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nothing about the holy father.
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little bit of attention?
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cane on the seats destroys them.
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- Did you see patxi?
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- What else you got?
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- Women's magazines.
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- Tuesday night is ladies' night.
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88. - Don't get up.
- Horace, this is don draper.
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produce an adventure program,
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three networks and it has to be in color.
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ladies' magazines in color
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106. Only, humps, you never got one.
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110. That was fun.
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campbell a case of something.
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trouble sleeping tonight?
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more defenseless than he.
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magnate, not a client.
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bert cooper in a million ways,
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like what just happened in there.
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born with a lot of money.
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126. He has a dream and it's our
job to make it come true.
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142. - That's the idea.
- Fine.
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143. Jesus. Smoke your cigarette.
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144. Funerals are a dishonest business.
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145. People don't want to think about
it— that's how they get you.
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transparent or something
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148. According to the lawyers. You run the show.
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177. - Has anybody been outside? Do I need a coat?
- I'd take it.
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average work. Replace him.
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181. There's no time and there's no talent.
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do if you had to fire him?
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- Are you serious?
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- Of course I do.
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188. I could go on, but I don't
think I should have to.
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189. - Alison?
- Keen's chophouse.
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197. - You know about honest abe?
- He learned to read by candlelight.
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it's prussian.
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You had to respect that.
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- Maybe,
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- Gene.
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- Gene, don't.
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220. - Come on.
- Bobby, give it back.
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222. - Can't I have it?
- There was a person in that helmet.
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223. - An enemy.
- Bobby, it's a dead man's hat.
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- Keep it on.
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228. Looks like a lot more than 20% off.
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few months—
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243. - That's not true.
- It is true.
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anymore. It's all about photography.
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254. And yes, I've been nervous.
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255. And now I have this opportunity
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256. To do something that
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259. And come home a conquering hero.
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- Just—
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the entire shot is ruined.
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seen the movies—
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268. - Action. - It's one
shot— the whole thing.
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272. - And her voice is very girlish.
- Oh, yes.
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273. - Yes, I remember that.
- She's offering us this can of patio
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but you can't see it.
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- No no.
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patio is low in calories.
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Center. - Of course.
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brought it to my attention
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approached us for work.
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I assumed he was gambling,
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its financial potential.
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313. And there's no reason to doubt that.
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if you're left-handed.
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316. There's no wall on that side.
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317. Well, then that's done
with. We needn't be involved.
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the way the marketplace works.
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got the money to back it up,
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323. Because I'm childless, but they're not.
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enough to strike gold,
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there when you were swinging the pick.
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of person we were making.
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- Very good.
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353. Well, it's nice to speak with you, elaine.
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360. But I am around animal skins
and carcasses most of the day,
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364. I don't know if the west
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- Two bedrooms is good.
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ice cream before dinner.
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gonna be fat like she was?
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drive her to town to run errands
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home. That put a stop to it.
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- She gave me a ukulele.
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grandma more than your mother.
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400. I knew you were gonna do that.
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but it smells like oranges.
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- I don't drink a lot of beer.
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409. That's a lot on his frame.
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a tremendous endorsement.
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they were criminals together.
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with a better job than his father.
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425. Renting ships for troop
transport during the war.
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426. He didn't care about the germans.
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dying to do business with me,
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- No, let him— let him talk.
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money— that's the future.
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446. We will take all of your
money, I promise you,
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447. But I think you should reevaluate
this particular obsession.
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448. You can do better.
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449. That's a sales technique, isn't it?
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450. You zig away from me
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451. And I zag back into your arms.
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452. You know, I've got the
galleys of this book by ogilvy.
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454. Then why aren't you
eating dinner with ogilvy?
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455. 'cause campbell talked me out of it.
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457. If jai alai fails,
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458. It's your fault.
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459. I'm sorry, but that's the way it is.
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460. Don't apologize. Everybody
thinks that. Nobody says it.
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461. Are you removing that or moving it?
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462. Did everybody in manhattan decide
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463. No. Actually, I think the right girl
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464. Could have a very good effect on you.
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466. It's perfect. I proofed it thoroughly.
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467. "clean, responsible, considerate.
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468. I have some nice furniture
and a small television."
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469. It reads like the stage
directions from an ibsen play.
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470. So what then? You'll give me some ideas,
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471. I'll use them and you'll all
have an even bigger laugh?
