1. Is there more? I love her.
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2. I saw Susan Watson do it on Broadway,
and she was great,
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3. - but she didn't have that.
- Well, it's not going to be her,
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4. but they want that scene
"frame for frame," as they say.
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5. So, something about how desperate she is
for a Pepsi?
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6. It's for Pepsi, but it's not for Pepsi.
It's called Patio,
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7. and it's a dieter's kind of Pepsi
to help women reduce.
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8. It's Pepsi's diet-right cola,
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9. and there's claims that their lawyers
went over calories, etcetera.
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10. If we do it right, we land Patio.
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11. And if we land Patio,
I'll be at lunch with Pepsi.
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12. - I think Pete Campbell just broke a sweat.
- I'm coming to casting.
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13. - We're going right to casting?
- You don't have to if you don't want to.
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14. I understand why you like this,
but it's not for you.
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15. - I'm the one who'd be buying Patio.
- You're not fat anymore.
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16. Thank you.
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17. Let's assume we can't talk them out
of the name,
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18. and let's assume we can get a girl
who can match Ann-Margret's ability
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19. - to be 25 and act 14.
- Is that what she's doing?
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20. Is it just a knockoff?
Are we allowed to make fun of it, at least?
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21. - She's fun and sexy. Don't be a prude.
- Would you say that to me?
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22. - It's sexy, and it's what they want.
- Clients don't always know what's best.
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23. When we land them,
you can start talking to them that way.
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24. Pick it up.
Bobby, back away from the stove.
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25. We're out of Melba Toast.
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26. Jesus, Betts, have some oatmeal.
That baby's gonna weigh a pound.
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27. Carla must have had some,
because I would have thrown the box away.
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28. Are we gonna collect the whole set?
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29. I thought you didn't mind her
doing the legwork.
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30. You didn't need a decorator last time. I'd
like to feel like I'm paying for something.
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31. - These are $3 apiece, you know.
- And I can't really judge by a picture.
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32. I'm late.
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33. We should really spend a day in Tarrytown.
It'd be so easy.
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34. - No.
- Those stores smell bad.
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35. We are going to Tarrytown.
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36. And you're gonna stare
at some antique chair for so long
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37. the buttons are gonna seem interesting,
and then we'll go to Carvel.
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38. See you tonight.
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39. What are you doing?
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40. I hope you received the package
showing our campaign
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41. to ease the way
for the Ravenswood nuclear power facility.
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42. Kinsey was responsible for that.
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43. Almost a year,
and nary a peep of opposition.
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44. It was very impressive.
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45. I've told Paul that you're facing
an onslaught of negative public opinion
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46. in your attempt to demolish
the Pennsylvania Railroad Station this year
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47. and replace it
with the new Madison Square Garden.
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48. We should have torn the damn thing down
during the newspaper strike.
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49. No one would have noticed.
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50. Now, let's take a look at the landscape,
as it were.
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51. "How to kill a city.
Architects' inhumanity to architects
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52. "surpasses understanding.
The new design is also ambitious,
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53. "pedestrian and dull."
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54. Ada Louise Huxtable
is as green as that folder.
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55. People know that she's an angry woman
with a big mouth.
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56. Who writes for The New York Times.
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57. I don't care if she wrote
for the Ten Commandments.
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58. She's trying to sell papers doing what
they always do. Making people miserable.
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59. My great-great-grandfather, Silus Dikeman,
would have turned his boat around
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60. if he had known that this city
would one day be filled with crybabies.
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61. So what's your best weapon
against lunatics?
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62. Fifteen stories, vaulted ceilings,
pink Milford granite columns.
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63. I don't think it's crazy to be attached
to a beaux-arts masterpiece
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64. through which Teddy Roosevelt
came and went.
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65. I've met the opposition. I know crazy.
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66. Do you know where
the greatest Roman ruins are?
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67. They're in Greece, Spain,
because the Romans tore theirs all down.
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68. They took apart the Colosseum
to build their outhouses.
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69. This is the Colosseum.
Have you seen the plans?
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70. In The New York Times.
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71. - Do you have a problem, buddy?
- He's looking for an angle.
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72. You know those snide ad men
you see in the movies?
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73. Right here.
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74. Well, I've got a mailbox full of
death threats from beatniks like him
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75. who'd rather live in a teepee.
