1. Do you know how hard it isCopy !req
2. to see you walking around here?Copy !req
3. Previously on Mad Men.Copy !req
4. Glen! Young man, what is wrong with you?
This room is occupied!Copy !req
5. I'm getting another account?Copy !req
6. It's an assignment, not an account.Copy !req
7. I've never really
seen your eyes before.Copy !req
8. Herman Phillips, Bert Cooper.Copy !req
9. Actually, "Herman" goes on
my checks. People call me Duck.Copy !req
10. Want something a little
stronger there Carlton?Copy !req
11. I Don't want you telling Francine
that I suggestedCopy !req
12. something that I didn't.Copy !req
13. It's $5000.Copy !req
14. I want you to leave New York,Copy !req
15. and I don't want to see or hear
from you ever again.Copy !req
16. HutchCopy !req
17. Season 1 Episode 13
The WheelCopy !req
18. I like this for the powder room,
but definitely not the bedroom.Copy !req
19. - It's a little busy.
- I'm not sure.Copy !req
20. It's not the curtains I'm worried
about, but the cabinets.Copy !req
21. Nixon didn't stand a chance.Copy !req
22. The Browns trounced the Redskins,
31-10.Copy !req
23. The result of that last home gameCopy !req
24. has correctly predicted
the last six elections.Copy !req
25. I wish someone would have
told me that.Copy !req
26. Of course, it's really
a 50/50 chance of being right.Copy !req
27. I want to treat you like a sonCopy !req
28. because...
I feel that way towards you.Copy !req
29. Trudy told us that you were up forCopy !req
30. a promotion and
you didn't get it or something.Copy !req
31. - I wish she hadn't.
- Now, she loves you.Copy !req
32. And honestly, I think you need
to take a little focus off your work.Copy !req
33. This from one of the top salesmen
at Vicks Chemical.Copy !req
34. When you started talking about that
Clearasil company you bought...Copy !req
35. Now, that was kind of worth
bragging about.Copy !req
36. Did you know that there's a surge
in adolescents right now?Copy !req
37. I'll tell you, Sterling CooperCopy !req
38. and yours truly would love
to help you deliver that message.Copy !req
39. See? Now that's what
I'm talking about.Copy !req
40. The only family and business you should
be mixing is the production of a child.Copy !req
41. And what did Trudy say about that?Copy !req
42. About what?Copy !req
43. Tom, loose lips sink ships.Copy !req
44. I was just saying that work
isn't everything, you know.Copy !req
45. It's like that song says:
tend your own garden.Copy !req
46. What song is that, Daddy?Copy !req
47. I don't know.Copy !req
48. - People say it. It's true.
