1. Mommy, look at that!Copy !req
2. Hello.Copy !req
3. Don Draper. How are you?Copy !req
4. Probably about like you:
Enduring the splendor of FiorellolCopy !req
5. You know we got
that Israeli tourism thing, right?Copy !req
6. Mazel tov.Copy !req
7. I ran into Jim Jordan from BBDO
at the Athletic ClubCopy !req
8. with, uh, Frank from Y&R.Copy !req
9. Your name came up.Copy !req
10. Three millionaires
in towels in a steam room.Copy !req
11. I don't know how to take that.Copy !req
12. Take it as a compliment,Copy !req
13. a sign that you're
destined for greater things.Copy !req
14. I think "Jesus Over Rio"
was the best tourist campaignCopy !req
15. I've seen in over 20 years.Copy !req
16. Wasn't good enough
to land the Israelis.Copy !req
17. Ah, that's not you.Copy !req
18. That's the tiny store you work in.Copy !req
19. Now, if you were with me at McCann,Copy !req
20. you'd have over 500 people
at your disposal...Copy !req
21. and that's just in New York.Copy !req
22. We can get a lot of things done.Copy !req
23. Can you get me out
of the second half of this show?Copy !req
24. All I'm saying is you've done your time
in the farm leagues.Copy !req
25. Yankee Stadium is on the line.Copy !req
26. I changed my mind.Copy !req
27. I decided you deserve a visit to the bar.Copy !req
28. Adele, this is Donald Draper.Copy !req
29. If we're being introduced,
I assume that you're in advertising.Copy !req
30. Would you both like
to talk about that some more?Copy !req
31. Betty.Copy !req
32. My wife.Copy !req
33. Jim and Adele Hobart.Copy !req
34. Hello. Betty Draper.Copy !req
35. A pleasure.Copy !req
36. Your husband here was about to proveCopy !req
37. that he can speak about things
other than advertising.Copy !req
38. Oh, he's very interesting.Copy !req
39. Well, then, come with me.Copy !req
40. Let's get those drinks.Copy !req
41. We'll be back.Copy !req
42. Champagne?Copy !req
43. Besides getting the handsome prince,
are you an actress or something?Copy !req
44. No, I'm a housewife.Copy !req
45. I did do some modeling...
a lifetime ago.Copy !req
46. I'm not surprised.Copy !req
47. That is some face you've got there.Copy !req
48. Anybody ever tell you
you're a dead ringer for Grace Kelly?Copy !req
49. They used to.Copy !req
50. You know what?Copy !req
51. Coca-Cola's deep into this, uh,Copy !req
52. international campaign right now.Copy !req
53. A European face like yours,
like Grace Kelly's,Copy !req
54. might be a road we could go down.Copy !req
55. Uh, we could put a call out
for a Grace Kelly type,Copy !req
56. but, uh, I don't think
we'd come this close.Copy !req
57. You say you've modeled?Copy !req
58. I'm retired.Copy !req
59. This is silly.Copy !req
60. Think about it.Copy !req
61. Your coloring with a green bottle
and an Irish setter...Copy !req
62. Oh, drink up.Copy !req
63. It's back to Tammany Hall.Copy !req
64. I like the show.Copy !req
65. Very gay songs.Copy !req
66. Well, we'd better get
back in there or leave.Copy !req
67. Come on.Copy !req
68. Uh, it was very nice
meeting both of you.Copy !req
69. Why didn't you want
to go to dinner with Jim and Adele?Copy !req
70. People like Jim Hobart
always talk businessCopy !req
71. because they have
nothing else to say.Copy !req
72. I can see that.Copy !req
73. You know, he gave me his card.Copy !req
74. Really?Copy !req
75. Did he tell you to put it
under my pillow of something?Copy !req
76. No. Actually, he was talking to me
about modeling.Copy !req
77. Was he?Copy !req
78. I don't think it was like that.Copy !req
79. He said something about Grace Kelly
and Coca-Cola.Copy !req
80. Well, then, there's no need
to doubt his interest, then.Copy !req
81. I did model, Don.Copy !req
82. Am I that wrong for Coca-Cola?Copy !req
