1. Don?
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3. Oh. Now, it may take a
moment to get used to.
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4. I told you, men
don't like change.
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5. Well, it's hard for me to judge
when I can't see a price tag.
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6. A modern Chinoiserie breakfront,
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Japanese-influenced sofa,
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Murano vases,
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9. and a classic Drexel end table.
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10. And what goes here?
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11. Where?
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12. Right where we're standing.
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13. Well, that's your hearth,
darling.
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14. That's the soul of your home.
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15. People gather around a fire
even if there isn't one.
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17. I think it's fine, Betts.
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18. All you do at work all
day is evaluate objects.
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19. I would like the
benefit of your eye.
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20. Move the end table and the
lamp to the other end of the couch.
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21. I think he's right.
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22. Hot as hell already.
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23. Yes, it is.
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24. I watched the sunrise today.
Couldn't sleep.
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25. - How was it?
- Average.
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26. Ogilvy wrote a book.
I got the galleys.
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27. They want a quote or something.
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28. Advertising's already up there
with lawyers as the most reviled.
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29. This is not going to help.
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30. It'll help him.
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31. It's called
Confessions of an Ad Man.
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32. - I like the title.
- Please.
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33. It's a book everybody writes,
only he got it published.
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34. It should be called
1,000 Reasons I'm So Great.
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36. No, Atheneum.
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37. I'll send it over. I
don't want you to buy it.
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38. I don't know
where to put it,
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39. and you know I wouldn't
be able to tell you if...
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40. There you are.
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41. When do you want us
to move the meeting to?
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42. - Mr. Draper?- Move it.
I'm 15 minutes late.
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43. I told you I don't
want them hovering.
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44. If I'm late, send them away
and call them when I get here.
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45. Mr. Draper, Conrad Hilton
is in your office.
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46. Right now?
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47. He just walked right in.
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48. We were waiting and he
blew right past us.
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49. Hold on.
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50. Come back in 20 minutes.
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51. Did you offer him coffee?
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52. I did. He's all set.
You look great.
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53. Twenty minutes.
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an hour if you need it.
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58. Connie. What a great
way to start the day.
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59. 9:30? It's practically lunch.
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60. Well, can I get you something?
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61. I've got a personal matter.
It's not fit for the phone.
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62. What can I do for you?
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63. I don't know what I'm
more disturbed by,
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64. the fact that you
don't have a Bible,
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a single family photo.
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66. I'm easily distracted.
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67. You should have those things.
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68. They'll make you feel
better about what you do.
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70. Maybe I'm late because I was spending
time with my family reading the Bible.
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71. Are you nervous, Don? I'm
finding you hard to talk to.
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72. Well, you caught me by surprise, Connie.
I think you know that.
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73. Now, you're a married man, so
you'll have to use your imagination,
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75. I can't say it's perfect,
and my needs are being met,
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significant needs, Don.
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eye starts to wander?
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trusted advisors, friends, kings,
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82. I want you to handle
the Waldorf-Astoria,
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83. the New York Hilton
and the Statler Hilton.
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84. It's just New York, but my eye
has definitely started to wander.
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85. I think that's a good start.
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86. Retainer, etcetera,
that's for lawyers.
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87. Everything else
will be like this.
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88. Having me in your life
is gonna change things.
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89. I look forward to it.
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90. They always say that.
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- If you say so.
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Don't forget that.
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93. I'll take it from here.
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94. It's not much to start with,
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sharing my dreams with you.
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96. Speak to you soon.
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97. I cannot believe you just had a
baby and you redid your house.
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98. Are you suicidal?
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99. They were not supposed
to be simultaneous,
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100. and the baby wasn't the one
that couldn't keep a schedule.
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101. I'm assuming this meeting
means you're interested
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102. in replacing Francine
as secretary?
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103. - I am.
- Good.
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104. Because we waited for you for
our most pressing business.
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105. The proposed
3-million-gallon water tank
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106. will not only drain the
Pleasantville Road Reservoir,
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107. but also blemish the natural and
financial health of our community.
