MAD 4x24

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The fans demand another Hunger Games and so there is one. Then, top secret agents are sent by a balding wizard to capture blue elves. Plus, Alfred E. Neuman, Spy vs. Spy and more!

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1. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. ANIMATION

2. - BEEN POLISHING YOUR SHOE BUCKLES ALL MONTH?

3. HERE ARE SOME "MAD" MOMENTS YOU MAY HAVE MISSED.

4. THURSDAY, 2:00 PM—

5. IN THE YEAR 1621, PILGRIMS AND INDIANS SIT DOWN TO FEAST

6. IN WHAT WE NOW CALL THE ORIGINAL HUNGER GAMES.

7. THURSDAY, 4:00 PM—

8. MILEY CYRUS SURPRISES HER FAMILY BY CRASHING THANKSGIVING DINNER

9. WITH A WRECKING BALL.

10. FRIDAY, 6:00 PM—

11. KATY PERRY BECOMES THE QUEEN OF SOCIAL MEDIA

12. BY POSTING THIS—

13. - MAD!

14. - MAD!

15. - LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

16. I PRESENT TO YOU THE WINNERS OF THE 74th HUNGER GAMES.

17. ACTLESS EVERGREEN AND, UH, THE OTHER ONE.

18. - OH, RIGHT. PETER BAG FARTS.

19. - THESE "HUNGER GAMES" FANS ARE NUTS.

20. I CAN'T WAIT TILL THIS IS ALL OVER

21. AND WE'LL NEVER HAVE TO TALK ABOUT "HUNGER GAMES" EVER AGAIN.

22. - OH, YEAH, YEAH. ME, TOO.

23. I ALSO HAVE OTHER MOVIES TO MAKE AND TALK ABOUT.

24. - HELLO, EVERYONE. DO YOU LOVE "HUNGER GAMES"?

25. - MORE THAN ANYTHING IN LIFE!

26. - THEN YOU'RE IN LUCK,

27. BECAUSE WE'RE DOING ANOTHER ONE.

28. - HOORAY!

29. - HOLD ON, I'M NOT GONNA MAKE ANOTHER "HUNGER GAMES" MOVIE.

30. - YEAH, I'M ALSO NOT GONNA MAKE ANOTHER "HUNGER GAMES" MOVIE

31. BECAUSE, WELL, SHE WON AN ACADEMY AWARD.

32. - LISTEN, YOU TWO, IF YOU DON'T DO THIS SEQUEL,

33. THEN OTHER CHARACTERS WILL THINK THEY DON'T HAVE TO DO THEIR SEQUELS.

34. IN FACT, IT'S TIME TO TEACH YOU ALL A LESSON.

35. - WILL THAT LESSON BE IN THE FORM OF A HUNGER GAME?

36. - HMM, PROBABLY.

37. PEOPLE STILL EAT THIS STUFF UP.

38. - DON'T WORRY, HAYMITCH, WE ALREADY WON A HUNGER GAMES.

39. - YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT WE'RE UP AGAINST.

40. LAST TIME YOU WERE FIGHTING KIDS.

41. THIS TIME YOU'LL BE FIGHTING OTHER CHARACTERS

42. FROM LONG-RUNNING FRANCHISES.

43. SPIDER-MAN,

44. GANDALF,

45. LUKE SKYWALKER.

46. - I DON'T THINK IT'S SUCH A GOOD IDEA

47. TO BRING ME OUT OF RETIREMENT.

48. I AM NOT GETTING ANY YOUNGER.

49. - AND BATMAN.

50. - YOU KNOW WHAT, THIS IS DUMB.

51. BATMAN OUT.

52. - OH, NO, WHO WILL REPLACE BATMAN?

53. - I BROUGHT BEN AFFLECK.

54. - EVERYONE FINE WITH BEN AFFLECK?

55. SPEAK NOW OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR PEACE.

56. BECAUSE IF HE STARS IN THIS,

57. HE'LL PROBABLY BE BATMAN FROM NOW ON.

58. - LET THE 75th HUNGER GAMES BEGIN.

59. AND KILL EACH OTHER.

60. - AHH! WHO ARE YOU?

61. - I'M BEN AFFLECK.

62. I'M SORRY.

63. I JUST STILL CAN'T GET USED TO THAT.

64. - WHOA! AHH! AHH!

65. WAIT, WAIT. I'M ON YOUR SIDE.

66. - DIDN'T HAYMITCH TELL YOU?

67. WE'RE ALL SICK OF SEQUELS.

68. WE'RE GOING TO TEAM UP AND BREAK OUT OF HERE.

69. - OH, OK.

70. SO WHAT'S THE PLAN?

71. - LUKE, DO YOUR THING.

72. - HELP, I'M STUCK.