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76. This is the greatest city in the world.
If you don't like it, leave.
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77. Well, we'll let you know.
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78. You have no problems
with an atom plant on the East River,
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79. - but this bothers you?
- It's Penn Station. This city has no memory.
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80. Out with the old, in with the new.
Who says that's a good idea?
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81. I'm going to have to
talk to Don about this.
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82. Don't do that.
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83. Look, now they'll trust me more
when I help them.
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84. Do you ever listen to yourself?
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85. I hate you, you know that.
Other than Wilma Flintstone,
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86. I haven't seen anyone carry so well.
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87. It's smoke and mirrors.
I've busted plenty of seams.
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88. Well, it makes me optimistic.
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89. Greg has made it perfectly clear
that come July 1
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90. and he's chief resident,
I'd better watch out.
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91. - Hello, Mrs. Draper.
- Can you get Mrs. Draper a glass of water?
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92. Why don't you tell me first
how long I'm going to be here?
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93. What's so urgent?
London Bridge falling down?
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94. In a manner of speaking.
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95. - I appreciate you stopping by.
- Didn't you just call us into your office?
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96. Well, yes.
I thought it best if I told you in person.
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97. I just heard from London.
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98. We've been sacked
by Campbell Soup, Great Britain.
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99. I don't want to have to walk down here
every time we lose an account.
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100. This is an advertising agency.
I'll wear out the carpet.
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101. It's not so much the account we lost
as the account we failed to gain.
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102. - So now BBDO has all of Campbell's Soup?
- Why didn't we have a meeting with them?
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103. Perhaps I should drag Burt Peterson in
and fire him again?
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104. - Obviously Don would've loved a shot.
- How did this slip through the cracks?
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105. I don't usually set
meetings, I attend them.
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106. Well, if this is where we wanted to end up,
we all did everything perfectly.
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107. You ever get three sheets to the wind
and try that thing on?
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108. Mrs. Pryce is here.
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109. Nothing to fret about, as long
as there's new business. Five minutes?
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110. - It's definitely side to side.
- Is that a boy or a girl?
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111. I'll call my mother.
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112. Look. Princess Grace
just swallowed a basketball.
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113. - How are you, Roger?
- It's not hard to adjust to happiness.
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114. Shall we?
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115. Good night, Mrs. Harris.
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116. I'm in a foul mood.
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117. Château Lafite Rothschild, '49.
I'm very impressed that you have this.
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118. Not bad at that.
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119. - Where are you living?
- We have a furnished flat in Sutton Place.
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120. Three bedrooms,
spectacular view of the river.
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121. And we're near the UN,
so there's plenty of Africans.
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122. Like the Bordeaux grape,
may we all get better with time.
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123. This is delicious.
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124. Rebecca was curious
if you knew anything about schools.
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125. In the city, I'm a little out of touch.
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126. How long have you been together?
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127. - Ten years.
- Nine years.
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128. Fifteen for us.
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129. - Do you miss London?
- God, yes.
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130. But what we lost in London
we gained in insects.
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131. J. Walter Thompson
is opening an office in Caracas.
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132. I don't know if the ladies
want to talk about that.
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133. No, of course not.
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134. The coquilles. Brilliant.
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135. Look, I didn't want to be there
any more than you did.
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136. It was just the cherry on top of my sundae.
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137. What?
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138. Tell me now,
and not three seconds after I've dozed off.
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139. I've been trying to get my father
on the phone.
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140. Of course I called William and, again,
something's wrong.
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141. Another stroke?
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142. - Gloria left him.
- Can you blame her?
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143. Yes, I can blame her.
She came into his life,
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144. he suddenly takes ill
and she abandons him.
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145. Maybe she realized he's a son of a bitch.
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146. Don, I'm worried about him.
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147. He doesn't sound right,
and I can't take a car trip now.
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148. I think William and Judy
should bring him up this weekend.
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149. - Great, more antiques.
- It's spring break. It'll be nice for the kids.
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150. - Those girls are a nightmare.
- They'll leave by Saturday at the latest.
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151. Why did you even bother asking me?
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152. She's really kicking.
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153. - Mr. Sterling, your family is here.
- Send them in.
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154. If it isn't fall bride.
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155. - Where's Brooks?
- He'll be along.
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156. - Would anyone like anything? Coffee or...
- It's 10:30.
