MAD 4x4

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It's a musical wrestling spectacular in the past! Then, Lex Luthor holds a reality show for villains. Plus, Alfred E. Neuman, Spy vs. Spy and more!

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1. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. ANIMATION

2. - BEEN ON SPRING BREAK FOR A MONTH?

3. HERE ARE SOME "MAD" MOMENTS YOU MAY HAVE MISSED.

4. TUESDAY, 9 A.M.--

5. AFTER "VERONICA MARS" FANS RAISED MILLIONS OF DOLLARS

6. TO FUND THE MOVIE,

7. FANS OF "THE OFFICE" RAISED MILLIONS

8. TO DESTROY ALL EVIDENCE OF THE LAST 4 SEASONS.

9. FRIDAY, 6 P.M.--

10. THE NEW TOM CRUISE MOVIE

11. ABOUT HUMANITY ABANDONING EARTH OPENS,

12. CAUSING HUMANITY TO ABANDON EARTH.

13. WEDNESDAY, 8 P.M.--

14. NICKI MINAJ IS LATE TO "AMERICAN IDOL"

15. BECAUSE SHE'S WATCHING THIS.

16. - HA HA HA!

17. - "MAD"!

18. - "MAD"!

19. - IT'S NOW MY HONOR TO

20. PRESENT THE WWE TITLE

21. TO YOUR CHAMPION JOHN CENA!

22. - THANK YOU, VINCE.

23. SO, UH, WHERE'S THE BELT.

24. - I THOUGHT YOU HAD THE BELT.

25. - NO. I HAVE THE BELT.

26. - THE MIZ?

27. - HEY. I KNOW YOU.

28. YOU'RE THAT EX-CON... TESTANT

29. FROM "REAL WORLD/ROAD RULES CHALLENGE."

30. - LEAVE THE PAST WHERE IT IS, WILL YOU?

31. I JUST WANT TO LIVE A NORMAL LIFE AS AN OVER-THE-TOP

32. REALITY START CHAMPION WRESTLER PERSONA,

33. AND ALL I NEED IS THIS.

34. SO LONG, SUCKERS!

35. - HA HA HA!

36. JOHN CENA WILL NEVER FIND ME HERE

37. IN EARLY 19th CENTURY FRANCE!

38. THANKS, TIME MACHINE WIZARD.

39. - YOU GOT IT, MIZ, AND NOW MY DEBT TO YOU IS PAID.

40. ONWARD, CHRONO-STEED!

41. - I'M FREE! I'M FINALLY FREE, BUT...

42. - WE MEET AGAIN.

43. - JOHN CENA?

44. BUT HOW DID YOU EVER FIND ME?

45. - LET'S JUST SAY I CALLED IN A FAVOR FROM AN OLD FRIEND.

46. - NO PROBLEM, JOHN, AND NOW MY DEBT TO YOU IS PAID.

47. HA HA HA!

48. - TIME MACHINE WIZARD!

49. - YOU CAN'T KEEP RUNNING.

50. THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY FOR US TO SETTLE THIS...

51. IN THE RING!

52. - BROTHER, THIS IS DEFINITELY THE WEIRDEST PAY-PER-VIEW THEY

53. HAVE EVER DONE.

54. - UGH!

55. - HMM.

56. MM-MM-MM.

57. - COME ON.

58. DID YOU NOT SEE THE SIGN?

59. - "MAD"!

60. - DO YOU WISH YOUR HAIR HAD MORE VOLUME?

61. - SURE DO.

62. - THEN YOU NEED...

63. - AAAAAGGGHHH!

64. - IRISH SCREAM, THE SHAMPOO THAT PUTS YOUR HAIR ON END.

65. - IT REALLY WORKS.

66. - WITH IRISH SCREAM, THERE'S NO NEED FOR SPECIAL GELS

67. OR CONDITIONERS.

68. - AAH! HA HA!

69. - YOU DON'T EVEN NEED TO BE IN THE SHOWER.

70. - AAH!

71. - ALL YOU NEED IS $4.99...

72. - AAH!

73. - AND A STRONG HEART.

74. IRISH SCREAM, THE SHAMPOO WITH THE FUNNY-LOOKING LEPRECHAUN

75. ON THE BOTTLE AND THE HEART WARNING.

76. - DID YOU KNOW THAT POKEBALLS CAN HOLD POKEMON

77. BECAUSE THEY'RE AIRTIGHT?

78. - SQUIRTLE, I CHOOSE YOU!

79. YOU ARE MY—AAH! UGH!

80. THAT STENCH IS HORRIBLE!

81. UGH!

82. - AND THAT MEANS NO VENTILATION

83. AND NO AIR FRESHENERS EITHER.

84. - WHOO! I HAVE GOT TO PUT SOME AIR HOLES IN THAT THING.

85. - AND THAT'S SOMETHING YOU PROBABLY DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW.

86. - THEY'VE SUFFERED THE HEAT,

87. BEEN SCREAMED AT BY THEIR BOSSES,

88. BUT TONIGHT, WE FIND OUT WHO WILL BE THE NEXT...

89. - NOBODY MOVE! EVERYBODY FREEZE!

90. DON'T MOVE! ON THE GROUND, ON THE GROUND!

91. THIS GUY'S WANTED FOR BURGLARY!

92. - "COP CHEF," THE SHOW WHERE WE FIND OUT WHICH CHEFS HAVE

93. WHAT IT TAKES TO MAKE IT ON THE FORCE.

94. - WE KNOW HE'S GUILTY, WE JUST CAN'T FIND THE PROOF.

95. - MAYBE HE'S COOKING THE BOOKS.

96. - OOH!

97. - A SHOW THAT TOSSES THE RULES LIKE A SALAD.

