MAD 4x25

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Earth’s only hope is Alfred E. Neuman . . . so we’re doomed! Then, a bunch of sad mutants get over their failed relationships.

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1. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. ANIMATION

2. - BEEN LOOKING FOR A REPLACEMENT FOR GLUTEN ALL MONTH?

3. HERE'S SOME "MAD" MOMENTS YOU MAY HAVE MISSED.

4. FRIDAY, 10:00 AM—

5. LADY GAGA SAYS A RECENT MAGAZINE COVER

6. MAKES HER LOOK TOO BEAUTIFUL,

7. SO "MAD" STEPS IN AND HELPS HER OUT.

8. SUNDAY, 9:00 AM—

9. HISTORY'S MOST FAITHFUL COMET RETURNS TO EARTH,

10. THREATENING TO LEAVE A CRATER IN CARTOON NETWORK'S 8:30 TIMESLOT.

11. FRIDAY, 6:00 PM—

12. MARY POPPINS MAKES IT TO 50 BY TAKING A SPOONFUL OF THIS...

13. - MAD!

14. - MAD!

15. - KANGAROO. KANGAROO.

16. - OH, HI.

17. I DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE.

18. I'M SKETCH STORK.

19. YOU'RE SEEN ME IN "MAD" SKETCHES

20. SUCH AS "SAVED BY ADELE,"

21. "THE GREAT BATSBY,"

22. AND "UNDER THE DUMB."

23. TONIGHT THE MOVIE WE WILL BE PARODYING

24. IS "ENDER'S GAME."

25. HOWEVER, HERE'S WHERE IT GETS TRICKY,

26. YOU SEE, "ENDER'S GAME" DOESN'T PREMIERE UNTIL NEXT MONTH.

27. AND THUS FAR, THE ONLY FOOTAGE AVAILABLE

28. IS FROM A ONE MINUTE AND 57 SECOND TRAILER.

29. SO YOU'RE PROBABLY WONDERING, HOW ARE WE GONNA DO THIS

30. IF WE HAVEN'T SEEN THE MOVIE.

31. HEH HEH HEH.

32. JUST LIKE THIS.

33. - WHEN THEY FIRST INVADED, THEY NEARLY DESTROYED US.

34. THEY WILL BE BACK.

35. BUT WE'LL BE READY, THANKS TO YOU.

36. THERE'S GREATNESS IN YOU.

37. THE WORLD NEEDS YOU.

38. AND YOU WERE BRED FOR THIS.

39. YOU SEE THINGS IN A WAY WE CAN'T.

40. YOU ALONE CAN UNDERSTAND THE ENEMY.

41. YOU WILL BE THE ONE TO SAVE MANKIND.

42. - OR NOT.

43. HE'LL BE FINE.

44. WE'LL PUT HIM THROUGH BATTLE SCHOOL

45. AND HE'LL BE READY TO GO.

46. - HE'S NOT READY.

47. HE WON'T BE READY.

48. - HEY, WHAT'S UP WITH YOUR FACE?

49. YOU KNOW, ALL THE TATTOOS.

50. - IT'S A VERY LONG AND FASCINATING STORY.

51. I ACTUALLY DON'T KNOW.

52. IT WASN'T IN THE TRAILER,

53. SO I DON'T KNOW.

54. - CUT TO THE NEXT SCENE.

55. - THAT DOPEY FACE HAS ME WORRIED.

56. - HE'S GOING TO BE FINE.

57. YOU SEE THAT, THE TRIANGLE LIT UP.

58. - WHAT'S THAT MEAN?

59. - UH, IT'S GOOD.

60. - WHAT'S GOOD? - WHAT'S UP WITH YOUR FACE?

61. TRUST ME, IT'S GOOD. UP TOP.

62. IT'S PROBABLY GOOD.

63. - WHO DO YOU THINK IS EVEN IN THOSE SHIPS?

64. - GOSH, I HOPE IT'S THOSE ALIENS I FOUGHT IN "COWBOYS AND ALIENS."