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157. Sherry, if you have it.
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158. I told Brooks to come late.
I don't want him to be embarrassed.
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159. By what? That I'm paying for everything?
You just tell him that's the way it's done.
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160. No, Roger, it's about Jane.
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161. What about her?
It was her idea to take you to Dior.
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162. Why haven't you returned her calls?
You're hurting her feelings.
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163. I know what you think.
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164. You think it's so uncomfortable
that I won't even bring it up.
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165. Well, you're being very dramatic for
a girl who didn't want a wedding at all.
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166. Do you want me to say it?
Do I have to say it?
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167. Say what, exactly?
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168. I've suggested to Margaret a compromise.
You and June host your own table,
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169. - and I'll be at the Hargroves'.
- So, you get the in-laws and I get Siberia?
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170. Are you worried about an odd number?
Because I'll get your mother a date.
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171. - I have a date.
- Who?
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172. - Bruce Pike.
- What does that old saddlebag want?
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173. I didn't want to go to her wedding,
but I did.
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174. - The least she can do is not come to mine.
- Not come?
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175. - That's why I suggested a compromise.
- You're not even giving Jane a chance.
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176. Seeing her on my wedding day
is gonna ruin it.
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177. She's young enough to be my sister.
How does it look?
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178. - Sweetheart.
- Brooks! Thank God.
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179. Mom.
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180. - How are you, sir?
- Not great, Brooks. Not great.
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181. Can I get you something?
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182. - No.
- That's okay. I'll have yours.
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183. - Roger.
- We're not married anymore, you know.
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184. I like the silver and the bells.
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185. Go with the bells. November 23rd.
I'll tell Jane.
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186. Mr. Pryce is here to see you.
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187. Send him in.
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188. Your wife is charming.
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189. - She lifted Rebecca's spirits inestimably.
- I'm glad to hear it. They really hit it off.
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190. I hate to send you into the lion's den,
but I think it best you take the gentleman
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191. from Madison Square Garden
to a nice lunch today.
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192. Peter and Paul rubbed him
very much the wrong way.
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193. - I told you before, Roger's the lion tamer.
- Roger will join as well.
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194. It will help if you tell me
who these people are.
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195. All I could secure was Edgar Raffit,
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196. vice president of Madison Square Garden,
and he's irate.
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197. What does he want?
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198. A Cyrano de Bergerac
to make New York fall in love with him.
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199. - Today?
- Do you have plans?
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200. Have Campbell send over the folder.
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201. They're wild Indians.
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202. They've been cooped up since Woodbridge.
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203. I fixed some lunch.
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204. - Cold roast chicken, or I have cold cuts.
- We went to Pat's Steaks.
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205. I got you a half.
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206. - Have you all already eaten?
- No, we waited.
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207. - I even got Gloria a chicken parmesan.
- Well, great. We'll mail it to her.
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208. She's in Boca Raton.
She's not coming back.
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209. He understands completely.
He's just playing it up.
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210. - How was the drive, Daddy?
- In the Lincoln?
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211. You should take your Coumadin
with your sandwich.
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212. So I said to them, "It's so crowded
in here, I feel like I'm on the subway."
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213. I've never seen anyone
like you on the train.
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214. Well, my husband won't let me.
It's a figure of speech.
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215. Have a seat, and I'll let
Mr. Pryce know that you're here.
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216. Sorry about that. I got tied up.
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217. What else do you have to do today?
What else do you have to do all week?
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218. I barely made it here.
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219. Ginger presses the buzzer,
says, "Your family's here."
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220. Sounded silly. Gibson, up.
That's gonna help.
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221. To my knees, Don.
They're bringing me to my knees.
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222. - Sorry to hear that.
- I made my bed, I should lie in it, right?
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223. Your words, not mine.
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224. Like it's not hard enough
losing my little girl to that kid.
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225. I've got her mother
pouring poison in her ear.
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226. There's a land grab going on.
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227. I blame Mona.
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228. All of a sudden,
I could give two craps about that wedding.
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229. - All I want to do is win.
- Gentlemen.
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230. - A pleasure to meet you. Roger Sterling.
- Edgar Raffit.
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231. - Our creative director Don Draper.
- Edgar.
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232. Have a seat, please.
Let's get you fixed up.
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233. I only have a minute.
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234. Edgar, please.