- It is true.Copy !req
49. Tend to your own garden.
That means...Copy !req
50. you know, start growing things.Copy !req
51. Daddy!Copy !req
52. You're embarrassing us.Copy !req
53. It'll be the best Christmas present
this one ever had.Copy !req
54. And hell, Thanksgiving's Thursday.Copy !req
55. And I guess I should
go to Keppler FarmCopy !req
56. to get some acorn squash.Copy !req
57. What am I doing?
They have squash there.Copy !req
58. Very good squash, actually.Copy !req
59. I wish you would come.Copy !req
60. Birdie, I'm a partner.Copy !req
61. 80% of my business rolls
out next week.Copy !req
62. It just seems silly for me
to go down thereCopy !req
63. for a 12-hour Thanksgiving.Copy !req
64. What about...Copy !req
65. Sally and Bobby's
childhood memories?Copy !req
66. There was no reason
you couldn't have it up here.Copy !req
67. You know my brother's children
are animals.Copy !req
68. They can't make the trip up here,Copy !req
69. and I don't want my dad to be alone.Copy !req
70. I'll take a cab to the train...Copy !req
71. and William will pick us up,Copy !req
72. probably in some new car.Copy !req
73. You know what? I...Copy !req
74. I don't think you want to go.Copy !req
75. I'm sorry. Was I unclear about that?Copy !req
76. I don't understand why you can't
make my family your family.Copy !req
77. Ken is perfectly happy
to have me here.Copy !req
78. What do you think it's like?
He's a bachelor. It's dirty.Copy !req
79. I'm not complaing.Copy !req
80. I don't think it's a good idea
to spend money on a hotel right now.Copy !req
81. If you're so worried about
my well-being, let me come home.Copy !req
82. That's not what I meant.Copy !req
83. I mean, I know how it sounded.Copy !req
84. Jennifer.Copy !req
85. Yes.Copy !req
86. I'll quit if you want me come home.Copy !req
87. I miss you...Copy !req
88. so much.Copy !req
89. Those the legendaryCopy !req
90. secret files of Bert Cooper?Copy !req
91. No.Copy !req
92. I got a call from Abraham Menken.Copy !req
93. I'm sure you know that
his daughter will beCopy !req
94. unavailable for
the next three months.Copy !req
95. Taking some sort of
ocean voyage to ParisCopy !req
96. and what not.Copy !req
97. I hadn't heard that.Copy !req
98. - But otherwise?
- There is no otherwise.Copy !req
99. Why is this man calling me?Copy !req
100. I don't know. Is he unhappy?Copy !req
101. As a partner, I do not expect
your personal preferencesCopy !req
102. to interfere with our business.Copy !req
103. Who says they have?Copy !req
104. It was the tone of his voice.
He's her father.Copy !req
105. That's it, cowboy.Copy !req
106. Francine.Copy !req
107. I'm coming in. I'm freezing.Copy !req
108. You're in your slippers.Copy !req
109. I've been outside waiting
for you to come home,Copy !req
110. just sitting in the car hoping
no one would see me.Copy !req
111. What's going on?Copy !req
112. Are your kids home?Copy !req
113. No. What happened?Copy !req
114. I'm so stupid.Copy !req
115. So damn stupid.Copy !req
116. You're not, Francine.Copy !req
117. Whatever happened,
you're not stupid.Copy !req
118. My mind hasn't been so sharp
since I had the baby.Copy !req
119. And Carlton gave me a stack of mail,Copy !req
120. and honestly I think
I just threw it away.Copy !req
121. And four days later,
the phone was cut off,Copy !req
122. so I had to go to the phone companyCopy !req
123. and pay it, or, you know,
he'd have a fit.Copy !req
124. And I had to do all
this without him knowing.Copy !req
125. How perfect.Copy !req
126. I don't understand.Copy !req
127. They gave me the bill.Copy !req
128. It was close to $18.Copy !req
129. There were all these calls:
long distance.Copy !req
130. MH. MH? Manhattan?Copy !req
131. So I called one.Copy !req
132. A woman answered.Copy !req
133. I had just...Copy !req
134. I said, "I'm calling from
Carlton Hanson's office. "Copy !req
135. She said, "Really?"Copy !req
136. I said, "He wants to have dinner
tonight at the usual place."Copy !req
137. What made you say that?Copy !req
138. What woman would
he be calling in ManhattanCopy !req
139. who answers her own phone?Copy !req
140. Married women.Copy !req
141. Lots of women answer
their own phones.Copy !req
142. So he's calling some married woman
from my houseCopy !req
143. while I'm upstairs sleeping?Copy !req
144. Maybe it's a cater.Copy !req
145. Maybe he's throwing
you a surprise party.Copy !req
146. Do you know he spends two nights
a week at the Waldorf?Copy !req
147. I'm so stupid.Copy !req
148. Assuming the worst...Copy !req
149. The worst is that I'll poison him.Copy !req
150. He's so stupid, he'd drink anything.Copy !req
151. I'm gonna have
a house full of people.Copy !req
152. I'll poison them all:Copy !req
153. his parents,Copy !req
154. my parents...Copy !req
155. my kids.Copy !req
156. Stop it.Copy !req
157. Stop that, Francine.Copy !req
158. You're emotional.Copy !req
159. - It doesn't mean...
- Damn it, Betty.Copy !req
160. I know everything.Copy !req
161. What am I gonna do?Copy !req
162. I've been sitting outside in the car.Copy !req
163. What do I do?
I thought you'd know what to do.Copy !req
164. Me? I... Why?Copy !req
165. I don't know.Copy !req
166. I'm s...Copy !req
167. so embarrassed.Copy !req
168. He doesn't know you know.Copy !req
169. I know that.Copy !req
170. I should go.Copy !req
171. No. Don't.Copy !req
172. You'll be okay.Copy !req
173. Mrs. Draper?Copy !req
174. Sorry I'm late.Copy !req
175. It's okay, Carla. You can go.Copy !req
176. - You want me to unpack the groceries?