83. You're not wrong for anything.Copy !req
84. So are you going to go there?Copy !req
85. How was Fiorello exclamation point?Copy !req
86. It'll be six months before I can get Don
back into a Broadway theater.Copy !req
87. Oh, we ran into this agency head.Copy !req
88. Apparently he's courting Don.Copy !req
89. He gave me his card.Copy !req
90. Asked me if I wanted to do any modeling.Copy !req
91. That's a heck of a line.
What did Don say?Copy !req
92. He basically said the man was trying
to sleep with one of usCopy !req
93. and that he didn't like the idea of either.Copy !req
94. I did do some modeling, you know.Copy !req
95. I did not know, but I'm not surprised.Copy !req
96. Carlton calls you Grace Kelly.Copy !req
97. I was a model when I met Don.Copy !req
98. A model in Manhattan?Copy !req
99. Yes.Copy !req
100. It was exciting.Copy !req
101. But when I got started...Copy !req
102. the summer after college, in Italy.Copy !req
103. Italy?Copy !req
104. There was this Italian designer: Giovanni.Copy !req
105. He wanted to be called Johnny.Copy !req
106. That's how much he loved Americans.Copy !req
107. Well, he loved American girls.Copy !req
108. It was more of an artist/muse relationship.Copy !req
109. Okay.Copy !req
110. So... he made you all this,
and it was platonic?Copy !req
111. No petting, nothing?Copy !req
112. Mamma mia.Copy !req
113. And put my hair up like this.Copy !req
114. And Salvatore said he has
the Menken's artwork,Copy !req
115. and to meet him in the art departmentCopy !req
116. because you're going
to need a red pencil.Copy !req
117. Any other good news?Copy !req
118. I think the mail boy
dropped that off for you last night.Copy !req
119. Peggy, can you get me
an outside line?Copy !req
120. Right away.Copy !req
121. Don Draper.Copy !req
122. Now, why would you
call me out of the blue?Copy !req
123. I appreciate the gesture.Copy !req
124. It's not a gesture, Don,
it's an overture.Copy !req
125. Let me tell you, you're
a hard man to run into.Copy !req
126. I don't know what to say.Copy !req
127. Don't say anything.Copy !req
128. The next step is a quiet rendezvous.Copy !req
129. The Algonquin?Copy !req
130. There's a small hotel.Copy !req
131. Isn't that the song?Copy !req
132. I don't know. I'm...Copy !req
133. I'm not ready to wave the flag just yet.Copy !req
134. What about the details?Copy !req
135. I'd rather do this face-to-face.Copy !req
136. But you already know
what you're going to say.Copy !req
137. I don't have to tell youCopy !req
138. the obvious limitations of Sterling Cooper.Copy !req
139. But you're going to.Copy !req
140. Do I need to be careful here?Copy !req
141. It's a mom-and-pop.Copy !req
142. McCann Erickson
is an international company.Copy !req
143. We have a network that extends
far beyond Madison Avenue:Copy !req
144. Europe, South America.Copy !req
145. We're publicly traded.
We issue dividends.Copy !req
146. Small is bad.Copy !req
147. Don,Copy !req
148. do you know the kind
of clients we attract?Copy !req
149. Pan Am, Coca-Cola,Copy !req
150. Esso.Copy !req
151. Can you imagine the lifestyleCopy !req
152. that goes with handling Pan Am?Copy !req
153. It's a panty-dropper.Copy !req
154. Television?Copy !req
155. You could be in that in a bigger way.Copy !req
156. You know that.Copy !req
157. What, you want to sell corn?Copy !req
158. We do a show about Indians.Copy !req
159. Imagine yourself
in a three-year contract.Copy !req
160. 35 per annum, security set in stone.Copy !req
161. Sterling probably hasn't
let you break 30 yet.Copy !req
162. No comment.Copy !req
163. I really don't like
doing this over the phone.Copy !req
164. All I can say is
eventually you come up here,Copy !req
165. or you die wondering.Copy !req