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472. No, I thought I'd tell
you how to get a roommate.
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473. This is not the way.
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474. Fine.
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475. Please, joan, tell me how to do it.
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476. For one thing, why "margaret"?
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477. It's my name and it's more adult.
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478. But this is about two
young girls in manhattan.
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479. This is about an adventure.
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480. Am I wrong?
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481. If this were me, I would say something like
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482. "fun-loving girl, responsible sometimes.
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483. Likes to laugh. Lives to love.
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485. And general gallivanting.
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486. No dull moments or dull men tolerated."
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487. Or something like that.
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488. Well, thank you. That's very helpful.
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489. Don't put it up there.
Everyone here knows you.
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490. Branch out.
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491. Good night, peggy.
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492. Don. There you are.
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493. I was just on my way over to lane.
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494. I've got signatures.
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495. Horace Cooke jr. is all
dressed and ready for the oven.
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496. In light of all of the trepidation,
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497. Perhaps you should deliver
this to lane yourself.
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498. - Are you following me?
- I spent two years at dartmouth
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499. Hiding him from shylocks.
Let me enjoy my payday.
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500. Mr. Hooker, has lane
stopped by the clubhouse?
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501. I'll go and get him.
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502. That's called a cesta. It's
made of reeds from the pyrenees.
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503. The ball is called a pelota.
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504. They just sent all this over.
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505. So did horace have anymore ideas?
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506. For one thing, he wants
us to call it the n.J.A.A.
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507. National jai alai association?
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508. He has no idea how confused
america's gonna be about that j.
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509. Look at this camaraderie.
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510. Perhaps we've discovered
america's pastime after all.
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511. Full steam ahead.
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512. - Bravo, boys.
- How about "Patxi: The motion picture"?
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513. God, I wish I was a part of this.
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514. I've informed the home office.
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515. There was a flutter of adding machines.
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516. Well, you heard him, boys.
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517. Don't stop until you see
the whites of his pockets.
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518. Cosgrove.
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519. - Oh!
- Oh! Good god.
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520. Bill it to the kid.
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521. - What the hell is that?
- It's an english muffin.
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522. The hell it is. Put it
away. You can eat at school.
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524. I already ate
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525. Well, don't keep me waiting this afternoon.
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526. I want you dressed and ready
for ballet at 3:00 on the button.
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527. I want you dressed and ready for ballet
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528. I want you dressed
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529. - No dawdling.
- Okay.
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530. - No dawdling.
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532. - Peaches, please.
- Peaches give me a rash.
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534. Are you Peggy?
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535. They just sent me back from
reception. I'm Karen Erickson.
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536. Yes, I am. How nice to finally meet you.
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537. Oh, you have your own office.
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538. Wowee. At the travel agency it takes years.
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539. Martha Winston's the only girl
and she's married to the boss.
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540. Well, it's different up here.
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541. Everyone on the first floor
loved your humorous ad.
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542. You seem like someone I
could really be friends with,
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543. Not like the last girl.
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544. Well, I'm fun
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545. And I love to have... Fun.
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547. I think you should only close
your door for one reason.
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550. I just don't get along
with women like I do men,
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551. But she left to get married, so I
must be some kind of good-luck charm.
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552. - Do you have a steady?
- No, I'm still playing the field.
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interesting men out there—
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555. One of them is I don't like sailors.
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556. No sailors. I agree.
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557. So, Peggy Olson, I have to ask:
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558. Are you swedish? Because I am.
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559. Norwegian.
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560. Well, we won't tell my parents.
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561. I'll make appointments and come by at 5:00.
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562. Or do you want your girl to do it?
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563. I finish up around 6:00.
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564. - Well, then tomorrow?
- Most days.
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565. Can we look on Saturday?
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566. - Oh, but not this Saturday.
- Do you work on Saturday?
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567. Not every Saturday. And
Saturday nights never.
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568. I'm out in the city, ready for fun.
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569. Well, okay. I'll call you, roomie.
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570. oh, I got you a sandwich.
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571. Oh. I'm gonna walk around the park.
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572. Well, have fun, roomie.
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574. - Where's grandpa gene?
- It must've slipped his mind.
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- Probably at home.
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577. I can't even tell you how thorough sal was.
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this is—
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what I thought it was gonna be.
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581. I'm glad I'm not alone.
