I close the door?
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651. Yes.
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652. Should I sit down?
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653. Who can you live without?
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654. Oh.
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655. Oh good.
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656. I mean not good,
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657. but... You know.
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658. Well, Danny obviously,
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659. though he's kind of grown on me.
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660. Lane sent over a memo with suggestions.
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661. "All of the tobacco people, Mark Coyle,
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662. Wuzna... The Polish kid... Danny and Bill."
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663. That's a lot of people.
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664. Are we going under?
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665. No. Of course not.
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666. I just wanted to give you notice
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667. so when they all come to you,
you'll know what's going on.
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668. Okay.
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669. So? You haven't said
anything about the letter.
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670. I thought you didn't go in for
those kinds of shenanigans.
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671. Sally Draper.
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672. Stop, both of you.
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673. What are you doing here?
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674. You stay away from her! You hear me?
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675. Let's go.
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676. We're not going back for your bike.
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677. I told you... He's my friend.
We don't do anything.
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678. - That boy is bad.
- No, he's not.
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679. Believe me. I know him better than you do.
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680. You don't know him at all.
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681. Go to your room.
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682. - You stopped by.
- Yes. I'm glad to see you smiling.
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683. Well, they all want to kill
me, but I have a bodyguard.
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684. - Can I get you anything?
- No thank you.
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685. - What's this?
- My things.
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686. We had to resign.
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687. Geoff Atherton wants another
cigarette account someday.
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688. I'm so sorry. I didn't think about that.
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689. I know.
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690. I'm really sorry.
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691. So...
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692. You're gonna make it through this day,
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693. you're going to leave this
office, meet me for dinner
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694. in the open... Wherever I want...
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695. And we're gonna talk
about anything but work,
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696. because we can do that now.
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697. It's a fair trade.
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698. At Carabelle, eight o'clock?
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699. Sure.
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700. Have your girl make reservations.
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701. Just wanted to say goodbye.
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702. Oh no. What happened?
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703. Tobacco is very touchy.
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704. Who's gonna do our research?
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705. You know, I just lost one of my best jobs.
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706. No, I mean,
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707. I love working with you.
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708. Would you have a drink with me?
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709. - I don't want to linger.
- Not right now.
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710. Just... I hate to think
I'm not gonna see you.
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711. That's sweet.
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712. No, I mean it.
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713. You do your job so well,
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714. they respect you and you don't
have to play any games.
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715. I didn't know that was possible.
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716. Is that what it looks like?
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717. I'm sure we'll work together again...
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718. Somewhere.
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719. Hello there.
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720. So I'm home early for a family dinner.
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721. They couldn't wait.
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722. - We can eat later.
- I'll eat with this crowd.
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723. Well, I had quite a day.
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724. Mmm, that doesn't sound good.
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725. It's this neighborhood.
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726. It's being taken over
by low-caliber people.
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727. I think it's time for us to move.
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728. Great. You know how I feel about it.
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729. I like that place in Rye.
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730. Rye? Isn't that where Playland is?
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731. She'll get over it.
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732. Roger, Don, Harry and myself
should probably begin
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733. the process of letting people go
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734. to avoid any further damage to morale.
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735. And please try and limit
any sympathetic adjustments
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736. - to severance.
- Yes, and as Lane mentioned,
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737. we'll try to hold onto
any staplers, scissors,
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738. hole punches and tape dispensers.
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739. They do disappear.
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740. Don, are you ever gonna call back
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741. the American Cancer Society?
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742. They've tried you twice this morning.
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743. I saw that. It's a joke.
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744. It's not. They finally called me.
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745. They want us to come in and meet
about an anti-smoking campaign.
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746. Huh. Really?
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747. Took me about five minutes
to stop laughing.
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748. I hope I didn't blow it.
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749. Well, that's interesting, right?
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750. Great. Public service.
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751. Free work. That's just what
we should be doing right now.
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752. - It's prestigious.
- But we can't eat prestige.
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753. Someone called us.
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754. We could have new work on the air.
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755. There's a lot of bigwigs on the board.
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756. Under normal circumstances, I would
consider this an opportunity.
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757. - Absolutely.
- Yes, Don saved the company.
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758. Now go get rid of half of it.
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759. We should probably stay in here.
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760. I suppose.
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761. Lane, may I speak with you a moment?
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762. Well, I've gotta go learn a bunch of
people's names before I fire them.
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763. I know you said the end of business today,
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764. but that money... I don't have it.
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765. Is there any way I can owe it on advance
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766. against bonus or future salary?
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767. Calm yourself. Don paid your share.
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768. What?
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769. Perhaps you weren't supposed to know that.
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770. Well, thank you for the opportunity.
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771. It was my pleasure.
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