166. He gave me his card right in front of Don.Copy !req
167. Well, not right in front of him, I guess.Copy !req
168. Well, I told Don about it.Copy !req
169. I was a model, you know?Copy !req
170. In fact, I met Don on a photo shoot.Copy !req
171. I was wearing this Russian blue fox coat.Copy !req
172. He was just a copywriter
at the fur company.Copy !req
173. I rememberCopy !req
174. he saw that I didn't like
giving the coat back.Copy !req
175. It's always the hardest part.Copy !req
176. He asked me out.Copy !req
177. He wasn't shy. I liked that.Copy !req
178. I said no.Copy !req
179. Then three weeks later,Copy !req
180. the coat arrived at my apartment.Copy !req
181. Who knows what kind
of Indian tradingCopy !req
182. he had to do to get it?Copy !req
183. I think I only had
two more jobs, maybe three,Copy !req
184. before we got engaged.Copy !req
185. And then I got pregnant.Copy !req
186. It's always a nightmare
raising children in Manhattan,Copy !req
187. so we moved to Ossining.Copy !req
188. Suddenly I...Copy !req
189. really felt so old.Copy !req
190. Tell me more about that.Copy !req
191. My mother was very concerned
about looks and weight.Copy !req
192. And I've always eaten a lot.Copy !req
193. And I like hot dogs.Copy !req
194. Mother used to say,
"You're going to get stout."Copy !req
195. And then I became a model,
and she hated it,Copy !req
196. even though Suzy Parker
made $100,000 that year.Copy !req
197. My mother hated it.Copy !req
198. Manhattan.Copy !req
199. She called me a prostitute.Copy !req
200. You're angry at your mother.Copy !req
201. What?Copy !req
202. Are you going to talk now?Copy !req
203. You are angry at your mother.Copy !req
204. Of all the things I've said in here.Copy !req
205. You're sitting up.Copy !req
206. You don't listen to me.Copy !req
207. You don't listen to what I say,Copy !req
208. and then out of nowhere you provoke me.Copy !req
209. Tell me more about that.Copy !req
210. I miss her.Copy !req
211. I understand that.Copy !req
212. It's good and bad.Copy !req
213. She wanted me to be beautiful
so I could find a man.Copy !req
214. There's nothing wrong with that.Copy !req
215. But then what?Copy !req
216. Just sit and... smoke and...Copy !req
217. let it go till you're in a box?Copy !req
218. I don't care why he gave me his card.Copy !req
219. Where'd you get this?Copy !req
220. Kurt Teasdale over at Gil Bascom.Copy !req
221. It's already on the air.Copy !req
222. They wanted to do it
before she had the baby.Copy !req
223. Am I alone? I don't understand it.Copy !req
224. Because it's in Spanish.Copy !req
225. I recognize that finishing school voice.Copy !req
226. You can't govern and
listen to that all day.Copy !req
227. I'm happy to give up
any Spanish speakersCopy !req
228. and hope this goes away.Copy !req
229. Cooper thinks if Kennedy creeps up
any more in the polls,Copy !req
230. Nixon will panic,Copy !req
231. and they'll get desperate for our efforts.Copy !req
232. He wants everything in place.Copy !req
233. More risk.Copy !req
234. Why are we doing this again?
And out of pocket?Copy !req
235. I for one don't question
the wishes of our clients.Copy !req
236. Clients come and go, Campbell.Copy !req
237. Sometimes it's best to rid them
of unrealistic expectations.Copy !req
238. Are you trying to say that we can't win?Copy !req
239. Nixon's got an 8-point lead in the polls.Copy !req
240. Not much.Copy !req
241. And we still haven't figured out a wayCopy !req
242. to make an impact about
the Nixon campaign's involvement.Copy !req
243. My marching orders
were undecided states.Copy !req
244. I think a plan of attack
would make Coop happy.Copy !req
245. The 50/50s: Texas,
New Jersey, and Illinois.Copy !req