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108. Well said.
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109. The Junior League needs to takeover
this effort and explain the issues.
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110. Now, first, conservation.
The Silent Spring?
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111. The majestic beauty
of the Hudson River valley.
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112. Second, worthless real estate
on both sides of the river
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113. because some industrial park
on Route 9 needs our water.
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114. We need to go over
the Village Board's head,
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115. appeal to the governor.
The Rockefeller's own half the land here.
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116. Real estate, that's scary.
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117. I may know someone
in the governor's office.
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118. Who?
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119. Um, his name is Henry.
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120. You're gonna have to
do better than that.
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121. Henry Francis.
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122. He's in the paper sometimes,
always right behind Rocky.
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123. What does he do?
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124. I'm not really sure.
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126. I met him at a party
for Don's work.
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127. Oh. Here he is. Oh, my,
it just says "Advisor."
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128. Oh. Yes, I know who he is.
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129. He used to be the Republican
Party chair for Westchester County.
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130. I know him.
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131. Well, call him, then.
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132. I think we have a better
chance if Betty calls.
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133. It's not adorable to pretend
like you're not adorable.
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134. Call him.
He's a big deal.
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135. Miami is where we should
start, let it grow from there.
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136. Ho-Ho wants it everywhere.
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137. He just bought land in Seattle.
It's an indoor city.
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138. As long as he keeps
writing checks.
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139. Look, do you want to kill
this thing in one blow
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140. or do you want to shear
the sheep every year?
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141. Whatever you want, Don.
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142. You made it clear you don't
want to talk about it,
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143. but at least tell us
how you know him.
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144. We ran into each other
at a party.
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145. That'll be all.
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146. I know Roger will be
the face of this thing,
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147. but I wouldn't mind
doing the legwork.
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148. Pete, I think you're supposed
to bring in the account,
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149. and I'm supposed
to beg to be on it.
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150. What happened with
North American Aviation?
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151. It's going well.
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152. My friend Russ, who deals
with McNamara's office
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153. said the orders
are through the roof
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154. for helicopters, carbines and
especially jets for Vietnam.
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155. I think I've convinced North American
they're going to need to spend more
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156. if they want to get out of
NASA and into the Pentagon.
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157. When they do, we can
talk about Hilton.
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158. Understood.
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159. Oh, no. Yes, of course.
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160. He's busy.
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161. It's Wilson 4-8038.
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162. Betty Draper. He can
call me anytime.
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163. It's a civic matter regarding
Ossining. Thank you.
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164. Lunch!
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165. Wash your hands, Bobby.
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166. Draper residence.
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167. Mrs. Draper,
it's Henry Francis.
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168. Yes, of course.
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169. I appreciate you getting
back to me so quickly.
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171. Could you hold just a moment?
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172. I'm going to get
on the extension.
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173. Of course.
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174. I'm going in the study.
Hang up the phone.
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175. Damn it!
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176. What is wrong with you?
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177. You said to hang up the phone.
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178. After I pick up the phone.
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179. Freeze.
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180. Draper residence.
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181. It's Henry again.
We were disconnected.
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182. I'm sorry about that. My son.
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183. I know how that goes.
How are you?
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your baby by now.
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185. Yes, I did. You remembered.
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186. What did you have?
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187. A little boy.
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188. Can you get him
registered by November?
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189. I just realized, everyone who
calls you must want something.
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190. Actually, I've been doing
most of the calling lately.
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191. What can I do for you?
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192. Well, we were hoping
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Road Reservoir.
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195. Who's we?
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196. I'm representing
the Junior League
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197. of Tarry-town.
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198. They want to build a 3-million-gallon
water tank, and it's a very scenic area.
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199. I know the area.
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200. Well, it's practically
the governor's backyard.
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201. That's true, but I
grew up there as well.
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202. Really? Where?
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204. I'm heading upstate
tomorrow afternoon.
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205. Maybe I could stop by
and take a look.
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206. Well, tomorrow is Saturday.
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207. No, of course.
