MAD 4x8

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Jack Harper is the last man on Earth, but there's also a talking kung-fu panda. Then, Sherlock Holmes goes missing and it's up to another beloved British character to save him ... Mary Poppins?! Plus, Alfred E. Neuman, Spy vs. Spy and more!

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1. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. ANIMATION

2. - BEEN LOST IN THE JUNE GLOOM FOR A MONTH?

3. HERE ARE SOME "MAD" MOMENTS YOU MAY HAVE MISSED...

4. WEDNESDAY, 8:00 P.M.--

5. "AMERICAN IDOL" HITS AN ALL-TIME RATINGS LOW,

6. CAUSING NICKI MINAJ TO SAY, "WAIT, I'M STILL ON "AMERICAN IDOL?"

7. FRIDAY, 2:00 P.M., RESEARCHERS CALCULATE

8. THAT OVER SIX BILLION HOURS OF VIDEOS

9. ARE WATCHED ONLINE PER MONTH,

10. OR 45 MINUTES, IF YOU DON'T COUNT CAT CLIPS.

11. SUNDAY, 10:00 A.M.--

12. FATHER'S DAY BECOMES SO INSIGNIFICANT,

13. WE INTERRUPT OUR OWN JOKE TO BRING YOU THIS.

14. - HA HA HA!

15. - THIS IS JACK HARPER. I'M GOOD TO GO.

16. - JACK, SOMETHING CRASH LANDED NEARBY.

17. DON'T TAKE ANY CHANCES, THOUGH.

18. IT'S JUST TWO MORE WEEKS TILL WE CAN JOIN THE OTHERS.

19. - 60 YEARS AGO, THE EARTH WAS ATTACKED BY ALIENS.

20. WE WON THE WAR, BUT EARTH WAS DESTROYED.

21. SO REALLY, I GUESS WE KIND OF LOST THE WAR.

22. ANYWAY, EVERYONE WAS EVACUATED,

23. LEAVING ONLY ME HERE TO CLEAN UP.

24. I FOUND THE WRECKAGE.

25. THERE SEEMS TO BE SOMETHING ALIVE IN HERE.

26. - UH, DO YOU HAVE ANY FOOD? - HUH?

27. OHH!

28. - AND THAT IS FOR NOT GREETING ME WITH DUMPLINGS.

29. - WHERE AM I? - I'VE BEEN WATCHING YOU, JACK.

30. YOU'RE CURIOUS. YOU WANT TO KNOW THE TRUTH.

31. - NO, I DON'T. I CAN'T HANDLE IT.

32. - THEY LIED TO YOU. THE EARTH IS ABANDONED.

33. IT'S BEEN REPOPULATED WITH TALKING KUNG FU ANIMALS.

34. - RIGHT. AND WHEN YOU LOST THE BATTLE,

35. WE ANIMALS LEARNED TO TALK, AND DO KUNG FU

36. SO WE WOULDN'T SUFFER THE SAME FATE.

37. - I GUESS THAT'S A GOOD EXPLANATION

38. FOR THE WORLD OF KUNG FU PANDA.

39. - YEAH, RIGHT? IT KIND OF WORKS.

40. - BUT THE FLYING GUN ROBOTS YOU'VE BEEN MAINTAINING

41. ARE ACTUALLY BUILT TO DESTROY US.

42. - HI, Y'ALL.

43. I'M A KUNG FU ANIMAL EXTERMINATOR.

44. Y'ALL WANT SOME SWEET TEA?

45. - RUN. THEY'RE HERE TO KILL US.

46. AND THE TEA'S NOT THAT GOOD.

47. - UH, THERE'S NOT REALLY A BACKSEAT, SO...

48. - NO, IT'S FINE, I FIT.

49. THEY'RE GAINING ON US! TURN LEFT!

50. - I AM TURNING LEFT!

51. - NO, MY LEFT!

52. - WE'RE FACING THE SAME DIRECTION!

53. STOP THAT.

54. - YES! MY KUNG FU SAVES THE DAY.

55. - THAT WASN'T KUNG FU! OR ON PURPOSE.

56. AH! WHAT ARE THOSE?

57. - WOW, THIS HAS TAKEN A SHARP TURN.

58. - YOU'RE TELLING ME. WHY ARE THERE "STAR WARS" CHARACTERS HERE?

59. - NO, I MEAN, THAT SHARP TURN!

60. - AAH!

61. - WE WON! WE DID IT.

62. WAY TO GO, PO. YEAH! DID IT AGAIN.

63. - AH, PO IS POO POO.

64. - BUT WHAT ABOUT THAT GUN ROBOT CHASING US?

65. - UM, I DON'T THINK WE HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT HER ANYMORE.

66. - I LOVE YOU.

67. - I LOVE YOU, TOO, SUGAR.