- I'll do it. Just go.Copy !req
177. Good-bye.Copy !req
178. First things first.Copy !req
179. When I call a meeting,
if you arrive after me,Copy !req
180. you are late.Copy !req
181. Boys, the stock in our stable:Copy !req
182. Lucky Strike, Bethlehem Steel, Maytag.Copy !req
183. No automobile, airline,
pharmaceuticals.Copy !req
184. Tobacco *** list.Copy !req
185. You're Cosgrove, right?Copy !req
186. "The power health
behind the Rejuvenator".Copy !req
187. Actually,
it's called The Relax-a-Cizor.Copy !req
188. - What the hell is it?
- It's weight lost device.Copy !req
189. With a female pleasure payload.Copy !req
190. Really?Copy !req
191. I'm offering a $100 bonus
to the first manCopy !req
192. who brings me a meeting
with a decision maker.Copy !req
193. Gentlemen, here's a list of people
you should be having lunch with.Copy !req
194. I want you to run into people,
go through old year books.Copy !req
195. This means everybody.Copy !req
196. Writers, too.Copy !req
197. Bringing in business is the key
to your salary, your status,Copy !req
198. and your self-worth.Copy !req
199. I went to the Athletic Club today,Copy !req
200. and I sat in the steam
for an hour and a half.Copy !req
201. In that time, I lost 4 poundsCopy !req
202. and learned that Kodak
still isn't happyCopy !req
203. with the campaign for
the new slide projector.Copy !req
204. Is any of this sinking in?Copy !req
205. "It's true that
while simply relaxing,"Copy !req
206. "I can get all the benefits
of calisthenics."Copy !req
207. "A simple regimen of
three 20-minute sessions per week,"Copy !req
208. "combined with a sensible diet,
will restore your youthful glow."Copy !req
209. "I love the way it makes me feel."Copy !req
210. "The Relax-a-Cizor."Copy !req
211. "It's my little secret."Copy !req
212. Thank you, Annie.Copy !req
213. One more time... Rita.Copy !req
214. "I never thought
it would happen to me,"Copy !req
215. "but I regained my youth
and my happiness."Copy !req
216. - Todd?
- "Just ask my husband—"Copy !req
217. I think we're both going
to agree on Annie.Copy !req
218. Which one is Annie?Copy !req
219. Believe it or not, I like Rita.Copy !req
220. She's got that voice:Copy !req
221. randy and knowing.
