1. I wanna marry you.Copy !req
2. Last season on AMC's Mad Men...Copy !req
3. Well, ho-ho.
Now it's the time.Copy !req
4. Gentlemen, Jai Alai.Copy !req
5. I made an appointment with
the divorce attorney.Copy !req
6. Forget it. I'm not gonna let
you break up this family.Copy !req
7. I didn't break up this family.Copy !req
8. P.P.L. is being sold and
us along with it.Copy !req
9. - Fire us.
- Why would I?Copy !req
10. We'll make you a partner.Copy !req
11. - Who the hell is Henry Francis?
- No one.Copy !req
12. You're a whore!Copy !req
13. Pete, we're starting a new agency.Copy !req
14. We're here to talk to
you about joining us.Copy !req
15. Henry, I have three children.Copy !req
16. I don't want you
owing them anything.Copy !req
17. I want you to know that
I'm not gonna fight you.Copy !req
18. Thank you. Goodbye.Copy !req
19. Mommy, she's not Margaret,
she's Jane.Copy !req
20. She's my wife.Copy !req
21. I need you to find
me an apartment.Copy !req
22. Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce,
how may I help you?Copy !req
23. Who is don draper?Copy !req
24. Excuse me?Copy !req
25. Who is don draper?Copy !req
26. What do men say
when you ask that?Copy !req
27. Well, they usually take
a minute to think about itCopy !req
28. Then they do something cute.Copy !req
29. One creative director
said he was a lion tamer.Copy !req
30. I don't want to do that.Copy !req
31. - In the third person?
- I don't know.Copy !req
32. Knockout wife, two kids,
house in Westchester.Copy !req
33. Take the train...
maybe you take your carCopy !req
34. Now that you can afford it.Copy !req
35. And who told you that?Copy !req
36. Anything?Copy !req
37. I mean, now's your chance.Copy !req
38. Well, as I said before,
I'm from the Midwest.Copy !req
39. We were taught that it's not
polite to talk about yourself.Copy !req
40. Obviously your glo-coat
floor wax commercials
caused a bit of a squeal,Copy !req
41. On the creative side anyway.Copy !req
42. What made you think
of this idea?Copy !req
43. I wanted it to be
indistinguishable
from the movies.Copy !req
44. I wanted people to be
watching it and say,Copy !req
45. "what's happening
in the story right now?"Copy !req
46. Oh, it's something else.Copy !req
47. "It's not an ad."Copy !req
48. At least not for
the first 30 seconds of it.Copy !req
49. Very good then.Copy !req
50. I think I have all I need.Copy !req
51. It's only
a few hundred words,
but on the bright side,Copy !req
52. The picture may be
bigger than the article.Copy !req
53. Oh, uh, you all should meet.Copy !req
54. This is Jack Hammond
from "advertising age."Copy !req
55. Roger sterling
and Pete Campbell.Copy !req
56. I hope we're not
interrupting this crispCopy !req
57. And engaging portrait
you're painting.Copy !req
58. Ahh...Copy !req
59. Steady there.Copy !req
60. - What happened there?
- Korea.Copy !req
61. We're grateful
for your sacrifice.Copy !req
62. - Peter.
- Jack.Copy !req
63. Well, it's nice
to meet you all.Copy !req
64. I'd love to bend your ear
when I finish my book.Copy !req
65. Certainly.Copy !req
66. Don, it was a pleasure.Copy !req
67. - I look forward to the article.
- We all do.Copy !req
68. My Uncle lost his leg
hitching a trailer.Copy !req
69. Used to ask me
to scratch his toes.Copy !req
70. - He didn't have any.
- We don't have time, Roger.Copy !req
71. One quick pop, Louise.Copy !req
72. All right, where is this party?Copy !req
73. - The Sheraton?
- A wooden leg...Copy !req
74. They're so cheap they can't
even afford a whole reporter.Copy !req
75. I'm Peter Campbell
and I'm assuming you're Jim.Copy !req
76. - And this must be Murray.
- Bob... Murray stayed
in Portland.Copy !req
77. Too bad.
Missing jackhammer season.Copy !req
78. Roger sterling.Copy !req
79. - And you must be
Donald draper.