73. AAH!

74. THANKS. OW.

75. NOT GETTING ANY YOUNGER.

76. - PRESIDENT SNOW,

77. WE ARE NOT DOING ANYMORE SEQUELS.

78. - IT DOESN'T MATTER ANYMORE.

79. YOU SEE, I HAVE A SECRET WEAPON.

80. - AND WHAT'S THAT?

81. - IT'S ME. - PITA?

82. BUT YOU WANTED TO STOP MAKING "HUNGER GAMES" MOVIES.

83. - NO, I DIDN'T.

84. I WANT TO MAKE THEM FOREVER.

85. WHAT ELSE AM I GONNA DO?

86. IN FACT, I'M GONNA MAKE ALL OF YOUR MOVIES, TOO.

87. - UH, PITA, WE HAVE A LETTER HERE

88. FROM EVERYBODY IN THE WORLD

89. AND THEY SAY THEY PREFER BEN AFFLECK AS BATMAN.

90. - OHH.

91. - IF A MOM AND HER SON LEAVE ON A TRAIN

92. FROM BALTIMORE TO NEW YORK AT 1:00 GOING 80 MILES AN HOUR,

93. WHAT TIME WILL THE TRAIN ARRIVE IN NEW YORK?

94. - 2:30?

95. - NO, IT'S—OH, MY GOSH, IS THAT RIGHT?

96. SHE'S GONNA KILL ME! I TOLD HER I WOULDN'T BE LATE!

97. - I THINK WE SHOULD GET EXTRA CREDIT FOR SAVING HIS MARRIAGE.

98. - MAD.

99. - WHEN I WAS STRANDED ON AN ISLAND,

100. I WAS TRANSFORMED.

101. I MASTERED ARCHERY, BECAME A SUPERHERO,

102. AND I GOT SUPER COOL MUSCLES.

103. AND NOW YOU CAN, TOO,

104. WITH ARROWBICS,

105. THE WORKOUT PROGRAM DESIGNED BY ME, GREEN ARROW.

106. WITH MY ARROW-BASED EXERCISES,

107. PEOPLE WILL BE SHOOTING YOU LOOKS

108. BECAUSE YOU LOOK SO GOOD WHILE SHOOTING ARROWS.

109. ARROWBICS.

110. I'LL HAVE YOU WORK ON YOUR UPPER ARMS

111. BY HAVING YOU WHITTLE YOUR OWN ARROWS.

112. YOU'LL GET BUFF USING MY SPECIAL WEIGHTLIFTING ARROWS.

113. AND WE'LL KEEP UP A REGULAR BOXING ROUTINE

114. WITH MY BOXING GLOVE ARROWS.

115. AND OF COURSE, YOU'LL DO IT ALL

116. WHILE STRANDED ON AN ISLAND.

117. - WAIT, WHAT WAS THAT LAST PART?

118. AAH!

119. - GOOD LUCK!

120. I'LL COME GET YOU IN 5 YEARS.

121. AND WATCH OUT FOR WOLVES.

122. OR PIRATES.

123. OR WHATEVER.

124. ARROWBICS.

125. IF YOU'RE NOT COMPLETELY SATISFIED,

126. THEN I'M SORRY I STRANDED YOU ON AN ISLAND.

127. - THIS HAS BEEN "FIREFIGHTERS OF THE WILD."

128. - MAD, MAD, MAD.

129. - THESE BEST FRIENDS HAD EVERYTHING GOING FOR THEM.

130. - I DEVELOP VIDEO GAMES.

131. - I'M FRIENDS WITH SETH MacFARLANE.

132. - UNTIL THEIR DADS RETURNED.

133. HI, FELLAS.

134. - RETURNED...

135. FROM THE DEAD!

136. - AAH!

137. - IT'S THE NEW SITCOM "DEADS."

138. - ALL WE NEED TO DO IS CLOSE THIS DEAL

139. AND WE'RE BILLIONAIRES.

140. WE CAN'T LET ANYTHING BAD HAPPEN.

141. - NOT OVER MY DEAD BODY.

142. - YOU RANG?

143. SO ALL WE NEED IS YOUR EXPERTISE WITH THE CHARACTER DESIGNS

144. AND WE'VE GOT A DEAL.

145. - AHH.

146. - LET'S SHAKE ON IT.

147. - WHAT, WE'RE HELPING THEM SHAKE.

148. - YOU GUYS RUINED A BILLION DOLLAR DEAL.

149. - WE CAN NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR THIS.

150. - FINE. WE'LL JUST GO BACK TO BEING DEAD.

151. LET'S GO.

152. YOU MAY HAVE COST US A FORTUNE,

153. AND LEAVE BODY PARTS ALL OVER THE HOUSE, BUT—

154. - WE LOVE YOU, DEADS.

155. - IT'S "DEADS."

156. - UGH. YOU'RE KILLING US.