Like the Relax-a-Cizor.Copy !req
222. Annie belongs on TV with
Rita's voice dubbed in.Copy !req
223. Norma, thank you. You can go.Copy !req
224. Whatever the...Copy !req
225. special properties
of the Relax-a-Cizor are,Copy !req
226. what we are selling is confidence,Copy !req
227. a better you.Copy !req
228. That woman isn't a better anything.Copy !req
229. Annie is a confident,
beautiful woman,Copy !req
230. and you can hear it in her voice.Copy !req
231. I can't believe
I'm in this argument.Copy !req
232. Sorry about that, Rita.Copy !req
233. Hi, Annie. We'll do this tomorrow.Copy !req
234. Check with Peggy here
for your session.Copy !req
235. If I get a hard time about this,
I'm telling people it was your idea.Copy !req
236. It was my idea.Copy !req
237. Just a minute, I'll be right back.Copy !req
238. Do you have to?Copy !req
239. That's... risky business.Copy !req
240. It is, isn't it?Copy !req
241. What darling?Copy !req
242. You can say anything to me.Copy !req
243. I can't provide for a childCopy !req
244. on what I make.Copy !req
245. Don't worry about that.Copy !req
246. How can I know?Copy !req
247. You can't.Copy !req
248. Really?Copy !req
249. You can't worry about that.Copy !req
250. So stay here.Copy !req
251. Hi, Birdie.Copy !req
252. It's 9:30. Why didn't you
just stay in the city?Copy !req
253. I have work to do here as well.Copy !req
254. Do you know where
the slide projector is?Copy !req
255. So you're not going to
see us for four days,Copy !req
256. and you're not going to see us now.Copy !req
257. Right when I walk in the door?Copy !req
258. I'm sorry.Copy !req
259. I'm sorry. I just...Copy !req
260. I had a terrible day.Copy !req
261. Sit with me.Copy !req
262. What happened?Copy !req
263. Francine told me Carlton has been
having an affair.Copy !req
264. Really.Copy !req
265. She was in pieces, Don.
I didn't know what to say to her.Copy !req
266. Well, what couldyou say?Copy !req
267. I'm surprised she told you.Copy !req
268. Why?Copy !req
269. She's like a sister to me.Copy !req
270. Of course she is.Copy !req
271. I never liked Carlton.Copy !req
272. He was never my favorite.Copy !req
273. She should poison him.Copy !req
274. Now you think she should kill him?Copy !req
275. How could someone do that
to the person that they love?Copy !req
276. That they have children with?Copy !req
277. Doesn't this all mean anything?Copy !req
278. Who knows why people
do what they do?Copy !req
279. Come on.Copy !req
280. Bring the wine.Copy !req
281. It's actually, a hell of a gadget.Copy !req
282. Continuous, doesn't jam.Copy !req
283. They call it the Doughnut
or the Wheel.Copy !req
284. They're expecting something
along those lines.Copy !req
285. Kodak reinvented the wheel.
They're going to hear that 10 times.Copy !req
286. They actually want you to use
the words "Research"Copy !req
287. and "development" in the ads.Copy !req
288. But if you could find a way
to put the Wheel and the FutureCopy !req
289. into something with some legs,Copy !req
290. you could make me look good
my first month here.Copy !req
291. "I never thought
it would happen to me,"Copy !req
292. "but I regained my youth
and my happiness."Copy !req
293. "Just ask my husband."Copy !req
294. "I swear, he looks at me
like the night we met."Copy !req
295. "It's true that while
simply relaxing"Copy !req
296. "I can get all the benefits of"...Copy !req
297. Annie, I'm sorry.
We have to get a level here.Copy !req
298. No, we don't.Copy !req
299. She doesn't sound very confident.Copy !req
300. She just started.Copy !req
301. Give her a direction.Copy !req
302. Okay, Annie.Copy !req
303. Confidence.Copy !req
304. Okay.Copy !req
305. "I never thought
it would happen to me,"Copy !req
306. "but I regained my youth
and my happiness."Copy !req
307. "Just ask my husband."Copy !req
308. "I swear, he looks at me
like the night we met."Copy !req
309. Annie.Copy !req
310. - Yes?
