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to a lecture on rhododendrons,
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like a speed racer to the hospital.
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in the back seat,
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You're having a baby!"
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with his father-in-law, who's also a client.
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Her parents, Ed and Lillian Baxter.
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- It's a pleasure.
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I'm spending my Sunday night with Dodge.
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36. Nice to see you, Ken. And, listen, I'm sorry
about, you know... My condolences.
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I didn't really know him.
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40. Well, I should be on my way.
It was nice meeting you all.
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42. Look, you're with your family.
I shouldn't have said anything.
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43. You didn't. What's going on?
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44. Lucky Strike. They're coming over to us.
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45. What?
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46. Look, you didn't hear it from me, okay?
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47. - You're winding me up.
- No.
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48. American Tobacco came in last Monday,
said they're moving all the brands to us.
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50. Someone should tell Lee Garner, Jr. that.
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51. Sorry.
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52. You okay, son?
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53. Whenever ad men meet,
all they do is brag and brag,
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if it wasn't serious.
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but her mother protested.
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60. I sent her for food just to get rid of her.
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61. Anyway, I suppose your visit is premature.
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62. - I shouldn't use that word around here.
- Can I talk to you?
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63. John Flory, some prick over at BBDO,
just told me that Lucky Strike is going there.
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64. What?
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66. I'm not waiting anymore.
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67. I should get it.
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69. - Hello?
- it's Pete.
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70. Have you heard anything about
Lucky Strike leaving?
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71. No.
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72. Ken heard from somebody at BBDO
that Lucky's coming over.
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73. - Bullshit. Call Roger.
- I did. He's out.
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77. I have to make a call.
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78. Hello?
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79. What's going on?
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80. Ken here heard that Lucky Strike is leaving.
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81. That they've already left.
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82. What? Who told you that?
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84. He's an account executive at BBDO.
That's where they're going.
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85. - No. That's impossible.
- Call him.
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86. I'm telling you, it's impossible.
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89. Yeah, I don't think he'll go back to sleep.
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90. Could I get a drink?
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91. It's ringing.
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92. Lee.
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93. Roger Sterling. From your agency.
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94. Well, it's serious.
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95. He's drunk.
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96. You're damn right I heard.
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97. Because you can consolidate
your business here.
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non compos mentis
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listen to the board.
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100. It's bullshit! Lee!
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101. Thirty years!
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102. I have to hear it on the street?
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103. No review? Nothing?
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104. He hung up.
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105. It's true?
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106. I need to sit down.
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107. Tomorrow morning, we're getting on
the 6:00 a.m. to Raleigh-Durham.
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108. I'll do it.
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109. I've known him half my life.
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110. I need a drink.
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111. What time is it?
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112. Midnight.
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113. You want one?
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114. Looks like you need both.
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115. It looks like Lucky Strike
might have gone south.
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116. Holy crap.
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117. Obviously, we'd like to avoid
that information getting out.
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118. What happened?
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119. Supposedly, they're consolidating
for a reduced commission at BBDO.
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120. Hey, watch it. You have to keep a clear head.
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121. Every day, I tried not to think about
what would happen if this happened.
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122. Look at that plum.
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123. What's that?
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124. That face.
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125. You're the most hirable man
on Madison Avenue.
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126. I'm not at that point yet.
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127. Okay.
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128. How's Trudy?
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129. Her mother's got her all worked up.
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130. She made such a stink.
And that thing's at least another day away.
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131. Can I see her?
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132. Have you been drinking?
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133. You need to calm down.
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134. I was at a ballgame when Trudy was born.
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135. Go about your business.
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136. Are you all right?
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137. Could I speak with you candidly?
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138. Always.
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139. I'd like to think I'm more to you
than a typical father-in-law.
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140. You are. That's the problem.
It's about business.
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141. There's no business in here, son.
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142. We may have lost Lucky Strike.
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143. I'm sure this agency was a thrill,
but you've had your folly.
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144. That's not right, Tom.
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145. I haven't stayed at Vick Chemical
for 28 years because I love it.
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146. It's because I have a family.
And any minute here, you will, too.
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147. This still can work.
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148. I'm not rooting against you.
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149. You've got my account, for God's sake.
It's just...
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150. You're a frequent topic at CGC.
