MAD 4x3

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Gandalf is tired of being a wizard and escapes to other movies. Then, the cast of The Big Bang Theory are tired of their show and escape to another world. Plus, Alfred E. Neuman, Spy vs. Spy and more!

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1. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. ANIMATION

2. - BEEN AVOIDING APRIL FOOLS TRICKS ALL MONTH?

3. HERE ARE SOME "MAD" MOMENTS YOU MAY HAVE MISSED.

4. FRIDAY, 8 P.M.

5. KRISTEN STEWART AND ROBERT PATTINSON ARE SNUBBED

6. FOR BEST KISS AT THE MTV MOVIE AWARDS

7. BUT WIN BEST SNUB AT THE ANNUAL SNUBBY AWARDS.

8. MONDAY, 1 P.M.

9. "STAR WARS" FANS EXPRESS CONCERN

10. OVER HOW OLD THE ORIGINAL CAST WILL LOOK IN EPISODE 7,

11. SPECIFICALLY YODA.

12. WEDNESDAY, 8 P.M.

13. YOUR PARENTS HAVE TO SUFFER THROUGH TAX SEASON,

14. BUT YOU HAVE TO SUFFER THROUGH THIS.

15. - HA HA HA HA!

16. - MAD!

17. - MAD!

18. - HI, I'M GANDALPH.

19. THERE I AM IN THE "LORD OF THE RINGS" MOVIES,

20. OF WHICH THERE WERE 3.

21. YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

22. AND NOW I'M ABOUT TO DO 3 "HOBBIT" MOVIES,

23. OF WHICH THERE WILL BE 3.

24. YOU SHALL NOT PASS.

25. OR TURN TO STONE OR WHATEVER.

26. AND THEN I WAS IN THOSE 8 "HARRY POTTER" MOVIES.

27. - I'M PRETTY SURE THAT WASN'T YOU.

28. - OH, YEAH, THAT WAS ME. I WAS DUMBLEDORE.

29. - I DON'T THINK—

30. - POINT IS I'M SICK OF HOLDING UP MY STAFF

31. AND YELLING AT MONSTERS.

32. I'M SICK OF BEING A WIZARD

33. AND I WANT TO BE IN OTHER MOVIES.

34. - OHH!

35. - PLEASED TO MEET YOU, MR...

36. - THE NAME IS DALPH,

37. GAN DALPH.

38. - WHY IS DUMBLEDORE IN THE "JAMES BOND" MOVIE?

39. - I THINK THAT'S GANDALPH.

40. - NO, I'M PRETTY SURE THEY'RE THE SAME PERSON.

41. - UHH! - UHH!

42. - THIS IS GREAT. I DON'T EVEN CARE

43. IF ANY MONSTERS WANT TO PASS.

44. - BILBO?

45. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

46. - GANDALPH, YOU HAVE TO COME BACK TO "THE HOBBIT."

47. IF YOU DON'T, THEY'LL STOP SCREENING IT.

48. - I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT, BILBO.

49. TAKE THE SHOT!

50. - AAAHHH!

51. - GOTTA GO.

52. - I DIDN'T KNOW THIS MOVIE WAS IN 3-D.

53. - WE'RE NOT EVEN WEARING GLASSES.

54. - MR. LINCOLN, YOUR HAT.

55. - HMM. COULD BE A LITTLE POINTIER.

56. - NOW I WOULD LIKE TO INTRODUCE THE MEN

57. WHO ARE GOING TO SECURE THE VOTES WE NEED.

58. MR. LATHAM AND MR. BILBO.

59. - AAH! BILBO? WAIT.

60. YOU'RE NOT MY BILBO.

61. YOU'RE A FUNNY, WEIRD MAN.

62. THAT'S MY BILBO.

63. AAH! BILBO!

64. - GANDALPH, YOU'VE GOT TO GO BACK.

65. WITHOUT YOU, THE MOVIE'S JUST A BUNCH OF.

66. - GET OUT OF HERE, BILBO. YOU'RE THE WORST.

