1. Been avoiding
entertainment for four years?Copy !req
2. Here are some MAD moments
you may have missed.Copy !req
3. Season one.Copy !req
4. Footage of Cliffordfield
accidentally erasesCopy !req
5. Kermit's American Idol
audition tape.Copy !req
6. Season two.Copy !req
7. MAD premiers its first
ape-isode,Copy !req
8. which goes over
like a lead baboon.Copy !req
9. Season three.Copy !req
10. MAD shows its
first-ever silent sketch.Copy !req
11. Subsequently, the audience
is also silent.Copy !req
12. Season four.Copy !req
13. MAD's 100th episode is stolenCopy !req
14. when the black and white spies
join forces like this.Copy !req
15. Jor-El, you are Krypton's
greatest scientist.Copy !req
16. Because I predicted
this planet will explode?Copy !req
17. No, because I love this
metal thing with the imprints
you made.Copy !req
18. It's just like the one
at the mall.Copy !req
19. Jor-El, General Zod...Copy !req
20. General Zod is trying
to take over the planet.Copy !req
21. Should we send our son
to Earth?Copy !req
22. No, our son's place
is by our side.Copy !req
23. Our love for him
is too great to...Copy !req
24. Huh!
We can always have another.Copy !req
25. - Wait,Copy !req
26. don't forget to send him
with these red undiesCopy !req
27. that he can wear
on the outside of his clothes.Copy !req
28. Honey, he's gonna have
enough trouble with that face,Copy !req
29. we don't have to dress him
like a dope.Copy !req
30. I'll include
the Codex skull instead.Copy !req
31. Does it contain the DNA
of everyone on Krypton?Copy !req
32. Better. It has the memory
of every movie, TV show
and comicCopy !req
33. that's ever been done
about this superhero.Copy !req
34. If he just follows
the formula,Copy !req
35. his life and this movie
will be a success.Copy !req
36. Starting with the title...Copy !req
37. Hmm. This isn't good.Copy !req
38. So far, my entire life
has been differentCopy !req
39. from all the other
Superman shows.Copy !req
40. I'm so confused.Copy !req
41. Well, at least I can
count on my dadCopy !req
42. to give me
an uplifting speech about...Copy !req
43. - Really? But I thought...Copy !req
44. Oh, no! That bus is about to
fall off that bridge.Copy !req
45. I guess my dad would
want me to save
all those lives from...Copy !req
46. Hmm. A tornado!Copy !req
47. I only have time
to save the bus or my dad.Copy !req
48. Wait a minute,
according to the Codex,Copy !req
49. this movie goes on
for another three hours.Copy !req
50. But Kevin Costner's too big
of a star for just a cameo.Copy !req
51. Surely he wants to be
in this movieCopy !req
52. for more than
just a lousy ten minutes.Copy !req
53. - Oh. Well, okay.Copy !req
54. Finally,
I'm at the North Pole.Copy !req
55. - Just like all those
other Superman shows.
- Psst.Copy !req
56. Oh, come on!Copy !req
57. Hi, I'm Lois Lane,
I followed you hereCopy !req
58. because you're the only guy
with heat vision.Copy !req
59. Hey, what's in here?Copy !req
60. Wow, an alien ship.Copy !req
61. Maybe this has the answers
to where I came from.Copy !req
62. - Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi.
- It does, my son.Copy !req
63. I am Jor-El, the hologram
of your real father.Copy !req
64. Oh, if only your mother
could see what a great man
you've grown up to be.Copy !req
65. Couldn't you have made
a hologram of her as well?Copy !req
66. Huh? Oh. Uh...Copy !req
67. Whoops! Sorry,
didn't mean to interrupt.Copy !req
68. Is this the part
where he tells youCopy !req
69. he sent you to Earth
in a rocket?Copy !req
70. I was just getting to that.Copy !req
71. It was a sad day
for your mother and I. But...Copy !req
72. Couldn't you guys just have
gotten in the rocket with me?Copy !req
73. Huh? Oh. Uh...Copy !req
74. Look, General Zod's on TV.Copy !req
75. People of Earth,
I am General Zod.Copy !req
76. And this is
America's got Kal-El.Copy !req
77. And whoever hands him over
wins a million dollars.Copy !req
78. I'd like a million dollars.Copy !req
79. Too late.
I'm here to turn myself in.Copy !req
80. - What?Copy !req
81. They threw out my red undies.Copy !req
82. - Yeah, but we thought you'd
replace them with something.