- Are you married?Copy !req
311. No.Copy !req
312. I could have told you that.Copy !req
313. Well, try and imagine
you're you, Annie,Copy !req
314. and now you have everything.Copy !req
315. You're beautiful, you're slim,Copy !req
316. you're the beloved prize
of a handsome man,Copy !req
317. and you have everything
when you use the Relax-a-Cizor.Copy !req
318. It's too bad your voice
is so annoying.Copy !req
319. "I never thought
it would happen to me,"Copy !req
320. "but I regained my youth
and my happiness."Copy !req
321. "Just ask my husband."Copy !req
322. Hold on, Annie. We have a problem
with the tape recorder.Copy !req
323. Say something to her.Copy !req
324. Make her feel beautiful.Copy !req
325. You know, the confidence
that comes with beauty.Copy !req
326. Pegs, a woman who looks like that
will never sound confidentCopy !req
327. because she never is confident.Copy !req
328. Annie has guts to give the bachelor.Copy !req
329. The juiciest gazelle
is the easiest to catch.Copy !req
330. Can I... I have a bit of
a cold in my throat.Copy !req
331. Can I get some pineapple juice?Copy !req
332. There's a glass of water
in the corner.Copy !req
333. It's great for your throat.Copy !req
334. I didn't believe that, either.Copy !req
335. Let's try it again, Annie.Copy !req
336. Happy, confident, beautiful.Copy !req
337. "I never thought
it would happen to me,"Copy !req
338. "but I regained my youth
and my happiness."Copy !req
339. "Just ask my husband."Copy !req
340. "I swear, he looks at me
like the night"...Copy !req
341. Annie.Copy !req
342. You're married.Copy !req
343. Maybe you put on a few pounds,Copy !req
344. but then you got the Relax-a-Cizor,Copy !req
345. and you're back to being you,Copy !req
346. right now.Copy !req
347. I don't know that I understand.Copy !req
348. Annie, what don't you understand?Copy !req
349. I am being me.Copy !req
350. Just give me a second.
I'll get it the way you want it.Copy !req
351. "I never thought
it would happen to me, but"...Copy !req
352. "I never thought
this would happen to me, but... "Copy !req
353. "I never thought
it would happen to me, but"...Copy !req
354. Look Pegs,Copy !req
355. Don't do that to me.Copy !req
356. Kenny, be professionnel would you.Copy !req
357. This is not working out.
We're going to have to let you go.Copy !req
358. You could have gone
in there and said that.Copy !req
359. In this order,Copy !req
360. I want you to go after her
and console her.Copy !req
361. And after you make plansCopy !req
362. or whatever you need to do,
call Rita.Copy !req
363. The older lady you liked?Copy !req
364. She's probably home with
the Relax-a-Cizor right now.Copy !req
365. Can you get me the...Copy !req
366. Brighton Hotel, Times Square?Copy !req
367. - Brighton.