67. WAIT, NOT YOU. I LIKE YOU.

68. WELL, IF HE'S OUT, I'M OUT, TOO.

69. - BOO! - GO BACK TO "THE HOBBIT"!

70. YOU'VE GOT TO HIDE ME.

71. THEY WANT ME TO GO BACK TO MY MOVIE.

72. - YOU GOTTA HIDE ME. THEY WANT ME TO GO BACK TO MY VIDEO GAME.

73. - IF ONLY THERE WAS A WAY TO—OHH!

74. - ROCKO WRECK IT!

75. - WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?

76. - FIRST JAMES BOND WALKS OUT OF THE MOVIE AND NEVER COMES BACK.

77. THEN IN LINCOLN, THE PRESIDENT DISAPPEARS HALFWAY THROUGH.

78. AND FINALLY, WE COME TO "THE HOBBIT" AND DUMBLEDORE ISN'T EVEN IN IT.

79. - YOU MEAN GANDALPH.

80. - THEY'RE THE SAME PERSON! WHAT THE—

81. - I'M GONNA FIX IT.

82. - YOU SHALL NOT FIX IT.

83. - WELL, I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY.

84. NOW YOU'VE BEEN IN OTHER MOVIES AND ON "MAD."

85. - "MAD"? OHH.

86. THERE'S JUST NO WINNING HERE, IS THERE?

87. - IT'S SPRING. TAKE IT ALL OFF.

88. I'VE BEEN UNDERCOVER SO LONG,

89. I FORGOT I WAS A WOLF.

90. - PLEASE DON'T EAT ME!

91. - EAT YOU? YUCK.

92. GET OUTTA HERE.

93. DANG IT. I'M IN WAY TOO DEEP.

94. - MAD!

95. - OK, JUST EASE OFF THE BRAKE AND—OOH!

96. THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

97. JUST EASE FORWARD AND—OOH!

98. I—OOH! OOH!

99. WAIT—OOH! OK,

100. I THINK THAT'S ABOUT ENOUGH FOR TODAY. OH...

101. - NERVOUS ABOUT DRIVING?

102. - YOU SAID IT.

103. - THEN YOU NEED THE TRAINING CAR.

104. IF YOU'VE EVER USED TRAINING WHEELS TO RIDE A BIKE,

105. YOU KNOW HOW MUCH IT HELPS.

106. WELL, THE TRAINING CAR IS JUST LIKE THAT.

107. THE TRAINING CAR FITS OVER YOUR BIKE,

108. HELPING YOU TO GET THE FEEL FOR HANDLING THE REAL CAR.

109. THE WORKING TURN SIGNALS AND THE STEERING WHEEL

110. GIVE YOU AN AUTHENTIC FEEL FOR TURNING.

111. BUT THAT'S NOT ALL.

112. THE TRAINING CAR'S EXTRA WIDE FRAME

113. MAKES IT NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE TO FIT INTO PARKING SPACES,

114. SIMULATING HOW MADDENING REAL PARKING CAN BE.

115. AND WE'VE REPLACED THE GAS TANK WITH A PAPER SHREDDER

116. TO SIMULATE BUYING GAS.

117. OH, NO, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SHRED MUCH MORE THAN THAT.

118. - MUCH, MUCH MORE.

119. - LET'S JUST EASE FORWARD AND—OW! OW!

120. - THANKS, TRAINING CAR.

121. YOU REMINDED ME HOW MUCH I LOVE MY BIKE. WHEE!

122. - THE TRAINING CAR.

123. NEVER DRIVE. IT STINKS.

124. - HO HO! THE MAGIC OF CHILDHOOD IS THREATENED

125. BY THE EVIL BOGEYMAN.

126. THAT IS WHY I HAVE CALLED TOGETHER THE GUARDIANS.

127. - HOO HOO HOO.

128. - RIGHT. GUARDIANS OF GA-HOO

129. REPORTING FOR DUTY.

130. - WAIT, WHAT? NO, NO, NO.