65. 'CAUSE THAT MOVIE WAS SO BAD I'D LOVE TO BLOW THEM UP AGAIN.

66. - NAH, IT'S "MAD."

67. IT'S GOT TO BE SOME "STAR WARS" THING.

68. RIGHT?

69. - WHOO-HOO!

70. - WHEN THIS IS OVER, WHAT WILL BE LEFT OF THE BOY?

71. - WHAT'S IT MATTER? WE STILL HAVE "ADVENTURE TIME."

72. - THAT "STEVEN UNIVERSE" LOOKS PRETTY GOOD.

73. - IT DOES.

74. - I LAUGHED AT THAT COMMERCIAL.

75. HUH?

76. - OH, NO, THE BOY'S REACHING THE END.

77. - STOP HIM! - WE CAN'T STOP HIM.

78. IT'S OVER.

79. - AND THAT'S WHERE THE TRAILER ENDED.

80. HE BLEW UP THAT BIG CIRCLE, LOTS OF FIRE.

81. PRETTY SCARY STUFF, HUH?

82. ANYWHO, THAT'S— THAT'S ALL I'VE GOT.

83. BUT, HEY, WE HAD FUN, DIDN'T WE?

84. AND—HUH?

85. 8 MORE SECONDS?

86. OH, UH, OK.

87. UH, HEY, YOU GUYS WANT TO HEAR ALFRED SPEAK?

88. SO, ALFRED, HOW'D IT FEEL TO BE IN THIS SKETCH?

89. - UH, BOUNCY.

90. YOU'RE FLOPPING.

91. - OH, WAIT, I GOT IT, I GOT IT.

92. BELLY FLOP! IS IT BELLY FLOP?

93. - OH, LIKE PANCAKES. YOU'RE A PANCAKE.

94. - WHOA, WHOA, WAIT. I GOT IT. I GOT IT!

95. YOU'RE DEAD.

96. HUH.

97. LET'S GO PLAY GO FISH.

98. - MAD!

99. - MR. PRESIDENT, ARE YOU OK?

100. - I'M BETTER THAN OK. I'M PERFECT.

101. THANKS TO THE NEW WHITE HOUSE DOWN COMFORTER.

102. - IT'S THE WHITE HOUSE DOWN COMFORTER.

103. - MR. PRESIDENT, YOU HAVE TO GET UP.

104. - AND YOU HAVE TO GET DOWN. AND BY "GET DOWN,"

105. I MEAN YOU HAVE TO GET THE WHITE HOUSE DOWN COMFORTER.

106. FOR ONLY $499,

107. YOU'LL KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO SLEEP ON A CLOUD

108. IN A ROOM FULL OF FEATHERS AND MASHED POTATOES.

109. - MASHED POTATOES?

110. - SOFT MASHED POTATOES.

111. - OK.

112. AHH!

113. MR. PRESIDENT, IF YOU DON'T GET UP NOW,

114. WE'LL NEVER GET OUT OF HERE.

115. - AND IF YOU DON'T RUSH TO YOUR LOCAL DEPARTMENT STORE NOW,

116. YOU'RE GONNA MISS BUYING THE MATCHING WHITE HOUSE DOWN PILLOWS

117. FOR ONLY 49.99 EACH.

118. NOW, MR. PRESIDENT NEEDS SOME SLEEPY TIME.

119. - OH, COME ON! CAN'T YOU SEE THAT—

120. WOW, THAT IS SOFT.

121. - THE WHITE HOUSE DOWN COMFORTER.

122. IS SOMETHING BURNING?

123. - IT'S PROBABLY NOTHING.

124. - I TOLD YOU, IF YOU INVENT FIRE,

125. YOU BETTER ALSO INVENT SOMETHING TO PUT IT OUT.

126. - WAIT, THAT'S IT. GIVE ME THAT GLASS.

127. SORRY. I THOUGHT MAYBE GLASS COULD PUT OUT FIRE.

128. - WELCOME TO "IS THIS A SHOW?"

