MAD 4x20

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Can Brad Pitt save the world from zombies before everyone falls asleep because this movie is boring? Then, Sam and Cat have a new kid to babysit - a kid who transforms into a super hero! Plus, Spy vs. Spy, Alfred E. Neuman and more!

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1. WARNER BROS. ANIMATION

2. THE NEW WORLD ALL MONTH?

3. HERE ARE SOME "MAD" MOMENTS YOU MAY HAVE MISSED.

4. TUESDAY, 5 P.M.

5. "UGLIEST CREATURE,"

6. BREATHE A SIGH OF RELIEF.

7. THURSDAY, 10 A.M.

8. NASA's VOYAGER 1 OUR SOLAR SYSTEM,

9. A RIDE BACK HOME.

10. FRIDAY, 3 P.M.

11. THE WORLD'S HAPPIEST NATION,

12. THEY DON'T WATCH THIS.

13. - HA HA HA!

14. - WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE.

15. WHY ISN'T TRAFFIC MOVING?

16. - BECAUSE WE'RE AT A DRIVE-IN MOVIE.

17. - OH. THEN WHY'S EVERYONE SCREAMING?

18. - AAH! - BECAUSE THEY'RE SHOWING

19. YOUR MOVIE "TREE OF LIFE."

20. - AH HA HA HA HA!

21. - AAH!

22. - THAT MAKES SENSE.

23. - HEY, BRAD. YOU'RE NOT VERY GOOD IN THIS MOVIE.

24. - OH, NO, HERE COMES ANOTHER FLESH-EATING PARASITE.

25. - A ZOMBIE? - NO, MY AGENT.

26. - BRAD, I KEEP TELLING YOU,

27. ARE YESTERDAY'S NEWS.

28. THE FAD IS OVER. PICK SOMETHING NEW.

29. - NO WAY, MAN. I'M STICKIN' WITH ZOMBIES.

30. ZOMBIES ARE IN. AM I RIGHT, KIDS?

31. - EH, ONE MORE ZOMBIE MOVIE

32. IS NOT GONNA HURT ANYBODY.

33. THAT HELICOPTER.

34. - NO PROBLEM,

35. YOUR JOB FIGHTING ZOMBIES.

36. - BUT I'M A FAMILY MAN NOW.

37. AND, ACTUALLY, I DON'T THINK I WAS EVER A ZOMBIE FIGHTER.

38. MAIN CHARACTERS ONLY,

39. OR WE KICK YOUR FAMILY OFF.

40. - FINE. BUT I WANT ONE OF THOSE SCARVES.

41. - OK.

42. - SUCKERS. I'D HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT THE SCARF.

43. - ALL RIGHT, WE'VE GOT YOU AND THE WORLD'S TOP IMMUNOLOGIST.

44. - HELLO.

45. - WHEN THE PLANE LANDS,

46. WE'LL STEP OUT AND LOOK FOR CLUES.

47. - YOU'RE THE BOSS.

48. YAHOO!

49. THE PLANE LANDS, RIGHT?

50. - LET'S JUST SKIP KOREA AND GO TO ISRAEL.

51. THIS WALL IS AMAZING.

52. - YES, WE BUILT IT THE SECOND I HEARD ABOUT THESE ZOMBIES.

53. - THAT WAS INCREDIBLE FORESIGHT.

54. - NOT REALLY. WHEN I HEARD ABOUT THOSE "TWILIGHT" MOVIES,

55. I BOUGHT 4 TONS OF GARLIC.

56. WOULD BE A "SMURFS 2,"

57. I BOUGHT A MILLION RAT TRAPS.

58. - AAH! I'M A SMURF.

59. PRETTY WELL, TOO.

60. AND NOW WE'RE TOTALLY SAFE FROM THE ZOMBIES.

61. BECAUSE, LOOK,

62. BUILDING THAT PYRAMID. - HUH?

63. - WAIT, THAT CAN'T BE GOOD.

64. - WE MUST DO THIS!

65. - UHH! UHH!

66. - AH! I'VE BEEN BITTEN.

67. - HUH!

68. THAT'LL STOP THE VIRUS?

69. - I DON'T. - OH, GOOD.

70. - AAH! I WAS BITTEN AGAIN. - HUH!

71. - HMM. - OHH!

72. - JERRY, YOU'VE GOT TO GO TO ENGLAND.

73. - WHY? - 'CAUSE THE MOVIE'S CALLED "WORLD WAR Z,"

74. NOT "RANDOM COUNTRY Z."

75. - FAIR ENOUGH.