- Oh...Copy !req
83. And the alien
known as Superman was arrestedCopy !req
84. for indecent exposure today,Copy !req
85. while in other news,
the winner of
America's got Kal-ElCopy !req
86. was in fact America.Copy !req
87. I don't care
what you do to me, Zod,Copy !req
88. but I will not let you hurt
the people of Earth.Copy !req
89. - Oh, yeah?Copy !req
90. Two can play at that game.Copy !req
91. Fellows, let me be clear.Copy !req
92. You are causing more damage
than you are preventing,Copy !req
93. - let alone twice as much
as in Pacific Rim.Copy !req
94. So on behalf
of the American people
and the people of Earth,Copy !req
95. can you please
take this battle into space?Copy !req
96. Sure.Copy !req
97. Really? All of space
and they have to hit
a satellite?Copy !req
98. Superman, stop.
You're squeezing laser beams
out of his eyes.Copy !req
99. Oh, wait.
No, I guess he's doing that
on his own.Copy !req
100. You can't stop me, Kal-El.Copy !req
101. I knew you as a baby.Copy !req
102. The world will hate you
when they see
what you really are.Copy !req
103. No!Copy !req
104. Ew! That was you
as a baby?Copy !req
105. - Thanks a lot.Copy !req
106. - Ugh! Will you just
go already?Copy !req
107. Excuse me, but I don't
have to use the lavatory.Copy !req
108. I was just taken aback
by the lovely scent of flowers
and apple pie.Copy !req
109. Really? I don't smell flowers
or apple...Copy !req
110. Huh!
I can't believe you thought
I had a British accent.Copy !req
111. What a dolt.Copy !req
112. Hi, everyone,
Willie Wizzy hereCopy !req
113. with more fantastic products
from your friends at Flunco.Copy !req
114. Are you tired of being
picked on because your face
is covered in gross zits?Copy !req
115. Well, now you have
the final say with super
incredible Lazits,Copy !req
116. the cream that turns
your pimples into
laser-shooting zits.Copy !req
117. Have you had it up to here
with dirty, smelly mimes?
Well, guess what?Copy !req
118. Now there's new fast-acting
Mime Wipes.Copy !req
119. So forget pretending
you're wiping
and really do it.Copy !req
120. 'Cause each wipe contains
a special ingredient,
Mime-X 80,Copy !req
121. - that completely eliminates
overacting.Copy !req
122. Well, now I just feel foolish.Copy !req
123. And how many times
has this happened to you?Copy !req
124. You find a leprechaun,
but don't want them
stinking up your house.Copy !req
125. Well, now you can have
your gold and poop in it, too,Copy !req
126. with the new Leprechaun
Litter Box.Copy !req
127. Look, no stinks because
of the realCopy !req
128. shamrockium
deodorizing crystals.Copy !req
129. It's the perfect place
to leave me Blarney Stone.Copy !req
130. Hey, I can't believe
you're still watching.Copy !req
131. So, I'm gonna throw in
the Nosehair-Proof
Security Helmet.Copy !req
132. 18 layers of Olympic steelCopy !req
133. that'll protect you when
you're talking to Grandpa.Copy !req
134. Back in my day,
we used sock puppets
to cover our feet.Copy !req
135. So how much would you pay
for all these products?Copy !req
136. A hundred dollars?
A thousand dollars?
