1. Dick Whitman,
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and I'll put you on an ice floe.
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my gal in the iron mask?
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than whatever Joan Crawford says she is,
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she'd stand up very well
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eventual appearance.
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on Mother's Day.
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looked handsome.
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and positively cheerful,
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of the mourning process.
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was painting the Sistine ceiling
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living in caves discovering fire?
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from Olympic Cruise Lines.
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that second deck of portholes?
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from The Israel Ministry of Tourism.
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and Rome has the Coliseum.
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our most luxurious liner
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of the Israeli Riviera.
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Mr. Bernbach down the street,
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find his humor to be kitsch.
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a traditional way as well.
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like to think of itself as traditional.
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My English is not so good.
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with your work on Rio de Janeiro.
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in Tel Aviv, are you?
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on the best-seller list
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starring Paul Newman.
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the two parties together.
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saved me some legwork.
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135. Whatever you make.
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137. Well, look who's here.
A couple of angels.
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138. Do we have lunch today?
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139. No, darling, we're going
to get Margaret a haircut.
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140. A haircut?
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It makes you look old.
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155. Mother and daughter on the town.
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156. Where are the girls
getting their hair done these days?
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158. Because that's what I'm seeing.
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159. As long as she can pin
a hat on it for church.
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160. You are going to love this man.
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Come on.
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163. Roger, sweetheart.
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165. Her haircut is the least
of Margaret's problems.
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the other one committed suicide.
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and she's still useless.
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189. Look, we've got Oysters Rockefeller,
Beef Wellington, Napoleons.
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190. If we leave this lunch alone,
it'll take over Europe.
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192. Food that close to the bed
reminds me of a hospital.
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193. If you had your own apartment,
we could go to your place.
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201. I'm just getting tired of all the...
sneaking around.
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as you know about advertising,
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is your favorite part.
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and I have my own world.
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in some paperweight
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a more permanent situation,
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245. Oh, kill me, you busty Jewess.
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246. Maybe we should try and exploit
the danger instead of fighting it.
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247. Travel as adventure.
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standing on shore, suitcases in hand.
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waits a gleaming four-star resort.
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Stations of the Cross traffic.
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255. I've skimmed this research,
and the whole thing's pretty red.
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of the American Revolution
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up and down Fifth Avenue.
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they're in the desert, armed to the teeth,
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dying for the cause.
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a couple phone calls.
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a private line, please?
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283. I debated not taking the call.
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284. I'm glad you did. I need to see you.
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286. It's business.
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301. This weekend.
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at her synagogue in Lower Merion.
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about him that was gloomy.
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more practice than I did.
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reason he picked me
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part of the synagogue.
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with David Rosenberg.
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330. We should get
an air conditioner up here.
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331. We'll see.
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the Yankees' equipment locker
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335. in Cleveland yesterday.
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337. They should have taken his bat.
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is a hell of a long day.
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340. Hey, look, Ma, no hands.
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342. Yeah, I've been looking at the work
of our esteemed predecessors.
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has ice cream flavors,
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349. Tropical Boudoir Red.
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350. And look, Ethel Rosenberg Pink.
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after you treated her right?
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364. No, dear. This is better.
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new line of lipsticks.
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grab a mirror, and sit down.
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could be your best friend
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381. Has no taste.
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382. Ugly dress.
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than a few sprinkles.
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389. The red one's for me.
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to your clothing or to your accessories?
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with the seasons?
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through the chairs?
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402. You should have put a man in there
so they'd take it seriously.
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for remaking our store has a hitch in it.
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urgent business to discuss.
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424. Business?
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is considering becoming a client,
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getting a handle on it.
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you know in New York City?
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were definitely Zionists.
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about being treated like one.
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some ministry of propaganda.
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World War II trivia.
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in Argentina last week.
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tourists going to Israel.
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I'm really not very Jewish.
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Shanghai, Brooklyn...
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462. and we've managed to make a go of it.
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463. Maybe it has something to do
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464. with the fact that we
thrive at doing business
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465. with people who hate us.
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466. I don't hate you.
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467. No. Individuals are wonderful.
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468. That's not what I meant.
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469. I don't know.
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470. A country...
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471. for those people, as you call us,
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472. well...
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473. it seems very important.
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474. Then why aren't you there?
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475. My life is here.
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476. My grandfather came from Russia,
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477. now we have a store on Fifth Avenue.
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478. I'll visit, but I don't have to live there.
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479. It just... has to be.
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480. For me, it's more
of an idea than a place.
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481. Utopia.
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482. Maybe.
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483. They taught us at Barnard about that word.
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484. Utopia.
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485. The Greeks had two meanings for it.
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486. Eu-topos,
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487. meaning the good place,
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488. and ou-topos,
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489. meaning the place that cannot be.
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490. I have to get back to the office.
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491. I better not see this on my bill.
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492. Okay, girls, playtime's over.
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493. Time to put down your lipsticks
and head back to your desks.
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494. Thank you for your cooperation
and your lips.
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495. These go in the closet.
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496. Well, now we have to count
the shades they tried.
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497. Can you bring me those tissues, dear?
