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- Now it may take a moment to get used to.
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4. Well, it's hard for me to judge
when I can't see a price tag.
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11. - And what goes here?
- Where?
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13. Well, that's your hearth, darling.
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even if there isn't one.
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- I think it's fine, betts.
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work is evaluate objects.
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to the other end of the couch.
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- Yes, it is.
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- I couldn't sleep.
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24. - How was it?
- Average.
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28. Advertising's already up there with lawyers
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This is not going to help.
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32. - I like the title.
- Please.
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33. It's a book everybody writes,
only he got it published.
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34. It should be called "1,000
reasons I'm so great."
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35. - Is he publishing it himself?
- No, atheneum.
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36. I'll send it over. I
don't want you to buy it.
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37. I don't know where to put it and you
know I wouldn't be able to tell you.
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38. - There you are.
- When do you want us to move the meeting to?
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39. - Mr. Draper?
- Move it?
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40. I'm 15 minutes late.
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41. I told you I don't want them hovering.
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42. If I'm late, send hem away
and call them when I get here.
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43. Mr. Draper, conrad hilton is in your office.
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44. - Right now?
- He just walked right in.
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45. - We were waiting and he blew right past us.
- Hold on.
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47. - Did you offer him coffee?
- I did. He's all set.
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- 20 minutes.
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- He wants to look busy.
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56. I've got a personal matter
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57. that's not fit for the phone.
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58. - What can I do for you? - I don't
know what I'm more disturbed by-
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59. the fact that you don't have a bible
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61. - I'm easily distracted.
- You should have those things.
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62. They'll make you feel
better about what you do.
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63. Start showing up on time.
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64. Maybe I'm late because I was spending time
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66. Are you nervous, don? I'm
finding you hard to talk to.
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67. Well, you caught me by surprise, connie.
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your imagination, but...
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73. I can't say it's perfect
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- Yes.
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80. kings that might counsel you better?
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81. I want you to handle the waldorf astoria,
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82. the new york hilton and the statler hilton.
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83. It's just new york,
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84. but my eye has definitely started to wander.
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85. I think that's a good start.
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86. Retainer, et cetera
- that's for lawyers.
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87. Everything else will be like this.
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88. Having me in your life
is gonna change things.
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89. - I look forward to it.
- They always say that.
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90. - A happy bunch.
- If you say so.
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energy. Don't forget that.
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92. I'll take it from here.
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93. It's not much to start with,
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sharing my dreams with you.
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95. Speak to you soon.
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96. I cannot believe you just had
a baby and you redid your house.
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97. Are you suicidal?
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98. - They were not supposed to be simultaneous,
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99. and the baby wasn't the one
that couldn't keep a schedule.
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102. - I am.
- Good,
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103. because we waited for you for
our most pressing business.
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104. The proposed 3-
million-gallon water tank
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105. will not only drain the
pleasantville road reservoir,
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106. but also blemish the natural and
financial health of our community.
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107. Well said.
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108. The junior league needs
to take over this effort
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110. Conservation-
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112. the majestic beauty of
the hudson river valley.
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115. because some industrial park
on route 9 needs our water.
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116. We need to go over the village
board's head, appeal to the governor.
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117. The rockefellers own half the land here.
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118. Real estate
- that's scary.
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119. I may know someone in the governor's office.
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120. Who?
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121. Umm, his name is henry.
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122. You're gonna have to do better than that.
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123. Henry francis.
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124. He's in the paper sometimes,
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126. What does he do?
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127. I'm not really sure.
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128. How do you know him?
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129. I met him at a party for don's work.
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130. Oh, here he is. Oh my.
It just says "advisor."
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131. Oh. Yes, I know who he is.
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132. He used to be the republican party chair
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134. I know him.
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135. Well, call him then.
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136. I think we have a better chance
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137. if betty calls.
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138. It's not adorable to pretend
like you're not adorable.
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139. Hmm.
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140. Call him.
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141. He's a big deal.
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142. Miami is where we should
start, let it grow from there.
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143. Ho-ho wants it everywhere.
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144. He just bought land in
seattle. It's an indoor city.
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145. - As long as he keeps writing checks.