A gazillion dollars?Copy !req
137. Well, good. 'Cause that's
how much they all cost,
a gazillion dollars.Copy !req
138. But if you don't call the cops
in the next five minutes,Copy !req
139. I'll throw in the Worm Wallet.Copy !req
140. Because let's face it,
worms are everywhere.Copy !req
141. So where else
you gonna put them?Copy !req
142. And with the little zipper,
those suckers
ain't going anywhere.Copy !req
143. Once again, that's the Lazits,
the Mime Wipes,Copy !req
144. the Leprechaun Litter Box,
the Nosehair-Proof
Security Helmet,Copy !req
145. and the Worm Wallet.Copy !req
146. All sitting here on this
recall shelf,
here at Flunco.Copy !req
147. All right, which one of you
cut the cheese?Copy !req
148. Don't look at me.Copy !req
149. I didn't do it.Copy !req
150. I know it was one of you.Copy !req
151. And I'm gonna find out
who it was.Copy !req
152. And when I do,
you'll be sorry.Copy !req
153. You'll... be... sorry.Copy !req
154. Honey, can you pick up
some more cheese?Copy !req
155. Yup. Wanna go for a ride?Copy !req
156. Yay!Copy !req
157. It was... the mom!Copy !req
158. Ha-ha. Nose-picker.Copy !req
159. What are you digging for,
gold?Copy !req
160. - Oh, is that for sale?
- Sure.Copy !req
161. - How much?
- Uh, a lot of money.Copy !req
162. I gotta try this.Copy !req
163. Ew! Gross!Copy !req
164. Come on, girls.Copy !req
165. Wait. What just happened?Copy !req
166. And now it's time
for Snappy Answers
to Stupid Questions.Copy !req
167. Wow! Did you have an accident?Copy !req
168. No,
I'm a Lady Gaga impersonator.Copy !req
169. Oh! Did you have an accident?Copy !req
170. No, I bought a necktie
that looks like a tree.Copy !req
171. Ugh! You have an accident?Copy !req
172. No, the directions said,
"Turn on to oak."Copy !req
173. Hey, did you have an accident?Copy !req
174. No, I'm testing
my wooden airbag.Copy !req
175. Zowie!
Did you have an accident?Copy !req
176. Yes! I had an accident!Copy !req
177. Well, for goodness' sake,
change your pants.Copy !req
178. Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,Copy !req
179. Humpty Dumpty
had a great fall.Copy !req
180. Ooh, looks like it's
not so great after all.Copy !req
181. More like
a below-average fall.Copy !req
182. Aw, nuts!Copy !req
183. Okay, let me just
pull up your reservation.Copy !req
184. Looks like we have
a four-door sedan for you.Copy !req
185. No.Copy !req
186. Wait a minute,
it says you qualify
for a downgrade.Copy !req
187. So I can actually put you
in a compact car after all.Copy !req
188. Yay!Copy !req
189. Come on, people, think!Copy !req
190. This shouldn't be this hard.Copy !req
191. I mean, it's not like we're
reinventing the wheel here.Copy !req
192. We're inventing the wheel,
it should be easy.Copy !req
193. You! Invent the box
so we could think
outside of it.Copy !req
194. - What's that sound?Copy !req
195. We have to get to the roof.Copy !req
196. This summer...Copy !req
197. But there are so many of them.Copy !req
198. Get ready...Copy !req
199. Go, go, get in the helicopter.Copy !req
200. For World War DBZ.Copy !req
201. Yesterday, people started
turning into monkey tail
karate monsters.Copy !req
202. The plague shows
no signs of stopping.Copy !req
203. - Is there anything
I can do?