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498. Here's your basket of kisses.
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499. Basket of kisses.
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500. That's cute.
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501. Who told you that?
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502. What do you mean?
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503. Where did you hear that?
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504. I just thought of it.
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505. Isn't that what it is?
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506. It is, sweetheart.
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507. Which color did you like?
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508. I didn't get the one I liked.
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509. Someone took my color.
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510. Why didn't you choose another one?
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511. I'm very particular.
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512. As opposed to the other girls?
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513. I don't know.
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514. I don't think anyone wants to be
one of a hundred colors in a box.
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515. I think that's enough complaining.
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516. Why don't you head
back to your desk, Peggy?
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517. Bet you wish you could pour
that in a glass and drink it.
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518. Peggy, clear the rest of my afternoon,
would you, please?
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519. You have the Snider's
Catsup people at 3:00.
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520. Have a box of cigars sent over to Jim King
with my apologies.
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521. I'll find out what he smokes.
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522. Good girl.
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523. You got a minute, Chief?
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524. Just.
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525. You don't mind, do you?
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526. Use a glass, Freddie.
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527. Your girl is full of surprises.
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528. Oh, pretty Peggy Sue.
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529. Peggy?
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530. If you say so.
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531. I try to avoid eye contact
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532. to avoid being blinded
by the earnestness.
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533. Actually, she really stood out,
brainstorming-wise.
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534. Brainstorming?
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535. Sorry I missed that.
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536. What was the line?
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537. A bucket of kisses.
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538. Basket of kisses.
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539. Bucket sounds better.
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540. If you like 'em wet and sloppy.
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541. The point is,
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542. while the rest of the hens were busy
pulling out each other's feathers,
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543. that one saw the benefit, not the feature.
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544. Really?
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545. Yeah. She said she didn't want to be one
of a hundred colors in a box.
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546. That's interesting, isn't it?
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547. It is.
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548. It was like watching a dog play the piano.
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549. It's me, Barbara. Can you talk?
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550. She's still sleeping, thank God.
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551. What's on your mind?
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552. I think I might have met somebody.
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553. You're not sure? That's good.
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554. He has some serious limitations.
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555. Does he work in the store?
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556. No, he doesn't work at the store.
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557. He has a job, doesn't he?
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558. Yes.
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559. Then what's the problem?
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560. Would Daddy like him?
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561. Daddy would hate him.
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562. So he's not Jewish.
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563. Who cares what Daddy thinks?
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564. He's not your boyfriend anymore.
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565. Barbara.
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566. You're 28 years old.
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567. You work 60 hours a week.
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568. The last thing you want
is to end up like Aunt Rosie,
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569. lying to your nieces about
how many engagements you had.
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570. Aunt Rosie wasn't lying.
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571. Oh, please, there was
no Max the Communist.
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572. Does he have all his hair?
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573. More than he'll ever need.
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574. Is he funny?
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575. Sometimes. After a couple.
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576. So he's a shikker. Daddy will hate him.
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577. I do feel this attraction.
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578. I want him,
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579. and I want to ignore
everything else about him.
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580. It's 1960. We don't live in a shtetl.
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581. We can marry for love.
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582. I'm not sure people do that anymore.
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583. Why do you always have to be so cynical?
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584. Because sometimes...
things come...
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585. good things...
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586. but there's no future in them.
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587. You're a modern woman, Rach.
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588. Forget the wedding.
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589. Believe me, I'd do anything
for some romance right now.
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590. Peggy.
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591. Hi, Joan.
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592. Mr. Rumsen would like you
to put your industrious little mind
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for Belle Jolie Lipsticks.
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594. I don't understand.
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595. They want me to write something?
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596. Whatever you said
in that brainstorming session
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597. apparently knocked their socks off.
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598. Oh, my gosh.
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599. I don't know what to say.
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600. You will, of course,
continue to cover Mr. Draper's desk.
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601. Any writing you do
will be on your own time.
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602. Do I get a raise?
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603. No.
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604. Congratulations.
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605. More work and more responsibility.
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606. I guess you'll be entitled
to some dinner money.
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607. That's swell.
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608. Maybe I should go and thank them?
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609. I'm not really dressed.
Tomorrow, maybe?
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610. No need.
They wanted me to tell you.
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611. They were very specific about it.
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612. Well, you know what they say.
The medium is the message.
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613. And here I was just wishing for a man
to help me with my yard work.
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614. Sorry.
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615. That's what I get for being domestic.
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616. Let's get this off.
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617. Oh, God, hold that.
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618. The thought.
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619. Hi, Roy.
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620. Hi, beautiful.
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621. What's shakin'?
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622. Busy dance card, huh?
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623. Roy, this is my friend Don Draper.
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624. Don, this is Roy Hazellit.
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625. Pleasure.
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626. Ian's playing down at the Gaslight.
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627. We're gonna go support him,
pass the basket.
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628. You in?
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629. That is if Dad will let you out.
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630. Sounds like fun.
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631. Don, we should go down for a while.
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632. Come on. It'll be a kick.
What do you say?
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633. Afraid you'll miss the 5:31?
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634. I think I'm gonna stay here.