131. I DIDN'T MEAN YOU GUARDIANS.

132. I MEANT THE GUARDIANS.

133. YOU KNOW, THE NEW ONES.

134. - EXACTLY. THAT IS WHY WE GUARDIANS OF THE UNIVERSE

135. FROM OUR BASE ON THE PLANET OA

136. HAVE FORMED THE GREEN LANTERNS.

137. - WAIT, YOU'RE CALLED THE GUARDIANS, TOO?

138. - WE'RE THE GUARDIANS. WHEN PEOPLE THINK GUARDIANS,

139. THEY OBVIOUSLY THINK OF OWLS WEARING HELMETS.

140. - NOT FOR LONG. WE'RE THE GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY,

141. THE NEWEST COUNTERFEIT MOVIE FRANCHISE.

142. - NEVER MIND. I JUST WANTED TO DO A NICE MOVIE

143. ABOUT HOLIDAY MASCOTS SAVING THE WORLD.

144. BUT YOU ALL HAD TO RUIN IT.

145. - THE SECRET DIVISION FROM THE CIA

146. HAS LOST ITS MOST DANGEROUS WEAPON.

147. NOW, THEIR MISSION IS TO FIND HER

148. BEFORE SHE DESTROYS THEM.

149. - KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN.

150. NICKITA COULD BE ANYWHERE. SHE'S A MASTER OF DISGUISE.

151. - THERE SHE IS.

152. - FAN OUT. SHE MAY HAVE GONE—

153. - THERE SHE IS.

154. - SO... - THERE SHE IS.

155. - ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH.

156. - THERE SHE IS—HEY.

157. - ALL RIGHT. THIS COULD ACTUALLY BE HARD.

158. NICKITA MINAJ BLENDS IN PERFECTLY WITH A BUNCH OF CLOWNS.

159. - NO, WAIT, THERE SHE IS.

160. - ALL RIGHT, MINAJ, YOU'RE COMING WITH US.

161. - M.I.A.? AH, YOU SHOULDN'T BE HERE.

162. GET OUT OF HERE. GET.

163. - I'M GETTING TOO OLD FOR THIS.

164. - AH, COME ON, DON'T SAY THAT.

165. YOU CAN STILL RUN AND JUMP WITH THE BEST OF THEM.

166. - NO, I MEAN, I'M NOT YOUNG ENOUGH TO TELL THESE SINGERS APART ANYMORE.

167. HEAVEN HELP ME, BUT I THOUGHT THAT WAS SANTA GOLD.

168. - HAVE A NICE DAY, HONEY.

169. - THANKS.

170. I HATE MY COMMUUUUTE!

171. - HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH.

172. - AAH!

173. - AAH!

174. - WE DID IT!

175. - THE WALL WORKS!

176. - BEST WALL EVER.

177. - WALL SCIENTISTS.

178. WHY DON'T THEY JUST MAKE CARS OUT OF WALLS?

179. - I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE, SHELDON.

180. - YOU MEAN THE WAY THEY MAKE US

181. DRESS UP LIKE NERDS FROM THE 1980s?

182. - NO.

183. - THE HAIRSTYLES?

184. - NOT THAT.

185. - THE DEMONIC LAUGH TRACK THAT PLAYS

186. AFTER EVERYTHING WE SAY?

187. - NO, IT'S EVERYTHING. AFTER 5 SEASONS

188. I CAN'T TAKE BEING HERE ANYMORE.

189. I WANT TO BE ON SOME OTHER SHOW.

190. - I FIGURED AS MUCH.

191. WHICH IS WHY I'VE BEEN WORKING ON THIS FORMULA.

192. - WHAT'S THIS FORMULA FOR? - IT'S FOR SOMETHING I CALL

193. NEW ROOT BEER, BUT FOR THE PURPOSE

194. OF THIS SKETCH, JUST PUSH THIS BUTTON AND WATCH.

195. - WHERE ARE WE?

196. - HI, GUYS.

197. - HANG ON. "BIG BANG THEORY"

198. PLUS "SESAME STREET" DIVIDED BY "MAD"...

199. CARRY THE 1... OH, YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME.

200. - I'M SO EXCITED YOU GUYS ARE HERE.