- Don.Copy !req
80. Bob.Copy !req
81. We're very very excited you
had time to meet with us, don.Copy !req
82. Murray told us y&r
had done glo-coat.Copy !req
83. Turns out
everybody in New York
except him knows it's you.Copy !req
84. And I think they're
a little jealous.Copy !req
85. Can't tell who
the client is here.Copy !req
86. I know a little,
but what we need to know...Copy !req
87. What don needs to know isCopy !req
88. What exactly is your concern?Copy !req
89. I must say I'm getting
tired of saying this today.Copy !req
90. Next time just have
one meeting.Copy !req
91. We at Jantzen have had
a steady 25% bite
of the apple.Copy !req
92. But the two-piece
is most of our concern.Copy !req
93. You have a great bikini.
I've spent some time
with the catalogueCopy !req
94. And I would say
no concerns at all.Copy !req
95. It's not a bikini.Copy !req
96. A bikini is underwear
you wear to the beach.Copy !req
97. We make a two-piece
bathing suit.Copy !req
98. We're a family company.Copy !req
99. And nowadays it's tough
to make a dentCopy !req
100. If your ads don't look
like a girlie magazine.Copy !req
101. Do you want women who want
bikinis to buy your two-pieceCopy !req
102. Or do you just want to make sure
women who want a two-pieceCopy !req
103. Don't suddenly buy a bikini?Copy !req
104. My lord.
That question just tied
a knot in my brain.Copy !req
105. Our competitors get biggerCopy !req
106. The smaller they make
that swimsuit.Copy !req
107. We don't do that.Copy !req
108. We would like to find a way
without playing in the gutter.Copy !req
109. And that's just who
our customers are.Copy !req
110. Right now.Copy !req
111. I love how they sit there
like a couple of choirboys.Copy !req
112. You know one of them's
leaving New York with v.D.Copy !req
113. Where the hell have you been?Copy !req
114. - What's the problem?
- Don!Copy !req
115. - Can you give me a minute?
- I don't mind waiting.Copy !req
116. - How'd it go?
- Get back to work.Copy !req
117. How was your interview?Copy !req
118. Count to 100 and buzz me.Copy !req
119. You missed Jeff Atherton.Copy !req
120. He came here expressly
to see you.Copy !req
121. I'm sorry, I didn't know
he was coming and I don't
know who that is.Copy !req
122. You have no idea how tiny
this place looks to a stranger.Copy !req
123. Did you tell him about
the second floor?Copy !req
124. I refuse to be any part
of that charade.Copy !req
125. I wanted an office downtown.Copy !req
126. We overspent.
We could have got
a lot more for our money.Copy !req
127. And we could have had
a conference table.Copy !req
128. Atherton thought the lack
of a conference tableCopy !req
129. Was deliberate.
He felt that a...Copy !req
130. Circle of chairs
demands a conversation.Copy !req
131. About why there is no table.Copy !req
132. they loved you.Copy !req
133. What exactly is the problem?Copy !req
134. Well, first of all
they're prudes.Copy !req
135. Second of all
y&r were standing in
the hallway when we left.Copy !req
136. You've been on
a cattle call before.Copy !req
137. When the competition was fair.Copy !req
138. Every hour of my time
has to be accounted forCopy !req
139. In the growth of this company.Copy !req
140. Get me in a room
where I have a chance.Copy !req
141. In the end it's going to come
down to big versus small.Copy !req
142. There's two firms
Kenyon & Eckhardt,Copy !req
143. And D'Arcy.
They'll cancel
each other out.Copy !req
144. Y&r has six floors
of creative.Copy !req
145. They can throw bodies
at this account for weeks.Copy !req
146. - We don't have
that kind of firepower.
- We don't have to.Copy !req
147. We're the scrappy upstart.Copy !req
148. You don't say that
to the clients, do you?Copy !req
149. Your accountant is waiting.Copy !req
150. Send him in.Copy !req
151. Creatively, y&r is not capable
of living in this neighborhood.Copy !req
152. You know why?Copy !req
153. Because you don't work there.Copy !req
154. - John.
- Marsha.Copy !req
155. - John.
- Marsha.Copy !req
156. John!Copy !req
157. Happy Thanksgiving.Copy !req
158. Oooh, my mother's going
to be over the moon.Copy !req
159. Enjoy it.
It's the last thing
we're going to get from them.Copy !req
160. - What?
- Did you kill sugarberry?Copy !req
161. - That's a third of my work.
- Stop jumping to conclusions.Copy !req
162. I guess when Kreutzer
said they were going
to send us all hamsCopy !req
163. He really meant one
in a cardboard box
with no note.Copy !req
164. It's about as subtle
as an atomic bomb.Copy !req
165. Maybe they're cheap.Copy !req
166. Do you honestly think
this is a good sign?Copy !req
167. The work was
old-fashioned.Copy !req
168. And whose fault is that?Copy !req
169. Well, testing at four
supermarkets in queens,Copy !req
170. How much were they
spending? Nothing.Copy !req
171. If the test was a success,
they would have gone nationalCopy !req
172. And they could be
a big account.Copy !req
173. Damn it!Copy !req
174. I thought we were
getting on a streak.Copy !req
175. Does this mean I'm down
to two days a week?Copy !req
176. - Don hated the work.