Eat our sweetmeats, drink our wine.
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235. I understand one of our copywriters
took a Yetta Wallenda-sized misstep.
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236. The girl, the tightrope walker.
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237. They got her off the sidewalk
with a hose last week.
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238. The point is,
we completely understand your problem.
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239. - All we want to know is how we can help.
- You're supposed to tell me.
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240. Well, I've done all I can. Don?
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241. In the interest of time,
you want to demolish Penn Station
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242. - and New York hates it.
- Not all of New York. A vocal minority.
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243. Can they stop it?
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244. Well, I think all the hubbub
is making it unpleasant for...
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245. But they can't stop it, can they?
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246. Why do you people insist
on making us sound like villains?
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247. Your concern over public opinion
shows a guilty conscience.
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248. Now what good is that serving you
if what is to be done is already underway?
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249. Leave those.
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250. Bring a couple of iceberg wedges,
blue cheese, bacon.
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251. So let's say
I don't have a guilty conscience.
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252. Good. And let's also say that change
is neither good or bad, it simply is.
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253. It can be greeted with terror or joy.
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254. A tantrum that says,
"I want it the way it was,"
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255. or a dance that says,
"Look. It's something new."
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256. - Would you draw the line at 50%?
- I'm not drawing a line at all.
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257. PR people understand this,
but they can never execute it.
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258. If you don't like what is being said,
change the conversation.
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259. What is that conversation?
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260. I was in California.
Everything is new, and it's clean.
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261. The people are filled with hope.
New York City is in decay.
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262. But Madison Square Garden...
It's the beginning of a new city on a hill.
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263. - Just like that?
- It's true, isn't it?
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264. If I were to come to you,
I don't want that kid on my account.
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265. - The communist, the radical.
- I will handle it personally.
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266. Grandpa Gene is going
to watch his program now.
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267. I just want to catch the end of the game.
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268. - Move.
- And the first pitch of the ball, outside.
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269. - Daddy seems well. He has an appetite.
- He eats constantly.
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270. When I found out Gloria was gone,
I was hoping he ate her.
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271. - How could you not know about that?
- I went by, but he lied to me.
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272. Then, finally, when I let myself in,
he went bananas.
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273. He's ashamed.
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274. Judy can get through to him.
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275. He's down in the dumps,
but he seems very clearheaded.
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276. That's not true, Judy, and you know it.
He's angry, and he's in and out.
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277. There is this place, the Parker Home.
It's midway between us, in New Brunswick.
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278. And what happens there?
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279. He lives there.
It's got everything, plus doctors.
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280. It's expensive, but I thought
maybe we could sell our house.
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281. You know.
That would give him enough to live on.
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282. That's very generous.
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283. - Do you think he belongs in a home?
- Betty, I know I don't get a vote.
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284. - Neither does Don.
- All you care about is the house.
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285. You want to walk in there,
see Daddy on the bottom of the stairs,
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286. and have his last words be,
"Take the house."
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287. Fine, Betts. What's the solution?
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288. Those homes are for people
who don't have families, William.
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289. - He's a lonely old man and he's not well.
- He's your father.
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290. - Gene.
- Thanks for the ritzy accommodations.
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291. You're an army man, Gene.
Drop your socks and grab something.
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292. Lights out at 8:15. I'm impressed.
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293. I wish you would hang your coat up
downstairs. It's covered with soot.
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294. - How bad is he?
- He's not the problem.
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295. What am I saying? He's the whole problem.
That, and William's never-ending bullshit.
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296. - What now?
- He wants to put him in an old folks' home.
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297. Well, I understand it's not ideal,
but it is the next logical step.
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298. Don, he just wants the house.
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299. He keeps nailing himself to the cross.
For all I know, Judy's pushing him.
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300. Cut it out!
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301. What do you want to do?
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302. How can he talk that way to me
in the condition I'm in?
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303. - Do you want anything?
- Just throw it on the chair and stay here.
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304. Be careful.
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305. I'm fine.
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306. It's so funny how she is.
My father and her fought constantly.
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307. She never remembers that part.
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308. - Family is important to her.
- I care about family.
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309. You know, Don had nobody
at their wedding. Nobody at all.
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310. Why can't we just move in with him?
I'll take care of him.
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311. It's bad enough to work for him.
I'm a 30-year-old man.