- I don't see what.Copy !req
204. Over 8% of the world
is infected.Copy !req
205. They're evolving from
Super Saiyans
to Super Saiyan 2's.Copy !req
206. Even 3's are here.Copy !req
207. Sir, they've started doing
a funny little danceCopy !req
208. and are merging
into bigger Saiyans.Copy !req
209. It's all so complicated
and stupid.Copy !req
210. I just want it to stop.Copy !req
211. I know. We all do.Copy !req
212. World War
Dragon Ball Z.Copy !req
213. Because keeping track
of Dragon Ball ZCopy !req
214. is like a war
against your brain.Copy !req
215. Argh!Copy !req
216. Say, Mike, can you try
hitting the return button?Copy !req
217. Thanks, Mike.Copy !req
218. Wonder what happens
if I hit the end button?Copy !req
219. No!Copy !req
220. We interrupt this program
with some breaking news.Copy !req
221. I just now realizeCopy !req
222. I was supposed to
read this disclaimer
before very episode of MAD.Copy !req
223. But I figure,
better late than never.Copy !req
224. Warning!
Watching this episode of MAD
may cause the following.Copy !req
225. And they go on and on.Copy !req
226. I'm sorry
I didn't read these earlier,Copy !req
227. but considering
there are 100 side effects,Copy !req
228. it seems appropriate
for this episode.Copy !req
229. We now return to MAD,
already in progress.Copy !req
230. ♪ Looking for a pet one dayCopy !req
231. Look at her, Krang.Copy !req
232. There's gotta be a way
to get her to notice me.Copy !req
233. I know a way.Copy !req
234. Help me destroy
the Ninja Turtles.Copy !req
235. - That's your answer
to everything.
- Is it?Copy !req
236. How am I gonna
get my frisbee back?Copy !req
237. By destroying
the Ninja Turtles.Copy !req
238. How do I get the square
of the number six?Copy !req
239. You just multiply six by six,Copy !req
240. and destroy the Ninja Turtles.Copy !req
241. How do I capture
the flying unicorn?Copy !req
242. Destroy the Ninja Turtles.
Destroy the Ninja Turtles.
Destroy the Ninja Turtles.Copy !req
243. Wait, how did you remember
that last part?Copy !req
244. I thought you were asleep.Copy !req
245. Look, I'm serious, Krang,Copy !req
246. I really need your help
to impress Bell Pepper.Copy !req
247. Fine, I'll help you.Copy !req
248. First things first,
we need to work
on your wardrobe.Copy !req
249. Here, try this on.Copy !req
250. What is this?
A purple cape?Copy !req
251. It brings out your eyes.
Trust me.Copy !req
252. Also, put this on.Copy !req
253. Now all you can
see are my eyes.Copy !req
254. Yeah, and they look great.Copy !req
255. Finally, the last piece.Copy !req
256. Spikey gloves
and shin guards.Copy !req
257. Why do I need these?Copy !req
258. Girls love danger.Copy !req
259. What's more dangerous than
having knives all over
for no reason?Copy !req
260. I really don't know
about this. Ow!Copy !req
261. Oh, come on.
When have I ever
steered you wrong?Copy !req
262. Hey, I found us
two math tutors.Copy !req
263. - A warthog monster
and a rhinoman.Copy !req
264. Here's a laser,
rob that bank!Copy !req
265. - Wait, what?Copy !req
266. Let's erase some of these
MAD episodesCopy !req
267. to make room for that show
with the ponies.Copy !req
268. Fine!
Remember whatever you want.Copy !req
269. But am I or am I not
a giant brain?Copy !req
270. - You are.
- Exactly!Copy !req
271. So I must be pretty smart.Copy !req
272. So why don't you go over there
and talk to her?Copy !req
273. Here, I've prepared you
some talking points.Copy !req
274. Uh, hello,
my name is Shredder.Copy !req
275. Hey, it's Shredder, get him!Copy !req
276. Looks like
they worked you over
pretty good, huh?Copy !req
277. Did...
Did you do all this on purposeCopy !req
278. so the Ninja Turtles
would beat me up?Copy !req
279. That's not what's important.Copy !req
280. What's important is that
they beat the snot out of youCopy !req
281. and now you want revenge,
right?Copy !req
282. I guess so.Copy !req
283. Then behold the dying
of a dark age.Copy !req
284. And now,
a very special look backCopy !req
285. at some of our
beloved charactersCopy !req
286. who did not make it
to the 100th episode.Copy !req
287. Speak for yourself,
it's burning!Copy !req
288. I can't breathe.
Somebody get me out,
it's an emergency.Copy !req
289. You will always
live in our hearts
and in reruns.Copy !req
290. Hey!
You got juice all over me.Copy !req
291. The winner, by a TK-OJ.Copy !req
292. And that's it, folks.
That's Bad Idea Inc.'sCopy !req
293. 100th bad idea.Copy !req
294. Hurray!Copy !req
295. Uh, hi, I'm Gemma
from Marketing.