246. Now, it's easy to just say that, isn't it?Copy !req
247. I think women will hate her.Copy !req
248. It's like their better-looking sister
marries a handsome senator,Copy !req
249. and she's going to live in the White House.Copy !req
250. I'm practically jealous.Copy !req
251. Hi.Copy !req
252. I called.Copy !req
253. I assumed you were staying in the city.Copy !req
254. The girl.Copy !req
255. We gave her a little extra work,
and now she's distracted.Copy !req
256. Look at that.Copy !req
257. It's raw, Don.Copy !req
258. Don, I realized something today.Copy !req
259. I miss modeling.Copy !req
260. You were always
telling me you hated it.Copy !req
261. Maybe the passing of timeCopy !req
262. has made me... feel differently.Copy !req
263. Maybe it's Jim Hobart.Copy !req
264. So what?Copy !req
265. It's still an opportunity.Copy !req
266. You want to go back to work?Copy !req
267. A few days. I mean, is that so bad?Copy !req
268. I get paid.Copy !req
269. I can get Ethel to watch the kids.Copy !req
270. She watches them half the time now.Copy !req
271. That's three-, four-hour stretches.Copy !req
272. I think it would be fun
to go in and be that girl again.Copy !req
273. You're serious?Copy !req
274. There will still be ham.Copy !req
275. I promise.Copy !req
276. Are you resolved?Copy !req
277. Or is this even worth arguing?Copy !req
278. No, it's not like that.Copy !req
279. It's just... something I'd like to do.Copy !req
280. Well, I can't stop you
from doing what you want to do.Copy !req
281. You have no idea
how boring it is around here.Copy !req
282. Really? I would think one hour
on the Sterling Cooper switchboardCopy !req
283. would be a Russian novel.Copy !req
284. They told me it would happen,Copy !req
285. but the truth is
you really just stop listening.Copy !req
286. And put ice on your wrists.Copy !req
287. Peggy, do you need to go home?Copy !req
288. What?Copy !req
289. The sweater.Copy !req
290. Are you having one of those days?Copy !req
291. It's not that.Copy !req
292. I'd like to go home,Copy !req
293. but I just don't think I can.Copy !req
294. Then what is it?Copy !req
295. You're not helping your silhouette.Copy !req
296. I ripped my skirt.Copy !req
297. You don't have a needle and thread?Copy !req
298. It's a big rip.Copy !req
299. Oh, honey, I've got
a spare outfit squirreled away.Copy !req
300. You can borrow it.Copy !req
301. We're not exactly dressed
for that, are we?Copy !req
302. I've lost men like you before.Copy !req
303. It usually had to do with
my unexpressed confidence.Copy !req
304. I think you're one in a million, Draper.Copy !req
305. Those are nice clubs.Copy !req
306. That bonus from Cooper
must have made you happy.Copy !req
307. It was designed as a kind of an armor
against men like Jim Hobart.Copy !req
308. How'd you hear about it?Copy !req
309. I saw those clubs
going down the hallway.Copy !req
310. I thought they were for me.Copy !req
311. They're from Jim Hobart.Copy !req
312. What did he offer?Copy !req
313. Bigger.Copy !req
314. The world, basically.Copy !req
315. Well, it can't just be
a number on a salary,Copy !req
316. because you know we're open to that.Copy !req
317. Pan Am.Copy !req
318. Pan Am... is not McCann Erickson.Copy !req
319. Big talent attracts big clients.Copy !req
320. We can try and make
that happen here.Copy !req
321. - That's true.
- But don't be fooled.Copy !req
322. You hear Pan Am,
you imagine London,Copy !req
323. holed up at the Dorchester
with three stewardesses.Copy !req
324. The truth is it's more like
a 20-hour boomerang flightCopy !req
325. so you can make
a coupon sing in Spanish.Copy !req
326. And when you have stockholders
like McCann does,Copy !req
327. you can't fire clients.