68. LET'S GO GET US SOME BISCUITS.

69. - IS THIS REALLY THE PLOT OF "OBLIVION?"

70. - YOU WANT THE PLOT? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE PLOT.

71. SO INSTEAD, EVERYONE DANCE.

72. - EH, STILL BETTER THAN "ROCK OF AGES."

73. - "JIMMY WAS HE."

74. - IT MEANS CEMENT DRIES FASTER THAN I THOUGHT,

75. IS WHAT IT MEANS.

76. - "MAD."

77. - AND THAT'S WHY DOGS SHOULDN'T DRIVE.

78. - WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM WITH SOME BREAKING NEWS.

79. IT'S BEEN MONTHS SINCE I'VE APPEARED ON AN EPISODE OF "MAD."

80. PEOPLE EVERYWHERE ARE ASKING,

81. WHERE'S THAT HANDSOME ANCHOR THAT EVERYONE LOVES?

82. IN A RELATED STORY, I'VE STOPPED GETTING PAID,

83. BEEN THROWN OUT OF MY APARTMENT, AND I'M VERY HUNGRY.

84. ONE MIGHT THINK I DON'T EVEN WORK HERE ANYMORE.

85. WE'LL HAVE MORE ON THIS STORY AS IT DEVELOPS—HOPEFULLY.

86. - YOU WORK HARD ALL DAY AND WANT TO COME HOME TO A NICE NEIGHBORHOOD.

87. A COMMUNITY OF LAID BACK, FRIENDLY PEOPLE.

88. A NEIGHBORHOOD WHERE EVERYONE KNOWS YOUR NAME,

89. AND IS PATROLLED 'ROUND THE CLOCK BY HUNDREDS AND HUNDREDS OF ALLIGATORS.

90. - WHOA!

91. - IT'S THE GATORED COMMUNITY,

92. A PEACEFUL PLACE WHERE YOU WILL NEVER BE BOTHERED—

93. BECAUSE OF THE ALLIGATORS.

94. GATED COMMUNITIES ARE FINE, BUT CRIMINALS CAN STILL GET IN.

95. BUT THE GATORED COMMUNITY HAS A FOOLPROOF, ANTI CRIME SYSTEM—

96. ALLIGATORS.

97. SO YOU CAN SLEEP SAFELY KNOWING THERE'S NOTHING OUTSIDE YOUR WINDOW...

98. EXCEPT AN 800 POUND REPTILIAN TOOTH MONSTER.

99. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS APPLY FOR RESIDENCE.

100. PICK OUT A HOUSE AND FINALLY,

101. AND WE CAN'T STRESS THIS ENOUGH, DECIDE WHICH DAYS

102. YOU WILL BE ON ALLIGATOR FEEDING DUTY.

103. IT IS VERY IMPORTANT THAT WE KEEP THE ALLIGATORS FED,

104. BECAUSE THEY OUTNUMBER US TWO TO ONE.

105. IN FACT, IT'S KIND OF A PROBLEM. SO JOIN THE GATORED COMMUNITY.

106. OR HELP US ESCAPE. EITHER ONE.

107. - HELLO. WELCOME TO THE HAIR SALON.

108. - HI! I WANT MY HAIR TO LOOK LIKE ANGELINA JOLIE.

109. - OK. COMIN' RIGHT UP.

110. - THAT'S PERFECT!

111. THANKS!

112. - ANOTHER REASON DOGS SHOULDN'T DRIVE.

113. - MAD, MAD, MAD, MAD!

114. - TONIGHT ON A VERY SPECIAL EPISODE

115. OF "MIDDLE AGED WOLF"...

116. - OH, I HAVE AN IDEA.

117. AH, NUTS.

118. - "MIDDLE-AGED WOLF," FROM THE MAKERS

119. OF THE ORIGINAL "TEEN WOLF," BECAUSE THEY'RE OLD ENOUGH NOW

120. TO KNOW THAT NOTHING CAN STOP THE PROBLEMS OF AGING.

121. - DOH!

122. - AND NOW A SPECIAL MADITORIAL.

123. - SO, UH, IT'S COME TO MY ATTENTION

124. THAT I MADE AN ERROR IN LAST WEEK'S MADITORIAL

125. ENTITLED, "AT NIGHT, THE SUN TURNS INTO THE MOON."

126. I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE A FULL RETRACTION.

127. EVIDENTLY, THE SUN AND THE MOON

128. ARE DIFFERENT CELESTIAL BODIES.

129. NUMEROUS SCIENTISTS AND A FEW MEAN CHILDREN

130. CALLED IN AND TOLD ME I WAS WRONG.

131. I GUESS I JUST ASSUMED THAT SINCE I NEVER SAW THEM IN THE SAME PLACE AT ONCE,

132. IT WAS KIND OF A CLARK KENT/ SUPERMAN THING.

133. I'M SORRY FOR ANY CONFUSION I MAY HAVE CAUSED,

134. BUT I WILL NOT BACK DOWN ON MY BELIEF THAT WORMS ARE JUST BABY SNAKES.

135. SO TO MRS. BEDICINI'S SECOND GRADE CLASS,

136. I SAY... PHHTTT.

137. - THIS HAS BEEN A SPECIAL MADITORIAL.