- Put the ham on his desk.Copy !req
177. He's probably having
Thanksgiving dinner
alone in there.Copy !req
178. That's not nice.Copy !req
179. Marsha!Copy !req
180. I'm serious.Copy !req
181. Okay, life insurance policy,
it's a company policy.Copy !req
182. It pays the company,
not the family.Copy !req
183. What do you think?Copy !req
184. It wouldn't be bad to have
a little security for the kids.Copy !req
185. According to this,
I'm already a wealthy man.Copy !req
186. Uncle Sam will take
a healthy bite.Copy !req
187. He already has.Copy !req
188. And...Copy !req
189. The only other issue
is the house.Copy !req
190. What about it?Copy !req
191. Well, October 1st
she was supposed to be out.Copy !req
192. It seemed so far away
when we agreed to that.Copy !req
193. Get her and him out of there
and sell it.Copy !req
194. I can call Ben Michaelson
and have him draft a doozy.Copy !req
195. Start world war III?Copy !req
196. You're carrying a mortgage,Copy !req
197. Plus insurance and taxesCopy !req
198. For a house you don't live in.Copy !req
199. Leave it alone.Copy !req
200. So how are your balls?
Are you enjoying yourself?Copy !req
201. Come on.Copy !req
202. I don't want it like this.
I want it like that.Copy !req
203. Not too much of that,
just a little like this.Copy !req
204. And then they look at it
and they don't like it.Copy !req
205. Two of their test markets
are in Jewish neighborhoods.
They're idiots.Copy !req
206. How much does it cost for us
to buy all the product?Copy !req
207. Too much and we'd have
to do it every day.Copy !req
208. So how much does it cost
for us to getCopy !req
209. 100 women to line up
at one store, one afternoon,Copy !req
210. Clean them out once?Copy !req
211. 100 people?
Do you know how big
a line that is?Copy !req
212. People would talk about it.Copy !req
213. - It's a p.R. Stunt.
- We don't do that.Copy !req
214. - Why not?
- Because you can't
charge for it.Copy !req
215. So what?Copy !req
216. Two women
fighting over one ham,Copy !req
217. But they have to really fight.Copy !req
218. They have to get arrested
or something.Copy !req
219. Because it's the last ham.Copy !req
220. We don't have to write a play.Copy !req
221. It's Thanksgiving.
They're shopping.
The stakes are very high.Copy !req
222. Old Chuck Dewey could
probably get a storyCopy !req
223. In the "daily news"
for a case of something.Copy !req
224. $25 per actress.
We could get Gladys
what's-her-name.Copy !req
225. Who's the old lady who never
takes off her mittens?Copy !req
226. - I don't have any money.
- John!Copy !req
227. Marsha!Copy !req
228. I can use my expense account
if I say they're whores.Copy !req
229. Top-shelf liquor,
what's that gonna run?Copy !req
230. Harry gets a case a monthCopy !req
231. For sticking his nose
up some guy's ass at n.B.C.Copy !req
232. Should I run it by don?Copy !req
233. Really?Copy !req
234. We'll see.
I'll call casting.Copy !req
235. Oh, good, I got you
when you're vulnerable.Copy !req
236. - What do you need?
- Someone white to carve
our Turkey.Copy !req
237. I can't, Roger.
I have plans.Copy !req
238. You told me that.
Then you told me you had
the kids the day after.Copy !req
239. But you never said no
to Jane's friend Bethany.Copy !req
240. - No.
- I was thinking
the other dayCopy !req
241. About what happens
when you leave here
and it made me very upset.Copy !req
242. I could say the same thing.Copy !req
243. I'll paint you the picture
that's in my mind.Copy !req
244. But if it's true,
I might kill myself.Copy !req
245. I've hardly been a monk.Copy !req
246. Forget that she knows Jane.Copy !req
247. This girl's terrific.
She looks like Virginia Mayo.Copy !req
248. She's 25, mount Holyoke
gymnastics team.Copy !req
249. See her this weekend.Copy !req
250. You hit it off,
come Turkey day maybe
you can stuff her.Copy !req
251. Sweetheart,
8:00 Saturday night,Copy !req
252. Jimmy's la grange
for beauty and the beast.Copy !req
253. - Roger.
- They have chicken Kiev.Copy !req
254. The butter squirts everywhere.Copy !req
255. - Hello, Mr. Draper.
- Hello, Celia.Copy !req
256. I made you some pork chops.
They're good cold too.Copy !req
257. I look forward to it.Copy !req
258. But you don't eat nothing.Copy !req
259. - Have you seen my shine Kit?
