MAD 4x23

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Wolverine goes all the way to Japan to avoid being in another boring Wolverine movie, but it doesn't work. Then, a small town is trapped under a stupid dome. Plus, Alfred E. Neuman, Spy vs. Spy and more!

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1. BY WARNER BROS. ANIMATION

2. ALL MONTH?

3. HERE ARE SOME "MAD" MOMENTS YOU MAY HAVE MISSED.

4. TUESDAY, 11 A.M.

5. THEY'RE BREAKING UP,

6. THEY'RE EACH INTERVIEWING NEW MOMS.

7. WEDNESDAY, 4 P.M.

8. ARE SOLD FOR $75,000,

9. $80,000 IF YOU WANT TO COME BACK DOWN.

10. THURSDAY, 1 P.M.

11. MUSIC TO SCARE PIRATES AWAY,

12. EVERYONE ELSE AWAY,

13. THEY USE THIS.

14. - HA HA HA!

15. - WOLVERINE, HURRY. YOU HAVE TO ESCAPE.

16. IT'S NOT SAFE DOWN THERE.

17. - ARE YOU KIDDING? IT'S NOT SAFE DOWN HERE?

18. THEY'RE MAKING A NEW WOLVERINE MOVIE OUT THERE.

19. - A WOLVERINE MOVIE? iAY, CARAMBA!

20. - UHH! I GUESS IT WASN'T MUCH SAFER DOWN HERE AFTER ALL.

21. AAH! - WHAT IS IT?

22. - AAH! - AAH!

23. - AAH! - AAH!

24. I WAS IN JAPAN.

25. A WOLVERINE MOVIE.

26. - WELL, IT WAS JUST A DREAM. - I'M SORRY, JEAN.

27. I PROMISE I'LL NEVER BE

28. I'M IN A WOLVERINE MOVIE?

29. - YEP.

30. - FIGURES.

31. - LOGAN, WE MUST LEAVE IMMEDIATELY FOR JAPAN.

32. A WOLVERINE MOVIE.

33. - NOOOOO!

34. ALL RIGHT, BUT THESE MOVIES ARE GETTING BOR-ING.

35. SO I SAID, JAMES FRANCO? HE CAN'T EVEN SING.

36. - LOGAN. - YASHIDA.

37. AS YOU DID ON THE DAY

38. TWO SCENES AGO.

39. YEAH, I CAN'T DO THIS. YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE GONNA DIE.

40. ALSO, WHO'S THAT?

41. - OH, THAT IS DR. GREEN.

42. SUSPICIOUS ABOUT HER AT ALL.

43. - THAT CHECKS OUT.

44. SO, WHAT AM I DOING HERE?

45. TO GIVE ME YOUR POWERS,

46. AND I CAN LIVE FOREVER.

47. - YEAH, I'M GONNA GO AHEAD AND NOT DO THAT.

48. AND STEAL YOUR POWERS.

49. - COME AGAIN?

50. - I SAID NOTHING. AND I'M DEAD NOW.

51. BEEEEP...

52. - OH, NO, HE IS DEAD.

53. SAYS HE'S ALIVE.

54. - I SAID I'M DEAD. NOW GO TO FUNERAL.

55. - JAPAN. THIS PLACE IS WEIRD.

56. - "JAPAN, THIS PLACE IS WEIRD."

57. DEPARTMENT OF JAPAN.

58. - LOGAN,

59. THIS IS YASHIDA'S GRANDDAUGHTER MARIKO.

60. - WELL, HELLO.

61. SAY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING AFTER THE FUNERAL?

62. - OH, YOU KNOW. DO SOME KARAOKE,

63. LIKE SUSHI WITH A FACE,

64. TRY NOT TO GET KIDNAPPED.

65. - OH, WELL, THAT'S NICE.

66. - HYAH! - AAH!

67. - GRR. - OH, NO!

68. THEY'RE TAKING HER TO KARAOKE?

69. - UH, PRETTY GOOD, ACTUALLY.

70. - THEN MY PLAN IS WORKING.

71. UH, I MEAN...

72. BEEEEP...

73. - I WAS RIGHT! THIS ISN'T KARAOKE. UHH!

74. IT'S THE ONLY DECENT ACTION SCENE IN THE WHOLE MOVIE.

75. - HEY, YOU GUYS ARE NUTS.

76. THE TRAIN ISN'T EVEN MOVING YET.

77. - REALLY? OH. WELL, IN THAT CASE...

78. - YAAHHHH!

79. GIDDY-UP!

80. - WHOAAAA!

81. UNH!

82. VA-VA-VA—

83. - OH, MAN, IT'S THAT GREEN CHICK WHO'S ACTUALLY GREEN.