76. TO COME WITH YOU?

77. IN FRONT OF ME, SO IT'S FREE.

78. - AAH! - UH-OH.

79. IN MY BACKPACK.

80. THROW IT INTO COACH.

81. - ARE THEY BECOMING ZOMBIES?

82. - NO, BUT THE IN-FLIGHT MOVIE IS "OCEAN'S 13."

83. - JUST THROW IT.

84. - HUH!

85. EVERYONE LISTEN.

86. WON'T BOTHER US IF WE'RE SICK.

87. SO, YOU, EAT THAT GARBAGE.

88. YOU, LICK THAT BIRD.

89. YOU, I GOT 45 CENTS IN MY POCKET.

90. IN YOUR MOUTH.

91. - I'M SICK...

92. EEW, GROSS.

93. AI YI YI YI...

94. - BUT THAT'S JUST US.

95. OF THE WORLD SICK?

96. - EASY. I SET UP A FILM FESTIVAL SHOWING ALL MY MOVIES.

97. - REALLY? NOT EVEN "MR. AND MRS. SMITH"?

98. - AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR, "CAN A HORSE FLY A HELICOPTER?"

99. - OHH!

100. AHH! AHH!

101. - OOH!

102. - NOPE.

103. A PORTAL TO END OUR WORLD.

104. AND CANCELLED THE APOCALYPSE.

105. NOW THE MONSTERS ARE GONE. BUT, WELL, WE'RE STUCK WITH THESE GIANT ROBOTS.

106. THAT'S WHY WE'RE RENTING THEM OUT AS APARTMENTS.

107. THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S PACIFIC ROOMS,

108. INSIDE A GIANT ROBOT.

109. WITH PACIFIC ROOMS,

110. YOUR DREAM OF LIVING IN A ROBOT.

111. LET'S TALK TO SOME HAPPY CUSTOMERS.

112. IN A BORING OLD HOUSE.

113. NOW I LIVE IN A ROBOT'S FIST.

114. SO THAT'S NEAT.

115. - WITH MY FRIENDS, I'VE ALWAYS BEEN THE BRAINS OF THE BUNCH,

116. SO IT'S PRETTY FITTING THAT I LIVE IN THE ROBOT'S HEAD.

117. - UH, I LIVE IN THE... BUTT AREA.

118. IT'S NOT ACTUALLY THAT GREAT.

119. - SEE HOW HAPPY THEY ALL ARE?

120. SO SIGN UP FOR PACIFIC ROOMS,

121. ARE ROCK BOTTOM,

122. 'CAUSE AT ANY TIME,

123. BACK INTO BATTLE.

124. - OY, CAN THAT HAPPEN?

125. - IT PROBABLY WON'T HAPPEN.

126. - AND IT JUST HAPPENED.

127. THAT'S PACIFIC ROOMS, COMBINING EVERYTHING YOU LOVE,

128. ROBOTS AND HOUSING.

129. - JAW-DROPPING...

130. DIFFERENT...

131. CONFUSING...

132. REPETITIVE.

133. YOU'VE SEEN "MAN OF STEEL."

134. NOW SEE "MAN OF SURREAL."

135. - MY SON WAS IN THE BUS. HE SAW WHAT CLARK DID.

136. HE MELTED INTO DYING.

137. COVERING HIS TRACKS?

138. AND WHEN YOU'RE OUT IN THE DESERT, SURROUNDED BY MELTING CLOCKS?

139. - YOU BELIEVE YOUR SON IS SAFE? I WILL FIND HIM.

140. - WHAT'S THE "S" STAND FOR?

141. - IT'S NOT AN "S," IT'S A SNAKE...

142. MADE OF TREES.

143. - "MAN OF SURREAL."

144. WOW, THAT WAS NUTS.

145. FOR THE HOBBIT TO SHOW HIMSELF.

146. OH, THERE HE IS, EMERGING FROM HIS HOME,

147. AND... HE SEES HIS SHADOW, YES, HE SEES HIS SHADOW.

148. TO THE HOBBIT'S ALMANAC,

149. DRAGON—OOF. SORRY, FOLKS,

150. IT'S GOING TO BE A LONG, LONG SEASON.

151. - AH, MAN, MY COMPUTER FROZE.

152. UH, I MEAN, I GOT ONE OF THOSE SPINNING COLOR BALLS.

153. - OH. SORRY.

154. - HI, HEY, IT'S ME!