I have a question.Copy !req
296. Shoot!
Nothing can bum me out today.Copy !req
297. Well, I was thinking,
why do we only make bad ideas?Copy !req
298. Huh!
I never thought about that.Copy !req
299. I guess when I inherited
this company from my father,Copy !req
300. I just kept making bad ideas.Copy !req
301. Same as my father,
and his father
and his father's baboon,Copy !req
302. who founded this company.Copy !req
303. Well, over in Marketing
we've been thinking,Copy !req
304. what if we made good ideas?Copy !req
305. You know what, Gemma?
You're right.Copy !req
306. From now on,
we only make good ideas.Copy !req
307. Hurray!Copy !req
308. Well, it turns out
there already were
lots of companiesCopy !req
309. that were making good ideas.
So now we're bankrupt.Copy !req
310. I hope you're happy, Gemma.Copy !req
311. Well, this is a fine mess
you've gotten us into.Copy !req
312. Why'd you think
going to the beach
was a good idea?Copy !req
313. It just seemed silly
that we live so close to it
and yet we've never been.Copy !req
314. Well, now we know why,
don't we?Copy !req
315. Hang on,
maybe these kids will help.Copy !req
316. Look, a beached whale!Copy !req
317. Let's bury it in the sand
up to its neck.Copy !req
318. Next year,
we're taking a cruise.Copy !req
319. They fill their
tank up with gas.Copy !req
320. Are you crazy?Copy !req
321. Relax, it's my invisible jet.Copy !req
322. Hmm, or is that it?Copy !req
323. They go snowboarding.Copy !req
324. - Yeah.
- Hey, I'm cool, too, right?Copy !req
325. I guess.Copy !req
326. - Me, too?
- Uh, no.Copy !req
327. They go out for ice cream.Copy !req
328. Ah, I'm lactose
intolerant anyway.Copy !req
329. They fly.Copy !req
330. Uh, you both know
this is an exit row, right?Copy !req
331. Ugh. You know, I love
the extra leg room,Copy !req
332. but hate the added
responsibility.Copy !req
333. And they go
to the beach.Copy !req
334. Look out, it's Sandman!Copy !req
335. Huh, guess that was
just a sand sculpture.Copy !req
336. - Uh, nice job, kids.Copy !req
337. This has been...Copy !req
338. Higher. I wanna go higher.Copy !req
339. Higher!Copy !req
340. Okay!Copy !req
341. I'll meet you at home.Copy !req
342. Where are those
One Direction boys?Copy !req
343. They promised me they'd debut
a new song tonightCopy !req
344. and they're not even here.Copy !req
345. We made it.Copy !req
346. Made it? Look at you guys.Copy !req
347. You look like you were mauled
by garbage pails.Copy !req
348. Do you at least have
the new song you promised?Copy !req
349. Well, put it this way.Copy !req
350. We locked ourselves
in a room in order to focus.Copy !req
351. There, I've made sure
this door won't open
for one week.Copy !req
352. Now, we'll have
no distractionsCopy !req
353. until we've written
our greatest song.Copy !req
354. What are you doing?Copy !req
355. I found this weird show
on the telly.Copy !req
356. Well, turn it off,
we got work to do.Copy !req
357. That's what's weird.
I can't shut it off.Copy !req
358. Give me that. You're just
not doing it right.Copy !req
359. Huh. He's right.Copy !req
360. Guys, we're supposed to be
working without distractions.Copy !req
361. What are we gonna do?Copy !req
362. Wait.Copy !req
363. So you do have a new song?Copy !req
364. Uh, actually, no.
It turned out to be garbage.Copy !req
365. So we thought
we'd just perform
the MAD theme song.Copy !req
366. Got your kazoos, boys?Copy !req