138. - MEOW!

139. - JUST A REMINDER THAT DOGS SHOULDN'T DRIVE.

140. - AAH!

141. STILL NOTHING? - NOT YET.

142. - AWW! I TOOK THIS JOB TOO EARLY.

143. - THIS IS BAD, WATSON. USUALLY SHERLOCK SOLVES

144. THE KIDNAPPING CASES. BUT THIS TIME,

145. HE'S THE ONE WHO'S BEEN KIDNAPPED.

146. THEY WANT A MILLION DOLLARS BY MIDNIGHT,

147. OR WE'LL NEVER SEE HOLMES AGAIN.

148. - AND THEY SPELLED HOLMES LIKE "HOME,"

149. LIKE SOMEBODY'S HOUSE. SO DUMB.

150. - THERE'S GOT TO BE SOMEONE ELSE WHO CAN CRACK THIS CASE.

151. BUT WHO? - AAH!

152. - HEY! - HELLO, I—

153. I RECEIVED YOUR NOTE AND I'M HERE TO HELP.

154. I'M MARY POPPINS.

155. - WELL, I SUPPOSE ONE BELOVED BRITISH CHARACTER

156. IS JUST AS GOOD AS ANOTHER. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

157. - JUST CHECKING TO MAKE SURE HARRY POTTER ISN'T COMING.

158. THIS PARODY COULD HAVE JUST AS EASILY BEEN CALLED

159. "SPELLEMENTARY," WITH WIZARDS, AND—

160. - HE'S NOT COMING, OK? HE'S NOT. WE WENT WITH THIS ONE.

161. WAY TO TAKE THE WIND OUT OF MY UMBRELLA.

162. OH, JUST SHOW THE TITLE.

163. NOW FIRST, WE MUST SEARCH THIS CRIME SCENE.

164. - THE FORENSIC UNIT IS ON THEIR WAY.

165. - WE DON'T NEED TO WAIT FOR THEM.

166. ALL WE NEED IS A LITTLE SONG.

167. WHEN CLUES WE MUST COLLECT

168. AND FINGERPRINTS BE CHECKED,

169. JUST SING A SONG AND YOUR JOB IS HALFWAY DONE.

170. - DID YOU JUST MAGICALLY CLEAN THE ROOM?

171. - MM-HMM? YES, I DID.

172. - SO YOU JUST DESTROYED ALL THE EVIDENCE.

173. - OHH. HA HA. YES.

174. TA-DA!

175. - BET HARRY POTTER WOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT.

176. - WELL, NO MATTER. I'M SURE A LEAD WILL TURN UP SOON ENOUGH.

177. IN FACT, THAT FELLOW THERE LOOKS QUITE SUSPICIOUS.

178. - YES! I THINK I SAW HIM FOLLOWING SHERLOCK YESTERDAY.

179. - THERE HE GOES! AFTER HIM!

180. - DON'T WORRY, I'LL GET HIM.

181. - OHH!

182. - HE'S INSIDE THE CHALK DRAWING?

183. - INDEED HE IS. NOW I'LL JUST

184. REACH IN AND PULL HIM OUT—

185. - SO... - HE'S GONE.

186. - EITHER OF YOU LADIES SINGLE?

187. - WE ONLY HAVE A FEW MINUTES LEFT TO FIND HOLMES.

188. MARY, YOU MUST HAVE SOME IDEA WHO TOOK HIM.

189. - WELL, I— - COME ON, MARY,

190. HOLMES' LIFE HANGS IN THE BALANCE.

191. - YES, UH— - YOU EITHER SOLVED THE CASE

192. OR YOU HAVEN'T. SAY SOMETHING!

193. - SUPER FRAGGLE HICKIE BABBLE CHRONIC HALITOSIS!

194. - WHAT?

195. - THAT WAS A...

196. NICE SONG. - I AGREE.

197. - AND HOLMES? - YEAH, HE'S, UH, HE'S DEAD.

198. - AHH! DEFINITELY SHOULD HAVE GONE WITH HARRY POTTER

199. AND "SPELLEMENTARY."

200. - MAD!

201. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. ANIMATION

202. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE —www.ncicap.org—

203. - I'LL EVEN RECORD YOUR OUTGOING MESSAGE. ANYTHING!