I work every day,
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209. No.
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210. This is very important to me.
I think I could find the time.
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211. Is Swenson's Bakery still there?
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212. It is. And it has
an air conditioner.
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213. I'll buy you a cup of coffee, and then
we can take a hike to the reservoir.
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214. Is 3:00 too late for you?
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215. No, it's perfect.
I'll make it work.
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216. Well, I'll see you then,
Mrs. Draper.
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217. I can save you the trouble.
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218. It's from him
and it's expensive.
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219. I'm going to fire her.
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220. What did you promise him?
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221. Who?
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222. You're thick, do you know that?
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223. That present, it's from Duck.
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224. Hermes. Nice.
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225. I hope yours is
a different color.
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226. "Elegance and success. Duck."
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227. I wonder who wrote that for him.
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228. I don't trust him.
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229. Why?
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230. Because he wants us?
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231. We're very important here.
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232. Who is?
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233. Did he put you on Hilton?
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234. I don't know what
you're talking about.
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235. Stop barging in here and
infecting me with your anxiety.
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236. This is really beautiful.
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237. He sent me a box
of Cuban cigars.
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238. Although I'm starting to think
they're not that hard to come by.
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239. Hilton Hotels? Did we get that?
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240. Do you live in a cave?
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241. Conrad Hilton came
to see Don this morning.
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242. He was right there.
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243. Really? What was he like?
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244. I only got a quick look at him.
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245. He was skinny, like a cowboy.
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246. My mother gave me his book.
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247. He's Catholic.
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248. It's going to be a huge account.
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249. Hmm. Not as big
as Lucky Strike.
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250. But it would be nice to be
playing a little offense for once
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251. instead of hiding from the FTC.
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252. He has a book?
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253. I really like this.
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254. Look, I'm keeping this. Duck
said we're not tied together.
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255. I'll keep my mouth shut and
you do whatever you want.
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256. Do you know why Duck
doesn't work here anymore?
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257. Because Don squeezed him out
when the British took over.
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258. So what? Don didn't like him.
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259. It's the world against Don,
and now it's someone else.
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260. True, but Duck would love
to hit Don where it hurts.
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261. Well, I'm not going anywhere,
and I'm not going to tell Don.
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262. I'm not worried about you.
I'm worried about Duck.
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263. Send it back.
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264. When were you going
to tell us about this?
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265. I thought I'd let it be
an incoming phone call,
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266. and then wait and see
who took credit for it.
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267. This is very exciting.
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268. Despite its modest billings,
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269. London is thrilled with Hilton's
potential for international growth.
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270. Finally.
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271. Huzzah!
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272. If you don't mind my asking,
how did you make this happen?
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273. We travel in the same circles.
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274. Well, I don't know if we
should celebrate yet.
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275. His lawyers called, and there's
a little matter of the contract.
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276. Well, don't be afraid
to push back.
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277. I agreed to the New York hotels,
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278. but everything else
should be under our terms.
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279. I don't think you understand.
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280. This is regarding your contract.
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281. Or lack thereof.
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282. It may seem like
a formality to you,
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it's a necessity
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284. that all the principals
in the firm be secured.
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285. And honestly, I can't blame him.
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286. I'll give him my word.
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287. And he'll take it,
but his lawyers won't.
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288. Obviously, you'll want your
attorney to look it over.
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289. That's Ben Michelson.
It's fairly standard.
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290. Three years, a non-compete
clause, a healthy raise.
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291. That's very generous.
I'll think about it.
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292. I'm confused.
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293. If someone handed me that
contract, I'd be filled with glee.
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294. A three-year guarantee,
a $5,000 signing bonus? I...
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295. I've never seen that before.
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296. Well, we want
to take care of him.
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297. Look, I've gotten to know
Conrad Hilton a little bit.
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298. And I think he'll enjoy
something he can't have,
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299. and you should tell him
that it matters to me.
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300. It matters to him.
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301. Still, I don't think anyone
told him that it matters to me.
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302. Well, this is
the way it has to be.