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312. I don't want to have somebody tell me
I have the wrong tie on.
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313. Raffit is sending over every piece of paper
they have on the new Garden.
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314. He wants you to see these new drawings.
Apparently they're right out of Metropolis.
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315. - He talk about television?
- I have a meeting on the books.
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316. He talked a lot about radio. And Kinsey.
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317. You're gonna have
to keep a low profile on this,
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318. - but it doesn't mean you're not working.
- Mr. Pryce is here to see you.
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319. I didn't realize
you were in the middle of something.
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320. Did you come to treat us
to a little new-business lunch?
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321. May I speak with you in private, Don?
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322. - Can I get you anything?
- No, thank you.
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323. Bad news, I'm afraid.
I just got off the phone with London.
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324. There's a problem
with Madison Square Garden.
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325. - Did their check bounce already?
- Unfortunately, there's a conflict.
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326. Did you tell them it's a stadium
in the middle of New York City?
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327. - It's one of a kind.
- They know exactly what it is, a project,
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328. and they told us to turn it down.
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329. - I'm confused.
- It's a question of economics.
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330. Servicing Madison Square Garden
will require an account man,
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331. at least two copywriters, two artists,
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332. an ombudsman for City Hall,
all against 200,000 in billings.
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333. That's for right now.
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334. Precisely. From what I understand,
groundbreaking is at least two years away.
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335. Madison Square Garden
is our way into the World's Fair,
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336. the largest trade show in history.
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337. Plus, there's the Garden itself.
Hotels, concerts, sports.
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338. - This could mean 30 years of business.
- They're not interested. I'm sorry.
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339. You told me to go out and get this account.
I did. I did my job,
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340. and now you're telling me
it's all for nothing
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341. because you forgot to check with
your boss first? Who's running this place?
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342. I know this is difficult.
I take full responsibility.
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343. Why the hell did you buy us
in the first place?
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344. I don't know.
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345. Tell Mr. Campbell
Madison Square Garden is dead.
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346. - Do you have a second?
- Can it wait?
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347. No.
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348. Sal sent up the storyboards.
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349. - What is this?
- It's Patio, the diet drink for Pepsi.
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350. Yes. Everyone wants a drink
that sounds like a floor.
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351. This is Chinese.
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352. It's all one shot,
like the beginning of Bye Bye Birdie.
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353. - I haven't seen it.
- Well, this is an Ann-Margret type.
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354. Fine.
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355. You really haven't seen it?
You see everything.
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356. We have a few versions of a song,
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357. and the boys are very excited
about finding this girl.
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358. I'm sure.
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359. Don't you find her voice shrill?
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360. She's throwing herself at the camera.
It's pure.
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361. It makes your heart hurt.
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362. No one seems to care that it speaks to men,
not the people that drink diet drinks.
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363. What do the geniuses at Patio want?
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364. Maybe we should be talking about how
this is better than coffee or Dexedrine.
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365. It's not about making women feel fat.
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366. This is, "Look how happy I am
that I drink Patio.
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367. "I'm young and excited
and desperate for a man."
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368. I don't mind fantasies,
but shouldn't it be a female one?
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369. Peggy, I know you understand
how this works.
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370. Men want her. Women want to be her.
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371. - Even if that's true...
- It is.
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372. I'm sorry if that makes you uncomfortable.
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373. Well, you know,
if we were making a movie or a play,
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374. we'd be embarrassed to do this. It's phony.
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375. You're not an artist, Peggy.
You solve problems.
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376. Leave some tools in your toolbox.
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377. Could you hold that?
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378. - Heading home?
- Yes.
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379. Let me ask you something.
You're a young girl.
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380. Excuse me?
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381. You're the only one around here who
doesn't have that stupid look on her face.
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382. What does that mean?
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383. What would your father have to do
for you to not want him at your wedding?
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384. - My father passed away.
- There you go. You'd do anything.
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385. Hello.
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386. It's so crowded in here,
I feel like I'm on the subway.
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387. Where's your drink?
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388. Don. Don't worry about this.
It's under control.
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389. - Hey, where's Mom?
- She's upstairs.
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390. - I'm going out for a bucket of chicken.
- What's the matter?
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391. - I'm a horrible daughter.
- No, you're not.
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392. William says these are the options.
We put him in a home,
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393. or they move in with him
and Judy is his nurse. Judy.