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146. Look, do you want to kill
this thing in one blow
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147. or do you want to shear the sheep every year?
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148. Whatever you want, don.
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149. You made it clear you
don't want to talk about it,
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150. but at least tell us how you know him.
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151. We ran into each other at a party.
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152. That'll be all.
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153. I know roger will be the face of this thing,
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155. Pete, I think you're supposed
to bring in the account
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157. What happened with north american aviation?
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158. It's going well,
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159. my friend russ who deals
with mcnamara's office
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160. said the orders are through the roof
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161. for helicopters, carbines and
especially jets for vietnam.
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162. I think I've convinced north american
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163. they're going to need to spend more
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164. if they want to get out of
nasa and into the pentagon.
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165. When they do,
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167. Understood.
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168. Oh. No. Yes, of course.
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169. He's busy.
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170. It's
wilson-4-8-0-3-8.
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171. Betty draper.
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172. He can call me anytime.
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173. It's a civic matter regarding ossining.
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174. Thank you.
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175. Lunch!
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176. Wash your hands, bobby.
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177. Draper residence.
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178. Mrs. Draper, it's henry francis.
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179. Yes, of course.
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180. I appreciate you getting
back to me so quickly.
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182. Could you hold just a moment?
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183. - I'm going to get on the extension.
- Of course.
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185. Damn it!
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186. - What is wrong with you?
- You said to hang up the phone.
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187. After I pick up the phone.
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188. Freeze.
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189. - Draper residence.
- It's henry again.
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190. - We were disconnected.
- I'm sorry about that-
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192. I know how that goes. How are you?
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193. You must have had your baby by now.
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194. Yes, I did. You remembered.
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195. - What did you have?
- A little boy.
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196. Can you get him registered by november?
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197. I just realized everyone who
calls you must want something.
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198. Actually, I've been doing
most of the calling lately.
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199. What can I do for you?
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200. Well, we were hoping you could stop
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201. the destruction of the
pleasantville road reservoir.
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202. - Who's "we"?
- I'm representing the junior league
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203. of tarrytown.
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204. They want to build a
3-million-gallon water tank
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205. - and it's a very scenic area.
- I know the area.
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206. Well, it's practically
the governor's backyard.
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207. That's true, but I grew up there as well.
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208. - Really? Where?
- Mount salem.
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209. I'm heading upstate tomorrow afternoon.
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210. Maybe I could stop by and take a look.
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211. Well, tomorrow is saturday.
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212. Of course. Work every day.
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214. No.
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216. I think I could find the time.
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217. Is swenson's bakery still there?
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218. It is and it has an air conditioner.
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219. I'll buy you a cup of coffee
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220. and then we can take a hike to the reservoir.
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221. - Is 3:00 too late for you?
- No, it's perfect.
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222. - I'll make it work.
- Well, I'll see you then, mrs. Draper.
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223. I can save you the trouble-
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224. it's from him and it's expensive.
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225. I'm going to fire her.
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226. What did you promise him?
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227. - Who?
- You're thick, do you know that?
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228. That present
- it's from duck.
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229. Hermes. Nice.
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230. I hope yours is a different color.
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231. "Elegance and success. Duck."
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232. I wonder who wrote that for him.
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233. - I don't trust him.
- Why?
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234. Because he wants us?
We're very important here.
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235. Who is?
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236. Did he put you on hilton?
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237. I don't know what you're talking about.
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238. Stop barging in here and
infecting me with your anxiety.
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239. This is really beautiful.
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240. He sent me a box of cuban cigars...
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they're not that hard to come by.
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242. Hilton hotels? Did we get that?
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243. Do you live in a cave?
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244. Conrad hilton came to see don this morning.
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245. - He was right there.
- Really?
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246. - What was he like?
- I only got a quick look at him.
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247. He was skinny, like a cowboy.
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248. My mother gave me his book.
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249. He's catholic.
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250. It's going to be a huge account.
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251. Not as big as lucky strike,
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252. but it would be nice to be
planning a little offense for once
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253. instead of hiding from the f.t.c.
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254. - He has a book?
- I really like this.
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255. Look, I'm keeping this.
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256. Duck said we're not tied together.
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257. I'll keep my mouth shut and
you do whatever you want.