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303. And not just for Conrad Hilton,
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305. I'd like you to take those papers home
for the weekend and think about that.
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306. I'd be happy to.
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an eccentric, isn't he?
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309. Yes.
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310. Oh, Jesus.
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311. Mrs. Draper.
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312. Mr. Francis.
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313. I'm alone. I hope that's okay.
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314. Oh, well. Actually, my friend
couldn't get away either.
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316. Please. I love
coming back here.
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317. So much changes,
so much doesn't.
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318. Like what? I'm interested.
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319. Can I help you?
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320. Just an iced tea, please.
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321. That's fine for now.
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322. Uh, what was I saying?
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323. You were talking about
coming back here.
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324. Ossining has always been
a real mix of people.
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326. it wasn't my first choice,
but it's grown on me.
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327. I lived in Manhattan
when I was married.
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328. It's okay for work, but I can't sleep
with all those people on top of me.
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329. Like in a skyscraper.
May I have a straw?
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330. So, you have your folder.
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331. I thought I'd just give you the
literature and a copy of the petition.
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332. I don't know that
I'm a great spokesman.
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333. You don't have to tell me how
beautiful the reservoir is.
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334. I used to do jackknives into it.
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335. We drink that water.
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336. I've looked into this for you,
and I'm afraid it's underway.
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337. Oh, no. We're too late.
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338. Maybe if you knew
somebody with some clout.
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339. I don't even know what you do.
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340. I'm a classic strategist, fundraiser,
maybe campaign manager.
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341. I'm waiting on that.
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342. And how do you become that?
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343. Give a lot of money?
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344. No.
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345. No, I'm a lawyer,
but I don't use it much.
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347. I was an anthropology major.
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348. Imagine that.
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349. Where?
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351. Well, you may be saving
your community right now.
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352. I'm hungry. Do you mind?
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353. I don't know.
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355. You can read from your
folder and watch me eat.
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356. I'll have apple pie and...
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357. Ice cream or cheddar cheese?
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358. One of each.
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359. Can we just get one
thing out of the way?
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360. I don't know what I can
do about the water tank.
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361. Oh.
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362. Don't give up so easily.
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363. What this really is,
is a camera obscura.
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364. We call it a sun scope.
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365. And it allows us to look at the
eclipse without injury to our eyes.
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366. We didn't bring a scissor.
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367. I have scissors.
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368. And squares of cardboard that
already have pinholes in them.
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369. And if you really need
some help, ask your dads.
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370. The eclipse is 22 minutes away.
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371. Gentlemen, start your engines.
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372. I could have gone golfing.
I had no idea this is what we'd be in for.
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373. Go ahead. I'll take Ernie home.
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374. You know, Francine taught
school when we were first married.
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375. I used to love seeing her standing
in the middle of those little kids
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376. like a telephone pole. Hey.
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377. There you go.
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378. Sally has a crush on her.
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379. Why can't you stare
into the eclipse?
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380. What's it going to do, really?
I stare at the sun every day.
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381. You stare at the sun every day?
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382. Well, you know, look at it.
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383. You know, I see her sometimes
when I'm out running in the morning.
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384. You run?
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385. Yeah, over by the
high school track.
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386. Do you talk?
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387. No. No, there's
an etiquette to it.
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388. You keep to yourself.
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389. And honestly, that's one of the things
I love about my run, is being alone.
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390. That's hard to
come by, you know?
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391. Listen, I hate
to disappoint you,
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393. Oh. That's too bad.
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in Albany for dinner.
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396. The governor.
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397. "His master's voice"?
It's an old ad.
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398. I know what it is.
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399. What are you doing?
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400. It's the eclipse.
He made a contraption.
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402. Are you okay?
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403. I think so.
I feel a little dizzy.
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404. Take a deep breath.
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405. Is that better?
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406. So you never had time to go
to the reservoir anyway.
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407. I only had an hour,
but I figured...
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408. That's what you need.
A fainting couch.
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409. What's that?
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410. Victorian ladies would get
overwhelmed from corsets and things.