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151. Now, apparently,
you were a tough act to follow
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153. Ted Chaough? I hate him.
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154. He's a good guy.
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155. He's not interested in me.
He's just trying to hobble Don.
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156. There's no reward
in going down with the ship.
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157. I have an agency. I'm a partner.
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158. I found him.
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159. He was down at the candy machines,
dozed off.
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160. - Can I see her?
- No.
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161. She finally went to sleep.
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162. Why don't you just go back
to the candy machines and we'll wait.
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163. I'm sorry about that.
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164. Well, the air conditioning guy's
supposed to be there at 8:00.
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165. I guess I'll see you, then.
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166. You don't want me to go?
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167. I want you to do whatever you usually do.
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168. Hey, I don't usually do anything.
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171. I'm not letting you leave.
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173. You're unbelievable.
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174. I'm sorry. I'm not usually like this.
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175. Hello?
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176. I just walked out of there. It's over.
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177. I see.
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178. Since his father got sick,
the board took over,
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179. and there's no point in talking to them.
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180. He said we did good work.
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181. Our clients need to hear this from us.
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182. I know, Bert. Don't wait for me.
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183. I'm standing by Lee's receptionist.
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184. I didn't want to have to pay
for the long-distance call.
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185. Very well, then.
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186. Lane Pryce isn't coming back.
That's my guess.
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187. I think they'd do that in a memo.
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188. And I got five that says Cooper's retiring.
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189. No champagne? I'd say he's got cancer.
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190. - it's in bigger print now.
- Everyone,
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191. if we could have your attention, please.
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192. Bert.
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193. "We have called this meeting
of our nearest and dearest
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194. "to let you know of a change in the agency.
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195. "After 30 years of consummate service,
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196. "American Tobacco has reluctantly decided
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197. "to consolidate their business
at Batten, Barton, Durstine & Osborn."
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198. Damn it.
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199. "So what does this mean to you?
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200. "Now, Donald Draper,
partner, creative director."
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201. Pete Campbell and Ken Cosgrove
will handle calls to clients.
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202. Those are the only calls we want made
with this news.
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203. Now, we've had a pretty good year.
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204. We've gained more accounts
than We've lost, a lot more,
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205. because our work
is thoughtful and effective.
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206. Even Lucky Strike said so.
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208. Nothing will change.
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209. We're gonna push ourselves
shoulder to shoulder,
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210. and we're gonna overcome this
and succeed tenfold,
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211. and it will be exhilarating.
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212. Joe.
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213. As Don said, "Nothing is going to change."
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215. Anything out of the ordinary
must be approved by
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219. - What's going on?
- That's the head of accounting.
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220. - What do you think is going on?
- Any questions?
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221. Nothing?
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222. Okay. If you want to talk to me individually,
I'll be in my office.
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223. What happened?
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224. We lost Lucky Strike.
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225. Jesus.
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226. But it sounds like
everything's under control.
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227. I think I should go to a meeting.
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228. Peggy, Freddy, Danny, Stan, in my office.
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229. We're in some trouble here.
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230. Creative needs to be on its toes.
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231. Is it a "last hired, last fired" sort of thing?
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232. You're in this room. That's all I can say.
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233. Now, myself and the other partners
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for new business,
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235. but creative's job
is to hold on to what we have.
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236. That means clients' ideas
should seem better than they normally do.
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237. For the next few weeks,
the only words you know are, "Yes, sir."
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238. - Yes, sir.
- That means, Stan,
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239. you babysit that Samsonite shoot every day.
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240. And, Peggy, the Playtex presentation
is still set for tomorrow.
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241. I'll bring in my notes.
I can prep you in 10 minutes.
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242. No. You're still gonna do it.
It'll look desperate if I'm suddenly involved.
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243. So, what about it then?
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245. I'm not worried.
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246. Okay. Let's skip the gossip out there.
Get to work.
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249. I don't know.
You seem to have everything in hand.
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how bad this is gonna be
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253. Every time something good happens,
something bad happens.
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254. I knew I'd pay for it.
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263. I need to see you.
I need you to come down here.
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When do you get back?
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265. No, I'm here.
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266. What are you talking about?
Mr. Cooper said he spoke with you.
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267. He did, but I didn't go.
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268. Damn it, Roger. Get on a plane.
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269. You're very persuasive in person.