- I put it on the top
of the closet.Copy !req
260. - the children coming
this weekend?Copy !req
261. No.Copy !req
262. You need to put things
back where you found them.Copy !req
263. I didn't want to leave it
in the middle of the floor.Copy !req
264. Okay, good night.
You have a good weekend.Copy !req
265. And eat something.Copy !req
266. Let me out of here!Copy !req
267. Let me out of here!Copy !req
268. Let me out of here!Copy !req
269. Footprints on a wet floor...Copy !req
270. That's no longer
a hanging offense.Copy !req
271. Glo-coat's
patented formulaCopy !req
272. Goes on easy
and dries in seconds.Copy !req
273. So how do you know Jane?Copy !req
274. Before you ask me all
the questions, you have
to let me finish one glass.Copy !req
275. I don't have to ask you
any questions.Copy !req
276. I think I'm actually nervous.Copy !req
277. I haven't done this
since college.Copy !req
278. Not that it was so long ago,
although it seems like it.Copy !req
279. I borrowed a dress.Copy !req
280. You sat down so fast
I didn't get a good look.Copy !req
281. Do you want to see it?Copy !req
282. I can't believe I did that.Copy !req
283. It's hard to believe
there are two girls
who can wear that.Copy !req
284. Don, I want to lift
a shadow off this evening.Copy !req
285. I know this is your first date.Copy !req
286. First that Roger
was involved in.Copy !req
287. Oh, of course.
I'm sure. It's just...Copy !req
288. I'm breaking
a lot of my rules
seeing a divorced man.Copy !req
289. But Jane has made you
her personal cause.Copy !req
290. And there are so many
real problems in the world.Copy !req
291. I know.Copy !req
292. The world is so dark right now.Copy !req
293. The country?Copy !req
294. My goodness,
you've made me feel very
serious all of a sudden.Copy !req
295. I don't know if I can make you
feel better about the world.Copy !req
296. One of the boys killed
in Mississippi...Copy !req
297. Andrew Goodman,
he was from here.Copy !req
298. A girlfriend of mine
knew him from summer camp.Copy !req
299. Is that what it takes
to change things?Copy !req
300. What do you do?Copy !req
301. I'm an actress.Copy !req
302. But right now I'm a super
in the opera.Copy !req
303. - And what is that?
- A supernumerary.Copy !req
304. We're the actors
that fill the stage.Copy !req
305. Like the chorus?Copy !req
306. Mmm, no singing.Copy !req
307. I do a lot of mock drinking.Copy !req
308. I'm a wench.
I'm a...Copy !req
309. Courtesan.Copy !req
310. Part of a harem.
It depends on the opera.Copy !req
311. That is truly fascinating.Copy !req
312. I love the music.Copy !req
313. And I love backstage.Copy !req
314. Our costumes are as good
as the singers.Copy !req
315. And I love the stories.Copy !req
316. They're very romantic.Copy !req
317. Have you been?Copy !req
318. I have.Copy !req
319. But only for business
so I've never enjoyed it.Copy !req
320. Well, then you must
come as my guest.Copy !req
321. They give the supers tickets
instead of paying
a decent wage.Copy !req
322. - Madam?
- Oh, I don't even
need to look.Copy !req
323. Chicken Kiev.Copy !req
324. They make you wear a bib.Copy !req
325. Come on, let's have some fun.Copy !req
326. Two chicken Kievs.Copy !req
327. The barbizon.Copy !req
328. I bet that would
make a great opera.Copy !req
329. It would.Copy !req
330. Well, I guess
this is good night.Copy !req
331. Okay.Copy !req
332. Good night.Copy !req
333. So am I going to see you
at Roger and Jane's
for Thanksgiving?Copy !req
334. It's tempting, but...Copy !req
335. I have plans.Copy !req
336. Oh, I'm sure the holidays
must be very complex.Copy !req
337. It may have been awhile
since you've had to pick up
on messages,Copy !req
338. But I want to see you again.Copy !req
339. How about right now?Copy !req
340. I stopped the meter.
We can start it again.Copy !req
341. It'll be like
I just picked you up.Copy !req
342. Will you please take a weak no?Copy !req
343. Let's see where
we are new year's eve.Copy !req
344. - If it's meant
to be, it'll keep.
- Let me walk you in.Copy !req
345. No.Copy !req
346. I know that trick.Copy !req
347. Waverly and 6th Avenue.Copy !req
348. I think you both really
acquitted yourselves well.Copy !req
349. She doesn't know when to stop.
You don't know when to stop.Copy !req
350. My objective
was to get the ham.Copy !req
351. No one told you to hit me.Copy !req
352. That wasn't part of it.Copy !req
353. The important thing is that...
oh, here's Mr. Campbell.Copy !req
354. I've been assured you ladies
can look for your namesCopy !req
355. And perhaps your picture
in Monday's "daily news."Copy !req
356. - What section?
- It's the "daily news."
it's one big section.Copy !req
357. All in all,
not a bad way
to spend a Sunday.Copy !req
358. Can you go back to the market
and get me some aspirin?Copy !req
359. We probably shouldn't have any
more contact for the time being.Copy !req
360. - shall we?Copy !req
361. We really appreciate
your talentCopy !req
362. And of course, your discretion.Copy !req
363. - You hurt me.
- Ow ow ow!Copy !req
364. Ladies, ladies, ladies!Copy !req
365. - Daisy!
- Walk her to the train.Copy !req
366. - Are you okay, dear?
- Yeah.Copy !req
367. Let's get you in a cab.Copy !req
368. - Good morning.
- Welcome back.
How was Los Angeles?Copy !req
369. Very hard to leave.Copy !req
370. I would love a vacation.Copy !req
371. It wasn't a vacation.Copy !req
372. I had a lot of tsuris
with Lucy and Desi.Copy !req
373. Has someone been
using my office?Copy !req
374. Mr. Sterling doesn't
have a television.Copy !req
375. I'm calling
a meeting for 11:00.Copy !req
376. No, make it 1:00.
Do we have a table yet?Copy !req
377. 1:30 and no.Copy !req
378. - Hi.
- Yes?Copy !req
379. - Do you know where
the seacore rough cut is?
