MAD 4x5

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A family is haunted by a small blue menace. Then, Finn the Human moves into the White House. Plus, Alfred E. Neuman, Spy vs. Spy and more!

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1. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. ANIMATION

2. - BEEN PICKING ON JUSTIN BIEBER ALL MONTH?

3. HERE ARE SOME "MAD" MOMENTS YOU MAY HAVE MISSED.

4. THURSDAY, 11:00 AM.

5. ZOOEY DESCHANEL GIVES TWO LUCKY DOGS A NEW HOME

6. AND NEW HAIRCUTS.

7. SATURDAY, 12:00 PM.

8. NOT BE OUTDONE BY MAGNETO MARRYING PROFESSOR "X" IN NEW ENGLAND,

9. STAN LEE DECIDES TO MARRY SPIDEY'S AUNT MAY AT COMIKAZE.

10. WEDNESDAY, 8:00 PM.

11. SELENA GOMEZ IS SEEN OUT ON THE TOWN WITH THIS—

12. - MAD!

13. - MAD!

14. - HI, I'M YOUR UNCLE LUCAS.

15. THIS IS ANABEL.

16. YOU'RE GOING TO BE LIVING WITH US.

17. WHAT'S WRONG WITH THEM?

18. - VICTORIA AND LILY WERE FOUND IN DEPLORABLE CONDITIONS.

19. ALONE IN THE WILDERNESS FOR AT LEAST 5 YEARS.

20. HOW THEY SURVIVED IS UNEXPLAINABLE.

21. BUT WE THINK THEY MIGHT HAVE HAD SOME HELP FROM SOMEONE.

22. WHEN WE FOUND THEM, THEY WERE WEARING THESE HATS.

23. - PAPA.

24. - WELL, HELLO AGAIN, CHILDREN.

25. - HOW ARE YOU GUYS ADJUSTING TO YOUR NEW ROOM?

26. WHAT ARE YOU DRAWING?

27. YOU... YOU USED UP ALL MY ANTIQUE BLUE CRAYON COLLECTION.

28. - GRAB YOUR THINGS, GIRLS.

29. - VICTORIA, WHAT IS IT?

30. - YOU'RE IN DANGER.

31. HE'S COMING TO TAKE US BACK TO THE WOODS.

32. - WHO IS?

33. - PAPA.

34. - WHAT'S UNDER THE BED?

35. - SMURF—

36. YOU REALLY NEED TO START CLEANING UNDER YOUR BED.

37. DUST IS THE NUMBER ONE CAUSE OF YEAR-ROUND ALLERGIES.

38. OH, ALSO, SMURFS!

39. - AAH!

40. AAH!

41. - HELLO, IT'S ME, GARGAMEL.

42. THIS IS MY PARTNER AND CAT AZREAL.

43. - GREAT. THANKS FOR COMING. SO LIKE I SAID,

44. MY ADOPTED DAUGHTERS WERE RAISED IN THE WOODS BY SMURFS.

45. AND NOW THE SMURFS ARE TERRORIZING US.

46. - WELL, WE'LL BE HAPPY TO GET THEM OUT OF YOUR HOUSE

47. FOR... $500.

48. - BUT ON THE PHONE I THOUGHT YOU SAID A THOUSAND.

49. - SHH. DON'T TELL THE CAT.

50. NOW, WHEN I GO IN THERE,

51. I'M GONNA CLOSE THE DOOR BEHIND ME.

52. DON'T OPEN IT FOR ANY REASON.

53. AHH! TOO MANY SMURFS! TOO MANY SMURFS!

54. SOMEBODY KNOCKED OVER MY ANTIQUE SKELETON.

55. - THEY WORKED ME OVER PRETTY GOOD.

56. ALSO, THE CAT LEFT ME ON ACCOUNT OF THE WHOLE SWINDLING THING,

57. SO ALL IN ALL, COULD HAVE GONE BETTER.

58. - PAPA!