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582. Look, I don't think there's any ambiguity
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583. About this
being exactly—
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584. And I mean exactly—
what you asked for.
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585. I know, but there's
something not right about it.
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586. What?
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587. I, uh, can't put my finger on it.
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588. I wish I could but I can't.
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589. It's an exact copy—
frame for frame.
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590. I'll tell you what: Why don't we send
a dupe back to the office with you?
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591. Uh, no. I'm sorry.
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592. I wish I could explain it,
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593. But it's just not right.
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596. But it is a failure.
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597. That is magnanimous.
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598. - I'm sorry about that.
- Maybe next time.
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599. It's true. It's not right.
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600. It doesn't make any sense. It looks right.
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602. Something's not right. What is it?
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604. Mommy, there's a policeman! Hurry!
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605. Yes, may I help you?
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606. Are you related to eugene hofstadt?
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607. Yes, I am. What is it?
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608. We regret to inform you that he passed away.
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609. - Oh god.
- No!
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610. I'm fine.
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611. - What happened?
- He collapsed in line at the a&p.
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612. I'm so sorry, ma'am.
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615. Well, we need to know what
you'd like to do with his body.
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616. Yes, of course.
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617. Mr. Romano's here to see you.
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618. Send him in.
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620. It must be horrible having
a client insist on something
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mind once they've seen it.
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622. I hope it never happens to me.
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623. I was the director and I let you down.
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624. - I'm in a meeting.
- I have mrs. Draper on the line.
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625. - It's urgent.
- I can go.
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627. I'm sorry, betts.
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628. I'm— I'm
very sorry.
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630. Just stay put. I'll be right there.
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631. - I have to go.
- Is everything okay?
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632. There's nothing you can do.
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633. Don't ruin the only good
thing to come of this.
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634. You are now a commercial director.
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635. How do I know you're not just
saying that to make me feel better?
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636. You'll know when I hire you again.
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637. Alison, I'm going for the day.
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640. Oh my goodness.
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641. Oh, it's beautiful.
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642. Oh, is that all the noise that this was?
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643. Why didn't you wait for gerry to help?
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644. Because he's playing cards
and peggy gets up early.
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645. - Say thank you, ma.
- Oh, thank you, sweetheart.
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647. I am.
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648. What's the matter, peaches?
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649. Sit down, ma.
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650. What's this about?
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651. Don't, anita. Stay.
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very long and—
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654. Oh, it doesn't mean nothing if
you want to stay here with us.
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655. Your father and I lived with
grandma and grandpa for years.
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656. Your sister was born there.
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660. It really does.
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661. Yeah, I guess I'm the kind of mother
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new tv than a daughter.
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663. I got you a new tv because you needed one.
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664. You got me a new tv 'cause
you think I was born yesterday.
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665. You belong in the city.
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666. Do you see this, anita?
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667. This is what they do. Family is cheap.
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668. Well, take it back, okay?
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669. Because it's just gonna remind
me of how stupid you think I am.
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670. Ma! You knew she'd have
to move there eventually.
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671. Someday both of youse is gonna feel this,
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672. This— this broken
heart I'm carrying.
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673. You'll get raped, you know that?
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674. It's just as dangerous as here,
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675. And I'm going to have a roommate.
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676. She's a nice girl. Her
name is Karen Erickson.
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677. She's Norwegian.
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678. There's a man, isn't there?
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680. Why would I ever believe anything you say?
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681. Stop it, ma. You're being cruel.
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682. Good night, ma.
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683. That wasn't so bad.
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684. Really?
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685. She's been through a lot of change lately.
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686. The holy father dying—
that was very hard on her.
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687. It has become one country because all
of us and all the people who came here
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689. You cannot say to 10% of the population
that you cannot have that right.
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692. What does that mean?
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695. Well, he's with ruth now.
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696. I hope so.
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that's gonna be a problem.
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701. Betts, don't eat that.
It was in his car all day.
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703. - Why are you laughing?
- Sally sweetheart—
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- I heard you.
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705. I heard you laughing.
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like nothing's happening?
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707. Like he's not gone?
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708. He was here, now he's not here.
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709. He's gone forever and nobody even knows that.
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710. Stop it. You're being hysterical.
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711. - Calm down.
- He's dead!
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718. That his troops leave their
vehicles for a head count.
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the convoy to pass. Robert.
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horrified crowds gathered
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mostly-catholic government
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average rose nearly two points.
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