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258. Do you know why duck
doesn't work here anymore?
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259. Because don squeezed him out
when the british took over.
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260. So what? Don didn't like him.
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261. It's the world against don
and now it's someone else.
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262. True, but duck would love
to hit don where it hurts.
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263. Well, I'm not going anywhere
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264. and I'm not going to tell don.
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265. I'm not worried about you.
I'm worried about duck.
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267. When were you going to tell us about this?
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268. I thought I'd let it be
an incoming phone call
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270. This is very exciting.
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271. Despite its modest billings,
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273. with hilton's potential
for international growth.
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274. - Finally.
- Huzzah.
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275. If you don't mind my asking,
how did you make this happen?
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276. We travel in the same circles.
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277. Well, I don't know if
we should celebrate yet.
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278. His lawyers called and there's
a little matter of the contract.
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279. Well, don't be afraid to push back.
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280. I agreed to the new york hotels,
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should be under our terms.
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282. I don't think you understand.
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283. This is regarding your contract.
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285. It may seem like a formality to you,
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288. And honestly, I can't blame him.
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291. but his lawyers won't.
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292. Obviously, you'll want
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294. That's ben michelson, hmm?
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295. It's fairly standard-
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296. three years, a non-compete
clause, a healthy raise.
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297. That's very generous.
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298. I'll think about it.
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299. I'm confused.
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300. If someone handed me that
contract, I'd be filled with glee.
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302. a $5,000 signing bonus-
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- I've never seen that before.
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304. Well, we want to take care of him.
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305. Look, I've gotten to know
conrad hilton a little bit
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something he can't have,
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that it matters to me.
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308. It matters to him.
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309. Still, I don't think anyone
told him that it matters to me.
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310. Well, this is the way it has to be
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311. and not just for conrad
hilton, but for sterling cooper.
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312. I'd like you to take those
papers home for the weekend
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of an eccentric, isn't he?
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317. Yes.
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318. Oh.
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319. Oh, Jesus.
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320. - Mrs. Draper.
- Mr. Francis.
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321. I'm alone. I hope that's okay.
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322. Oh well. Actually, my friend
couldn't get away either.
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324. Please. I love coming back here.
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325. So much changes, so much doesn't.
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326. Like what? I'm interested.
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327. - Can I help you?
- Just an ice tea, please.
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329. - What was I saying?
- You were talking about coming back here.
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330. Ossining has always been
a real mix of people.
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331. Well, after living in manhattan,
it wasn't my first choice,
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those people on top of me.
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336. Like in a skyscraper.
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337. May I have a straw?
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338. So you have your folder.
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and a copy of the petition.
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341. I don't know that I'm a great spokesman.
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342. You don't have to tell me how
beautiful the reservoir is.
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343. I used to do jackknives into it.
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344. We drink that water.
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346. and I'm afraid its underway.
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347. Oh no. We're too late.
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348. Maybe if you knew somebody with some clout.
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349. I don't even know what you do.
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351. maybe campaign manager. I'm waiting on that.
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352. And how do you become that?
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354. No. No, I'm a lawyer,
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355. but I don't use it much.
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356. We all have skills we don't use.
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357. I was an anthropology major.
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358. Imagine that.
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359. Where?
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360. Bryn mawr.
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361. Well, you may be saving
your community right now.
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362. I'm hungry. Do you mind?
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363. - I don't know.
- Fine.
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folder and watch me eat.
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367. One of each.
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368. Can we just get one thing out of the way?
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369. I don't know what I can
do about the water tank.
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371. Don't give up so easily.
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372. What this really is is a camera obscura.
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373. We call it a sun scope
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374. and it allows us to look at the eclipse
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375. without injury to our eyes.
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376. - I didn't bring a scissor.
- I have scissors.
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377. And squares of cardboard that
already have pinholes in them.
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378. And if you really need some help,
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380. The eclipse is 22 minutes away.
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381. - Gentlemen, start your engines.
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382. I could have gone golfing.
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383. I had no idea this is what we'd be in for.
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384. Go ahead. I'll take ernie home.
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385. You know, francine taught school
when we were first married.