- Yes.Copy !req
368. Sorry to bother you so late.
I'm looking for someone.Copy !req
369. A tenant of yours some...Copy !req
370. some months back.Copy !req
371. A guest.Copy !req
372. I'd love to know if he left
a forwarding address.Copy !req
373. His name is... Adam Whitman.Copy !req
374. Right. Can I ask what you want?Copy !req
375. Just a forwarding address.Copy !req
376. I'm trying to contact him.Copy !req
377. He has red hair...Copy !req
378. over 6 feet.Copy !req
379. Now, listen.
I know who you're talking about.Copy !req
380. Jesus, I...Copy !req
381. hate to be the one to tell you this,
but he hung himself.Copy !req
382. What?Copy !req
383. Adam Whitman.Copy !req
384. I'm sorry.Copy !req
385. Left the building a bunch of money.
The city took it.Copy !req
386. It was in the Post.Copy !req
387. I hate to be the one
to give that news.Copy !req
388. Hello.Copy !req
389. Yes. Hello.Copy !req
390. Who is this?Copy !req
391. Who is this?Copy !req
392. This is Dr. Arnold Wayne.Copy !req
393. Mrs. Albertson, I have warned you,
this is inappropriate.Copy !req
394. Are we on fire?Copy !req
395. Don.Copy !req
396. No. I...Copy !req
397. dropped a cigarette
in my waste basket.Copy !req
398. Harry, come here.
I want to talk to you.Copy !req
399. Harry, I want to talk to you.Copy !req
400. I can explain.Copy !req
401. What is the benefit of that thing?Copy !req
402. it sells projectors to people
who already have them.Copy !req
403. Yeah, the Wheel.Copy !req
404. Stacks, you store your slides in it,Copy !req
405. and it's ready to go.Copy !req
406. I took pictures for the paper
at Wisconsin.Copy !req
407. The machinery is definitely
part of the fun.Copy !req
408. It's mechanical.Copy !req
409. What did you take pictures of?Copy !req
410. Girls, mostly.Copy !req
411. You could go up and ask them
their names afterwardsCopy !req
412. like you were going to
put it in the paper.Copy !req
413. And some other stuff.
Artsy-craftsy stuff.Copy !req
414. Think of it hell about it.Copy !req
415. Artsy, like what?Copy !req
416. Like the reflection of a tree in a pond?Copy !req
417. Worse.Copy !req
418. I did a whole series that was justCopy !req
419. handprints on glass.Copy !req
420. You know, the way it fogs up
around your heat.Copy !req
421. And take it off, take a picture.Copy !req
422. Black and white, I suppose.Copy !req
423. Of course.Copy !req
424. I was always fascinated by the cave
paintings of Lascaux.Copy !req
425. They're, like, 17,000 years old.Copy !req
426. The bison get all the attention,Copy !req
427. but there are also
all of these handprints,Copy !req
428. tiny by today's standards,Copy !req
429. with paint blown all around them.Copy !req
430. Signature of the artist.Copy !req
431. But I thought it was like someone...Copy !req
432. reaching through the stone
and right to us.Copy !req
433. "I was here."Copy !req
434. Are you okay?Copy !req
435. That'll be all.Copy !req
436. Glen?Copy !req
437. I'm not supposed to talk to you.Copy !req
438. Who says... Who said that?Copy !req
439. My mother and my father.Copy !req
440. I don't care.Copy !req
441. My mother's going to come out.Copy !req
442. I don't care.Copy !req
443. Glen...Copy !req
444. I can't talk to anyone.Copy !req
445. It's so horrible.Copy !req
446. I'm so sad.Copy !req
447. Don't cry.Copy !req
448. Please...Copy !req
449. Please tell me I'll be okay.Copy !req
450. I don't know.Copy !req
451. I wish I was older.Copy !req
452. Adults don't know anything, Glen.Copy !req
453. I don't really
know how long 20 minutes is.Copy !req
454. Of course, dear.Copy !req
455. Don, I hope I'm not bothering you.Copy !req
456. I just wanted to let you know
I took Duck's talk very seriously.Copy !req
457. And without having to crack
my Deerfield yearbook,Copy !req
458. I've brought in an account.Copy !req
459. Good for you.Copy !req
460. It's a piece of
Vicks Chemical Company.Copy !req
461. Clearasil.Copy !req
462. Better potential than any traditional
pharmaceutical, I believe.Copy !req
463. That's a real account, Campbell.Copy !req
464. How'd that happen?Copy !req
465. I'm not embarrassed to say
my father-in-law'sCopy !req
466. a former salesman,
now executive there.Copy !req
467. That's generous.Copy !req
468. He's interested in my future.Copy !req
469. Congratulations. I'm sure,
with a little bit of lawyering,Copy !req
470. you're entitled to that bonus.Copy !req
471. I got the bonus.Copy !req
472. And Cooper gave me
some book by Ayn Rand*.Copy !req
473. He seemed assured,
as I hope you are,Copy !req
474. that I have a significant investment
in this company.Copy !req
475. Well, you do now, don't you?Copy !req
476. It matters to me that
you're impressed.Copy !req
477. I am.Copy !req
478. Self-worth and status.Copy !req
479. You said it.Copy !req
480. Thanksgiving.Copy !req
481. It's very n-nerve-wracking,
having to deal with gettingCopy !req
482. the family together.Copy !req
483. My mother didn't...Copy !req
484. cook last year
because she was so sick.Copy !req
485. And now I'm going to have
to deal with Gloria.Copy !req
486. But it is Thanksgiving, and...Copy !req