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270. There's no point. It's been over for weeks.
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271. Garner was supposed to give me a month,
and the bastard couldn't keep to it.
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272. You knew about it?
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273. I can't believe you.
We could've done something.
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275. You know what it's been like walking around
with this? I got a hole in my gut.
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276. What am I supposed to do
with this information?
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277. I'm sorry.
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why I need to see you.
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279. You should've told me.
Why didn't you tell me?
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280. I kept meaning to say something.
I thought I still had time. I don't know.
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281. I should go. There's a lot of work to do.
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283. I had to stay away from Midtown.
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284. I'll have to see.
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at the end
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how big the idea is.
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288. And they're always kind of poetic.
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289. So get Don to write it. We can't lose this.
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290. Since when do we have doughnuts?
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291. Condemned man always gets his choice
of a last meal.
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292. You know what Pete Campbell
just said to me?
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293. He said if anybody sends a resume
out of here, they're gonna get executed.
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294. Fellas, we're on an account right now.
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295. Playtex gloves protect a woman's hands,
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all the things a woman wants to touch.
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303. - I can't imagine Don saying that.
- Excuse me,
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305. What?
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306. Are you Peggy Olson? It's COD.
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307. Let me get my purse.
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308. Go ahead without me.
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309. I'm going to take care of this
and then practice.
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310. Am I wrong or is she giving it off?
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311. Well, it's the last days of Rome.
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312. I was in an agency that went down.
The women get sex crazed.
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313. The energy is very good.
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314. They said they wanted
to revise the media plan,
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315. but I think what they really wanted
was a budget
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316. to see how much of their money
we haven't spent yet.
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317. Who are we talking about?
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318. Birds Eye.
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319. Why are we worrying about
existing accounts?
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320. If anything,
they're going to get more attention.
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321. Because they're afraid we won't be here.
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323. Pete, wake up!
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around $22 million without Lucky,
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328. David Montgomery's memorial
is tomorrow afternoon.
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329. In case we need cheering up?
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330. The man was
senior vice-president of accounts
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331. at the number four agency.
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332. There's gonna be a lot of
vulnerable clients in attendance.
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333. I think Roger knew him.
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It's AI Weaver from Glo-Coat.
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335. - What does he want?
- I don't know.
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337. Didn't you talk to him this morning?
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339. AI, how are you?
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340. Hello, Don- I'm glad I could reach you.
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you've done for us,
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in a different direction.
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- I want you to know
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- Sure.
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347. I don't think you understand
what's happened here.
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about losing Lucky Strike.
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352. Don, it's a simple coincidence
that it happened now.
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354. How can you blame us for
wanting to move on?
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355. Because that commercial,
that little cowboy kid,
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you've been near
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357. since you sponsored
Fibber McGee and Molly.
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358. - We won the CLIO!
- You won the CLIO.
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With your direction!
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360. Believe me, we know how it looks,
but it's just business, plain and simple.
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361. I'm coming out there.
We're gonna talk about this in person.
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362. I'm sorry, Don. The decision's been made.
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364. You know we're gonna want
another shot at this soon.
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365. As long as you're around.
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366. We'll be here. Don't worry.
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367. Good luck, Don.
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370. - Goodbye.
- Good bye.
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374. No, but I need a favor.
Make sure I don't overdo it.
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376. Stop me at three. This is one.
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they never let the labor go past two sunsets.
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378. What exactly is the problem?
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379. Apparently Trudy's pelvis is too small
and the baby's shoulders can't get through.
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380. They should cut it out.
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381. They don't like to start there.
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382. Go to the hospital.
There's nothing to do here.
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384. What?
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you said to them this morning.
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386. So, Joan, that puts us at what,
$20 million and change?
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387. Are you doubting my efforts?
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388. All you had to do was
tell them everything was fine.
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389. You think that call's easy to make?
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390. I think you're distracted.
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391. And because of that,
I think you scared the shit out of them.
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392. Who the hell do you think you're talking to?
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393. Don't blow a gasket.
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394. He called looking for me
and my secretary told him where I was.
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395. Incredible.
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396. That was something else.
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397. There he is. The man of the hour.
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398. Ted. How considerate of you to stop by.
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399. I wish the baby was here already,
but I'm sure everyone feels that way.
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400. Good news is always worth waiting for.