129. I'M YOUR HOST, MAYBE. NOW LET'S GO TO THE BOARD,

130. ASSUMING WE HAVE A BOARD.

131. ACCORDING TO OUR JUDGES,

132. WE'RE NOT TECHNICALLY ON TV.

133. THIS IS ACTUALLY JUST MY GARAGE

134. AND I'M TALKING TO A WALL.

135. SO IT LOOKS LIKE THE ANSWER IS,

136. TUNE IN NEXT WEEK AS I CONTINUE TO WASTE MY TIME

137. UNTIL I'M TAKEN AWAY BY CONDORS.

138. THESE ARE EAGLES!

139. - DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW FAST YOU WERE GOING?

140. - MEEP MEEP!

141. - YEAH, THAT'S NOT A NUMBER.

142. YOU'RE COMING WITH ME.

143. STOP THAT. YOU CAN'T EAT HIM.

144. HE'S IN CUSTODY. SHEESH.

145. ALSO, THERE'S NO WAY THAT ROCKET IS STREET LEGAL.

146. YOU'RE COMING WITH ME, TOO.

147. - THIS FALL, "MAD" TAKES YOU BACK TO WHERE THE DRAMA NEVER STOPS.

148. IT'S THE MOST SCANDALOUS ADDRESS IN ALL OF HOLLYWOOD.

149. GARGAMELROSE PLACE.

150. - THE PRODUCER WANTS TO MEET ME.

151. - THAT CAN'T BE. THE PRODUCER SAID HE WANTED TO MEET ME.

152. - I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE HERE.

153. - YOU DON'T LOVE ME ANYMORE.

154. - YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH HIM?

155. - ONLY BECAUSE I THOUGHT HE WAS YOU.

156. - SMURFETTE, WILL YOU MARRY ME?

157. - OVER MY DEAD BODY.

158. - THAT'S THE IDEA.

159. 'CAUSE I'VE DECIDED I WANT YOU ALL.

160. - GARGAMELROSE PLACE.

161. IT'S GETTING HOT UP IN HERE.

162. - HEY, DO YOU GUYS SMELL STEW?

163. - MAD.

164. - THERE'S A SNAKE IN MY BOOT.

165. - AHH! THERE'S A SCORPION IN MY BOOT.

166. - OOH, I FOUND $5.00.

167. - WELL, ISN'T THAT JUST GREAT FOR YOU?

168. - TOOTH FAIRIES OF THE OLD WEST.

169. TOOK HIM A WHILE TO GET IT RIGHT.

170. - AAH!

171. - HEE HEE HEE!

172. - AAH!

173. - "MAD" PRESENTS INEFFECTIVE TACTICS FOR FAKING THAT YOU'RE SICK.

174. - SMUGGLING CHICKENS INTO YOUR HOUSE

175. AND SAYING THEY GAVE YOU CHICKEN POX

176. WILL NOT WORK.

177. THAT'S NOT WHAT CHICKEN POX IS.

178. RUNNING THE THERMOMETER UNDER HOT WATER WON'T WORK.

179. THEY'LL CHECK YOUR FOREHEAD.

180. - WHAT IS THIS, AMATEUR HOUR?

181. - PUTTING A TOAD ON YOUR PILLOW

182. AND HIDING UNDER YOUR BED TO TRICK YOUR PARENTS

183. INTO THINKING YOU'VE BEEN TRANSFORMED INTO A TOAD

184. WILL ONLY WORK IF YOUR PARENTS ARE VERY DUMB.

185. - OH, NO! MY BOY'S BEEN TURNED INTO A TOAD.

186. - SO ABOUT HALF THE TIME.

187. - MAD! - MAD!

188. - OH, WOW, I LOVE WHAT YOU DID WITH YOUR LEAVES.

189. - THANKS. I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO TRY BEING A REDHEAD,

190. JUST TO SEE WHAT IT'S LIKE.

191. - IT REALLY SUITS YOU.

192. - AHH! I'M BALD!

193. - EVERYONE HAS ONE MOMENT THAT DEFINES THEM.