84. - IF YOU THINK I'M A POORLY CONCEIVED CHARACTER,

85. MAY I INTRODUCE THIS.

86. - HEH HEH HEH HEH! YOU THOUGHT I WAS DEAD,

87. AM I REALLY DEAD? OH, NO.

88. WAIT, THAT'S JUST THE ALARM SAYING MY FACE MASK IS OPEN.

89. AND NOW YOU WILL DIE.

90. - PROMISE ME ONE LAST FAVOR.

91. - YES?

92. - DON'T MISS.

93. - YAAAHH!

94. - AAH! OH, NO.

95. MOVIE AND IT WAS TERRIBLE.

96. - DON'T WORRY, YOU'RE NOT IN A WOLVERINE MOVIE.

97. - YOU'RE IN ANOTHER X-MEN MOVIE.

98. - NOOOO!

99. - I'M HERE, TOO. WHEE!

100. - NOOOO!

101. EH. BETTER THAN HOSTING THE OSCARS AGAIN.

102. AN UMBRELLA.

103. IT'S RAINING CATS AND DOGS OUT THERE.

104. - FOR REAL?

105. - NO, SON. IT'S JUST AN EXPRESSION.

106. - OH. OK.

107. IT'S NOT RAINING CATS AND DOGS,

108. IT'S RAINING BEARS AND TIGERS!

109. - I SAID IT'S JUST AN EXPRESSION.

110. - AAAHHH!

111. - MAD!

112. TO ABANDON EARTH.

113. FLUNG INTO THE COLD VOID,

114. INTO NOVA PRIME.

115. SOCIETY WAS REBUILT, CUSTOMS RELEARNED,

116. AND LAWS REFORGED.

117. MEANWHILE, ALL TRACES

118. ITS ORIGINAL PRIMAL STATE.

119. BUT WE ARE GOING BACK.

120. DON'T YOU THINK YOU SHOULD LOOK YOUR BEST?

121. AFTER EARTH AFTERSHAVE.

122. 'CAUSE WE ABANDONED EARTH, Y'ALL, NOT GOOD GROOMING.

123. - OH.

124. SORRY, UH, NOTHING REALLY HAPPENS IN THIS CARTOON.

125. I JUST READ.

126. SERIOUSLY, THIS IS IT.

127. JUST ME.

128. READING.

129. CAN'T ALL BE GEMS, YOU KNOW.

130. - BATMAN'S GOT THE BATCAVE

131. AND IRONMAN HAS STARK TOWER.

132. IMPRESSIVE SUPERHERO LAIRS.

133. PARKS THE SPIDERMOBILE.

134. - I NEVER EVEN USE IT. I MEAN, WHO NEEDS A CAR IN NEW YORK?

135. KEEPS HIS PURPLE SHORTS.

136. 'CAUSE THEY'RE STRETCHY,

137. BUT EVERYTHING HAS LIMITS.

138. - BLUE BEETLE'S BEDROOM IN HIS PARENTS' HOUSE.

139. - YEP, THAT'S ABOUT IT. NOT MUCH MORE TO TELL.

140. - WOLVERINE'S WOLVERINE BURROW.

141. - WOLVERINES LIVE IN BURROWS. WANT TO FIGHT ABOUT IT?

142. - AND THE NINJA TURTLES' GROSS SEWER.

143. ISN'T GROSS, IT'S COOL.

144. - SURE. WHATEVER

145. TO GET THROUGH THE DAY.

146. THIS HAS BEEN "LESS IMPRESSIVE SUPERHERO LAIRS."

147. MAD!

148. - OH, NO! SNOW WHITE ATE THE POISONED APPLE.

149. - POISONED APPLE? HUH. THAT'S WHY I'M A P.C. GUY,

150. - AND THAT'S WHY YOU'VE THE AIDS DWARF.

151. - AND NOW FOR MY NEXT TRICK,

152. I'M GONNA PULL SOME HANDKERCHIEFS OUT OF MY SLEEVE.

153. OHH...

154. - MAN, THAT DUDE IS SO LAME.

155. A TOTAL DWEEB.

156. - TAKE ME WITH YOU.

157. - HOOD-INI, THE HIPSTER MAGICIAN,

158. BUT DON'T ACTUALLY HAVE TO APPLAUD.

159. OUT OF A FEDORA.

160. - HUH. HE'S GOT A LITTLE FIXIE.

161. HIS SKINNY JEANS.

162. - HUH. I GOT MY HANDS

163. AND I'M STILL HOLDING MY $5.00 BILL.

164. - AND PERFORMING ILLUSIONS.