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401. Well, Jeannie, remember,
don't let your vanity get the best of you.
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402. There is nothing wrong
with being called "grandma"
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403. It's a rattle. You can get it engraved.
Ogilvy sent me one when my son was born.
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404. Thank you. What do you want, Ted?
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406. I mean, hell, you're about to have everything
the minute that baby comes.
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407. You know your father-in-law
never stops talking about you?
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408. And he doesn't know the half of it.
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409. You've brought in a little business
since you went out on your own.
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410. Glo-Coat, Life Cereal, Sugarberry Hams,
Vick Chemical, obviously,
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Birds Eye, Ponds.
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you're what's missing from CGC.
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416. Has a nice ring to it.
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if we're having that discussion.
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419. You'll have a full voting third.
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little italian sports car.
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422. I don't know if you've heard of it,
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424. - I don't drive.
- I'll teach you.
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my offer still stands.
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I can get you one across the street.
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427. Roger. I let you come over
because you said you needed to talk.
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429. Jeanie, I need you.
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430. Stop it, or we can talk on the phone.
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431. Is that what you sleep in now?
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432. What do you want? I'm exhausted!
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433. I waited for you at the hotel.
Why didn't you come? Are you mad at me?
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434. No! But, Roger,
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435. I can't do this anymore.
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436. You always say that.
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437. Then you come back to me
because we belong together.
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438. Don't do that.
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439. I need you right now.
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440. Because I'm a port in a storm?
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441. No. Because I feel like shit,
and you care about me.
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442. I'm not a solution to your problems.
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443. I'm another problem.
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444. Are you serious?
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445. I can't do this anymore.
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446. You'll change your mind. You'll see.
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447. I'm sorry.
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448. I just can't do this anymore.
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449. So what are you trying to say?
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450. Roger...
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451. So that night we got mugged,
that was the last time?
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452. Wish I'd known that.
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453. God, I'd think this place
would be packed still.
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454. It's 8:00. There's only so much
we can pretend like we're doing.
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455. - Are you okay?
- You want something?
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456. I'd rather eat, but that's me.
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457. I'm one over for the day.
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458. See that?
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459. I kissed you and it got quiet.
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460. How'd it go?
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461. It was
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462. miserable.
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463. Clients are running scared.
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464. I'm used to having my ideas rejected,
not me.
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465. How do you do it?
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466. My job is to present facts.
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467. If they're unhappy with the agency,
it's not my problem.
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468. Who's unhappy?
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469. Come on. Clients are always unhappy.
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470. Yeah?
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471. Like who?
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472. - Are you kidding?
- No.
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473. Why? I'm drowning here.
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474. You know I can't do that.
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475. If a client is unhappy, they're unhappy.
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476. There's nothing against telling them
to have dinner with me.
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477. Or, if you don't want to,
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478. tell me who they are.
I'll call them out of the blue.
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479. I can't do that.
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480. Sure you can. Who'll know?
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481. The standard of ethics in this business
is low enough.
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482. And God knows I've done some things
I'm not proud of,
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483. but those other agencies pay me.
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484. What about protecting the clients?
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485. So I'm gonna kill my business
to save yours?
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486. It's not your business. It's Atherton's.
This is different. This is everything to me.
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487. I don't believe this.
You want a shoulder to cry on, fine.
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488. You want to throw me to the wolves
so you can save your neck, forget it.
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489. - I would do it for you.
- I would never ask.
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490. I would never use you like that.
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491. Because I know the difference between
what we have and this stupid office.
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492. Mr. Cosgrove says Playtex just left the hotel.
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493. Thank you!
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494. God, I'm so nervous.
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495. You need to relax.
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496. I can't do this drunk.
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497. I know a technique
that can really take the nerves away.
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498. I learned it from a yogi.
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499. Show me.
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500. Close your eyes. Now, take a deep breath.
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501. Fill your lungs until you can't anymore.
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502. Stick out your stomach.
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503. Now release it in a cool stream
right in my face.
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504. Hey! What are you doing?
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505. You said you wanted to relax. Let's relax.
Copy !req
506. Stan, no.
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507. Come on. You're so horny
I can smell it on your breath.
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508. Stan, knock it off.
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509. Hey, I saw you with
the delivery boy yesterday.