194. - SARAH, DON'T MARRY HIM. I LOVE YOU. MARRY ME INSTEAD.

195. - THIS IS MY DEFINING MOMENT,

196. WHEN I GET TO STAR ON A NETWORK SITCOM.

197. I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING. WHO'S THIS GUY?

198. HE'S THE STAR OF A SITCOM?

199. HE CAN'T ACT. I DON'T LIKE HIS FACE.

200. WELL, NOW YOU'RE JUST BEING MEAN.

201. BUT YOU'RE RIGHT. SO I'VE GOT SOME FAMOUS CO-STARS.

202. SEE, I HAD TO CHANGE MY WHOLE LIFE,

203. AND NOW I LIVE HERE

204. WITH THE LOSERS, FREAKS, AND MUTANTS.

205. NO, REALLY, MUTANTS.

206. YEP, THIS IS THE GANG.

207. AND EVEN THOUGH THEY MAY HAVE KNIVES FOR HANDS

208. THEY'VE ALL GOT SOB STORIES JUST LIKE MINE.

209. LIKE CYCLOPS. HE HAD FOUND THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE.

210. - THEN SHE TURNED INTO A FLAMING SPACE GODDESS

211. AND BLEW HERSELF UP.

212. WOLVERINE'S BEEN MARRIED TONS OF TIMES.

213. HIS FIRST WIFE GOT SHOT.

214. ONE OF THEM GOT MAULED.

215. ONE GOT POISONED, I THINK.

216. PLUS, HE WAS ALSO IN LOVE WITH THE EXPLODING BIRD LADY.

217. AND NIGHTCRAWLER.

218. I DON'T REALLY KNOW HIS DEAL,

219. BUT HE SURE IS WEIRD LOOKING.

220. - WHAT, I DON'T GET A FLASHBACK?

221. - COME ON, BUB, YOU GOTTA STOP MOPING.

222. - YEAH, IT'S ONLY COOL TO MOPE FOR ONE, MAYBE 3, MOVIES,

223. THEN YOU GOT TO GET BACK OUT THERE AND HAVE FUN.

224. - I DON'T KNOW, GUYS.

225. - THERE MUST HAVE BEEN SOMETHING YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO DO

226. BUT YOUR GIRLFRIEND WOULDN'T LET YOU.

227. - WELL, I GUESS I ALWAYS WANTED TO COACH BASKETBALL.

228. - I HEARD BE A SUPERHERO.

229. - GREAT, LET'S DO IT.

230. - I DIDN'T SAY THAT.

231. I SAID BASKETBALL.

232. - THERE IT IS, MAGNETO'S FORTRESS.

233. - YOU READY FOR THIS, KID? - I DON'T KNOW.

234. BUT IF YOU GUYS THINK I CAN DO IT,

235. THEN LET'S— - TP MAGNETO'S HOUSE!

236. - WAIT, I THOUGHT YOU WERE SUPERHEROES.

237. YOU'RE JUST ACTING LIKE OVERGROWN CHILDREN.

238. - YEAH, BUT ALL OUR FANS ARE OVERGROWN CHILDREN.

239. - HMM.

240. OH, MAN, YOU GUYS, THAT WAS AWESOME.

241. WE ARE THE COOLEST. I LOVE MY NEW LIFE.

242. - I WISH I COULD SEE MAGNETO'S FACE WHEN HE WAKES UP.

243. - YEAH, I BET IT'LL LOOK ALL ANGRY AND MEAN LIKE THAT.

244. - GOT TO GO.

245. - AH, NUTS.

246. WELL, I DID SAY I WANTED TO GET INTO BASKETBALL,

247. SO REALLY, I GUESS— NO, NEVER MIND.

248. THERE'S NO GOOD WAY TO SPIN THIS.

249. OW!

250. - MAD!

251. - MAD!

252. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. ANIMATION

253. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE —www.ncicap.org—

254. - MAD!

255. - I CALL DIBS ON HIS FISH FLAKES.