165. - LOOK. TURNED THE FOAM ON MY LATTE INTO A MAPLE LEAF.

166. CATCH THE 2 P.M. MATINEE OF HOOD-INI, THE HIPSTER MAGICIAN,

167. 'CAUSE HE DOESN'T GET UP

168. AND HE PARTIES ALL NIGHT.

169. - HMM.

170. UNH!

171. UNH!

172. UNNHH!

173. - WOW, THIS IS AMAZING!

174. THIS PLACE IS SO COOL.

175. WELL, LIKE—

176. - UH, A KID IN A CANDY STORE?

177. - YEAH, I GUESS SO.

178. BUT THAT'S SO ON THE NOSE.

179. THERE'S GOTTA BE A BETTER EXPRESSION FOR THIS, HUH?

180. THAT'S RUDE. I'M GOING HOME.

181. - AW, MAN, STUPID COWS.

182. - [MOO!]

183. I'M TRYING TO LEAVE THIS DUMB, TINY TOWN

184. ARE MESSING IT UP.

185. - DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT.

186. YOU KNOW WHAT? I HOPE SOMETHING HORRIBLE HAPPENS TO YOU.

187. - YEAH. I HOPE SOMETHING THAT COW SPECIFICALLY.

188. - OW.

189. - WHAT IS THAT THING?

190. - WHERE'D IT COME FROM?

191. - AND WHO ARE YOU?

192. - UM, I'M A MYSTERIOUS STRANGER.

193. THIS THING IS A MYSTERIOUS, INVISIBLE DOME,

194. AND I AM 90% SURE I DID NOT CAUSE IT.

195. - WHATEVER IT IS, WE'RE TRAPPED UNDER IT.

196. NOTHING CAN GET IN OR OUT.

197. - HEY, SKETCH STORK, WHY ARE YOU BRINGING ME,

198. FERGIE, AND LEBRON JAMES TO CHESTER'S MILL?

199. - BECAUSE, ADRIEN BRODY, THERE'S A "MAD" SKETCH

200. GONNA MAKE A CAMEO IN IT.

201. IT'S GONNA BE SO MUCH—

202. - MAYBE THAT WAS FOR THE BEST.

203. - EVERYONE CALM DOWN.

204. YES, WE'RE TRAPPED UNDER A DOME,

205. BUT IT COULD BE WORSE.

206. SO WE CAN'T ACTUALLY WATCH THIS SHOW.

207. - OH, YEAH. - THAT IS GOOD.

208. - I HADN'T THOUGHT OF THAT.

209. - BUT HOW WILL WE SURVIVE?

210. WON'T WE RUN OUT OF WATER AND FOOD?

211. - WELL, THIS IS A MINISERIES,

212. SURVIVE ONE SEASON.

213. THAT'S NOT SO BAD.

214. - EVERYONE, TERRIBLE NEWS!

215. AND LEARNED SOMETHING HORRIBLE!

216. DROP A BOMB ON THE DOME?

217. - WORSE! "UNDER THE DOME" FOR A SECOND SEASON!

218. - WELL, I'M OUT.

219. - I GUESS I'M SHERIFF NOW.

220. HOW DO LAWS WORK UNDER DOMES?

221. - THEY DON'T WORK. EVERYONE GO CRAZY! AAH!

222. - HEY, YO. IT HAS BEEN DONE.

223. OF "THE SIMPSONS" MOVIE.

224. OVER THE RADIO.

225. DROP A BOMB ON THE DOME?

226. - WORSE! THEY RENEWED US

227. OH, NO, WAIT. YEAH, WE SAID THAT.

228. YES, THEY ARE DROPPING A BOMB.

229. - WE'LL ALL BE BLOWN UP. THIS IS AWFUL.

230. WE'VE BEEN HAVING VISIONS AND WE FOUND A PINK EGG.

231. - NEVER MIND. THAN WHATEVER THAT'S ABOUT.

232. - I GUESS THIS IS IT.

233. INTO A SKETCH.

234. - SKETCH STORK, AND FREED US ALL.

235. THANK YOU.

236. - JUST DOIN' MY JOB.

237. ADRIEN BRODY,

238. FERGIE FROM THE BLACK-EYED PEAS,

239. LEBRON JAMES, AND FOR SOME REASON,

240. BART SIMPSON.

241. SO... GET HIM!

242. - HA HA! THAT'LL TEACH 'EM TO STEAL A "SIMPSONS" PLOT.

243. - MAD!

244. - MAD!

245. WARNER BROS. ANIMATION

246. —www.ncicap.org—

247. - CAN'T ALL BE GEMS, YOU KNOW.