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386. I used to love seeing her standing
in the middle of those little kids
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387. like a telephone pole.
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388. Hey.
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389. There you go.
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390. Sally has a crush on her.
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391. Why can't you stare into the eclipse?
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392. What's it going to do, really?
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393. I stare at the sun every day.
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394. You stare at the sun every day?
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395. Well, you know, look at it.
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396. You know, I see her sometimes when
I'm out running in the morning.
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397. You run?
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398. Yeah, over by the high school track.
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399. - Do you talk? - no. No,
there's an etiquette to it-
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401. And honestly, that's one of
the things I love about my run-
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403. That's hard to come by, you know?
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but I have to be on my way.
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406. Oh, that's too bad.
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407. I have to be in albany for dinner.
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408. His master's voice
- the governor.
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410. I know what it is.
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411. - What are you doing?
- It's the eclipse.
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go to the reservoir anyway.
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420. I only had an hour, but I figured-
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- What's that?
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427. I used to move furniture.
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428. May I walk you to your car?
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429. I don't know. This is still a small town.
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430. No, of course.
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431. - Mrs. Draper.
- Betty.
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433. So that's a rain check for the hike.
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436. Oh, I will once it gets
a little further along.
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439. You don't want to miss it.
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- It's good.
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442. I don't think so. I'll get august off
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443. then september I'm back at it.
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444. It's all fairly prescribed.
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445. - Have you been here in august?
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446. It's a ghost town.
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447. Where are you going?
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448. Oh, we'll be here.
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449. So now I know that.
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450. Most just come right out and
ask if I'm going to be around.
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451. I was just making conversation.
You can change it if you want to.
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452. You're all the same-
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453. the drinking, the philandering.
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454. They don't know that word.
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455. Do you want me to leave
you alone? Just say so.
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456. It's hard because this happens a lot.
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457. Nothing is happening. We're just talking.
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458. Okay.
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459. And where I come from,
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460. schoolteachers especially used to say
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461. you shouldn't judge a book by its cover.
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462. So you're different, huh?
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463. Is that impossible?
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464. You're all wearing the same shirt.
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465. So how do people live elsewhere?
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466. They don't have as much.
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467. They don't get as bored.
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468. I'm not bored.
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469. Miss farrell! Miss farrell!
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470. I can see it! Look!
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471. Yes, is he in?
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472. Tell him it's peggy olson regarding clorox.
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473. Of course.
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474. Hello.
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475. Miss olson, what a pleasant surprise.
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476. I haven't changed my mind,
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477. and I'd appreciate you not sending things.
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478. Things you want to keep?
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479. I'm sending it back
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480. and I hope you take that
as a definitive answer.
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481. I would if you had already sent it.
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482. Listen. I've been having meetings
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483. at the pierre all day, suite 600.
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484. At 4:30 hermes comes by.
Give it back in person.
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485. Why are you meeting at the pierre?
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486. Have you been to grey?
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487. It's a penn station toilet
with venetian blinds.
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488. - I can't do that.
- You can and you will, then I'll leave you alone.
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489. Suite 600 at 4:30, not the other way around.
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490. Please don't contact me again.
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491. How was your weekend?
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492. Short.
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493. What did michelson think of the contract?
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494. He hasn't gotten back to me.
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495. That's because he didn't get it.
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496. I called him.
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497. Are you afraid you're going to have a boss?
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498. You will
- the client.
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499. - It's not that.
- What is the problem?
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500. You think you're more
dangerous without a contract?
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501. You are, and it's affecting our business.
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502. You're our david ogilvy,
and if you let all the blokes
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503. at putnam, powell & lowe
relax for three years,
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504. maybe we could put your name out front...
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505. after mine...
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506. and cooper probably.
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507. Well, I'll let you get back to work.
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508. All I need is a letter of intent.
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509. Ben michelson can rape us later.
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510. Grunt once for yes.
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511. The problem is
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512. I don't know if you want to do this here
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513. or you don't want to do this at all.
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514. Didn't we give you an office?
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515. I just need a minute.
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516. I need to send martinson's to the printer.
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517. Come on in.
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518. So do you know who you're
gonna put on hilton yet?
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519. No.
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520. Well, I don't know if they
want a woman's point of view.