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510. What? He's my boyfriend.
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511. Come on, baby. It's the end of the world.
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512. Why do you keep making me reject you?
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513. I was trying to do you a favor.
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514. Well, thank you. I'm not anxious anymore.
Copy !req
515. Should I get the door?
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516. No. It didn't get any worse.
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517. What exactly did he say?
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518. He said they were terrified about
the British banning cigarette ads from TV,
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519. and they need to cut costs.
Copy !req
520. Maybe it's a good time to
get out of this business.
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521. That's crap. Sales were up 10%.
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522. You do what you can do.
Copy !req
523. David Montgomery's memorial
is in 40 minutes at the River Club.
Copy !req
524. David Montgomery died?
Copy !req
525. Well, there's your silver lining.
Who the hell wants to go to that?
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526. We're trying to get new accounts.
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527. Remember how to do that?
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528. You wanna dogpile on me?
Saving that account was impossible.
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529. Because you ignored it!
One damn account, and you ignored it.
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530. You don't know what you're talking about.
Pete, explain it to him.
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531. You squeezed me off of it, Roger.
You wanted it all to yourself.
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532. He would have never let this happen!
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533. But you do what you can do,
which is nothing!
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534. Hey, you're the one who dragged me
into your amateur hour.
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535. I was perfectly happy where I was.
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536. And why did I do it? Out of friendship.
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537. But now that the account's gone,
I guess that went with it.
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538. Get out of here, all of you.
Go chase a hearse.
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539. Sorry to interrupt.
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540. Mr. Campbell, your father-in-law called.
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541. Your wife and your daughter
are resting comfortably.
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542. Just now?
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543. Yes, it happened. You've got a baby girl.
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544. - Congratulations.
- Congratulations.
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545. Good job.
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546. Thank you, Megan.
Copy !req
547. Okay, we should get going.
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548. Let me get my coat.
Copy !req
549. Where does Draper get off?
Copy !req
550. Lee Garner, Jr. never took you seriously
because you never took yourself seriously.
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551. Are you ready?
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552. No hard feelings?
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553. None at all.
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554. Everything good?
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555. Absolutely.
Copy !req
556. And so, I think about that night,
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557. staring out the window
of that Detroit hotel room,
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558. knowing we were going home with Buick,
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559. and saying to David,
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560. "Is this the best thing
we're ever going to do?"
Copy !req
561. Lynn, it was your fifth birthday.
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562. And the next day,
when we were in the airport,
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563. he showed me this pendant
he'd bought the day before downtown.
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564. And as he closed the box, he said,
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565. "Crosby, that's the best thing I'll ever do."
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566. I know it's hard,
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567. but Dave loved you
more than anything, sweetheart.
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568. That's Stu Carlsbad from Ralston Purina.
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569. He's always ripe.
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570. We have dog food experience.
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571. I got him.
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572. I don't know how prepared I am,
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573. but Dave was always a fan of winging it.
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574. Beth, his beautiful wife,
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575. you were there before he made partner,
and then you gave him to us.
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576. But you know you and Lynnie
Copy !req
577. were always on his mind.
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578. True story.
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579. We'd been in London for three months
trying to nail down British Petroleum.
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580. Never happened.
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581. But once a week,
he would drag me to Portobello Road
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582. looking for thimbles
for your collection, Lynn.
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583. Silver thimbles.
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584. And he was an expert.
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585. It's because Playtex is strong enough
to protect a woman's hands.
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586. Through her fingertips,
she can dry the tears of a child
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587. or feel the warmth of her husband's skin.
Copy !req
588. Playtex protects a woman's touch.
Copy !req
589. It's very romantic.
Copy !req
590. I have to admit, when you first brought it up,
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591. I didn't think that was possible
for latex gloves.
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592. These images are about the moments
after the housework is over.
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593. They're about the meaningful life
a woman leads when work is done.
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594. Well, I feel pretty good about this.
Peggy, our pleasure.
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595. We're thrilled to get this in the first try.
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596. Now, I'm gonna let you get back to the hotel,
and then steaks and a show.
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597. That went well.
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598. You have lipstick all over your teeth.
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599. What?
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600. Why are you still here?
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601. I didn't know if I should leave or not.
How was the funeral?
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602. We'll see.
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603. Get me the campaign briefs
on Ken's accounts,
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604. and then you can go.