I know you'll hate that.Copy !req
328. I thought about leaving once.Copy !req
329. But you know?Copy !req
330. It's daunting.Copy !req
331. Why entertain the prospect of failure?Copy !req
332. That's a sad thought.Copy !req
333. No. It made me look at this place.Copy !req
334. I don't want to sound sentimental,Copy !req
335. but it's not just accounts.Copy !req
336. Look around here at what you have.Copy !req
337. You want to start over?Copy !req
338. I haven't made up my mind.Copy !req
339. I'm taking this very personally.Copy !req
340. Why? It's business.Copy !req
341. Is it?Copy !req
342. McCann Erickson is the major leagues.Copy !req
343. Good. Let him go.Copy !req
344. You're right. Maybe he'll take me with him.Copy !req
345. Can you imagine the money?Copy !req
346. I heard he's making 30 already.Copy !req
347. He's not ten times better than me.Copy !req
348. You love him.Copy !req
349. Everybody loves him.Copy !req
350. Sure. His moods and the way he talks.Copy !req
351. I don't even know what he's
saying half the time.Copy !req
352. Clients do.Copy !req
353. I'll admit she crossed my mind once.Copy !req
354. She's having a very bad
freshman year.Copy !req
355. They went nuts for her writing.Copy !req
356. Belle Jolie, she did that.Copy !req
357. Belle Jolie was okay.Copy !req
358. She obviously let it go to her head...
and other parts of her.Copy !req
359. No, I don't think it's the job.Copy !req
360. I think we're seeing the real her:Copy !req
361. One of those girls
who slimmed down before she got here.Copy !req
362. Now she's here, and there she is.Copy !req
363. Who thinks about her?Copy !req
364. Maybe she'll go with Draper, too.Copy !req
365. It's a tragedy.Copy !req
366. Piece of fruit that went
real bad real fast.Copy !req
367. And no one ever got to eat it.Copy !req
368. Well, I got some work to do.Copy !req
369. Suddenly upon news of others' success,
a young man is filled with ambition.Copy !req
370. Drop dead.Copy !req
371. Harry, you busy?Copy !req
372. Well, hello. I can't believe this.Copy !req
373. I'm sorry. I, uh, overdid it.Copy !req
374. You're out of the business
a few years, and things change.Copy !req
375. Please, I'm overwhelmed
with the style of you.Copy !req
376. Betty Draper, meet Ronnie Gittridge.Copy !req
377. He handles the art for Coca-Cola.Copy !req
378. He's also my brother-in-law.Copy !req
379. It is a pleasure.Copy !req
380. Look at her. What did I say?Copy !req
381. You ready to work?Copy !req
382. I'm excited.Copy !req
383. It's not that complicated.Copy !req
384. He's either going to tell you
to think about something elseCopy !req
385. or just stand there.Copy !req
386. Jim thinks everyone else's job is easy.Copy !req
387. Shall we?Copy !req
388. Mrs. Draper,Copy !req
389. it's just a tryout.Copy !req
390. No guarantees.Copy !req
391. I told you I've done this before.Copy !req
392. Now, where did you get that dress?Copy !req
393. So basically,Copy !req
394. whereas Secor previously
spent their moneyCopy !req
395. on local print and radio,Copy !req
396. we increase the network buy to 30%.Copy !req
397. More points for each dollar.Copy !req
398. Secor laxatives.Copy !req
399. You know, I have to talk
to those people.Copy !req
400. They're not what you would expect.Copy !req
401. They have absolutely
no sense of humor about their product.Copy !req
402. Who knew that college
was going to get me out of the armyCopy !req
403. and into laxatives?Copy !req
404. College was the moment, wasn't it?Copy !req
405. Fun and games... and girls.Copy !req
406. Were you in a frat?Copy !req
407. Alpha Delta Phi.Copy !req
408. Also known as cutups.Copy !req
409. We were the cutups.Copy !req
410. We had this stray Dalmatian.Copy !req
411. Our mascot Mamie.Copy !req
412. So it died,Copy !req
413. and in classic fraternity manner,
we decided to throw a party.Copy !req
414. Mamie's funeral.Copy !req
415. One of the pledges pipes in
that our rivals, Psi U...Copy !req
416. They are so gung-ho.Copy !req
417. Psi U is throwing a beauty pageant parade
on Main StreetCopy !req
418. with the girls' school down the road.Copy !req
419. Now, my friend Chip...
he's a lawyer now...Copy !req
420. says "Why don't we go down there
and get a permit,Copy !req
421. throw a grand funeral for Mamie,
and let the girls run away crying?"Copy !req
422. That's great. Did you do it?Copy !req
423. We had police barricades
and 30 brothers following that pledge,Copy !req
424. who had the honor of pulling
Mamie in a Radio Flyer.Copy !req
425. That's beautiful.Copy !req
426. Idiots.Copy !req
427. Wait a minute.Copy !req
428. Nixon and Kennedy
are both buying up air timeCopy !req
429. in these undecided states.Copy !req
430. It's an arms race.Copy !req
431. Nixon buys, Kennedy matches.Copy !req
432. So if we can't increase
Nixon's presence,Copy !req
433. we can decrease Kennedy's.Copy !req
434. How do we do that?Copy !req
435. We make big buys in New Jersey,
Illinois, and whereverCopy !req
436. for Secor laxatives.Copy !req
437. Well, hold on.Copy !req