I got it!Copy !req
380. Don't you want to know why?Copy !req
381. I sold the jai alai TV special.Copy !req
382. Really?Copy !req
383. A.B.C.
They're moving towardsCopy !req
384. All these eccentric
sporting events... go-karts.Copy !req
385. Well, that's very exciting.Copy !req
386. Can you get someone to track
down a cup of coffee for me?Copy !req
387. And I'd love
a grapefruit juice.
And, Joan?Copy !req
388. - That is my news.
- I won't even tell people
after it's aired.Copy !req
389. Good morning,
Mr. Draper.Copy !req
390. Don, can I speak
with you for a minute?Copy !req
391. Morning.Copy !req
392. - Lane, would you
excuse us for a minute?
- Of course.Copy !req
393. Good morning, don.Copy !req
394. You know,Copy !req
395. No one who's ever been
associated with an actual eventCopy !req
396. Has thought it's been portrayed
honestly in the newspaper.Copy !req
397. "Donald draper,
or don as he is known"Copy !req
398. Perhaps in an attempt
to appear humble,
is a handsome cipher.Copy !req
399. One imagines somewhere
in an atticCopy !req
400. "There's a painting of him
that's rapidly aging."Copy !req
401. For a guy from "ad age"
he can really write.Copy !req
402. - He also says you're married.
- Jesus.Copy !req
403. He never asked me that.
Did he check any facts?Copy !req
404. You didn't give him any facts.Copy !req
405. - He had to make
some assumptions.
- My job is to write ads,Copy !req
406. Not go around
talking about who I am.Copy !req
407. Who knows who you are?Copy !req
408. This was supposed to be
an advertisement for the firm.Copy !req
409. Why do you have so many copies?Copy !req
410. I bought one to read.Copy !req
411. I was going to buy one
to frame in reception,
and then I read it.Copy !req
412. I just wanted
to get them all
before anyone else did.Copy !req
413. It'll be lining bird cages
by Friday.Copy !req
414. This is a missed opportunity.Copy !req
415. You turned all the sizzle
from glo-coat into a wet fart.Copy !req
416. Plus you sound like a prick.Copy !req
417. Well, it's done.Copy !req
418. Stay away from
one-legged reporters.Copy !req
419. Yeah, I was thinking
about that...Copy !req
420. Who is he to criticize anybody?Copy !req
421. Just so you
don't kill yourself,
there was some good news.Copy !req
422. Jane's friend found
you to be charming.Copy !req
423. Although a little
grabby in the car.Copy !req
424. That is good news.
Thank you.Copy !req
425. She liked you.
Maybe you should have
fondled peg-leg Pete.Copy !req
426. They raise you up
and they knock you down.Copy !req
427. I don't know what
I could have done differently.Copy !req
428. I believe that you were
being modest, but he didn't.Copy !req
429. I'm sorry, but after
the year you've had,Copy !req
430. It's just not
appropriate anymore.Copy !req
431. He's expecting us!Copy !req
432. - Is Joey coming?
- I'm here.Copy !req
433. - Oh.
- Why can't you come
to our office?Copy !req
434. - Do you want to hear what
sugarberry said or not?
- Shoot.Copy !req
435. It was uproarious.
First it's Darryl,
and he tells me aboutCopy !req
436. How they stared at
the article all day yesterday
worrying about a lawsuit.Copy !req
437. So I hang up and debate
whether or not to tell don...Copy !req
438. Throw myself on my sword.
And then Kreutzer callsCopy !req
439. To tell me other papers
picked up the story.Copy !req
440. And I think,
"he knows it's us,"
but how could he?Copy !req
441. And he said everyone,
especially Darryl,
was very excited.Copy !req
442. He's sorry someone got hurt,Copy !req
443. But more people will
taste their ham nowCopy !req
444. And they'll love it.Copy !req
445. It's beautiful.
How do you put something
like this in your book?Copy !req
446. You can't.
We can't even
charge them.Copy !req
447. It wouldn't be a bad ideaCopy !req
448. For them to increase
their media budget.Copy !req
449. - Seize the moment.
- With more crappy ads?Copy !req
450. - Hopefully not.
- You use it.Copy !req
451. The winner of
the ham battle is you.Copy !req
452. Can you imagine?
Lane's dentures would
drop out of his headCopy !req
453. If we came in
with an additional buy.Copy !req
454. "our hams are worth
fighting for."Copy !req
455. A cartoon pilgrim and an Indian
in a tug of war with the ham.Copy !req
456. Old ladies will smile.Copy !req
457. Why didn't you pitch
that two months ago?
It's good on its own.Copy !req
458. A slogan's nothing
when you have a good idea.Copy !req
459. Black crayon.
I need it in an hour.Copy !req
460. Chop chop, Joey.Copy !req
461. Clara, could you get Darryl
for me at sugarberry?Copy !req
462. Tell him it's urgent.
I may need you.Copy !req
463. Horace cook, Jr.
It's urgent.Copy !req
464. Ho-ho!
How was Tijuana?Copy !req
465. I have to say,
it's a very flattering
picture.Copy !req
466. And I don't think
I'd mind being
described that way.Copy !req
467. Mr. Crane,
you're a salesman.Copy !req
468. You do not want to be
known as mysterious.Copy !req
469. There'll be
no further discussion.Copy !req
470. I just got off
the phone with ho-ho.Copy !req
471. - Jai alai is leaving.