487. I'm grateful for things.Copy !req
488. Like this.Copy !req
489. This... has helped.Copy !req
490. Don doesn't think so, but it has.Copy !req
491. Being able to talk.Copy !req
492. Just... Just me and you
and your little pad.Copy !req
493. It has helped.Copy !req
494. Still, I...Copy !req
495. I can't help but think
that I would be happyCopy !req
496. if my husband was faithful to me.Copy !req
497. My brother's children are
very badly behaved, and...Copy !req
498. he spanks them.Copy !req
499. Don has never laid
a hand on the kids.Copy !req
500. He's kind inside.Copy !req
501. But outside, it...Copy !req
502. it's all there in my face every day.Copy !req
503. The hotel rooms.Copy !req
504. Sometimes perfume.Copy !req
505. Or worse.Copy !req
506. He doesn't know what family is.Copy !req
507. He doesn't even have one.Copy !req
508. It makes me sorry for him...Copy !req
509. when in fact I...Copy !req
510. I should be angry...Copy !req
511. very angry. You know?Copy !req
512. But I put up with it
like some ostrich.Copy !req
513. It's interesting, isn't it?Copy !req
514. The way he m...Copy !req
515. he makes love?Copy !req
516. Sometimes it's what I want.Copy !req
517. But sometimes it's obviously
what someone else wants.Copy !req
518. I suppose it means I'm not enough.Copy !req
519. But maybe it...Copy !req
520. it's just him.Copy !req
521. Don Draper and Salvatore Romano,Copy !req
522. this is Joe Harriman
and Lynn Taylor.Copy !req
523. No Eastmans today, unfortunately.
They're all back in the lab.Copy !req
524. It's a wonderful facility,
but they don't take vacations.Copy !req
525. What do they show,
slides of them working?Copy !req
526. So, have you figured out a way
to work the Wheel into it?Copy !req
527. We know it's hard because wheels
aren't really seen as excitingCopy !req
528. technology, even though
they are the original.Copy !req
529. Technology is a glittering lure,Copy !req
530. but there's the rare occasion
when the public can be engagedCopy !req
531. on the level beyond flash,Copy !req
532. if they have a sentimental bond
with the product.Copy !req
533. My first job,Copy !req
534. I was in-house at a fur company
with this old proCopy !req
535. copyrighter, a Greek named Teddy.Copy !req
536. And Teddy told me the most
important idea in advertisingCopy !req
537. is "New".Copy !req
538. Creates an itch.Copy !req
539. You simply put your product
in there as a kind of...Copy !req
540. calamine lotion.Copy !req
541. But he also talked aboutCopy !req
542. a deeper bond with the product.Copy !req
543. Nostalgia.Copy !req
544. It's delicate...Copy !req
545. but potent.Copy !req
546. Sweetheart.Copy !req
547. Teddy told me that in Greek.Copy !req
548. "Nostalgia" literally means
the pain from an old wound.Copy !req
549. It's a twinge in your heart far
more powerful than memory alone.Copy !req
550. This device...Copy !req
551. isn't a space ship.Copy !req
552. It's a time machine.Copy !req
553. It goes backwards, forwards.Copy !req
554. It takes us to a place where
we ache to go again.Copy !req
555. It's not called the Wheel.Copy !req
556. It's called the Carousel.Copy !req
557. It lets us travel
the way a child travels.Copy !req
558. Around and around
and back home again...Copy !req
559. to a place where
we know we are loved.Copy !req
560. Good luck at your next meeting.Copy !req
561. Don, I have to warn you,
I'm not alone.Copy !req
562. It was beautiful.Copy !req
563. Congratulations, mein Kommandant.Copy !req
564. They called from the lobby.Copy !req
565. They cancelled their other meetings,
including DDB.Copy !req
566. Not just a victory for us.
It's a victory for civilization.Copy !req
567. There's also more celebrating.Copy !req
568. Mr. Campbell, here.
Your father-in-law called.Copy !req
569. He'll be in before Christmas.Copy !req
570. I've got to get married.Copy !req
571. No, thank you. I'm good.Copy !req
572. - Here's how.
- Cheers.Copy !req
573. You know what, Pete?Copy !req
574. I've got a way for you to turn
this account into a home run.Copy !req
575. He's on a roll.Copy !req
576. Clearasil.Copy !req
577. You know who buys that?Copy !req
578. Young girls.Copy !req
579. What a difference it makes
in their lives to be blemish-free.Copy !req
580. I believe it does.Copy !req
581. We have the perfect writer for that.Copy !req
582. Peggy Olsen.Copy !req
583. That's funny.Copy !req
584. Freddy Rumsen and I were both
very impressed with her insight.Copy !req
585. - Freddy Rumsen.
- If I can weigh in...Copy !req
586. Come on. That Belle Jolie thing.Copy !req
587. Plus you should have seen her
in that booth yesterday.Copy !req
588. She was like Kinsey but with balls.Copy !req
589. Stop joking already, will you, Don?Copy !req
590. Excuse me?Copy !req
591. This is my father-in-law.Copy !req
592. He's expecting the very best.
I'm expecting the very best,Copy !req
593. not some little girl
who'll walk away.Copy !req
594. You'll have to give back
that copy of Ayn Rand.Copy !req
595. Do you know how hard I worked
to get this account?Copy !req
596. - Who the hell is she?
- Peggy is not evenCopy !req
597. a copywriter.