438. So Nixon's selling laxatives?Copy !req
439. No. We're selling laxatives.Copy !req
440. Nixon's selling Nixon.Copy !req
441. And Kennedy's
watching Mamie's funeral.Copy !req
442. This is scary.Copy !req
443. It is.Copy !req
444. Isn't it?Copy !req
445. Even careful mothers can't completelyCopy !req
446. protect their families
from household germsCopy !req
447. just by cleaning alone.Copy !req
448. That's why you need Lysol.Copy !req
449. Lysol, added to your
regular cleaning water,Copy !req
450. eliminates germs that cause odorsCopy !req
451. that may cause illness.Copy !req
452. Lysol: Fastest, easiest,Copy !req
453. most effective way
to kill household germs...Copy !req
454. It was for me.Copy !req
455. ...and lingering odors.Copy !req
456. Who was it?Copy !req
457. I'm the girl. The girl with the cola.Copy !req
458. It's only a couple days' work.Copy !req
459. You know, just a couple of photo shoots
and then some kind of testing.Copy !req
460. But I guess you know how it works.Copy !req
461. I do.Copy !req
462. Don't worry.
I'm not going to ruin this.Copy !req
463. I'm very happy for you.Copy !req
464. I know you don't like it.Copy !req
465. But I know you're
a little bit proud of me.Copy !req
466. Come upstairs.Copy !req
467. No.Copy !req
468. Right here.Copy !req
469. Okay.Copy !req
470. How are these open already?Copy !req
471. Well, Betty, we don't want life
to look difficult, now do we?Copy !req
472. You're too much.Copy !req
473. No! No!Copy !req
474. Polly, no!Copy !req
475. Let it go.Copy !req
476. If I see that dog in my yard again,Copy !req
477. I'm going to shoot it.Copy !req
478. I see you got there and back in one piece.Copy !req
479. Yes.Copy !req
480. And even though I got lost,Copy !req
481. I sent Ethel home at 4.Copy !req
482. They went to the park,
then to visit Ernie at Francine's.Copy !req
483. All in all, everyone had a nice day.Copy !req
484. So how was it?Copy !req
485. There was this man Ronnie.Copy !req
486. I don't even know what his job is.Copy !req
487. Ronnie Gittridge.
He's the art director. I've met him.Copy !req
488. He is such a character.Copy !req
489. He tells funny stories.Copy !req
490. I brought the form home.Copy !req
491. I thought you could
help me fill it outCopy !req
492. so I can get paid.Copy !req
493. I'd love to.Copy !req
494. Sweetie pie.Copy !req
495. What happened?Copy !req
496. I had a bad dream.Copy !req
497. Get in bed with Daddy.Copy !req
498. What was your dream?Copy !req
499. I don't want anyone to shoot Polly.Copy !req
500. No one is going to do that, honey.Copy !req
501. Yes. Mr. Brestwood said he wouldCopy !req
502. because Polly ate one of his doves.Copy !req
503. They're pigeons.Copy !req
504. And he said this to you in your dream?Copy !req
505. No, he said it today
when Polly ate the birdie.Copy !req
506. She wasn't hurt that bad.
She could fly.Copy !req
507. No one is going to hurt Polly.Copy !req
508. Good night, honey.Copy !req
509. Now they can't play in the yard?Copy !req
510. I'm going to get my robe onCopy !req
511. and go over there
and find out what happened.Copy !req
512. 2 in the morning.Copy !req
513. He's our neighbor. You'll make it worse.Copy !req
514. I'll talk to him.Copy !req
515. You should have Ethel talk to him.Copy !req
516. Don, they play in the yard
when I'm here, too.Copy !req
517. And she didn't tell you?Copy !req
518. I'm sure they didn't tell her.Copy !req
519. They probably wouldn't
have told me, either.Copy !req
520. There'll be over at Francine's
for the next shoot anyway.Copy !req
521. It's one day.Copy !req
522. I'm sure it wasn't that bad.Copy !req
523. Maybe not.Copy !req
524. She'd never slept well.Copy !req
525. That's not true.Copy !req
526. Did you see those big tears?Copy !req
527. I really want to get a picture
of her crying one day.Copy !req
528. I have to say, Don,Copy !req
529. Lucky Strike, even in this lawsuit,
is stronger than ever.Copy !req
530. It was a brilliant campaign,Copy !req
531. like some supersonic jet
flying right over the market.Copy !req
532. I was there.
Great work.Copy !req
533. Thank you.Copy !req
534. Sorry to interrupt.
Who is responsible?Copy !req
535. We've made a significant commitmentCopy !req
536. for as-yet unproduced
Secor laxative commercials.Copy !req
537. This didn't go by me.Copy !req
538. No, it went by Bob Wilkins
in Media, right to me.Copy !req
539. Who is responsible?Copy !req
540. Mr. Cooper, sir, it was me.Copy !req
541. You thought of this?Copy !req
542. Well, uh...Copy !req
543. I bear some of the responsibility as well.Copy !req
544. What did they do?Copy !req
545. Every commercial block on air
in the Land of LincolnCopy !req
546. is clogged up with laxative buys.Copy !req
547. And a little bit of Nixon time.Copy !req
548. The Kennedy people won't know
what to do with themselves.Copy !req
549. They're going to have
to put his pretty face on the radio.Copy !req
550. And with that accent.Copy !req
551. Nicely done.Copy !req
552. I didn't think you had it in you,
and I mean that.Copy !req
553. - Thank you.