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521. - But I read his book— who told
you we were going to land hilton?
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522. Because we're not,
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523. and I resent you bringing
work in here under pretense.
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524. - Oh, I didn't— I didn't
need to sign off on this.
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525. I'm sorry if-
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526. I was excited
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527. and I heard there was an amazing assignment.
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528. And you thought you'd
come in here and ask for it
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529. - because I never say no.
- You say "no" all the time.
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530. What do I have to do for you? Peggy, tell me.
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531. You were my secretary
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532. and now you have an office and a job
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533. that a lot of full-grown men would kill for.
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534. Every time I turn around,
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535. you've got your hand in my pocket.
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536. You want a raise. You want this account.
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537. Put your nose down and
pay attention to your work,
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538. because there's not one
thing that you've done here
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539. that I couldn't live without.
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540. I'm
- I'm sorry, don.
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541. You're good.
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542. Get better, stop asking for things.
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543. Close the door.
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544. Draper residence.
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545. Betty. Roger sterling. How are you?
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546. I'm well, thank you.
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547. - Is don about?
- No, he's not home yet. Shall I leave word?
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548. Actually, betty, if I could
be frank, it's important.
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549. - What's wrong?
- Well, it's a little touchy.
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550. I don't want to put you
in a strange position.
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551. What's wrong, roger?
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552. Well, it's about his contract.
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553. What about it?
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554. Look, I know you have to
be on the same page as him-
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555. he's your husband-
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556. but it's a lot of money, betty.
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557. It's a lot of money.
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558. Three years isn't that long, you know.
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559. I'm sorry. What do you want?
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560. I want you to see what you
can do to get him to sign it.
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561. I know you're the woman behind the man.
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562. Don is going to do whatever he's going to do.
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563. And honestly, I find it
terribly disrespectful
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564. - that you would go behind his back.
- Easy, betty,
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565. - that's not-
- I have to go.
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566. You missed hermes.
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567. I was going to give you 10 more minutes.
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568. You came all this way, have a drink.
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569. What are you having?
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570. Whatever you're having.
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571. I'm not having anything.
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572. A whiskey.
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573. You are don's girl, aren't you?
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574. I was raised on whiskey.
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575. Sit down.
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576. A few minutes of adult
conversation and we both go home.
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577. Grey has hermes, macy's,
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578. h.j. Heinz baby food and revlon.
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579. - You need someone in a skirt.
- Everybody does.
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580. - Copy chief?
- Maybe once they get used to you,
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581. but definitely more money.
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582. Would I get to go to paris for hermes?
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583. They come here,
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584. but you're not going anywhere where you are.
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585. - I can't.
- Okay.
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586. Just so you know,
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587. that's what opportunity looks like.
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588. I'm just sorry I won't
be seeing you every day.
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589. What are you doing?
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590. I was just thinking about
all the times I walked by you
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591. and didn't even notice.
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592. Oh.
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593. How is that possible?
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594. What do you want from me?
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595. I want to take you in that bedroom,
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596. lock the door, take your
clothes off with my teeth,
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597. throw you on the bed and give you
a go-around like you've never had.
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598. Bobby, sally, turn off
the tv and go upstairs.
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599. What's wrong?
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600. Roger sterling called.
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601. He pretended to be calling for you
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602. and then he started on
me about your contract.
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603. - What?
- Your contract, don.
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604. It was very uncomfortable.
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605. - What are you doing?
- What do you think?
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606. - I'm calling him.
- Don't.
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607. Betts, don't worry about my job.
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608. Why would I? I don't know anything about it.
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609. They offered you a contract and
you didn't say a damn thing to me.
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610. I had to hear about it from him.
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611. And why the hell won't you sign it?
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612. It doesn't concern you.
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613. You're taken care of.
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614. Why won't you sign it?
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615. Let me explain something
to you about business,
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616. since as usual you're turning
this into something about yourself.
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617. No contract means I have all the power.
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618. They want me, but they can't have me.
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619. You're right.
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620. Why would I think that
has anything to do with me?
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621. It's three years, don.
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622. What's the matter? You don't know
where you're going to be in three years?
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623. Good night.