- What?Copy !req
472. - It's over.
- Bullshit. I just sold
a TV special to a.B.C.Copy !req
473. Well, apparently don didn't
mention them in the article.Copy !req
474. I didn't mention anyone.
That's the reporter's job.Copy !req
475. - Spectacular.
- What the hell's ho-ho
doing reading "ad age"?Copy !req
476. - Fix it.
- Todd got all the partnersCopy !req
477. From c.G.C. To call and they
worked him up and down.Copy !req
478. They told him
we laugh about him.Copy !req
479. I don't!
Get him him on the phone,Copy !req
480. Get him in here
or camp out in his driveway.Copy !req
481. He hung up on me.Copy !req
482. I think he was crying.Copy !req
483. How much was left in
ho-ho anyway?Copy !req
484. We'll survive with jai alai
off our list.Copy !req
485. We will survive,
but for how long?Copy !req
486. The loss of jai alaiCopy !req
487. Makes lucky strike
71% of our billings.Copy !req
488. It's an untenably
insecure position.Copy !req
489. Harry, why don't you call
and pretend like you don't
know any of this.Copy !req
490. Give it an hour
so he'll take the call.Copy !req
491. I wish we really had
a second floor so I could
jump off it.Copy !req
492. I'm going to have to get
you another interview.Copy !req
493. "the wall street journal."Copy !req
494. And what do I do differently?Copy !req
495. I told him the truth.Copy !req
496. Who gives a crap
what I say anyway?
My work speaks for me.Copy !req
497. Turning creative success
into business is your work.Copy !req
498. And you've failed.Copy !req
499. It'll pass.Copy !req
500. - Happy Thanksgiving, everybody.
- Happy Thanksgiving.Copy !req
501. We started without you.Copy !req
502. Oh, grandma Pauline,
I told you mother's
was at noon.Copy !req
503. - We already ate.
- You're supposed to overeat
on Thanksgiving.Copy !req
504. Ooh, thank you.Copy !req
505. Jamie, you'll have something?Copy !req
506. We missed dessert.Copy !req
507. You're next to your father.Copy !req
508. - Put up some coffee, dear.
- Hi, daddy.Copy !req
509. Isn't that sweet?Copy !req
510. We didn't forget you.Copy !req
511. - What do you say?
- Thank you.Copy !req
512. - Thanks.
- After you eat.Copy !req
513. The traffic was simply murder.Copy !req
514. That's because that's
what's become of this country.Copy !req
515. Everyone has two
thanksgivings to go to.Copy !req
516. Maybe we have twice as much
to be thankful for.Copy !req
517. Don't you like the food, dear?Copy !req
518. - No.
- Sally draper, that's rude.Copy !req
519. - You love cranberry sauce.
- It has seeds in it.Copy !req
520. - How about the sweet potato?
- I'm not hungry.Copy !req
521. Look, there's marshmallow.Copy !req
522. oh lord.Copy !req
523. She might have a fever.Copy !req
524. - I'm sorry.
- It's all right, dear.Copy !req
525. - Isabel, can you bring a rag?
Ow, stop pinching me!Copy !req
526. I love sweet potatoes.Copy !req
527. - Isabel!Copy !req
528. Happy Thanksgiving.Copy !req
529. - Do you want a drink?
- I don't have much time.Copy !req
530. - I have supper
with my family.
- Oh.Copy !req
531. - Of course you do.
- Should I not have
mentioned my family?Copy !req
532. I never know how
you're going to react.Copy !req
533. No, that's fine.Copy !req
534. - Let me take off my brassiere.
- No. In a minute.Copy !req
535. Stop telling me what to do.
I know what you want.Copy !req
536. So do it.Copy !req
537. Harder.Copy !req
538. Again.Copy !req
539. Hold on.Copy !req
540. Surprise, it's for you.Copy !req
541. Why did you answer it?Copy !req
542. It was the third try.
I couldn't take it.Copy !req
543. - Hello?
- Happy Thanksgiving.Copy !req
544. Happy Thanksgiving.Copy !req
545. I'm sorry to bother you.
I didn't know you'd have guests.Copy !req
546. What's wrong?Copy !req
547. I need $280 for bail.Copy !req
548. Bye.Copy !req
549. - Where are you?
- It... it's not for me.Copy !req
550. Spit it out, honey.Copy !req
551. You're going to laugh.Copy !req
552. Pete and I hired some actressesCopy !req
553. To get in a fight
over a sugarberry ham.Copy !req
554. You know, as a stunt.Copy !req
555. We got them to increase
their media budget.Copy !req
556. Hello?Copy !req
557. I'm here.Copy !req
558. Well, one of them pressed
charges against the otherCopy !req
559. For assault.
It's $80 bailCopy !req
560. And $100 apiece to keep
their mouths shut.Copy !req
561. And it has to happen today.Copy !req
562. Call Pete!Copy !req
563. Do you think
you're my first call?Copy !req
564. Hello.
I'm so sorry to bother you.Copy !req
565. - I oughta let you
Twist in the wind.