- Thank you.Copy !req
554. Inspired.Copy !req
555. Congratulations, boys.Copy !req
556. Peggy, you want to write that down?Copy !req
557. Don said congratulations.Copy !req
558. Are we done here?Copy !req
559. No.Copy !req
560. I really thoughtCopy !req
561. it was going to go bad for a minute.Copy !req
562. I was sure it would.Copy !req
563. No kidding.
You almost let me detonateCopy !req
564. a thousand feet from the ground.Copy !req
565. So much for camaraderie.Copy !req
566. Mr. Rumsen sent this over.Copy !req
567. Unopened. Very nice.Copy !req
568. Hildy, stay. Have a drink. It's an order.Copy !req
569. No, thank you.Copy !req
570. I'm going to my parents' after work.Copy !req
571. You know, when something
good happens to me,Copy !req
572. it also happens to you.Copy !req
573. I know that.Copy !req
574. I said congratulations.Copy !req
575. You should do something
with that sour puss.Copy !req
576. You're very beautiful.Copy !req
577. Just being honest.Copy !req
578. I love watching you walk.Copy !req
579. I should go.Copy !req
580. You should.Copy !req
581. Is he in?Copy !req
582. Always nice to see you.Copy !req
583. I'd give you my assuranceCopy !req
584. that nothing good will happen to that boy,Copy !req
585. but I can't seem
to keep my word on that,Copy !req
586. hard as I try.Copy !req
587. I might ask you to take me with you.Copy !req
588. I see no reason to leave.Copy !req
589. Or maybe I see a million.Copy !req
590. A million? Is that
what it's going to cost me?Copy !req
591. I was thinking more like 40.Copy !req
592. 45 is good.Copy !req
593. I'm not going to be a little girl
and ask you why you stayed.Copy !req
594. I know it's not money,Copy !req
595. and I hope it's not to keep
your foot on Pete Campbell.Copy !req
596. I like the way you do business.Copy !req
597. Well, I try to be
as civilized as you can be.Copy !req
598. No contract.Copy !req
599. 45 and no security.Copy !req
600. What's in it for me?Copy !req
601. If I leave this place one day,
it will not be for more advertising.Copy !req
602. What else is there?Copy !req
603. I don't know. Life being lived.Copy !req
604. I'd like to stop talking about it
and get back to it.Copy !req
605. I've worked with a lot of men like you,Copy !req
606. and if you had to choose a place to die,
it would be in the middle of a pitch.Copy !req
607. I've done that.Copy !req
608. I want to do something else.Copy !req
609. Jim Hobart, McCann Erickson.Copy !req
610. Of course.Copy !req
611. Line 1.Copy !req
612. Don,Copy !req
613. incredible pictures, am I wrong?Copy !req
614. No, you're not.Copy !req
615. So, your wife's already here with us.Copy !req
616. I know she's happy.Copy !req
617. Why don't you join her?Copy !req
618. I don't know about that, Jim.Copy !req
619. You can do better than that.Copy !req
620. You know what I'm offering here?Copy !req
621. It's Yankee Stadium. I know.Copy !req
622. What, did Sterling come to the rescue?Copy !req
623. If this is about money,Copy !req
624. I have to say I might
have judged you wrong.Copy !req
625. It's not.Copy !req
626. I'm surprised.Copy !req
627. I thought your wife coming here
meant you were interested.Copy !req
628. No, that was her idea.Copy !req
629. Can't blame me for trying.Copy !req
630. Maybe not, but, uh...Copy !req
631. I can't exactly say
that was a big league move.Copy !req
632. All's fair. No stone unturned, right?Copy !req
633. It's a pity to lose both of you.Copy !req
634. You're a very lucky man,
landing that woman.Copy !req
635. What's going on with Mr. Draper?Copy !req
636. Even if I knew, I wouldn't tell you.Copy !req
637. Very good.Copy !req
638. I've been meaning
to give this back to you.Copy !req
639. I had it completely dry cleaned.Copy !req
640. Why don't you keep it?Copy !req
641. Have it taken in here and let out there.Copy !req
642. It's your dress.Copy !req
643. Hot tea. That's a good idea.Copy !req
644. What are you talking about?Copy !req
645. Peggy, you are falling prey
to a very common situation for new girls.Copy !req
646. I'm not new anymore.Copy !req
647. Well, that's just it.Copy !req
648. Don't you want to do well here?Copy !req
649. I'm the first girl to do any writing
in this office since the war.Copy !req
650. Marge told me.Copy !req
651. Writing?Copy !req
652. Is that what this is about?Copy !req
653. I thought you were doing that
to get close to Paul.Copy !req
654. Thank you. Again.Copy !req
655. I heard you were being
considered for an accountCopy !req