She's a... a secretary.Copy !req
598. Peggy!Copy !req
599. Yes, Mr. Draper?Copy !req
600. Miss Olsen,Copy !req
601. you are now a junior copywriter.Copy !req
602. Your first accountCopy !req
603. will be delivering Clearasil
to the spotted masses.Copy !req
604. What?Copy !req
605. Don't act surprised.Copy !req
606. Is this really happening?Copy !req
607. Yes, it is.Copy !req
608. My goodness.Copy !req
609. I will do my sincere best.Copy !req
610. Good to hear.Copy !req
611. Mr. Campbell, here,
will brief you after the holiday.Copy !req
612. Of course.Copy !req
613. That'll be all.Copy !req
614. Thank you, Mr. Draper.Copy !req
615. I said congratulations, didn't I?Copy !req
616. Although sometimes when
people get what they want,Copy !req
617. they realize how
limited their goals were.Copy !req
618. So I guess I'll put you in
with Victor Manning.Copy !req
619. David Steuben got fired.Copy !req
620. Fired?Copy !req
621. People hated his work.Copy !req
622. Will I get business cards?Copy !req
623. Please make all your requests
through Bridget.Copy !req
624. Of course.Copy !req
625. Peggy, I know you know it all.Copy !req
626. Remember, just because
you now have a door,Copy !req
627. don't forget that once you didn't.Copy !req
628. Think of the other girls,
or they won't think of you.Copy !req
629. Vic Manning, I'd like you
to meet Peggy Olsen.Copy !req
630. She'll be taking Mr. Steuben's desk.Copy !req
631. Nice to meet you.Copy !req
632. I don't feel so swell.Copy !req
633. I think I should go home.Copy !req
634. I have to stop eating off the cart.Copy !req
635. If you're trying to find a way
to go out and celebrate,Copy !req
636. you should ask your secretary
to cover for you.Copy !req
637. Very funny.Copy !req
638. - Happy Thanksgiving.
- You, too, Joan.Copy !req
639. David and I have a deal.Copy !req
640. No meetings in here, okay.
And no music.Copy !req
641. What can we do for you today?Copy !req
642. My stomach hurts really bad.Copy !req
643. I think I had a bad sandwich.Copy !req
644. Let's take a look.Copy !req
645. My God.Copy !req
646. Honey, you didn't mention
that you were expecting.Copy !req
647. What?Copy !req
648. You're going to be a mother.Copy !req
649. That's impossible.Copy !req
650. You want us to call your husbandCopy !req
651. or your boyfriend?Copy !req
652. - I don't understand.
- Stop talking.Copy !req
653. Now, listen, we're going
to get you up to Maternity.Copy !req
654. No. No, that's not possible.Copy !req
655. Do you feel that?Copy !req
656. - My God!
- We need a wheelchair.Copy !req
657. It hurts!Copy !req
658. It's going to be okay. All right?Copy !req
659. - We just want you to calm down.
- You don't understand.Copy !req
660. We need a wheelchair!Copy !req
661. Have Dr. Wilson in PsychiatryCopy !req
662. Hello, darling.Copy !req
663. Were they having a party
at the office?Copy !req
664. Yes.Copy !req
665. I think I should...Copy !req
666. lie down.Copy !req
667. That's a good idea.Copy !req
668. Sure. Rest up.Copy !req
669. But make sure you're awake later.Copy !req
670. Daddy!Copy !req
671. Would you like to try to feed him?Copy !req
672. Don't you want to hold him,
sweetheart?Copy !req
673. Hello?Copy !req
674. What are you doing here?Copy !req
675. Daddy! Are you coming with us?Copy !req
676. No, he isn't.Copy !req
677. Daddy has to work.Copy !req
678. But you can drive us to the station.
I haven't called the taxi yet.Copy !req
679. I'm coming with you.Copy !req
680. Really?Copy !req
681. You are?Copy !req
682. I'll pack the car.
We'll be there before noon.Copy !req
683. - Daddy's coming with you.
- Daddy!Copy !req
684. Hello?Copy !req
685. Hello.Copy !req
686. T H E E N DCopy !req
687. Next Season, Next Summer!Copy !req
688. Thanks to:
SixeCopy !req