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624. I love the taste of liquor on your breath.
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625. - Where you headed?
- Niagara falls.
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626. But we'll settle for the nearest motel.
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627. Hop in.
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628. Thank you.
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629. I'm doug. This is sandy.
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630. Nice to meet you.
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631. - How far are we?
- A couple of miles.
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632. You wanna know why we're
going to niagara falls?
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633. We're getting married.
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634. At niagara falls. Fancy that.
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635. People keep trying to talk us out of it.
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636. Why's that?
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637. Well, we don't really
know each other that well.
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638. Well, we knew each other
a little bit in high school
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639. and we're not really in love or anything.
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640. I'm sure you have a good reason,
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641. not that it's any of my business.
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642. Oh, I'm not knocked up.
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643. They're passing a law that if you're married,
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644. they can't send you to vietnam.
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645. I don't know if you've served, mister.
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646. I don't want to offend you.
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647. Again, none of my business.
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648. It's just I'm 1a, 22.
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649. I can't get into school.
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650. I kind of have a target
on my back, and for what?
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651. I think they're really
gonna start sending people.
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652. I have it on good
authority that you're right.
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653. Good authority?
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654. Are you a spook?
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655. Nope. I'm in advertising.
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656. Noay.
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657. Now that's priceless.
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658. But you seem okay.
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659. Thank you.
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660. It's a beautiful night.
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661. It smells good...
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662. but everything smells good when you're high.
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663. That's true.
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664. Listen, cadillac,
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665. we don't have gas money, but...
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666. they're reds. You ever have them?
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667. What are they?
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668. Phenobarbital. They're my dad's.
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669. Give me one.
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670. Make it two.
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671. - Ah.
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672. Does he know how to dance?
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673. Who cares?
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674. How old are you?
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675. - 19.
- How old are you?
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676. - Why can't you go to school?
- Because it's a waste of time, man.
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677. You like to watch us dance?
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678. Yeah, you want to watch us?
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679. A hillbilly knocks on the door
of his new neighbor's house.
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680. "Howdy, neighbor," he says.
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681. "In honor of you moving into the holler,
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682. I'm gonna throw a party.
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683. There's gonna be a whole lot of drinking,
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684. a whole lot of dancing and
a whole lot of screwing."
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685. "Sounds like fun," the neighbor says.
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686. "What can I bring?" The hillbilly replies,
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687. "you can bring anything you want-
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688. it's just gonna be you and me."
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689. - What are you laughing at, cadillac?
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690. Look at you.
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691. Up to your old tricks.
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692. You're a bum. You know that?
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693. No, I'm not.
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694. Conrad Hilton?
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695. You wouldn't expect him
to be taken so easily.
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696. Shut up.
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697. You can't be tied down.
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698. - That's right.
- Look at your hands.
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699. They're as soft as a woman's.
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700. What do you do? What do you make?
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701. You grow bullshit.
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702. - I gave him two.
- How the hell is he still awake?
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703. Everything okay?
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704. I'm worried that housekeeping
is going to come in.
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705. I put out the sign.
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706. I'll call them when we're done.
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707. I don't know.
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708. Come on. I love the morning.
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709. What were you thinking?
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710. - It's awful.
- It's an antique.
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711. We discussed this for months
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712. and we decided antiques were expected.
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713. Look around! You have ruined the whole room.
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714. If you want to keep it,
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716. - Morning.
- Fender bender.
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717. Oh. I'm going to get
coffee. Do you want some?
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718. No, thank you.
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719. Good morning, mr. Draper.
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720. - Fender bender.
- I'm sorry.
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721. Mr. Cooper's waiting for you.
- Thank you.
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722. Good morning.
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723. Sit down.
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724. What do you want?
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725. Sacajawea carried a baby on her back
all the way to the pacific ocean,
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726. and somewhere that baby
thinks he discovered america.
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727. You, don, have been standing
on someone's shoulders.
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728. We brought you in, we
nurtured you like family
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729. and now's the time to pay us back.
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730. You can't go any further on your own, don.
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731. Would you say I know
something about you, don?
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732. I would.
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734. After all, when it comes down to it,
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735. who is really signing this contract anyway?
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736. I don't want anymore
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