656. because a client's wife saw youCopy !req
657. and thought it would be okay
if he worked with you.Copy !req
658. You know, you're not a stick.Copy !req
659. And yet I never wonder
what men think of me.Copy !req
660. You're hiding a very attractive young girl
with too much lunch.Copy !req
661. I know what men think of you:Copy !req
662. That you're looking for a husband,
and you're fun,Copy !req
663. and not in that order.Copy !req
664. Peggy, this isn't China.Copy !req
665. There's no money in virginity.Copy !req
666. I'm not a virgin.Copy !req
667. No. Of course not.Copy !req
668. I just realized something.Copy !req
669. You think you're being helpful.Copy !req
670. Well, I am trying, dear.Copy !req
671. I'm going home.Copy !req
672. Did you have a good day?Copy !req
673. I did. It was splendid.Copy !req
674. Well, Betty, I have some good news
and some bad news.Copy !req
675. There's bad news?Copy !req
676. The client's moving
the international work to London.Copy !req
677. Oh.Copy !req
678. More Audrey Hepburn, less Grace Kelly.Copy !req
679. I see.Copy !req
680. As for us,Copy !req
681. we're all going back to the malt shop.Copy !req
682. The good news is you have two
wonderful sets of picturesCopy !req
683. to start your book again.Copy !req
684. That's true.Copy !req
685. I really am sorry.Copy !req
686. This was fun.Copy !req
687. You can keep the dress
and the hairstyle.Copy !req
688. I don't do that for everyone.Copy !req
689. Oh, honey,Copy !req
690. it has nothing to do with you.Copy !req
691. Thank you.Copy !req
692. What do you think, Paul?Copy !req
693. Should we move this whole thingCopy !req
694. down to MacDougal Street?Copy !req
695. We're doing great here.Copy !req
696. It's good she left.Copy !req
697. It probably wasn't
going to happen for her tonight.Copy !req
698. It depends how much we drink.Copy !req
699. How drunk do you have to be?Copy !req
700. My brother works at the Exchange.Copy !req
701. They call a girl like her a lobster.Copy !req
702. All the meat's in the tail.Copy !req
703. Are they giving you guys a bonus?Copy !req
704. Would you calm down?Copy !req
705. Come on!Copy !req
706. Drop you at the station?Copy !req
707. Sure.Copy !req
708. Campbell, you sucker-punched me.Copy !req
709. What is wrong with you?Copy !req
710. Come on.Copy !req
711. You just had a fight,Copy !req
712. and I was not part of it.Copy !req
713. Either you two make up,
or I do not stand a chance tonight.Copy !req
714. Perfect timing.Copy !req
715. The children are down,Copy !req
716. but only because they were
running around all day.Copy !req
717. They fell asleep in front of the TV.Copy !req
718. How did it go today?Copy !req
719. Good. Fun.Copy !req
720. They were talking about a whole string
of other possibilities for me.Copy !req
721. But honestly,
I don't think I want to work anymore.Copy !req
722. I don't like you coming home to some...
whipped-together messCopy !req
723. of whatever's left in the fridge.Copy !req
724. And frankly, I don't like
Manhattan on my own.Copy !req
725. It's harsh.Copy !req
726. It can be.Copy !req
727. And what am I going to do?Copy !req
728. Run around the city with my book,Copy !req
729. like some teenager,
making a fool of myself?Copy !req
730. If that's what you want,Copy !req
731. and it's my job
to give you what you want.Copy !req
732. You do.Copy !req
733. Look at all this.Copy !req
734. I don't know what I was thinking.Copy !req
735. Birdie, you know I don't careCopy !req
736. about making my dinner
or... taking in my shirts.Copy !req
737. You have a job.Copy !req
738. You're mother to those two little people,Copy !req
739. and you are better at it
than anyone else in the world.Copy !req
740. At least in the top 500.Copy !req
741. I would have given anything
to have had a mother like you.Copy !req
742. Beautiful and kind...Copy !req
743. filled with love like an angel.Copy !req
744. You're sweet.Copy !req
745. And this does not taste whipped-up.Copy !req
746. No. It's good, isn't it?Copy !req
747. Have a good day, Daddy.Copy !req
748. You, too.Copy !req
749. Have a good day.Copy !req
750. We're going to the community center
to watch them fill the pool.Copy !req
751. That sounds fun.Copy !req
752. Have a good day.Copy !req
753. I already am.Copy !req
754. Mommy, I'm eating.Copy !req
755. Be careful.
Don't jump off the bed.Copy !req
756. Okay!Copy !req
757. Mrs. Draper,
what the hell are you doing?Copy !req
758. Mrs. Draper!Copy !req