59. - THE CRITICS AGREE,

60. "YOU'LL SCREAM UNTIL YOU'RE BLUE IN THE FACE."

61. "I THINK IT WAS A PARODY OF MAMA."

62. "NOT ENOUGH GARGAMEL."

63. "TOO MUCH GARGAMEL."

64. "FINE, I KNOW WHEN I'M NOT WANTED."

65. - SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.

66. YOU CUT ME OUT OF "SMURFS 2"

67. AND YOU TURNED IT INTO A HORROR MOVIE?

68. - WELL, THINK ABOUT IT. IF YOU ACTUALLY SAW ME WALKING DOWN THE STREET,

69. YOU'D BE SCARED OUT OF YOUR WITS.

70. - SOLD.

71. - SMURF-ARIFFIC.

72. - AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR...

73. - SPIN THE WHEEL AND WIN THE CASH

74. BEFORE TIME RUNS OUT

75. AND ALSO MAYBE WIN PRIZES!

76. - OK, LET'S—

77. OH, I'M SORRY, WE'RE ALL OUT OF TIME.

78. SO TUNE IN TOMORROW FOR...

79. - SPIN THE WHEEL AND WIN AND...

80. - MAD!

81. - WANT TO GO TO THE MUSEUM, HONEY?

82. - UGH. I'D HAVE MORE FUN TAKING A NAP.

83. - NOW YOU CAN DO BOTH.

84. INTRODUCING THE SNOOZEUM,

85. THE WORLD'S ONLY MUSEUM COMMEMORATING THE GREATEST NAPS IN HISTORY.

86. - AND THIS IS THE BED WHERE GEORGE WASHINGTON DOZED OFF ONCE

87. AFTER HE ATE A BIG LUNCH.

88. - WOW!

89. - THIS IS WHERE GANDHI TOOK A NAP ONCE.

90. THOUGH HE SAID HE WAS JUST RESTING HIS EYES.

91. - AMAZING.

92. - AND THIS IS WHERE MARTIN LUTHER KING JR. HAD THE DREAM

93. HIS FAMOUS "I HAVE A DREAM" SPEECH WAS BASED OFF OF.

94. - I LOVE YOU, DADDY.

95. - THE SNOOZEUM.

96. BECAUSE AS ABE LINCOLN ONCE SAID—

97. - YOU'RE THE REASON PEOPLE THINK THE BALD EAGLE

98. IS AN ENDANGERED SPECIES, YOU KNOW.

99. - WOW, A NEW SPECIES OF BIRD.

100. I SHALL CALL IT THE TROPHY RAT-HAIRED PLUG BIRD.

101. - STILL BETTER THAN BEING CALLED BALD.

102. - I JUST CAN'T DO IT.

103. - THIS NIGHT IS GOING SO WELL.

104. YOU'RE A GREAT LISTENER.

105. YOU ALWAYS NOD IN AGREEMENT.

106. YOU DON'T TALK MUCH.

107. ALL RIGHT, WHO'S THE WISE GUY

108. THAT TRICKED ME INTO DATING MY OWN TAIL?

109. REAL FUNNY.

110. I'M NOT PAYING FOR THIS MEAL, YOU KNOW.

111. - EVERYONE KNOWS THE STORY OF SPIDER-MAN.

112. - AHH! THAT SPIDER BIT MY HAND.

113. BUT I FEEL LIKE I'M GETTING STRONGER.

114. AWESOME!

115. - BUT FEW PEOPLE KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO THE SPIDER.

116. - OOH, I BIT THAT MAN, BUT I FEEL LIKE I'M...

117. TURNING INTO A NERD.

118. - THE AMAZING MAN-SPIDER.

119. THE INCREDIBLE STORY

120. OF A SPIDER WITH ALL THE WEAKNESSES OF A HUMAN.

121. - WHAT—WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - WALKING.