- It still worked out.Copy !req
566. - You'll be very happy.
- I'm not happy.Copy !req
567. And I don't think
it's funny or cute.Copy !req
568. You run something
like that by me first.Copy !req
569. I would have kept you
from looking like an idiot,Copy !req
570. Or worse yet,
making me look like one.
Is that what you want?Copy !req
571. You want people to think
we're idiots, Peggy?Copy !req
572. Hey, there's no reason
for name-calling.Copy !req
573. - She's been agonizing.
- Who are you?Copy !req
574. I'm her fiance.Copy !req
575. Mark, don't.Copy !req
576. Why'd you bring him
up here if you didn't
want him involved?Copy !req
577. I know.
I'm sorry, don.Copy !req
578. - Fiance?
- It just came out.Copy !req
579. - Did you put the dog out?
- It's cold outside.Copy !req
580. But I locked her
in the laundry room.Copy !req
581. It's not cold in here.Copy !req
582. Sally.Copy !req
583. I was calling daddy.Copy !req
584. Hello?Copy !req
585. I wanted to wish him
a happy Thanksgiving.Copy !req
586. You'll see him tomorrow.Copy !req
587. You want to call him
to complain about
how awful I am?Copy !req
588. Don't expect any sympathy when
he hears my side of the story.Copy !req
589. - Don't!
- Go to bed.Copy !req
590. I'm going to have them take
that phone out of the hallway.Copy !req
591. Mmm.Copy !req
592. Tomorrow when the kids go,Copy !req
593. Why don't we have Carla
take the baby and we'll
drive to a nice dinner?Copy !req
594. Maybe Essex.Copy !req
595. The Griswold inn.Copy !req
596. Okay.Copy !req
597. I'm really full, Betty.Copy !req
598. Daddy!Copy !req
599. - Oooh!
- Dad.Copy !req
600. - How much Turkey did you eat?
- I ate everything.Copy !req
601. hello, daddy.Copy !req
602. Hello.Copy !req
603. - 9:00 tomorrow night.
- Where's the baby?Copy !req
604. I had Carla take him.
You weren't going to.Copy !req
605. - Henry and I have plans.
- I'd like to see him.Copy !req
606. - Hello, don.
- Henry.Copy !req
607. Come on, let's go.Copy !req
608. Garage door.Copy !req
609. - What are you doing?
- You know what I'm doing.Copy !req
610. The button fell off my pajamas.Copy !req
611. I'll sew it on in the morning.Copy !req
612. You know how to sew?Copy !req
613. I can do a button.
I'll show you.Copy !req
614. I'll leave the light on
in the bathroomCopy !req
615. So there won't be
any more problems, okay?Copy !req
616. - Okay.
- Good night, daddy.Copy !req
617. Good night,Copy !req
618. Both of you.Copy !req
619. do you have your key?Copy !req
620. - Hello?
- Maybe they're asleep.Copy !req
621. go upstairs.Copy !req
622. Let go!Copy !req
623. What the hell is the dog
doing in the house?Copy !req
624. You run up to bed.
I'll wait.Copy !req
625. For what?Copy !req
626. Oh.Copy !req
627. It's almost 10:00.Copy !req
628. - I thought you said 10:00.
- She didn't.Copy !req
629. I've waited for you
plenty of times.Copy !req
630. Henry, do you mind?Copy !req
631. - Betty?
- It's okay.Copy !req
632. Does that mean I should stay
or not stay?Copy !req
633. Stay.Copy !req
634. When are you moving out?Copy !req
635. I don't know.Copy !req
636. You were supposed
to be out a month ago.Copy !req
637. We haven't found the right
place for the kids.Copy !req
638. Well, either do as we agreed
or I'm going to need
to collect rent.Copy !req
639. - What?
- Or you could just buy it
from me if you want to.Copy !req
640. I can't believe you.Copy !req
641. Don, it's temporary.Copy !req
642. Believe me, Henry,
everybody thinks this
is temporary.Copy !req
643. Good night.Copy !req
644. He has some nerve.Copy !req
645. I know you don't want
to hear this,Copy !req
646. But he's right.Copy !req
647. Haven't the kids been
through enough change
already?Copy !req
648. I can't just uproot them
with no place to go.Copy !req
649. You're not even looking.Copy !req
650. There's nothing out there,
and he doesn't decide.Copy !req
651. - miss Olson is here
to see you.Copy !req
652. Send her in.Copy !req
653. They sent one for each of us.Copy !req
654. Could have just as easily
fired us.Copy !req
655. But they didn't
because they sold
more hams.Copy !req
656. And now you get
to tell them why,
if you want.Copy !req
657. I think they'll be impressed.Copy !req
658. Well, I'm not.Copy !req
659. I try and stay away from
these kinds of shenanigans.Copy !req
660. But I guess you knew that
or you would have told me.Copy !req
661. It was going great
until it wasn't.Copy !req
662. Thanks for the ham.Copy !req
663. I should have told you.Copy !req
664. Since when do you
have a fiance?Copy !req
665. I don't.Copy !req
666. But you didn't have
to do that that way.Copy !req
667. You brought him with you
because you thought I
wouldn't embarrass you.Copy !req
668. At least I'm thinking ahead.Copy !req
669. Doesn't always work, does it?Copy !req
670. You need to think
a little bit more about
the image of this agency.Copy !req
671. Well, nobody knows
about the ham stunt,Copy !req
672. So our image remains
pretty much where
you left it.Copy !req
673. I won't need you in
the Jantzen presentation.Copy !req
674. - Now you're being spiteful.
