MAD 4x2

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It's total chaos as Ash Ketchum tries to catch all the Monsters! Then, a woman reconnects with her super villain brother. Plus, Alfred E. Neuman, Spy vs. Spy and more!

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1. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. ANIMATION

2. - BEEN GORGING ON CHOCOLATE ALL MONTH?

3. HERE ARE SOME "MAD" MOMENTS YOU MAY HAVE MISSED.

4. FRIDAY, 3:00 P.M.-- "JURASSIC PARK"

5. RETURNS TO THEATERS IN 3D,

6. BECAUSE 4D WOULD MEAN HAVING THE AUDIENCE EATEN.

7. TUESDAY, 8:00 P.M.,

8. WRESTLEMANIA 29 BREAKS BOX OFFICE RECORDS,

9. WHILE RUSSELMANIA IS ONCE AGAIN SEEN BY NOBODY.

10. SATURDAY, 4:00 P.M,

11. IN HONOR OF NATIONAL POETRY MONTH,

12. "MAD" ASKS YOU TO FIND SOMETHING TO RHYME WITH THIS...

13. - HA HA HA!

14. - I DON'T THINK I'VE BEEN IN THIS HOUSE BEFORE.

15. - SO WHAT? THEY'RE ALL THE SAME.

16. WE SCARE THIS KID, COLLECT HIS SCREAMS,

17. THEN WE'LL BE THE TOP SCARERS OF THE MONTH.

18. WHAT COULD GO WRONG?

19. - SOUNDS GOOD TO ME.

20. - OH, WOW! A NEW KIND OF POKÉMON!

21. - A POKÉ-WHAT NOW?

22. - PIG KNIGHT, I CHOOSE YOU.

23. USE SPIDER PLEDGE.

24. - OH, I GET IT. IT'S LIKE "IGNITE," BUT WITH PIG.

25. SO HE'S SOME KIND OF FIRE PIG.

26. YEAH, I DON'T LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING.

27. - THIS IS AMAZING.

28. SO MANY POKÉMON!

29. I JUST GOT TO CATCH 'EM ALL, I JUST GOT TO!

30. - 2319 IN PROGRESS, CHILD DETECTED.

31. - ATTENTION, CHILD— STAY WHERE YOU ARE

32. AND PREPARE FOR QUARANTINE.

33. - ALL RIGHT! CRUCADILE, I CHOOSE YOU.

34. - CATCH, CATCH, CATCH, CATCH, CATCH.

35. - THIS WAS THE SCENE AT THE MONSTERS INC. FACTORY YESTERDAY.

36. SINCE THEN, THE ESCAPED CHILD ASH KETCHUM

37. HAS CATCHED OVER 20% OF THE CITY'S POPULATION.

38. - CATCH, CATCH, CATCH.

39. - IF THE CATCHING CONTINUES AT THIS RATE,

40. EXPERTS SAY BY TOMORROW NIGHT, HE WILL HAVE CAUGHT US ALL.

41. - I HAVEN'T SLEPT IN DAYS!

42. - THIS IS BAD, AND IT'S ALL OUR FAULT.

43. - I THINK IT'S TIME TO CATCH 'EM AT HIS OWN GAME.

44. HEY, KID. I CHALLENGE YOU—

45. TO A POKÉMON BATTLE.

46. A POKÉMON BATTLE? I LOVE POKÉMON BATTLES!

47. OTTOMAN, I CHOOSE YOU.

48. - OTTOMAN.

49. - IS THAT A REAL POKÉMON? IS IT?

50. THAT CAN'T BE RIGHT.

51. WHATEVER. MIKE, I CHOOSE YOU.

52. - I'M SORRY, WHAT WAS THAT—

53. WHOA!

54. - OW! - OW!

55. - AND STAY GONE. - I CAN'T BREATHE IN HERE!

56. AAAH!

57. - PIKA?

58. - PIKACHU, IS THAT YOU?

59. YOU GOT TO GET ME OUT! I'M STUCK IN THE POKÉBALL!

60. - PIKA PIKA!

61. - OTTOMAN IS EVOLVING!

62. HE TRANSFORMED INTO LOVESEAT!

63. - LOVESEAT!

64. - I GIVE UP.

65. POKÉMON ARE DUMB.

66. - I WAS THINKING WE DO SOMETHING NEW TODAY.

67. SURPRISE ME, BOB.

68. - D'OK!

69. - I LOVE IT!

70. - MAD!

71. - WE WANTS IT, WE NEED IT.

72. MUST HAVE... THE PRECIOUS!

73. - AND CUT. GREAT JOB, GOLLUM.

74. - THANKS, PETE. HI, I'M GOLLUM.