122. - YEAH, ON TWO LEGS.

123. THAT'S A WASTE OF 6 GOOD LEGS.

124. NOW, CLIMB WITH US OVER TO JENNY'S FOR THE LUAU.

125. - UHH!

126. EH, I'LL TAKE A CAB.

127. - WITNESS THE LACK OF ROMANCE.

128. - HOW CAN YOU BE SO BLIND? YOU'RE WEARING GLASSES.

129. - YEAH, BUT THEY ONLY COVER TWO OF MY EYES

130. AND I HAVE EIGHT.

131. - UGH. WHATEVER.

132. - ARE YOU STILL THERE?

133. I THINK YOU ARE, BUT— OH, NO, NO, NO, YOU'RE GONE.

134. - AND BE NOT THRILLED BY THE NO ACTION.

135. - HELP! MY EGG SACK FELL BEHIND THE FRIDGE.

136. BUMMER.

137. - THE AMAZING MAN-SPIDER.

138. WITH GREAT WEAKNESS COMES GREAT REGRETABILITY.

139. - MAD!

140. - AND NOW A SPECIAL MADITORIAL.

141. - TODAY WE DISCUSS HOW THERE AREN'T ENOUGH MARSHMALLOWS IN CEREAL.

142. YOU KNOW HOW MANY MARSHMALLOWS WERE IN MY CEREAL THIS MORNING?

143. ZERO. ZIP. NOT ANY.

144. BACK IN MY DAY, THE RATIO OF MARSHMALLOW TO TOASTED OAT

145. WAS ONE TO FIVE.

146. NOW IT'S MORE LIKE ONE TO TEN.

147. NOW, I KNOW SOME OF YOU ARE SAYING,

148. "HEY, THAT'S NOT A BIG DIFFERENCE."

149. OR, "HEY, YOU WERE EATING BRAN FLAKES THIS MORNING."

150. OR, "HEY, YOU, WHY WOULD YOU THINK THERE ARE MARSHMALLOWS IN BRAN FLAKES?"

151. OR, "HEY, BUDDY, DIDN'T YOU SEE WHAT CEREAL YOU WERE GRABBING?"

152. OR, "HEY, PAL, DID YOU MISREAD THE NAME OF THE CEREAL?"

153. OR, "HEY, BOZO, I DON'T THINK YOU KNOW HOW TO READ.

154. "AND NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT,

155. YOU'RE ALWAYS GOING IN THE WRONG DOOR AT THE GROCERY STORE."

156. WELL, TO ALL OF YOU, ALL I CAN SAY IS THIS—

157. "ENTER" AND "EXIT" LOOK A LOT ALIKE.

158. - THIS HAS BEEN A MADITORIAL.

159. AHH!

160. I'VE GOT TO FIGHT THESE INSTINCTS.

161. - HA HA HA!

162. - HEE HEE HEE!

163. - GAH!

164. HMM.

165. - ALL RIGHT, HERE'S THE PLAN.

166. WE RUN DOWN THIS HILL YELLING AND HIT THOSE GUYS.

167. - AND THAT'S WHY I PUT YOU IN CHARGE OF PLANS.

168. - AAH!

169. OH, HEY, GUYS.

170. - HERE WE ARE. YOUR FATHER WANTS TO SEE YOU.

171. - WAIT, WHAT?

172. - OH, YEAH, DIDN'T I MENTION THAT?

173. I'M NOT JUST FINN THE HUMAN,

174. I'M ALSO THE SON OF PRESIDENT DALE GILCREST.

175. THE HUMAN. - NO, NO, YOU DID NOT MENTION THAT.

176. I WOULD REMEMBER 'CAUSE IT'S A CRAZY THING.

177. - I HEREBY DECLARE NOT HAVING AN AWESOME TIME ILLEGAL.

178. DEPLOY THE AIR FORCE IN 5 MINUTES!

179. - I DON'T SOUND LIKE THAT. AND GET OUT OF MY CHAIR.