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411. They'd need a place to lie down.
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412. How do you know that?
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413. I used to move furniture.
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414. May I walk you to your car?
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415. I don't know. This is
still a small town.
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416. No, of course.
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417. Mrs. Draper. Betty.
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418. Henry.
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419. So, that's a rain
check for the hike.
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420. I'll contact you as soon
as I know anything.
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422. You don't want to watch it?
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423. Oh, I will once it gets
a little further along.
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heard me before,
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once every 10 years.
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426. You don't want to miss it.
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428. It's good.
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430. I don't think so.
I'll get August off,
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431. then September I'm back at it.
It's all fairly prescribed.
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432. Have you been here in
August? It's a ghost town.
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433. Where are you going?
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434. Oh. We'll be here.
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435. So now I know that.
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436. Most just come right out and
ask if I'm going to be around.
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437. I was just making conversation.
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438. You can change it
if you want to.
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439. You're all the same.
The drinking, the philandering.
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440. They don't know that word.
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441. Do you want me to leave
you alone? Just say so.
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442. It's hard
because this happens a lot.
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443. Nothing is happening.
We're just talking.
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444. Okay.
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445. And where I come from,
schoolteachers, especially, used to say
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446. you shouldn't judge
a book by its cover.
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447. So you're different, huh?
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448. Is that impossible?
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449. You're all wearing
the same shirt.
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450. So how do people live elsewhere?
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451. They don't have as much.
They don't get as bored.
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452. I'm not bored.
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453. Miss Farrell. Miss Farrell.
I can see it. Look!
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454. Let me see it with you.
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455. Show me.
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456. Yes, is he in?
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457. Tell him it's Peggy Olson
regarding Clorox.
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458. Of course.
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459. Hello.
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460. Miss Olson,
what a pleasant surprise.
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461. I haven't changed my mind, and
I'd appreciate you not sending things.
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462. Things you want to keep?
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463. I'm sending it back.
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464. And I hope you take that
as a definitive answer.
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465. I would if you already sent it.
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466. Listen. I've been having meetings
at The Pierre all day, suite 600.
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467. At 4:30, Hermes comes by.
Give it back in person.
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468. Why are you meeting
at The Pierre?
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469. Have you been to Grey?
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470. It's a Penn Station toilet
with Venetian blinds.
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471. I can't do that.
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472. You can and you will,
then I'll leave you alone.
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473. Suite 600 at 4:30,
not the other way around.
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474. Please don't contact me again.
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475. How was your weekend?
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476. Short.
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477. What did Michelson
think of the contract?
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478. He hasn't gotten back to me.
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479. That's because he didn't get it.
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480. I called him.
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481. Are you afraid you're going to have a boss?
You will, the client.
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482. It's not that.
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483. What is the problem?
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484. You think you're more
dangerous without a contract?
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485. You are, and it's
affecting our business.
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486. You're our David Ogilvy,
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487. and if you let all the blokes at Putnam,
Powell & Lowe relax for three years,
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488. maybe we could put
your name out front.
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489. After mine.
And Cooper, probably.
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490. Well, I'll let you
get back to work.
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491. All I need is
a letter of intent.
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492. Ben Michelson can rape us later.
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493. Grunt once for "yes."
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494. The problem is, I don't know
if you don't want to do this here
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495. or you don't want
to do this at all.
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496. Didn't we
give you an office?
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497. I just need a minute.
I need to send Martinson's to the printer.
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498. Come on in.
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499. So, do you know who you're
gonna put on Hilton yet?
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500. No.
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501. Well, I don't know if they
want a woman's point of view,
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502. - but I read his book, and...
- Who told you
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503. we were going to land Hilton?
Because we're not.
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504. And I resent you bringing
work in here under pretense.
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505. - I didn't.
- I didn't need to sign off on this.
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506. I'm sorry if... I was excited.
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507. And I heard there was
an amazing assignment.
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508. And you thought you'd come in here
and ask for it because I never say no.
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509. You say no all the time.
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510. What do I have to do for you?