201. I CAN'T BELIEVE WE GOT THE FORMULA TO WORK.

202. - BIG BIRD WAS OPERATING THIS EXPERIMENT FROM THE OTHER SIDE,

203. BUT TWO OF HIS FRIENDS WERE SICK OF BEING ON THIS SHOW.

204. - THERE IT IS AGAIN.

205. - WHERE IS THAT LAUGHING COMING FROM?

206. - WAIT, YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU'RE A SCIENTIST?

207. - ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I COUNT TO 10,

208. I ALMOST SAY A WHOLE SENTENCE IN SPANISH.

209. ME LLAMO ES SOPA.

210. - WELL, I DON'T CARE. I JUST WANT TO GO BACK HOME.

211. - YOU DON'T WANT TO GO BACK THERE.

212. LOOK AT HOW MUCH BETTER THINGS ARE HERE.

213. - HOW DO YOU FIGURE? - WELL, BACK AT HOME

214. WE JUST WRITE NUMBERS DOWN.

215. BUT AT "SESAME STREET," THE EQUATIONS ACTUALLY TALK BACK.

216. - HEY, WE'RE EXHAUSTED FROM HANGING UP HERE ALL DAY.

217. CAN WE GET DOWN NOW?

218. - THAT'S ENOUGH OUT OF YOU. YOU UNDERSTAND ME?

219. - YES, BIRD. - I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

220. - YES, BIRD!

221. - AT EASE.

222. - CREEPY.

223. - WHAT'D YOU SAY, BOY? - SORRY, BIRD.

224. - IT'S A PERFECT FIT. EVERYONE HERE HAS THEIR OWN

225. DOPEY, ONE-DIMENSIONAL CATCHPHRASE, TOO.

226. LIKE "BAZINGA."

227. - COOKIE, COOKIE, COOKIE!

228. - SCRAM!

229. - HI, I'M PRAIRIE DAWN.

230. - OH, UH, PRAIRIE DAWN,

231. I DON'T THINK THAT'S A CATCHPHRASE.

232. - TRUE, BUT IT'S CATCHIER THAN

233. "I'M BEING HELD AGAINST MY WILL."

234. SERIOUSLY, I'M BEING HELD AGAINST MY WILL.

235. - I DON'T SEE HOW "SESAME STREET"

236. IS BETTER THAN BEING ON "THE BIG BANG THEORY."

237. - ARE YOU KIDDING ME? THEY GET MUCH BETTER GUEST STARS THAN WE DO.

238. - EVERYONE VISITS "SESAME STREET."

239. LOOK WHO'S STOPPING BY NOW.

240. IT'S AMY POEHLER, CONAN O'BRIEN,

241. AND SOFIA VERGARA.

242. WOW, AND LOOK, IT'S JOHNNY GALECKI.

243. - WAIT, THAT'S ME. HOW CAN I BE THERE AND HERE AT THE SAME TIME?

244. - YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN HERE. I SHOULD KNOW.

245. I'VE ALWAYS BEEN HERE.

246. - I WANT TO GO HOME. PLEASE, SHELDON, CAN YOU PLEASE TELL ME

247. HOW TO GET AWAY FROM "SESAME STREET"?

248. - YES. I THINK BIG BIRD AND I HAVE PROVEN

249. THAT THE GRASS IS ALWAYS GREENER.

250. THIS WAS JUST A LITTLE EXERCISE

251. TO MAKE YOU HAPPY WITH WHAT YOU HAVE.

252. HIT THIS BUTTON.

253. THAT SHOULD SWAP EVERYONE BACK TO WHERE THEY BELONG.

254. - WELL, I GUESS WE ALL LEARNED A LESSON HERE TODAY.

255. - SAYS YOU.

256. - NO WAY WE'RE GOING BACK TO THAT CRAZY BIRD.

257. - MAD!

258. - MAD!

259. - MAD!

260. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. ANIMATION

261. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE —www.ncicap.org—

262. - OOH! I—OOH! WAIT—OOH!