180. - IT'S NOT YOUR CHAIR. IT'S JAKE.

181. - YEAH, WE SMASHED UP THE CHAIR AND MADE COOL SWORDS.

182. - LOOK, SON, I THOUGHT IT WOULD MAKE SENSE

183. TO SEND YOU AWAY TO THAT SILLY MADE-UP WORLD.

184. YOU KNOW, BUILD CHARACTER.

185. BUT IT'S TIME YOU START ACTING LIKE A PRESIDENT'S SON.

186. IT'S EMBARRASSING TO EXPLAIN TO THE PRESS

187. THAT YOU'RE OFF PUNCHING DEAD WIZARDS AND KISSING FIRE LADIES.

188. - OK. BUT LISTEN TO HOW COOL THAT SENTENCE SOUNDED.

189. - I NEED YOU TO BE ON YOUR BEST BEHAVIOR,

190. ESPECIALLY TODAY

191. BECAUSE WE HAVE AN IMPORTANT FOREIGN DIGNITARY VISITING.

192. - ALL RIGHT, I PROMISE NOT TO DO ANYTHING

193. TO MESS UP YOUR MEETING WITH, UH...

194. HEY, WHO ARE YOU MEETING WITH?

195. - THE ICE KING.

196. ICE KING, WE WELCOME YOU TO OUR GREAT COUNTRY.

197. - AND APOLOGIZE FOR MY SON...

198. PUNCHING YOU IN THE FACE.

199. REPEATEDLY.

200. - HEH HEH. OOPS. FORCE OF HABIT.

201. - IT'S OK, I'M USED TO IT.

202. - I KNOW I PROMISED DAD I'D BE GOOD,

203. BUT I ALSO KNOW THE ICE KING MUST HAVE AN EVIL PLAN,

204. SO WE HAVE TO SPY ON HIM.

205. - I SEE NO PROBLEM WITH ANY OF THE THINGS YOU SAID.

206. - SO IF I UNDERSTAND YOU CORRECTLY—

207. - YES, BY THIS TIME NEXT YEAR,

208. MY ICE POWERS WILL HAVE BLANKETED THE PLANET,

209. FREEZING THE ENTIRE EARTH.

210. - I KNEW IT!

211. PREPARE TO BE DEFEATED, EVIL JERK.

212. - FINN!

213. HE'S GONNA FREEZE THE PLANET.

214. - I KNOW. THAT'S WHAT I ASKED HIM TO DO.

215. IT'S OUR NEW PLAN TO SOLVE GLOBAL WARMING.

216. - OH. WELL, YEAH, THAT ACTUALLY SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD PLAN.

217. I MESSED UP.

218. I JUMPED TO CONCLUSIONS AND LET MY DAD DOWN.

219. WELL, NOT ANYMORE.

220. FROM NOW ON, I'M GOING TO BE A GOOD SON.

221. - OH, DON'T BEAT YOURSELF UP.

222. THE ICE KING IS SUPER SUSPICIOUS.

223. LIKE, I THINK HE'S CAPTURING YOUR STEP MOM RIGHT NOW.

224. - NOPE, I'M NOT EVEN GONNA LOOK.

225. - YEP. NOW HE'S COMING BACK TO FREEZE YOUR DAD.

226. - I'M SURE IT'S SOME MISUNDERSTANDING.

227. - NOW HE'S JUST KICKING THE WHITE HOUSE OUT OF SPITE.

228. - I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT.

229. - AND NOW THE WHITE HOUSE

230. HAS BEEN BLOWN UP BY UNRELATED ALIENS.

231. - SMOWZA!

232. I MEAN, I BET THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN.

233. - MAD!

234. - MAD!

235. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. ANIMATION

236. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE —www.ncicap.org—

237. - MAD!

238. - I'M SURE EVERYTHING IS FINE.