Peggy, tell me.
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511. You were my secretary,
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512. and now you have an office and a job that
a lot of full-grown men would kill for.
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513. Every time I turn around,
you've got your hand in my pocket.
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514. You want a raise.
You want this account.
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515. Put your nose down and pay
attention to your work,
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516. because there's not one
thing that you've done here
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517. that I couldn't live without.
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518. I'm sorry, Don.
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519. You're good. Get better.
Stop asking for things.
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520. Close the door.
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521. Draper residence.
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522. Betty. Roger Sterling.
How are you?
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523. I'm well, thank you.
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524. Is Don about?
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525. No, he's not home yet.
Shall I leave word?
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526. Actually, Betty, if I could
be frank, it's important.
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527. What's wrong?
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528. Well, it's a little touchy.
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529. I don't want to put you
in a strange position.
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530. What's wrong, Roger?
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531. Well, it's about his contract.
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532. What about it?
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533. Look, I know you have to be
on the same page as him,
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534. and he's your husband. But
it's a lot of money, Betty.
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535. Three years isn't
that long, you know.
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536. I'm sorry. What do you want?
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537. I want you to see what you
can do to get him to sign it.
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538. I know you're
the woman behind the man.
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539. Don is going to do
whatever he's going to do.
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540. And honestly, I find it
terribly disrespectful
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541. that you would go
behind his back.
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542. Easy, Betty, that's not...
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543. I have to go.
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544. You missed Hermes. I was going
to give you 10 more minutes.
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545. You came all this
way, have a drink.
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546. What are you having?
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547. Whatever you're having.
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548. I'm not having anything.
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549. A whiskey.
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550. You are Don's girl, aren't you?
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551. I was raised on whiskey.
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552. Sit down.
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553. A few minutes of adult
conversation, and we both go home.
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554. Grey has Hermes, Macy's,
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555. H.J. Heinz baby food
and Revlon.
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556. You need someone in a skirt.
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557. Everybody does.
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558. Copy chief?
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559. Maybe once they get used to
you, but definitely more money.
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560. Would I get to go
to Paris for Hermes?
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561. They come here,
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562. but you're not going
anywhere where you are.
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563. I can't.
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564. Okay.
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565. Just so you know, that's
what opportunity looks like.
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566. I'm just sorry I won't
be seeing you every day.
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567. What are you doing?
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568. I was just thinking about all the times
I've walked by you and didn't even notice.
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569. Oh.
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570. How is that possible?
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571. What do you want from me?
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572. I want to take you in that
bedroom, lock the door,
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573. take your clothes off with
my teeth, throw you on the bed
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574. and give you a go-around
like you've never had.
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575. Bobby, Sally, turn off
the TV and go upstairs.
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576. What's wrong?
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577. Roger Sterling called.
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578. He pretended to be
calling for you,
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579. and then he started on me
about your contract.
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580. What?
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581. Your contract, Don.
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582. It was very uncomfortable.
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583. What are you doing?
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584. What do you think?
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585. - I'm calling him.
- Don't.
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586. Betts, don't worry about my job.
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587. Why would I? I don't
know anything about it.
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588. They offered you a contract and
you didn't say a damn thing to me.
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589. I had to hear about it from him.
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590. And why the hell
won't you sign it?
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591. It doesn't concern you.
You're taken care of.
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592. Why won't you sign it?
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593. Let me explain something
to you about business,
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594. since, as usual, you're turning
this into something about yourself.
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595. No contract means
I have all the power.
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596. They want me,
but they can't have me.
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597. You're right.
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598. Why would I think that has
anything to do with me?
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599. It's three years, Don.
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600. What's the matter? You don't know
where you're going to be in three years?
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601. Good night.
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602. I love the taste
of liquor on your breath.
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603. Where you headed?
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604. Niagara Falls.
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605. But we'll settle for
the nearest motel.
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606. Hop in.
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607. Thank you.
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608. I'm Doug. This is Sandy.
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609. Nice to meet you.
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610. How far are we?