- No.Copy !req
675. I just think it would
be better not to have
a girl in the room.Copy !req
676. You know something?Copy !req
677. We are all here because of you.Copy !req
678. All we want to do
is please you.Copy !req
679. Why don't I put them
in the pantry?Copy !req
680. Christmas is around the corner.Copy !req
681. Put them in the basement.Copy !req
682. Did the children
like their gifts?Copy !req
683. They did.Copy !req
684. It's nice the holiday is
memorable in some other way.Copy !req
685. I'm sorry a little girl
spoiled your Thanksgiving.Copy !req
686. Next time I'll tell her
not to get sick.Copy !req
687. I've raised children
in my life, Henry.Copy !req
688. They're terrified of her.Copy !req
689. You don't know
any of the people
you're talking about.Copy !req
690. Well, I know
what you see in her.Copy !req
691. And you could have gotten it
without marrying.Copy !req
692. Why can't you
give her a chance?Copy !req
693. - She loves you.
- She's a silly woman.Copy !req
694. Honestly, Henry,Copy !req
695. I don't know how you can stand
living in that man's dirt.Copy !req
696. You go to the swimming pool,
you go to the beach,Copy !req
697. Take off your robe,
you head into the cabana.Copy !req
698. There's no other way
to slice it, you're
getting undressed.Copy !req
699. Can I put my feet on this?Copy !req
700. - Pretend like
it's your living room.
- Thank you.Copy !req
701. What separates a bathing suit
from underwear?Copy !req
702. The cut and the print
of the clothCopy !req
703. and some sort of
gentlemen's agreement.Copy !req
704. "so well built,Copy !req
705. We can't show you
the second floor."Copy !req
706. I think that's
a little suggestive.Copy !req
707. Good. That's what
I was going for.Copy !req
708. A wink, but it's not a leer.Copy !req
709. We don't want a wink.Copy !req
710. I think I explained
our product is for
modest people.Copy !req
711. Modest people want
to be stimulated too.Copy !req
712. This draws them in in a wayCopy !req
713. That will make your competitors
seem crude and obvious.Copy !req
714. Plus they'll be dying
to see the suit.Copy !req
715. They'll be dying
to see the girl.Copy !req
716. And for all we know
she's not even wearing a top.Copy !req
717. You'll get them into the store.Copy !req
718. Isn't that the point?Copy !req
719. It's not wholesome.Copy !req
720. It's not...
did I tell you we're
a family company?Copy !req
721. I think I know what
you're looking for.Copy !req
722. A couple of women
bouncing a beach ball,Copy !req
723. Little girl in front of them
building a sandcastle.Copy !req
724. Your competitors are
gonna keep killing youCopy !req
725. Because you're too scared
of the skinCopy !req
726. That your two-piece
was designed to show off.Copy !req
727. Well, it's somehow dirtierCopy !req
728. Not seeing anything.Copy !req
729. You need to decide what kind
of company you want to be...Copy !req
730. Comfortable and dead
or risky and possibly rich.Copy !req
731. All I know is
we don't want that.Copy !req
732. Well, gentlemen,
you were wondering what
a creative agency looks like,Copy !req
733. There you have it.Copy !req
734. Hope you enjoyed
looking in the window.Copy !req
735. Give me a minute.Copy !req
736. Where are you going?Copy !req
737. Control yourself.Copy !req
738. Now cool off.Copy !req
739. Hopefully Campbell can talk
them into hearing a few more
ideas in a week or so.Copy !req
740. What?
No.Copy !req
741. That's not the point.Copy !req
742. Out.
Get out.Copy !req
743. - Don.
- Excuse me?Copy !req
744. Get your things and get out
of my office now.Copy !req
745. Come on, let's go.Copy !req
746. Call Bert Cooper's man
at "the wall street journal."Copy !req
747. There's always a name
in every partnershipCopy !req
748. That defines who they are.Copy !req
749. In the case of sterling
Cooper draper PryceCopy !req
750. Would you say
that's Donald draper?Copy !req
751. Yes.Copy !req
752. Really?Copy !req
753. Last year our agency
was being swallowed whole.Copy !req
754. I realized I had two choices.Copy !req
755. I could die of boredomCopy !req
756. Or holster up my guns.Copy !req
757. So I walked into lane Pryce's
office and I said,Copy !req
758. "fire us."Copy !req
759. Two days later
we were operating out
of the Pierre hotel.Copy !req
760. Within a year we had
taken over two floors
of the time-life building.Copy !req