75. WE ALL WANTS IT, DON'T WE?

76. THE REAL PRECIOUS? BEING FIT.

77. THAT'S WHY I USE THE GOLLUM GO-THIN DIET.

78. I USED TO BE A BIG, DOOPY HOBBITSES.

79. BUT LOOK AT ME NOW. AND WITH MY PATENTED TECHNIQUES,

80. YOU, TOO, CAN SHRIVEL TO A MERE SHADOW OF YOUR FORMER SELF,

81. KEPT ALIVE BY THE BLACKEST OF DARK MAGIC.

82. LOTS OF DIETS EMPHASIZE AEROBIC EXERCISE.

83. BUT ONLY THE GOLLUM GO-THIN DIET

84. COMBINES THE FUN OF ROCK CLIMBING

85. WITH THE EXCITEMENT OF HIDING FROM THE SUN.

86. THE YELLOW FACE, IT BURNS US!

87. WHAT WOULD YOU SAY IF I TOLD YOU

88. YOU COULD EAT AS MUCH AS YOU WANTED, AND STILL LOSE WEIGHT?

89. WHAT IF I SPECIFIED THAT IT'S ONLY RAW FISH?

90. - SO JUICY SWEET!

91. ACT NOW, AND I'LL EVEN THROW IN A LOINCLOTH,

92. AND A GOLD RING OF YOUR OWN TO OBSESS OVER.

93. MAKE SURE YOU HIDES IT AWAY,

94. 'CAUSE THEY WANTS IT! THEY WANTS TO TAKE IT FROM YOU!

95. - THE GOLLUM GO-THIN DIET.

96. HAIR THINNER, SKIN GRAYER AND VOICE WEIRDNER

97. ALL SOLD SEPARATELY.

98. - YOU KNOW, AS WE BURY THIS TREASURE,

99. I'M BEGINNING TO REALIZE ALL THIS GOLD IS MEANINGLESS.

100. IT'S OUR FRIENDS AND LOVED ONES THAT ARE THE REAL TREASURE.

101. - YOU'RE RIGHT! YOUR FRIENDSHIP IS JUST AS VALUABLE,

102. BUT I'M A PIRATE.

103. SO I SHOW MY LOVE MY BURYIN'.

104. - AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR, "IS KRISTEN STEWART SLEEPING?"

105. - H-HELLO?

106. - KRISTEN STEWART?

107. - YEAH?

108. - WERE YOU SLEEPING?

109. - YES. WHO IS THIS?

110. - IF YOU SAID YES, YOU WERE RIGHT.

111. KRISTEN STEWART WAS SLEEPING.

112. - WHAT'S GOING ON HERE—

113. THIS HAS BEEN ANOTHER EPISODE OF,

114. "IS KRISTEN STEWART SLEEPING?"

115. - HERE YA GO.

116. - HEY, I THOUGHT YOUR SIGN SAID UNLIMITED BREADSTICKS,

117. PLURAL.

118. - NOPE. IT'S UNLIMITED BREADSTICK.

119. - WELL, I DON'T KNOW HOW ONE BREADSTICK CAN BE UNLIMITED—

120. WHOA-HO-HO!

121. I HOPE YOU'VE GOT ENOUGH DIPPING SAUCE.

122. - WOUNDS HEAL...

123. SCARS FADE...

124. BUT GETTING CRACKED OPEN IS FOREVER.

125. IT'S THE M&MA CHAMPIONSHIPS.

126. THEY DON'T JUST MANGLE YOUR MOUTH...

127. THEY SCREAM IN YOUR HANDS.

128. - THE M&MA CHAMPIONSHIPS. YOU HAVE TO BE NUTS TO DO IT.

129. - ACTUALLY, I'M JUST PLAIN—

130. - SO, YOU'RE A WOOLY MAMMOTH, HUH?

131. THAT MUST BE FUN. - IT'S ALL RIGHT.

132. - I BET YOU WISH THAT WOOLY COAT WASN'T SO HOT, HUH?

133. - ACTUALLY, I'D WISH NOT TO BE EXTINCT IF I HAD A CHOICE.

134. - OH. OH, RIGHT, RIGHT, YEAH.

135. HMM.

136. HOW ABOUT THAT ELECTION, HUH?

137. - AWKWARD MOMENTS—NEVER IN DANGER OF BECOMING EXTINCT.

138. - AAAH!

139. - 13,332.

140. 13,333.

141. WHOO! X MARKS THE SPOT.

142. HUH?

143. "MY BURIED TREASURE IS NEITHER GOLD NOR RUBIES.

144. "INSTEAD, IT IS THE MOST VALUABLE TREASURE OF ALL—

145. PHYSICAL FITNESS." WHAT?

146. CURSE YOU, LEAN JOHN SILVER,

147. THE PHYSICALLY FIT PIRATE!

148. - JUST BE HAPPY HE DOESN'T LOVE YOU.