157. - HA HA HA!

158. - HEE HEE HEE!

159. HA HA HA!

160. - WHAT DOES SHIELD STAND FOR AGENT WARD?

161. - STRATEGIC HOMELAND INTERNATIONAL...

162. ELEVATOR?

163. - THAT'S OK. I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT STANDS FOR, EITHER.

164. NO ONE DOES.

165. - LOOK, I KNOW THAT AGENT COULSON'S STANDING IN THE CORNER.

166. AND THAT EVEN THOUGH HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD,

167. THE BIG SURPRISE IS HE'S GONNA COME OUT OF THE SHADOWS

168. AND—GARGAMEL!

169. - SHIELD INTERCEPTED HIM THINKING IT WAS THOR.

170. IT WAS NOT THOR.

171. - HOO HOO HOO! I WANT YOU TO HELP ME CAPTURE THESE.

172. - WHAT IS THAT?

173. - THAT'S A SMURF.

174. YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT SHIELD.

175. YOU'RE NOT PART OF THE STRATEGIC MILITARY

176. UNDERCOVER RECOGNIZANCE FORCE.

177. - UH, LET'S SEE. STRATEGIC, THAT'S THE "S."

178. MILITARY, THAT'S "M."

179. AND WHAT WAS THE—

180. - OH, COME ON, IT STANDS FOR...

181. I'VE ASSEMBLED A NEW TEAM.

182. MELINDA MAY, SKYE,

183. FITZ, AND SIMMONS.

184. WE WORK THE CASES THAT SHIELD ISN'T INTERESTED IN.

185. YOU KNOW, THE SMURFY AND THE SMURFIER.

186. - WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?

187. - I'M SAYING THIS ISN'T SPY VS. SPY ANYMORE.

188. YOU HEARD ME. SCRAM!

189. - HEE HEE HEE!

190. - HEE HEE HEE!

191. - SO WHAT HAPPENS NOW?

192. - HOO HOO HOO! NOW WE TAKE THIS PLANE

193. DIRECTLY TO WHERE THOSE SMURFS ARE HIDING

194. AND SMOKE THEM OUT USING ALL OF OUR COLLECTIVE POWERS.

195. AND PIES.

196. LET'S GO.

197. - HANG ON, DID YOU SAY PIES?

198. - THAT'S ENOUGH OF THE QUESTIONS!

199. - BUT—

200. - NOW, DOES EVERYONE HAVE THEIR SMURFBERRY PIES?

201. - I REALLY DON'T SEE HOW THIS IS—

202. - LISTEN, I'VE BEEN UNSUCCESSFULLY CATCHING SMURFS

203. FOR 55 YEARS.

204. I KNOW HOW TO NOT DO THIS.

205. NOW GO.

206. I'LL SHOW THEM HOW EASY THIS IS.

207. - OW!

208. AAH!

209. I GOT YOU EXACTLY WHERE I WANT YOU,

210. YOU DUMB SMURF.

211. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

212. - I TOLD YOU THESE SMURFS WERE TRICKY.

213. IT'S GONNA TAKE A LONG TIME BEFORE—

214. - YEAH, WE GOT THEM. - SAY WHAT?

215. - I SAID WE GOT THEM.

216. LIKE, AT LEAST 40 OF THEM.

217. RIGHT, WOULDN'T YOU SAY LIKE 40?

218. - OH, YEAH, DEFINITELY.

219. - I DON'T BELIEVE IT. I HAVE THE SMURFS?

220. IT'S FINALLY HAPPENED!

221. IT'S THE REASON WHY THE WORLD IS WATCHING THIS SHOW.

222. - ARE YOU KIDDING ME? NO ONE'S WATCHING THIS

223. TO SEE YOU CATCH SMURFS.

224. THEY'RE WATCHING THIS TO SEE IF THE AVENGERS SHOW UP.

225. - THE AVENGERS?

226. THEY'RE NOT ON THIS SHOW.

227. THEY'LL NEVER BE ON THIS SHOW.

228. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH THAT WOULD COST?

229. I MEAN, ON A TV BUDGET?

230. - YEAH, THAT'S NEVER GONNA HAPPEN.

231. - SERIOUSLY.

232. IF YOU'RE OUT THERE WAITING TO SEE THE AVENGERS,

233. YOU'RE JUST WASTING YOUR TIME.

234. I MEAN, GO RENT THE MOVIE.

235. IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN.

236. FOR REAL, PEOPLE. IT'S NOT HAPPENING.

237. WE'D BE LUCKY TO GET WHAT'S HIS FACE FROM "HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER."

238. IT'S NOT HAPPENING.

239. - RAH!

240. - HEY, Y'ALL, WE JUST—

241. - MAD!

242. - MAD!

243. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. ANIMATION

244. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE —www.ncicap.org—

245. - MAD!