98. - HE GET A HOT TIP?

99. - NOPE. LEFT THE OVEN ON.

100. - AND A SHOW WHICH GIVES BAD GUYS THEIR JUST DESSERTS.

101. - FRANK, DON'T!

102. WE'LL DO THIS MY WAY.

103. HAVE A CUPCAKE.

104. IT'S ALSO A SHOW THAT WAS CANCELED THE DAY

105. AFTER IT AIRED.

106. - HA HA HA!

107. - AAH!

108. - I GOT THE SHOT. I CAN MAKE IT.

109. - DON'T DO IT. IT'S TOO RISKY!

110. - I KNOW, BUT IT'S WORTH IT.

111. THERE! I DESTROYED THE ANTENNA THAT BROADCASTS "WHITNEY."

112. - THIS HAS BEEN "REAL LIFE HEROES."

113. - WANT TO HAVE A PILLOW FIGHT?

114. - SURE!

115. 1, 2, 3, FIGHT! - 1, 2, 3, FIGHT!

116. - DEWWAYYY. - DEWWAYYY!

117. - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!

118. - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!

119. - FINALLY WITH THIS ROBOT I LEX LUTHOR WILL

120. DEFEAT SUPERMAN.

121. - WELL, LOOKIE HERE.

122. - BLAST IT ALL!

123. NONE OF MY PLANS EVER WORK!

124. - MAYBE YOU NEED SOMEONE WITH FRESH IDEAS.

125. - YES, THAT'S IT.

126. I NEED SOMEONE NEW, SOMEONE HIP, SOMEONE WITH A SPECIAL—

127. WHAT DO YOU CALL IT?

128. - AN "X" FACTOR?

129. - YEAH, LIKE THAT, BUT DIFFERENT BECAUSE

130. I DON'T WANT TO GET SUED.

131. - WELCOME BACK TO "THE LEX FACTOR,"

132. THE SHOW WHERE CONTESTANTS COMPETE

133. TO SEE WHO CAN DEFEAT SUPERMAN.

134. I'M KHLOE KARDASHIAN.

135. SMILE AND PAUSE.

136. - DON'T READ THAT PART OUT LOUD!

137. - NOW TO INTRODUCE OUR JUDGES.

138. POINT AT JUDGES.

139. LEX LUTHOR...

140. DEMI LOVATO...

141. AND BRITNEY SPEARS.

142. WE ARE DOWN TO OUR TWO FINALISTS, SO, DEMI,

143. WHO HAVE YOU GOT?

144. - I WAS JUDGING THE MONSTER CATEGORY,

145. AND I FOUND A GREAT MONSTER.

146. - OOH!

147. - RAWWWRRRR!

148. - HEY. I'M MARIO LOPEZ, AND THIS LOOKS A LOT

149. LIKE MY SHO—OOH! OHH, OHH!

150. - YOU'RE SUCH A WEIRD, GROSS MONSTER.

151. I'M SURE YOU CAN BEAT UP SUPERMAN.

152. - I AGREE. DOOMSDAY IS A STRONG CHOICE.

153. - DOOMSDAY?

154. I MEANT KHLOE KARDASHIAN— THAT MONSTER.

155. - I'M NOT A CONTESTANT. I'M THE HOST.

156. - OH, NO! THE MONSTER'S ANGRY!

157. - IT'S MY TURN NOW.

158. I WAS JUDGING THE WIZARD CATEGORY.

159. - OOH! SO YOU MUST HAVE PICKED SOMEONE LIKE BLACK ADAM.

160. - HUH? OH.

161. I GUESS THAT COULD HAVE WORKED.

162. I PICKED GARGAMEL.

163. - YES. HELLO. IT'S ME GARGAMEL, YOUR FAVORITE.

164. - LOOK AT HIS FUNNY SHOES.

165. ARE THOSE SLIPPERS? I CAN'T EVEN TELL.

166. HE'S THE BEST!

167. - SO, GARGAMEL, TELL ME AGAIN HOW YOU EXPECT TO

168. BEAT SUPERMAN.

169. - WELL, IF THIS SUPERMAN IS ANYTHING LIKE THIS SUPERMAN

170. HERE, I'M GONNA SCARE HIM WITH MY CAT...

171. THEN STEP ON HIS TINY HOUSE!

172. - NOW I DON'T WANT TO SAY ANYTHING RUDE, BUT, WELL, I

173. WILL SING THIS.

174. - WELL, IT'S UP TO THE AUDIENCE AT HOME TO DECIDE

175. WHO'S A DOPE AND WHO'S GOING TO DIE.

176. THE CALL-IN VOTES HAVE BEEN COUNTED, AND THE WINNER IS

177. PAUSE FOR DRAMATIC EFFECT GARGAMEL!

178. - WHAT? HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?

179. - WE DID IT!

180. GARGAMEL'S GOING TO GET HIS BUTT WHUPPED BY SUPERMAN!

181. - U.S. SMURF, U.S. SMURF!

182. - WELL, A DEAL'S A DEAL.

183. GARGAMEL, LET'S GO FIGHT SUPERMAN.

184. - ALL RIGHT. I'M GONNA STEP ON HIM!

185. WARMING UP MY STEPPING FOOT!

186. OH, BOY IS HE GONNA GET STEPPED ON.

187. THIS IS DEFINITELY NOT AN ACCURATE DEPICTION OF HIM.

188. GET HIM, AZRAEL! TAKE THAT!

189. - I STILL SAY WE SHOULD HAVE USED THAT KHLOE MONSTER.

190. - I'M RIGHT HERE.

191. - OH! I SEE YOU, MONSTER.

192. - "MAD"!

193. - MAD!

194. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. ANIMATION

195. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE —www.ncicap.org—

196. - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH! OOH!