155. - OH, MY GOSH, IT'S SAM FROM "iCARLY."

156. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE HERE. HEY, THIS IS HOW I TALK.

157. MY HEAD HURTS AND WE'RE ONLY 20 SECONDS INTO THIS SKETCH.

158. I DON'T THINK I HAVE TO MAINTAIN THIS CHARACTER.

159. - CAT, YOU OK? - OF COURSE I AM.

160. OH, MY GOSH, IT'S SAME FROM "iCARLY."

161. - STOP THAT!

162. - SORRY. I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE YOU AND I,

163. THESE TWO MISMATCHED CHARACTERS, CAN ACTUALLY LIVE TOGETHER.

164. - I CAN'T BELIEVE I TALK LIKE A 1950s HOOD RAT.

165. - HEY, GUYS, IT'S ME, DICE.

166. BABY-SITTING?

167. 'CAUSE THERE'S A KID OUTSIDE LOOKING FOR ONE.

168. - HEY, YOU'RE BILLY DODSON,

169. INTO SHAZAM.

170. - I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU RECOGNIZED ME.

171. - OH, NO, I DIDN'T.

172. COMING FROM OVER THERE.

173. - SAM, WE ALL BELIEVE YOU'RE TOUGH,

174. BUT YOU REALLY DIDN'T HAVE TO ROUGH UP DICE.

175. FOR THE PICTURE SHOW.

176. HELP, HELP!

177. - OH, MY GOSH, IT'S DR. ZAVANNAH,

178. AND HE'S STEALING THE CITY'S POWER.

179. SHAZAM!

180. - OH, MAN, WE'RE SUPPOSED THAT FULL-GROWN MAN.

181. LET'S GET HIM! - OK, BUT ONLY BECAUSE

182. THERE'S PROBABLY MORE OXYGEN

183. AND NOT FAINT.

184. NOPE.

185. - YOU CAN'T STOP ME, SHAZAM.

186. - WHY? YOU'RE NOT A KID ANYMORE, NOW YOU'RE SHAZOOM.

187. - UH, IT'S PRONOUNCED "SHAZAM."

188. AH!

189. OOH! OH, NO. YOU MADE ME TURN BACK TO BILLY BY SAYING MY NAME,

190. AND NOW DR. ZAVANNAH IS GONE.

191. - ALL I KNOWS IS, WE'RE RESPONSIBLE FOR YOU TODAY.

192. OF THE MUSTARD SEEDS.

193. - IT'S DR. ZAVANNAH!

194. AND HE'S CLIMBING INTO NINE MILES IN THE DISTANCE.

195. SHAZAM!

196. - WAIT, SAM, LET ME TRY SOMETHING.

197. CAT-ZAM!

198. DIDN'T WORK. I'M IN PAIN. OH, BOY.

199. - I'VE GOT YOU, DR. ZAVANNAH.

200. - SORRY, WHO ARE YOU AGAIN?

201. - DON'T PLAY THAT GAME WITH ME.

202. YOU KNOW I'M SHAZAM.

203. BATMAN MORE.

204. - WHOOPS!

205. YOUR EVIL PLAN.

206. - YOU DID IT!

207. - YOU FOOLS! MY PLAN WASN'T EVIL. IT WAS FOR GOOD.

208. THIS SATELLITE.

209. ANOTHER BAD TV SHOW.

210. - DAN SCHNEIDER? HOW EVIL CAN HE BE?

211. - HE CREATED "DRAKE AND JOSH," "ZOEY 101,"iCARLY,"

212. "VICTORIOUS," OH, AND "SAM AND CAT."

213. - YEAH, I THINK I'M ON HIS SIDE NOW.

214. - WHAT? CAT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

215. - SAM, I MIGHT LOOK STUPID, OUR SHOW IS BAD.

216. - FINE. HERE, EVERYONE, TAKE A CHAIN.

217. LET'S DESTROY THIS SATELLITE BEFORE HE CAN CREATE A NEW SHOW.

218. - OH, NO. MY CREATIONS HAVE TURNED AGAINST ME.

219. ANOTHER HIT SHOW, FAST.

220. - TONIGHT, IT'S AN ALL NEW

221. "DEFINITELY ALIVE WITH DICE,"

222. MIRANDA COSGROVE.

223. - WOW, AND THEY SAID I WAS STIFF.

224. SERIOUSLY, THOUGH, IS HE OK?

225. - MAD!

226. WARNER BROS. ANIMATION

227. NOT EVEN "MEGAMIND?"