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605. And send Peggy in.
Copy !req
606. Miss Olson's gone for the night,
but if you need help...
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607. Did you do that?
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608. I thought, in the end,
you wouldn't want to throw it away.
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609. You're wrong.
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610. That commercial was great,
and nothing they do can change that.
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611. I'll take those.
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612. Thank you. You can go.
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613. You sure you don't want some help?
Copy !req
614. This is a little complicated.
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615. That's okay.
I'd really like to learn what goes on here.
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616. Really?
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617. Well, first of all, I think it would help me
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618. from making mistakes with your work
the way I have.
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619. And, secondly, I think I'd like, eventually,
to do what you do,
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620. or what Miss Olson does.
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621. I didn't know that.
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622. Unless you'd rather be alone.
I don't want to be in the way.
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623. No. I don't mind.
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624. This is a strategy statement
signed by Fillmore Auto Parts.
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625. Copywriters stray from these midstream
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626. sometimes if they have a better idea,
but we can't take that chance now.
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627. Wouldn't clients want a better idea?
Copy !req
628. What'd you like about the commercial?
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629. You're putting me on the spot.
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630. I know it's a floor wax,
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631. but I really remember that feeling
of being a little kid
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632. and feeling like I was being punished
when my mother cleaned the house.
Copy !req
633. - Where are you from?
- Montreal.
Copy !req
634. We didn't have Glo-Coat.
Copy !req
635. Why'd you move here?
Copy !req
636. Well, first of all, it's New York.
For an artist, it's Mecca.
Copy !req
637. You're an artist?
Copy !req
638. I wouldn't say I'm an artist.
I'm an artistic person. I majored in literature,
Copy !req
639. and I've dabbled in writing and painting
and a little bit of acting.
Copy !req
640. What are you laughing about?
Copy !req
641. Because I just realized
I Know everything about you.
Copy !req
642. I mean, you're in my head all day,
even when I go home,
Copy !req
643. and you don't know anything about me.
Copy !req
644. Well, you haven't been here that long.
Copy !req
645. And you don't know how long I will be,
so why get to know me?
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646. I can see that's what everybody must think.
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647. You judge people on their work.
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648. I'm the same way.
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649. Everything else is sentimental.
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650. You want one?
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651. How many is that?
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652. Four.
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653. I know you're angry,
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654. but I hope you're not afraid,
because you will get through this.
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655. You don't know that.
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656. Why do you care what I think?
Copy !req
657. Megan, I don't think this is a good idea.
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658. This has nothing to do with work.
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659. I can't make any mistakes right now.
Copy !req
660. Let's be clear.
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661. I'm not gonna
run out of here crying tomorrow.
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662. I just want you right now.
Copy !req
663. Hey.
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664. Where are you going?
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665. I'm exhausted.
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666. How was your day?
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667. Fine.
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668. I know how to make it better.
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669. I'm really tired.
Copy !req
670. Sit down.
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671. What'd you buy?
Copy !req
672. Look.
Copy !req
673. Look at it.
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674. Sign it.
Copy !req
675. "To my loving wife."
Copy !req
676. I'm so proud of you.
Copy !req
677. You should go first.
Actually, I should go first.
Copy !req
678. Do you want to grab a bite?
Copy !req
679. I want you to go home
and I want you to sleep.
Copy !req
680. And I don't want you
drinking any more tonight.
Copy !req
681. Wait. Did you want to go first?
Copy !req
682. Good night, Mr. Draper.
Copy !req
683. Didn't expect to see you here.
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684. I was going to call,
but I didn't want to do this over the phone.
Copy !req
685. So you were gonna write it on an envelope.
Copy !req
686. Can I come inside?
Copy !req
687. I got you a meeting with Heinz.
Copy !req
688. It's vinegar, sauces and beans.
Copy !req
689. They're at Ketchum, MacLeod,
and they're restless.
Copy !req
690. Faye...
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691. I thought about what you said,
and I thought about you.
Copy !req
692. And I thought about,
"Whatever. You are my life right now."
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693. You didn't have to do this.
Copy !req
694. I wanted to.
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695. Thank you.
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696. You're welcome.
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697. Do you wanna stay?
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698. I'll probably fall asleep on you.
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699. Just sit with me.
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