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611. A couple of miles.
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612. You wanna know why we're
going to Niagara Falls?
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613. We're getting married.
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614. At Niagara Falls. Fancy that.
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615. People keep trying
to talk us out of it.
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616. Why's that?
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617. Well, we don't really
know each other that well.
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618. Well, we knew each other
a little bit in high school,
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619. and we're not really
in love or anything.
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620. I'm sure you have a good reason,
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621. not that it's any
of my business.
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622. Oh, I'm not knocked up.
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623. They're passing a law
that if you're married,
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624. they can't send you to Vietnam.
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625. I don't know
if you've served, mister.
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626. I don't want to offend you.
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627. Again, none of my business.
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628. It's just I'm 1-A. I'm 22.
I can't get into school.
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629. I kind of have a target
on my back, and for what?
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630. I think they're really
gonna start sending people.
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631. I have it on good authority
that you're right.
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632. Good authority?
Are you a spook?
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633. Nope. I'm in advertising.
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634. No way. Now that's priceless.
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635. But you seem okay.
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636. Thank you.
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637. It's a beautiful night.
It smells good.
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638. But everything smells good
when you're high.
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639. That's true.
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640. Listen, Cadillac,
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641. um, we don't have
gas money, but...
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642. Yeah.
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643. They're reds.
You ever had them?
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644. What are they?
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645. Phenobarbital.
They're my dad's.
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646. Give me one. Make it two.
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647. Does he know how to dance?
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648. Who cares?
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649. How old are you?
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650. Nineteen.
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651. How old are you?
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652. Why can't you go to school?
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653. Because it's a waste
of time, man.
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654. You like to watch us dance?
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655. Yeah, you want to watch us?
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656. A hillbilly knocks on the door
of his new neighbor's house.
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657. "Howdy, neighbor," he says.
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658. "In honor of you moving into the
holler, I'm gonna throw a party."
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659. "There's gonna be
a whole lot of drinking,"
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660. "a whole lot of dancing
and a whole lot of screwing."
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661. "Sounds like fun," the neighbor says.
"What can I bring?"
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662. The hillbilly replies, "You
can bring anything you want."
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663. "It's just gonna be
you and me."
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664. What are you laughing at,
Cadillac?
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665. Look at you.
Up to your old tricks.
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666. You're a bum, you know that?
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667. No, I'm not.
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668. Conrad Hilton?
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669. You wouldn't expect him
to be taken so easily.
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670. Shut up.
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671. You can't be tied down.
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672. That's right.
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673. Look at your hands.
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674. They're as soft as a woman's.
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675. What do you do?
What do you make?
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676. You grow bullshit.
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677. I gave him two.
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678. How the hell is he still awake?
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679. Everything okay?
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680. I'm worried that housekeeping
is going to come in.
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681. I put out the sign. I'll
call them when we're done.
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682. I don't know.
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683. Come on. I love the morning.
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684. What were you thinking?
It's awful.
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685. It's an antique.
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686. We discussed this for months,
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687. and we decided antiques
were expected.
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688. Look around! You have
ruined the whole room.
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689. If you want to keep it, please
do not tell people I did this.
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690. Good morning.
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691. Fender bender.
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692. Oh.
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693. I'm going to get coffee.
Do you want some?
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694. No, thank you.
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695. Good morning, Mr. Draper.
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696. Fender bender.
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697. I'm sorry. Mr. Cooper's
waiting for you.
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698. Thank you.
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699. Good morning.
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700. Sit down.
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701. What do you want?
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702. Sacajawea carried a baby on her
back all the way to the Pacific Ocean.
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703. And somewhere, that baby
thinks he discovered America.
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704. You, Don, have been standing
on someone's shoulders.
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705. We brought you in, we
nurtured you like family,
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706. and now's the time
to pay us back.
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707. You can't go any further
on your own, Don.
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708. Would you say I know
something about you, Don?
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709. I would.
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711. After all, when it
comes down to it,
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this contract anyway?
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713. I don't want any more
contact with Roger Sterling.
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