149. - HALF A TOOTH?

150. - THAT'S RIGHT. HALF THE TOOTH UP FRONT,

151. THE OTHER HALF AFTER I GET THE MONEY.

152. LOUSY KIDS. TOO SMART FOR THEIR OWN GOOD.

153. - MY BROTHER AND I KIND OF RAISED OURSELVES.

154. NOW I'M RAISING MY OWN DAUGHTER.

155. MY BROTHER, HOWEVER, WELL, HE TOOK A DIFFERENT ROUTE.

156. - YOU HAVE MY PERMISSION TO DIE.

157. - YEAH, YEAH, MY, UH, BROTHER IS BANE.

158. - DO YOU WANT TO PLAY, UNCLE BANE?

159. - LET US NOT STAND ON CEREMONY, MADDIE. BANE WILL DO.

160. - BANE, WHAT'D I TELL YOU ABOUT WEARING YOUR BOOTS INDOORS?

161. AND FROM NOW ON, YOU'RE DOING YOUR OWN LAUNDRY,

162. 'CAUSE I AM NOT WASHING 40 PAIRS OF CARGO PANTS.

163. - SOMETHING IS WRONG. WHAT IS IT, SISTER?

164. - OH, IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE THIS BIG DATE.

165. I'M REALLY NERVOUS, AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO MESS IT UP.

166. - WHAT COULD I POSSIBLY DO TO RUIN YOUR DATE?

167. - PLANT A BOMB UNDER THE CITY. RELEASE ALL THE PRISONERS AND KILL BATMAN?

168. - I'M NEVER TELLING YOU ANYTHING EVER AGAIN.

169. - LOOK, I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU DO.

170. JUST PROMISE ME YOU WILL NOT RUIN MY DATE.

171. - BUT HOW DO I KNOW THIS MAN IS GOOD ENOUGH

172. FOR MY SISTER, SISTER?

173. - HE'S A DREAM! HE'S RICH... - OK...

174. - HIS PARENTS ARE DEAD. - UH-OH.

175. - AND HIS NAME IS BRUCE WAYNE. - THE BLOOD PRESSURE RISES.

176. - KATE, HURRY!

177. WE'RE GOING TO BE LATE!

178. AND LOOK, I'M BRINGING THIS OLD MAN ON OUR DATE.

179. - WHOO-HOO!

180. - ALL RIGHT, SO, JUST WATCH MADDIE

181. AND DO NOT INTERFERE WHILE I'M ON MY DATE WITH BRUCE WAYNE.

182. YES! AND HE BROUGHT THE OLD MAN.

183. - MADDIE, UNKY BANE NEEDS TO TAKE CARE OF SOMETHING.

184. WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY ON THE MONKEY BARS?

185. - UH, SURE.

186. I'VE NEVER BEEN TO THIS PARK.

187. - YOU LIKE IT?

188. - YOU BRING YOUR KIDS HERE, TOO?

189. OH, SO MUCH BETTER THAN A BABY-SITTER, AM I RIGHT?

190. SUCH BACK-BREAKING WORK.

191. - I'LL BE BACK SOON. - HOPE SO!

192. - HOPE POISONS THE SOUL.

193. ALSO GOING UP THE SLIDE IN THE WRONG DIRECTION CAN BE DANGEROUS.

194. - THIS IS THE BEST DATE EVER.

195. FIRST, THE THREE OF US WATCHED A MOVIE,

196. THEN THE THREE OF US RODE THAT BICYCLE BUILT FOR TWO,

197. AND NOW THIS OLD MAN IS FEEDING YOU.

198. HOW COULD ANYTHING ABRUPTLY RUIN THIS NIGHT?

199. - THAT WAS EXTREMELY PAINFUL...

200. FOR ME. - BANE!

201. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

202. - YOU CAN'T DATE THIS MAN. HE'S A LIAR. HE'S BATMAN.

203. - BRUCE! IS THIS TRUE?

204. - WHAT? UH, NO. NOT AT ALL.

205. BAT SMOKE PELLET!

206. - I HATE YOU, BANE!

207. - HATE ME? BUT WHY?

208. - BECAUSE YOU'RE ALWAYS RIGHT.

209. - IT'S MY JOB TO BE RIGHT.

210. I'M YOUR BIG BROTHER, SISTER.

211. - I GUESS EVERYTHING WORKED OUT FOR THE BEST.

212. HEY, WAIT, WHERE'S MADDIE?

213. - AWW.

214. - RISE, RISE, RISE, RISE, RISE!

215. - I HAVE GOT SOME SPECONING—AHH!

216. - MAD!

217. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. ANIMATION

218. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE —www.ncicap.org—

219. - KRISTEN STEWART?

220. - STOP CALLING ME!