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635. I'll wear a skirt and nothing else.
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636. What took you so long?
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637. One of the media buyers
ambushed me in the elevator
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638. with tickets to the ballet, of all things.
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639. I told him I had plans,
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640. but he insisted we share
a cab across town anyways.
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641. I couldn't shake him.
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642. Which one was it?
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643. George Asbury. He's a hound.
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644. It doesn't matter.
They're all just boys.
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645. Poor bastard probably
couldn't help himself,
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646. the way you glide around that office
like some magnificent ship.
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647. Well, I don't want to be a distraction.
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648. Shall I order horse blinders
for the rest of the office?
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649. You didn't.
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650. Oh, I sure did.
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651. Well, what am I supposed to do with it?
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652. The store lady said you can do anything
but put the cage on the radiator.
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653. You're terrible.
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654. Well, you can't blame a man for trying.
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655. I just hate the thought
of having to share you.
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656. You don't have to share me now.
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657. Joanie, you smell so good.
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658. I've been thinking about this all day.
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659. Mona is looking at a weekend
in Old Saybrook with the in-laws.
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660. There's not enough liquor in the world.
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661. Roger.
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662. Sorry.
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663. Mary Katharine Cahill,
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664. a daughter of Harriet M. Barr
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665. and Archibald W. Barr
of Stonington, Connecticut,
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666. and Kevin Mark Duncan III,
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667. a son of Beatrice Hoslinger
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668. and Kevin Mark Duncan, Jr.,
of Manhattan,
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669. were married last evening
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670. at the Episcopal Church
of the Heavenly Rest.
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671. He travels around the country
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672. and collects miniature
replicas of monuments...
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673. Washington Memorial,
Bunker Hill, Mount Rushmore...
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674. and then he sticks them up his ass.
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675. Symbolism intended.
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676. No place to put your coat.
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677. Switch seats with me.
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678. No way.
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679. Can we get a round over here?
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680. Jack Daniels, Duchess.
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681. Sounds like a great idea.
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682. Anyway, turns out this Spanish cat and I
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683. are mucho simpatico
with the direction we talked about going.
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684. With the Theater of the People thing?
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685. Conscious drama.
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686. Not the soulless bullshit
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687. kept alive by the middle class
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688. with their season tickets
to Dick Van Dyke and Mary Martin.
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689. I bet Don here can tell you firsthand.
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690. Broadway is the birthplace
of mediocrity.
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691. The groom wore a matching boutonniêre
of sweetheart roses.
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692. Well, maybe it's born there,
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693. but I think it may be conceived right here.
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694. The couple will
honeymoon in Jamaica,
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695. and take up residence in Rye, New York.
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696. Thank you, Don.
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697. L'chaim.
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698. So what do you do, Don?
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699. I blow up bridges.
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700. Don's in advertising.
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701. No way.
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702. Madison Avenue? What a gas.
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703. We all have to serve somebody.
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704. Perpetuating the lie.
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705. How do you sleep at night?
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706. On a bed made of money.
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707. Isn't this an education?
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708. You hucksters in your tower created
the religion of mass consumption.
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709. People want to be told what to do so badly
that they'll listen to anyone.
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710. When you say people,
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711. I have a feeling you're
talking about thou.
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712. And I have a feeling
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713. that you spent more time
on your hair this morning than she did.
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714. You two want to head
to the urinals and poke it out?
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715. So, Roy,
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716. if you had a job...
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717. what would you do?
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718. I'm starting a theater,
right here in the Village.
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719. It's a cooperative.
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720. Midge is going to get in there,
paint some flats.
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721. I said I'd think about it.
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722. Last night I dreamed
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723. of making love to Fidel Castro
in a king-size bed
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724. at the Waldorf-Astoria.
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725. Viva la revolución, he roared,
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726. as he vanquished my dress.
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727. Outside the window,
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728. Nikita Khrushchev watched us,
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729. plucking a chicken.
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730. Take off your shirt!
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731. Take your shirt off!
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732. I should go.
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733. Too much art for me.
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734. Stay.
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735. This is Ian.
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736. We'll go right afterwards.
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737. By the waters
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738. The waters of Babylon
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739. We lay down and wept
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740. And wept
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741. For thee, Zion
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742. We remember thee
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743. Remember thee
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744. Remember thee, Zion
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745. By the waters
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746. The waters of Babylon
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747. - We lay down and wept
- By the waters
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748. - And wept
- The waters
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749. - For thee, Zion
- Of Babylon
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750. - We remember thee
- By the waters
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751. - Remember thee
- The waters
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752. - Remember thee, Zion
- Of Babylon
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753. - We remember thee
- We lay down and wept
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754. - Remember thee
- And wept
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755. - Remember thee, Zion
- For thee, Zion
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756. - By the waters
- We lay down and wept
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757. - The waters
- And wept
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758. - Of Babylon
- For thee, Zion
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759. - We lay down and wept
- By the waters
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760. - And wept
- The waters
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761. - For thee, Zion
- Of Babylon
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762. - We remember thee
- By the waters
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763. - Remember thee
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764. - Remember thee, Zion
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