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394. William says?
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395. He's probably right.
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396. - William!
- Yeah, Don?
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397. Go get the chicken in a minute.
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398. Can I speak to you a minute?
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399. - Jesus. What year is this from?
- I don't care.
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400. Look, Don, we're all upset.
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401. One thing I've learned from this,
don't get old.
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402. - About your father...
- Man's a real jackpot.
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403. He always said he didn't want
to be a burden, yet here we are.
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404. This is what's going to happen.
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405. You're gonna explain to your sister
and your wife
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406. that we have reached an understanding.
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407. You are going to support
your father financially,
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408. and I am going to take him into my house.
His house will remain untouched.
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409. I appreciate the advice, Don.
I'll take it under consideration.
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410. You're gonna go out there
and you're gonna tell your sister
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411. that this is what you want.
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412. We'll pretend that you did the right thing
on your own.
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413. - He's my father!
- And he's in my home.
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414. I want you to leave tonight,
and I want you to leave the Lincoln.
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415. - I can't have him here without a car.
- Are you kidding me?
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416. How are we supposed to get home?
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417. New York Central.
Broadway Limited from Penn Station.
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418. It leaves in two hours.
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419. You want him? You got him.
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420. - Dad, we have to talk.
- I could eat.
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421. No. Daddy, William has something to say.
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422. All of us, we've been trying to figure out
a way we can help you live better.
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423. I'd be doing all right if
people left me alone.
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424. Daddy,
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425. - Don and I want you to live here with us.
- Elizabeth.
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427. Just for a while.
I think you need a little vacation.
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428. So the animals are running the zoo?
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429. We're not selling the house,
and you're gonna have your car.
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430. The plans, the plans, the plans you make.
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431. You know you want to get out of town.
You'll be with the kids.
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432. Betty is a better cook.
You always say that.
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433. - Well, I should've been the first to go.
- Daddy, don't talk like that.
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434. We should go pack.
Girls, start getting your things together.
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435. It's nice, right? It's called a stinger.
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436. - I don't know what's in it.
- It's delicious.
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437. I'm graduating from Brooklyn College
next month.
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438. - What are you studying?
- What?
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439. - What are you studying?
- Do you want one?
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440. - I'm afraid you're gonna bite my hand.
- I'm sorry.
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441. I just need to eat.
My mom says I'm still growing.
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442. I gotta work on my manners.
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443. I started pre-law,
but switched to engineering. More jobs.
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444. Really? Those are so different.
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445. You've gotta figure,
if we're all gonna be replaced by machines,
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446. might as well be a guy
that makes them, right?
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447. Or you could just become a robot.
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448. - Are you in school?
- I work at an ad agency, Manhattan.
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449. Wow. I don't know how you girls
do all that typing.
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450. - And I work for a jerk.
- We're hitting the road. You got cab fare?
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451. What are you talking about?
I live around the corner.
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452. That's right. He does.
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453. You're funny.
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454. Do you have... You know.
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455. - What?
- A Trojan?
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456. No.
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457. I can't.
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458. Jeez. It's getting pretty late.
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460. there are other things we could do.
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462. Gene.
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463. The heat is on.
We got to get rid of this stuff.
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464. You got anything else around, go flush it.
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- I have to work tomorrow.
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466. - You want to get breakfast?
- It's the middle of the night.
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467. - Where do you work again?
- Madison Avenue.
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468. Right.
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469. Well, you know,
I hang out at that place a lot.
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471. It's the bottom one.
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472. Thanks.
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473. This was fun.
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474. Parents, friends, and family,
I'd like to welcome you all to field day.
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475. I hope you can appreciate
how hard the children have prepared
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477. Scott?
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478. "The tradition of the maypole
dates back over 500 years,
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479. "and is celebrated all over the world.
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480. "We erected our maypole
for Ossining's sesquicentennial.
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481. "We dance around the pole
in a timeless celebration
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482. "of the renewal of springtime."
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483. Okay, ribbons up.
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484. - Daddy! Did you see me dance?
- I did. You were great.
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485. Hey. Hey, Drapers.
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486. Cindy's dad wants to take our picture.
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487. Say, "Cheese!"
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488. - Cheese!
- Cheese!
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489. - How was your morning, Mr. Draper?
- Fine.
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490. - Do you want to talk about Pampers?
- What do you got?
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